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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:28:48 AM
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>>213016988 (OP)
>>213016995
Epstein list fucking leaked holy fucking fuck fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:28:51 AM
No.213017003
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*grabs the back of ur head and stuffs ur nose up my buttcrack and lets out a huge fucking fart*
the only thing keeping me from being an alcoholic is unemployment
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:29:16 AM
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>>213017321
I'm literally running around St. Denis bumping into nogs and they're crying and running away telling the cops. There's no way it's coincidental, it's 99% of the black NPCs.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:29:19 AM
No.213017013
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It's over. It's just so over. I can't believe how fucking over it is. Gives me conniptions.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:31:04 AM
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>>213017004
I have overcome such mortal shortcomings and am a raging alcoholic.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:32:57 AM
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>>213017117
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:33:23 AM
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>>213017212
weatherman say rain so i look at radar. my neighborhood is in a small pocket of clear sky surrounded on all side by storm clouds. I feel great about this.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:34:00 AM
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>>213017180
Nah nah, not in a cookie baking mode, lately. Besides, the ones I gonna buy basically taste almost the smae when i amke th;em. This is better cux my neighoo save enouf to walkies.
>>213016975
Tnxs 4 concerm, but what a vis vest thingie? Wonder if dad got one?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:34:40 AM
No.213017092
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last night I watched the Dirty Harry 1 monologue only to find that he says in some sort of weird Fargo accent and in an autistic monotone. Action movies weren't shit with Clint Eastwood at the helm.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:34:40 AM
No.213017093
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>>213017103
jason would rather suck a man's dick and an asian woman's pussy instead of a white girl
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:35:50 AM
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>>213017093
White pussy is for dogs only
>audio streams are still not allowed
fix your shit hiroshimoot
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:36:53 AM
No.213017117
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:37:22 AM
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>>213017028
she could tone it down a bit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:37:49 AM
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>>213017111
holy fucking fuck he calls this beatdown the bang cock
fk is now posting with a Belgian VPN. so far fk is:
>Iceland anon
>fk
>the ethiopian
>now this belgian coomer
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:40:37 AM
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>>213017188
>>213017155
Kek I don't think he's the icelander but I put it at 60% that he's the Ethiopian and 50% that he's the belgian
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:40:44 AM
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>>213017080
>what a vis vest thingie?
reflective vest like road construction worker man
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:40:59 AM
No.213017186
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:41:13 AM
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>>213017174
they're all IDF posters anyways, there is no actual fk
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:41:40 AM
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>>213017204
>>213017111
jeets are so fucking weak they're out there lifting cotton swabs thinking they're lifting dumbbells and then walk in to a ufc fight thinking they're gonna beat the changs to a pulp when they can't even throw a fucking punch
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:42:50 AM
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>>213017193
It's even more absurd when you consider changs have spent literally thousands of years perfecting the art of beating other people to death with their bare hands lol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:43:04 AM
No.213017206
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pepee and gagina
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:43:37 AM
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>>213017066
My safe space of rain free cloud has been torn away. I am blaming god for this.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:43:59 AM
No.213017219
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Need to wear glasses to watch porn these days
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:44:14 AM
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>>213017254
how jealous and miserable do you have to be to hate on someone for simply stating they want to move somewhere and learn how to surf
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:44:52 AM
No.213017230
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>>213017261
terrone hacked into jason's 4chan account, that's why he's spamming cuck content like he's in reddit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:45:50 AM
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>>213017246
I should've been born a boy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:46:13 AM
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:46:50 AM
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>>213017221
i don't fucking know it's trump who's throwing tarrifs on places like fucking madagascar or antarctica i wonder how in the fuck the penguins are going to pay up
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:47:26 AM
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7/22/2025, 4:49:20 AM
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:51:07 AM
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>>213017538
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:52:38 AM
No.213017321
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>>213017368
>>213017011
>St. Denis
do you mean san deni(s)?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:53:35 AM
No.213017330
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>>213017340
It's simple: I'm based
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:53:55 AM
No.213017336
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God help
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:54:13 AM
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>>213017373
>>213017330
Calling yourself based, is in fact a confirmation of being cringe.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:55:11 AM
No.213017353
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we still have a whole week of July and already it's getting cold in the goddamn shade
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:55:13 AM
No.213017354
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I think we should relegalize slavery, I could control myself I'd only buy 1 MAYBE 2
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:55:51 AM
No.213017362
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THIS IS GENOCIDE!
the deliberate and systematic destruction of all life on Arrakis!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:55:56 AM
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>>213017584
queer schizo gen lolol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:56:05 AM
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>>213017492
>>213017321
It should've been the best part of the game and it's the worst. The police system completely ruins it, not unlike the police system in GTA V. The devs were interviewed about it and they said they wanted to encourage players to act differently, meaning they designed a massively ornate city that is useless for anything but being a fucking cuck.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:56:27 AM
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>>213017340
So cringe it’s based
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:56:29 AM
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>>213017254
i will gentrify central america and no one will stop me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:57:19 AM
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>>213017028
controversial opinion: would
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 4:57:42 AM
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>>213017475
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:02:05 AM
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>>213017467
We've been trying to contact you regarding your car's extended warranty
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:03:01 AM
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>>213017459
2022-2023 I was getting these calls like daily
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:03:13 AM
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>>213017485
>ya got ya clothes own! ya gotta take ya clothes owf!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:03:27 AM
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>>213017393
yea but you have to live on my off grid nudist commune
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:04:04 AM
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>>213017488
>>213017467
BUT ERRYTIME DAT HA'LINE BLENG
>>213009246
Unironically? Bollywood. Indians make a lot of silly, cheesy, goofy over the top kino. My brother showed me a clip from one where the MC was an Indian guard for some British fort or something, and a huge mob of his countrymen were at the gate protesting and one threw a stone so he like, leaps over the gate to detain the stone thrower, but he runs further into the giant mob to escape, and he proceeds to chase him down while fighting like 10 thousand people at once, its the most ridiculous and stupid shit ever. Had me laughing like a mad man
Another Avatar movie is coming out
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:04:28 AM
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>>213017471
me in every sauna i go to
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:04:43 AM
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:05:16 AM
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>>213017541
>>213017368
I never had any trouble in San Deni. Just walked around and did my normal shenanigans.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:05:29 AM
No.213017496
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Got wordle on third try
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:05:29 AM
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>>213017555
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:05:37 AM
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>>213017483
Yep. They will always be coming out.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:06:41 AM
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>>213017480
That's how I feel about Who Killed Captain Alex
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:08:44 AM
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>>213017501
Women miss out by not approaching me. That's all I'm gonna say.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:08:49 AM
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>>213017300
I wish this guy would have a pussy surgically added to his chest so I could fuck it while he cries
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:09:06 AM
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>>213017707
>>213017492
sounds like you played it safe, pussymode. if i got more than 30 seconds without robbing or murdering someone in RDR2 i get the shakes.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:09:12 AM
No.213017542
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:10:46 AM
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>>213017497
Your loss dude. Ask on >>>/tv/ they probably have some hilarious indiankino webms. The funny part is I can't even tell if they're being ironic or they're just actually that stupid, but there's a whole realm of absolutely retarded bollywood movies that are bad in a funny way rather than just bad in a boring to watch way.
>>213017501
Me on the top but I'm Indian
>>213017483
I don't understand how Avatar (2009) is still the highest grossing film. No one even likes it that much, it has almost no cultural impact, everyone will say it was realitively mid. And yet when it came out fucking all of humanity went and saw it in theatre. I remember everyone saying back then there was some gimmick where it was the first film to employ some 3D visual effect or whatever. A lot of people back then went and saw it in theatre several times. But then it became irrelevant almost as fast as it appeared. Most successful marketing psy-op ever.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:12:02 AM
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>>213017735
men get socialized to have low emotional intelligence. men do not understand the concept of empathy.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:12:49 AM
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>>213017365
She is not going to age well. I can already see how busted and fat she's gonna be in like 8 - 12yrs lol
>>213017511
I love you anon
>>213017510
Love you
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:13:43 AM
No.213017592
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I lost an argument in a thread I started on another board, soni called the dude I was arguing with a tranny and deleted the thread.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:13:50 AM
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>>213017510
>AI picture with AI slop music
Nevermind, I rescind my prior statement.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:14:12 AM
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>>213017624
A real man is miserable and never smiles
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:15:09 AM
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>>213017595
Seething city girl
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:15:32 AM
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>>213017602
A real man is jolly and always feels at ease
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:15:41 AM
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>>213017700
>>213017004
Weird that's usually when i lean hardest into alcoholism
Stop being broke
How I’m anti-semetic, I just fucked a jewish bitch
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:17:51 AM
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>>213017660
>>213017624
>smiling as a man
This gives 100% of women the "ick". Trust me I know. I smile a lot because I am very easily amused and constantly feeling euphoric and happy. Women HATE that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:18:04 AM
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cock of ass (white)
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:18:21 AM
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>>213017650
>This gives 100% of women the "ick"
Only if you're ugly
>>213017638
I'M ANTISEMITIC HOW, ANTISEMITIC LIKE A CORNFED MILITIAMAN?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:19:03 AM
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>>213017719
I’m well liked
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:19:05 AM
No.213017676
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You can only smile if you are Chad like me. Women love a Chad smirk.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:19:07 AM
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>>213017638
Nazis fucked jews too you know. until you have jewish spawn you're just like every other anti-semite
>>213017674
get the fuck out you faggy europeeing nobody wants you here
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:20:16 AM
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>>213017741
>>213017625
mind your own fuck hole nigger
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:20:19 AM
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>>213017732
The fact that Kanye West lived in China as a kid and spoke Chinese is really funny to me. People don't talk about this enough
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:20:29 AM
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>>213017541
>t. micah bell
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:21:01 AM
No.213017716
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destroy your enemies with malicious sorcery
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:21:06 AM
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:21:06 AM
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>>213017759
>>213017694
Would you like to expand on your critique, give us the *urban* point of view?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:21:16 AM
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>>213017694
>europeeing
LOL
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:21:23 AM
No.213017725
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/cum/ needs to issue a neo Monroe Doctrine. No euros interfering in /cum/ affairs
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:22:01 AM
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>>213017702
Kayne West was right about jews
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:22:02 AM
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>>213017694
>>213017674
i want the european here. i love europeans.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:22:03 AM
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>>213017838
>>213017574
That is not true, at all.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:22:23 AM
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>>213017700
I'm not a bitch i don't have a fuck hole. i have a fuck-stick that i put into holes
Is there any genuinely good reason to have public view counts show to everybody? Maybe it's useful for the creator but why is it just automatically required for every video service to show how many other people have watched it?
I'll tell you why, it's to make the average person feel small and to uplift "content creators", It's that simple. Every aspect of our society is designed around making the majority feel worthless and encouraging them to worship a small minority of people for seemingly no real reason.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:23:52 AM
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>>213017720
this movie was good except for the parts with mel gibson + vince vaughn
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:24:18 AM
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>>213017787
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:25:00 AM
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>>213017793
Brehs…
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:25:05 AM
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>>213017748
It used to have a good reason, when you could see a like to dislike ratio with it. Now, it's just a "omg, I'm watching something popular/unknown".
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:25:06 AM
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>>213017759
If I hear a RAT, a MOUSE, THE TINIEST MOSQUITO move in there YOU'RE RINGING ALLAH'S DOORBELL!
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:25:28 AM
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>>213017748
we used to have public dislikes/likes ratio back in the day
lunchboxes like you would have instantly died in that era
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:25:54 AM
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>>213017775
if you're attracted to this you're gay
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:26:17 AM
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>>213017734
Me too. We need more europosters
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:26:39 AM
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>>213017787
don't forget to leave an upvote
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:26:53 AM
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>>213017793
Let me guess. It's gay to fuck FTM transgenders too? Woketard
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:27:08 AM
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>>213017793
I am attracted to women and I am not gay
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:27:14 AM
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tbqfhwy i did not like thief: the dark project.
Y’all ever try to coom but too tired
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:27:40 AM
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>>213017793
Predicted response. Take a lap lil bro.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:28:11 AM
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>>213017817
no what are you some sorta pussy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:28:16 AM
No.213017827
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I'm gay and i am attracted to women
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:29:08 AM
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>>213017735
men chimp out when things don't go their way. they're uncivilized.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:29:17 AM
No.213017842
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I snort lines of creatine to make my penis more muscular before I jack off.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:30:31 AM
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gays seething
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:31:19 AM
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>>213017904
I feel like i can go weeks without feeling any need to jack off at all
And then there are some weeks where it's like the urge to whack off is overwhelming
guess i'm just a brain attatched to my dick and balls, or something
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:31:23 AM
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>>213017899
I keep having that problem at work where I'll have some issue on my computer that immediately goes away the second my coworker/supervisor comes over and does the exact same workaround
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:31:52 AM
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>>213017817
Of course. Get half way in, it's not going well, call it for evening. Not worth continuing there. Orgasm will underwhelm anyway.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:32:34 AM
No.213017892
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goon night in the /cum/ discord, newbies welcome
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:32:38 AM
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>>213017915
Fit girls are hot. Especially since most women start to turn into lumpy tubs of shit by the time they hit 25.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:33:00 AM
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>>213017876
hey boy,
better bring your bring your chick back around
face the sad sad truth
the dirty workarouuuund
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:33:29 AM
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>>213017874
I think it's also cause i'm a bit of an obsessive person. so when i start to do anything that's stimulating whether that's whacking off or gaming, then it becomes the one singular thing I want to do all the time
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:33:56 AM
No.213017909
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I need to jack off 5-6 times a week.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:34:23 AM
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>>213017955
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:34:39 AM
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>>213017951
i don't like any of you
you're just random people who are here by circumstance
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:35:08 AM
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>>213017945
>Fat = muh dick!!!!!!!
Women only need to masturbate once or twice a week
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:36:47 AM
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>>213017926
nonsensical post
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:37:11 AM
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>>213017971
>>213017921
hell, mister, if I knew my morals would be gettin judged today I'd have stayed at home with my wife *cooks beans*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:37:20 AM
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>>213017972
>>213017915
Nah you’re right. Ugly fat bitches are way hotter than chicks with tight bikini bodies. Just kidding, that was sarcasm. You’re fucking retarded and your dick is small.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:37:33 AM
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>>213017942
They think about me
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:38:54 AM
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>>213017951
i'm very selective about the friends i choose. gotta keep the quality high. not settle for trash.
>>213017955
keep jerking it to bodybuilders faggot
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:39:20 AM
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>>213017942
That's my average. Jacking off every day sounds like too much work. everytime you jack off you gotta take a shower. that's a lot of time wasted
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:39:38 AM
No.213017985
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I rather fuck a fat bitch with tits and a huge brapper than a little boy with no hips and hank hill ass
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:39:43 AM
No.213017989
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Want a Rokon badly now.
My dad grew up in a farm in Arkansas and he was telling me that when he was a boy him and his two friends were messing around with the farm equipment and one of them, Friend #1 had a metal spade and was digging a little hole with it and a guy came around selling homemade sandwiches and friend #2 was hungry and looked up at the guy and absently out his hand in the hole and friend #1 wasn't looking and dug in and it chopped the very tip of friend 2s finger off and it was squirting blood and he said he and friend 1 were laughing so hard and it just makes me wonder if people in the past were sociopaths
>>213017148
I like it when round tits shine like that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:42:23 AM
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7/22/2025, 5:43:29 AM
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:43:32 AM
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>>213018022
That eye makeup makes her look like a crackwhore
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:43:34 AM
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>>213018058
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:44:51 AM
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>>213018075
>>213017148
>Pajama pants with white tee and fuzzy boots
Tiktok "alt" ppl have terrible fashion sense.
>>213018043
nonthreatening black guys are cringe, i much prefer the violent screaming type with gold teeth and face tattoos.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:46:45 AM
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>>213018167
>>213018058
same i love seeing those types fuck white girls
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:46:47 AM
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>>213018096
>>213018053
Chu talm bout, that's Midwest Single Mom Chic
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:47:54 AM
No.213018087
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>>213018167
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:48:45 AM
No.213018096
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>>213018108
>>213018075
She's the to call herself "alt" and "goth" yet wear pajama pants every day in public, almost never wears actual alt clothes.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:49:06 AM
No.213018100
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>>213017972
I would tell you to do the same but your penis is too small for masturbation. Legally it’s a “malformed proto-penis.” I’m looking at your medical chart right now and that’s what it says. Maybe you could use a vibrator to stimulate it like a clitoris while looking at fat women? Like really fat women with folds and cellulite and shit. And also you’re chinese.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:49:07 AM
No.213018101
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>>213018018
>it just makes me wonder if people in the past were sociopaths
Humor is a pretty natural reaction to something super shocking like that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:49:50 AM
No.213018108
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>>213018125
>>213018096
Goth is a genre of music and girls aren't into it.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:50:24 AM
No.213018113
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>>213018018
My mom once told me she asked her family to guard her and my dad's car on the day of their wedding. This was because my dad's jackass friends thought pranks were the funniest thing in the world. Their pranks were pretty mean. The concern was that mom and dad would emerge from the church on their wedding day to find their car on jack stand with the wheels missing and the battery removed. Dad's friends would have thought that was peak humor. Dad enjoyed pranks like this as well. Dad is the reason I do not think pranks are funny.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:50:49 AM
No.213018124
[Report]
I own this shit and yall bastards because you don't even know my name
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:50:51 AM
No.213018125
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>>213018141
>>213018108
Of course. It's all considered dad music now.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:51:05 AM
No.213018129
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>>213018395
Gay men are better at music than straight men, though.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:52:24 AM
No.213018138
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>>213018147
Trans women are better at music than gay men, though.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:52:48 AM
No.213018141
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>>213018158
>>213018125
Old goth music is too old for women to care about it and new goth music in the year of our Lord 2025 is too obscure for women to care about it.
>>213018138
I cannot recall any troon musicians of note. I can think of several gay men musicians.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:53:50 AM
No.213018155
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>>213018395
Non-binary people are better at music than trans women, though.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:53:59 AM
No.213018158
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what is everyone up to tn?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:54:40 AM
No.213018165
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>>213018179
Unfortunately straight men are the best at literally every single thing. They’d probably be better at giving birth too if that were possible.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:54:53 AM
No.213018167
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>>213018087
exceptional reply
>>213018074
horrendous reply
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:55:40 AM
No.213018179
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>>213018165
Straight trans men are better at giving birth than women. It's true.
Crazy how gay people get an entire month dedicated to them and they immediately label it after one of the seven deadly sins
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:57:03 AM
No.213018192
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>>213018147
Lapfox Trax (creator of "penis music")
Lauren Bousfield
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:57:23 AM
No.213018195
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>>213018215
>>213018189
Yeah true. We should have a month for each of the deadly sins.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:05 AM
No.213018202
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why is pride bad
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:09 AM
No.213018205
[Report]
Mission Successful: No incident to report. Die Kekse wurden acquiredieren. Weez b-ballin' 2nite.
>>213017180
Vielen Dank, fielen dank. I am manies smorter nieow.
Imagine being a dairy cow and you just stand around all day with other cows until some guy puts a machine onto your tits and just succccs the milk out of you for hours on end. And that's just your entire life, forever.
And then one day you just get old and die and they pick you up with a backhoe and dump you in a dog food machine.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:21 AM
No.213018212
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>>213018189
Gay Wrath Month
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:35 AM
No.213018215
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>>213018251
>>213018195
Damn I wish there were 12 of them. Can we start making up new deadly sins?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:37 AM
No.213018218
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>>213018252
why is lust bad
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:58:57 AM
No.213018223
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>>213018260
>>213018160
smoking weed
eating cheddar pringles
watching a cute twitch girl streamer playing minecraft on one screen and cum on other screen
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:59:21 AM
No.213018233
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>>213018207
You forgot the part where they get dicked by Bulls so they can produce milk
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 5:59:53 AM
No.213018241
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All I've eaten today was toast and eggs.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:07 AM
No.213018243
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*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:09 AM
No.213018246
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>>213018300
>>213018234
they what now
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:10 AM
No.213018247
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gooning while listening to my favorite asmrtist
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:12 AM
No.213018248
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>>213018207
I don't buy dairy milk
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:22 AM
No.213018251
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>>213018215
Yeah I like it. Maybe being dehydrated is one. Hitting yourself in the heads with rocks is pretty bad, that could be a sin.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:00:23 AM
No.213018252
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>>213018218
Lust is bad because you're wasting cum. All of that cum needs to be going straight into a woman's vag.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:01:01 AM
No.213018260
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>>213018223
Sounds like a blessed night, hell yea
I just got off the game gonna grub
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:01:12 AM
No.213018265
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Gay Sloth Month
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:01:32 AM
No.213018272
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>ANOTHER local lake closed
fuck you algae I just want to swim
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:20 AM
No.213018282
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>>213018315
>>213018207
Never liked milk, but now I will take a screenshot of this and print it to prop it up on my fridge with a Metal Sonic magnet so I can tap on it whenever people ask why I no drink milk.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:24 AM
No.213018284
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>>213018342
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:29 AM
No.213018285
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>>213018303
If you ask me good goth rock music has oblique power metal qualities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV0-JYYfm5A
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:29 AM
No.213018286
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>>213018160
Finishing a workout. Then having a shower and then probably getting high and playing vidya.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:02:38 AM
No.213018289
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>the only /cum/poster with soul is a sl*venian
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:03:24 AM
No.213018300
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>>213018362
>>213018246
They gotta be pregnant to be producing milk bro
they're mammals just like us
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:03:37 AM
No.213018302
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>>213018317
i hate fat people
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:03:41 AM
No.213018303
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>>213018355
>>213018285
The Cure are the only good goth rock bad
Cranes are great too but they are usually more shoegaze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ2zO5wfukg
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:04:12 AM
No.213018311
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I didn't want to write out the letters l*ve with an o in a sequence because that might make me gay
18 years ago today the last Harry Potter book was released (July 21, 2007). Do you remember where you were, and do you remember the hype?
>>213018282
I drank milk as a kid and when I was about 20 I stopped drinking it for 2 years because I got this weird mental fixation that it was disgusting. The idea of drinking a liquid that some animal produces in its body and excretes seemed revolting.
And then one day I just snapped out of it and I enjoy delicious milk again. Nothing better than a big bowl of Corn Pops with some 1% milk.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:04:49 AM
No.213018317
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>>213018302
i hate americans too
I get confused about specific genres. But is Joy Division goth rock? I love their stuff.
I never consumed any Harry Potter media at all.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:05:25 AM
No.213018334
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>>213018350
>>213018312
I was 7 years old, probably at my neighborhood pool or at the beach with my family
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:05:33 AM
No.213018337
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>>213018379
>>213018234
They don't get dicked by bulls. The farmers harvest bull sperm and insert it into the cows themselves using a sort of syringe-like pump.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:05:53 AM
No.213018342
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>>213018284
>Redman mentioned
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:06:03 AM
No.213018346
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>>213018392
>>213018320
Joy Division are post-punk
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:06:20 AM
No.213018350
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>>213018334
Zoomer faggot.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:06:48 AM
No.213018354
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>fate/stay shit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:07:08 AM
No.213018355
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>>213018303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xeT7phuog
not a goth band overall but he could have easily landed some sort of cable TV deal in LA as an ominous dude in makeup introducing shit slashers and Italian zombie movies just on the strength of this song
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:07:16 AM
No.213018358
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>>213018315
You are not helfen...
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:07:32 AM
No.213018362
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>>213018388
>>213018300
Females produce milk even when they're not pregnant, this is true even of humans. It's possible for human females to lactate and leak milk even if they're not with child. A crying baby can cause non-pregnant women to lactate too.
>>213018320
Joy Division is post-punk (before term "goth rock"). It's goth-adjacent. One of the paths post-punk took was that it eventually became goth so it's a spectrum and goths certainly listened to Joy Division.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:08:12 AM
No.213018370
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>>213018312
I member going to barnes and noble the week of(?), opening the last few pages and reading to see who was still alive
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:08:25 AM
No.213018374
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>>213018383
>>213018315
2% > 1% > 3.25%
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:08:40 AM
No.213018379
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>>213018337
KEK so the farmers are like whores to the bulls
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:09:25 AM
No.213018383
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>>213018394
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:09:41 AM
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>>213018329
I remember they played a Harry Potter movie at school and I don't remember a single detail about it except that I was extremely underwhelmed. And I'm not talking super young here I would have been at the age where I remember movies.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:09:47 AM
No.213018388
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>>213018362
>It's possible for human females to lactate and leak milk even if they're not with child. A crying baby can cause non-pregnant women to lactate too.
That's hot. i love cows i mean women so much
I hate how zoomer soundcloud rappers dumbed down the term "goth" and "emo" and you have shit like MGK talking about how he wants emo pussy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:10:34 AM
No.213018392
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>>213018346
You’re right
>>213018366
Yeah that’s kinda what I thought. Post-punk also spun off into new wave which seems to be the direction that New Order took when Ian Curtis died. But there’s a lot of crossover between all those post-post-punk genres.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:10:39 AM
No.213018394
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>>213018383
I've never tried skim milk.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:10:39 AM
No.213018395
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>>213017972
i'm a homo and i touch myself to male bodybuilders
>>213018129
factual
>>213018147
ayesha erotica
>>213018155
>Non-binary
not a real thing
>>213018189
maybe not everyone is a christian. ever think about that?
>>213018315
for me, its Kix
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:12:05 AM
No.213018415
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:12:40 AM
No.213018420
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>>213018391
the proper term is skramz
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:13:59 AM
No.213018434
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>>213018458
>>213018396
>parent approved
pffffffffffft
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:15:57 AM
No.213018455
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Everyone on CS2, other than myself of course, seems to be brown/a child/a slav.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:16:11 AM
No.213018458
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>>213018495
>>213018434
*kix you in the balls*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:16:23 AM
No.213018461
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>>213018526
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:17:20 AM
No.213018470
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:17:26 AM
No.213018472
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuHHHNi-l8
for me, it's still dumb, adolescent sturm und drang goth rock
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:17:38 AM
No.213018474
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Mental that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:17:41 AM
No.213018476
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making friends with homosexuals is easy because all you have to do is just have sex with them
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:18:13 AM
No.213018482
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cum cum
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:18:19 AM
No.213018485
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i am not clicking those links
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:19:15 AM
No.213018495
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>>213018458
*corn pops you in the mouth*
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:19:22 AM
No.213018497
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>>213018440
THREE SIX NINE
DAMN SO FINE
CMON BABY SOCK IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME
GET LOW
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JoCL4z7VRe8
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:21:39 AM
No.213018521
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>>213018536
white people find boiled chicken and asparagus appetizing
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:22:05 AM
No.213018524
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>>213018440
how does this video have 2.9 million views but 0 comments
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:22:08 AM
No.213018526
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>>213018558
>>213018461
look into Honningbarna by Soft Spot
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:22:33 AM
No.213018532
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>>213018396
We don't have this brand in Canada. Looks identical to Corn Pops tho.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:22:59 AM
No.213018534
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>>213018329
I played the Gameboy Color game, and that's it. People were saying that it's a solid GBC game, even if you don't know the series.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:23:05 AM
No.213018536
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>>213018521
That's low grade white food
The good white food is potatoes and rye bread,
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:23:21 AM
No.213018540
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>>213018574
niggas be like
"this vegetable too spicy"
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:25:15 AM
No.213018558
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>>213018526
Will do, thanks amigo
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:25:49 AM
No.213018565
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>>213018595
making friends with homosexuals is easy because all you have to do is just have sex with them
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:26:16 AM
No.213018570
[Report]
life, that strange emotion
older than the world
deeper than the ocean
in time becomes just like the perfect crime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxGM3hZykfU
#goth
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:26:27 AM
No.213018574
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>>213018592
>>213018540
white people don't season their vegetables
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:26:45 AM
No.213018579
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WHO FUCKING TOUCHED MY CAT
are gays attracted to themselves
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:27:34 AM
No.213018592
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>>213018624
>>213018574
ratatouille? blooming onions?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:27:47 AM
No.213018594
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>>213018606
blapipo wash their chicken with Dawn dish soap
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:27:48 AM
No.213018595
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>>213018605
>>213018565
i made three friends with benefits through grindr
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:28:29 AM
No.213018600
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:29:05 AM
No.213018605
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>>213018632
>>213018595
any of them non-white?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:29:10 AM
No.213018606
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>>213018594
its all about that LAWRY's
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:29:34 AM
No.213018610
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>>213018581
yes i'm an autophiliac
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:30:38 AM
No.213018624
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>>213018592
white people think deep frying something in oil counts as seasoning
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:30:55 AM
No.213018625
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>>213018656
isn't forcing age verification on porn sites just gonna kill the sites? and if you kill the sites isn't that gonna send more weirdos into the world to live out their fantasies irl since they can't do it online anymore?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:31:49 AM
No.213018632
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why is 4chan so slow and shitty tonight it takes forever to get these captchas refreshed
FIX YO SHIT MOOT
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:32:37 AM
No.213018642
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>>213018652
why do american pigs microwave their instant ramen??
We are literally on the verge of fascist dictatorship and you chuds are still on here making memes
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:33:30 AM
No.213018652
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>>213018642
why are you still a 27 year old manchild?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:34:00 AM
No.213018656
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>>213018625
I think the rise in gooners and degenerates is because most porn sites have enforced age verification for a lot of states including texas
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:34:54 AM
No.213018662
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>>213018692
>>213018640
nigerians are disgusting
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:36:27 AM
No.213018672
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>>213018692
>>213018640
i hate niggers that ruin asian cusine by adding their slop in everything
>>213018647
reminder this guy is a corporate shill and a piece of shit responsible for the deaths of countless people
Moz' sticks are almost done.
>>213018640
Oh damn is it the same for everyone? Thought it was my data connection. Also why's that niglet wearing grills?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:39:17 AM
No.213018692
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>>213018647
we live in a technocratic dictatorship run by kabbalists
>>213018662
>>213018672
they're literally just adding seasoning to unseasoned meat, what is disgusting about that
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:39:49 AM
No.213018698
[Report]
korean food sucks though
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:39:50 AM
No.213018699
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FIX YOUR FUCKING CAPTCHAS, HIROSHIMOOT
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:39:56 AM
No.213018702
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>>213018682
It was shitty last week too, it's not just you it's everyone.
And he's not wearing a grill he just has fucked up shitty africa teeth. My question is why is he smiling and baring his teeth like a fucking Opossum.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:40:58 AM
No.213018707
[Report]
i tried squid sashimi from h-mart one time. i don't remember what it tasted like though.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:41:05 AM
No.213018709
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>>213018776
>>213018680
I've never watched this video fully
Look how old the audience is at the end
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:42:39 AM
No.213018713
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>>213018680
Zesty ahh niggas in the back.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:43:09 AM
No.213018718
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>>213018762
>>213018640
No wonder black people have high cholesterol
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:44:46 AM
No.213018733
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>>213018682
>Moz' sticks are almost done.
sauce? or eating them dry
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:46:34 AM
No.213018746
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>>213018647
No one watches late night shows except boomers
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:47:24 AM
No.213018753
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just consumed 102% of my daily recommended sodium intake in one meal of lobster flavored ramen noodles
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:47:33 AM
No.213018759
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>>213018779
>he didnt watch toonami and adult swim
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:47:35 AM
No.213018761
[Report]
the president is a pedophile
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:47:37 AM
No.213018762
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>>213018718
high cholesterol is good. the heart lipid hypothesis is allopathic propaganda. hydrogenated vegetable oils are the real culprit for heart disease.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:48:26 AM
No.213018776
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>>213018709
Boomers are the only ones who will miss that soulless cuck.
FUCKING FIX YOUR BROKEN SITE MOOT HOLY SHIT.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:48:31 AM
No.213018779
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:49:49 AM
No.213018797
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>>213018827
I haven't had mozzy sticks in a dog's age, think I'll pick some up because of that guy
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:50:01 AM
No.213018800
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>>213018836
remember epstein
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:50:16 AM
No.213018805
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>>213018680
>corporate shill
Much worse. He revealed himself as a willing arm of the government propaganda apparatus.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:52:14 AM
No.213018827
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>>213018797
Same, got a hankerin for em now. Mozza sticks with a tangy marinara dipping sauce are just...well...CHEF'S KISS.
Who here wants to fight? Let's go right now then
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:52:53 AM
No.213018836
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>>213018846
>>213018800
The Beatles manager?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:53:09 AM
No.213018840
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:53:28 AM
No.213018843
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>>213018853
LOOOOOOOOOOOORD HELP ME
I CANT CHAYEEAYEEYAAYEEYAAANGE
WONT YOU FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH FREEEEEEEEE BIIIiiiirdddd yaaaaaah
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:53:43 AM
No.213018846
[Report]
>>213018836
no drumpfs best friend
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:54:35 AM
No.213018853
[Report]
>>213018843
Free Bird is a very anime style song in structure
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:54:48 AM
No.213018857
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>>213018834
ahhh if me shillelagh were ready then would you feel so upon yer own hide, so ye would, be gorr
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:54:48 AM
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I dunno if I should look forward to 'morrow. I feel nervoos.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:55:39 AM
No.213018871
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bedtime for this guy, 4chan is slowly breaking and i'm tired of waiting for captchas.
janny i'll need the site up and running properly by tomorrow, chop chop now get to work.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:56:00 AM
No.213018877
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>>213018898
Want to get high and eat gelato
But i should behave and eat well
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:56:56 AM
No.213018891
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new crib
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:57:36 AM
No.213018898
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>>213018877
You're made of gelato, tubby
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 6:58:18 AM
No.213018906
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in the name of the infernal divine,
>>213018834 will have a bad day. so mote it be.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:01:05 AM
No.213018932
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:01:14 AM
No.213018935
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THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON QUITE EASY
WHILE PEOPLE HERE ON EARTH ARE DYING OF ALL DISEASES
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:01:31 AM
No.213018942
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>>213018949
Went to fart and shit myself a lil bit
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:01:57 AM
No.213018949
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>>213018942
hope you caught it in your buttcheeks
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:02:06 AM
No.213018954
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pooped........................
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:34:30 AM
No.213019129
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>>213017972
I'm a straight guy and I jerk it to male bodybuilders.