Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:27:03 AM
No.213013925
>>213013977
>>213015209
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Mileena, empress of outworlds /cum/ threads edition
>>213009760
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:28:15 AM
No.213013948
>>213014002
Saw a white truck the license plate had the CIA logo on it ... Kinda spooky
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:28:46 AM
No.213013961
rice cooker just clicked off. house smells chinese now.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:29:07 AM
No.213013968
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:29:29 AM
No.213013977
>>213013995
>>213013997
>>213013925 (OP)
fucking gay OP pic
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:29:31 AM
No.213013978
>>213013993
abysmal card on raw tonight
appears it will be an xbox 360 night
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:30:36 AM
No.213013993
>>213014104
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:30:42 AM
No.213013995
>>213013977
>Woman
>Gay
Also, she would eat your face if you said that to her
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:30:51 AM
No.213013997
>>213013977
it was made by OP after all
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:31:01 AM
No.213014002
>>213013948
Watch out make sure you don't accidentally shoot yourself in the back of the head twice tonight
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:31:05 AM
No.213014005
>>213013950
nah you can have fun with them
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:32:15 AM
No.213014022
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:33:13 AM
No.213014048
>>213014087
>>213014096
Goodbye /cum/
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:33:34 AM
No.213014054
>>213013950
why is chad gracing us with his presence today?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:34:53 AM
No.213014083
>>213013738
i just asked her if i could trade in the $20 snack money she gave me for $20 vidya money simple as
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:35:02 AM
No.213014087
>>213014117
>>213014048
RIP in pieces, anon you'll be missed
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:35:25 AM
No.213014096
>>213014117
>>213014048
Manitoba is turning out to be quite the hellhole these days. If it's not on fire it's underwater, and if it's not underwater it's exploding with drugs 'n' chugs. What a fucked up place to live.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:36:00 AM
No.213014104
>>213014119
>>213014144
>>213013993
what's blacked raw
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:36:27 AM
No.213014117
>>213014087
>>213014096
I suffer tremendously
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:36:32 AM
No.213014119
>>213014104
just google image search it you'll find out.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:37:35 AM
No.213014138
>>213014161
>>213014282
truth supernova
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:37:52 AM
No.213014144
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:37:58 AM
No.213014147
>>213014184
been having strong urges to build lately
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:38:52 AM
No.213014161
>>213014262
>>213014138
All the bottom stuff only happens to poorfags for the most part
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:40:06 AM
No.213014180
Finally beat the Godskin Duo
Now I'm running around Farum Azula
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:40:22 AM
No.213014184
>>213014147
>Octan
I remember that, I had some of those including a race car and a support truck with a pit crew. I think 1990s LEGO was peak.
>let my hair grow long looks like greasy jewfro
>keep it short , look autistic
Can't win
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:42:22 AM
No.213014217
games that involve magic are pretty gay actually
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:43:04 AM
No.213014235
>>213014268
>>213014431
>confessed to police that she makes videos of her dog fucking her and her husband watches them. She also likes watching horse porn online. Her and her husband also had cp
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:43:32 AM
No.213014244
>>213014292
what happens when you skip leg day too often:
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:43:48 AM
No.213014255
>>213014269
>>213014202
have you tried shaving it?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:44:05 AM
No.213014262
>>213015930
>>213014161
Jeff Bezos paid 165 billion dollars as part of his divorce
Brad Pitt paid over 90 million dollars as part of his divorce
(You) are not immune
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:44:26 AM
No.213014268
>>213014235
might be a really stupid thing to say, but I've seen the horse one too when I was a teen. Didnt really like it tbf
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:44:30 AM
No.213014269
>>213014309
>>213014255
My heads massive so if I shave it I just look special needs
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:44:58 AM
No.213014281
>>213014202
Go to a stylist. Female. They'll teach you how to blowdry it to make it soft and touchable
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:45:03 AM
No.213014282
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:45:27 AM
No.213014292
>>213014244
no this is what happens when you give incredibly advanced high technology to third worlders who never invented it or anything like it and thus have no right to use it.
smartphones should be restricted to first world nations only.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:46:08 AM
No.213014302
>>213014311
>>213016870
there's nothing wrong with a woman having a high bodycount
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:46:30 AM
No.213014309
>>213014269
>My heads massive so if I shave it I just look special needs
kek, I guess some kind of clever hat might be your only option.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:46:33 AM
No.213014311
>>213014302
t. slutty foid
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:48:01 AM
No.213014341
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:49:43 AM
No.213014367
>>213014202
talk to some foids or go to a stylist and get a haircut recommendation
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:50:52 AM
No.213014391
>>213014757
>>213014202
get a negroplasty and become leader of the Nation of Islam
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:51:59 AM
No.213014412
>>213014472
Story time
>In college
>Living with gf
>She has this idea to save our food scraps to use as a stock base
>Ok whatever
>It's full of garlic skins
>She put apple cores in it
>For some reason she thinks it's a good idea to put chili seeds and stems in the storage bag
>Make the stock
>It's absolutely spicy and putrid fucking garbage
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:53:07 AM
No.213014431
>>213014574
>>213014235
If my parents ever did anything like that I would kill myself just to spite them
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:53:26 AM
No.213014438
South Park put trannies on blast back in 2005 and everyone loved them for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy7gH_54_B8
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:53:37 AM
No.213014440
>>213014490
there's something about arguing with people on the internet and gooning all day that just feels right
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:54:42 AM
No.213014461
Seeing lots of white chariots around here
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:55:23 AM
No.213014472
>>213014684
>>213014412
>saving food scraps for stock base
>let's boil rotted food full of bacteria and mould
Damn bro your gf was fuckin retarded. Hope you're dosing yourself with natural honey to purge all that nasty mould from your body.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:56:28 AM
No.213014490
>>213014440
Truer words have never been spoken
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:58:11 AM
No.213014518
>>213014590
I have some horrible groups for projects. People who take weeks to do things that take me a 1 day, and then they try to finish everything a few hours before they are due and submit failure grade work. God help me.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:58:52 AM
No.213014531
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:59:27 AM
No.213014539
>>213014565
>>213014878
So what's he gonna do now that his show got cancelled? Return of the Colbert Report perhaps? They dragged that bag of bones Jon Stewart out of retirement and propped up his corpse to read one liners about 2scoops, I feel like they're not above doing the same with Colbert.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:59:46 AM
No.213014547
had dinner and dessert but still hungry.
>>213014539
why the fuck would you care? was he ever even broadcast in Canada?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:28 AM
No.213014571
>>213014612
>>213014565
canucks love their leftshit icons
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:01:38 AM
No.213014574
>>213014758
>>213014914
>>213014431
In the video she said the dog was territorial too so the husband would need to leave the room while it fucked her as the dog would get aggressive
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:02:21 AM
No.213014590
>>213014518
sounds like my college experience. they all nominated me to compile everything because i was the most competent, but after i did 80% of the work they all wanted a copy of the final product so they could pass it off as their own. i remember one black kid in particular was really pushy about it, it was so obvious he wanted to take credit for the whole project and include it as part of his CV later on.
i refused and when he kept badgering i sent him an early draft that was riddled with spelling mistakes, but i turned off auto-correct so it wouldn't show up. guarantee he sent out a copy to potential employers with 100 errors in it. i also removed my part so there's just a giant chunk missing in the middle.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:03:22 AM
No.213014611
>>213014565
I wonder about for every flag that isnt a US one when they talk about american politics, american e-celebs, or irl american celebs. i am so certain they would have never heard about them in their life if it werent for either this website or twitter
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:03:23 AM
No.213014612
>>213014685
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:05:26 AM
No.213014648
VPN indians ITT tonight
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:06:55 AM
No.213014666
>>213014703
libshits get hysterical when you compare illegals to union breaking scabs, even tho there is no difference.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:07:21 AM
No.213014672
>>213014723
thinking back to my teenage years fills me with a powerful longing and regret
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:08:00 AM
No.213014684
>>213014472
It was kept in the freezer
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:08:01 AM
No.213014685
>>213014612
america has gone insane
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:08:40 AM
No.213014697
>>213014739
I dont know why I feel so stressed. I thought I knew myself enough to be able to maintain my entire being stable, but lately, I have been going through a mental upheaval to the point it affects my health.
I never felt or have been through something like this up until now. I feel lost spirtually, mentally, and physically. I dont know how to cope and make of this tribulation.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:08:54 AM
No.213014703
>>213014666
libshits genuinely do not understand the world in practical terms and it's evident by their penchant for jumping to moral arguments as soon as possible in any discussion
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:09:55 AM
No.213014723
>>213014672
No way man I was a god at guitar hero and could beat the Koreans in my school at starcraft they called me bonjwa.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:10:46 AM
No.213014733
this DLC and the fallout NV DLCs are imprinted in my brain like a fat guyโs bootprint in fresh snow
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:11:06 AM
No.213014739
>>213014839
>>213014697
It's gay for men to talk about their feelings like this. Maybe you're having a mental breakdown because you're a womanbrained homo.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:11:29 AM
No.213014747
If that anon that was looking for comic recs earlier today is still here, theres a thread on /co/ now posting some charts with more individual issues to check out
It's mostly Superman related but more people will probably post others in time
>>>/co/149491438
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:11:51 AM
No.213014757
>>213014391
I am the son of Yakub. I owe him my existence. I would never dare to challenge him
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:11:55 AM
No.213014758
>>213014574
At that point you just kill both of the parents and the dog. Plus closely monitor the kids as they also have the dogfucker gene
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:12:12 AM
No.213014762
>>213014773
>>213014789
could I please have one America visa? I'm very good and hard working
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:12:59 AM
No.213014773
>>213014762
You're Canadian and thus probably brown, sorry
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:14:08 AM
No.213014789
>>213014762
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:14:58 AM
No.213014804
I'm white like toasted wonder bread, actually
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:15:07 AM
No.213014808
What is even wrong with it? The dog clearly liked it and so did the women. Not like the dog was raped
Grow up
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:16:01 AM
No.213014826
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:16:58 AM
No.213014839
>>213014893
>>213014739
It is not a mental breakdown, I know it when I see it and have it. I think it is just stress and other factors, blablabla.
>It's gay for men to talk about their feelings like this.
Is that really true?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:18:15 AM
No.213014863
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:19:09 AM
No.213014878
>>213014539
His replacement racial minority co-host was much worse than the first, and he got TDS and lost his mind
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:19:40 AM
No.213014892
>>213014933
>>213013950
>tell 3 coworkers there is pizza downstairs if they want any
>fat girl coworker says she is trying the salad thing again
>just say ah and go to my desk
how should i respond without being an ass? mind you, we all know she isnt going to stick to the salad
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:19:48 AM
No.213014893
>>213014985
>>213014839
suck it up, buttercup if you're mad just lift weights and goon
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:21:05 AM
No.213014914
>>213014957
>>213014574
Don't you ever sleep?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:21:43 AM
No.213014923
Hot broccoli milk
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:22:18 AM
No.213014933
>>213014892
Say this
>yeah sure you are *rolls eyes* oink oink piggie wants some pizza!
You'll be banging her in no time
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:22:50 AM
No.213014944
>>213014968
crazy how Borderlands 2 was received somewhat poorly but it now recognized as one of the greatest games if all time
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:14 AM
No.213014950
>>213014971
>>213015087
futa cock
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:31 AM
No.213014954
In 1971 the federal minimum wage was $1.60 per hour
Thatโs 1.82 oz of gold per week in 40 hours
Today that would translate to approx $150.00 per hour and $6000
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:23:46 AM
No.213014957
>>213015005
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:24:02 AM
No.213014959
get absolutely disgusted when I see normies post here
anyone that has ever been in a relationship should be ostracized and made unwelcome here (4chan)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:24:24 AM
No.213014968
>>213015017
>>213014944
Borderlands 2 is meh. shit, boring gameplay
Only thing slightly cool about it is the artistic design
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:24:28 AM
No.213014969
>futa cock
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:24:34 AM
No.213014971
>>213015044
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:25:24 AM
No.213014985
>>213014893
I feel kinda bad for people with emotionally distant fathers like that. But it's funny when people share suggestions like that because its so dumb but funny when it isn't directed towards me.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:25:35 AM
No.213014988
ALL I WANT IF FOR A WOMAN TO BREAK MY DOOR DOWN AND PURSUE ME ROMANTICALLY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:26:35 AM
No.213015005
>>213014957
I'm finna watch this on god
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:27:12 AM
No.213015017
>>213014968
BL2 is one of the greatest FPS games ever made
granted, you need to enjoy the gameplay loop to agree with me, so I accept that itโs not for everyone
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:27:41 AM
No.213015025
I feel bad for people with hyphenated last names. It tells me they were raised by a buckbroken father whose wife refused to take his last name. This is incredibly damaging for the children, the first memories they have of their father are his weakness and lacking as a man. Never met a normal kid with a hyphenated last name, and their moms were always turbocunts.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:29:03 AM
No.213015044
>>213014971
why is there a lime on his head?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:30:06 AM
No.213015063
just found out that my cat likes my neighbors more than me and they even have a new name for him
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:30:16 AM
No.213015064
>>213015111
futa boobies
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:31:19 AM
No.213015087
>>213014950
>dickgirl on girl
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:32:29 AM
No.213015111
>>213015064
i prefer cis woman boobies
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:34:47 AM
No.213015149
>>213015171
>>213015105
I came from a backwater village of 200 fucking people and somehow they built a gurdwara sikh temple there.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:36:05 AM
No.213015171
>>213015149
>>213015105
Holy shit, hopefully they appropriated some money to build a Big Beautiful Wall on our northern border as well
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:36:28 AM
No.213015176
Hair is growing out of control again
>Canada to fast track Indian seniors for permanent residency.
why?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:38:35 AM
No.213015209
>>213015222
>>213015238
>>213013925 (OP)
stop making this edition
>>213015200
because seniors are well known to pay into socialized medical systems like Canada has.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:39:39 AM
No.213015222
>>213015238
>>213015261
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:40:31 AM
No.213015234
>>213015105
The trans part is bullshit that's distracting from real rapists/pedophiles but everything else is true.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:40:45 AM
No.213015238
>>213015255
>>213015209
>>213015222
Make a new faster otherwise smd
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:41:12 AM
No.213015244
That one Canadian made me angry now. Where is the lardball? I bet I can fry him like tilapia. C'mere blubber boy, you aint't so tuff.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:41:56 AM
No.213015255
>>213015288
>>213015238
wtf?
why are you being so antagonistic? If you're obssessed with mortal kombat, make different mortal kombat editions.
In this general, we like to have a unique edition every time
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:18 AM
No.213015261
>>213015222
>Le up bote on 4chan
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:22 AM
No.213015263
>>213015276
>>213015279
>>213015214
it's the exact opposite, thoeverbeit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:45 AM
No.213015276
>>213015263
>it's the exact opposite, thoeverbeit
umm that's racist of you chuddy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:42:56 AM
No.213015279
>>213015263
I think he was being sarcastic
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:23 AM
No.213015287
>>213015330
>>213015332
>>213015200
>>213015214
>let us bring in millions of sickly old indians
>surely they will be a great benefit to society
>because they will vote en masse for Liberals
Trudeau Sr. did this in the 1960s and 70s. When support for their party slips they import millions of voters who will vote for them because their status in Canada depends on it.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:33 AM
No.213015288
>>213015255
>we
/Cum/ is not a democracy
Make the news you want and I'll make the ones I want
Bitch ;)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:45 AM
No.213015291
Canadians vote against their own interests to *dab* on orange man
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:47 AM
No.213015294
>>213015265
lmao I wasn't expecting that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:49 AM
No.213015297
something about /cum/ gets me so frickin horny...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:43:57 AM
No.213015300
Coffee wearing off, guess it's time to switch to alcohol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:44:21 AM
No.213015305
>>213015265
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:44:58 AM
No.213015319
>>213015432
>>213015105
Toronto isn't dangerous at all but the rest is absolutely true. Many of the bums I knew in the last few years are just vanishing and their vagrant buddies have no idea what happened.
But yeah there's jeets fucking everywhere in any little town it'll be 20-90% jeets. My neighborhood is crawling in rolls royces and lambos and shit. It makes no sense. I'm a fucking millionaire now and I have no fucking money.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:23 AM
No.213015326
>>213015265
So we're just posting gore now
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:41 AM
No.213015330
>>213015346
>>213015441
>>213015287
>>213015200
>>213015214
don't understand why they dont prioritize reproductive age women
>less violent/criminal than males
>willing to have children (population decline is one reason given for why immigration is needed)
>willing to work the low skill jobs "people don't want to do" (aka "businesses don't want to pay enough for")
>family oriented so they will ease the burden on the system for elder care
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:45:52 AM
No.213015332
>>213015287
Senior doesn't get enough hate. The majority of our current problems can be traced back to him.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:46:14 AM
No.213015343
>>213015265
I BET ALL MY SAVINGS ($5.53) ON SKIPPY AND HE LOST!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:46:23 AM
No.213015346
>>213015330
>don't understand why they dont prioritize reproductive age women
Well, they're not actually trying to improve things.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:47:36 AM
No.213015368
the rumours are true
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:48:29 AM
No.213015381
https://www.ttc.ca/news/2025/July/TTC-Fare-Inspectors-to-be-known-as-Provincial-Offences-Officers
>be woken up with a startle from your nap
>SAAAAR
>open your blurry eyes, a brown shape starts to take shape
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAR TICKETS
>its an Indian provincial offense officer
>TICKETS SAAAAAR
>P.O.O. is written on his vest
>TICKETS PLEASE SAR VALIDATE NEEDFUL
>SAAAAAAAR TICKETS SAR VALIDATE SAAR
>SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL BALIDATE TICKETS SASAR
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:48:47 AM
No.213015389
I need me a stupid fat bitch
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:48:55 AM
No.213015391
I viewed about 20 Frank Frazetta paintings today. I would say outright that the blew but they were poor companion pieces to the best of Robert E. Howard, I will tell ya hwat
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:49:42 AM
No.213015402
Going to bed early tonight
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:50:01 AM
No.213015408
wouldn't
for a stirring creepy otherworldly vibe John Blanche is a class above
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:50:57 AM
No.213015426
>>213015515
>>213015596
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:51:21 AM
No.213015432
>>213015319
Just because it isn't as bad as Baltimore or Detroit doesn't mean it isn't a problem.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:51:39 AM
No.213015441
>>213015330
>>213015200
There are plenty of senior women who also didn't contribute a cent. What they did contribute was raising the next generation of workers, and that's the same to some degree for immigrants' parents.
Let.
Them.
In.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:55:55 AM
No.213015504
>>213015668
At the start of the year they outsourced tier 1 support for our enterprise software to india. you have to open up a ticket and talk to someone on the other side of the planet that speaks broken english for every single issue, even when you know that they are physically incapable of doing what you are asking for even if they knew how. they literally only ask you the most innane worthless bullshit like "have you tried doing this in another window/computer?" "are you getting a connection to the corporate servers?" which has not once helped me in the dozens of tickets that ive had to open since since the outsourcing. I always open with "hey I understand my issue can you go ahead and escalate me" and they always give me the runaround because I suspect they are scored based on how many tickets they can resolve themselves.
then when I get to tier 2 or 3 which is stateside they always sound so stressed and pissed off because they are essentially dealing high volumes of simple bullshit because tier 1 is completely worthless and by design their team is much smaller because they are supposed to be the specialists
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:56:34 AM
No.213015515
>>213015426
This works on at least 4 levels for me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:57:11 AM
No.213015528
The superglue I got on my teeth has kinda scraped itself off after like a week
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:58:29 AM
No.213015546
>>213015565
let's play 'if I had a tactical shotgun full of buckshot...'
bros
I've been invited to my boss's wedding
What should I get him as a gift?
Literally all I know about him is he doesn't drink, in his 30s, and that's all.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:59:39 AM
No.213015565
>>213015618
>>213015546
Id take a flashlight out on the bayou at noight and catch me some halimugator
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:59:42 AM
No.213015567
>>213015591
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 2:59:53 AM
No.213015574
>>213015591
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:00:13 AM
No.213015579
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:00:22 AM
No.213015583
>>213015591
>>213015555
rich man says, what you get her pair of slippers an a dildo for? poor man says, if she don't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:00:47 AM
No.213015591
>>213015626
>>213015567
>>213015574
>>213015583
I would appreciate it if you took this seriously.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:01:05 AM
No.213015596
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:01:06 AM
No.213015597
>>213015555
>he doesn't drink, in his 30s
Get him a rubiks cube because that nigga is a square
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:02:11 AM
No.213015618
>>213015637
>>213015565
I'd go up the nearest hill at night with a flashlight and show one of them young prowling brown bears who in fact stands tallest in a standoff
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:02:28 AM
No.213015626
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:03:08 AM
No.213015637
>>213015673
>>213015618
>who in fact stands tallest in a standoff
He would be way taller dude thats why you bring the gun...
only 1 month remains until the greatest sport on the planet returns......
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:04:05 AM
No.213015653
>>213015555
condoms with holes poked in
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:04:35 AM
No.213015663
>>213015706
>>213015794
>>213015644
niggeregg isn't fun to watch
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:04:56 AM
No.213015668
>>213015504
Kek
reminds me when i worked this security job. they outsourced the dispatchers to Indians. So i'd be getting calls from Indians halfway across the globe asking me to cover shifts in entirely different states. like my phone would ring at 9pm and some saar would be like "hello saar could you possibly cover this shift in Los Angeles"
The lengths companies will go to outsource basic stuff is insane. and half the time it causes more issues than it solves
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:05:04 AM
No.213015673
>>213015699
>>213015831
>>213015637
I was being metaphorical
and fuck those creatures, if you feel for bears I have nothing but contempt for you, they are monsters
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:06:30 AM
No.213015699
>>213015673
>they are monsters
A bear didnt rape your mother
She asked for it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:06:41 AM
No.213015706
>>213015663
categorically false.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:07:07 AM
No.213015714
tonight i will have 2k new steam points and a new game
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:10:14 AM
No.213015759
>>213015644
>the shitty weather months
Grim
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:10:18 AM
No.213015765
I am brown. I suspect there are many other brown people in this thread, but they're too afraid to say it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:10:53 AM
No.213015777
>>213015823
Do you think jason ever cries because he's the product of a single mother and thus spiritually not white?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:11:33 AM
No.213015782
>>213015811
I believe Stuckmann will deliver. I'm ready to get Stuckmannized. I don't care for the reshoots and rescheduling, I've enjoyed much less classy auteurial horror before, like Hell House LLC, all of it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:11:46 AM
No.213015786
>>213015644
true but why is your pic unrelated?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:12:08 AM
No.213015792
mmm
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:12:19 AM
No.213015794
>>213015663
nah its fun if your local team is competitive. it becomes less about rooting for the team itself and more about rooting for your state in fun made up rivalries. It also helps a lot when you actually went to the school you are rooting for.
maybe its because I graduated from UGA in 2022 but that energy was infectious and made me actually interested in the intricacies of a sport for the first time ever
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:13:04 AM
No.213015802
>>213015826
>>213015844
*jerry sienfeld voice* Gay? I'll tell yah who's gay... Marvin!!! Marvin Gaye! Any Marvin Gaye fans in the crowd tonight... no... c'mon no one? I'm tryin to riff here folks give me somethin
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:13:20 AM
No.213015807
>>213015820
>>213015827
I made meatloaf and macaroni and cheese if any /cum/fies want to eat :3
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:13:44 AM
No.213015811
>>213015843
>>213015782
>Stuckmann
I bet you'd love to get a man stuck in your ass
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:13:46 AM
No.213015813
>>213015866
should i play killing floor or gta 4
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:00 AM
No.213015820
>>213015807
Sounds delish bestie
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:05 AM
No.213015823
>>213015841
>>213015777
He actually got so butthurt about anons calling him fatherless he posted a pic of eating breakfast with his dad.
Notably, his gun was pointed away from his dad whereas when he eats with his mom the gun is pointed towards her
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:15 AM
No.213015826
>>213015802
*marvin gaye voice* oh the little tadpoles in the stream tiny little amoebas full of mer-cu-ry ohhhhh law- *gets killed by his dad*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:17 AM
No.213015827
>>213015807
Damn I might just wife you up
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:31 AM
No.213015830
>>213015644
>the planet
I have access to alien cable so I watch alien sports actually they're better than anything on this planet
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:34 AM
No.213015831
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:41 AM
No.213015833
Life is so simple when you remove women from the equation
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:14:55 AM
No.213015837
recently started taking a sketchy compounded form of ozempic. ive had half a small bag of beef jerky around lunch and have absolutely zero desire to have dinner. yesterday I had under 1000 calories and I basically had to forcefeed myself
It seems dangerous but at the same time I can see it saving this country when it becomes affordable for all
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:15:12 AM
No.213015841
>>213015823
No way that's his dad he posted about his mom's boyfriend once so that's whatever guy is fucking her rn
What brings me peace is that if society collapses most pajeets wouldnโt be able to survive off the land
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:15:15 AM
No.213015843
>>213015811
the closest horror I can think of with that sort of spirit is Videodrome, great stuff too
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:15:17 AM
No.213015844
>>213015802
>marvin gaye
Come one Jerr you gotta get that colored stuff out of your act. It just aint right
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:16:41 AM
No.213015866
>>213016239
>>213015813
>kf
outdated but I have fond memories of this game
>gta4
never finished but I enjoyed the story
there is simply too much driving and too poor gunplay for me to enjoy gta games
HOWEVERBEIT
if I were to choose between the two it would be so: KF if you just want an hour of fun, GTA4 if you enjoy the series and believe you might finish the game
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:16:48 AM
No.213015868
>>213015842
Bro they eat toxic sludge they'll be fine
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:18:39 AM
No.213015897
>>213015929
>it has all the mayo packets that came with it
>all the mustard packets that came with it
>this is a ready to eat sub
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:20:13 AM
No.213015926
Sorry sorry but you kinda deserve to get raped if you go to clubs
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:20:31 AM
No.213015929
>>213015947
>>213015897
Who is that Chad?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:20:31 AM
No.213015930
>>213014262
Divorce immunity idea:
Have enough kids that it would be a nigh-impossible ordeal to be a single mother
Wouldnโt work 100% of the time, but it might improve your odds
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:21:06 AM
No.213015947
>>213016063
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:21:17 AM
No.213015951
>>213015995
>>213016046
You know it occurs to me that Canadian cinema is much closer in talent and budgeting to Slovenian cinema than to Hollywood. Not even attention whoring and Ginger Snaps was magic, but you know.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:21:18 AM
No.213015952
>>213015974
>>213016018
Just got a bad haircut. Contemplating either buzzing it or suicide
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:22:29 AM
No.213015974
>>213015952
I learned today that Theo Von got two hair transplants despite never even balding. Now THAT'S narcissism!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:23:34 AM
No.213015995
>>213016025
>>213015951
There are loads of Canadians in Hollywood. Wholly Canadian cinema receives a considerable amount of state subsidy, and to some extent functions as something of a minor league to Hollywood, like how, in football, the CFL is a bit of a minor league feeding to the NFL
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:23:40 AM
No.213015999
Any bad bitches with big tits itt
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:25:01 AM
No.213016018
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:25:25 AM
No.213016025
>>213015995
There are always Canadians in the US, but just because Neil and Joni immigrated doesn't mean the Canadian music scene is world class, you know?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:26:34 AM
No.213016046
>>213016099
>>213015951
I became friends with a Slovenian on an international childhood summer boarding camp (I will not elaborate) and have developed a lifelong awareness and bond with Slovenia. I cannot explain why I wish to share this information at this time.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:27:52 AM
No.213016063
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:28:10 AM
No.213016069
Mustache getting caught in my mouth while I eat but it is what it is.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:28:17 AM
No.213016072
>>213015842
the ones in india would, and would rise from the rubble like deer in chernobyl
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:30:00 AM
No.213016099
>>213016046
my best friend from childhood's dad is an English expat and my mom has a degree in English. I've always been a raging anglophile and consider myself fully bilingual
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:30:18 AM
No.213016101
>>213016109
>>213016116
gonna smoke a little bit of weed now
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:31:06 AM
No.213016109
>>213016182
>>213016101
that's a crime though.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:31:44 AM
No.213016116
>>213016101
love me some orange cream(sicle)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:32:10 AM
No.213016120
>>213016128
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:32:48 AM
No.213016128
>>213016158
>>213016120
Is that North Sentinelese?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:32:54 AM
No.213016129
>>213016146
Is it worth to listen to the vocaroo?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:34:44 AM
No.213016146
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:35:34 AM
No.213016158
Whatโs the difference between an internet addict and an opium addict
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:36:52 AM
No.213016182
>>213016109
yeah maybe but youre not a snitch are you
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:37:13 AM
No.213016187
>>213016173
an internet addict makes wisecracks on public forums
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:38:26 AM
No.213016212
>>213016173
Opium addicts feel physically sick if they won't get their drug every day.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:39:02 AM
No.213016217
>>213016173
when and how they traveled from asia
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:39:02 AM
No.213016218
>>213016238
Iโm gonna make a scene
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:40:20 AM
No.213016230
blazed some dank niggerlicious nugs
wish my city was walkable
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:03 AM
No.213016238
>>213016269
>>213016218
monkey in a coffee shop
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:04 AM
No.213016239
>>213015866
i picked kf just for a game im getting tired but i disagree i think gta 4s gunplay is fun and better than gta 5
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:11 AM
No.213016240
>>213016260
>>213016265
My back is sore, I could sure use a pair of big strong hands to give me a massage...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:41:15 AM
No.213016244
>>213016277
With me nothing goes right
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:42:28 AM
No.213016260
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:42:44 AM
No.213016265
>>213016240
upper or lower?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:42:55 AM
No.213016269
>>213016301
>>213016238
imagine letting loose a rabid monkey with AIDS into a Starbucks? now THAT would cause quite a scene.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:42:59 AM
No.213016270
>>213016575
I am a scythian-mongol-viking-samurai-roman-spartan-aztec warrior
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:43:25 AM
No.213016277
>>213016353
>>213016244
if people fuck you around enough but you remain comfortable in your living arrangements you'll become wise and cunning and not at all like the heartbroken boy you used to be
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:44:26 AM
No.213016289
>>213016332
>>213016335
sleepy today tbqh
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:45:23 AM
No.213016297
>>213016331
Ordered pizza from a little neighborhood joint called Dominos. Pepperoni and banana peppers. They turned the peppers into shoe leather
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:45:44 AM
No.213016301
>>213016320
>>213016269
That's what I call a sticky situation
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:05 AM
No.213016320
>>213016422
>>213016301
Because they have a lot of sugary drinks which would be spilled in the fracas?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:40 AM
No.213016331
>>213016346
>>213016297
order sex from a little neighborhood gal called your mother. raw fast and hard. she smelt like shoe leather after
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:39 AM
No.213016332
>>213016552
>>213016563
>>213016289
mom gave me the melatonin gummy and im starting to feel it
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:47:49 AM
No.213016335
>>213016289
you should go to sleep
*puts you to sleep*
*proceeds to rape you*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:48:31 AM
No.213016346
>>213016331
Nice one Dad!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:48:49 AM
No.213016353
>>213016373
>>213016277
I want revenge
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:50:01 AM
No.213016370
>>213016381
>haven't had a pre-made sandwich in like a hot minute
>*wipes greasy mayo-moustache on shirt*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:50:33 AM
No.213016373
>>213016353
if you're a real G then your enemies are already retrograde in their beliefs but you are the future, so you don't need that mess in your life
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:51:03 AM
No.213016381
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:52:59 AM
No.213016413
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:53:12 AM
No.213016418
If I canโt have her no one can
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:53:23 AM
No.213016422
>>213016320
not to mention the syrups would get into their infected monkey wounds
somebody share their art here please
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:54:22 AM
No.213016439
that's all me baby yes sir!!!!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:54:35 AM
No.213016446
>>213016424
Here you go. I call this piece "The Ruin of Canada"
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:55:39 AM
No.213016464
Whispering slurs ASMR
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:55:59 AM
No.213016469
>>213016424
*farts in your face*
How do you like my performance art?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:57:33 AM
No.213016492
>when you become an adult and attempt to live in society, every single aspect costs between one hundred to two thousand dollars
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:57:42 AM
No.213016499
>>213016520
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:58:00 AM
No.213016504
*tiktok ai voice reading a linkedin post* here's what slamming edibles taught me about b2b sales
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:58:55 AM
No.213016514
Luciano Pavarotti
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:59:07 AM
No.213016520
>>213016551
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 3:59:08 AM
No.213016521
I wish American English was called American
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:01:14 AM
No.213016551
>>213016570
>>213016520
Whoa that's a good catch
Do you know which poem?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:01:18 AM
No.213016552
>>213016332
>your body produces this compound thru a complicated process when you are tired
>I know dude just put it into a pill bro!
we're all a bit retarded aren't we
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:01:44 AM
No.213016561
>>213016457
yeah somebody taught that girl a little bit about how to fight at some point. the knees at the end got me.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:01:45 AM
No.213016563
>>213016699
>>213016332
did you take a warm shower after?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:02:16 AM
No.213016570
>>213016648
>>213016551
no, but I knew it wasn't Christian due to the absence of doom, death and misery in every verse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvR8bJcKzk
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:02:38 AM
No.213016575
>>213016611
>>213016648
>>213016270
>Scythian
Redpill me on Scythians
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:02:39 AM
No.213016576
>>213016457
Catfights are so hot
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:05:03 AM
No.213016608
>>213016457
subhuman tiktok shit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:05:04 AM
No.213016609
Order a McDouble with extra cheese and get a Double Cheeseburger for $.41 less than the menu price.
Follow for more financial hacks.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:05:10 AM
No.213016611
>>213016708
>>213016575
A savage Iranian people much admired by the ancient Greeks, at a distance. Killed Cyrus the Great. Defeated Darius the Great's expedition. Succumbed to Turko-Mongolian migrants by the end of antiquity. Said to have played an important role in the formation of the Slavic identity around modern Kyiv.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:06:57 AM
No.213016648
>>213016708
>>213016570
Ah well I was reading the beginning to Aeneid book 4, which is possibly the single best book of the poem and stands pretty well on its own.
>>213016575
According to Athenaeus, when someone drank to drunkenness in a symposion and acted a fool, it was called "Scythian drinking" (ฯฯฯฮนฯ ฮฃฮบฯ
ฮธฮนฮบฮฎ). Tells you all you need to know
Imagine having a pedophile as your President.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:09:21 AM
No.213016689
>>213016652
He did an antisemitism so it cancels out
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:09:27 AM
No.213016693
>>213016740
>>213016652
They're all pedo freaks
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:09:48 AM
No.213016699
>>213016747
>>213016563
I only take cold showers now
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:10:16 AM
No.213016708
>>213016773
>>213016611
>>213016648
Interesting, thank you
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:10:52 AM
No.213016719
>>213016457
is that a tranny she's beating? or just a really ugly girl?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:11:46 AM
No.213016733
Need a girl who will let me pick dandruff out of my hair and eat it like how chimps do with each other
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:11:58 AM
No.213016739
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:12:04 AM
No.213016740
>>213016834
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:12:30 AM
No.213016747
>>213016764
>>213016699
are you at the point where they don't feel cold anymore?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:12:49 AM
No.213016753
>>213016767
>>213016964
LOL
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:13:35 AM
No.213016764
>>213016816
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:13:41 AM
No.213016767
>>213016804
>>213016753
Brilliant!
A thinking man's kind of humor
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:13:53 AM
No.213016773
>>213016708
this is a ceremonial Scythian robe. You gotta admit, it looks pretty fucking Warhammer Fantasy Battles
It's really funny how the decline of content creators begins the second they quit their 9-5 to make content full time
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:00 AM
No.213016804
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:37 AM
No.213016814
>>213016796
no, it began when they all got enough ad money to retire on
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:45 AM
No.213016816
>>213016860
>>213016764
Might be better to wash yourself with soap in warm water and then make the water cold when you're rinsed off. Think of the pores opening and closing
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:16:57 AM
No.213016820
>>213016862
>>213016796
destiny only got better after quitting his day job thoever
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:17:04 AM
No.213016823
>>213016862
>>213016991
>>213016796
you have a life, you were lucky enough to be born in the us, and this is what you think about
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:17:38 AM
No.213016834
>>213016740
New drinking game take a shot every time you read a name that ends in stein or berg in Epstein's Black Book
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:18:50 AM
No.213016853
>>213015842
No one can survive off the land if society collapses lmao.
It takes carefully planned hunting seasons to maintain animal populations.
What do you think happens when everyone decides to hunt at the same time? All the wild game would be gone in weeks.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:01 AM
No.213016860
>>213016816
Parentbergs told me that but I'm just afraid of further damaging my skin
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:04 AM
No.213016862
>>213016823
>>213016820
I'm subscribed to Mandalore. The guy made a show of keeping his day job when he blew up but it's clear that he took the money and ran, as any sensible person would.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:20 AM
No.213016866
>>213016887
:3333
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:19:32 AM
No.213016870
>>213014302
Enjoy your divorce, whore.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:20:29 AM
No.213016887
>>213016866
Now this is what canada used to be about
I think the devs at Rockstar are racists. In RDR2 they made all the black guys cowards and snitches, only the white guys will stand and fight you if you run into them. Black guys constantly snitching for "disturbing the peace" if you simply look at them for a few seconds.
Black fragility is a real problem in St. Denis.
I want cookies. Thinkem might go out to buy some then take a nap. Dat sound like a 500iq plan cuz when I wake up, there will be cookiem.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:23:24 AM
No.213016920
>>213016893
All true, btw.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:24:08 AM
No.213016934
>>213016893
they're so racist they put a black sheriff in the game, give me a fucking break and go fuck a fucking duck
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:25:39 AM
No.213016959
>>213016917
bake some instead anon :3
what kind do you want?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:25:58 AM
No.213016964
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:26:28 AM
No.213016973
>>213016917
Gawd, this idea is so smart, I cant help but tell mysefl, "Damn, son, youz smard bruh, gah dang you genus!"
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:26:35 AM
No.213016975
>>213016917
Make sure to wear a high-vis vest, Jason. Don't want you getting hit by a car while you're out on your bike.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:27:08 AM
No.213016986
>>213016893
Yeah making black people star in one of the greatest games of all time was pretty racist
And for the record pretty much everyone in San Andreas is a scumbag so you can't complain about stereotypes or whatever
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:27:16 AM
No.213016989
im back
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:27:28 AM
No.213016991
>>213016823
What else should I ruminate on?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:27:33 AM
No.213016992
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:27:46 AM
No.213016995
HOLY FUCKING SHIT EPSTEIN LIST FUCKING LEAKED HOLY FUCKING FUCK FUCK A FUCKING DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:44:38 AM
No.213017225
I slept maybe five hours last night and already have to be up again in another six