horse is watching you

PHWOAR

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

my fellow americans...uhhh let me be clear..doing a poo

^

Feeling desperate to fit in

anon's favourite vtuber got married

Rorke taking his 10-year-old cousin to his bedroom so he can show her “some cool Minecraft mods” and his mum shouting upstairs “keep that door open!”

B==========D ~~~~ (;)

>>213021804
remember the shower video

>>213021754
>easter egg
A what?

>>213021808

rmeember that movie whee harry potterr stabs a horse in the eyes

leftypol
rorke
leftyrorke
rorkeypol

>>213021808
omds

>>213021804
>>213021815

>>213021808
Wouldn’t Tranny be far more likely to groom a child than Chud, as far as the dollhouse characters go?

>>213021808
adam you're sat that day-dreaming about child abuse. Reflect on that for a minute mate

>>213021816
they think easter eggs are made out of chocolate lmao

I need pussy

>>213021760 (OP)

>>213021859

>>213021871
now your asking for it yeh wee nigger

>>213021859

Rorke calling Childline and reporting his mum for neglect (he’s 37)

eating out a woman and snaking my anteater tongue all the way up her fallopian tubes to eat her preciuos eggs

>>213021874
why is it so flat outside

Spaintard posting on 4chan 15 hours a day every day (he's 34)

Big brown biomass bulging borisly

thread's a bit strange for 10am on a tuesday

>>213021887
>>213021877
not what i had in mind really, though appreciated ofc

>>213021877
:3

>>213021888
did she overcook his turkey dinosaurs again?

>On some Expat FB group an English guy is moving to Poland and is trying find a gamedev job
>He says he has 10 years "personal experience" and posts a link
>It's a hardcore Minecraft server

>>213021795
Humans are social creatures. It's natural to want to fit in.

>>213021922
Rorke taking the first step towards living his dream in the Polish ethnostate

>>213021922
riveting

ze bratwurst

>>213021880
ayo wish ts nigga would see what happens nigga

the McDonald’s order:
2 Big Macs
2 double quarter pounders
2 mcchickens
40 box of McNuggets
3 cokes
3 caramel sundaes

Best thing is I’m paying pretty much fuck all for this because of my rewards saved up in the My Maccas app

caberge

>>213021943
you fucking blimp

>>213021939
How about brapwurst?

>>213021943
you aren't gonna eat all that though and mcdonalds tastes god awful as leftovers

Rorke you want to refute this one pal?

>>213021946
why does he look like that

>>213021943

>>213021943
I swear maccies perfected the burger format when they came up with the double quarter pounder. You quite simply CANNOT improve upon that, it’s completely faultless. Just fancy one right now actually

>>213021946

>>213021922
Give him the bog brush pawel

>>213021993
This is why I never eat food from peoples houses when they bring home baked stuff into work. Pet owners are fucking DISGUSTING

>>213021976
>Emasculator
>Sampler of drugs
that's me!

>>213021980
got mental health dont he

>>213021936
Found his reddit account and he's commenting "degeneracy" in r/seduction

>>213021986
good post
quite literally the greatest fast food item of all time

>>213021975
Both are bad, but interracial rape is even more disgusting than normal rape

>>213021976

>>213021975
Leftypols braindead disingenuous take in order to protect the biomass

I'm a NASTY little loser

>>213022023
omfds rorke

>>213021976
any Running About man in

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753146397882194.webm
miss her so much

all gay arent we

>>213022097
Did she died

envisioning the brown biomass being fed through conveyor belts and dumped into giant shredders like those videos of baby chickens being slaughtered in factories

Rorke stealing his mums knickers and sniffing them

my gf said she wont take my last name if we got married and it honestly pissed me off a little bit
and more honestly, i only really care because she's got a boring as fuck last name whereas mine is pretty unique. why wouldn't you want to take it?

biomass

>>213022111
x

russia and china will wash away the filth of rorke and leftypol and the world can start afresh

>>213022132
Timmy moment

>>213021976
any twenty-three years an imbecile man in?

>>213022171
Leftypol meet up

>>213022135
mfw walking through birmingham new street station on the way to toil

>>213021968
It will be good for dinner as well as a midnight snack. I just woke up ready to trade crypto. Hopefully I make 5-10k tonight buying the dip

im undeniably swaggy

>>213022171
Corrr imagine how good that feels for the lad getting rimmed and sucked, doubt I would last more than 20 seconds without busting from that haha

>>213022132
she's emasculating you

>>213022171
the lad on the left sucking his own nob is pretty nimble

>>213022132
Feels a bit silly, but I think that’d be a dealbreaker for me. It starts the marriage on the wrong foot.

jet2 holiday to my bollocks

>>213022135
Boris wavers

I think me and gfberg will do the double barreled thing when we get married. We both have unique names and they sound cool together.

>>213022227
Black are you?

>>213022120
Someone get you into the holocaust writer’s room. That’s way more compelling than masturbation machines and roller coasters

>>213022196
looool imagine the big mess you’d make haha

>>213022236
Rorke moment

My mum never took my dads surname and I never doubted her commitment to him

>>213022196
get in the position lad

>>213022258
woke family

jetpoo

>>213022227
So you'll take a bit of her name and she'll take a bit of yours? Or do you mean your kids will be double barreled?

>>213022258
Same. Pretty old fashioned and retarded to do that desu

worlds gone woke

she'll keep her last name but our kids will have my last name

Wife took my surname but not her son

retarded nigga type beat

>>213022285
Well doing them together like Mysurname-Hersurname and if we have kids I guess they will have the same surname

Got a pretty boring name, me, so I think it'll be double barreled for my hypothetical kids.

leftypol wants to abolish surnames

>>213022297
Marriage is an old fashioned institution

>>213022323
t. Rorke White

got it :P

>>213022321
Just so you know, tradition says that it's Hersurname-Yoursurname instead. So your name would come last. Not that it matters, particularly, but just so you know.

>>213022321
>smith-xingpong

>>213022323
u aint havin kids nigga

>>213022338
It’s an evolving institution. I don’t want my wife to have my last name, I love her family and I want us to carry on their name too.

>>213022343
scran o’clock

double barreling a name is for dumb leftoids to wank themselves off over how progressive they are, selfish and retarded long-term
whats meant to happen when we all have double last names? we'll all have to have stupid sounding quadruple barreled names. then octuple. and so on

>>213022348
Don’t really care desu since we aren’t following any tradition
>>213022357
Nah we are both white and have unusual surnames
>>213022382
Not my problem

>>213022382
and irish diaspora

What happens when people with double barreled names have kids with other people with double barreled names?
Can't have people running around called Noah Smith-Jones-Brown-Edwards. That would be ridiculous.

>>213022382
I went to school with a kid with a quadruple barrelled surname. His grandparents must have been double barrelled surname early adopters.

>>213022382
they just want to pretend they’re tarqs

>>213022371
But yoh wont because it will be double barreled. And then your hypothetical children will they have 4 surnames when then get married?

Middle names as a whole should be binned, honestly.

was talking to a lad who said he lost his virginity at 12 to a 17 year old girl. it sounded like rape but when i said so you could tell his brain was trying to block the fact out.

>>213022395
>we aren’t following any tradition
errr yes you are you mong.

>>213022412
Not really bothered that’s for my kids to decide.

>>213022395
>we aren’t following any tradition
Except marriage

did a really bad mistimed overtake this morning on the way to work still thinking about it now

>>213022416
paki if you don't have one

>>213022416
Middle names are useful to distinguish in families that have a tradition of using the same first names a lot

>>213022436
So long as you didn't crash, you're fine pal xx

bring back mononyms

>>213022417
Had my willard fondled by one of my sisters mates who was 16 when i was 11. Technically sexual assault

>>213022419
If you say so. We are just doing as we wish.
>>213022435
I guess that one we are

retarded nigga type beat

>>213022459
well what you wish you do happens to align with western european naming conventions that millions of others also follow.
fucking idiot

>>213022458
you reckon if they remember themselves doing it? so when you’re years older and so are they and they look at you and all they can think is that they molested you when you were 11?

the air is very fresh in the mountains

unexpected item in bagging area

>>213022490
Relax mate don’t get all sweaty in your gaming chair, it aint that deep lol

>>213022499
I doubt it. It didn't really bother me or anything i only remembered it when my sister talked about this friend years later

>>213022458
you had the seeds of blossoming a healthy beneficial incestuous relationship with your big sister and you arsed it up

>>213021943
*slaps the opening glass bottle riff from 'Down Under' onto your fat belly*

>>213022527
Fuck off Rorke you creepy cunt

>>213022507
disguising your upset behind passive aggressiveness lol

did 2 incel phone calls today

>>213022451
True yeah thanks

=)

I fondled my babysitters bum when i was a kid lol
She was older than me

might walk around in the rain smoking a cig pretending im solid snake in the mgs2 opening scene where he's walking across the bridge

*calls you, farts into the phone, and hangs up*

I've had like 3 big things I've needed to get sorted by the end of the month and I've just been putting it off over and over again and now I'm in a very raped situation
don't know why I always do it to myself

got a big long surgical scar down the middle of my ribs and dont know how i ever got it and get a vague memory of going towards a hospital door when i get really drunk or high never been able to work out what thats all about about

Sam Hyde had this weird moment on a podcast recently but people are blowing it out of proportion a little

yeah yeah blog on mate

>>213022588
ktim

>>213022588
ktim I do this over and over and over again and when I do finally sort them I vow never to let things pile up again and yet they always do LMAO

my arse is in a very raped situation

>>213022599
hes so cringe

>>213022599
qrd

mum pissed me off so i did a little george floyd dance while she wasnt looking kek

>>213022459
Why don’t you just want to take your own surname and make that into your family surname? Like had happened throughout history

ofcom shaking its head with disaproval at the posts in this thread

>>213022625
Sam Hyde had this weird moment on a podcast recently but people are blowing it out of proportion a little

>>213022625
he just wrecks the set of this podcast after the guy starts talking nonsensical bullshit to him

>>213022638
you should throw a brick at the back of her head lol

>>213022650
what a based legend

>>213022651
too far mate

ohhhh look at you you're hard cunt

>>213022641
>it’s been done this way throughout history so you have to keep doing it the same way
Nah we prefer to do things our own way. That’s just us though, that’s the beauty of living in a free country

if you're ever even thinking about sam hyde for longer than 10 seconds at a time you're a flaming homosexual

some of you are ripe virgins ready to be moulded into pretty little femboys but your clinging sense of masculinity and misjudged pride prevents you from fulfilling your destiny. i could help you

>>213022696
sybau

>>213022658
then get closer, dummie

this is fucked beyond repair

white fella at work uses black skin emojis on teams when thumbing up things and clapping during meetings.

what's mad is that im probably most aligned with islam out of all the religions

>Nah we prefer to do things our own way.
Yah were going to call are child like zymon its way more unique than simon so boring. We're very interesting people

>>213022678
he died young so no one would have to look at his ugly fucking face anymore but sadly his terrible fucking artwork carries on his legacy

>>213022692
Rorke is obsessed with Sam Hyde for some bizarre reason, never really understood it

nothing phases me

leftypol wants to abolish names and just assign every person a number

>>213022696
tangibly related but I'm genuinely starting to think I might be bi and I've been repressing it
the thoughts of being in a loving gay relationship where I can be vulnerable and coddled instead of being a woman's manly man sounds really good actually

>>213022692
is there a gorilla in this room or what?

>>213022678
clem cunt?

>>213022678

>>213022739
*fazes

>>213022718
Just because you wank 5 times a day isnt the same as the salah

lad who really hates andy warhol

need them all wearing black Nike shorts so I can see the shape of their lovely nubile arses

>>213022760
What’s Mo Salah got to do with it?

>>213022764
bro wants to give the cronem backshots

>>213022762
valerie solanas

>>213022747
but would you be willing to clean out your arse for him to shag

>>213022718
based, we need more white reverts

>My roommate, through the wall, every five minutes
"Hhhuh-uh"

>>213022808
KEK.

>>213022747
come to australia

>>213022796
it'd probably feel good tbf not even joking
wouldn't want to shag a man's arse back though

>>213022808
?

>>213022798
kateem

odious roach type beat

>>213022798
Just say you’re fat Rorke

flatmate in the next room going UUGH UUGH UUGH

Hhhuh-uh

sat on the toilet with a terrible case of the shits, both constipation and diarrhoea at the same time ffs. idk if it's the spicy ramen or the red bull, maybe both

>>213022800
More like white retards if they’re converting to Mohammedanism

moo

tattoos are just fucking horrible. i cant take man serious if hes got tattoos

australians chasing after young /brit/ bussy

any of you got shaggable mums then?

what kind of sound is Hhhuh-uh

wank, shower, cut nails, go food shopping
yeah, that's the plan

>>213022857
what if he's killed 99999999999999999999999999999999 people
would you take him seriously then?

>>213022798
LITERALLY me

>Mohammedanism
hat that fool

Mental how much better Hungry Jacks is than rotten ronnies
Take for instance the Storm, for instance. Twice as good as a mcflurry (as measured by calories). They also have better varieties as well, too - my personal favourite is the "Cosmic Storm" is my first choice.

gf wants to voice chat on discord

Return To Mousey

Before he died, Gonzalo Lira warned that the persecution of dissidents in the West was going to escalate terribly.

did somebody say menulog

might support the new zealand tupperware industry

>>213022870
afterwards can you give me a foot rub too?

give u a right cosmic storm up your arse Brucie

>>213022884
fuck you paki

>>213022904
SCREAMING

>>213022903
And then the woke was put away

>Take for instance the Storm, for instance

>>213022904
screaming can’t believe it’s really named like that

>>213022904
leave us alone

>>213022874
only if they were jews and blacks

>>213022869
The sound that anon's roommate makes

>>213022894
my gf sends me 2-3min long voice messages they’re fucking infuriating

any auschads had the McGriddle from maccas yet? been scranning them since day dot

Little Amazon fella is coming in half an hour to deliver me a vegetable steamer, a new strap for my Apple Watch and my protein powder x

>Little Amazon fella is coming in half an hour to deliver me a vegetable steamer, a new strap for my Apple Watch and my protein powder x

>>213022933
>>213022934
>>213022948
>>213022952
>>213022957
snap

>>213022952
Mine does this too. I reply via text and she keeps sending me voice notes

The governments of all White countries have been hostile to White people since 1945 at the very latest. Some even in the 1930s.

They literally want to turn us into human mulch. International ethnic mush that will eliminate the beauty and natural goodness that countless millennia of evolution has produced.

Just a faceless mass of brown serfs ruled over by jewish capitalist dictatorship.

This is absolutely monstrous and must be stopped at any price.

>try to look up some information in a search engine
>first result is a Reddit link
Why does anyone use this website

>>213022990
put a sock in it rorke you fat mess, give your bedroom a clean

rorke having to pass a QTE every time he sees a black person in order to not accidentally call them the nigger word

>>213022952
>gf
mate...

>>213023027
SCREMMAIJG

>>213022990
Its all fine haha

>>213022990
trvke

scromulating

>>213023044

*looks around thread* what is this a fucking boomerang convention

>>213023044
So THIS is Rorke

>>213022975
Australian website mate

scrembled scregg

white ppl be getting babysitters fo they pets lmao

>>213022033
So then why don't people, especially whites, who enter into interracial relationships feel disgust?

finna jump in the shower

>>213023088
They really do be doin this

had the big arch and it was mid proving again that the only hting oyu should ever order is the double QP

discombrambulizing

>>213023043
Some Irish diaspora man helped to spawn that child

white peepo be replying to things with SCREAMING whilst being completely stone cold incel neutral

if i was a woman i'd absent-mindedly have my fingers up my gash for like 70% of the day like the al bundy pose

>>213023107
yeah big arch sucked nigger dicks

he stopped being funny when he went mainstream

the blackinations

strewth mate thuyve closed the road to Poowong! How am oi gahnna git me shrimp

putting together a team of stone cold incels

https://millennialwoes.substack.com/p/riots-and-revelations

>>213023178
I'm good on that broski

>>213023178
This you bud?

Looking forward to the day we become a republic so we can give our Navy ships better names
>All aboard the ASS Poowong

>shrimp
prawns

>>213023169
guess ill come out of retirement... for one last job. Let's roll

>>213023155
don’t think he were ever funny. none of those yank cunts are funny desu. that Patrice o Neal was a dull cunt and they all worship him

>>213023197
Is that take that?

>>213023130
>>213023107
I had it the other day and it was the best thing I've had from maccees in a while (not saying a lot). Nothing incredible but I'd probably take it over a double quarter pounder

>>213023155
He’s been mainstream for like six years now you hipster gimp

>>213023245
youre mentle

>>213023197
the lads

>>213023169
are we gonna kill niggers kikes and all the beasts in between? if so, count an Aryan in

>>213023222
He used to be funny on the podcasts
>>213023250
How so

>>213023222
norm macdonald was a hoot

Poo

>>213021760 (OP)
>reverse cat eyes
>the actually useful man's best friend dogfags pretend dogs are
>herbivore(ish) instead of carnivore
>big instead of small
>hair instead of fur
>going fast instead of being agile
why aren't horses considered the domesticated opposite of cats?

I have a cryptocurrency that will make you rich if you buy now but telling you what it is would get me banned so I shan't.

>>213023245
based! sent the quartercuck flying

Yank stand up comedy is absolutely DIRE. Only one I’ve ever found kind of funny was Louis CK. Dave Chapelle wasn’t bad either before he went mental over trannies.

Back from my two-week ban. Hello

Might spend £50 on a t shirt

>>213023095
They do feel disgust like everyone else; they just fetishize it. The same can be said of homosexuals, scatfags, etc

>>213023277
norm was stale

>>213023270
He was hired on the biggest Yank comedy show in 2019

rorke twerking his batty for the mandem

>>213023287
fuck off /brit/ is a double quarter pounder general and always fucking WILL BE

ITT

>>213023307
Hired and fired though

>>213023300
you've missed so much

Wouldn't mind getting a Hungarian Vizsla one day but apparently they need 2 hours high intensity exercise daily and the thought of keeping that up for 12 years or however long they live is daunting to say the least

>>213023302
Try Charles Tyrwhitt mate, he’ll knock you up three shirts for that price, all with the finest Vietnamese child stitching

>>213021801

>>213023340
Early

>>213023369
Early bird catches the worm la

>>213023267
Racismlad!

>>213023302
did that myself quite recently, haven't regretted it