Thread 213005196

Just wait edition

finished breaking bad
it’s ok

>leaf new
absolute state

a foreign flag making a /brit/ thread? Have at him lads

IT'S OVER

>>213005238
/brit/ meetup when

>>213005196 (OP)
>both the finnish general and /brit/ have OP pics referencing the hack

so uh
is this some kind of shitty raid by that other site

>>213005226
i loved it back when it first came out.

156 days until Christmas in London subedition.

>>213005196 (OP)
shartyfreak thread

Too many johnny foreigner wogs making /brit/ threads

>>213005238
racism is also part of this melange of degeneracy thoughbeit

>>213005257
You are free to use the frog edition instead

No one is forcing you to use this one, just thought it was taking a bit long

>>213005195
>>213005195
>>213005195

keep getting videos on my jewtube about stealth camping

>>213005302
brown hands

>>213005193
yeah?

>>213005238
me in the back, with the spider legs

we can dance
we can dance
everybodys taking the chance

Wild story

corrr beautiful south dont marry her is a fucking banger isnt it

well Done
BeardMeatsFood !!

making some changes in my life
using calibri font on my web browser

would destroy all of this SHITE

>>213005391
For me it's Rotterdam

>>213005391
Ask your mates. Not us.

had to pee 3 times within 15 minutes. Haven't been drinking water... is anybody here a doctor?

just had 3 alien slags fly in here and steal catberg in front of my very eyes

>>213005453
No mate, I'm not x

>>213005427
ok list but hot cross buns are shite

>>213005427
>trifle that low
spiteful

>>213005368
what the fuck is going on here sergei

>>213005453
I have an English Literature PhD

i need a rest. someone call another lockdown. gay lads, get the monkeypox out

>>213005442
H O U T E N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-TuGAHR78w

rorke clambering up a tree to bask in the sun safe from predators

>>213005485
it would be spiteful
to put jellyfish in a trifle

>>213005489
freestyling, straight from the top of the dome

>>213005502
you called your cat rorke?

>>213005494
based

extracting myself from my toil to a better one seems impossible

>>213005478
cheers

>>213005453
peeing a lot, especially at night is a major symptom of diabetes
it's your body trying to control your blood sugar by releasing insulin and then trying to get it out of your body
could also just be yourself drank too much?

>>213005541
Agreed
Job market is fucked

“the west” = the antichrist

>>213005541
ktim

Why are so many of you obsessed with American politics?

>>213005453
times up mate
Godspeed

>>213005569
job market is so fucked even a job at Tesco is gold dust

rorkette...

just got back from toil, did I miss any good posts

>>213005494
It's a song, but based, hate cagecucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06EbMhzwLBw

might become a brickie or something maybe a house painter
ai won't be doing that anytime soon

have a headache

just got an AI to build me a well of bricks

>>213005519
I really do love the idea
Shame that many people just can't imagine how this looks like in practice and how much better it makes life for both people that ride cars and those that dont
And especially here and on /pol/ and /n/ these fucks are the same that are concerned over "family hostile environments"
What could be better than having a safe place with lots of people around where even older toddlers can safely get around on their little bikes
And daycare will be easily reachable too
And trains for nice worry-free weekend trips elsewhere
And you can *still* take the car and be wherever
Life could be a dream man, we have so much resources and potential but we're just not doing it
I hope merkel and other such CDU-cunts will burn in hell in abysmal pain

Haitians actually eat dogs and cats, do you know how fucked that is it? UK has to deal with passively jeets while we have Haitians and violent Latinx going around killing children and eating household pets

>>213005582
American politics is more like a reality TV show to the rest of the world
it's something people watch, clowns on a stage, political theatre
been a good show since about 2016
great comedy

i think i have diabetes

>>213005659
might be a tumor

I love hanging out with my friends. Amazing how much fun we have together. They're the best

>>213005687
Passive jeets **

thinking about Jotas poor wife

>>213005659
sounds like diabetus mate

>>213005696
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5llMaZ80ErY
100million keks

>>213005723
mad how he is bacon now

it not right how helper get treated by his mates

>>213005726
shouldnt have married a dumbass

>>213005726
A side of BBC will ease her grief

>>213005687
Fake news rorke, no back to paying taxes to your peado pres

>>213005608
wouldn't mind a munch on her bottomless brunch

>>213005726
very Jewish looking woman

have an arseache

I have a willyache

>>213005238
If that drawing isn't proof of white genocide, I don't know what is.

>>213005754
he wasn't wrong

most people that post here are awful and deserve to be as miserable as they invariably are. i would take a million of the most annoying woke faggots over you lot

>>213005690
Imagine how much better these hogs would live and look if they rode a bike mutliple times a week
Probably bed more mentally stable with a firmer sense of self-identity to the point of being far less likely to get such werid piercings either

>>213005764
i'm sure big virgil gave her a good seeing to

>>213005810
you don't know what invariably means

>>213005698
If your piss smells sweet, you probably do.

>>213005766
disgusting country
shit like this sometimes makes me think a third world invasion isn’t so bad after all
i seriously hope putin vaporises us

Need to sniff her gas.

>>213005682
You're preaching to the choir mate
Carbrains will never accept it

they're eating the dogs
they're eating the cats
they're eating the pets

>>213005833
what do you do for a living?

>>213005770
Seething, when homeland takes over the UK you will be deported

>>213005766
Good for h

>>213005810
even me?

>>213005766
Fake as fuck

All of my children grew up to win the mega millions jackpot lottery. Their natal charts have active Jupiter/Uranus placements. Mars sextile Jupiter and Uranus trine Mercury. Ascendants in the 1st and 3rd houses

>>213005810
brown hands

i know im not a nonce because when i watched lilo and stitch it was stitch who gave me an erection and not lilo

>>213005830
I fink you fell for some bait mait

>>213005878
We don't sign our posts here lad

>>213005829
how does something smell a taste?

>>213005853
I'm white, unlike you shaunell gomez de la chang

>>213005810
misery loves company as they say

>>213005766
this country is a fuckING JOKE

>>213005787
>>213005797
have you guys been shagging

>>213005828
yes i do you stupid mong

>>213005297
This picture is only missing soldiers bending over the lion statue while trying to steady a hammer and sickle flag upon it

>>213005885
The bully with the glasses though

got drunk and fell asleep mid-wank
now I'm awake, sweaty, undies around my ankles, hungover, and have asmr porn playing on my laptop

Reading all the British comments with a British accent and it is funny lmfao

>>213005838
Yeah, which is why people like you and me need to partake in local councils and spread awareness of these ideas
Maybe even lobby representatives to reform laws that allow easier overriding of bitter old retards that will block anyone and anything that might make the space more livable and give affordable living space at the expense of the speculation value of their properties (but in turn making it more likely that these fucks themselves get to live a decent retirement with less social isolation and potential caretakers being able to just live in the local community rather than commuting)

>>213005847
they're raping the children

>>213005896
you can taste a little it will be sweet like nectar

do brits say 'ive had a guts full' or is it a antipodean thing?

Get it all bulldozed
Get the blocks of flats built
Get the migrants in
Get them housed
Get them fed
Get them wanked

>>213005867
it's real

you can get motability for all sorts of nonsense
https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/35725629/motability-car-scheme-exploited/

reckon i could swim the channel with ease
could probably swim the atlantic if i so wished

>>213005427
>Elton Mess

They're just blatantly stealing our gimmiques lads

me? diabetes
30g of carbs max then a 4 hours wait before I can eat again
dont get diabetes boys
not just the inconvenience of it, it ruins the rest of your organs and social life

>>213005993
is this a joke?

>>213005931
Sounds like you need to get all your stuff together

>>213005867
>>213005886

extremely naive if you think this is fake, this shit is happening loads

its true i got a new bmw m5 for 50 quid because of my hemmeroids

What's your Elden ring class, /brit/? I'm doing a paladin run but I'm worried how it will stack up against the holy resistant end game bosses

>>213006035
Nobody cares mate

migrants backstroking and doggy paddling to the UK as we speak

>>213005847
Trump thinking about those kids he nonced at epstein island

>>213005993
and give them free LABUBUS!

>>213005993
Anybody would think heritage status was permanent in order to protect from panicked morons

>>213006011
what are diabetic poos like?

>>213006014
No, some faggot on the council actually suggested it

>>213005997
Just because it's on faceberg doesn't make it real retard

crazy to think trump is a nonce and he protects other nonces

>>213005941
Damn you, now I'm doing it too lol

>>213005993
>rather bulldoze heritage sites and such cultural landmarks instead of changing and improving the traffic and transit concept and removing free parking, also moving cars instead of people to the periphery
checks out
thus are "conservative ideas" - behold the greatness and talk about trannies please

The keys to 40 cars were allocated to individuals with ‘tennis elbow’, a condition that “causes pain around the outside of the elbow” but is typically resolved with rest, according to the NHS.

And 20 individuals suffering from constipation made use of Motability, along with ten people struggling with a ‘failure to thrive’.

Over 32,000 new cars were handed over for people suffering anxiety or other depressive disorders, while 800 went to individuals with obesity.

>>213005809
SCHEHMING

got me a new dacia sandero because of the constipation

haftom, on a bicycle, is delivering my booze right now

>>213006025
I play rust. I'm not a poofter

>>213006051
smells and looks like swiss rolls that have been battered around a bit in the pack

old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1m0ph36/pathetic_failed_comedian_nazi_bully_sam_hyde/

>>213005766
>>213005993

>>213006020
>>213005997
Narcoleptics can't get driver's licenses retard

>>213006011
my dad has diabetes for like 30+ years and he's still fine, in fact he shows no signs of slowing down

>>213006064
>some council boomer giving a suggestion hits the papers in England
wow, in nz we only report the real nitty gritty stuff

>>213006084
look at her profile yourself you utter fucking spastic

>>213006047
are you still talking about epstein?
so what
shit happens
get over it
jeez.
only a few kids
jeez
move on

>>213006144
Don't use faceberg

>>213006129
In the UK, individuals with narcolepsy are permitted to drive if their condition is well-controlled and they can demonstrate that their symptoms are not likely to cause unsafe driving conditions.

Apologise

>>213006140
"Handful of sheep missing"
Yeah sounds like serious stuff

>>213006113
Don't believe you, copper tubes don't rust

>>213005993
Ah yes, it's for the migrants isn't it?

>>213006123
horrific feet
-2/10

>>213005997
Yeah mate, rather my taxes go to weapons systems and bioengineering

>>213006127
Mfw when I traveled down siofra river well for the first time

>>213006125
don't get it

So if 4chan gets banned, what have you learned from this site?

>>213005997
Thank you tax payer. You work so I don't have to.

nth for the baddiedem

Mad how one day Sam Hyde is going to do a gun massacre for real

>>213006184
try again sweetheart

>>213006185
Kek, good one

>>213006264
mad how being a slag gets you a penthouse in chicago

>>213006264
lunchables breathe phenotype

>did you trip my wife
haha great stuff

>>213006189
Haha, me and the fellas when the gf enters the conversation

has anyone actually ever seen a deep fried mars bar?
think they're just some sort of meme

>>213006277
>>213006280
2 antipodeans ITT

how theres still over 8 billion people out there despite all the bad things that happen none of it even makes a dent. need more lanes on the motorway desu we need a mass extermination

>>213006305
Obviously rented you mongo

>>213006255
never eat sweets because of the dieabetus

>>213006328
I got one before in Stockport of all places.

suffering severe weed withdrawal

>>213006328
we have them here, I used to get them after school sometimes. It's pretty good, in fact my mouth is producing drool and my jaw is clenching as I remember the sweet smell

>President Donald J. Trump has been admitted to Walter Reed Memorial Hospital this afternoon for treatment following a diagnosis of congestive heart failure, White House sources say.

Oh no no no no no

>>213006376
the woke told me weed doesn't have withdrawals or negative side effects

is there a worse sounding language than Brazilian Portuguese? Maybe Cantonese or Dutch

Ava Austen has an extremely English face

>>213006372
sounds about right
Stockport is an absolute shit hole

>>213006388
he killed himself rather than release the list. smart

mental how I haven't slept all night and i'm driving to work right now typing this out at a red light

>>213006376
Spent a summer all messed up, where I could only go to bed after the break of light. Strange how it is only a memory, but I do remember I was very worried.

>>213006452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upH7iN1QgkY

>>213006189
>>213006327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APJZeNY6dKo

He's bringing back hanging

what happened to the lad who couldn't sleep a full year after quitting benzos

>>213006438
Stockport is a lovely place. Funnily enough the only Scotch ran cafe doesn't do battered Mars bars. Great town though.

become unwankable

>>213006452
sort of arrogant reckless behaviour that demands we develop precogs

>>213006512
Sick of this ugly nonce

>>213006512
bring back the death penalty
teach those silly buggers a lesson

>>213006512
Another shabbos goy who'll talk tough now then knuckle under the instant he gets the job.

No different to Trump.

And like Trump, Rorke will happily wear his Fell For It Again badge without a shred of shame.

I hate racism, it’s evil

>>213006512
based.

Sorry but I joined /brit/ last week and don't understand any of these posts.

>>213006498
he wants us to learn to love one another, mano e mano

Miss the was just saying this down the pub gimmick

stockport has some very posh expensive suburbs

>>213006615
this. why is everyone speaking in code lmao

>>213006629
was just saying this down the pub

Rorke never actually existed. He was made up by oldfags to out the newfags but it's gone on so long all the oldfags have left and the new oldfags believe he was real and perpetuate the myth

No hobbies
No interests
No job
No skills
No gf
No friends
No money

>>213006688
What happens in there then

Rorke disappearing into the aether in a puff of logic

>>213006688
can see my office from here

>>213006682
No problems

>>213006682
No family?

>>213006701
its an indian buffet

>>213006701
it's a curry house unironically

heaps of hobbies
heaps of interests
a job unfortunately
some skills
No gf
couple o' friends
some money squirreled away

>>213006601
It's funny how people like you think that when fascists come to power, they will implement their power against ALL OTHERS you don't like, when in reality you would be finding yourselves in a stricter, tough to breathe environment.

rorke, they built Britain, mate

>>213006627
Can't really bring that up in good faith after this many warcrimes and genocidal behaviro and rhetoric for multiple decades and stretching into the past centuries
Part of love is also being able to set boundaries and hate will not be stopped by love, it is stopped kinetically and externally without considering what the hateful subhuman wants or thinks he is owed
There can be no love if hate isn't first stopped

rorke is a type of guy who cleans his pc monitor with own saliva

>>213006714
hate this little character me, not sure what his name is but he's got less popular. too smarmy and soulless. Not like the pepe or the laughing asian

The European peoples must be unified.

>It's Tutankha-naan!
OH. MY. GOD. The DAILY MAIL!

>>213006782
wasn't asking for a lecture mate x

Um, Spaino? Are you there?

the day rorke lost

did somebody say behaviro?

>>213006848
sent that german cunt flying to christmas island

>>213006857
Christian slave morality = liberalism = negrolatry

*to the tune of Jingle Bells*
4chan banned, 4chan banned, 4chan banned quite soon
oh what joy it is to post in a forum thats so doomed, DOOMED

when do we get those brexit benefits?

>>213006831
I reckon you should go back to your Iberian shithole you nafri variant

So we're all working into our 80s aren't we?

>>213006857
what percentage of the population were the windrush generation?

reading oswald stinkler on the cycles of smelly farts

>>213006921
No, society will have broken down long before then.

oh my days rorke shut up about percentages

>>213006897
yep excellent post
>>213006929
yeah good post this

>>213006848
Yeah, just felt compelled to say it anyways.
Should've figured there's a good chance an ostensible NZ-anon would really just mean it like he says it without any subtext, especially when it's about animals which on average have more cultural presence in New Zealand along with this general systematized "rural farmer dude" mindset - even for those that aren't in any way farmers.

When /brit/ goes down forever on Friday how do we signal to one another in the world that we're both "/brit/ dudes"? A lot of the time when I see ya'll in the wild I can just tell but maybe we could do a little nod...

>>213006959
both me

/brit/ was better on the sharty

Alri

>>213006959
both black men

>>213006987
liar
you're a liar

>>213006990
this

>>213006975
we will do bradders reaction faces

>>213006975
/brit/ will be continuing in an in-person format down the monty pyke

>>213006923
accorind to chatgpt in 1971 they were 0.89%

>>213006921
WE WILL ENJOY OUR RETIREMENT - SUCH IS THE POWER OF NAGASH

bit mental how they get me in the office just to pop me on a zoom meeting. Kinda cruel really, getting me wound up if im honest, might lash out on the boss in a minute

>>213006305
OF money goes long

na naaa na stop hey what's that sound everybody look what's goin down

>>213006923
The Windrush generation refers to individuals who migrated from the Caribbean to the UK between 1948 and 1971

The 1971 UK census provides data on the number of people born in the Caribbean residing in Great Britain. Specifically, UK Parliament records state that there were 237,000 people born in the West Indies (including Barbados, Guyana, Jamaica, and Trinidad and Tobago)

The population of the United Kingdom in 1971 was approximately 55.6 million

they're just manlier and better at sex

>>213006921
doing what jobs?

AI will only accelerate

if nonwhites don't want to experience racism why not just go back

Genuinely don't know what I'll do when 4chan is banned.

It's basically the best community I've ever found online. Been here well over a decade for good reason.

Where can one discuss the issues facing this country, or just have meaningless casual conversation?

I feel like I'll be in an isolation cell without this place.

>>213007033
Do they pop you in a high chair and put a bib on you too? Mate, you're there to do a job. If you don't need to be in the meeting just don't go to it. Get your daily tasks done and go home.

>>213006971
i says it how i sees it me. keep the interpretations to the fellas in suits and ties

>>213006682
hes a rum bloke int he

>>213007079
i will go to reddit

Jewish fellas in Mexico trying to get girls drunk so they will shag them be like:
“Hava tequila”

AAAAAAH JUSTIN IS 15 BUT LOOKS LIKE A 9 YEAR OLD THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM AAAAAAAH!!! MARRY ME JUSTIIIIN!!!!

What's happening on Friday lads

lmao

>>213007079
you should talk to yourself
thats what i do

>>213007053
Polynesians?

>>213007080
let me have a whinge guv x
its my first office type job, been a laborer all my life and its hard to wrap my head around it sometimes

>>213007140
what did bottom right do again i forgot

>>213007171
Looks like every drug on the planet

yes

>>213007140
size of the neck on bottom left
>>213007171
tried to eat somebody's brains

>>213007171
Stealing souls

>>213007079
>Where can one discuss the issues facing this country, or just have meaningless casual conversation?
down the pub

My penis

just seen a willy

>>213007203
yeah good post that, cracking image

Just installed tf2 lads
Thoughts?

>>213007182
>>213007194
>>213007196
but actually i think it was that he tried to kidnap a little girl or something

>>213007140
top left is 14 years old and stabbed an old lady to death

>>213007215
Yeah, mine probably. Having a bath thought I'd share.

>>213007224
yeah and eat her brains

last days of brit innit, get your knobs out

Lads whats happening on friday

>>213007228
yeah but he thought he was saving a life because he was schizophrenic

>>213007258
diego.

the small boat migrants are getting the labubus

get your cock out for ofcom

>>213007258
>Doug is back
No way

>>213007224
yeah and steal her soul
>>213007265
tell me please

>>213007258
gotta get down on friday

i thought you had to upload your ID to use 4chan, now you have to register your knob?
deary me

>>213007301
Fuck all is happening but for some reason these morons think 4chan will be banned (it won't)

>>213007258
>>213007301
alri captain underpants doug

>>213007264
you just made that up

>>213007203
Several questions:
1. Are you stood up in the bath here? Is that your thigh? It looks like a willy coming out from your stomach
2. Why do your pubes look like you’ve just took the fluff out the hoover filter and tried to glue it to your crotch?
3. Why are you brown?
4. Why have you posted this? You must be aware that you have a small willy and will be made fun of

>>213007082
Aight

>>213007328
>Fuck all is happening
well maybe if you'd get off your fat arse once in a while and made some plans something would happen

Who's going to slobber all over my bollocks? Rorke? You there?

>>213007223
steam banned all the coomer games so yeah i dont believe that's your actual list

He's lost it

>>213007369
sensational post

just seen some balls

>>213007369
do you take requests?

>>213007369
did you rub lube over your bollocks

The old new as it were
>>213005195
>>213005195
>>213005195

>>213007369
Already shined it seems (I peeked)

>>213005195
>>213005195
>>213005195

>>213007378
No they didn't
Shut up
https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42694787

>>213007369
Have decency bro

>>213007403
It depends, arse holes off limit tonight. Maybe Friday haha

>>213007416
>>213007420
reddit award

>>213007461
Don’t know what this means

>>213007458
you're erect