Thread 213051446

pigeon love

I always struggle to explain to people (mainly you lot) how I am so much of a better person I am compared to them. I mention my morals, my views on life and my amazing characteristics but it never seems to make the point.

So I'll do it simply now, when you get candy and snacks what do you buy lads? I would assume a pack of walkers and a bar of Cadbury chocolate etc. Want to know what I'm snacking on?

Hotel Chocolat Everything pocket selection chocolates.
A bag of various sweets from an old fashioned candy store
Custom "crisps" I buy which is melted crispy cheese and crispy bacon.
A bottle of £4 skittles flavoured drink from B&M

>>213051426
two world wars killed nationalism

>>213051460
that's funny

>>213051460
Screaming

>>213051457
Do you even know what it would mean to be compliant with the regulations? Look it up, retard

Palestians would turn into migrant groomer rapists of white girls if they weren't culled

>>213051460
Shaggers Confectionery

leftypol going to blow a gasket

My knob is bizarrely hairy

>>213051526
may we see it?

corr

wish there was more just eat options from my house

>>213051526
Your knob as in the mushroom bit at the end of your willy?

>>213051445
kek

How many years before we have realistic AI porn for anyone we want with minimal effort?

>>213051553
No

>>213051571
2 more years

>>213051460
>I am so much of a better person I am
>chocolat
>inconsistent punctuation
cant even spell chocolate or do grammer and thinks hes better than me lmfao

>>213051566
don't reply to americans please

AI porn should be illegal because it will take away honest, hard working pornstars' jobs

need them dealt with

Leave it to the Brits to have a slang term for the head of your cock devolve into a slang term for your entire cock.

num num num
num num num num num num

wanking the bellend

>>213051588
come on mate
spare a bit of iron for the rest of us

Found this leaflet in Irish diaspora anon's drawer

>>213051621
el kot de mer

I have a very hairy jap’s eye, right near the base of the shaft.

when will the good posts be starting today?

>>213051670
erm... are you australian?

You know if the Gazans didn't want to be starved to death, they shouldn't have put a terrorist organization in their government and attacked their more powerful neighbour. You reap what you sow faggots

Sickening what we're letting Israel do.

>>213051684
No I’m from Kentucky.

>>213051674
ziedy told me he's logging on soon x

>>213051674
when the NEET chads wake up
all the sad little toil freaks are posting before they start slurping toilbergs cock

>>213051674
you're going to have to wait a little bit, I have business to attend to first

find it mental every day that in my one chance at life i could have been a dinosaur 250 million years ago or a brutal caveman or a tree frog or an ant or some field peasant in the 1500s or even if i got incredibly lucky and was born today there's a massive chance i could have been some starving fly covered orphan but here i am in a first world country with guaranteed heat, food and shelter and luxury most creatures from the past couldn't imagine

am i happy? no

raining now
will have to wear my rain coat i suppose

gonna do one of my classic odds/evens/dubs decider posts in a minute when i decide what the options will be
pretty sure one will be drinking wine and watching limmy
also need a shower (that one will be dubs lol)

>>213051710
cute!

beans on toast to get things going

the daily mayul!

Would love it if Emma Watson let me have a look in the toilet before she flushed.

>>213051730
you should put onion on that

>>213051699
He texted me too saying he'll be on soon x

>>213051730
looks like dug food

I am rubbing my feet together
rubbing my feet together lovely

Irish people can't think rationally because their brains contain too much iron

>drinking wine and watching limmy at 9am on a wednesday
should probably make that one dubs 2bh
i also want the option to just keep sitting here and dumping some funny images

You genuinely cannot convince me having a gf is better for you. I am fucking sick of her shite

need to trim the fucking grass again

>>213051785
Timmy's girlfriend makes his life hell
Cronem's girlfriend makes his life delightful

>>213051785
get her fanny pumped

Every ****ing day. Every single ****ing day this little faggot just stands there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

To those of you taking testosterone injections: this guy did it too

>>213051785
whats she been up to this time

think i might know what finally did are gazza in

>>213051835
you should befriend the little guy

>>213051835
he wants spoons

odds: sit and post funny pics in /brit/ until limmy comes on
evens: go get a shower before limmy comes on
dubs: start on the wine when limmy comes on

i'm scared

any shaggers in? do you cum quicker shagging the fanny or with regular wanking? i've read that for virgin freaks they last longer for some reason and cant cum

>>213051836
getting incurable cancer would be a relief frankly

If would honestly be good if all 2.5 million Palestian biomass starved to death.
This doesn't mean I like Jews; I think they're evil and the root cause of all our problems.
But having 2.5 million fewer brown biomass in the world would undoubtedly be a good thing.
Only Irish diaspora and wogs disagree.

me barber says from all the hundreds of hair transplants hes seen only 2 of them were good and both needed redoing after 2 years

fuck sake balding is a curse

>>213051866
>>213051880
He and his Mum get fed small handfuls of cat food twice a day, what else could he possibly want?

>>213051932
mental how the elites refuse to find a cure for balding

>>213051932
pretty sure vaping is making my hair recede but I just cannot stop sucking

>WHY BEING A VEGETARIAN IS MORE MORAL
>Führerphile - Adolf Hitler
>6M Views • 86 Years Ago

>I'm SHOOTING myself in the HEAD
>Führerphile - Adolf Hitler
>3.6M Views • 80 Years Ago

Wanna rethink that one, veggies?

>>213051939
a friend (you)

>>213051939
More cat food. Just because they're small it doesn't mean their portions should be.

sucking coffee number 2

>>213051522
Labour being somewhat based lately

my tummy feels funny

>>213051909
result

>>213051932
If you ever see someone with a hair transplant suddenly buzz it out of nowhere, it means they're heading back to turkey to get it redone. You need to have it buzzed short for them to do the procedure.

Just the other day David Beckham came out with this bizarre cock and bull story about accidentally cutting a number zero patch into the centre of his hair. Which coincidentally means he now needs to buzz it all off. What it actually means is that he's off for another transplant.

>>213051926
Those 2.5million will just be housed here instead, don't fool yourself.

>>213051958
Taking exogenous testosterone for years is clearly what caused a proliferation of bad cells in his intenstines leading to his cancer

gfberg and her pals are leaving for their holiday to Jamaica tomorrow and honestly don't know how I'll manage without her it's been a while since we spent time apart but at least I'll get the flat to myself for a bit I suppose to play some games

> Saying jews have a high iq is cope.
>They don’t get to where they are by being smart, they do it by manipulation, deception, and having no morality.

Not mine, but do you agree with this take?

Rorke's mums whip

>>213051962
>>213051963
>t. magpies
Go find some worms in the lawn you lazy cunts, my cats gotta eat too

took loads of vitamins without eating anything and now i feel sick

>>213052013
Yes. Most jews actually have below average IQ, yet benefit from a vast networking scheme that places jews into academic positions and occupations they're unqualified for.

>>213051999
thats sir david to you

>>213052049
the only time I've thrown up in probably the last 5 years was from taking a handful of vitamins on an empty stomach

>>213052013
Nope, they are clearly smart. And those traits you describe require intelligence to be pulled off successfully time and again.

>>213052049
hate to tell you this lad but taking lots of cock up your hairy smelly pooey arse isn't actually how you get vitamin d

>>213052049
>>213052078
why'd you silly boys go and do that then

might get fucking strung out on heroin tonight in honour of are ozzy

>>213051999
why would david beckham need to cut his own hair?
come on posh have a word with him

Her fannard attached to an industrial vaccum cleaner

eating drugs and vitamin c
alternating one drug and then one vitamin c and then another drug and so on

i wish i was this high

>>213052135
is that huey lewis

Scientifically what is the reason behind 95% of women footballers being lesbians?

>>213052141
she looks like she lives in the devil place
it's probably just the filter

>>213051835
>magpie babies appearing in mid-winter
this planet is going to boil alive within a decade isn't it

>>213052176
gay sport innit

>>213052173
yes and then put the fur coat down and let me roll around on it naked

>>213052187
Emma Watson in attendance

good morning /brit/

what is habeas corpus

>>213052199
>mid-winter
erm

>>213052175
after a quick google i can't find any mention of him being on millionaire so i guess not

too depressed to go to bed

>>213052207
and they get to kick balls

would

>>213052219
in the civilised world, yes

>>213052213
herro!

>>213052221
screaming

Do you guys watch vtubers?

>>213052234
come here let me hold you
it will be ok

love driving and listening to podcasts should i become a lorry driver

>>213052265
imagine explaining this shit to your dad man

>>213052270
why do they call him big slime

>>213052270
nothing beats a jet 2 holiday screaming

>>213052291
sure, why not

>>213052211
GOOD post

>>213052199
>appearing
To be fair I've been feeding him and his mum for over a year now, dunno what happened to the other two babies she had last spring.

so, uh, you gonna rape me then??

>>213052305
he's quite big

how do you reckon Ozzy carked it then? It was obviously assisted suicide and planned out but how did they go about it in such a way where no one is criminally liable?

It's not like he could boot up 2g of heroin for old time's sake since there's no way he would be able to hit a vein with advanced Parkinsons disease.

>>213052331
The LORD struck him down for his anti-Christian ways

bit of british poo trivia for you
i have not fact checked it but i choose to believe it's true

>>213051835
what's with the astericks? you trying to type your password?

>>213052363
he was a christian though

Britain is a racist country

>>213052376
It's a meme from before your time newfriend

How come Nick Fuentes never goes on Jubilee? Seems more productive than sending his dumb followers.

>>213052265
not anymore. it made me mentally ill. or more specifically triggered my mental illness.

>>213052411
who cares about any of that shite man grow up

I want to know what Emma Watson’s farts smell like.

get the fucking niggers raped

>>213052440
SCROM

>>213052440
owling

>>213052440
well thats not very nice is it

>>213052458
sybau

emmayank is such a boring cunt like get a new gimmick once in a while you insane demented pervert

>>213052440
bit gay

rorke taking the piss

>>213052461
*flies across the room at 9999999999999999mph and rapes you in half*

oh yes ruby, let's have a look at that pink pussy now alri lass? you want it licked and kissed don't you? mhmm

>>213052466
Are you a woman?

fizzy cherry raspberry grapefruit orange limeade

>>213052331
Blud obviously went to Dignitas didn’t he

>>213052477
um !

>>213052423
That video’s all over my feed.
First I watched Destiny react to it.
Then I watched Hasanabi.
Then Tim Pool.
And finally the Majority Report.

Don’t tell me to grow up if you’re camping itt fyi.

what's that pol copypasta that goes like "you'll see the effects of the vax in a couple of months when people start dropping dead" or whatever?

neoliberal bull logging in

>>213052488
i just think your mind would benefit from not being filled with all that inconsequential e-celeb pretend politics shit for autistic teenagers

>>213052475
screm

>>213052511
here
>you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again

213052478
no there are no women here obviously
anyway how about posting about pokemon or mountain biking or pakis or something

a glacier gob
or
cabal ore gig
or
sly orc gag
or
gals go cry

>>213051582
Its called hotel chocolat la

>>213052562
sybau

>>213051693
That CANNOT be good for his back

king charles the first i sentence you to die
*cuts his head off with my flaccid 3 inch bwc*

>>213052466
good post
fantastic even

>>213052564
yeah i thought so
i just wanted the attention

>>213052575
don't have one sorry

i think I'll be on anonymous imageboards for the rest of my life

>>213052478
>haha DURR i spam a scat fetish of this british actress daily for years if you think it's weird you're a WOMAN!

>>213052587
does it count as straight if you bummed him from behind?

>>213052599
sounds like a plan

rizzing up the chinese huzz (or chuzz as i like to call them)

>>213052599
ktimmy

cronem just waking up, chiefing clickum outside the hotel

>>213052466
screaming

>>213052527
I don’t really care about politics honestly, I just like debates.
The video was interesting because it pit american aggressive style debate politics against traditional british journalism.

Just had a look at the state of things.
Feeling rather discouraged.
How do you lads cope with it?

>>213052235
Hull city girl is the best one

>>213052642
>the state of things
qrd?

I keep fucking up gears I might just learn automatic instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiNS0qQQ_54
*enters the thread*

Swedish rose

>>213052599
same
sad innit

>>213052642
i just accept there's nowt i can about it for the most part and try to enjoy what's left

cunt

>>213052659
*gestures vaguely at the country*

normalise hitting niggers

my only non-negotiable for a gf is that she MUST be more racist than i am

>>213052364
I dont believe it is true because having the constant shits is going to make you weak and dehydrated. Dont think theyd be in any state to fight

>>213052599
Semites will be like noooooo you need to go out and find someone to marry how about this 35 year old single mum called ashley with 4 kids called aiden, kaiden, braiden and robert mugabe jr

>>213052653
Kek, that’s me.
But internet debates don’t really translate well to irl debates unless you’re going against normgroids. That jubilee video (again) is another great example, I’d wager more than half were/are channers.

>>213052686
fundamentally evil person

>>213052686
Really not a fan of that, me.

forget things easily

I hear you're a racist now Father

>>213052713
why do you type like that

>>213052642
>How do you lads cope with it?
Not well

>>213052686
he's having his eternal black sabbath in hell now lad

>>213052742
type like what

>>213052742
sorry i went to school instead of huffing petrol

>>213052742
Like what?

in the gym drinking a diarrhea smoothie

>>213052697
yeah it says most were sick with dysentery but doesn't say if that's most archers, or most of the ones fighting with no trousers on
implying it might just have been a few lads shitting themselves inside out, and one or two fighting with their arses out for a laugh

>>213052686
Cats are a crap animal
Their owners are worse

>>213052641
Not really? Did you see how that paki talked? Just talked over people and interrupted them it was all American style. He made bad faith arguments that he himself has refuted before. Watching clickbait and expecting intellectual discourse is embarrassing

dayummmm

>>213052792
ummo

>>213052081
Judge?

>>213052807
timmy's crush

>>213052787
Imagine missing englands greatest victory because you were shitting your guts out

>>213052686
>17 pet cats
lol he was fed up with sharon's animal hoarding
iktf

stop influencing children rorke

>>213052817
You wouldn’t?

>>213052827
Children need to learn the prescribed curriculum and nothing else. Anything not on the curriculum could lead to dangerous wrongthink

so... this is rorke

Bad news fatties, your Paki pizzas will now cost more

>>213052842
>zhangs crush

>>213052865
Howling as if those places don't know they're employing illegals

>>213052865
>can take action
Half the point is these fuckers share their ID with like 10 other people. Abdul from Sheffield gets the job snd then farms it out to his off the boat mates

mad how arnie schwarzenegger got away with his last name literally just being "black nigger"

>>213052925
Shocked leftypol hasn't yet intervened

>>213052814
probably for some kind of rural prize veg or animal competition
best pumpkin, that sort of thing

>>213051446 (OP)
both are males

shamone

>>213052958
scream

>>213052245
imagine how tight it is

>>213052669
What do you keep fucking up
I thought I was too mongy for manual but I got it eventually

>>213052865
So they will just open Uber Eats when they’re outside of the hotel rather than when they’re inside, not fucking hard is it lmfao

>>213052960
what you screaming at niggerboy

>>213052973
men are sick in the head

>>213053003
ROAR

wailing and pooing

>>213053024
women are sicker

>>213053026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

>>213052925
yesterday i saw someone claim arnie's dad was in the ss or gestapo or something, and his dad's nickname as a nazi killer was "the terminator"
couldn't get them to tell me where they heard this though

throwing my poo about and shaking the bars of my runt cage

the spanish keep installing faulty balconies

CUMMING
ARRRRRRRRGH

>>213053024
Are you not a man

scrom

going out on my bicycle and crashing into niggers walking down the street

absurd how badly i need to kill myself

>>213053067
>star

>>213053084
ktim

this limmy stream is boring as shit
odds i start on the wine
evens i keep posting on /brit/
dubs shower and get on with productive activities

the proverbial berg on a so called mad one

>>213053111
trips doesn't count as dubs

>>213053048
your mum certainly is but we can't base our opinions on half the population on her now can we

>>213053112
whats he like

>>213053057
*throws the runt cage electrification switch and leaves it on until you are pacified*

>>213053111
>limmy
Ha ha .. Did the man slowly commentate on old videos and say a lot of swear words .. Lmao .. Scotch humour is the best ..

>>213053112
why do you post this so often?

>>213053111
Respect owen Jones' ability to always look like a supercilious prick

>>213053138
Are you mad because he always takes the piss out of English?

feeling a bit gravid today lads

>>213053138
you sound english

>>213053111
well fuck
i guess trips counts as dubs since the last two digits are the same, right?

>>213053121
ok maybe i choose to believe this instead
reroll then

>>213053138
he's sometimes very funny but not today

wonder if that lad got to his 10 o clock appointment safely

almost 3 months now of taking collagen powder daily and it’s done nothing for my loose skin at all

>>213053191
is it true that stuff gives you mad bi thoughts

took my dog to the beach for a walk this morning as I thought he’d like that. I get him out the car and he throws up and then doesn’t want to walk so I had to drive home. Waste of petrol

>>213053191
collagen is just protein
it just gets broken down in your tummy
just eat more protein and more vitamin c so your body can make more collagen
that's how it works
collagen supplements are a scam

Got the old olive oil in me ears to get rid of the shitload of wax that refuses to come out

>>213053216
rape your dog and then kill it

>>213053216
not his fault he has travel sickness

remember that time I fell in love with limmy? what was that about?

>>213053211
Didn’t for me
>>213053230

might get a matcha latte

>>213053259
bit bent

>>213053252
the mule looks sad :(

right thats me off to sleep now

I’ve lost a lot of weight and I didn’t get loose skin thankfully

>>213053248
Yeah I’m alright
>>213053249
He doesn’t

not hoovered my bedroom for months

>>213053240
docusate sodium would work better
olive oil isn't going to do much

>>213053240
Feel like this is not a good idea

maybe.... maybe this faggot chud life isn't so bad after all....

>>213053263
your body makes its own collagen out of dietary protein
collagen supplements are just broken down and used for whatever protein your body decides it needs the most
just up your protein intake and get plenty of vitamin c so your body can make collagen ffs man

health and safety gone mad

>>213053290
Stretch marks?

love love love having itchy balls that make me want to scratch them until they're bright red and they still itch afterwards
it's just the best thing

bring out the Branston

If capitalism is so great, why did it lead to the Madras famine?

>>213053340
love chicken madras me

>>213053322
Well it can’t hurt

>>213053351
it's a waste of money but ok

>>213053327
No

>>213053329
sniff your fingers afterwards?

>>213053340
>This was part of a larger pattern of drought and crop failure across India, China, South America and parts of Africa caused by an interplay between a strong El Niño and an active Indian Ocean Dipole that led to between 19 and 50 million deaths.

>>213053364
Why’d you think you’re so smart you don’t know everything

anyone got any new gimmicks they've been workshopping then?

>>213053385
leftypol blaming churchill for this

>>213053419
>>213053419
>>213053419

>>213053407
Of course not, everyone knows that capitalism PREVENTS famines, it doesn't cause them

>>213053397
you said it wasn't working and I was trying to help you understand why

bump lol