Thread 213087134

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does poo smell? lmao?

You aren’t allowed to shit on Indians anymore.

>>213087134 (OP)
*fewer

Im just a goypig on the ZOG farm

>>213087156
>You aren’t allowed to shit on Indians anymore.
don't they shit on themselves? lol

>if you don’t post in our forced tripfag thread you support the cuck spammers

Nobody is falling for this lad. Give it up it’s just sad at this point.

still upset that ozzy killed 17 cats

nth for the baddiedem

>>213087195
Wait til you read about the pigeon and the bat.

>>213087195
Should've been more, I agree

>>>/bant/22982056
>>>/bant/22982056

we’re all in here retards, stop posting in heathermongs thread

>>213087156
ah yeh the most basic looking excel graph that is unsourced. well im convinced

>>213087156
Albanians would count as white in this data

>>213087207
seen her suck a cock

>>213087146
>more people are eating shit therefore shit is better
typical /int/cel
at least we can see how many posts are by the same person over there

>>213087191
>forced tripfag
and you need to hide which posts are yours, because..?
hm it's almost like you know your posts are shit or you need to reply to yourself and pretend you're multiple people
now THAT'S sad

UyiZbJFV meltdown

had a dream where I saw a video about swimming in biomass on youtube and it was a 14 yo video where a british guy was swimming in some sort of sevage canal and his other video was about some teenage girl doing the same except you could see ger titties and fanny and she squirmed and moaned there as if like being fucked it was really hot to be honest

It's actually quite thrilling, knowing each post could be my last

>>213087195
Musicians and actors can get away with anything and the public will still adore them. Meanwhile everyone will moan that footballers get overpaid and if they do anything remotely dodgy they get hammered for it.

tbf Brewster's Millions sounds like it would be a bit difficult to do

>>213087270
that's right
say my name
i will not apologise for being passionate about the quality of posts these people are subjected to

fumbled a cute girl today. nothing new, monthly quota sorted

>>213087311
i think you should have a day off

>>213087311
Alri
*keeps not posting in the tripfag thread along with everyone else*

>>213087325
such is life

america is not a real country

hope you all are having a good day :D

>>213087342
andrew is on that list, bud

>>213087352
no shit

>>213087342
Why do you so invested in this that you have to spam about it here
/pol/ likely has 50 threads about it

>>213087352
There is not a single person in this country that likes Andrew now that his mum is dead.

>>213087207
i still have no idea what this spasticated post actually means

if a level 100CP smeargle copies a really powerful move then does it do the full damage of that charged move (with correct IVs)? thatsa crazy

i'm on the list

>>213087379
no idea

gentlemen, it's been an honour being a guest in your general all these years

>>213087386
which list

>>213087347
:D

>>213087386
ummy

>>213087379
How many games have used CP as an acronym? Far too many to be a coincidence

>>213087379
why aren’t you posting in /bant/ mousey?

>>213087352
lock him up with trump. they can share the cell. and FUCK THE ROYAL FAMILY

still don't know what that epstein thing is about

you wouldn't fuck a smeargle though would you

>>213087397
read a bit about the first settlers in bruceland, sounds proper mental

>>213087292
The Million Pound Note is the greatest fillum of all time. FACT.

maybe if smeargol could learn transform and turn into a fox Pokemon

>>213087419
goodness no

could you do it /brit/?

>>213087423
How did they manage to get mouthwash in ready meals?

FREE LOVE ON THE FREE LOVE FREEWAY THE LOVE IS FREE AND THE FREEWAY’S LONG

>>213087372
just think it's very funny to see a cult in action

>>213087419
I'd let one wank me off whilst calling me his precious thoughever

an extra 15 mins in bed makes all the difference

Just realised that mousenonce’s interest in Pokémon is probably sexual

>>213087432
no, not even close

>>213087372
it's a derailing tactics to get us to stop talking about poo and trannis

>>213087440
there's been a rape up there

>>213087428
you would just end up killing them after a certain point though would you

gay if you wouldnt fuck at least some of the Pokemon

>>213087440
HOT LOVE ON THE HOT LOVE HIGHWAY

Ofcom more like offcunt

I have to get a battery replacement for my iPhone soon but I realised just how autistic I am. Am I supposed to wipe my entire phone of the hundreds of wanktoil images incase they see it? How long does that even take? Am I supposed to just hang around for an hour or two? Is there somewhere to wait if I have no desire to walk around?

>>213087432
knocking the platter out of the way and diving down to slurp her pussy like a starving gannet

>>213087462
the mentally ill chronically-online incel with a history of child abuse has warped and disturbing sexual interests does he? never saw that coming

>>213087452
same, can't imagine a human being into a prime minister the way maga yanks spaff over trump. strange place filled with strange people, burgerland.

Sir Doctordoctormecums Goneoff

>>213087440
I wonder if yanks like the UK version. I know a lot of brits who love the US version

>>213087494
Don’t be mean to mousey, he’s OUR schizo nonce and we love him

a wank a day keeps the gf away

>>213087432
Do you come with the meal?

>>213087506
American comedy has been shit for over thirty years
I don't think I've met an intelligent person who liked Family Guy or the American version of The Office

Woman, 26, died after fall down stairs on way to pub toilet

>>213087506
they dont like it its too subtle for them they need jokes explained to them very clearly

>>213087432
i could do her

>>213087529
haha

>>213087499
tis why we're getting deportations and a shrinking population while the stock market hits a record high, he managed to form a coalition of hillbilly cult followers and machiavellian psychos like michael anton

>>213087542
vax status?

yeah I will miss this place and you people too
just remembered the post about me from 2 minutes ago and it isnt about that. they wont shut it down anyway

>>213087542
Any reason why this isn't a greentext accompanied by a laughing Bradley?

>>213087506
very much so

>>213087489
they copy the contents of your entire device when you take it in

>>213087489
they dont care about what you jerk off to

Lol, these people went from talking about the epstein files every day to telling people to stop talking about them

>>213087489
if it's a battery replacement it's unlikely they'll even look at your hard drive

>>213087489
Need to go here, lad

Do you think you’ve ever given a woman fanny flutters?

>>213087575
Rorke’s heart beating out of his chest as he takes this picture from as far away as possible hoping they don’t see him

>>213087290
jimmy page should be in prison

>>213087606
indubitably

>>213087612
Ktim

I’m in Jimmy Page’s castle

>>213087603
alri la

>>213087418
A bunch of paedos had paedo parties on a private island, then the king paedo got arrested. Then he allegedly killed himself in a high-security prison and the camera feeds conveniently cut out for a few minutes just as he was killing himself. So the assumption is that some very powerful paedos had him assassinated to protect their circle and people are calling for the full details of these operations to be revealed. Before, MAGA cultists were demanding them to be revealed because they assumed it would reveal several members of the Deep State that were conspiring against Trump. But now they have realised that Trump was one of the paedos that visited the island, so they are backpedalling.

There’s a halal butchers 10 minutes away from house and I go in there and buy beef sausages and steaks fairly often and they’re delicious. Bossman is always lovely to me even though I’m not a Muzzie. Struggle to see why I should have a problem with this.

>>213087195
It was a one off from a long time ago, he clearly treated his cats well after that

>>213087221
soulless freak

Need to get back on X and larp as Del Boy if he was into crypto but also be very political for some reason

all this talk about jimmy page is reminding me of how we lost kylie page recently RIP

menul how R Kelly groomed and married a 15 year old back in the 90s after falsifying her documents and just sort of got away with it for a few decades

shamone! hee hee!

>>213087650
halal butchers are always weirdly great, I buy my lamb from the halal butchers in my town and it’s way better quality than the white butchers

>>213087650
This. Just meat isn't it. If you want pork just get it elsewhere.

might snack on a bat as a homage to the big man

prefer diamond dallas page

>>213087681
uganda be kidding me

>>213087681
Ugandan Bruce Lee. We call him Bruce U

>>213087650
you're funding pakism, one of the cancers killing britain

>>213087650
because they slit the animals throats while they are conscious its cruel

>>213087650
you're supporting the growth of islam in this country

>>213087681
bruce lee died over fifty years ago

>>213087675
Mad how parents will just let celebrities shag their kids
Like the ones who let their sons sleep in MJs bed

トランプさんはロリコンですね

rorke

>>213087744
need the bird

>>213087744
you shagged the bird yet?

>>213087650
you WILL eat the beef sausages

>>213087725
I think a surprising number of parents genuinely don't like their kids that much and just had them out of obligation or boredom.

>>213087751
No refunds

A 'non-binary' BBC presenter has launched a project in which she distributes badges, saying 'Safe With Me', in schools, for children to wear in public places. They will signify to any 'trans people' nearby that the child will escort them to a toilet

https://www.swlondoner.co.uk/news/23072025-bbc-presenter-launches-new-trans-visibility-campaign

>>213087763
beef sausages are grim
lamb ones are peng
nothing compares to a nice pork one with a bit of mustard though

>>213087774
what

Halal butchers aren’t so great once you find out where they get their meat from

>>213087763
Beef and tomato sausages bossman makes and they are LUSH
>>213087777
All sausages are great. Don’t even mind a chicken sausage you know, even veggie ones are quite decent

>>213087777
bit fuity having such strong feelings and knowledge about sausages

meat comes from COWS!

most muslims are nice actually, even if they know you're a kafir they're not going to mistreat you, they're satisfied with the knowledge that you're going to hell (in their mind)

>>213087774
um actually rorke its a bit different from that if you click the link

>>213087774
Mad that this sort of thing is presented as a positive, and not the freakish, deranged shit it really is.

Genocide! It’s a genocide?

Halal butcher in my town fluctuates between a 0 and a 1 star hygiene rating. Amazed they aren't just shut down.

>>213087791
Animals

you incels will be watching this on Sunday I assume
would hate for you to be accused of being a sexist on Monday morn in the office

>>213087793
not half as fruity as indiscriminately swallowing every one you see

>>213087809
that would be racist, rorke. its their culture you bigot

Australia is like an independent Midwestern America
Wealthy, lots of beautiful landscapes, some nice and friendly people, but so bland that you never have any interest in trying to learn about it.

how tryhard is the Pokemon battle league noob bracket or how tryhard do I have to be to enter it

>>213087751
IT'S OVER

need to move to a part of the world where standing in direct sunlight for more than 3 minutes doesn't cause me to burst into flames

>>213087827
yeah

>>213087827
l dont know but just enter and try your best

>>213087804
>starving journalists
finally something netenyahu is doing I can support

>>213087840
yeah maybe if standing in the sun for 3 minutes causes you to burst into flames you shouldnt live where its sunny

>>213087825
Ah... The biomass.

it is IMPOSSIBLE to be depressed in australia
just go to the beach and chuck a rugby ball about in the sand while bbqing

>>213087852
just so, thanks for reiterating my point lad

>>213087809
how do you know that
doubt they put it in their window

Bridget McBruiser sex arse

>>213087816
might, it's quite nice watching an English English team which isn't dogshit compared with the competition

>>213087845
good post!

We must secure the existence of our people.

Biomass fucking bastards

>>213087845
yeah, good post mate
really well done
x

Go into white butchers

>weird smell
>dirty and dingy
>fat gammon behind the counter with a face as pink as the joints he’s selling
>”whaddyawant?”
>”two packs of bacon and some mince? That’ll be thirty quid pal”

Go to Halal butchers:

>bright, clean and airy
>freshly decorated
>smells amazing
>handsome brown fella with a big beard and his three sons running the place
>”what can I get you today boss?”
>a whole chicken, lamb koftas, beef sausages and a lamb joint? That’ll be £20 boss, and I’ve thrown in some chicken kebabs for you in case you’re having a BBQ this weekend, weather going be lovely boss”
>smile at the lovely hijabis on my way out

>>213087863
no prob

Trying to learn French at the moment. The spelling is hard enough with all your hyphens and apostrophise, but they take the absolute piss when they're speaking. Just randomly deciding that half of every single word needs to be silent.

>>213087865
Hygiene ratings are publicly available and reported regularly in the local paper.

>>213087892
have a day off adam. you're in your mid 30s

>>213087862
it boggles the mind that you used to be able to move to australia for 10 quid and somehow the entire british population didn't go there

>>213087889
australia (and new zealand for some reason) have extremely high UV radiation which is why we massively lead the world in skin cancer rates, the white man just wasn't meant to roam this part of the earth

>>213087892
nice try, ahmed

Are you actually going to start going outside after tomorrow's ban?

>>213087892
I give this post a Norwood 5

>>213087892
this has been my experience with halal butchers too. they’re so friendly

>lunch with london coworkers

Plenty of fruit, veg, salads, healthy options to feed both the brain and body to create most of the wealth on this godforsaken island, accompanied with stimulating interesting conversation about politics or philosophy

>Lunch in whatever provincial shithole work sends me to

Greggs, high fat, low nutrition junk food, usually accompanied boring, inane topics such as football, reality TV or showing me pictures of their runts on their phones

I know where I belong lads, london has it all, art, culture, soul, provincial towns are soulless husks

you're not actually allowed to be open with zero stars

>>213087892
alri abdullah al-hanafi ashar'i

Just been reading uk subreddits and they're more right wing than us

>>213087912
I'm always working outside
monging out with a whisky and a few /brit/ threads is more relaxing to me than more time outside

>>213087892
Real

let me use only my Pokemon in battles to play, I have good team:
>4* atk/def DPS smeargle (only has dark-type fast and poison charged move)
>4* DEF and 13 or 14/15 ATK smeargle with dragon tail and scald for some reason...
4* DEF quick attack solar beam smeargle (poggers)

>>213087924
Why are you posting on a VPN?

FREE FREE PALESTINE

hope the last brit post is terrible

>>213087924
I have to spend a day a week in Sheffield and it depresses me every time I go there because it’s just like this (plus loads of pakis). I am so relieved every time I come back to London, the standard of living is so much higher it’s honestly insane.

>>213087907
£10 would be like thousands of pounds if adjusted for inflation - and this would have been back in the day when Britain would have been the nicer, richer, and more industrious of the two countries.

>>213087899
:)

:D

>>213087892
Do they not spit in your food if you aren’t Muslim?

>>213087868
the men's team also got to the euros final though

drunk and high and going to bed

>>213087954
having a premonition that it will be a really awful yank post which has nothing to do with /brit/ or british culture, or some noncey anime shit from gyaldemfreak

some discord tranny cunt got my IP banned

BREAKING - Cambodian troops have regained full control of Ta Moan Thom Temple and Ta Krabei Temple on the Border of Thailand, the Cambodian state media says.

I started learning French and downloaded this app where you can chat to people in foreign languages and they can help you, correct your spelling and grammar and you can do the same for them in English.

Literally more than half of the people on the app speaking French were pitch-black African darkies. And a significant proportion of the rest were Nafris.

Ended up switching to Spanish and had a much better time chatting to the Latina cuties, didn’t see a single darkie speaking Spanish

Rorke seething that someone had a good experience at the halal butcher

I go to posh white butchers myself but if you want 'good enough' for less, halal is best

>>213087924
I rather live in the slums of Mogadishu than London

>>213087982
any success that a Southgate team has ever enjoyed has been down to dumb luck and easy tournament runs. We almost got knocked out of that tournament by fucking Slovakia and only won by fluke.

finally got corporeal beast rookidee

leftypol supporting ritualistic animal cruelty to own the racists

yesterday

>The British have overestimated the power of their prestige during the last few decades; and now they are reaping the rewards of their weakness and paying the penalty for failing to remain faithful to those wise principles which characterised the epoch of their greatest glory. Just as the Americans give the impression of being rather vulgar upstarts when they start boasting about their history, so the British look like puffed-up poodles when, in the course of referring to the three hundred years during which they dominated the world, they look disdainfully at the German Reich with its thousand years of living history.

Table Talk of 23 April 1942

>>213088048
all my troubled seemed so far away

>>213088046
You're a midwit if you think halal/kosher slaughter is cruel

>>213087998
he's done you

I stand with thailand

It's subjective whether Limmy overplays his Scottish accent, but some find his portrayal exaggerated or inconsistent. While he's known for his strong Glasgow accent, some viewers feel he sometimes leans too heavily into it, particularly in his comedy sketches, making it sound unnatural or even cartoonish. Others appreciate his commitment to the accent and find it a key part of his comedic style.

Death, Death to the Immune Deficiency Foundation

>>213088065
no....god no...please god NOOOOOOOO

>>213088028
should be called Paki Johns ahahaha

>>213088061
it’s just gammon cope

>>213088061
You're a bloody bitch banchod

>>213088061
evil bastard

Ridiculous how you can buy 2000 calories of custard creams for 65p in Tesco

>>213088071
ugly. give me the girls from asianstreetmeat

leftypol using racial slurs to prove how anti racist he is

Absolutely shocked that there are brown people buying pizza franchises

Rorke complains about halal slaughter even though stunning is permitted but eerily silent regard the Jewish method which explicitly forbids stunning

good old stornjourner anyway

>>213088096
you can but you don't have to

>>213088071
do they have a.. uuhm

I wonder if everything just disconnects at midnight

black mirror

Rorke accidentally finding himself advocating for gender equality, animal rights, and LGBT+ protection purely because all of those stand in opposition to most browns

>>213088127
cant wait for him to enter no.10. image the leftypol seethe lmao

>>213088006
Who is rorke cheering on? Who is leftypol cheering on?

*sneaks into /fr/ to try and escape the nation-wide /brit/ ban*

added some info in a wikipedia article and then some fag added the same info from a different source right below me fucking fuming did he not read my text

will brits have to use ID to use twitter/x? Apparently that is where most young people see porn these days. It's good that presumably kids will be less exposed to porn but it shouldn't be at the expense of regular adult brits

Here most animal slaughter is consistent with liberal halal guidelines if you don't include the little prayer bit
For cows and that the beast gets zapped across the braincase and then bled out whilst they're out for the count

someones put 50p in spaintard. thats another 16 hours of posts from him then. he's in his mid 30s btw.

what does the black and brown lines in the LGBT flag stand for? Asking you lads cos i know you're up to date in these topics

I didn't even know Thailand and Cambodia had beef and now they're at war with each other. Mental. MENTAL.

Over a Hindu temple when they're both 99.9% buddhist. Madness.

>>213088172
poo

>>213088065
>errrrrr... isn't this what right-wingers want? immigrants enjoying our culture and history? or was that just another lie to hide their racism?

>>213088152
They're both brown and non-Abrahamic so neither Leftypol nor Rorke give a shit

>>213088153
we had a regular nigel some years ago, he was learning the language

leftypol going all out to defend ritual animal slaughter in the hopes of getting a free burger

>>213087804
What song is that?

>>213088172
Niggers

>>213088172
intersectionalism

Rorke suddenly caring about animal and female and gay rights if it lets him slag off the browns

shamone

love her <3

neezhel

Leftypol telling his mum to put on her veil if she wants to walk through Aston during the day without being harassed

>>213088203
kek this is literally me

Here's a more detailed breakdown:

Limmy's Style:

Limmy's comedy often revolves around absurd situations and characters, and his Scottish accent is a significant part of that. He frequently uses it for comedic effect, often exaggerating certain aspects of the accent for laughs.

Potential Overplaying:

Some viewers find that this exaggeration goes too far, making the accent seem less authentic and more like a caricature. This can be particularly noticeable in his more over-the-top characters.

Acceptance:

Many viewers, however, accept and even enjoy this exaggerated portrayal. They see it as part of his comedic persona and appreciate the way he uses the accent to enhance his humor.

Individual Preferences:

Ultimately, whether or not Limmy overplays his Scottish accent is a matter of personal taste. Some people find his accent to be a comedic strength, while others find it distracting or unnatural.

>>213088236
slag should know better than to walk through a muslim area uncovered desu

What age do you stop being in your early 30’s and start being in your mid 30’s?
33 or 34?

J'ai besoin un femme avec un willy

>>213088233
WHAT is with the star of daid

leftypol taking his nephew and niece to a halal abattoir for cultural enrichment

>>213088260
early is 0-3, mid is 4-6, late is 7-9

another day another job search, amirite jobseekers?

>>213088203
Luv me dog
Luv me bird
Luv me gay best mate
Hate pakis

Simple as

I need to kill my neighbour and his family

>>213088260
I'm wondering the same thing about early 20's desu

@Grok give me a detailed breakdown of Limmy's accent and how it intertwines with his sketch comedy

>>213088282
Fuck

>>213088282
fuck

>>213088270
she has jewish heritage, she isn't a zionist though she loves her home country of brazil

doing a poo while i wait for the post

has 4chan been banned yet

>>213088270
Presumably its for people who miss her eyebrows

if you were a woman for a day would you shag a bloke just to see what it's like?

>>213088253
Kill Copilot

right lads, no drugs today. at least not till later when ive done stuff today.

just did some incel yoga and and incel run

i want 4chan to be banned

London bros??

>>213088342
by all accounts he was a really nice friendly lad and much loved in his community

>>213088309
what is that demonic orange creature

>>213088342
rip an angel who fell from the hills right into Jesus arms

>>213088349
buy it, spend five years there, sell it for £150,000 profit and then emigrate to rural tennessee

>>213088349
pov you let mikey stay in the guest room and he ran off with half the house

girls love my old money summer style even though i'm 5'7

new conner just dropped

>>213088346
what you up to now?

>>213088373
retard
150k is less than 320k
how would that be a profit

im scared im getting older and havent found wifey still :(

>>213088377
t. Andrea Dwarrowkin

>>213088385
i hope he doesnt fall for this. we'll see

>>213088314
two more days

>>213088385
haha done me there lad

>>213088397
can’t wait

>>213087377
Lurk more newfag

>>213088384
put on some moisturizer now im eating my incel dinner

>>213087909
no they don't
you just sunbathe too much

>>213088430
name?

>>213088424
normal moisturiser?

dark academia vibes tonight

mental how i have a wacky little trezor wallet with 1.6 million GBP on it

>>213088436
Chad A. Mann

>>213088447
feels like early autumn. faustian.

>>213088380
Mehdi is so based lol

>>213088444
shagger moisturizer actually i know incels arent allowed it but lets keep it on the down low

if you buy a house for £170k with a 30 year mortgage the total interest payments along with the principle loan will actually be roughly £300k. So whenever you see a house which you can't buy outright, then you need to understand that the actual price is practically double what is being listed.

>>213088467
>there
why are trannards so retarded

>>213088467
imagine a train of maga lads just shagging this lads arsehole in bogs oh my days

>>213088388
same. 33 years old and no wife. no real prospects.

>>213088467
>>213088430
I'd have sex with both of the people and that doesn't make me gay

>>213088465
can i has some

NEW

>>213088496
>>213088496
>>213088496

>>213088482
alternatively just be a jew and have infinite access to 0% interest loans

Sever
Feel
Fear