/brit/
Mayflower Pub edition
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:30:24 PM
No.213090221
>>213090281
my doggies are so cute :3
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:30:47 PM
No.213090224
Can't stay awake
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:30:51 PM
No.213090228
>>213090268
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:16 PM
No.213090238
>>213090219
Rorke's Dad going to get banged up for life unfortunately even though he's done society a service
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:24 PM
No.213090242
>>213090257
Shaggers, our response?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:24 PM
No.213090243
wish I were a doctor, but I think I'm too thick and emotionally volatile for it
would be fingering blokes prostates when they come in with a chesty cough and would probably have crying fits if the 97 year old lady with dementia up the hall passed away on my shift
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:26 PM
No.213090245
>>213090266
>The average salary for a Internal Auditor is Β£51597 per year in United Kingdom
um
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:31:56 PM
No.213090253
>>213090030
Yesterday someone made this thread about aphantasia >>>/r9k/81930817 and I posted this funny reply >>>/r9k/81930861.
I thought it was pretty funny and witty but apparently no one else did because it got no (You)s.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:19 PM
No.213090256
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:20 PM
No.213090257
>>213090242
This is motivation for me as a dad to earn a shit load of money so my kids can afford to move out and chase tail and have a decent shot at not being a filthy uncle neet
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:34 PM
No.213090259
>>213090282
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:43 PM
No.213090262
>>213090291
need a chubby pale american gf who likes history and makes things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK4wwQlML8I
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:32:58 PM
No.213090266
>>213090274
>>213090245
What about for a YouTube auditor?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:01 PM
No.213090268
>>213090350
>>213090350
>>213090228
how's your mum doing mate?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:38 PM
No.213090273
>>213090303
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:41 PM
No.213090274
>>213090266
sky's the limit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:51 PM
No.213090276
Sir Umley de Umville-Umondeley
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:55 PM
No.213090279
>>213090295
>>213090338
Dadberg, who doesn't care about anything that isn't football, is actually quite pissed off at the Israel-Palestine thing.
Perhaps Israel went too far this time if it's even percolating down to a retard like him.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:33:56 PM
No.213090280
>very nice christian girl I was flirting with two years ago now wearing lip filler and a fake tan
geee-rim
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:00 PM
No.213090281
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:01 PM
No.213090282
>>213090350
>>213090259
how's your mum doing mate?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:18 PM
No.213090285
Doing a gay porn dance
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:35 PM
No.213090291
>>213090367
>>213090262
I could get on board with shagging a chubby woman in her youth but the concern is that she's guarantee to balloon up to the size of a house down the line.
Suppose the problem is that you end up falling in love with them when they're acceptably chubby and by the time they're properly fat it's too late because you care deeply for them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:40 PM
No.213090292
the king should shut down parliament
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:34:52 PM
No.213090295
>>213090346
>>213090279
well tell him to percolate this bad boy
*farts audibly*
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:00 PM
No.213090296
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:10 PM
No.213090303
>>213090273
how's your mum doing mate?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:30 PM
No.213090308
i don't remember if i took my meds this morning
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:31 PM
No.213090309
>>213090349
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:35:49 PM
No.213090312
>>213090331
[This post is only readable to hetro-sexual men]
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:01 PM
No.213090314
After you all get blocked does anyone want to come over and post on my computer?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:06 PM
No.213090317
>>213090413
153 days until Christmas.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:30 PM
No.213090326
limmy is annoying today
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:36:45 PM
No.213090331
>>213090312
haha yes mate what was he THINKING sending Walcott on that early oh my days
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:08 PM
No.213090338
>>213090279
Even the express headlines are turning kn israel now
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:25 PM
No.213090345
>>213090359
>>213090376
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:26 PM
No.213090346
>>213090295
you think you have any chance of getting into heaven with that sort of attitude?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:33 PM
No.213090349
>>213090309
it's finally happening
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:37:37 PM
No.213090350
>>213090406
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:38:09 PM
No.213090359
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:04 PM
No.213090367
>>213090291
I just think morgan is qt
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:16 PM
No.213090374
did a washing and now I'm hanging up my washing
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:27 PM
No.213090376
>>213090345
how's your mum doing mate?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:38 PM
No.213090383
Business idea: We go on a video call and I screen share your porn for you. Camera on so I can be sure you're the right age.
think my gf is getting a cases of the baby fever. she keeps talking about how much she'd love to have a kid and keeps throwing baby name suggestions at me as if we aren't 23 and 21 years old renters and the idea isn't ridiculous
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:39:52 PM
No.213090386
daydreamed earlier that i was the tour manager of the cheeky girls early on in their music career and would rent their services out to faceless old soviet officials after the show
nasty business
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:40:50 PM
No.213090406
>>213090550
>>213090350
you're delusional if you think big q is either of the cuckle brothers
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:18 PM
No.213090413
>>213090459
>>213090317
leftypol hates this
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:27 PM
No.213090418
>>213090384
send that yat to the gherkin
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:38 PM
No.213090423
>>213090384
Get a house bought and her shagged
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:48 PM
No.213090426
>>213090384
usually they go the route of getting an annoying small yappy dog first to condition the boyfriend into caring for a small creature, then later the way is paved for babystein
see it all the time
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:41:57 PM
No.213090429
>>213090443
>>213090469
and yet you lot would be the first to call him a racial slur
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:09 PM
No.213090435
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:49 PM
No.213090443
>>213090463
>>213090429
>graphic tees in the big 25
this ain't it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:42:59 PM
No.213090449
>>213090384
Enjoy life with little Alfred, Edward and Edith
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:09 PM
No.213090452
>>213090512
>>213090384
exberg keeps telling me about how she's thinking about having children and my thoughts on families and children whenever I start talking to her just to catch-up but I couldn't tell if it was a hint or not
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:36 PM
No.213090459
>>213090513
>>213090413
sends him into a frenzy doesn't it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:46 PM
No.213090463
>>213090443
fr fr on god, blud's got no rizz :skull:
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:43:58 PM
No.213090469
>>213090495
>>213090429
what the fuck is up with bluds hair
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:44:15 PM
No.213090474
>>213090647
>>213090453
there is the reason at midnight the british internet becomes censored mate
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:44:24 PM
No.213090475
was supposed to be in the gym at 10:30β¦
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:44:28 PM
No.213090480
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:01 PM
No.213090492
>>213090453
youd think the uk would be the first place we see a modern uprising but theyre too raped
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:09 PM
No.213090495
>>213090526
>>213090469
blud went turkish barber and blud said 'wagwan blud gimme dat benoit assou ekotto cut blud'
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:11 PM
No.213090496
>>213090516
>>213090539
>Botched penis "Botox" and filler injections sees spike in male patients attending NHS hospitals
>In one case a patient has required amputation of his penis after the botched botox procedure.
IMAGINE living your life without a dick
after spending (presumably thousands) to accentuate that very thing
suicide is the only option at that point surely
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:13 PM
No.213090497
>>213090542
>>213090453
The UK subreddits have definitely become more Rorkeish in recent months
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:26 PM
No.213090503
>>213090525
>>213090647
>>213090453
why do you avatar flag about the most boring shit imaginable when you've got less than 24 hours left here
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:51 PM
No.213090512
>>213090452
sounds like she is
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:45:55 PM
No.213090513
>>213090459
seems to. fully mindbroken
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:01 PM
No.213090516
>>213090546
>>213090496
mmhmm timmy wants ovaldem
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:07 PM
No.213090518
>>213090567
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:18 PM
No.213090523
>>213090453
I recall a time when r/ukpolitics were passionate defenders of Starmer and the Starmer agenda
Now you couldn't pay to see a Starmer fanboy.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:24 PM
No.213090525
>>213090503
Why are you Canadian? Checkmate
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:27 PM
No.213090526
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:27 PM
No.213090527
>>213090637
>>213090657
>>213090453
>The cost estimate of Β£150,000 per person for three years was revealed in the context of the Afghan Relocation and Assistance Policy (ARAP)
Sorry, why is this the cost? Where does this money go?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:46:54 PM
No.213090536
what kind of pants do the cool kids wear these days
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:05 PM
No.213090539
>>213090557
>>213090564
>>213090496
do lads who lose their dicks still have a desire to wank?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:23 PM
No.213090542
>>213090497
In the wake of Trump and Musk these social media companies have stopped censoring right-wing opinions so much, so for the first time in literal decades we're actually able to see the unfiltered, uncensored zeitgeist of the country
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:27 PM
No.213090546
>>213090516
how's your mum doing mate?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:35 PM
No.213090550
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:54 PM
No.213090557
>>213090670
>>213090539
of course since they still have their balls
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:47:58 PM
No.213090560
>>213090588
fucking STATE of it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:02 PM
No.213090564
>>213090670
>>213090539
if you still have balls surely
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:08 PM
No.213090567
>>213090585
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:22 PM
No.213090572
>>213090636
How long into the Online Safety Act's existence do you think it'll be before someone's ID and linked porn preferences get hacked and they end up suiciding because they were in the closet or some shit? I reckon less than a year.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:48:54 PM
No.213090581
Absolutely mint standing hours today considering I'm in the office
Well done me aren't I active and always on my feet
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:49:01 PM
No.213090585
>>213090567
yes, that's what reform wants
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:49:08 PM
No.213090587
gay male tube
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:49:08 PM
No.213090588
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:49:15 PM
No.213090593
>give the rebels everything they want
>Y-YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT AGAIN. OR ELSE!
why is he such a weak BHENCHOD
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:49:44 PM
No.213090608
>>213090658
>>213090765
Very pleasant afternoon
The butterflies are out and so am I
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:00 PM
No.213090612
>>213090668
>>213090694
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:48 PM
No.213090632
>>213090453
If you have something to say about 20,000 afghans being brought in in secret, being given lifetime PIP, being given free housing, being permitted to bring family members, the word "family" being redefined to mean anyone including those who are not blood relatives, and the government taking out a superinjunction against it so it cannot be reported on or mentioned without breaking the law then you've been radicalised and quite frankly need locking up.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:50:57 PM
No.213090636
>>213090572
reckon there'll be a fair amount of blackmail happening once it's in place
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:01 PM
No.213090637
>>213090527
Housing, welfare, healthcare and whatever else they give them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:10 PM
No.213090638
>>213090684
banning porn and 4chan is based and trad
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:15 PM
No.213090639
>The butterflies are out and so am I \o/
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:51:29 PM
No.213090647
>>213090690
>>213090757
>>213090474
>>213090503
I'm sorry what the fuck? Is that actually true?
Would be really fucked up if UK has more censorship than Uzbekistan
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:01 PM
No.213090657
>>213090691
>>213090714
>>213090527
mate you can't expect them to work that's not on come on now
they need looking after. For life.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:05 PM
No.213090658
>>213090696
>>213090608
is this a butterfly?
how does bossman make 1.5x what I make in my cushy office job?
wtf?
perhaps I should start driving bikes around
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:33 PM
No.213090668
>>213090612
already watched this earlier mate
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.213090670
>>213090557
>>213090564
well if you were having your knob off you might as well say take the balls off too
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:06 PM
No.213090684
>>213090638
if only it were an actual porn ban
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:19 PM
No.213090690
>>213091005
>>213090647
it is really fucked up, midnight tonigt it comes into effect, all worth it to protect the multicultural project from dissent though.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:22 PM
No.213090691
>>213090657
>>213090663
im convinced Labour don't actually want to govern the country any more so are doing whatever they can to hand it all over to Reform.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:28 PM
No.213090694
>>213090612
how's your mum doing mate?
>>213090658
looks like it
a good rule of thumb is that generally butterflies have long antenna with bulbs at the end whereas moths tend to have feathery antenna
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:34 PM
No.213090700
>>213090663
because he's a grafter
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:54:21 PM
No.213090714
>>213090657
>er paternal grandfather's family is of Dutch Jewish descent and her paternal grandmother's family were from Germany and included a left-wing senator representing Saxony. Her grandmother's family moved to England to escape political persecution. Most of her grandfather's family was killed in the Holocaust
Why did you deliberately choose a quote from someone like Ms Lam? Your antisemitism is disgraceful and you have misrepresented her beliefs solely because she is of Jewish ancestry.
Disgusting comment.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:54:35 PM
No.213090718
>>213090696
ahhh yes that makes sense thanks
do you know what kind it is by any chance?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:54:51 PM
No.213090725
>>213090835
>>213090696
big moth in my room the other day thought of you x
found it well annoying personally
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:54:59 PM
No.213090729
>>213090751
>>213090663
why would brazilians need asylum
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:21 PM
No.213090739
just got me moth feathered lads
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:43 PM
No.213090747
>>213090663
if you watch a day in the life of a deliveroo drivers on youtube they used to barely make anything a few years ago but at the moment they're cleaning up
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:47 PM
No.213090751
>>213090729
they could make up any bullshit reason and our soft touch (and extremely incompetent) government would let them in
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:55:54 PM
No.213090753
>>213090773
Food delivery is just absurd
An industry that simply should not exist
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:03 PM
No.213090755
>>213090717
new soyjak just dropped
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:08 PM
No.213090757
>>213090647
you are not in wherever the fuck that flag is from fuck off
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:19 PM
No.213090761
>>213090717
she hatted herself AND soyd herself ffs why is ruby shagging THAT
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:30 PM
No.213090764
>>213090835
>>213091107
>>213090696
Firstly, I hate moths. Secondly, why do you have a photo of two dead moths? And they're not even squashed. I always squash them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:33 PM
No.213090765
>>213090608
is this on the wolds
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:34 PM
No.213090766
Came out for a walk but now I need a shit
So that's great
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:35 PM
No.213090768
>>213090814
genocide live streamed in 4k
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:38 PM
No.213090769
>>213090717
she looks nice here
nice to see her out enjoying herself
I fink wot we need to do is ta kick out all da immigrunts frum ingerland
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:56:43 PM
No.213090773
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:17 PM
No.213090788
>>213090806
>wakes up
>bong still posting on 4chin
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:30 PM
No.213090792
>>213090770
Rorke's been done with this one
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:37 PM
No.213090796
>>213090823
>>213090770
I agree with you good sir.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:38 PM
No.213090797
>>213090880
got an age verification thing on reddit for the first time today
looks like it's over for us tomorrow if gookmoot has completely ignored ofcom
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:40 PM
No.213090799
another day, another hour watching my favourite segment of a caroline zalog try-on haul on repeat
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:43 PM
No.213090800
>>213090770
a surprisingly astute insight from an uneducated retard
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:57:59 PM
No.213090806
>>213090879
>>213090788
11 more hours then we're gone
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:58:29 PM
No.213090814
>>213090768
>start war
>lose war
>cry about it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:58:41 PM
No.213090823
>>213090796
u bleda bega blud?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:58:46 PM
No.213090827
>>213090866
>>213090868
Reminder that Australians call it menulog
>>213090725
well thanks for thinking of me
>>213090764
>why take a photo
I thought these two were pretty big. It's a shame they fly indoors then just sit there until they die. Not much you can do really if there's an open window and they choose to ignore it. I wouldn't squish them though, they're just minding their own business.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:59:51 PM
No.213090852
>>213090861
>>213090885
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:04 PM
No.213090857
>>213090874
>>213090931
Two ladybirds in this photo
have zero respect for people who use food delivery apps
lazy shits too fat to be arsed to jiggle their way 20 minutes up the street to get their deep-fried slop themselves
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:26 PM
No.213090861
>>213090852
I don't think ofcom would like this one
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:31 PM
No.213090863
>>213090962
>>213090835
Do you defend pantry moths or just the normal kind.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:40 PM
No.213090865
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:45 PM
No.213090866
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:50 PM
No.213090868
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:00:54 PM
No.213090870
>>213090859
this post will upset a lot of lards ITT
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:01:01 PM
No.213090874
>>213090895
>>213090857
found them in seven seconds
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:01:10 PM
No.213090879
>>213090941
>>213090806
good, let's reminiscing the good ol' days.
>>213090797
Ok where are we going then?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:01:15 PM
No.213090883
Just saw a grown man on a bmx
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:01:34 PM
No.213090885
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:02:01 PM
No.213090895
>>213090910
>>213090874
Scenes when you find the secret third ladybird
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:02:15 PM
No.213090901
>>213090928
>>213090880
nowhere
ofcom are just going to block everything
I'm just going to have to use a VPN and buy a pass
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:02:39 PM
No.213090907
funny how the le evil dictatorship of iran is the most moral country on earth
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:02:40 PM
No.213090910
>>213090895
found two, stopped caring
simple as
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:12 PM
No.213090919
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:27 PM
No.213090923
>>213090880
sharty obviously
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:33 PM
No.213090925
Passchads vindicated yet again
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:34 PM
No.213090928
>>213090938
>>213090901
what vpns work on 4chan? if they dectect you're using a vpn won't they ban your pass?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:43 PM
No.213090931
>>213090857
found them in six seconds
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:03:57 PM
No.213090938
>>213090928
you can use any VPN with a pass
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:00 PM
No.213090939
*^____^*
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:01 PM
No.213090941
>>213090984
>>213091100
>>213090879
Why hasn't there been a 2nd attempt at this?
It's been 11 years
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:16 PM
No.213090952
>>213090859
they're an essential service providing emergency booze deliveries during steamingtoil
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:36 PM
No.213090958
can't fucking trim the grass because the fucking neighbour is outside
>>213090863
I'm mainly interested in the larger ones. I'm ambivalent about the smaller, flat ones (still talking about moths here by the way).
Look at the size of this thing compared to say, a housefly or even a bee. It's fucking huge. And they don't bite, have cool patterns and just fly about doing their own thing. Sick.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:43 PM
No.213090963
>>213090981
>Other online platforms have now announced they will deploy age assurance β including Bluesky, Discord, Grindr, Reddit and X.
I'll need to upload ID for discord now?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:04:51 PM
No.213090967
>getting caught with a 4chan pass
How many years in prison for that one?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:05:24 PM
No.213090981
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:05:25 PM
No.213090982
remember when someone made a troll meetup post on /mlp/ and they actually met up ahahh
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:05:28 PM
No.213090984
>>213090941
All the meet up mongs moved the britfeel or discord
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:05:59 PM
No.213090994
>>213090962
I also love moths we have really cool ones here in ontario and quebec
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:06:24 PM
No.213091001
pssst, hey britbong
got some fake ID's for ya
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:06:35 PM
No.213091005
>>213091055
>>213090690
What the fuck? How?
How can they enforce that?
I go abroad for a couple of months and they do this. Takes the piss. 4chan is literally the last refuge for free speech.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:06:55 PM
No.213091014
>>213090962
nigga thatβs a fucking bat!
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:06:57 PM
No.213091016
>>213090696
I murder every moth I see. Evil, demonic creatures.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:07:07 PM
No.213091019
>>213091228
online safety mong was right all along
and he didn't live long enough to see his predictions come to fruition
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:07:26 PM
No.213091025
>>213091044
>>213091074
i want to be a woman
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:07:36 PM
No.213091029
>>213091055
>>213091058
>>213090880
We'll have to ghost post on desi archive
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:07:50 PM
No.213091035
I'm okay with moths as long as they clear out when it's time for bed
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:07:52 PM
No.213091038
>>213091075
>>213091107
>>213090835
Yeah okay they're bigger than the moths I normally get in my room. That's interesting they just sat there until death though. In my room if I get moths they're jumping around all the time until I squish them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:12 PM
No.213091043
Why is the GRU making up stories on reddit?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:14 PM
No.213091044
>>213091074
>>213091025
kek same currently wearing womens clothes even though I am a man
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:28 PM
No.213091055
>>213091151
>>213091005
>>213091029
turn the vpn off already you've only got one day left to post without it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:31 PM
No.213091058
>>213091151
>>213091029
desuarchive is also bannable because it contains porn
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:37 PM
No.213091061
>>213091107
>>213090962
Don't want that one flying at my face. Sorry I will swat him down.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:39 PM
No.213091063
>>213091079
amazon delivery man in the vicinity, i should get dressed
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:08:44 PM
No.213091066
>We will be actively checking compliance from 25 July and, should it be necessary, we expect to launch any investigations into individual services next week
you got ages lads calm down
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:12 PM
No.213091072
VPN subscription looms
The anti-wanking police will be out in force before long
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:17 PM
No.213091074
>>213091025
>>213091044
internet and porn addictions have ruined you
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:19 PM
No.213091075
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:28 PM
No.213091078
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:31 PM
No.213091079
>>213091063
Just answer the door cock out
He can't complain it's your home
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:09:53 PM
No.213091088
>>213091096
Investigation into
Online Discussion Board β4chanβ
Case opened
10 June 2025
Summary
We are initiating an investigation to determine whether the online discussion board 4chan has failedβor is currently failingβto comply with its obligations under the Online Safety Act 2023. Our investigation will focus on potential breaches in the following areas:
Failure to respond to a statutory information request;
Failure to complete and keep a record of a suitable and sufficient illegal content risk assessment; and
Non-compliance with the safety duties about illegal content.
Relevant legal provision(s)
Sections 9, 10, 23(2) and 102(8) of the Online Safety Act 2023.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:36 PM
No.213091095
>>213091120
So all I'll have to do tomorrow is get a VPN subscription and buy a pass? What flags could I be?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:43 PM
No.213091096
>>213091088
go back to being wacky
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:46 PM
No.213091097
>>213091140
Reckon that us Brits have probably enjoyed more peace and prosperity than most other nations have during our existence. Sure we got shagged pretty badly to begin with, but after the Anarchy we've honestly been a very stable country. Even our religious wars were pretty tame compared with the shit they were pulling in Europe.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:10:54 PM
No.213091100
>>213091141
>>213090941
We had the Brighton meet up in 2024
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:11:07 PM
No.213091107
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:11:41 PM
No.213091120
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:16 PM
No.213091127
>>213091139
>>213091166
Thereβs literally no proof whatsoever that 4chan will be blocked after today. Ofcom would have to first obtain a court order to force ISPs to block it and that takes time. Theyβre still in their investigation phase at the moment.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:46 PM
No.213091139
>>213091127
stop ruining the bit
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:47 PM
No.213091140
>>213091163
>>213091097
>what is the War of the Roses?
>what is the English Civil War?
>what is the War of the Three Kings?
>what is the Glorious Revolution?
>what is the Jacobite Uprisings?
>what is the Peterloo massacre?
>what is the IRA?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:48 PM
No.213091141
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:55 PM
No.213091144
Had a nap
Feels like a new day now
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:57 PM
No.213091146
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:12:59 PM
No.213091149
nothing happening at toil
might read a book
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:13:03 PM
No.213091151
>>213091205
>>213091055
Some of us do actually leave the house mate
>>213091058
wtf but desuarchive is purely academic surely
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:13:14 PM
No.213091153
I'll have to gain a crypto clue and get the bitcoin wallet sorted for my first secret purchase, a 4chan pass
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:13:48 PM
No.213091162
we need to protect kids from seeing pictures of tits and willies
uneducated retard
7/24/2025, 2:13:48 PM
No.213091163
>>213091200
>>213091140
one word: ISLARM
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:13:57 PM
No.213091165
I was going to tell you something nice but now I'm going to keep it to myself
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:01 PM
No.213091166
>>213091186
>>213091127
my god you're telling me that one lad with autism posting the same thing day after day after day to bait responses was not in fact proof of anything to come?
I for one am shocked
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:26 PM
No.213091175
>>213091206
>>213091211
You can always come here to post
aHR0cHM6Ly9rb2hsY2hhbi5uZXQvaW50L3Jlcy8yNjY0NzYzMS5odG1s
https://www.base64decode.org/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJIS3KjinPc
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:28 PM
No.213091177
*brap brap*
Rorkewells massive dumper came down upon Lefty's face
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:14:52 PM
No.213091186
>>213091166
ofcom are investigating 4chan
4chan are refusing to cooperate
what do you think the final outcome will be here?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:06 PM
No.213091196
>tfw when you book time off work to go on holiday purely to post on 4chan
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:22 PM
No.213091200
>>213091163
yes you're quite right. islam does represent an existential threat to western traditional and liberal values.
which makes leftypol bending over backwards to accommodate it all the more bizarre
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:40 PM
No.213091205
>>213091151
last chance to turn off the vpn
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:40 PM
No.213091206
>>213091175
This just materialised on my desk.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:15:58 PM
No.213091211
>>213091175
they dont let you do generals n that
also SURELY this gets blocked if 4chan does right
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:16:04 PM
No.213091212
>>213091256
dtfic is the personiication of the nerd emoji
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:16:31 PM
No.213091219
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:16:42 PM
No.213091222
if ofcom doesn't block 4chan today it will be because ziedy pulled some strings. he's been really cocksure about nothing happening.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:17:06 PM
No.213091227
You can pay for mullvad by sending cash in the post
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:17:09 PM
No.213091228
>>213091019
i'm actually in the thread right now
did try to tell you lot but only a few listened
not that anything could have been done, even back then when i was warning you all
as another anon put it, once a government decides to do something retarded and tyrannical, there's not much anyone can do
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:05 PM
No.213091244
I am unfit for society and should be jailed immediately
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:14 PM
No.213091248
βwestern and liberal valuesβ are genocide and trans-kids
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:15 PM
No.213091249
I will be using an aussie vpn when they ban us so that I will blend in easier
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:35 PM
No.213091256
>>213091212
don't wear glasses though
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:35 PM
No.213091257
are they not worried about the incels going postal when their porn is taken away?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:18:44 PM
No.213091261
dogbergΓ© just died, please pay your respects
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:19:20 PM
No.213091271
how do you buy a pass without crypto?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:20:52 PM
No.213091306
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:21:10 PM
No.213091313
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:21:36 PM
No.213091324
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:21:41 PM
No.213091327
>>213091263
my condolences
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:12 PM
No.213091341
>>213091368
>>213091516
>>213090212 (OP)
OP how do you know about the Mayflower pub? Have you been there?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:17 PM
No.213091345
>>213091419
>>213091451
>>213091304
invest in bitcoin
it's good investment
I went from 400k to 3.2 million rupees in 1.5 year
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:28 PM
No.213091352
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:28 PM
No.213091353
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:30 PM
No.213091354
>>213091363
Anyone wearing a dress shirt today? Time to throw away the frayed t-shirts and get some respect for yourself
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:22:54 PM
No.213091363
>>213091354
I'm wearing a dress
uwu
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:01 PM
No.213091366
Debating losing my virginity to a prostitute this weekend.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:03 PM
No.213091368
>>213091341
Went there by mistake, was trying to find the gay power pub
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:26 PM
No.213091376
>>213091423
um
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:23:49 PM
No.213091385
*enters /brit/ for the last time*
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:03 PM
No.213091394
>>213091446
>Itβs entirely false to suppose that the soldier wouldnβt endure life at the front if he were deprived of tobacco. Itβs a mistake to be written on the debit side of the High Command, that from the beginning of the war it allotted the soldier a daily ration of cigarettes. Of course, thereβs no question now of going into re- verse.
>But as soon as peace has returned, I shall abolish the ration. We can make better use of our foreign currency than squandering it on imports of poison. I shall start the necessary re-education with the young. Iβll tell them: βDonβt follow the example of your elders.β
>I experienced such poverty in Vienna. I spent long months without ever having the smallest hot meal. I lived on milk and dry bread. But I spent thirty kreuzers a day on my cigarettes. I smoked between twenty-five and forty of them a day. Well, at that time a kreuzer meant more to me than ten thousand marks do to-day. One day I reflected that with five kreuzers I could buy some butter to put on my bread. I threw my cigarettes into the Danube, and since that day Iβve never smoked again.
>Iβm convinced that, if I had continued to be a smoker, Iβd not have held out against the life of incessant worry that has for so long been mine. Perhaps itβs to this insignificant detail that the German people owes my having been spared to them.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:14 PM
No.213091397
painting aurochs lions and deer on my walls with my poo
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:21 PM
No.213091403
>>213091585
whatβs going to happen when every single ukranian male is dead then. will the west and its regime get the women to fight?
>>213091304
It's not hard to use crypto lad, worth taking the time to figure it out now.
You set up a coinbase account, bank transfer money to coinbase (do not do a card transaction or the bank will lock your account), once your funds are on coinbase you exchange your GBP for LiteCoin (not bitcoin*) then you pay for a 4chan pass by sending your LiteCoin to the wallet address 4chan provide to you as part of the pass purchasing process.
*the reason you don't ever buy or use bitcoin for anything other than investing is because it will cost you between Β£5 and Β£25 just to send BTC from one wallet to another. BTC wasn't designed to scale up to the size it's currently at and so trying to use it as an actual currency is a clowish nightmare. This is why a trillion shitcoins exist; they're built upon the same technology as BTC but actually work.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:24:55 PM
No.213091419
>>213091345
Wonder if she sucked him off or wanked him off?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:25:22 PM
No.213091423
>>213091376
she owns a bunch of those silicone female sex dolls and does videos with them
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:17 PM
No.213091446
>>213091394
how did it take him that long to work out you could put butter on bread lol fucking mong
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:32 PM
No.213091451
>>213091345
Definitely happened
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:26:52 PM
No.213091458
>>213091475
>>213091614
>>213091410
Why does it cost you to send it between wallets?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:27:14 PM
No.213091465
>>213091304
You can't but it's quite easy to do. I had never done it before but signed up to coinbase, made a deposit and then bought a pass.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:27:14 PM
No.213091466
>>213091410
I moved $29,908 worth of BTC and only paid $3.15 as fee
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:27:30 PM
No.213091475
>>213091458
transaction fee
Been feeling utterly despondent lately lads.
Dislike my job.
No friends for over a decade.
Still a kissless virgin at 29.
Sick of the profound ugliness and inhumanity of this country.
Barely even speak to my parents any more as I'm so miserable all the time. All I do is go to work, come home, play games and post here.
If 4chan gets banned I don't know what the fuck I'll do.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:10 PM
No.213091485
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:29 PM
No.213091497
>>213091263
sorry to hear that lad
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:37 PM
No.213091498
i despise this place nowadays but iβm a neet and i need to fill gaps in the day here because thereβs only so much you can read or watch stuff. donβt know where else to go
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:28:59 PM
No.213091505
>>213091482
>I don't know what the fuck I'll do.
go to work, come home, and play games
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:11 PM
No.213091509
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:19 PM
No.213091511
should i make a coffee lads
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:21 PM
No.213091512
>>213091591
4chan is unironically the only socialisation i get. if it gets banned i'm kmsing
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:22 PM
No.213091513
>coinbase
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:29 PM
No.213091516
>>213091667
>>213091341
How do YOU know about it?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:39 PM
No.213091520
>>213091263
do you have a picture of dogbergΓ©?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:41 PM
No.213091521
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:46 PM
No.213091524
>>213091558
>>213091569
>>213091482
Man how do you even come back from that? You missed out on the greatest decade of your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhhgI4tSMwc
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:29:53 PM
No.213091529
>>213091559
>>213091578
Scrap iron man doing my head in, begging tosser
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:12 PM
No.213091555
>>213091576
What flag shall we commandeer when posting on vpn?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:12 PM
No.213091556
>Dont drive my car for 2 weeks
>Battery is dead and wonβt start
Sick of it lads. Might go back to walking everywhere
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:13 PM
No.213091558
>>213091524
Age is just a number. Life is what you make of it
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:16 PM
No.213091559
>>213091529
RAG N BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:47 PM
No.213091569
>>213091631
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:31:52 PM
No.213091571
>>213091410
>do not do a card transaction or the bank will lock your account
Why
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:09 PM
No.213091576
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:14 PM
No.213091578
>>213091529
One of them nicked my barbecue
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:39 PM
No.213091585
>>213091606
>>213091403
The homosexuals, jews, and trannies in the west who support ukraine definitely wont go to fight
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:44 PM
No.213091586
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:52 PM
No.213091590
i thought we were going to the "sharty" whatever that is
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:32:53 PM
No.213091591
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:42 PM
No.213091606
>>213091585
>when tarqs get into shitposting
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:33:54 PM
No.213091612
>>213091622
Why doesnt Express VPN work on 4chan ffs?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:34:00 PM
No.213091614
>>213091662
>>213091458
basically the way all transactions are verified is by miners (chinese people with 8,000 GPUs hooked up to stolen electricity) performing specific brute-force mathematical calculations until one miner gets the correct answer and receives a financial reward for doing so
in order to incentivise miners to include your scummy transaction in the next block, you pay a fee. The higher your fee, the more likely your transaction is to be included in the next block because miners want your fat fee as their reward. At times when there are a lot of transactions on the network, fees can go way, way up as people want their personal transaction to go through (be validated) in a sane length of time i.e not 4 hours from now. To guarantee this, they pay a higher fee.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:34:18 PM
No.213091622
>>213091671
>>213091612
you need a 4chan pass
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:34:41 PM
No.213091631
>>213091569
You can actually. I did
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:35:58 PM
No.213091662
>>213091614
Thanks for the explanation, so going back years ago, transactions would take much longer than that?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:36:15 PM
No.213091667
>>213091516
I'm from near there. Opposite there is a little film museum and a theater. Not sure if you have ever been there but its nice. You could only know about that pub if you live near there because it is quite out of the way so do you?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:36:20 PM
No.213091670
if you had sex 4chan would be free
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:36:22 PM
No.213091671
>>213091697
>>213091622
No, you can't even access the site, let alone post.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:36:52 PM
No.213091679
>>213091690
>>213091753
im not pissing about with 4chan passes and all that bollocks
if 4chan gets blocked, so be it
there wont be a /brit/ worth coming to anyway if it's only 4 or 5 megavirgins with vpns and passes
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:37:15 PM
No.213091686
Rorke spotted
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:37:32 PM
No.213091690
>>213091679
don't forget me :D
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:37:48 PM
No.213091697
>>213091916
>>213091671
How long did you get it for lol
Found that out a few months after changing from surfshark.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:38:02 PM
No.213091700
>>213091733
4chan getting banned is like your Terminally ill family member dying, itβs sad but at the end of the day itβs for the best
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:38:30 PM
No.213091703
>>213091718
>>213091410
>making purchases straight from your wallet on the exchange
Don't do this. Move it off the exchange to a secondary wallet first if you want to retain some level of anonymity. It also means that if the exchange goes down or blocks access to your wallet for whatever reason, you still have access to all the cryptocurrency you paid for.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:39:08 PM
No.213091717
the end is night
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:39:12 PM
No.213091718
>>213091831
>>213091703
Anything that isnβt XMR has no anonymity anyway so it doesnβt matter
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:39:22 PM
No.213091720
>>213091756
>>213091776
imagine being so addicted to this place you're rushing around trying to find the best vpn to spend money on.
that should embarrass you. get a fucking life you losers.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:40:01 PM
No.213091733
>>213091700
especially considering the state of this general
it needs putting out of its misery
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:40:10 PM
No.213091737
>>213091769
i want to donate my pass to someone (maybe a lad from /brit/) since i don't want to use this site after (hopefully won't after the ban)
is it safe to just post my code here?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:40:36 PM
No.213091751
>>213091773
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:40:38 PM
No.213091753
>>213091803
>>213091679
This is the problem, there's a few solutions like pass + vpn, sharty, archives, somewhere else, or just nothing. If we're all doing something different then none of them will be any good.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:40:42 PM
No.213091756
>>213091720
Says the guy posting here all afternoon midweek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:40:47 PM
No.213091761
>>213091482
Maybe try getting out and seeing the world lad. Britain is fucked, nothing you can do about but when you leave you'll soon forget your worries
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:41:20 PM
No.213091769
>>213091737
yes
both the user and pass are just randomised letters
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:41:29 PM
No.213091773
>>213091751
you can't do that
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:41:37 PM
No.213091776
>>213091720
some lonely people will literally kill themselves because they can't read posts about namefags trannies and black cocks anymore
it's over for them, there's no life for them to get
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:41:45 PM
No.213091780
make a real new
make a real new
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:42:41 PM
No.213091803
>>213091753
yeah
it's the end of /brit/
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:43:35 PM
No.213091831
>>213091718
Bitcoin offers pseudonymity, which is still better than nothing. You can at least have plausible deniability and say that you transferred the funds to an unrelated third-party, whereas buying directly with your exchange wallet directly links your purchases to an account that has been linked to your official ID documents. And there are services that can make Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies more anonymous, like tumbling and coinjoin.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:43:42 PM
No.213091837
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:44:08 PM
No.213091849
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:46:21 PM
No.213091916
>>213091697
I'm not currently subscribed but yeah I bought it for a year lol
Thinking about trying Mullvad
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:49:26 PM
No.213091985
>>213091263
F dogbergstein
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 2:58:42 PM
No.213092213
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:00:07 PM
No.213092241
>>213090212 (OP)
looks like it could be made into a higurashi background
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:08:06 PM
No.213092432
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:10:19 PM
No.213092483