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>>213082564 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7E92IdraxQ

im back

>>213082564 (OP)
whomst?

Boys have swag. Men have class.

Doggo is sleeping in my bed

>>213082653
do you look like that?

Boys practice santeria. Men have a crystal ball.

>>213082653
please let me rape you

>>213082692
post doggo

>>213082692
wh*te woman detected

>>213082713
>please let me rape you

It’s always “‘make the real new”
Never “I made the real new”

holy fuck killing floor 2 takes sooo long to download

In school they called me penis diaper

zogchow > goyslop

Time to go toilrvn in the humid night and get thermal shock or whatever that shit was.

in school they called me retarded faggot

>>213082762
how did this name arise

>>213082773
you say called as if they stopped

>>213082769
This guy picked the first tattoo on the list

>>213082769
WHAT A LIFE

Who sounds funnier Irish or Australians

>>213082835
irish by far

>>213082835
Indians. Their rape of the English language is utterly beyond belief

>>213082867
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrprk5dNboI&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

zoomers will never understand

>>213082584
I didn't even smoke the entire thing (like 30%). You can't tell but it's got shatter mixed in with it. I'm not even that high though and I've smoked hardly any weed the last week or so. I don't think weed does much for me no more, even if I take a tolerance back. It's kinda too bad. Oh well.

>>213082875
Rent free

muh zoomers

>>213082902
Seething.

>>213082917
Imagine the FUCKING smell.

good night buds

>>213082885
Good song

>>213082959
night bud

>>213082959
night

>>213082937
I hooked up my wheel to dolphin and its been a blast

It's 9:46pm and my night is only just beginning.

Can I borrow a feeling?

>>213083003
rekt

damn it's been a while since I posted in here. Last time I was here Trump was annexing Canada, the Epstein files were about to drop, and goshy was still posting. Anyway jannies and mods are niggers and sharty owns them as slaves

Death to Israel

Goodnight

>>213083004
Play on real hardware you sick freak

What's her problem?

>>213083087
Her pussy is dried up

>>213083087
She's a Jew.

.

took three poops today.

drinking milk

>>213083124
Absolute rookie shit.

Took a gamble on a risky fart and won

>>213083124
I took one and it was a bunch of nuggets makes sense since all I ate yesterday was popcorn chicken

The biggest poop I ever took weighed over 30lbs.

>>213083087
Jewess

No fap is hard :(

>>213083072
my wii wont turn on anymore

>>213083007
the n word

nicked my lip and chin shaving

When I was school, the school gym purchased some Wii consoles back when it was being marketed as an exercise device. My friend and I got in trouble with the bull dyke gym teacher for playing with Hitler Miis

Honestly indians aren't that bad there's just too many of them. Same could be said for CRACKERS too!!!! Fuck a duck!!

i want to coom. wat do?

>>213083256
Keep going this shit's great for my Insta story.

guys we were like gone but then we were back but it's like we are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo back now like omg

>>213083245
>make last second edit without paying attention to how it affects the whole sentence
>When I was school, the school gym…
So true…

here this one should make you super popular on instagram

>>213083292
The peculiarities of the English language. Compare that to Mandarin which has zero grammar.

Haven't clicked on any of these webms because I know it's going to be disturbing content

>>213083251
Saaar

>>213082835
Jamaicans

>>213083311
they're all fine, no gore or blood. the chinese one is too blurry.

>>213083311

these webms aren't for you, you don't have my permission to click them.

Mom's boyfriend bought me a book about Darwin

>>213083338
boop

>>213083304
Languages with more complicated declension systems like Latin or Ancient Greek are pretty interesting, insofar as the declensions make word order significantly less relevant; more forgiving to poets and whatnot

>>213083346
What are the evolutionary strategic implications of expending resources on your wife’s son?

I want to get high off a beautiful woman's farts

>>213083388
Did everyone crash their cars because they were all gawking at her?

I refuse to fall into the fart psyop

bedtime smell ya later /cum/stains

>>213083388
That girl is way too good looking for a hooker in the onlyfans era.

whats a good cognac to get besides henny? I enjoy the liqour but henny is too expensive and for basketball americans

>>213083399
later alligator

Cambodia and Thailand are purportedly on the brink of war over some disputed territory lol

>>213083413
>henny is too expensive
>and for basketball americans
Pick one. There are nicer options that aren’t Nword slop, but they’re going to be even more expensive.

What about thighland and its full of women with beautiful thighs

I had the nothing ever happens mindset before it was cool

>>213083436
basketball americans dont buy henny, you ding dong

I am fuelled primarily by resentment. This allows me to be sporadically productive, but it also means I will never be happy.

>>213083440
I would move to this country

The main reason why cheap cognac is generally more expensive than other types of cheap liquor is that grapes are a more expensive input than grain. Once you get to really expensive stuff, the physical input costs factor less into the overall price.

>>213083397
samefag but seriously it feels like this was not a thing a year ago and suddenly half of 4chan seems to be into "braps"

>>213083462
The only time I’ve ever hung out with a group of Basketball-Americans (long story), they brought out a bottle of Henny

>>213083485
He's saying the steal it instead of buying jt

I want to chew a fit 40 year old woman's panties and suck the vaginal discharge and skid marks off them

>>213083497
Schizojeet on a normal one

>>213083497
This is going too far

>>213083497
what about my panties

>>213083522
Brian…

all em westside niggas can't say shit to ME

>>213083422
> noooooooooooooooo not the countries making my cheap disposable clothing that i'll throw away in 3 months nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I relate to Vegeta except I’m not short and I get zero pussy

>>213083581
>and I get zero pussy
Neither does your hero

semen semen

>>213083615
Bro he’s married to Bulma and has kids. You can’t trick me, I’ve seen Dragon Ball.

>>213083549
the epstein discourse is so tiring, because even if you take the most extreme scenario of there being a shadowy cabal of the wealthy doing unspeakable things, the reveal of that information or of specific names being dropped, nothing would change. the same people would vote the same way, the people in power would stay the same, it's all moral posturing and cope and dramabaiting. there is no outcome that would make the world a better place, no scenario where the victims get justice, no meaningful impact to the lives of 99.9999999% of americans.

>>213083388
she got that class, she a classy broad, a real high end hooker

>>213083003
KWAB
based round house cop

I wish I were drinking a beer next to the Adriatic right now

>>213083675
I did that next to the Mediterranean

Express your strong disapproval of Indian people in your country and make racist remarks towards their culture and practices

o algo

play nice now

oal go

>>213083388
>>213083645
How widespread are streetwalkers dressed like total sluts in the U.S.? I’ve literally never seen it IRL. Only in media.

>>213083708
i dunno honestly I don't live around hookers. in vegas though you see some girls who are definitely ladies of the night dressed all provacatively, but also you just have your average young hot girl who's dressed all sexy and charges you $30 to take a photo with her. maybe still a prostitute of sorts

>>213083708
i usually see your mom

>visit a social media account of someone who killed themselves about a year ago
>the comment section under their final post has like 100 AI spambots replying nonsense to each other
Wew

This summer might be your last.

>>213083726
>but also you just have your average young hot girl who's dressed all sexy and charges you $30 to take a photo with her. maybe still a prostitute of sorts
I’ve heard that jeets are obsessed with getting selfies with pretty girls to post on social media and claim they’re their gfs. Must be chasing that target demo lmao

>>213083760
Stop saying that

The plans I make still have you in them
'Cause you come swimming into view
And I'm hanging on your words
Like I always used to do
The words they use so lightly
I only feel for you
I only know because I carry you around
In the background

>>213083763
I think it's been a thing before people even knew what jeets were. I did see fewer girls dressed up on the strip last time I was there, maybe there are too many jeets now.

>>213083760
yes, that's might be true.

>>213083780
It’s really funny how the jeetpocalypse has converted young girls from going on “slut walk” parades to modestly dressing racists in only a few years. Always a silver lining :^)

>>213083422
>Cambodia and Thailand
How would they even wage war?

>>213083792
*that

>>213083803
ladyboy battalions

>>213083803
Well, nothing ever happens, so they won’t, but if they were to do so, it’d most likely result in Cambodia getting raped, since Thailand has a significantly larger population, economy, and military. Cambodia doesn’t even appear to have an air force. It’d probably look something like a USA vs Canada war.

>>213083821
Additionally:
The only complicating factor is that the Thais recently had a coup that pivoted it into the U.S. sphere, while the Cambodians are in the Chinese sphere, so it could turn into a proxy war between the superpowers if both sides want to dance.

>>213083855
You eat feces

>>213083886
ewww no

>>213083886
Is this true?

Literally just release the files. Why so defensive?

>>213083930
He's on the list everybody knows that

>tor the trump administration
what an odd thing to say

there's something about hardcore gay anal sex that just feels kinda homo to me

I wish I were currently in Sarajevo, Bosnia

>>213083941
as opposed to softcore gay anal sex?

>>213083960
Softcore is with traps, so 50% gay.

need to be more confident and that means doing the things i know i need to do instead of putting them off. i need to defeat my past self to grow

>>213083930
>>213083934
I’m not really one to defend Zion Don at this point, but I find it hard to believe that his opposition would have that information about him, but edge leaking it for so long, when they were doing other stuff like fabricating that piss story.

One theory I’ve heard that I find kind of compelling is that the client list could be so extremely damaging to public trust and such that they’re afraid that releasing it would destroy everything. Not to mention how the whole thing is an Israeli Mossad intelligence operation, and betraying them is probably the last thing any US administration would willingly do.

Are there real female women on 4chan?

>>213084007
me

>>213084018
please post your thighs, sweetheart

>>213084007
I’ve dated girls who told me they use 4chan

>>213084018
Why are you here?

>>213084007
that's a man
>>213084018
that's a man
>>213084023
now THAT is a MAN

goodnight

i'm a woman

Do you play vscape?

>>213084023
i can post my cute feminine penis

>>213084033
to cum on and in YOUR bum

>>213083988
It didn't get leaked because it would implicate a lot of people on both sides
Dems don't really want him to leak it, they're just pulling his card because they know he wont

>>213084032
Did they ever explain why? What were they like? How did you meet them?

>>213084057
feminine benises by definition cannot cum, sorry them's the rules

>>213084038
i too shall proceed to drift off into a decadent slumber.
pleasant dreams my cummiest of bums. i shall see you all on the morrow.

At the beginning of my mental breakdown before I started individuation, I had a dream that Jordan Peterson was sitting on my couch and I gave him a hug.

youtube recommends tetris world championship 2025. i am in the mood for autism so i click on it. it's two asian boys. expected. good match. then...
>her
I didn't even know which one was supposed to be the troon at first. turns out it was the one with the longer hair.

Today was Philip Seymour Hoffman’s birthday. I wish he was still alive.

"Transgender" is just a euphemism for "womanface."

Ya'll heading down to the boxsocial they organizing down in ruckersville? It's the bees knees, ya'll best be there, I'll be going to the box social and them I'm going the soda fountain after I eat my capn crunch while watching saturday morning cartoons.

11:30 at night and I'm drinking coffee.

>>213084424
Ya'll I'm drinking mtn dew for breakfast, eatin' some good ol southern deepfried butter for breakfast. Best believe it's the bees knees

>>213084444
Isn't Mountain Dew technically an energy drink in Europe? I know it is in the UK. It's probably a good thing. Everyone over there is skinny.

>>213084456
Ya'll don't know what you's talking abouts mountain dew is as american as apple pie, yippie yee haw, ya'll best believe you'll see me down at the arcade after watching my saturday morning cartoons and eating count chocola

>>213084424
I drank a mug of black tea at the same time. It's cheaper, smells nice, and you don't have to worry about drinking too much. Take the tea pill, anon.

I'm going down to fudruckers to eat food and then im going to carls jr and then im going to red lobester and apple bees, what ya'll doin today?

im a slave to my vices

>>213084514
I love green tea.

Gonna lift weights at 2 am.

>>213084528
>>213084534
>>213084546
Ya'll best be down at the ice cream social I organized

>>213084526
It's 00:43, anon

Tim Hortons' coffee makes me extremely wired for some reason. Like even more than Starbucks.

>>213084418
can i date your mother

>>213084561
I straight-up don’t know what that means but it sounds nice

>>213084534
hail britannia

>>213084567
Ya'll call it tim hortons? Over here's we calls it dunkin' donut ya'll, it's tasty as can be.
>>213084572
Ya'll best know my ma is married to my pa

>>213084579
kek we used to have ice cream socials at my elementary school
for us it was a fundraiser for the school where they sell ice cream

Ya'lls i got a question to ask, which restaurant is your favorite? For me it's the good ol micky dees.

I sense a vague aura of hostility from this Swede

>>213084526
>fudruckers
that's my childhood. at the time they had an arcade next door, they called it ruckers. i want to go back.

>>213084546
I worked out at 11:30 but I was 50/50 on not doing it. What the hell is driving you

Some people say we should go back to the red ensign. Me I disagree. The Maple Leaf is simple, bold and iconic. There are few flags that resemble it without being trite.

>>213084620
What ya'll on about? I duns love america.

>>213084637
correct. the one thing that doesn't need changing about canada is the flag. love that design, the entire world recognizes it in an instant compared to the retarded 30+ euro flags that look exactly the same with a slight color swap

Ya'll watch your favorite movie? I love to go to the movies and watch adam sandler and other great comedians, yeppers!

>>213084595
For some reason I love that it says passes away instead of dies

>>213084636
If I don’t do it I will hate myself.

>>213084696
Ya'll I dun love me some good old wrasslin who's yalls favorite? I love the rock

>>213084689
When I think of the phrase "pass away" I think of all those Marvel characters getting snapp'd out of existence. (Please don't make fun of me I hate Marvel movies and that's just what best describes what goes thru my head.)

Ya'll be seeing me down at the local costco, throwing down glizzys and chicken bakes, you best believe.

>>213084715
felt

Ya'll ever get that feeling when you're at the mart and you really need to fart but it ends up being a shart?

>>213084757
you're not a man if you've never done something like this

>>213084762
"dont shit your pants" flash game prepared me for dangerous scenarios such as that

>>213084757
Ya'll that's my breakfast yeehaw!

Ya'll whos ya'lls favorite celeb? For me it's drake, kendrick lamar

Please don't think bad of Sweden because of that other swedeposter, he's a mentally ill serb that hates america and guzzles russian cum all day.

>>213084855
haha, Serbs loooooooove Russian penis

>>213084726
>Please don't make fun of me
Lol. Cute

I wish Zognald Drumpf would deal with the Israel war the zame way he's dealt with the Ukraine one: tell both sides to fuck off and get their shit together

Whoosh. You have been struck down with food poisoning when far from home. You are helplessly sick in public. Someone calls an ambulance. You go to the hospital, dry heaving, covered in your own vomit and shit. You are given intravenous fluids.

>>213084951
Luckily, this has never happened to me.

seeing bands and going on fun weekend trips with your girlfriend / fiance / wife

>>213084951
Not my problem (that is so as to say not a problem I have encountered because, while there is inherently a risk you take any time you let someone else prepare your food, i tend to cook my own food and i do it properly properly. furthermore i buy from my local grocery store and only sit down at restaurants with at least a "good" food rating from the food inspector. as a result i've avoided such a dreadful hypothetical you described)

Business Idea: Multiplayer focused Civilization game where there are two games going on at the same time. City state players competing to build the most productive and efficient city they can by the end of the game and the normal civilization style game between main civilizations. The two interact and form alliances and help each other.

You could also have a Barbarian player who is given a small encampment and an army that spawns at random unsettled parts of the map and whose goal is to disrupt or even conquer other players cities

what's even the point of sentencings like this
just say life sentence with no parole
otherwise we may as well have a double death penalty too

OH MY GOD IT STILL EXISTS. It's a lame "family amusement centre" instead of an arcade now though. I assumed it went out of business decades ago.

>>213085045
Dramatic effect

>>213085045
Multiple death sentences is a thing in your country.

>>213085045
1. more resilient to any kind of future revisit, of which there is a lot even with no parole
2. "the punishment fits the crime" ideology for sentencing means true horrible crimes can only really be represented in so many human years before you just start tacking on life sentences to fit the bill

does mister Ayak live here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrUxOq6p380

bruh i shook my sriracha bottle
but i left the nozzle loose
and sauce squirted all over my wall and my fuckin computer and keyboard and shit
what the FRICK

>>213085328
what were you gonna use the siracha sauce for?

>>213085161
it's so that if one of the sentences gets overturned, he still has the others

how's it going my little niggers?

[ CALL ME "MASTER" ]

>>213085349
to squirt on my sausage

>>213085370
you can't mean to tell me your plan was to eat a single sausage lathered in siracha sauce after midnight

Can't wait for fall when the bugs go back to hell where they belong.

>>213085422
well mustard too but yes

WSJ confirmed Drumpf is in the Epstein filee

WSJ confirmed my penis is in the “large penises” file

Ordered pizza.

high quality mattress and memory foam pillow with extra big soft blanket confirmed my sleep will be peaceful and heavenly tonight

goodnight!!!

>>213085520
Hell yeah nice. Tell me about it. What kind of place did you order from and what’s on the pizza?

my little canadian bussy is so tight and ripe for big american cock :3

>>213083003
Meh, kinda nigger behavior.
>HAH I CAN BTFO AN UNARMED FEMALE CRACKHEAD IN HANDCUFFS

You'd never see a zogbot try this shit without (((backup))).

>>213085545
This place absolutely stacks the toppings, only $25.50 CAD after delivery and tax for a size large. I ordered a large veggie pizza with no pineapple. I ordered that because it's for both me and my mom and my mum don't eat red meat. Plus their veggie pizza is just fucking amazing.

>>213085589
Yeah that sounds nice. I don’t like pineapple on pizza either.

>>213083003
Also,
>canadian zogbot sees pajeet raping a woman
"Diversity is our strength."
>unarmed white kicks zogbot slightly
"TIME TO FUCKING DIE!"

>>213085589
whys mom staying over on a wednesday night? she in town for family reasons?

every time I see a canadian post in this general now I automatically assume it's the schizojeet talking to himself

>>213085644
I like it, my mum doesn't.
>>213085656
Uh, anon...I'm a NEET who lives at home.

>>213085687
You'd be absolutely correct to assume that.
Canada has collapsed, and it is literally a WW1 battlefield now.
You cannot enter Toronto without an armored truck, pic related would be the only thing I'd consider going downtown in.

>>213085736
*armoured

Also, you have pajeet hordes literally conducting mass-rape now, and they get released by the government after a week.

>>213085752
Canada is a post-national, post-spelling zone. Armoired.*

>>213084951
Happened to me once on a family trip. I was in the hotel and suddenly got hit with the worst case of food poisoning I'd ever experienced. It wasn't just physical, it was psychological too. Like it was this sinister overwhelming sensation that destroyed me. I was sweating and shitting on the toilet while vomiting into a trash bag for like 3 days straight. Shit was rough

Oh yeah, and, because I'm way too lazy to resend this shit each time.
>TOTAL CANADA IMPLOSION

wonder what stephen harper thought watching it all burn down so quickly

big fat latina titties

>>213085930
not reading all that schizo babble

>>213086087
You'd have to have read it to know it's schizobabble. So, you read it.
Checkmate.

I, on the other hand, did not read past the first few lines because I don’t need some 4chan guy to explain to me that immigration is happening. I have been aware for more than a decade that the ruling class are forcefully mass-immigrating as many people as possible in a desperate attempt to prop up our phony decaying economy. This is hardly news.

>work from home today
>I always sleep until like 5 minutes before shift starts
>alarm doesn't go off
>overslept by like 20 minutes
>frantically turn on work laptop
>it gives me a BSOD (I have never had this happen before)
>quickly take a picture of it
>manager calls literally seconds later asking hey what's going on, why aren't you online
>tell him I've been trying to get logged in but having technical issues, send him picture of the BSOD

Fuck yeah, windows saved my ass this time

shitting out blood again

awake at 3 am award

Good morning, doing my gacha dailies.

I hate my body

the problem with not having a job is that no girl wants to have sex with me

>>213087439
Damn, I can relate to that. I’d love to just wake up one day without any negative concept of myself. I’d love to look in the mirror and feel absolutely content with what I see. But does anybody really feel that way?

boomer music is really just goated and nothing like it been made ever since, music just died with zoomers

>>213087869
I don't like women, so I don't have that problem, but I am very horny all the time. I'm not a faggot either, and I'm not into trannies or zoophilia.

But women are too fucking annoying to deal with, and I'm too poor for hookers.
This is a problem.

>>213087869
Plenty of jobless men have sex, you're just a brown loser.

>>213088194
yea but they're dark triad, if you're not dark triad the only thing left is being a beta provider

Cut away all vexations

>awake for 30 mins
>already on covfefe #2
shall be hitting shoulders after this

Carve your way
I'll be a shadow
With you

I don't want to work today. Should i protest today and play on my phone eith the old pingus out?

>>213089282
play with your penis

cum for me baby

If you ever forget
Look at the path you have trodden

So if the way ahead grows dim
Turn back not to return
But to remember who walked you here

Does anybody ever sometimes decide not to be themself, but instead become a sort of invented alternate self? Sort of like the Pharaoh taking over for little Yugi. Alternately, how fucking retarded am I?

You’re not retarded.
You’re human.
We all wear masks to protect what’s soft.
But remember,
the mask is just a chapter.
The real you is still there,
waiting to be seen.

iagl ts gay asl folk

>>213089722
I’m pleased that you formatted your post so poetically. Often I’m too scared to let myself be seen. But paradoxically, I’m also afraid I’ll never truly be seen. I’ve always struggled with self-esteem and confidence.

finna gon hit shoulders now
inshallah I hit a pb

>>213089855
Get those gainz big dog

just farted

wake up everyone im lonely

I need to quit weed for good this time.

I’m a legend

Hello Hello

>>213090521
Hola!

>>213090532
Bon Matin

New
>>213090834
>>213090834