Thread 150677945

Joshua Patrick Allen

It's for the ratbirds to draft a real qb (white)

Ok yeah, I get why he's MVP

LOOP DOINKED THE EXTRA POINT

That was one of the greatest 4th quarters I've ever seen.

LMAO at Baltimore

Great job bills mafia. What a game

the ONLY

>>150677945 (OP)
White QB's are best QB's

Get fucked, niggers.

INSHALLAH THAT WIN WAS FOR IRYNA ZARUSKA

Baltimore is a shithole and deserves this loss. That is all.

>>150678003
That 4th quarter alone was more exciting than the entire NBA season including the playoffs will be.

That was amazing
I'm so happy football is back

White man superiority.

I originally had the AFCS as
Texans >>> Jags > Colts >>>>>>Titans

but after today, it's definitely
Colts > Jags >>>>>>>Texans >>>>>>>>>>Titans

That ending was Browns-esque. I guess in the End the Ravens are just a purple Browns.

this is fucking bullshit, the Bills (faggots) got ref help the entire game. Ravens annihilated them and it wasn’t even close.
>refbabies come out
>josh “the fraud” wins

easily a top 10 game OAT


immediate GOTY contender

>>150678062
>the refs made Derrick Henry fumble after he scored that huge TD to put them up 40-25

>>150678059
>purple Browns with two rings

which is more embarrassing, the ratbirds choking this game or doyers blowing the no hitter last night?

>>150678097
Oh man. Got to be the no hitter still. They had 2 outs in the 9th with a 3 run lead for fucks sake.

>>150678071
>Shootoutslop
>Top 10 game

>lose by 1 point in the playoffs
>lose by 1 point in the opener
How?

Go bills

10/10 script

this is why the NFL is officially an entertainment product and not a sport

guy on Baltimore sports radio is basically crying

what ever the bills are going to still lose to the chiefs

SCORIGAMI!!!!!!!!!

>>150678059
>Browns but purple
If being purple is all it takes to win 2 superbowls what's the deal with the vikings?

>>150678137
oalgo

SCORIGAMEROONI

>>150678123
Yes faggot
Scoring is fun

>>150678166
link to stream and phone number, lets get back to our roots

>41-40 is a scorigami
we did it!

>>150677945 (OP)
cooze status?

>>150678123
>40-25 with 5 minutes left
>less than 1% odds to win
>team trailing wins
Name 10 games that are better, then

What do we call this game? The Sunday Night Miracle? The Miracle At Highmark?

>>150678137
>white QB wins over the black QB
Trumps America baka

UNRELATED BUT SIMILAR TO TONIGHT'S EVENTS, it mustn't be understated that the kiwi known as Joe Flacco's Fu Manchu was RAPED in the sweltering New Orleans summer of '17 and had to get bussy reconstruction surgery to fix it. KWARB!

>happy for the bills and for the ratbirds choking
>remember my team plays the pissed off ratbords next week
.>we are going to get fucking annihilated, but it was worth it

>Steelers win and have a QB score 4+ TDs for the first time in 5+ years
>Baltipoor mindbroken after blowing a double digit 4th quarter lead
>Bengals look like shit barely beating a dumpster fire browns
What a nice way to start the season

>>150678097
Dodgers easily

>>150678186
two shit teams that will never will another Owl. Where I’m from we call that 2nd and 3rd place to the Chiefs

>>150678181
>he bought?
>DOOMP EET
>>150678186
I like the Highmark Comeback

Lamar makes ya seeth-ACK!

105.7 the fan on the audacy app

After watching this game I see why people shit on the NBA lol.

>>150678097
easily dodgers

this is what a real kicker looks like

Time to watch the paper!!

>Said no one ever

>>150678213
Ok thanks faggot

>>150678137
Queefs lost

>>150678221
Its nothing but memechucks, fouls, and commercials.

>>150678111
the hero we need

>>150678068
Holy Milky Mama

Hating Lamar is actually just racism. If you listen to him talk he's very based.

Football is so back, bros

looking like it should be an easy road to the Owl for my Bucsies :)

CONFIRMED BY NBC:

we have a SCORIGAMI!!!!

White QB Winter, and winter is coming for you stinky blacks.

Ohnononono

>>150678086
Browns also won championships in their early days, doesn't matter, it's only downhill from here.

Black QB bros how do we cope?

>>150678181
>thank you (((goodell)))
>name 10 games better!

>>150678250
This. People will shit on Lamar when Henry was the one that fumbled and the defense gave up 15 points in 5 minutes.

Reminder that the Ravens doinked a PAT

lamar jackson looks like a gorilla lol

>>150678221
FIBA and EuroLeague are so much better

I hate watching these Buffalo games. The worst camera angle in the league. They better fix this with the new stadium.

>>150678040
there's nothing exciting about flagball

>>150678266
With a rope. Attached to a tree

was that game the new kino
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!?

>>150678209
>yfw when the Browns win 31-13

>black qbs
ISHYGDDT

I miss Frank Ragnow.

the eagles won a fluke game last year, Mahomes was sick. After watching that garbage game between the Bills and Ravens you might as well crown the chiefs Super Bowl champions. Bills are a meme, again..

>>150678236
i can only assume the camera panned away when he took a long pull from a tallboy and drag of his cowboy killer

>>150678142
Those 2nd quarter ones aren't really a big deal

The Ravens kept acting like the game was over, yet it was only ever a 15 point lead.

>>150678268
>can't
Concession accepted

>>150678213
kek based chiefs chad fuck these poverty reddit losers

>>150678242
AI is getting good

winnings off tonight paid my rent for 2 month wtf do i even need a job for

I love these games cause the over sensitive monkeys will cry and seethe all day tomorrow
They already are having a meltdown

congrats on your week 1 super bowl faggots
back to work

To the faggot who tried to argue with me when I said Allen doesn't carry the entirety of the Bills
EAT MY WHOLE ASS

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!

Does Caleb Williams have more sex with women than Rodgers?

lol

His heroics took my likelihood of winning my fantasy matchup this week all the way from 30% to 92%. Thank you based white boy.

>>150678219
>GET'EM

>>150678290
Eagles would've been any of those teams, but the Bills and Ravens would've done much better than the Chiefs. But
*ahem*
The Eagles saved football.

>Tua sucks
Paying this clown was such a mistake. So many on this subreddit defend him constantly and it drives me nuts. The protection is bad but it’s no excuse.

Bengals-tier defensive performance there

>>150678303
why are philly fans so evil

Week 1 was... good this year?

>had the game on at work
>got off at 11:00
>score was 40-25
>this_game_is_over.avif
>arrive at home to check the score just now
I mean I was rooting for Buffalo but I wish I had caught the ending. I missed out on kino.

>>150678290
cope and seethe sanchez your mutt lost

>>150678068
nice one

Please ban the Kiwi and Bahama faggot from ever posting here again bunch of know nothing faggots shitting up the place

Besides the awesome feeling of winning, I want to say before I forget, Allen was amazing to watch. He's taken another step up. The ball went out of his hands shockingly fast on some of those throws, faster than ever. On top of that, some of the game IQ like gaming how far he can go inbounds and still get to the sideline before they have to blow it down, throwing it at that PI before you could see it from the stands, total command on a couple of those deeper throws, not hesitating at all the entire night. He's clearly a vet now. Arm still strong and plays like an old QB, fucking good stuff
Fucking incredible that we get him as QB

>>150678042
Me too bro

real new yorkers dgaf about the bills

>>150678253
nice win, packbro. good to see another winner in here

>>150678331
Learn2radio

>>150678331
You and 50% of the Bills >fans in the stadium that cleared out early in the 4th

2 choke artists QBs but I guess one of them had to win

>>150678336
I am a 2nd kiwi bills fan so i can balance it out

We hangin' coons tonight! Head Coon Hanger, Josh Allen will lead the way.

>>150678331
>buffalo fans brag about being so loyal
>meanwhile in reality they dip out of games at a moments notice
half that stadium was empty by the end of the game, buffalel fans confirmed fair weather

In the second quarter it was third and short and Colinsworth guaranteed Josh Allen would pass it or run it and he handed it off seconds later. Cris didn't even acknowledge he was wrong.

That Keon Coleman Jesus necklace on ESPN right now looks like it would be in a athlete Key n Peele sketch

>>150677945 (OP)
Baltipoor usually saves their choking for the playoffs. If their fraudulence containment system has failed and it’s leaking into the regular season, God help us all

>>150678327
Absolutely

>>150678086
That was the Ravens in their Otto Graham/Jim Brown era, now they're in their Bernie Kosar era.

>>150678042
>>150678344
if Dart had played, you pukes would be crying in your beers

>>150678246
>post that on your REAL account so I can downvote you and get you freaking banned you stupid racist
burn redditors alive

lots of good games today
tomorrow will be a stinker for sure

The Ravens are so good. They're consistently one of the few teams that can beat the Ravens every year

1. Allen
2. Lamar
3. Burrow
4. Hurts
5. Daniel Jones

>>150678272
>>150678338
Stop being contrarian and a curmudgeon. I promise it's so much better not living in a constant state of hate.

>>150678344
Me three

>>150678282
Nah, Browns-Steeler snow game is forever kino, this was just a meme game.

>>150677945 (OP)
couple good games today with an absolute banger to close it out, football is BACK

Raiders fan here, you can never count the bills out, Josh Allen is just too hard to put away

>people thinking Allen or lameme are mvps
Mahomes literally passes on those meaningless accolades every year. That’s why he has 3 rings and those sorry losers have ZERO. Lmao

>>150678296
Blame the retarded coach who hasn't done shit to seal games.

You got colonized you dumb nigger. Sold your daughters and Grandma into slavery. Your name is Toby now, you moon cricket.

>>150678391
you are reddit

>>150678382
>tomorrow will be a stinker for sure
2 tds and 5 ints between the two QBs

>>150678378
>Pixon Fart would've survived behind that o-line

>>150678331
sorry anon. i've missed a fair share of kino due to timezone differences and falling asleep despite my best efforts, but i'm so fucking happy i didn't go to sleep tonight after the ravens got to 40 and the bills punted on the next drive, i was really about to turn it off but something stopped me

KNEEL to BUFFALO GODS

>>150678389
The list of qbs you want to fuck your wife?

>>150678391
A MOTHER FRICKIN GOSH DARN SCORIGAMEROOSKIE?!?!?! OH MY FOOTBALL SOMEONE GET GOODELL OF THE PHONE

>>150678378
lol that wigger would be dead if he played behind the Giants O-line

This comeback is up there with the Colts coming back against the Buccs in 2003.

why does scorigami make 4channers so mad?

>>150678415
Yes

>>150678402
racism isn't funny

>>150678331
I missed most of last year's Divisional Round because I worked night shift security. It was the only thing about the schedule that I hated

Laugh at this greasy nigger. Christ dude, you look as dirty as a Pajeet.

Those who turned off the TV in the game thread I remember who you are.

>>150678142
>10-0
really reaching here

>>150678420
i honestly have no idea

There's no serious way Nick Wright has Mahomes at the top of his Mountain, he shouldn't even be top 5.

>>150678420
It activates their melanin

>>150678420
Election tourists and alphalets think it's cool to just hate everything that has an ounce of whimsy to it.

looks like another win for team analytics.

Just a few thoughts about my birdies
- Offense leaned way too much on casual running when a few pass plays were necessary which led to a few too many 3 and outs
- Pass defense doesn’t even try to contest catches. They’re always there for the tackle but not once was a defender in front of a receiver. And of course the one interception is from Hamilton during an irrelevant play.
- Harbaugh tried to wind the game down too early in both halves which led the Billsissies scoring both times
Lost last game for being too aggressive and lost this game for being not aggressive enough. Not worried though. Ricard and Likely weren’t in the game and the Ravens have a high improvement ceiling. Sucks for the Browns next week who are going to get the raping.

>>150678425
I laughed at that so you’re wrong.

tomorrows games between a couple of shitters, so now that the dust of week 1 has settled, what are your power rankings?

>>150678389
herbert instead of burrow and rodgers instead of bussy push man

>>150678420
It's silly irrelevant redditor bait

>>150678414
homuGODS.... i kneel.....

Hating Lamar is a sign of high intelligence.

What does this mean?

What is Derrick Henry feeling right now?

>>150678425
it's literally one of the oldest and most lindy forms of humor ever, so yeah, I'm thinking it's really fucking funny

eternal kiwiNIGGER death

>>150678290
>HE HAD DA FLUUUUUUU N SHIET

>>150678458
that he shouldn't have cut off that turd he wears

what was going through his head?

>lameme ravens wither when the moment is too big yet again
Tale as old as time. Flaccie would never

>>150678456
it means the baltimurder gayshits choked again

He looks like a down syndrome nigger. He waving to a dancing watermelon cause he has a dumb nigger mind who can't distinguish between reality and imagination.

Of all the games I'm inclined to say the most impressive was Chargers over Chiefs and Packers over Lions. Which one was more impressive? Which one was more meaningful?
Do you think any other game actually was more important? Bills over Ravens? Bucs over Falcons?

>>150678389
where is JJ McCarthy?

>>150678466
Uhhhhhhhhhh

>>150678456
the chances of baltimore winning were very high until a few key plays in the fourth quarter

>>150678460
unironic cringe racism is the 4chan version of reddit basedboys

>>150678448
>bunch of shitters
The winner of the NFCN this year plays the bears tomorrow though

>>150678466
>muh fuh bixx nood
>sheeeeeit

>both defenses giving up 40
neither team are real contenders desu

>>150678464
seething
can't wait for us to win our 5th ring and make y'all seethe again

>The end is inevitable, Josh.
>Your kind is headed for extinction.
>Maybe so, sir.
>But not today.

>>150678389
replace Burrow with Herbert. Penix at 6 btw

>>150678389
>Indiana Jones any lower than #2
I don’t think you fully grasp the magnitude of the football renaissance you’re about to witness this season

>>150678473
Minnesota? Maybe Chicago.

>>150678476
sorry your bvll lost buddy

>>150678466
Chicken, watermelon, menthol cigarettes, child support, section 8 housing vouchers, gold teeth, malt liquor. The usual black thoughts.

>>150678389
>no jj mccarthy

>>150678466
>gee i sure hope that we can turn this game around and achieve a victorious outcome

>>150678476
>these two things that are the exact opposite are actually the same

yeah sure faggot, whatever you say

>>150678181
Statistically a comeback like this happens every 6 weeks

>>150678476
>Saying nigger makes you just like Reddit
Nice try but seriously go back.

>>150678464
cope, retard.
>3 rings> 0 rings

Tomorrow marks the debut of the NFL's next GOAT, the true successor to Brady and Montana's legacy

>>150678466
pusy pusy pusy overweight white women sheeeeeit

Bros, how did Shedeur Sanders perform in his first game today!?

Was that the game of the year?

>>150678466
>ayo this joint cold as hell and too loud no one can hear the mixtape I’m blasting on my iphone cuh

>>150678508
Lol

Ravenschads don’t fret. Getting the choking out of the way early is for the best. The last thing we need is a win streak followed by a ridiculous flop and not enough time for improvement.

>>150678476
Is your reddit username "eldritchlesbian"?

Dude the ravens lost haha!
I'm racist lmao!!!!

>>150678476
shut up nigger

>>150678499
Ever heard of horseshoe theory, dumbass?

>>150678520
How can you read my thoughts?

>>150678511
no thats tomorrow when we get to see JJ Brady play

>>150678506
He debuted against Brady and won. Purdgoat will win the owl this year

>>150678520
brother!

>>150678445
>Browns next week who are going to get the raping.
sigh.... I'll get the lube...

>>150678511
Game of the Century. An honorable QB who plays with dignity and integrity, versus, some ghetto, dirty black man.

>>150678503
kiss my cock

>>150678520
seethe and dial 8

>>150678506
sleep tight

>>150678520
literally me

>>150678522
theories are reddit

You guys see that football game

>>150678540
dear god i hope he's playing...

>>150678522
I have it’s just not applicable in this instance you little rat fuck.

there's still time to apologize to Caleb

>>150678466
>dihh bihh beta not sit 'front me on da trayne mayne

>>150678516
>out of the way early
Oh my sweet summer child, the choking hasn’t even begun

>>150678445
Got cocky and thought they had the game in the bag already. Typical african behavior.

wow, these delightful bills fans just gave me a cake to try :3

>>150678540
>questionable, has only practiced like once all summer
Jefferson is going to cook him all day

>>150678511
watch more sports

>4th and 3
>1st down wins the game
>a FG loses the game for you
Why the fuck did they punt?

Joshua Patrick Allen genuinely, honestly, truly, and unironically just needs more help.

>dolphins lost
>jets lost
>patriots lost
bills won

chorgers won
donkeys won
Raiders won
>chiefs lost

>>150678522
>horseshoe theory
>racists are the same as people who hate racists

just stop, retard nigger

>>150678547
No, I have better things to do with my life than watch sports.

what a comebackigami!!

>>150678564
(((Analytics))) told them Josh had a lower chance of getting to field goal range than they did of getting 3 yards

>>150678520
Damn straight, go back to r/nfl if you don’t like it.

1. Allen
2. Lamar
3. Burrow
4. Hurts
5. Herbert

>>150678575
>4th

>Defense makes one play
>Allen delivers and Bills win
Wow it’s that easy.

>>150678553
I think you're the rat fuck here, shitwad, because your brain is too simple to see how those two groups represent the opposite ends of a spectrum that loops upon itself. I feel sorry your parents had to raise your clearly mentally-disabled self.

>>150678209
Last year week 1 the Ravens played the team (chiefs) that knocked them out in the playoffs the previous year and lost in heartbreaking fashion at the end. They then lost to the lowly raiders in week 2 so I would say you have a chance

>>150678445
don't rape my browns..please.

>>150678564
My point exactly

John Harbaugh's in game decision making gas consistently fucked us over for YEARS

>>150678585
the disrespect to rattleGOD

reminder that if buffalo had one talented reciever he puts up 1800 yards and 20td this season

lamar sure loses a lot of games where he has the superior roster and coaching staff

So many Queef melties over the past 3 days lmao
Your reffie and mutt world order is collapsing and it's beautiful

should i go to bed or jerk my 4.8 incher with 2 fingers real quick

>>150678209
we would get annihilated no matter what

>>150678585
alright I think Mahomes is better than Hurts as a pure QB, Burrow has games where he does literally nothing too (like today). I'd go
>1. Allen
>2. Lamar
>3. Herbert
>4. Mahomes

>>150678596
cringe

>>150678601
Well, uh, he's like THE 31st best QB in the league.

>>150678181
>less than 1% odds

How many fucking games have we seen where the team that had a "less than 1%" chance ended up winning. By definition it should occur about 2 times per year but it seems to happen like once a month.

These win probability calculations aren't exactly pseudoscience but they're a kind of false specificity. And it's all because people have to quantify everything because it adds and air of scientific validity to otherwise banal statements of obvious facts. If you just say a team that's losing by 16 points in the 4th quarter is probably going to lose you don't seem smarter than anyone else but say they have a 99% probability then holy shit bro you must be a astrophysicist or something because you did, like long division or something.

It pisses me off that people pretend this is some hyper-specific predictive insight and not just slapping a number on something. It's descriptive, not predictive.

Saquon wouldn't have fumbled there

>>150678564
they're practically guaranteed to lose if they don't get it vs relying on the defense to get a stop before they gain 50 yards

>>150678606
jork it

>>150678561
Jaylon got Ocho Cinco tickets to the game. He's playing and he will dominate. DA is finally letting him shadow and play press m2m.

>>150678612
#32 would be Tua right?

>>150678612
that's like being the 1st times 3

>>150678594
>makes shit up because he doesn’t like seeing the word nigger so he tries to call it Reddit behavior
KWAB

>>150678564
football is the easiest game to rig

>>150678611
truly

>>150678619
Him or Bryce Young.

>>150678604
Superior coaching staff would have gone for it on 4th and 3

feels good to be 1-0

Punting at the end was fucking retarded. Why would you trust your defense that let the bills score 38 points over your offense that scored 40?

>>150678619
there are backups better than Tua

>>150678565
trvke
this defense will unfortunately fuck him over in the postseason

What a fucking game. The wife and I are the biggest fans

So if the season ended today, who's in the playoffs?

LVP

yeah im thinking mr allen is gonna get his wife pregnant tonight

>>150678596
based and FUNNY

Berds

>>150678573
BASEDASAURUS REX

>>150678641
Left baby is clearly White.

that was good

>>150678642
my reffies :)

>>150678653
based

We got game of the year in week 1

>>150678618
>1 on 1ing jefferson
Thats a recipe for disaster lmfao

>>150678658
Historical.

>>150678653
why did they steal their name and logo from a better sport?

>>150678638
Have you not heard Ravens fans complain about John Harbaugh's in game decision making for years? He always fucks us like this. I've wanted him gone for years. So fucking tired of his shit

>>150678573
>flag football scholarship

>>150678642
Colts
Chargers
Bills
Bengals
Broncos
Raiders
Steelers


Packers
Redskins
Bucs
Nanners
Cards
Iggles
Rams

>>150678675
what part of baltimore are you from?

>>150678675
Bitch nigger, your rat birds ain't gonna win anything ever with a dumb low IQ nigger

Such a kino fucking game by Joshy bros.
That nasty end of the 2nd quarter drive to put 3 on the board was unreal.
Crazy that something elite like that is overshadowed by the rest of the comeback.

>>150678684
Flaccie's Pizza and Pub

>>150678683
Swap out the bungles for the Chiefs and the AFC is set. Raiders have a real coach and a real roster for the first time in ages. They can sneak into a wildcard, but their division is a fucking killer.

>>150678675
KWABOTY

the craziest part is baltimore can easily call silent cadence plays because everyone on the ravens know the timing of a fire alarm chirp. and they still lost.

Josh Allen is literally Superman.

>>150678428
>>150678402
>>150678466
>>150678470
Hating Lamar Jackson is brown coded

>>150678700
>queefs

>Bills miss 3 fucking 2pt conversions
>Ravens miss one extra point
>lose
In fuckin credible

>>150678706
>ight bix noods, we finna snap da ball on da second hallway chirp muhfuggas

>>150678565
yes. it is time to fire sean mcterrorist.
>be defensive HC
>cant have a good defensive unit
inb4
>but they were ranked 10 ten for the past 5 years
paper tigers. they beat up on shitters like tua and whoever the patriots trot out then lose to any competent football team in the playoffs. fraudulent defense and thats why statnerds dont know ball.

>>150678706
That’s extremely racist and I hope you get put on a watchlist, fuck you.

>>150678700
>all four AFCW teams make the playoffs
Would be spicy

>>150678716
That's what they get for cutting the GOAT

>>150678700
>Entire AFCW makes the playoffs
>Possibility of the divisional round being the AFCW open
I hate all the rest of them too much to want this to happen, but it would be cool.

>>150678565
Ravens beat themselves. Defense is actual fucking garbage. I don't care if its Henry, that was pathetic blocking.

Glad I stood up late for that game. Gonna go kiss my GF and her bull a goodnight then head to bed.

GO CHIEFS!

>>150678728
Nope, retard. The refs handed that game to the bills

>>150678717
>fire
kek

>>150678728
>Ravens beat themselves
no sir, Joshua MVP Allen beat the ravens

>>150678720
Watch deez nutz homo

>>150678675
not sure what flag that is but its cucked by the union jack just like your national identity will always be, just like the ravens will always be cucked by having faggot fans like you

captcha: KYSJEW

>>150678476
this really got the trannies boiling kek

>>150678363
it was 11pm on a sunday night. people have work, kiddo

>Dodgers had a 99.6% chance of winning before Jackson Holliday’s home run last night
>Ravens had a 99.1% chance of winning the very next night
maybe ESPN just sucks at analytics

The Ravens and Bills defense are both trash
That'll be the game of the year, but neither of these teams is a contender if that showed anything. There's like 4 NFC teams that would thrash them in the owl

>>150678750
Analytics have always been a meme.

>>150678735
the refs didn't make Henry fumble thobeit

>>150678756
>defense trash
That's the Queefs, worse than both of them combined without Jones kek

Why are you all like this?

>>150678756
The Ravens defense was dogshit to start the year last season too, I think it's a scheme issue

>St. Louis Cardinals
11 World Series titles (2nd-most in MLB, only behind the New York Yankees)
19 National League pennants
Historic, highly successful baseball team with 11 championships, iconic players, and a deep tradition
>Arizona Cardinals
2 NFL Championships (1925, 1947 — before the Super Bowl era)
1 Super Bowl appearance (2008 season, lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers)
Longest championship drought of any NFL team
One of the oldest pro football franchises, but historically less successful; still a beloved team with memorable moments and fan-favorite stars

>>150678764
That gay reretardoesn't know how to read lol

my power was out for over 3 hours. it just turned back on. thanks for the company bros

BILLS BILLS BILLS

Shit games, shit teams. Who’s ready to watch my bears curbstomp the Viqueens?

Rams are in the win column to open the season

>>150678779
i know i am

>>150678779
The Kangz are winning by 3 scores
Greenard is going to feast on the 1 on 1s he gets against Jones.

>>150678658
DUDE ADVANCED STATS

>>150678573
mid

>>150678770
Nobody thinks about the Cardinals bro

>>150678785
The only team in the NFCW without a win is the Shitcocks which is doubly embarrassing because the 49ers were desperately trying to lose that game.

raiders

>>150678790
shut up retard, I hope a group of niggers breaks into your home and steals your TV. The only thing Minnesota is catching is AIDS under Tim Waltz

I love seeing Lamar lose

>Joe flacco won a ring
>Lamar Jackson praised as one of the best ever
>Likely won't win a ring
Really makes you think

>every prime time game has been a banger so far
watch MNF suck ass

Berds

New Harbaugh stat just dropped. Given this is a post Lamar trend I think it’s just Harbs has been conditioned to be very defensive minded pre Lamar and isn’t used to being reliant on offense. The punt decision makes sense if this is 15 years ago.

>>150678803
Shouldn't you be taking an Uber to the hospital after being stabbed in chimpcongo?

>>150678764
These cowards fear the future

>>150678353
Bills fans did not clear put early. It wasn't cold enough yet

>>150678785
Imagine living in LA lmfao

So what we've learned its chargers packers for the owl

>>150678795
I do

Faaaaaaaart

>>150678236
unfathomably based, i can never hate this legend

>>150678817
Minnesota is literally hoisting the Somalian flag lmfao. Flyover shithole

>>150678097
It’s actually the dodgers that faggot putting in zero effort to save the no hitter lives rent free in my head

Just got back from the Bills watch party hope Lame-ar Jackson shits out his whole lower intestine in anger tonight, bitch ass.

>>150678817
minnesomalia quite literally has more niggers and violent crime than chicago at this point.
go fap to your faggot cheerleaders and head to bed, you have middle school at 7 tomorrow.

>>150678823
>t. Welfare recipient from landlocked methhole

>>150678826
>chargers
>playoff success
Is it your first year watching football?

Lamar Jackson is still a better qb than Patrick mahomo

the bears are making the playoffs this year. they shaped up to be a dark horse to win it all. they have plenty of offensive weapons and have a first overall pick qb. they only bolstered theyre lines and secondary with this years picks. caleb hopefully just had growing pains rookie season and will be more prepared this time. it really comes down to if caleb can be an ok qb. they have a shot

C.J. Stroud says Texans were 'lollygagging' this whole week

>>150678414
>>150678454
Das Right

can't believe we have to watch two bottom feeders play tomorrow night

>>150678846
No but that's why they win this year

>>150678843
I found Caleb Williams' boyfriend

>>150678843
>>150678835
Here let me use a language you understand in your chimp infested shithole
Ooh ooh ooh oooga eee eee ooh ooook oook

>>150678844
>t. spic living in a ghetto

now i have to listen to midwesterners gas up the packers all fucking season, thanks jerry.

>>150678718
Yeah McDermott got away with it but I hated his fucking coaching in this game
>didn't make the most obvious challenge of the season on that Allen slide and ended up losing possession which nearly cost them the game
>keeps calling runs up the middle in short yardage even if they get stuffed every fucking time (did the same shit in the AFCCG)
>defensive coach whose defense once again looked completely overmatched by a good offense.

When's the last time Buffalo's defense came through for them in the playoffs? When's the last time they had a great gameplan on either side? Allen is propping up this entire franchise

>>150678221
Players are way more likeable too. All nba fags are AAU nepo babies who spend fake injuries to not play

The most shocking thing about the bills game was finding out Matt praters still kicking

>>150678137
Get fucked faggot. You weren’t here until two years ago. And fuck your whore

>>150678843
I really hope Minnesota didn't bring this cheerleader, gayleb won't be able to resist sucking his cock if they did

>>150678858
>chimp infested shithole
>lives in Minnesomalia
Fucking KEK

>>150678850
You might be right with how dog shit the Lions were. Maybe Ben Johnson was the brains of the operation.

>>150678856
No matter how good the chargers look early, they will always find a way to ruin everything. That’s who they are. I’m not worried about the chargers at all

raiders won

>>150678865
the packers have been gassed up for 30 years at this point

>>150678843
The new Viking cheerleader literally Tom Brady

>>150678850
The bears, like the lions, won't make the playoffs. Tomorrow is when they will get horribly embarrassed

bills mafia is bitchmade

>>150678278
I love watching these Buffalo games. The best camera angle in the league. They better keep this with the new stadium.

The Ravens outplayed the Bills pretty much across the board. That's a really bad choke. Guessing the Stoolers and Bungles fans were loving it tho.

>>150678877
Our hearts. For the first time in 20 years it feels like the raiders have a real football team.

>>150678866
Last time was the interception on Lamar at the red zone years ago but lamar himself infamously get shut down in playoff, even by average defense

>>150678876
Even the logo is chargers coded

I love football.

>>150678873
>Minnesota: 79% white
>Illinois: 58% white

>>150678873
Only poors live next to niggers in Minnesota

>>150678777
spooky skelly trips

>>150678882
kek

>>150678884
There is nothing special, unique, or intimidating about your stadium

>>150678892
based

>>150678884
I am “he”

Browns have the chance to do the big funny next week

>>150678884
>he thinks gayleb is winning at soldier field

alright alright cool it with the racism in here this isn't pol

>>150678904
spoken like a domebitch

>>150678904
Crazy shit happens in the windy city

>>150678897
>rainbow logo
I guess the 49ers are going to the owl

It's late, post an image that accurately describes how your team did today.

I'll start:
>Browns

>>150678913
Nigga, it’s September.

Idk about tomorrow but I do know the lions are getting beat by the bears next week

>>150678913
Isn't your stadium such a shithole that you're literally switching to a dome in 2 years? Lmfao

>>150678389
Lamar is not top 5

>>150678917
>49ers

CJ Stroud
Bryce Young
Jordan Love

All had pick 6s called back by officials in week 1

As bad as black qb play was this week, the stats don't even accurately reflect it.

>>150678815
>secondary advanced analytics
this is why I keep the volume off and only watch the action now

>>150678916
The pink and red represent the LA fires. The yellow and blue represents the chargers over the green and yellow which represents the packers. Screenshot this for when we are in February and I go lol told you.

>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW
>chiefs bottom of the AFCW

My Ninies won :)

there is no way i'm seeing bearscucks get uppity lmao

>>150678927
He really is though even though hes a nig.

>>150678904
Soldier Field is unique because rookie QBs always win there

>>150678888
Witnessed

>>150678935
They do this every year.
They'll vanish after they go 0-2 in the division

>>150678911
with Benny Dynasty calling his plays, a plethora of weapons and brand new OL?
*funky 70s blaxploitation music plays*
Yeah, I'm thinking it's MVP breakout season time

All of us are piece of shit and the world would be a better place if we all died. Our families would be much happier, they don't love us no matter how much you lie to yourselves.

>>150678852
He was gagging on this bussy

I’m surprised Allen’s 251 yards in a quarter isn’t the record turns out Brady has 252

>>150678939
Idk man I have a feeling that the Bears are gonna win tomorrow.

>>150678931
You retards were saying the colors for Superbowl 58 proved a Niners-Ravens matchup and that never happened.

>>150678936
Top 5 QBs are clutch. Lamar is not. He crumbles in clutch moments.

>>150678941
Ben Johnson won't be able to fix Caleb being a coward and holding the ball too long.
You also have a dogshit left tackle that nearly lost a camp battle to rookie backup tackles

>>150678720
Personally I don't think it was racist enough

>>150678935
You don't have Kirk to meme your way into a 14 win 1 and done season anymore Vicuck

>>150678947
his reign of terror over buffalo really is everlasting kek

>>150678942
Go to bed bro.

>>150678949
0 chance

>>150678942
If our families don't love us why would we care about their happiness? Checkmate atheists.

>>150678937
that's because they're playing the bears

>>150678917
>Niners
>Aiyuk is kill
>Jennnings is kill
>Kittle is kill
>McCaffrey might be ok or will forced into retirement any minute now
>Purdy forced to just start memechucking it out of desperation
>win the game anyway when backup TE no one knew existed yanks a surefire INT out of a defender's hands

>>150678942
that's true but this is the wrong thread, we're worshipping Josh Allen right now

Seahawks are the Chiefs of the west

>>150678957
No didn't you get the memo, now you're supposed to act like Darnold was who carried the Vikings. You know since Kirk is already a benched backup QB without KOC and Justin Jefferson, and while Darnold's 1st game without them was awful he hasn't been benched yet.

>breathes in
lmao

>minnesota is allowed to be a white state with a white qb but they had to add gay twink cheerleaders
the jews drive a hard bargain to keep everyone subverted

>>150678973
0-2 next week

>>150678963
This is why Vikings fans get burnt so often.

>>150678975
oh and the jews will have false flag "antisemite" church shooters who will claim to "hate jews" and then drive past a synagogue and a jewish politican to shoot up a catholic school

>>150678971
No the Chiefs actually have a good quarterback.

I just got a football tattooed on the head of my penis

russ is getting benched, right?

Bears fans acted this way 2 years ago right before Jordan Love absolutely torched them, even while he was still a really shitty QB

>>150678973
>>150678978
enjoy it while it lasts, retards. Chiefs are about to put your flyover towns back in the L column

>>150678975
Inshallah

>choofs fans btfo'd into MIA status three days straight
how long before we see another ravens poster, frens?

>>150678991
>Missouri and Kansas aren't flyover states
lolmao

>>150678949
>>150678963
>>150678979
script is to have vikings win for the twink cheerleaders

>>150678985
true and the seahawks showed some capability in defending the pass

>>150678987
Hopefully they start Jameis. The NFL is better with crablegs throwing the ball.

Maybe I was too hard on Brandon Stephens

Josh Allen's performance was overrated

>>150678986
thanks for the info coach gruden

>>150678996
he's a spic in california or texas, the vast majority of chiefs fans online are brownoids

>>150678991
Sanchez, the team you root for plays in the most flyover of flyover states.

>>150678996
not anymore, faggot. Mahomes has literally made Kansas City one of the most popular tourist destinations in the US.

>>150678991
>so mad he forgets he lives in the middle of nowhere
wow the seethe is real

>>150679010
Raiders and cowboys fans are beaners. Chiefs fans are from the Midwest and are white

>>150678998
No. If they didn't get the script with George Floyd then they aren't getting anything.

Alejandro Chikaner

>>150679007
my favorite part was when cris collinsworth sucked off allen for the massive play Cook pulled off like hurts doesn't do that every other drive

>>150679010
Most of our Mexicans are raiders and niners fans actually

>>150678097
dodgers were one out away from a no hitter

>>150679020
You aren't from the Midwest nor are you white.

>>150679004
Jameis loves slinging the ball, doesn't really give a fuck who catches it though

Might start supporting the Bills lads.

>>150679016
>someone posts the afcw standings and brownoid chimps out to the point of making claims more ridiculous than inventing the question mark
based brownoid dancing for our entertainment

>>150679020
Africa sure does have a lot of Chief Superbowl Winner T shirts

>>150678934
I'm not looking forward to
>Pearsall as literally the only viable WR
>CMC exploding after taking 90 combined targets and rushes
>hero ball assclenching
>Jake Moody
But a win is a win. The defense looks legit outside of the safety room, this was undoubtedly a loss if Sorenson or Wilks were coaching

>>150678137
>Palestinian flag
I thought that was the UAE flag?

Precious medals kek

When we got Jaire I assumed he would be a top talent for 4 weeks before blowing his knee out again but he might as well be another Brandon Stephens or Marcus Williams.

>>150679037
He still gives the Giants a better chance to win than Wilson. It's time to let the dragons fly.

>>150679016
I've never met a single human being that's vacationed to Kansas City and I've lived in 7 different states since Mahomes came into the NFL.

>>150679031
did he finally move on from mahomies shaft?

>>150678062
...You being serious? Speaking as an impartial third party from DUUUVAL, the refs did everything they could to hand the Ravens the win. Ed Oliver is the KINGSLAYER, fucking cry about it.

>>150678991
>someone from Missouri just called Denver, Vegas, and fucking Los Angeles "flyover towns"
I really have seen it all. Wait, you're a Chiefs fan, you've never even been to Missouri. Never mind.

>>150679040
Fuck yeah. Welcome!!

>>150679040
they're easy to root for as a side hoe, because you know what's gonna happen every year and they're fun to watch

>>150679056
It depends on who's playing. Mahomes > Allen > Lamar > everyone else is how his priority works

>>150679052
>fuck it I'm going deep

>>150679016
>mahomes doing anything
>not the PR team of one of the most overshilled pop singers in recent history

>>150679056
I can't remember, I'm sure he'll get all hot and wet again the next time he covers one of their games

>>150679040
Well it'll keep your January-March mostly free.

>>150679016
You're brown

Patrick Mahomes has three super bowl rings. How many does josh allen and lamar jackson have?

>>150679064
*Mahomes > Allen > Lamar > Penix > everyone else

>>150679072
>cowboys arc
It really is over isn't it

>>150679072
1*
2 of them due to reffie magic

>>150679020
nice try sanchez
we all know you're brown and identify with mutthomes you beaner
>>150679034
only the boomers, all the zoomers are bandwagoners and on that mutt identity wave (all hispanics are racemixed after all)

>>150679072
>remember when we weren't undisputed bottom of the AFCW
>hey guys, remember?
>h-hey
>guys?
>remember??

>>150679079
You’re not white, Alejandro

It's a good thing that the Chiefs aren't going to make the playoffs because that way the NFL can have Kelce get married to Taylor Swift during the superbowl halftime show. Imagine the ratings.

>>150679075
>"LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS HANDS"
>*fumbles*

>>150679066
he's brown like you, retarded /mlb/spic

>>150679088
Penix was huge today but Yung Ho let him down

>>150679092
You’re not white, Alejandro

>>150679093
>AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY

>>150679092
I stole that gif from someone on /pol/

I'm 100% anglosaxon and I live in god's country

>i'm brown so he is too
kek spics really are a retarded mongrel rape baby race

also funny how spics seethe about tay tay because she's white

>>150679102
Alejandro Chikaner is a retarded 25 year old zoomer

Reminder Kansas City is a world cup host city, we're a global city. Any city that isn't hosting the world cup is a flyover shithole

>>150679102
>signature /mlb/ spic autist bear
>/pol/
nice try paco

Has a team ever had their window slam shut as fast and as brutally as the Lions? At first I had them going 10-7 and still making the playoffs but that was just a pathetic performance and they have a nightmare of a schedule.
>playing ravens, chiefs, commanders, eagles, and rams on the road

What NFL team has the most Indian fans
Bengals?

>>150679065
>Nabers down there somewhere
>Nabers: Who the hell is he throwing it to?

Do not reply to chikaner

>>150679118
This was going to happen one way or another after losing both of their coordinators
Ryan Gosling's getting old too

>>150679120
Cowboys have the most fans, so probably them

Kek he is seething really hard today. He hates being called out by his real name

>>150679110
idk who that is
>>150679117
>so butthurt by random poster you seethe at random memes
I don't like baseball and my region doesn't have any MLB teams nearby

>>150679133
>i'm a spic so he is too
you'll always be a retarded brown shitskin and i'll always be white

>>150679138
Alejandro, you still have your Spanish keyboard?>>150679083

spics are mad because spicball has been rendered irrelevant until the playoffs thanks to the based white man's sport of the NFL

>>150679120
I don't know, what's Canada's favorite team?

What's wrong with baseball

We're all in here
>>150670281
>>150670281
>>150670281

>>150679148
it and /mlb/ are infested with spics desperate to get revenge on white people like us

>>150678585
>3. Burrow
Fuck off. This meme is stale and week 1 proved it

>>150678756
Keep in mind that its week 1 and those were probably 2 of the best offenses, too