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saaaaaaaaaar please help me i am fucking indian saaaaaar
>>213070338 (OP)I need an eye exam but I absolutely refuse to have anyone but an old white, old Jewish, or any aged Asian male eye doctor. This is a conclusion I came to after a lifetime of experience. Any other demographic it's a coin toss if you'll get a passable prescription or the worst one of your life. Worst so far to date was when I got contact prescription from an Indian woman. An entire year of suffering constant eye irritation. Next worse was a mid 40s black woman, this led to an entire year of having my eyes red and irritated, constantly leaking disgusting viscous fluid, always dry, etc.
>>213070325yes but RO2 plays completely different from the original everyone plays on the darkest hour mod for it and it recently got an update that adds the italian front
i have never completed a joi without cheating
>>213070443used to go a old white guy dentist and it was shit, he had huge hands and could not be still, went to a young white dentist and he did much better faster and cleaner work on my tooth, they both had hot young assistants
>>213070300its gotten a lot more popular lately, but most of it is bad I wish they wouldn't do the dumb airy porn voice its just not appealing at all and it ruins the whole thing, they should just do it in their normal voice without putting on an act that would be far more tolerable
server is full cant get in guess its time to goon
>>213070516Drop the skincare routine girl
>>213070516Her face looks fake
Time keeps on ticking ticking ticking
Into the future
>>213070608posted it again award
>>213070554theres very few women who can make great joi
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Cold silence has
A tendency to
Atrophy any
Sense of compassion
>>213070626It had no sound last thread because I messed up the filename
>>213070661Do webms have sound now
>>213070689forma de la manbooba?
>>213070687If you have the userscript they have for years.
make a list of the objectively most precious things in this world. and explain why for each
when you start thinking about jerking off you know you have to do it or you'll keep thinking about it forever so might as well get it done immediately
>>2130708501. crows
2. monito del monte (just google this)
i'll work on the rest later
>>213070873I just jerk it when Iโm about to sleep or when the fancy strikes me
>>213070995How does one be "rootin"
spend so much time thinking about jerking that i post pone other things so its better to just jerk off
you know, i actually thought the north korean orchestra doing killing in the name was actually real i dont know why
I started jerking off again recently. Pretty mid to be honest. I should get my t levels checked but I'm scared to know
Jerking off during the daytime just feels wrong for some reason
Like I want to be fully into it but there's a way greater chance of being disturbed.
>hate trannies
>also hate women
I dont know if I should support trannies ruining women's sports or not
>>213071189you dont have to support or condemn a thing, you can just be
>>213071198Fuck off kraut
>>213071051Being boisterous and bold
Bought some dividend aristocrat stocks and money market etf funds
when and how did girls get suddenly so nerdy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwW47UWO60
>>213071298it's all for attention
>>213071298When it became trendy, like 90% of everything else woman related
Didn't watch the video
Ai is fucking obsessed with trying to make me watch Mushishi
>>213071422It's good actually
>>213071198You can not convince me that isn't a demon creature wearing the skin of a human being. That thing looks like it's just waiting to unhinge it's jaw and eat an entire baby in one bite.
>>213071422seems pretentious
>>213071422I don't know what that is and I'm afraid to google it because then tha AI would get me too
>>213071298What did you eat today in Finland?
>>213071461>>213071477>>213071488It's from 2005 which is a good era for anime. But I watched one episode a long time ago and it was really boring
whats really crazy is the inhumane treatment of animals by the meat industry
>>213071422It's pretty solid anime. Brazilanon is right it's a bit pretentious but still decent enough. It's not my favorite by any stretch but it's a nice comfy watch. Really calm, quiet sort of natural atmosphere to most of the episodes which I admire
>>213071523Hope you brushed your teeth and washed your nasty mouth afterwards. You basically ate shit.
Noticed that other people used the butterfly press really slowly so I used it really slowly and now my arms are burning
>>213071586Ass eaters insist that regular showers are enough to make anuses clean like a plate
>>213071523did he like it?
pendejo
>>213071643you're supposed to be doing all exercises slowly to really activate the muscles and not rely on momentum
How could America let this happen
>>213071552>t's a nice comfy watch. Really calm, quiet sort of natural atmosphere to most of the episodes which I admireLain, kinos journey, and haibane renmei are all better and less pretentious
>>213071298nerdiness for women is largely a way to get attention and money from men, but in the tech-filled world of the modern day a lot more women are brought into the technology spheres. think of it like video games, it used to be a male only thing but then some women did it for attention and then it began to normalize as a mostly male but sometimes female thing. after all, the e-girls who are genuinely having fun streaming are going to naturally perform better than the e-girls who are entirely in it for the revenue stream
anyways, it's a good thing for men. these girls are more compatible with introverted men by nature.
>>213071496I ate varhaisperunoita (we get only one short growing season, summer, and during that some potatoes are harvasted early before they develop a thick skin and it is a sort of summer delicacy here)
and herring (a very common summer thing to eat these with "early potatoes")
plus couple bananas and plums (not so finnish things)
>>213071717Sounds very healthy
>>213071717Early potatoes arenโt harvested before theyโre ready, they mature early
t. Krautoid immigrant who also eats them
soon after i took this screenshot a tank came around the corner and ran me over
>>213071835Also I ate the same thing minus the fruits yesterday
Today Iโll eat more herring for dinner, maybe roasted potatoes this time instead of boiled
>>213071693Inch resting. Maybe that's why my progress isn't moving forward
>>213071836should've tanken cover
>>213071861rest this inch on your forehead
>>213071701>kinos journeyTell me more because you just listed this with 2 of my favorite of all time anime. I watched haibane renmei just recently and it absolutely destroyed me. I watched the entire thing in a single night. Really hit me hard, I still can't stop thinking about it.
Btw I recommend neia under 7 if you haven't seen it yet.
Project Epoch looks SOOOO GOOD
>>213071835I did not write they are harvested before they are ready. they get put into the ground early and dug up early.
>>213071859early potatoes are so good my friend
i like asian girls conceptually and i think they're cute but i dont really jerk off to them
>>213070873no. it's definitely uncomfortable to be hangin' out hard for awhile but it goes away. if you get past the three day hump it becomes way, waaaay easier to ignore
cannot listen to rebel yell anymore after realizing its about sex and not about rebellion or some shit, really disappointing
>>213071922Do you grow potatoes? You should
I do it in my backyard
That and cucumbers, tomatoes, cabbage, and watermelons
>>213072086I am thinking Dancing with Myself would fit you better
really sick of songs about sex
>>213072127Just have sex?
>>213071901Thanks, I'll be here all week!
This made soylennials piss and shit themselves from laughter
>>213072197BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA LOL JIM IS ASIAN LMAO IM SUCH A QUIRK CHUNGUS
The premier of Manitoba seems like a gigantic chad.
I envy gen alpha for having motorized scooters and bikes that they can shit up the roads with. That should be me
I didnโt choose the incel life. The incel life was chosen for me by larger trends and forces (including institutional misandry) of the 21st century.
>>213072261Nipple piercings alert. God what a whore.
just make a meme about giga chad in his dead bed wishing he was more like you to make yourself feel better
>>213072261She's so hot holy fuck
My dick isn't "small"... It's anal friendly.
This summer might be your last.
>>213072385I will endure at least 50 more summers
>>213072385its winter though
>>213072413The southern hemisphere is irrelevant. There's a reason why it's called the "global south."
>>213072396I said "might" you illiterate seppo.
>>213072374>not enough for Ukraine to achieve anythingwhoโs going to tell him?
>>213072430hot, looks like Asteria Jade, you might like her too
>>213072374Israel won
Russia will lose
>>213072385I know what you did last summer!
>>213072463>seppo Youโre retarded
>>213072535The Stinky South
good thing about league is that you can listen to music while playing, hate that in fps you need to be completely silent so you can listen to foot steps
>>213070608I WANT MILKIES
My balls stink real good today
>>213072589Maybe in Counter Strike
I used to just have a second account that was Gold Nova and would bunny hop around with a desert eagle
any time I see someone use "on" when it should be "in" I envision a thirdie
>>213072644She's a massive lib but I love her so much anyways. She fist bumped me like 4 times when I saw them live in May.
>>213072766You wear a massive bib because you're a baby
>>213072356shut the fuck up sukhpreet
>>213072358I remember once on g4 they had a sex therapist on and she said small dicks are better for some acts and Olivia Munn just giggled and shook her head
going through the worst part of cold turkeying my addictions where i have so much time but absolutely horrible mood and zero energy to do anything so now the day is really long and all i can do is feel like complete shit and wait for my brain to normalize
Are you going to see Fantastic Four?
>>213072828sounds like a bitch problem for bitches
I got a 17 inch cock, Iโm 6โ8, and I make 10 figures a year
>>213072843God no. The last film I saw in the theatre was Deadpool & Wolverine and it fucking sucked.
>>213072879>17 inchI'd get penis reduction surgery
Used the last three yurobucks on the lottery website for a ticket.
Let this one count g-d please let me win for once you fucking nigger
>>213072878it is but i'm told at the end of the tunnel i stop being an addict who spends every day rotting while switching between various methods of low effort pleasure
>>213072886Itโs retractable
The close up of her arse cheek looks like my shaved ballsack
https://x.com/moana_oceann/status/1947748659271004254
>>213072697My autocorrect does that for some reason
>>213072843Has there ever been a bigger downgrade from Jessica Alba and Chris Evans to this?
Surely you are mistaken. If you saw tears, they were sweat and laughter.
your goofy ass aint never seeing a female uber driver again lol
>>213072979idk what i'm looking at tho
>>213073068Hopefully it will allow riders to opt out of having a woman driver too, that's always been a huge safety concern.
I just made some 35 year old hick have a meltdown on CS2. I insulted him a lot, but then I called him circumcised and he went off the handle.
Love to see it.
>>213073149The options are "no male drivers" for female customers and "no male passengers" for female drivers
>>213073111The new cast of Fantastic Four
There's no good name for male sex toys
Onahole makes you sound like a weeb
Fleshlight sounds grotesque
Pocket pussy is just cringe
Youโre not a real man if you have a toy of any kind, especially a sex toy
>>213073215All of them are connotationally fucked because male sex toys will never be seen in a positive light by the vast majority of humanity
So from that day on
I swore I would go on
>>213073199That's sexist. Also male drivers will start listing their gender as female and say they're trans, then sue Uber for discrimination. This only works if they allow it to go both ways. But they won't because then people will opt out of female drivers like wildfire LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
>>213073245Video games are toys
>>213073245My wife is a sex toy
>>213073245women are toys
>>213073295Sonny Sandoval on opposite day
>>213073245thatโs not true
>>213073201ohhhhh OK thanks.
Capeshit is gay as fuck and always has been btw.
>>213073298Yeah, and?
>>213073308Your momma is mine
>>213073314Women are PEOPLE!
>>213073362t. Manchild
They call me the Baba Yaga.
But you can call me Anon.
What is a real man in 2025? Just some NPC trying not to be racist and sexist while the cumulative effort of a hundred generations gets flushed down the toilet and he pretends not to notice.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>213073469>trying not to be racist and sexistnot in 2025, people are getting pretty overtly racist and sexist at this point - men and women. i see tons of women stating they're BOY MOMS in general discourse and even one put it in her e-mail signature. literally just a middle finger to troons. as Jason always says - LOVE TO SEE IT.
chat, is liking your own ballsmell gaycoded
What is the most niggerish thing you've done?
>>213073624At chicken and watermlon with grape soda at a BBQ.
>>213073624Stole hair dye. That shits expensive
>>213073624Stole my friends copy of modern warfare 2 and played innocent when he confronted me
>>213070338 (OP)I am still pissed off that I was labeled at fault for getting hit by a truck while turning at a stop sign. The guy had no lights on and was driving a black car
>>213073245Your mom is my sex toy
I can't find the comment, but the other day someone asked on here why so many Western right-wingers are pro-Ukrainian. There are several reasons for this. While explaining, I will proceed from the axiom that being s aligned strategically in opposition to NATO/EU is a net positive for any pro-sovereignty, patriotic, national movement.
1) In most Western countries, it is considered vaguely immoral, parochial & shameful to have a historical consciousness. It's considered the gateway to various political views that are "bad". But if you want to wage war against Russia, even without kidnapping people in the street, it's expensive - why are you disarming your own military? Why have energy prices tripled? Why is inflation so bad? Why is so much taxpayer money being spent on some Eastern European shithole? Etc, etc. An ideology is needed to justify this. A coherent ideology requires historical consciousness.
Western countries are incapable of producing historical consciousness nowadays, so they just outsource it to perpetually butthurt Eastern Europeans who have irrational ethnic grievances against Russia - they are the only ones still allowed to have a historical consciousness because it's geopolitically expedient. Every normie westoid now views 20th century and often 19th century history through the lense of what Polish dissidents or Estonian Waffen-SS made up as propaganda.
Many American/European right-wingers believe that if they are allowed to clap for an SS veteran in the Canadian parliament, that means they'll stop being persecuted for asking for lower immigration, etc. Those things are not connected at all and have no causal relationship, but there is this "Overton window" idea of the acceptance of Ukrainian nationalism in mainstream Western media leading to the acceptance of local nationalism in Western countries, too. Never going to happen, but it's what many of them believe and hope.
>>213073816Your mom is my sex toy
>>213073830>I can't find the comment, but the other day someone asked on here why so many Western right-wingers are pro-Ukrainian.I'm going to have to stop you right there. What are you talking about? I don't know any right-wing people who support ukraine
2) "Making a deal". A lot of right-wingers cope with their political powerlessness by pretending that there are "deals" to be made. Italian nationalists voted for Meloni because she promised mass deportations in exchange for total obedience to US foreign policy. They only got the latter, but not the former. Perhaps you've seen MAGA cope about the Epstein thing in a similar vein; "if we keep quiet, Mossad will let us deport Guatemalans". Again, those things are not related, these "deals" do not exist and never will. There is no reason for TPTB to make "deals" with people who do not have political influence.
But right-wingers don't like being reminded that they are a vocal minority in the West, they like to imagine themselves as a sort of "silent majority", that their own governments are afraid of them and take them seriously, so they imagine themselves as equals to the Globohomo regime and think they can engage in mutually beneficial diplomacy with it by supporting the regime's pet causes, and that they will be rewarded for this. They will not. But admitting that would mean admitting that nobody in power cares about their opinion, which, again, nobody likes to admit.
Friendly reminder the song "Break On Through (To the Other Side)" by the Doors is about doing acid.
3) Subculture. A lot of Western right-wingers, particularly the far right, have made peace with the fact that they will never be politically relevant, and are perfectly content with it being an aestheticized hobby. They can drink beer, throw Roman salutes and listen to NSBM with Ukrainians. What more do they want? The Ukrainians even let them visit their training camps and shoot guns while heiling! From the Western far-right perspective, there are no politics involved here, only personal friendship and networking.
That's how most of those Russian Azov neo-Nazis wound up in Ukraine: they were persecuted in Russia for various crimes, hid in Ukraine for years and started hanging out with Ukrainian neo-Nazis. They don't care about geopolitics, they just like the subcultural element and associate it with their good personal friends. It's a hobby for them, like fishing or painting Warhammer figurines.
>>213073902pretty mediocre
>>213073902This bread will give you cancer
>>213073969My pussy will give you cancer
I've been thinking about going on prank job interviews and uploading the results to YouTube for fun. Just going and wasting the interviewer's time, trying to drag it out as long as possible. I just thought of this again because I think it would be funny to put pretending to ignore the downfall of western civilization under special skills
>>213073968Have you never eaten cucumber, tomater and cheese sandwiches anon?
>>213073984I fucked your mom in the Tropic of Cancer
>>213074070Why didn't the other sister lose weight?
Applied for a job that pays $140,000 as a joke and they want to set up an interview
Should I go and embarrass myself?
>>213074070Okay but what is the show going to be about now
>>213074070From a big round bean to a black man's dream
>>213074112Show them whoโs boss
https://x.com/Kaizerrev/status/1947325702875095398
Just had an autistic interaction with a gas station clerk
Just went through the numbers on Tech layoffs and itโs so much worse than you can imagine.
75,000 jobs cut year to date, close to 40% increase YoY from an already sky-high number in 2024.
Meanwhile H-1B petitions hit the yearly cap in 6 months and 82% of all new tech jobs have gone to foreigners.
Off-shoring has hit record highs with entire shadow economies popping up all over the world replacing American tech jobs and leading to office closures in America. Eerily similar to the wave of manufacturing jobs we sent overseas to China and Mexico that ended up hollowing out our middle class.
The great tech replacement is here. Silicon Valley is playing a very dangerous game.
>>213074147Theyโre gonna laugh at me
>>213074153Genuine question ok, I'm not mad or anything I really don't care, I'm just curious. Why do people watch xqc? What does he do?
I've never seen him say anything interesting, or react to something in an entertaining way
>>213074070Her head still doesn't look normal
>>213073902>more bread than meat
>>213074191THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
bread is the steak of grain products
>>213074268Exactly
Iโm gonna walk out and theyโre gonna say something along the lines of โwhy did this little retard think weโd ever hire himโ
Also I didnโt even apply the recruiter reached out to me so this is a prank
>>213074227being obese, especially during development, permanently distorts the body in ways surgery can't fix
>>213074232grain really gets a bad rep for being meat's best friend
>>213074331B?
*cough*
I mean A.
>>213074340zombie apocalypse type shi
>>213070459damn, reed. haha i always forget her malice phase. what happened to make her do this again? i don't remember
>>213071895There's 2 kinos journey. I've only seen the first/original and it's really good.
was gonna goon and game but kind of took too long gooning so just gonna get ready to sleep
>>213074718sounds like a good life
today is a junk food only day, i am so hyped for pizza friday
This is how you make a sandwich
>>213074902disgusting looking meat and shit taste in soda SAD!
Murder?! Ye Gods, the poor thing!
>>213074902Is it true that American bread tastes sweet?
>>213075179Your mom's pussy tastes sweet
>>213075179Only if you exclusively eat wonderbread, which is a dying brand
Everyone in America is obsessed with whole grain and artisanal bread now
>>213075210Why would you insult me like that for asking a simple question?
>>213075245Good. I like that Americans start to appreciate whole grain.
>>213075318Wonderbread was a relic of cold war boomer diets
Same people who put everything into jello and wrote recipe books for the microwave
>>213074070lmao turned her into a Chucky doll
>>213073624I used to steal a cheeseburger and juice packet from the school cafeteria everyday until the Mexican lunch lady caught me
>>213075367>Wonderbreadis for PB&J and bologna and mayo sandwiches only
and not I'm hungry
>>213075445>not I'm hungrynow
I'm a dummy
Free senior coffee and make sure thatโs free because Iโm a senior
>>213075367>who put everything into jelloWhat do mean? Do you mean boomers were mixing their food with jelly?
is it just me or does extreme peace fucking suck?
I never really cared for the fishtank stuff either, feels like sam hyde has lost his creativity
>>213075550fishtank is more jet neptunes jerb
>>213075549They loved their aspic
think i'm gonna start pouring boiling water over the chicken breasts to sterilize it and get rid of the sliminess
>>213075608Looks gross. Boomers are weird.
>>213075679Just take a paper towel to get rid of the sliminess.
>>213075585I just can't tell if I'm simply outgrowing it or if it's legitimately less funny
I haven't watch world peace in a few years but I remember at least enjoying that
I like nick alex and hayden but the rest of them are kinda lame
>>213075550yes, it had it's time but that time passed and sam just isn't the same guy anymore
nick is still pretty funny but he seems to be content doing his own shit
shot a cock sucker point blank with an m1 garand and he turned around a killed me im done playing RO for the day
Thatโs it Iโm gonna get rich
>>213075975time for lotto tickets
>cook asks you to enter the basement and slay rats
no finer quest in all the realms
>>213076019Gotta keep buying them, donโt want to be like 99.9% of fools who stop buying right before they win big
ooooooo little tiny kitty oooooo yeah yeah oooooo
yeah
yeah
oooooo
little tiny
oooooyeah
>>213075425I was so good in school that I once stole a pack of popcorn chicken and a soda on accident, the checkout lady was gone and someone had called my name while I was waiting for her and so I wandered away and completely forgot I hadn't paid and then a few minutes later I saw her come back and realized and ran up to apologize for not paying and she just gave them to me for free
Does anyone have that wojak "I'm a sad lonely faggot, here are some embarrassing details about my life"
I can only find the censored versions
MY NAME IS GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN
>rejected from yet another bullshit-tier job
I'm literally tweaking, WHAT SORT OF FUCKING EXPERIENCE DO YOU NEED TO PICK UP DOG SHIT AT THE LOCAL PARK?
dropped $20 in the 'sino
finna run this money up on fonem
Jerry was a state governor
He governed so goddamn fast
>>213076251I got rejected when I applied with the city to pick up garbage at parks but then got a job that paid literally 4 times more within a month
>>213076275I don't get it
>>213076275i hate Primus so much
oh baby i hear the blues a callinโ tossed salad and busted balls
>>213076304I only know Too Many Puppies. Never liked the whole rap metal concept. Great song to throw down to every 5 years tho
>>213075739He stopped being funny a long long time ago and now it's painfully obvious
Still manages to find fans that suck his cock even when his "jokes" are yelling slurs while his zoomer wigger ass lickers laugh in the background
Genuinely pathetic
I am gonna cum one way or another today.
>>213076428Oh Lucy still loves her coke & rum
but she sits alone cause her daddy can't CUM
daddy don't live in that New York City no more, no more
listening to alice deejay's "better off alone" like a fruitcake
>see pic that's probably really hot in archive
>404
>reverse search thumbnail doesn't work
Hate when that happens.
jeets seething about Sam Hyde is entertaining
Ordered sloppa (taco smell)
>>213076461real men listen to darude's sandstorm
it's actually unbelievable how so many of you just eat the lowest grade zogchow so many nights a week and you don't even leave your house to get it either. no wonder there's an obesity problem.
>>213076476havenโt seen anyone stick up for sam after he went bananas thoughbeit
>>213076487I ordered 6 strips, 6 wings and 6 onion rings from KFC last week and the grease just overpowered me. I'm not gonna order KFC anymore.
>>213076476I literally live in the building Sam Hyde works out of. Seen him walking around.
>>213076465dnr
whoโs the chick?
>>213076465Get the link to the thread OP and then plug it into desu archive
I can't even order food to my house because I live so rural.
>>213076528he's just an e-celeb, anyone who would rush to defend some random internet personality is a faggot in their own right. i just think it's funny how jeets perpetually seethe about him now that he's shone a light on their scheming ways and basically made it socially acceptable to dislike jeets.
I never get food delivered or eat fast food, it's all too far away
>>213076586Did you ever try to make tea from the nettles? It tastes quiete good.
my jock itch will probably never heal because it just feels too damn good to scratch when it's slightly healed
>>213076534you could make a mockumentary called โsam hyde in the mistโ
>>213076504comin up in the playlist
>>213076586Hatfield or McCoy?
>>213076586Can I deliver this? *hugs you*
>>213076504How about Danube Sandstorm
>>213076534cool my uncle works at Nintendo
>>213076465post it, i'll find the source
>>213076633no, I tried to make sassafras tea and it was shit
>>213076662I don't know them
>>213076672yeah
>>213076684I wish living in Rhode Island was as cool as that.
>>213076706>I don't know themAH DON'T KNOW YE, MISTER *reacher for revolver*
>>213076683Mike Danube from the movie Resolution
>>213076706Sounds like you might have made assafras tea
>>213076577>>213076688It was on desuarchive already.
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34948613/#q34952145
>>213076720I wish I lived in the northeast
when my friend went to Brown I would visit Providence semi-regularly
>>213076758That chick on the money looks very ugly.
>>213076758probably cheaper than actually buying toilet paper to wipe your ass
>>213076746I heard it was good, maybe I did it wrong
>>213076759>Helmut new empireyep, it's a jeet scammer
>>213076758wow, 3 dollars
it buys you one of these
they are bobble head things but I can't post video here
Epstein (like Palantir) is brownoid cope
Someone make my penis hard already.
>>213076476Why do you think it's jeets?
>>213076862i don't think it's jeets, i know it's jeets.
my phone is fucking dead do i need to bust the cassette player out to walk to the dump and bottle depot with music
you know what i think i might just do that
(it has bluetooth btw)
>>213076981>>213076978https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751738464485064.webm
>>213076873Well I'm not one but I guess I'm not seething either