>>11967830
>daughters
Maybe you should consider wiping the vaginal discharge off their hands before letting them play, or alternatively wiping the controllers off after they're done.

>be me
>british
>wake up
>noice it's payday
>got my neetbux bennies
>ordered a McSlop which was delivered by an indian at 2am
>7am rolls buy
>*Beep beep*
>there's john selling coke again
>alcoholic neighbour wants me to go round the shop to get him some cans
>*beep beep* another customer for a bag of tackle
>ordered my shopping which was delivered by some slovenian woman or some kind of ian or maybe she was serbian at 2pm
>shopping consists of entirely microwave meals and sugary food
>*beep beep* another customer for john
>id best go round the cashpoint
>leave the house for the first time in 2 weeks
>see my neighbours
>they joke they forgot someone lived here
>neighbours hiding scowls behind feigned greetings
>fucking goyim
>bid farewell and continue
>walk up pot-holed path and half destroyed houses
>spraypaint and cans of lager everywhere
>smashed glass covering every step
>get my neetbux out of the cashpoint
>walk home stepping over dogshit bags and past indians and niggers
>say hello
>look of bewilderment across their faces
>almost look insulted that I greeted them
>nigger kids with feral look
>they don't know what a greeting is
>fucking goyim
>continue home and sit down
>post this on 4chan
Rate the life of the bong

>>512384088
>work in bank
>have daughter with gf
>realize I have no time
>lie and fake sick days to live
>quit work entirely
>break up with gf
>stops me seeing daughter unless I get back with her
>nope out of society
>plan to blow up government buildings
>feds find out
>arrested
>hate dealing with normies and npcs
>no appointments
>no phonecalls
>£900 a month for life
>nothing to spend it on
>all of the free time
>finally learned the truth of the world
>found out about jews
>started exercising
>bought gaming pc
>fun shit
>no women to nag me
>no daughter to look after any more
>free from it all
>its like I started a new character and have fixed basic income
>rent paid for by feds
>taxes paid for by feds
>spend my time genuinely enjoying myself and being happy
>if I still worked at the bank I would have no time at all
>wouldn't know anything
>would be haggard and tired spending every day wanting to do what im doing right now
>at home
>comfy
>peaceful
>could do anything I wanted

Have you ever considered or comprehended anything more cucked than being a British male? Honestly, think about it rationally. You are working, slaving away, and pining to get home for at least 8 hours, solely so your goonstash can be censored by another man. All the hard work put into your beautiful little pornsites - reading yourself doujinshis at night, booting up some R34, making sure your door was locked, jacking off, playing with yourself. All of it has one simple result: you’re now a pornless addict, and every woman in Britain is now more enjoyable for the countless immigrants that will eventually fuck their every hole.

Employed in the UK? Great. Who benefits? If you’re lucky, a random man who hasn’t worked a day in his life takes a percentage of your income, now renders you coomless. He gets to bypass the pornosecurity every night. He gets the benefits of your kind and sweet labor that came from how many pounds sterling you made.

As an Englishman, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to wagecuck for no pussy or porn. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>213087869
I don't like women, so I don't have that problem, but I am very horny all the time. I'm not a faggot either, and I'm not into trannies or zoophilia.

But women are too fucking annoying to deal with, and I'm too poor for hookers.
This is a problem.

>>60627355
>that pic
>"your daughters should be attractive!"
OH NO NO NO

>get email subject line “where is my order???”
>open it, guy is freaking out that I haven’t marked an order he put in 8 hours ago as shipped
>check the order
>it’s an 80 cent chaff rare

>>212412531
*hits pipe*
he did good

>>508191037
>*hits pipe*