Thread 213026987

You wake up in your country but 2000 years ago.

>>213026987 (OP)
Please no

>>213026987 (OP)
It was probably just giant bugs and animals and no civilizations

>>213026987 (OP)
This could be worse

>>213027020
>It was probably just giant bugs and animals and no civilizations
So it's like today.

I wake up in the Roman Empire

>>213027076
You'll wake up in a hide tent on Rhode Island on rainy winter morning and you will like it

>>213026987 (OP)
If I wake up in the exact same spot as my house, it would probably be out in the middle of the wilderness, so I guess I have to try and manage to find any human settlement before I die of starvation. Then it's just a matter of getting accepted into the village and breeding all the qt's in there.

>>213026987 (OP)
I get eaten alive by bushlife or abos
Alternatively I teach the Abos everything I know and help them conquer the world
China will fall under the Wubba Lubba dynasty. Romans will bow before Emperor Uncle Gordo. The Mayans and Incas will be struck with my boomerang and my Abo brethren will conquer the Americas.

>>213026987 (OP)
I get eaten by natives.

I roughly know the location of one settlement in my area that traded with the Romans so I'd probably go there. The biggest hurdle for me would be that they were most likely Germanic so I wouldn't be able to decipher what they say

>>213026987 (OP)
Finally some peace and quiet.

I'm not sure I remember enough of my latin classes. I'd be probably considered an escaped slave and put to work

vgh BARCINO

Uh oh

>>213026987 (OP)
kino times

>>213027074
Kek

I wake up in a pool with floating turds all around

Welp, I'm fucked.

>>213026987 (OP)
I will suck roman cock

>>213026987 (OP)
I will be approximately the same age as jesus

I wake up on the greatest nation on earth