Thread 213076065

People are literally unable to find work in any kind of field from being a wagie to even high end jobs

>>213076065 (OP)
I literally applied to 80 jobs across a variety of different job types, some ranging from entry level min wage shit to actual jobs that require a degree. I have an in demand degree and experience. After two months of applying I received two job offers, with one being from Chik-Fil-A.

>>213076158
Don't just "apply", talk to the manager. They want to see that you're willing to go the extra mile.

>>213076194
Dumb fucking boomer I'm already jumping through hoops by writing a cover letter for every goddamn application. Managers don't want to hear your shit they want you to apply online.

>>213076237
>applying online
That's what's getting you rejected. Managers want to know who they're hiring, and the only way to do that is to physically interact with them. You're not getting hired because you're being lazy.

>>213076065 (OP)
Cope more chud
In fact you guys have abnormally low levels of unemployment

do whatever you want

>>213076065 (OP)
I work for myself making stupid plushies for weirdos

>>213076268
sorry but in developed economies single percentage point changes in employment rate can send the economy into chaos

>>213076065 (OP)
This is why social security systems are bullshit for lazy communists

>highest inflation in the past 40 years during summer of 2022 due to complications because of covid and energy inflation caused by russia/ukraine war leading to mass quantative easing
>after intense interest rate hikes inflation finally comes down leading to interest rate cutting more jobs creation, postive business and consumer sentiment
>2025 supposed to be a good year
>some retard threatens tarrifs for no reason leading to uncertainty about the economy and lost job growth

>>213076065 (OP)
imagine going to the beach and there's a 5 foot 4 scrawny indian with a pedo moustache working as a lifequard

>>213076158
Why did you even apply for Chik-Fil-A if you have a "in demand degree"

>>213076065 (OP)
>>213076158
ya'll need to pull yourselves up by the bootstraps

>>213076262
This is only true for retail or restaurant jobs. If you just randomly walk into office buildings and warehouses you’re gonna get laughed at or just arrested you stupid jewish boomer

>>213076540
>thinking that companies will hire some rando they never met just because they "applied" "online"
No wonder Indians are taking all the jobs. They have actual social skills.

>>213076624
Go ahead and walk into an office building where you have no appointment or don’t know anyone and see how far you make it. Please document the experience and record as much as you can lmao

You’re not entitled to a job chud. If you don’t have one by now, there’s something mentally ill about you that HR (women) can sense out.

>>213076237
>>213076262
>>213076624
Retarded boomer advice. This shit didn’t work over 20 years ago when you faggots were spouting this shit and it won’t work today.

>>213076194
surprised you didn't do the 'firm handshake' line.

>>213076668
That's literally how I got my current job. I saw a 'now hiring' sign in a bank, asked to see the manager, and handed him my resume. Was working there by the end of the week.
You just need to put in the effort.

>>213076540
>>213076668
This
>>213076624
Kek buddy you are fucking delusional
>No wonder Indians are taking all the jobs. They have actual social skills.
Ok you are SEVERELY fucking delusional

Sometimes I'll watch an old film and a character will show up at a place, ask if they're hiring and start working on the spot after the boss agrees after deciding he likes the cut of his jib, crazy to think this is what life was like for boomers, and yes it's a film not reality but I don't care such a thing would make it to a film today as it's just too absurd

>>213077121
that's literally what I did
With that said it was the worst decision of my life but hey

I'm going to busk now. I play the violin.
No work here whatsoever, I've applied to over 250 positions. Three interviews, all ghosted me.
I'm so hyped for the civil war.

>>213076396
brother, your two biggest political parties are neoliberals who want to flood your country with immigrants

Dog walking and dog sitting is the only way in Canada since South Asians hate dogs

just pull yourselves up by your booty strapons o algo

>>213076624
>Indians have social skills

Literally the most awkward men on earth

>>213077686
Of course the literal blacked capital of the world would have shit like this saved

>>213077651
One ghosted me already. I have an interview tomorrow. I have very little time left before i lose health insurance.

>>213077011
Bank tellers probably make barely more than walmart shelf restockers.

>>213077844
Good luck, anon.
I just spent my last $300 on car insurance yesterday.
I have 1 month to make $700.

I hope busking will work out.
I don't know where to do it so zogbots don't kick me out though.

>>213077844
No one mentioned bank tellers anywhere.

>>213077651
>busk
>violin
in 2007, joshua bell did that and he only made $52.17, which included a $20 bill from someone who recognized him. fucking grim

>>213078444
Eh, better than 0 dollars.
By my math, I can survive on $30 a day.

It's either this or starving.
At this point, there's literally nothing left to do.

I've tried everything.
I've tried starting a business, I've tried finding a job, I've tried to apply to minimum wage places, I've tried to apply to skilled jobs, I've tried it all.
Some nigger is going to say "just keep applying!!!" but, at a certain point, you literally cannot be bothered to lift a finger.

I'd rather spray-paint slurs on government property (in Minecraft.)
I used to be autistic about avoiding "hate speech" on here because I thought it'd somehow be tied back to me if I were to find a job, but at this point, I literally don't care and it doesn't matter.

skill issue

LOL at the dumbshit boomer advice. I hope it's bait. Save that for Uncle Bob's Hardware and Big Joe's Local Grocery that no longer exists.


t. hiring manager at a giant shithole chain store location.

>>213076065 (OP)
Not even backpackers here can get the usual low wage exploitation in the outback jobs they used to do, it's grim.

>>213076065 (OP)
It's been bad for decades. Theyre just making a big deal now because drumpf o algo

>>213076158
go to a construction site and assimilate into mexican culture

>>213079045
Good luck. I've seen the webms of Jeets zerg swarming minimum wage job openings at retail stores.
Maybe there's some way you can scam Jeets out of money. They probably wouldn't expect a non-Jeet to scam them.

>>213079773
Mostly true, but it was great for a year or two after the Scamdemic when companies had to rehire millions, but people were hesitant to go back to work.

>>213076158
I sent out 5 applications to random companies on linkedin with 0 industry experience on my resume and almost immediately got a 125k/yr remote job where I realistically work like 7 hours a week. You may just suck at selling yourself.

>>213080892
Awesome dude

>>213080892
>something that didn’t happen
Cool story bro!

>>213077011
>'now hiring' sign
Does that happen in the current year?

>>213080892
I don’t have LinkedIn. I think that might be my problem. I will never get one though, I don’t want my name and face on the internet. I will just be a janitor with a university degree.

>>213080654
Thanks, fren.
Yeah, any place with an "employment day" will have a line of a thousand jeets trampling each other just to sniff the HR manager's chair seat.

Honestly, I would absolutely scam jeets, I've thought of building coffin homes for them, and renting them out at like $600 a month, but I don't know. I don't want anything to do with jeets - scam them, worship them, befriend them, fight them, nothing.

>>213080892
>what anon isn't telling you - "it was during COVID"
Unless you applied to suck pp and claimed to have your own kneepads, I call absolute bullshit or lottery-level luck on you getting a 125k remote job with no experience.

OR, you're bullshitting, and you have insane amounts of experience but in a very close field.
>haha guys I have zero experience with Web3, but I've been building oracles for 25 years, 14 years before they were actually invented

>>213076065 (OP)
I thought like 4 years ago everybody was saying no one wanted to work. now they can't get a job? wat

>>213081552
businesses always say they are struggling to hire even if they have no jobs available

reasons:
1) it gets media attention which might lead to government subsidies
2) it's seeking sympathy from employees who are overworked in their own jobs. it's not the fault of the employer it's just that nobody wants to work anymore
3) it gives them an excuse to lobby for increased immigration and/or offshoring

>>213081079
If you'd go outside maybe you'd see some, zoomer.

>>213076158
Your country is deporting illegals as we speak, why are you not doing your home a favour and reclaim those jobs back? The farms earn for American strawberry pickets.

>>213081669
I'm over 40 and currently employed. Can't remember seeing signs like that as everything's been online since forever.
The most active thing you can usually do is make a phone call instead of sending an email or filing an online form. Depends really.

I currently work at a bank but I'm trying to switch fields from banking to accounting. It's definitely pretty dry right now but I have had the occasional response and about 3 interviews in the past two months while casually searching for jobs

>>213081532
It was one month ago. I did get a PhD though, so that's cheating slightly I guess.

>>213080979
>>213081148
Honestly, most people just don't know how to apply for jobs. It's really not hard. You know those requirements they list on the job posting? You edit your resume to match those requirements as closely as possible without lying too much. You use the same terminology, you exclude irrelevant skills/experience while playing up potentially relevant ones, you make it seem like you're the perfect candidate who matches the job description almost exactly. If you do that the automated systems that are currently trashing your applications before any human ever sees them will stop doing that. It takes like 3 minutes per application. You do that and your response rate will increase like 1000%. If you don't do that you might as well throw your applications in the trash. It's literally that simple.

>>213081657
that makes sense

>>213076065 (OP)
Its worse here. And we cant even emugrate or become english teachers

>>213081079
Only on fast food places.

>>213076194
The funny thing is this does actually work but you're talking to a bunch of brainless box tickers who don't want to do anything but tick boxes for the rest of their life, so the advice is wasted.

>>213083368
Yeah europe is def worse on that regards

>>213081730
I see them all the time. Why lie?

I worked in an online casino as a customer service rep for 3 years until I got promoted to a position where my job is to delegate technical tasks to my subordinates and have meetings about meetings
I don't have degrees or any technical education, I just made the right connections and maintain good relationship with them
Honestly, the most complicated part of the job is me figuring out how to conceal my StarCraft sessions during work

>>213076668
>Zoomies think they're getting arrested because if you go to the front desk and drop your CV
An entire generation of neurotic retards

Don't shops have 'hiring' signs outside in your countries? Like retail shop, bakeries, bars etc? As a matter of fact, some places are hiring but don't put up a sign cause they're lazy/busy, since they tend to have a big turnover. I found jobs that way in the past.
Though calling and emailing seems better for office work.
t. Have had 8 different jobs (sometimes a couple at the same time) before turning 25, finishing my master's degree and getting a better job.

I've had only 1 decent paying job, and I got it in the most convoluted way possible, in a way that I essentially charmed the CEO so hard I made a job out of nothing.
Step 1: message a start up company for years on LinkedIn
step 2: network with like-minded people at conferences, almost acting like I'm a business owner but I'm just working at a gym or store or some shit.
Step 3: get a research internship at a uni that pays nothing
Step 4: reach out to the same company I reached out to before telling them my research, they happen to be doing the same method.
>Step 5:Get unpaid assignments from them, nothing too big, maybe an hour of work
>Step 6: Ghosted for 6 months, reach out again and finally the interview process starts, I'm hired on a salary as a remote sales manager, they lie about commission but holy shit I can afford an apartment and food, they paid for me to travel around the U.S. and Europe.
I barely worked in that job compared to others, abd I was finally fired when the CEO left after 2+ years.

Falling from it was harsh, but now I'm in a part time job collecting mindset and making almost as much, putting in double the work.
I want to get a job like that again, I've been trying, you'd think that experience would have triple boosted my resume but 2 years out, fuck no.

>>213085548
Hey Frog, I want to move to your country, where should I go? You happen to have the most beautiful smart women I've come across on my travels, just got dumped by a 10/10 one. She wasn't vaxxed and complained about leftists, is it common?
I was homeless/jobless in Japan for 4 months, could I do that there?

>>213084264
Fix your shitty system if you can't take the heat ffs