Thread 213033692

don't any of you schwoogies have jobs?

where is everyone

I’m here hon

I'm here

Court date two weeks from Friday
Attorney said they'd likely offer a deal. Not sure if probation is supervised or unsupervised though.

>>213034013
What did you do

>>213034013
Hope he throws the book at you

I use ChatGPT to make life decisions for me

>>213034068
Lol same

>>213034026
DWI/DUI a few months ago. Didn't know that alcohol was still in my system
>>213034052
Not likely. 1st offense and apparently not a priority for the DA.

woke up feeling suicidal
very tuesday-esque

>>213034126
Why’d you get pulled over

Momberg is going to Publix finna ask her for the popcorn chicken

*cope voice*
I didn't work out this morning but I will later

>>213034231
You should finna ask her for a job application

>>213033829
I'm in school

>>213033692 (OP)
just bought my current pair of sneakers again

>>213034258
I will in August I promise

>>213034269
What do they look like I have new sneakers on the way too

Kind of want to buy a laundromat or something

>>213034361
Washy washy good price

LOL

>>213034206
I hit a fence/mailbox and called the police.

my package still hasn't arrived

>>213034432
Bitch made

>>213034432
kek why did you call the cops
should have just dipped and left it

So true

>>213034453
very brown post

>>213034439
What's in it

how the fuck did you meet your 18 year old white girlfriend and how did you convince her to marry you

>>213034469
>wypipo have been seething about jews for 2000 years yet have never successfully done anything about them
two more weeks for sure

Idg the whole Coldplay scandal
I get the guy was having an affair but I don't see why he would lose his job for that

>>213034473
sure but so is drinking and driving

>>213034483
headphones

The resident baby dick sucker has been triggered
They hate the truth

>>213034556
drinking and driving is exclusive to white teenage girls

>>213034557
Wireless or plugged

everyone is a redditor including me
i'm tired of everyone pretending their not

>>213033692 (OP)
i used to have a cringe teacher who found out i liked the beatles and every time he saw me outside of class he would say "coca cola he said"

>>213034537
it's because we're living in a feminist society now, if it were the other way around everyone in this gay fucking thread would be patting her in the back saying 'you go girl'! Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213034560
Gonna do something about them?

>>213034573
the average drunk driver is an adult male you freak

>>213034520
>yet have never successfully done anything about them
Holocaust denial is never ok chud

>>213034626
no they're not have you ever watched a dui arrest video? Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!

>>213034629
All Hitler did was empower the Jews in the long term, and in that sense, he was a collosal failure.

>>213034432
Agree with the other anon
I'd never risk calling the cops if I had alcohol in my system
A DUI can fuck up your entire life

>>213034585
both

>>213034680
You're right Hitler was way too moderate and tolerant of jews

>>213034683
I didn't know it was still in my system. That's why. Thankfully this is likely not going to be one of the life ruining cases. Both attorneys said in 6-12 months it's like nothing happened.
>>213034453
That's also illegal.

When all the world is overcharged with inhabitants, then the last remedy of all is war, which provides for every man, by victory or death.

>>213034068
I work for a bank and they recently gave copilot to like half the company and now they literally cannot function without consulting it every couple of minutes, from asking it how to fill out forms they've filled out a million times in the past themselves to asking it for financial advice that they then give to customers, amazing how much grip AI has on low functioning normalfags, I think its the ultimate proof that humanity is a subservient species to something greater because we degenerate quick when given even the slightest chance to let someone/something else think for us

>>213034419
that's cute

>>213034573
Not here. It's very common in rural areas.

>>213034757
>That's also illegal.
yeah but 90% of people aren't going to bother calling the cops over their mailbox getting hit
fence kind of depends but if it was just lightly fucked then again, most people would just be mildly annoyed
unless you did a lot of damage, you kinda fucked yourself more than necessary which is morally good but materially bad

>>213034762
this is part of why I think industrial society is doomed. Each subsequent generation lets machines doing more and more thinking and tasks for them, until they become dulled out troglodytes who can't even tie their own shoelaces

i can't tie my shoes

>>213034852
I'm going to murder you and your entire family

>>213034830
explains why former semi-advanced civilizations had a dramatic drop in technical capability for centuries after the collapse

>>213034757
which is worse someone secretly recorded you lightly hitting a fence and you get fined v.s a DUI?
I'd say the former is better
>I didn't know it was still in my system
How much was in your system like one beer? I didn't even realize that could qualify as a DUI

>>213034432
I hit a walmart delivery truck a while back, I went to go get my tires changed and they said they were out of stock despite me calling before hand to confirm they had them and then when I was backing out another car that could clearly see me making a turn came in and blocked me so I was wedged in, eventually they noticed and tried moving but made it worse and I kind of quickly hit my pedal to not get hit and ended up hitting the truck behind me, I got out and the employee that saw it came over and was just like "uhm it doesn't look damaged so its whatever you can go" and then went and yelled at the guy that blocked me in to move so I could get out

ozzy ozbourne just died bros

>>213035001
>it’s real
Damn

>>213034757
Idk if you took a breathalizer or not but fyi, never agree to one of those. Also ask for a blood test. It's more of a hassle of course because they have to take you to the station, but they're both much more accurate and it gives you plenty of time to clear out if you really do happen to be over the limit

>>213035001
TMDNWU

>>213035001
We mourne. But the bats, rejoice

>>213035001
Bat blood doesn't grant immortality.

>>213035001
damn...COVID strikes again!

>>213035001
One of my gimmicks just died…

>>213034830
I think it's a possibility cause prior industrialization just made physical tasks more efficient, but when you outsource cognitive tasks you risk long term atrophying of intelligence.
But I think it's also always been true to an extent that increasing civilization increases laziness and weakness.
I've been reading this ancient arabic historian Ibn Khaldun, and even back then in the 1300s he describes the increasing civilization the settling of prior nomadic tribes as leading to senility and weakness
I think increasing civilization encourages individual mediocrity but collectively lots of mediocre people with better tools and tech out perform any smaller group with worse tech.
And then you fast-forward to the second industrial rev and people were then having similar thoughts as well speculating that technology was collectively making us weaker. Like with HG Wells depiction of martians for example as like tiny emaciated creatures embedded in a much bigger powerful machines

ZOGnat is the best term for anyone who supports Israel and Ukraine. You’re just a retarded whore for the Jews

>>213035001
>Parkinson's
That is certainly not how I expected Ozzy to die

>>213035259
What about people that support ukraine but not israel

>>213035266
ironic when you consider how little he could move on his own volition, i guess God does have a sense of humour after all.

>>213035310
The two are completely interconnected
Ukraines entire civilian government is composed of jews
>inb4 RUSSIA HAS JEWS TOO!!!!
6 or 7 of them in their government doesnt mean total domination of Russian politics

>>213034520
Jews got pretty badly btfo from like 625AD until the 1500s, historylets can't understand.

>>213035650
even following that time period they were pretty much universally ostracized but still tolerated because they controlled a lot of finances in most societies. lots of control can be obtained when all a country's debt rests in the hands of a single family's bank. there will probably be another diaspora and exodus of jews in the coming decade, just not clear where it will happen, and with the advent of nuclear war there's a possibility Israel might exercise the Samson Option or other covert measures to attack their enemies (i.e. bio warfare).

as much as history tends to repeat itself, we could be in a whole new era that breaks the pattern.

>>213035001
nah you are fucking lying-... holy shit

Church

>>213035932
Blood forgot to crop out his gallery

you need to have at least 120 iq to enjoy low fantasy

>>213035932
Post the ai comic

>>213035932
A set of gold chains would be a nice gift for a very good slave

>>213035932
SAAAAAR

>>213035984
>low fantasy
You mean the best kind of fantasy?

Schizo car spotted

If I drink too many days in a row I get an upset tummy and lose my apetite. It usually takes two days to recover once I stop drinking alcohol

>>213035424
Jews aren't even a majority in their parlaiment thoueverbeit

In a few days, Britbongs will be banned from 4channel. Probably means Canada, NZ, and Aus will be in the course of the next decade along with the EU if the move is regarded as 'successful'.

>>213036334
nooo not canada fuck the rest though

Brap

>>213035984
I don't mind low fantasy but I definitely prefer high fantasy (shame the genre has been completely taken over by women in the last few years) a lot of low fantasy feels like guys who wanted to write historical fanfiction but were too scared of how it would be received

Can’t believe he’s gone

>>213036334
Thank fuck, maybe the site will be usable again. If only we could ban India.

>>213036367
We're already gonna be destroyed if Bill C-36 ever gets passed anyways. Sucks living in a WEF testing ground colony

>>213036334
what happens to /brit/

Time for everyone to pretend they gave a shit about Ozzy Osborne or liked any of his mediocre trash music.

>>213036566
Online protection act is going into force on the 25th, bascially their version of Online Harms Act (Bill C-63)

>>213035001
for fucksakes

He’s singing in heaven

As if this day couldn't get any worse, now I find out Robert Pickton got murdered

>>213036564
>Bill C-11 focuses on online streaming services and their responsibilities, while Bill C-63 primarily targets harmful content online, including child sexual abuse material, content encouraging self-harm, bullying, violence incitement, extremism, terrorism, and hatred.
>extremism
>hatred

LOL. It will be illegal to hate things, and the next step will be a legal requirement to like them. They started with the compelled speech bullshit and this is where it leads.

ozzy osborne died, not like he was ever making any music again but yea, rip

>>213036590
Not much of a fan but he was unironically important in developing heavy metal

>>213036590
didn't he just retire like a week ago

>>213036564
how will we survive without our leaf friends?

>>213036685
He did an assisted suicide in Switzerland

i always liked black sabbath i dont have to pretend

>>213036666
>On May 19, 2024, Pickton was attacked by another prisoner at the Port-Cartier Institution in Quebec. The prisoner, Martin Charest, described as having a history of assaulting other prisoners, took a broomstick, broke the handle, and shoved it into Pickton's face

>>213036672
Don't forget, the jeet or muslim whoever was in charge of that bill at the time said LIFE imprisonment for supporting genocide online was a feature not a bug of the legislation. Like some Palestinian supporter could say from the river to the sea and end up in a Canadian jail for 20 years because of a Jewish judge lol

>>213036735
They say that's one of the worst ways to go

rip boomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs

>>213036747
Let's be honest though, that law isn't meant to send brown or muslim people to prison. It's meant to curtail discussion about questionable subjects and imprison white guys who dare to say "but how do you KNOW that's true?".

Making history unquestionably true because just because and that's the end of it.

>>213036795
he looks like a fag in this video lol

>>213036735
Why was he so mad at him, because he never got an invite to one of his pig raves?

>>213036689
>/cum/
>already no mexicans /cu/
>later just /u/
You guys on the right

>>213036830
Dude was probably just recreating his favourite Sons of Anarchy scene where they stab out Otto's eyes with a busted mop handle.

Latinos think they’re being assimilated into American culture
Americans think they’re being assimilated into Latino culture
Who’s right?

>>213036821
lets see a video of you now

>>213036885
All of us are being assimilated into jewish/negro culture

>>213036796
Question? My good White anon, you can be put under house arrest indefinitely just on a suspicion you will commit hate crimes in the future, no need to question anything. We are The Minority Report except with literal minorities doing the reporting

metal is a white genre, if you dont like ozzy you're not white

>>213036885
It's actually Latinx chud

>>213036957
yall niggas really got thought police

remember the alamo

Rock music is heavily homosexual

>>213036845
dont care for mexicans thoughbeit

So true

>>213036977
Why is it so popular with brown thirdies?

>>213036885
American culture is too dominant to be assimilated, at best it subsumes latinx elements but you can easily see how tacos being a normal food item nowadays doesn't change much. Meanwhile latinx growing up in the US become no sabes kids in like 1 generation spouting about troons and unironically saying latinx

>>213037010
what genre isnt

>>213036957
These people are just unhinged monsters that will completely destroy anything resembling a civilized society if you give them enough time. They will happily imprison and kill people who simply disagree with them on a subject, it's fucking insane.

need to kms desu

>>213037000
Government is likely reintroducing the bill in September, with added stuff for AI. I promise it will be the same WEF thoughtcrime substance with new packaging. All the non-United Statesian Western countries are doing something similar, if you only knew how bad things really are...

It's time!

>>213037025
>Meanwhile latinx growing up in the US become no sabes kids in like 1 generation spouting about troons and unironically saying latinx
One of the funniest interviews I've seen was a Vice reporter who was like 2nd generation American who called herself Latinx. She was trying to interview a Mexican immigrant farm worker in Spanish and he couldn't understand anything so another guy was translating what she said. I bet that crushed her

Reddit really is the gift that keeps on giving. You don't even have to search very long to find the craziest shit reading through their post histories.

The crazy thing with pic related is that despite a few normal reactions, a lot of them are defending it.

>>213037020
This isn't even a conspiracy though its just a fact, there are multiple senators who have said they're constantly working to make america pro israel and in most states its illegal to boycott israel if you work for the government

Jason doesn't have a father

im jasons new daddy

>>213037223
I already have a reservation with his mom on Saturday

>>213037172
There's one guy in the comments who mentions his friend who is late 30s has his mom come over and give him baths and it's perfectly normal and don't judge. He gets extremely defensive when ppl said that's weird. He kept using the term "playful banter". And saying it's just a playful banter between them. Lmao

>>213037006
The what?

>>213037279
we can share that used up whore

>>213037172
I usually just default that everything on Reddit is fake but jeets (and MENA as well) are weirdly babied like this by their moms

>>213037119
I like to shit on Canada but on some real shit I feel sorry you guys have to deal with that
for all of it's numerous flaws I'm grateful that we can at least talk shit online unimpeded in the US

I just want every woman who’s ever ghosted me to die violently. Is that so much to ask?

>>213037150
>he couldn't understand anything so another guy was translating what she said. I bet that crushed her
Lmao, foreigners always make fun of muh identity chuds from America but the woke ones are just as funny, if not more ignorant as well.

>>213037172
>This isn't normal according to me

>>213037067
I mean at some point you have to realize they're just simply not human

i fell in a hole and died and lost like 6 hours of progress, will NOT be playing more today

>>213037399
Yeah I thought that line was pretty based lmao. I am gonna start using that line its alpha as fuck. Source? I said so.
>>213037330
Ye this is true. I remember I had a customer call in and his mom was doing all the talking and stuff, I thought he must be like 18 or 19 because how infantalized he was acting with his mom handling everything involving his finances. I looked at this file and he was like 40 something years old.

There has never been a better time to be a prostitute
We live in a golden age of prostitution

>>213035065
first puff and now this
BRUTAL

>>213037352
You're literally the only Western country that has genuine 'rights' even as they are threatened more nowadays. In every other country that purports to have rights the government can just get rid of them at any time with little pushback and we're still supposed to pretend they are rights o algo.

>>213037542
I met a Persian girl who confessed to me that she went on an arranged date with a Persian guy and he brought his mom to the restaurant with him lol upper middle class thirdies be enjoying that neet life

anyone want to buy abiotic factor for me

>>213037867
Send me a video of you in something cute doing a spin and I might

just got arrested by the POO.

golden age of deez nuts

>>213037947
in canada, the POO is too broad it could mean many things...

>>213037867
>$30
no
it's a coop survival game anyway, why would you want it

>>213037571
Yet a terrible age for Johns
Grim

Epoch name reservations are open btw

Did you get your name?!

>>213038010
coop is optional

I'm still mad
I will always be mad.
On my death bed I will be mad.
When the seas heat up and the world falls into global catastrophe I will still be f***ing mad.
In the afterlife, when I get to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter and his angels will ask me "Are you still mad about being ghosted?" My answer will be yes.
When the race of man is no more and the ruins of man's cities have crumbled into dust, I will still be mad.
Ancient alien civilizations will find the smoldering, volcanic corpse of planet Earth and decode the secrets of the ancient "internet" and they will find this post and so my eternal anger will be brought forth into the far-flung reaches of outer space.
When the last tiny flash of heat in the universe dies and all descends into entropy, my hatred will remain.

>>213038035
Brazilians owe me sex

>>213037947
The poo is out of our hands

watchin destiny
i think he's balding

I got BTFO'd and I'm seething

>>213038026
I would unironically grind wow and keep a character up to date if it goes free to play
howeverbeit, $200+/year is way too much for me
thank you for coming to my anon talk

protect trans kids

>>213038106
>anon talk
Haven't heard that one in a while

No BBBJ bloody

>>213037947
Total indian culture victory

>>213038035
survivalcraft games suck solo, the whole point is playing with friends

>>213038106
you can grind gold and buy tokens and it's basically free to play, playing that way is annoying tho imo and i think tokens are like 300k ea rn

I've never had sex, is it worth it

>>213038026
what the fuck is epoch

>>213038185
i dont think so

fuck you hunter i never asked them to be here in the fucking first place you fucking fuck
all them gardener fucks and the hotel fucks should all go fucking back you fuck
never fucking wasted for this or fucking wanted it

You're psychotic if you want to play retail. You couldn't pay me to play anything past 3.3.5

>>213038186
but you can't do that on classic which is the only mode worth playing

I'm proud to be an American

>>213037542
>Such playful banter happens

>>213038240
>she doesn't know

>Samantha (deadname Jason) is here
gotta do work anyways

handjobs are my fetish, so amps are like heaven for me. A skillful tug from a matronly immigrant feels 1000x better than sex or a blowjob through a condom (with prozzies at least)

i'm very horny but also very tired of cumming
modern man is a beast of burden

>>213038375
where the fuck do you find prostitutes

>>213037172
Redditors default to defending anything freakish
like someone could be posting about having the grossest nastiest fetish on tje planet and redditors will jump to the rescue defending it

>>213038394
skip the games

>>213038394
Rubmaps to find massage parlors

>>213038395
The logical end game of hedonism tbqh

>>213038236
>is it worth it
It is weird in that it is worth it but also very likely underwhelming to what you'd expect if you are a virgin. Like most things in life the desire is greater than the actual thing itself. Once attained you will experience that sort of feeling of "this isn't as great as I expected". You might even be mid stroke and have the thought enter your head "wow this is it? Really?"

However it is important for your psyche and mental health. Sort of like food, some meals are really fucking delicious (great sex) and others are just getting your required calories but nothing special. Some people are gluttonous (sex addicts), but most will just eat a meal and go on about their life without binging relentlessly. And just like food, whether you eat a healthy amount or are an overweight fatass gorging yourself constantly, you HAVE to eat no matter what. Being anorexic is bad for you too (0 sex).

>>213038395
Unless you bring up incest.

digits and I die

about to poo

no reason prostitution should be illegal in 2001+24

>>213038582
just finished poo

i know for a fact if i play league i will regret it

digits and something happens to me

>>213038634
why, you bad or summin?>

>>213038503
It's also a good place to pick up an std if you don't get arrested

just poo'd

My family is going to visit me later today. I only have to deal with this once a year but I'm dreading it already. In the first place it's an absolute cluttered mess and I don't feel like cleaning.

>>213038634
it's not fun in 2025 imo
i played a ton of cs and wanted to try getting into mobas but it feels like you're joining a party at 3am when everyone cool is leaving and the only people still around are black-out drunk or losers

>>213038798
get to cleaning, lazy ass

>>213038798
Autistic friend keeps texting me a dot if I don't respond to something within 20 minutes

>>213038958
based

>>213037947
it's actually a laughing matter and if you see them in person you should call them POO

I'LL BE YOUR ONE UP GIRL

>>213038958
That is one of my #1 pet peeves. Clingy people in general drive me mad

I've become extremely pessimistic about my prospects of getting into a relationship. The problem is undoubtedly my personality, but it feels like something that is just unchangeable for me

>>213038958
call him autistic and make fun of him

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>213039045
same I'm going to hire an escort and then kill myself when I reach my boiling point

lol foids what the heck

>>213039053
i hope today is your last

>>213039053
nigga you drink coffee late in the day, why is that?

>>213039071
this is like when fat guys blame their eating on feeders

>>213039118
he obviously stays up all night long and wakes up at 2pm

>>213039032
He's just feeling desperate for interaction because he feels like nobody is available. That's how people are when they're 21+ up though, we have our shit together and stuff to do so doing anything instantly is a tall order. He might learn in a few years. I'm autistic as well but I learned how to be polite.

guess this is canceled

Having a girlfriend seems like way too much drama and work

>>213039178
shit was 37.50 a lot?

>>213039178
why would it be cancelled

>>213039188
>doesnt want pussy
>hates drama
ah yes, the rare asexual

>>213039222
don't spell words differently from me when you reply to me

>>213039071
how much you bet she's just addicted to the normal foid fetishes of like bdsm and being tied up

>>213039220
70 bucks

>>213039242
I'm not asexual, I'm just not that desperate for sex

>>213039252
>>213039178
she's just wants to get slapped and choked and called a bitch like most women
>>213039265
faggot

If you didn't watch NELK BOYS new podcast with Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu, I suffered through it so you don't have to.

Here's Bibi's main (and awkward) takes:

President Trump is so cool that he has already made America great again; it has become 'more admirable' on the global stage. He's also 'a warm person,' according to his wife Sara.

Netanyahu revealed he had a great time and great meetings with Trump, knowing him 'for decades.' Wouldn't be surprised if they attended some Epstein parties together back in the day.

Netanyahu has borrowed Zelensky's speechwriter, and is now pushing the claim that Israel is the only thing preventing Iranian ballistic missiles from raining down on major European and American cities.

Iran and the Axis or resistance are 'evil,' living in Dark ages. Did you know the Ayatollahs don't like the women and the gays?
Bibi claims 'terrorists' hate the US and Israel for their freedom. Especially for the women and the gays.

Netanyahu really really wants the US to launch another regime change war in the Middle East, this time against Iran.

Pro-Palestinian protestors are idiots who were BRAINWASHED by TikTok into feeling upset about dead Palestinian babies.

>>213039178
Jack Osbourne will fill in for Ozzy

Would you take the bogpill if you had the money?

>>213039308
Enjoy putting up for a girlfriend for 23 hours a day and listening to her inane nonsense for 10 minutes of sex

didn't read that shiet

>>213039324
holy reddit

>>213039071
I watched porn with a few girls I'm HS but I never had the same tastes as them. And it was more of a shock humor sort of ordeal than anything sexual I guess, not like we were gooning just sort of watching it for the spectacle. Weird memory

>>213039361
damn you missed your chance, HS foids are insanely horny they were trying to get you to do other things with them.

>>213039324
He also said he prefers Burger King over McDonald’s
Relatable af

I don't think the meme of "racist white women are actually coalburners" is actually true

>>213039404
Yeah because it isn't

Who are the nelk boys?

>>213039245
i dont think it matters if they are spelled the same or different, going to continue my replying style

>>213039387
>you missed your chance
I did not actually. One of the few times I actually didn't miss in life. I did smash

Also people who hate fags aren't secretly closet gays either.

>>213039425
every day i make a new enemy in this thread

>>213039404
Yeah no point in singling them out when all women are

>>213039348
>10 minutes of sex

>>213039446
That's long been debonked by real science

Somalia and Eritrea were once italian colonies

>>213039475
That's way too long

>>213039446
People who love fags secretly hate them. even normies are just hardcore suppressing their disgust for social points

>>213039449
everyday enemies, that's what you should call them.

>>213039118
how is 4:07pm late?

>>213039074
why?

>>213039548
True
If they actually witnessed the depraved things fags do to each other they would projectile vomit in disgust

>>213039485
>India was a British colony
>that's why it's so terrible and broken today
>but Anon - America, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia were also British colonies
>and look at how amazing they are
>STOP BEING RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213039548
aha i see what you did there

/cum/bros, how do we respond

>>213039430
oh well nj in that case. i figured you didn't cause you said it wasn't anything sexual

>>213039404
It's probably true in at least a sizeable minority of the cases. Depends how racist we are talking here. But caring about something enough to vehemently hate it is caring in the first place, especially caring enough to be particularly outspoken on it. And then when you consider women often use (or at least attempt to use) their sexuality as an expression of power, I imagine there's probably a solid number of hard-core racist white women who definitely fuck or want to fuck black guys. I wouldn't even be able to ballpark the percentage here, but I'm confident it's non-zero. Not to pull the whole "you hate X thing? That means you secretly want to fuck X" maneuver here. But there's some truth to it, for example a lot of politicians who were extremely outspoken and hateful towards homos end up getting revealed in scandals where they're engaging in homosexual sex acts. Similar principle here I'd say.

Casual racist: probably just genuinely feels disdain and aversion towards blacks

Hard-core racist: very possibly has a weird attraction/obsession

>>213039606
rorke
leftypol
emma watson poop
beerposting
slags
timmy

>>213039606
we do a sexxx strike

miss me miss me...now you've got to..kiss me
haha just joshing you, can you imagine us kissing for real?

>>213039628
Yeah I worded that poorly. I guess I meant in that particular moment it wasn't but we did later on. I don't think any girl will sit there watching porn with you if they're not already dtf

>>213039642
>emma watson poop
das da famed emmayank

bought dr pepper instead of pepsi
feeling adventurous

ya fuckin' schmuck

>>213039570
>how is 4:07pm late?

Coffee is a beverage traditionally enjoyed in the morning to start a workday during daytime hours, as the majority of people work during these hours. It's objectively abnormal to be drinking coffee at what is typically the last hour of a work day for the average person. Most people are winding down their work day and getting ready to have dinner and then sleep.

>>213039606
that was my post

>>213039710
you wanna talk about jason?

suppose i'll pirate it since none of you niggas want to buy it

>>213039570
>how is 4:07pm late?
a quarter of the caffeine will be in your bloodstream at 4am, plus the theobromine

>>213039695
what about Dr. Peppersi and he's combined the crisp and refreshing taste of Pepsi Cola with the nausea and migraine-inducing powers of Dr. Pepper?

>>213039708
dont care

>>213039708
what an autistic post
what about people that work overnight

>>213039721
why between sucking off a white girl or a man's dick, he prefer the latter? Thank you

Hey guys this is my friend Reznov

Do you remember when we were /cumgp/? Good times

Imagine being a caffeine sensitive fag lol

>>213039748
>what about people that work overnight

Those are called weirdos and we all pretend they don't exist. Pretty bold move to call me autistic and then suggest we normalize weird behaviour.

>>213039777
>Do you remember when we were /cumland/? Good times

>>213039757
>he prefers
why the fuck didn't the s type out what the fuck, fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213039748
there's nothing autistic about his post

sneaking suspicion that only brownoids who work tech support at 2am drink coffee this late

need more evidence to support my theory, so far i just have this thread.

going to start mowing my lawn

the urban youths are getting uppity

>>213039925
i thought they had ai robots who mowed the lawn for you or mexicans

In my mass effect series playthrough I made my Shepard black and im having sex with all the white women in the game (Ashley, Jack, Miranda, Diana allers)

you shouldn't drink caffeine after noon

>>213039930
I mean there's no chance this doesn't end in violence. wonder why they want violence

>>213039925
My lawn mower is burning oil and fucking up on me to the point it's not worth repairing. I'm genuinely excited about the prospect of buying a new lawn mower now. I have ascended to full fledged 34 year old boomer. Gonna make sure I get one with a nice cup holder for my beer.

>>213039910
hello sir. my name john. please show penis

Caffeine stays in my system for like 12+ hours. if i have coffee at 12pm then i can still slightly feel it when i'm going to bed at 10pm

>>213039986
weak genes, I can have a coffee at 8pm and sleep like a baby by 10pm

ate almost 2 packs of popcorn chicken from publix and momberg said there was no sweet treats what a pity

>>213039760
he looks trustworthy and loyal

>>213040008
i am brazilian i drink 4 cups of coffee a day

>>213040008
same

>>213040015
You're going to regret not saving more chicken for later

>>213040021
that's an empty picture

>>213039955
I tried to play mass effect and now I have a EA popup every time I start my PC

I drink two pots of coffee each day

shift workers stay up late so us daywalkers don’t have to
thank you for your service

I don't drink the caffeinated jew and that makes me better than you

Gonna make another empress Mileena thread if nobody else makes one first

I can deadlift 4pl8 for reps and that makes me better than you

Men are so weak and pathetic nowadays

>>213040008
>>213040026
>>213040037
that's because your bodies are unhealthy and broken. too much goyslop has destroyed your endocrine system, combined with your chronic gooning that has obliterated your body's natural body clock. you exist in a perpetual state of post-goon fatigue, not even caffeine has an effect on you anymore.

you're broken androids, all of you.

>>213040044
Are you retarded? Do you mean Origin?
Just go into task manager and look at the startup page and disable whatever it is that's starting up on boot

>>213040040
no i wont i dont eat reheated food thats nasty

>>213040094
that’s not true

>>213040094
>women inventing words for the same disappointment men have always felt towards them

>>213040178
Yes it is