Thread 213083235

mother peahen

phwoar

good breaddingtonberg diss

fink may settle in for amudda 35 whilst inspectin the backlogs

inspite of the seminal kafkaisms

British niggas about to get thanosed

Rape me
Rape me, my friend
Rape me
Rape me again

>>213083271
FOA

>>213083271
wth is thanosed

oh yeah there is another Pokemon between taillow and swellow (hadnt checked yet)
I will just wait a bit longer, like I had to do anyway. want to get them all done in one go

ronke

>>213083314
corr

propa goos kittingtonshire diss one

>>213083314
haha look at that goofy bastard

drunk and high last night the leader astrolo was like, "a man of your stature has no business being so cocky!" and then he lost. really makes u think about who hes talking about

>>213083314
he's mad look at him

mental that tomorrow /brit/ is just going to be Australians

youll be defeated into the ground!

>>213083344
haha yep... just australians..

>>213083344
not true
/brit/ will live forever
my british boys will always be here

actually rock-normal would go hard. only because rock beats ground... even stornjourner (the OP Pokemon)

>>213083344
wonder how long it will take us to change the name to /aus/
considering we've still got the union jack on our flag, probably never will

catberg got into a fight with a neighbour cat

>>213083362
mental how if /brit/ dies today at midnight I wouldve been right. you never did get liked. you never broke through - you shouldve given up when I told you to. it didnt work out

thats 70 taillow candies then
be right back I have a duty to do (as gym leader)

>>213083376
who won?

>>213083392
ok hurry back

I hate it when I work really hard at a Pokemon and catch loads of them, just for an event to start (for that Pokemon) as I am about to evolve my breakthrough Pokemon, those on the checklist for what Pokemon every trainer has or should have (dragonite, metagross). sort of robs it from me and makes me out to be a fool

not sure why every single white british person hasn't moved here yet

Tyranitar,

>>213083410
I'm an unemployed wastrel

>>213083429
that makes two of us

corrupt metagross, corrupt gyarados
after that, primal groundon. before (years ago apparently), was, corrupt macachamp

>>213083410
look at my cat

wish my dad hadn't died when i was young so i could've had a stepmother to knob

well down in Bristaal dem haf no pistaal
but dem chase dem Babylon away

>>213083410
yeah if you have a degree or a useful job you could go anywhere, but they stay here and complain they are "nicolas 30 ans" or whatever

mew, metwoo
that Pokemon with rend (the ability "rend")

>>213083445
what he's doing

got a date with a huge chebbed lass tomorrow night

>>213083461
laying
staring
plotting

got the drive to lift these incel weights but my body is too weak

caught 2x dragon Pokemon (the same Pokemon), twice. two Pokemon in a row (for stardust!) twice in a row. bigly

>>213083447
Mine left my mom then remarried and then killed himself but my stepmom of 3 months was chopped anyways

Alcohol lowers inhibition

I am watching a youtube video about naturalized Japanese citizens and there is a British guy that became Japanese and he says he hates how political the UK is

lowers inhibition of the bad thing that comes when you say you will go do something or wake up, not go back to sleep. inhibition of inhibitory effects which make you not do the things. and for me it is also very dangerous (my T is down abdominal)

adbominal abominable ok
yeah
SEND.

and also by the way on top of my abdominal muscles I have gained sort of two little nodules where the muscles wraps down into where the abdomen is

Why do I look 10x better late at night
Am I just deluded because im tired

Right well I'll probably forget to post later tonight when I get back from toil and we'll be banned by tomorrow so just wanted to say I barely enjoyed posting here and it was more out of habit more than anything also I hope nothing but the worst things on all dogshit yank posters and I can only remain happy knowing they will be too lazy to keep showing up here after probably a week or so

>>213083530
haha alri

actually I want to go out now and hang upside down on the monkey bars

why is everyone in /brit/ gay?

>>213083526
can I see

>>213083542
/brit/ lowers inhibition

if it was a-rainin' virgins, i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof

alcohol increases
spinal fluid acetylcholine
>>213083551
OK!
later

>>213083542
/brit/ is a happy go lucky town

reckon that in like 15-20 years time it'll be illegal to leave the UK

no chemistry

ooh banana

>>213083574
good, fuck off we're full

going to makea chicken sandwich wish i had some mayo

ooh obamna

me own son, a postapocalyptic ninja follower of Jimmy Saville!

why are we not banned by sir kier starmer yet?

kind of mentle how it was more socially acceptable to make jokes about 9/11 more recently after it had happened than it is now 24 years later

corr finkin' may hairfta esconbodiate the perturbationburger

>>213083636
god sick of his face

"adhd medication"

>>213083445
phwoar

decent-arsed kittington diss one

breddy gucci

every single european girl I've met here has said they feel way safer here than in europe

Friend actively fuels conflicts even when it does not benefit him

>>213083690
what about all the backpacker murderers we have running up and down the pacific motorway?

White people fucking love vinegar

so are you gonna let this white thug rape on it

in the garden burning plastic and spraying aerosol cans in the air

What do I do when I meet people and they try to find out more about me but I have no anecdotes or stories or personality or jokes because I’ve spent the last decade and a half on 4chan all day

I dont think a single person in Europe would scare or intimidate me. Very soft and effeminate people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
Imagine these being your local coloureds instead of wog stabbers and paki rape gangs

>>213083721
yip
my pappy used to drink red wine vinegar

>>213083779
So this is racismlad

>>213083779
it's very funny that rorke thinks the average australian interacts with aboriginal people on a daily basis

>>213083835
It's not that funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpxTCuc6kFc
monkey teaches human to crush leaves
hustlers must watch

>>213083779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAETTHuF0aA
yeah they seem like fantastic people

>>213083843
yes it is

24/7 today

>>213083849
that boong lady looked like one of them voodoo dolls

>>213083849
happens when the australians hunt you for sport and get paid to breed you out and get turned into a sidelined servant caste then dumped into shitholes and then have even your booze taken away

I'm a rorke myself but can't bring myself to hate aboriginals they're a part of this country simple as

>>213083874
all day

Gn brit

had a dream that it was 1993 and was walking around the supermarket with my brother saying "remember these?? haha"

In 408, the Emperor Honorius of the Western Empire and the Emperor Flavius Arcadius of the Eastern Empire came together and ordered all Temple sculptures destroyed or confiscated. Private ownership of the statues was outlawed. The local bishops led new book-burning persecutions, and any judges showing pity for Gentiles were also persecuted. In Alexandria, a few days before the Judaeo-Christian festival of Pascha-Easter, bishop Cyrillis ordered the mob to attack and hack down the beautiful Neoplatonist philosopher Hypatia. The Christians paraded pieces of her body through the city and burnt them together with her books at a place called Cynaron. A fresh persecution started, and all Hellenic priests in North Africa were crucified or burnt alive.

In 416, the inquisitor Hypatius, “The Sword of God,” exterminated the last Gentiles of Bithynia. In Constantinople, all non-Christian army officers, public employees, and judges were dismissed. In 423, Emperor Theodosius II declared that all Gentile religion was nothing more than “demon worship” and ordered those who persisted in practicing it to be imprisoned and then tortured. In 429, the Parthenon on the Acropolis of Athens, holding the Temple of Goddess Athena, was sacked.

it's going to be an absolute nowtbarm, just like the last time

the berg

>>213083928
Based

>>213083927
wholesome

I very regularly use /brit/ and 4chan memes in real life and people love it. Who is rorke? Dogberg? Haha. Leftypol did what?

>The British are nothing but a twig from the German tree. They have no claim whatever to a share in the responsibility for the security of Europe. For that Germany is prepared to accept full and sole responsibility. By harsh rule we must bring law and order to the Continent.

Table Talk of 9 August 1942

>>213084069
dangerous and downright stupid

>>213084021
Brown hands.

>>213084075
Bollocks. I can't name a single living person from Germany

imagine if hitler had kids wonder what they would be up to today

>>213084077
Why?

>>213084102
Bunch of german leftypols probably

there's a tripfag from /britfeel/ posting in here off trip, you can tell because he legit types like a retard

>>213084075
most people who fetishize hitler need to read these table talks
dude was just an autistic germ supremacist

>>213083894
Mad you cunts literally pinched their country

>>213084115
earth-shattering possibility

>>213084102
his only relatives are in hiding in america and living in secret for safety reasons

>>213084156
scroom

>>213083235 (OP)
cute!

>>213084156
wtf is this real

need to brush my teeth and make my hair look pretty before going to work

>>213084192
*poos on your bald head*

>>213084174
<3

can't go greggs because the car is in the garage so I guess I'll have some fucking toast

>>213084212
could eat something nutritous instead

>>213084212
use your legs you fat fucking bastard

posting in an illegal thread

>>213084013
wahey! look at him go!

>>213083779
Absolutely bonkers these people exist. Must be 70-80iq absolute mouth breathers. I think it's absolutely correct they're basically put in camps. They cannot function alone and need supervision. Maybe we should do this more with our smelly population and chavs. Camps where they're worked, fed, exercised and looked after like animals.

CHIPS
FOR
BREK

>>213084233
maybe we should put you in a camp

cringing at the jubilee vid with the 20 chuds lol

>>213084246
?

>>213084233
>70-80iq absolute mouth breathers
you'd be with them then you downie twat

>>213084243
I am a smelly mentally ill neet so maybe it'd help me

no better breakfast than a blueberry muffin and a hot coffee

>>213084265
love a blueberry muffin so I do

>>213084261
finally 1 i can get on board with

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>>213084246
i was shouting at my monitor the way my dad shouts at football games on TV

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

tick tock vaxcucks

Why haven't the mods told us what, if anything, will happen at midnight tonight?

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>>213084284
sup crodie. you heading to a black-owned business this morning?

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>>213084310
hate poltards so much

>>213084290
i would have much more empathy for them if they werent all orthdox supporting catyank tier schizos

your pollen

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>>213084313
probably in high level discussions with ofcom, sure all will be revealed at some point in the next 16 hours

climbing up street lights and replacing the bulb with orange ones

>>213084336
this guy was the only good one

>>213084337
me in the high pollen death zone

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213084313
its only a british ban. why would they care

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

ejaculated

theorising this was the first pollenpost

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213084313
because nothing will happen

Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service
I died in her cervix

>>213084313
shut u

Rorke's youtube account

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213084467
no cronem allowed in the international

>>213084409
LOL

Got the merino wool on
Probably the griftiest fabric

Set in London and with Canary Wharf Underground Station reachable within 600 metres, Britannia International Hotel Canary Wharf offers concierge services, non-smoking rooms, a shared lounge, free WiFi and a restaurant. This 4-star hotel offers room service and a 24-hour front desk. Guests can have a drink at the bar.
At the hotel, all rooms are fitted with a wardrobe, a flat-screen TV, a private bathroom, bed linen and towels. Every room includes a kettle, while some rooms also offer a balcony and others also have city views.
A buffet, continental or Full English/Irish breakfast is available every morning at the property.

I have poo for brains.

>>213084313
because it’s a nowtbutty and only smelly virgin freaks are obsessing over it

;D

>>213084531
same fr fr

>>213084137
Why would that put people off?
The clarity of his thoughts is excellent. Hitler was a man who knew about philosophy, art, history, politics, religion, work, engineering and warfare.

Frankly, reading the Table Talks helped convince me National Socialism is the worldview of the future.

just evacuated my bowels into my trousers

>>213084611
Hitler is dead mate
Has been for decades

>>213084619
haha and then you collected it and wrapped it up and then flung it all over the kitchen like in Trainspotting

>Find british slampig
>Ask to take her out for romantic dinner
>She sends me a video of her crying how no man has never treated her like that and she wants go
Why are brits like this?

>>213084611
no it didn't, you defected from the axis of resistance because it got anally raped in russia lebanon syria and iran over the past 3 years. no national socialist regime presently exists to collapse in humiliating fashion or embarass itself on the battlefield, so you're shielded from such a thing from the getgo with NS

1984. At Port Talbot 500 pickets, including 200 miners’ wives, formed at the steelworks in an attempt to stop convoys of lorries from leaving.

Police arrested 34 people including 7l seven women1984. At Port Talbot 500 pickets, including 200 miners’ wives, formed at the steelworks in an attempt to stop convoys of lorries from leaving.

Police arrested 34 people including 7l seven women

>>213084634
Hitler died of old age in Argentina in the early 1990s

>>213084665
he died in New Swabia retard

>>213084665
Decades ago then

>>213084664
such a chopped country

>>213084611
unless you're a german you're conceding that you are inferior and therefore a bit of a cuck then aren't you

>>213084313
they may have just ignored ofcom entirely

engaging with it is clearly a waste of time and would set a precedent for when other countries copy our ridiculous law

so the ASA is run by obese karens

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly2j1322w9o

dont know whats scarier hitlermong formerly commiemong is a real person or someone is that committed to this grimmick

Any mental lads in?

british women have vaginas but they also poop and fart so they aren't perfect angels

>>213084777
it's quite obviously spaintard playing a character
just post emotionally charged drivel with capitals and punctuation with image you got off google and wow you're now commie/fascistmong

im a fan of english people since they are such silly willys

british people invented marmite

Wesley Winter or Billy Moore

>>213084634
Hitler is the man whose existence will one day mark the separation of history into two different eras. BH and AH, you could say.

>>213084658
Russian is winning and Iran (which is moving even more towards NS and removing islamism) just beat Israel.

>>213084738
I am Germanic. Of course I recognise pure Nordics like Swedes are a superior human type, even to Western Germanics. Hitler regarded the British as Germanic, in any case.

>Tower Hamlets Council said: “We are aware of the Government’s decision to use the Britannia Hotel in Canary Wharf to provide temporary accommodation for asylum seekers.
>“It is important that the Government ensures that there is a full package of support for those arriving at the hotel."

mouselord squeaks as i thrust the swc into his anus

Where was these migrants moved from

And yet I see disgusting fat cunts in every advert

>>213084792
nothing wrong with you, faker

tagging myself in to keep the aussies in check once the UK is banned

>>213084792
yes i'm a mental lad. whoever has those pills, i don't think they should be taking quetiapine and aripiprazole at the same time. they're both antipsychotics, and normally you would be on one or the other, rather than both at once. however i'm not a doctor of course.

>>213084867
Better get some stands installed for the Just Eat and Deliveroo bikes.

this is the most friday coded thursday ever

>>213084891
mad how you can see the seam where god sewed us shut

raping my own arse

sewded

Total Biomass Exterminationism

>>213084915
So true
On annual leave tomorrow

>>213084933
your penis must be 17 inches in length

>>213084905
I’m a medical student you’re not wrong.

got menaced by a biker earlier because i almost hit him going through a roundabout but it was his fault for trying to turn off from the right lane, dickhead

>>213084883
so this is why my daughter wants to go to london

small boat cronem chiefing luh clickum outside

there was a man in tesco shouting loudly to his friend about asylum seekers. something about betting shops and that it was a fucking disgrace.

heatherpaedo currently using half the world's energy supply

>>213084986
Drives private skl Katy wild

>>213084970
ever slip a cheeky finger in when youre cleaning her arse

>>213084940
my credo

>>213085025
no lad never done that
i’ll watch blacks on blondes or black ambush and imagine she’s in that tho aha x

>>213084948
you can touch your bumhole with your flaccid willy ive tried it

bog keeps getting blocked up with my mega shits

>>213085011
mmhmm

>>213084970
>>213085025
>>213085090
what wrong with you

>>213085101
horrible fat freak

so this is it. the last day of /brit/

small boat cronem? snoring
timmy? toiling x

vomited all over a very crowded train station yesterday
hope it didn't go viral or something
that's what people do these days isn't it
film people at their lowest
and then toilberg finds out and fires me for embarrassing the company
and then family cuts me off for being a bum
and then I become a rentboy junkie because nobody would hire me and drugs are the only things that bring me warmth

for a mere vomiting
broken britain

can’t say ill miss any of you

>>213085116
im not fat i just do big poo

so when is it going down exactly

last day of /brit/ today lads

>>213085140
dont believe you, fatty

>>213085147
I think the law takes effect tomorrow. Presumably 4chan will block British users at that point. I dunno, we'll see I guess.

Everyone in my company uses yellow thumbs up emoji reacts apart from one Indian guy who uses the whitest one possible

why do slavs have babyface

>>213085179
rourkesh

>>213085179
I use the white one.
Quite awkward when everyone thumbs summat up and it's got yellow thumbs up (17), white thumbs up (1)

Makes me look like I'm BNP

You mean to tell me that Pavel Moskowitz, whose ancestors never saw the mediterranean, who has anaphylactic episodes once the thermometre rises above 30, who is the second member of his family ever to speak hebrew fluently, has an ancestral origin in Palestine and has a right to be there more than others? I am more jewish than him, as a greek.

>>213085112
lets just say im a twisted joker

me and the missus

$890 to last til payday lads

.

>>213084792
Nice poison you dumb goy

>>213085231
190

I thought he was cringe but now I feel a little bad for this nigga.

>>213085238
this is why I don't have sex

>>213085220
she's fit (if she's 18)

Umbrellas are pretty useful but i cant help feeling they're a bit gay

>>213085279
no one who lives in rainy places actually uses umbrellas
just put on a rain jacket and you're good

>>213085256
Neither does he

>>213085267
she's 17 years 11 months and 30 days old you sick fuck

captured on the latest gary eats
someone has to do summat about this bhenchod company

>>213085291
mmhmm di new arrivals x
>>213085281
the quality is quite nice

state of the biomass?

Been coming down with a cold these past couple of days lads
Now my taste and smell has gone
Hmmm

Rorke be like
>biomass
>pozzed clown world
>it's over, the west has fallen
He has his own incel language

yeah it's called the english language

Hope toilfu has some tummy on show today

>>213084115
>you can tell because he legit types like a retard
Pretty well disguised then

>>213083572
reminder that he didnt reply back to you

>>213085378
always wonder if it slips out when he's talking to people irl but he probably doesn't talk to many people

missus staying late at work (again) so she’s bringing me home some maccies

>>213084310
Lmao

some fucking bastard in a digger working outside chill out brother stop and think do i really need to dig up what mother nature has put down

if I didnt constantly hit so many gyms in the area that I live in, I would never be able to manage my inventory slots unless I (wouldnt) buy the max space for my inv

>>213085378
The gigapozzed troonpilled jewish tranny infested cucked bluepilled goyslop forcefeed bugeating WEF libtard orwellian EV driving gas banning estrogenic vaxxmaxx podliving goywhipping taxforblacks globohomo clownworld

>>213085430
blow that bitches head smoove off for poisonoing you with that goylsop

did you like my sexist posts yesterday? ...w-where they good, like, for you?

>>213084467
Only 4*
Grim how we treat our new Windrush generation
We begged them to come

>>213085430
>>213085452
get a job. its Thursday

want to go running but my little legs hurt

>>213084467
it must suck living in a clean sterile place (probably beige or lavander color) and seeing it, knowing that eventually it WILL end and you WILL end up in a place full of brown people that has been shit up already because it is full of the same people of the country they left and is already made like it is there. must suck to get a liminal space for your life (because you are property) like in an episode of black mirror where they get that before the slaughter house

>>213084467
Gherkin 2.0

I see the biomass is getting uppity

>>213085495
I bite them?

>>213085132
Why did you vomit lad

looking at weird porn and jerking off mine dingaling

>>213084467
>>213084525
a "hotel" is something youd put an animal in when youre transporting it if trying to get the animals all in to a shithole pen eventually. like a zoo OK but worse. like calling them a dog when theyre not

>>213085179
Honestly? Based

>>213085529
alcohol
what else

small boat cronem royalty
their illegally crossing the channel paid off
they are now residents of canary wharf

>Cambodia and Thailand are currently exchanging fire

why is the world so dangerous now
seemed like peace peaked pre-covid

>>213085567

mods

1. immigrant posting here (posting this)
A. off-topic (belongs on pol or r9k)
B. irrelevant catchphrase/copypasta - spam/flooding - stale post or low quality/effort

>>213085568
age of aquarius

>>213085567
shieeed
whole lotta hymens gon face dey demise on dat luh mattress xx

quentin will love this one

>>213085567
P.S. I hate immigrants. you are an immigrant. you make this place worse. you make this place worse as an immigrant bitching about immigrants. go blow up a hotel, coward. go back to where you came from (you cant), where you cry about the next thing AFTER the Russians now that there is war then AFTER complaining about da joos until a war broke out with that too. if what you wanted happened here, youd bitch out. youd leave. go back to where you came from. I hate immigrants and nonwhites

the government has spent around 80 million taking over that hotel lol

bomb the muslims
lynch the niggers
burn the kikes
behead the fags
drown the leftypols

>>213085610
I dont give a shit. thats like 40 McDonalds
wow government spent money. government spent a lot of money on nothing WOAW the government is inefficient! get a life. its 9am on a Thursday. kill yourself

>>213085568
this is my time im going over there to fuck all the small yellow men who look a bit like women

>>213085658
>>213085658
>>213085658

>>213085596
hello mental midget wigger freak. I just [REDACTED] your post. the thing that you get. you understand what I just did with your dogshit post. just like yesterday and also what I will do tomorrow. I want you to understand that I have done that to your post - and now you get no more engagement. have fun samefagging to yourself to like 2 poeple that havent filtered you until youre banned again

feels as though I haven't scranned a poo bramy in a minute

The Labour party rebelled against Starmer over £5bn of necessary cuts to welfare then spent £7bn bringing in 200,000 afghans - each of these afghans can also bring in family (which doesn't necessarily mean blood relations according to Judge Justice Yip), sometimes up to 25-30 additional people.

They then also spend tens, if not hundreds of millions on private contracts with hotels in central London to house asylum seekers arriving in small boats daily.

How is this funded? By borrowing more at a time when they are trying to reduce the deficit left by the previous government, so it will inevitably mean higher taxes on the hard working middle class, when dole dossers et al are sucking on the teat of the state.

Here's how you fix Britain:

>Strip the benefits system back to bare bones. If you have a condition that genuinely doesn't allow you to work (e.g. no arms, cancer) then you get bennies, if you have anxiety then get on your bike and get a job
>Tell asylum seekers if you don't arrive by legal channels you will never ever be able to claim asylum in the UK
>Pop the NHS in the bin and move to the German model

This shall be my last post on /brit/ before the shutdown. It's been a pleasure.

>>213085559
On a Wednesday? You out for drinks with work or just an alchie?

>>213085567
>People think the UK is a soft touc-

>>213085674
more right wing bollocks mate give it a rest

luh katy slit get fill up at di International hotel

Katy hymen long gone
"Anuva one sorted"