Thread 213091842

Let it all out one last time edition

I hate statistics

>>213091842 (OP)
I'm still standing

>>213093765
it's just selfishness, "not my problem" mentality

britain may have age verification and possibly be about to block 4chan, but in australia you can be arrested for holding your arm at a 45-degree angle, not sure who is more cucked

Keep Britain Tidy (racially)

mental how you can just shit out obvious ai slop >>>/v/716265743 and get tons of yous for "effortposting" on todays /v/

neoliberal bull logging in

Listening to Radiohead

it's over brit lads
the good times have ended
our mighty empire has collapsed
may Jove rest our souls
for I will meet you all in elysium

I thought brits were known for queuing?

>>213093831
i do a what amounts to a nazi salute when i'm hailing the bus and no one bats an eye

>>213093825
Him and Seaside Mark should link up

FUCK RULE34VIDEO IS BLOCKED ITS HAPPENING FUCK I NEED A VPN HOW DO I GET WROUND DNS BLOCKS TOO WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING KIER

see you in the comments of Ruby's latest video

I will see you all on the battlefield where we shall do battle, as it were

yeah yeah but the last batch of small boat cronem are waking up right now

Remember when Tumblr collapsed and all the Leftypols ended up on Twitter in front of the mainstream and infected everything with their nonsense

ziedy is still doing a lot of Spamming / flooding

there's no black in the union jack is what we used to say

>>213093897
The only brit there said nah fuck this

>>213093912
proton vpn works for pr0n and it's free

this would be a nice day were not for the filthy JFs turning up to spoil the thread (like with our country)

hello everyone

Gen Alpha are going to be mad leet hackers

>>213094013
hello mate :)

>>213093984
HEHEHE NOT SO SMART ARE WE NOW KEIR YOU TOSSAR

>>213094042
rorke angry emoting this on facebook

>got an email about a new clinical study they're doing on male pattern baldness
>offering between $11-26k for participation
>participants must be men who are balding
>not balding
fuck

>>213093833
Guy on the right has this genuine mong look that you see in manual labourers

>>213094042
i don't think sharia bloody allows it

>>213094042
I AGREE

Planning an epic goonsesh for tonight just in case

tomorrow's headline
>After shutdown of extreme Internet forum, Brit and Belgian men found in gay suicide pact

>>213094080
Fuck off

>>213094080
leftypillock

Do a lockdown. Ban air travel.

>>213094112
I'm English

>>213094054
how's your mum doing mate?

Feels like the issue around immigration is boiling over in this country now, I wonder what Barmer is going to do about it.

>>213094126
Hug a Chinese person

Fucking hell I thought things could only get better

>>213094145
Import more and then live in tel aviv with his wife and kids

>>213094175
Alri Howard Jones

Only soulless southerners and London freaks identify as "British"
As an English person I want an INDEPENDENT ENGLAND
I don't seek to bully and dominate the Scottish, Welsh, Irish and Cornish
They can all be independent too!
It's just common sense x

never been a big fan of soundgarden

the apocalypse was meant to happen in 2020. it was averted by time travelers but covid was a side effect.

a cuddle with Jack aye

>>213094199
Foreigners and leftists are the only people who do

>>213094206
>travelers
FOY

>>213094199
Im British (half scotch half english)

>>213094199
russian demoralisation bot

>>213094071
LOL they look goofy

Opinions on this car?

>>213094262
why are you ignoring me

>>213094257
Why do you hate the English?

my car costs more than your rent

>>213094286
Pakimobile

>>213094262
blud you look goofy

>>213094301
costs more than 0 yeah?

>>213094286
Driven by either working class white men age 20-35, or pakis.

I shag ten times as many women as you

>>213094339
Ten times zero is still zero mate

I shag trannies

>>213094339
So you've shagged 10 women?

>>213094329
you still live in a tent

>>213094262
10cm en dun

scrmtvlrbing

And then one day, for no reason at all

>>213094262
show us the 10cm baton

rorke flummoxed

>>213094262
10cm

>>213094333
I’m a working class white man aged 20-35 so I guess that’s good

>>213094402
He's a massive faggot thougheverbeit

>>213094419
get in lad

>>213094402
well obviously, that's why you never see trans pakis

>>213094419
Sorted then m8, I'll see you driving up my backside soon then yeah?

>>213094402
so he can go to a women's prison and keep raping

Working for a clientberg who took his wife's surname fucking hell

Went outside in my shorts today.
Absolutely humiliating. I bet everyone was looking at me thinking “look at that freak in his shorts. who does he think he is? Those are the wrong length of shorts. his legs are too pale to be allowed to wear shorts. his legs aren’t muscular enough to wear shorts. he’s got the wrong length of socks on for shorts. why are his legs so hairy?”
This is a totally reasonable assumption and I do not have mental problems.

>>213094042
Yh little rorke shits like him have sent govberg schizo

>>213094458
friend did this

any white middle class 20-35 man in?

>>213094402
Nazi chuds hate facts like this

>>213094301
Technically true, as I don't pay rent. I own a home on 3 acres

>>213094459
Nobody is thinking about you

>>213094441
I need to check the financing options first but yeah

>>213094402
THESE DAYS YOU'LL GET ARRESTED IF YOU SAY YOU'RE TRANS

nth for the baddiedem

>>213094482
Yeah, I drive an old Hyundai i30 covered in bird shit

>>213094459
This happens to me all the time, they come up to me and tear my shorts off and put pants on me and call me a freak for trying to wear shorts with skinny pale legs

>>213094459
always feel like people are going to think 'he doesn't usually wear shorts hes not a shorts person what's he doing wearing shorts'

>>213094502
nasty leg

>>213094482
You want Grindr mate

>>213094459
i'm sure you have nice legs x

>>213094402
true. if i wanted to molest someone in a women's bathroom I would just do it. no need to hop on hormones for 3 years

>>213094500
Unironically plausible under Farage's Britain

>>213094459
nobody is thinking about you because after 0.1 seconds of seeing you they realise you're an ugly incel and completely ignore your existence

>>213094459
Wore shorts once at an old workplace and multiple people mocked me for having white legs, I got so bored of it that I stopped wearing them.

for me, it's the work van

you should all decide on a rarely used flag to set your vpn servers too

>>213093897
Hated late after school busses, glad I walked home

You can just ignore people's stupid opinions

surreptitiously moved my part over slightly to help hide my balding

the plus sized twink is coming over later

>>213094529
Nigel Farage complete NAZI

>>213094548
me? papua new guinea

>>213094531
No I’m actually quite handsome so people look at me and it makes me uncomfortable.

>>213094459
A Don doesn't wear shorts

>>213094512
Angelica's lost all her meat

>>213094564
Alri Liz Cheney

>>213094569
For me it's East Timor

>>213094561
get him plapped

>>213094564
Repubs have been the party of 'actually we love niggers and women MORE' for as long as I've been alive

>>213094502
>>213094593
Built for BWC

>>213094585
>so people look at me
No they don't.

>>213094564
>After being a fascist my entire life, I'm now a neoliberal!
Literally 0 difference

>>213094585
How do you know if a girl is looking at you in a way that means she finds you attractive? Is it if she returns eye contact? Or does she need to smile for it to count?

scoped an m2...
im activating

that new leonardo di caprio revolution movie looks pretty good from the trailers

i wasn't the ugliest lad at my school but I'm probably the only one who is still an incel

>>213094636
mmhmm

>>213094636
lil 10cm ziedy sat inside his house all day
never 'scoped' anything but gradual disappointment for his mum

>>213094643
Directed by the best director alive paul thomas anderson so it will probably be good

mods there is a 3-day old baby here >>213094621

>>213094564
next friggin level :O

>>213094622
Best he cud do

>>213094631
They normally make eye contact and do that smile so I make this face and speedwalk away

I look at the year 13 group photo from my old school and I am genuinely the best looking lad in the photo. Funny how things turned out.

>>213094657
ktim
at least for my year
had friends and everything
threw it away for neetdom and a life spent on the computer
oh well

zeidy scoping an m2 when the cronem show up to see his mum oh he'll be peekin xx

>>213094693
trump spent half his first term bragging about how much he was reducing 'black unemployment' you gay little retard

Rorke furiously masturbating to vtubers
Leftypol getting pegged and CBT from his Indian gf

>don't do it Nimi!
>Stop!!
>DON'T DO IT
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>213094734
Yeah he also said he'd release the Epstein files you gullible TWAT

>>213094731
lil zoidberg living out his childhood trauma through schoolgirl fantasies on 4chan

I was decent at football and generally considered the funniest lad in the class
Should be a comfy Deano but I had to be a mental case instead didn't I haha

just scoped an m2

>>213094751
Cute Ganyu x

>>213094593
ruined, sad!

Rorke being picked last in PE shaped his whole worldview

Genuinely cannot think of anything I care about less than if some famous people shagged some 17 year-olds or not
Get a fucking life

was probably in the lowest 20% of social abilities in my year, probably a prerequisite for posting here

m2 intense clartening

>>213094789
Ktim

>>213094821
ktim

>>213094751
Built for BWC

A cuddle with jack

>>213094828
At least I make Saba laugh x

>>213094825
got my m2 sucking the baton

rapid slamming of the s curved baton will tek place

>>213094818
always assumed they did that anyway and loads of rock stars slept with children as young as 13 and got away with it

got two fingers in my bumhole now, shall i try for a third? x

Labour are fucked

Tories are fucked

Reform is a joke

Which party will rise from the ashes and lead Britain to its golden age?

>>213094862
mmhmm

>>213094884
brother just buy buttplugs already they feel much better

>>213094884
pics?

>>213094821
i know for sure i was at the absolute bottom of the pile

ziedbelg wishing quincy had slammed him with HIS baton

>>213094866
I accept your concession

bendy s curved baton wagging live on facetime for m2 purposes

ziedy will kill himself soon

>>213094896
ENTER CHADYN

bro is called seatbelt :skull:

Zeidy in prison getting rejected by the blacks and bummed by the Aryan Brotherhood

I wonder if my life would’ve been better if my family didn’t force me to homeschool after elementary or if I’d have been a school shooter

Can't believe this will be the last /brit/ thread

>>213094896
Labour, Tory and Reform are all different shades of Hitlerites
Only CORBYN can save Britain

>>213094896
Monster raving looney party

Don't even mind Corbyn much these days but come the fuck on

paying my respects to /brit/ by raping my own arse

perfect -2 bulbous pg tip stretch exercise

>>213094913
It is a tale as old as time you handicapped little freak
Conservatives formed in the outset of the English Civil War as the losers, and have always been losers. Every platform they ever make is a concession, and that is how culture has shifted ever 'leftward'. Your side even calls it the "right side of history".

can still look at porn on reddit without an ID
reckon cunts have just been making things up

m2 or -2 is a term used by paedophiles to refer to a girl who is 2 years under the age of consent.

>>213094898
what are you supposed to do if you need a fart? i fart a lot and i don't want to have to take it out every 2 minutes

>>213093858
I ain't reading all that shit chief

I know jannies might get mad at us for trying, but let's see if ziedy will actually get banned for all his Trolling outside /b/ and Spamming / flooding
Take his final day away from him

So is Corbyn a communist or what then?

>>213095036
he always was

>>213095000
Apparently they're making people verify accounts by sending photos and ID to some Yank startup, which contravenes GDPR
Whole thing is an absolute clusterfuck

>>213094080
>cornwall
bahahahahaha

>"I'm in the mountains, completely lost" - Jay Slaters final call to family pleading for help

SCUH REEMING, hope the little runt roasted away in an agonising death reflecting upon his life tormenting people

>>213095047
zased, he's got my vote

>>213094860
you are a paedophile

next motorcyclists who tries to cut lanes in front of me i'm going to mow down
they always act like cunts and ride up alongside you when you barely miss them so i might as well show them the error of their ways and avoid the menacing

m2 gherkin appointment

(◡‿◡)

so the "subtle" nonce poster was ziedy and heathernonce this whole time?

drinking MONSTER

Asked my gfberg to step on my the other day.
A most interesting view.

>>213094080
>occupied Yorkshire
What's the point?

>>213095058
I was in Tenerife when that happened. No I didn't help look for him. Not my problem

>>213095002
Ohhh I thought they were talking about the car

>>213095091
why don't you get a job? or use all this time on a productive hobby?

Greater Britain

>>213095024
You just don’t, eat some fiber and probiotics and poop beforehand it’ll probably be better
You’re supposed to do a half douche before anal play but I never do and have never had poop on any of my toys, but that may just be my luck

Mental how I can't find the Falkland islands on a map of Britain

thoughts on the pasta?

Gloria Estefan would get it

>>213095156
go ask /ita/

>>213095089
Reminds me, have you seen the ethnic in Manchester who stole a kids bike at knifepoint and then got btfo by the kids dad in his car?

>>213095156
That's from Iceland

>>213095080
How so?

>>213095145
Gay people need to be locked up asap

>>213095156
is that just pasta with passata and cheese on it?

>>213095156
Looks alright but needs some meat.

Governmentstein just does the literal opposite of whatever I want
Might start arguing against state mandated gfs

in a few years there will be a big data breach but we'll be safe because we didn't upload our ID

Anne Frank's parents were anti-Zionist, secular jews. They would've despised Israel.

"the arse is always greener", as they say

>>213095058
>His body remained in Spain before being repatriated to the UK. The coroner ordered a post-mortem examination to be held in the UK, which concluded Slater died of traumatic head injuries, consistent with a fall from height. The report also highlighted that his death would have been instantaneous.

>>213095188
yeah

>>213095184
I’m not even gay it just feels great, next to zero risk of injury if you’re safe so no harm no foul

>>213095188
>passata
Ketchup

>>213095196
Imagine the whole world knowing that you gave a picture of your gormless face to PornHub when you were horny one day

Did go through a spell of sticking things up there when I was younger
Pens and that
One day just I stopped

>>213095117
i have a job and i’m sponsored

>>213095117
he can barely be considered sentient
can you imagine employing such a freak?

>>213095197
goyim only like jews when we’re weak. that mistake will never be made again, seethe forever

Tea app is a bit mad
Accelerationism happening faster than expected

>>213095183
you goon to lolicon

GHCQstein using blackops budgets to finance a spastic Paki to spam the British culture thread of a Taiwanese pinball bulletin board

>>213095228
stuck one of mum's fake bananas up there once, cut up my ringpiece on the seam where the plastic was sealed

>>213095238
>AIEEEEEEEE AMERICA SAVE MEEEE

>>213095238
Who said we ever liked you?

>>213095238
doubt many people 'like' you at all

yank evangelicals are the historical exception, and like with the trannyism etc., that tolerance will inevitably come to an end

>>213094821
same but luckily there were a couple of severely autistic lads in my year that made sure I wasn't considered "the weird one"

>>213095238
The entire world hates Israel. Not Jews. Israel.

>>213095232
you are an immigrant?

get it made

I'm giving you the keys to the yard

he's right you know

>>213095262
the opinions of women are the least of our concerns i think

>>213095291
india loves israel

>>213095305
Irish diaspora

>>213095262
imagine if they brought out an equivalent for men, there would be an uproar

>>213095262
>Tea app
?

>>213095271
False

Knew I would regretting googling that
Just going to stop googling things I reckon

about 3x as many results returned for "catberg" as opposed to "dogberg"

>>213095323
no. 1 app on app store
basically where women go to complain about chad
not a problem for us incels, but it means that even chad will not be able to get a woman now

>>213095352
/brit/ is objectively a cat general

>>213095279
https://x.com/zohranmamdani/status/1947641020037874093
>An Israeli soldier: “We’re looking for babies, but there are no babies left. I killed a girl, she was 12—but I’m looking for a baby.”
THESE DAYS, YOU GET ARRESTED IF YOU SAY YOU'RE JEWISH, OY

>>213095323
app where any woman can submit "red flags" on men anonymously, ostensibly to call out cheaters and abusers but obviously extremely open for abuse

Downloading Tea and suing women for breaching my GDPR rights

Wonder what the prophet Mani would make of today's world

>>213095315
i think it's fair enough, women have to protect themselves from twats
if you're not a sex offender or a fuckboy it makes no difference to you

>>213095291
precisely because israel is comprised of strong jews

that's roughly a month's salary blown getting the car fixed
takes the fucking piss

>>213095314
just a few more hours x

>>213095381
Is the Jewish capital of the world really going to elect that guy

>>213095393
would probably get one shot by 8k ai upscaled gay porn video

>>213095352
catberg next to me right now. he's completely tapped out from walking up the stairs and playing for a few minutes.
he's old, he's allowed to be a lazy bastard

>>213095381
Most compassionate zionist

4chan'ın İngiltere'de engellendiğini sanıyordum.

Boktan bayraklarınızı bir daha görmemek için ne kadar beklemem gerekiyor?

writing a python script that will submit a million randomly-generated complaints to Tea about every man in the world

>>213095439
FOJF

>>213095439
Give turkish wife

>>213095401
right which I can accept but even if you're not two-timing or rapey you're still gonna have intimate details about you shared online to total strangers which should not be a thing

Glad I saved all that super heroine JAV before this afternoon

>>213095467
that'll happen regardless, women are rapacious gossipmongers, always have been

>>213095315
There used to be, it was banned for misogyny
>>213095401
There's loads of fake reports allegedly, disappointed women able to spite others by damaging their reputation

>>213095439
We don't speak Greek here

>>213095315
yeah it was called coalfax

been saying for a while women should be forbidden from using the internet
all the evidence suggests im correct

AI will make all of this irrelevant

say you searched for someone on Tea and got zero results, would that be instant undeniable proof that they're a khv?

>>213095458
jealous of men on tea because that means they interacted with a woman at one point

>>213095476
based spankbanger

>>213095401
This app is an offshoot of equivalent Facebook pages which were already shown to be full of cretinous females lying about men they had never met

>>213095365
>>213095382
thanks
another sign that we live in a fucked up era
i've had women older than me ask me for my "insta" ffs

yhe online safety binble

>>213095305
ratio'd

Just make your own app/ISP/server/internet/country

>>213095476
>he doesn't search for and then download JAV directly through a torrent client
ngmi

>>213095511
who's Al?

sir jav heroin

>>213095476
get on a VPN (there are free VPNs that arent good but fit for purpose)
make an account while on the VPN
turn off the VPN and log back in, you'll count as verified

lads, I'm a bit scared of Tea

>>213095492
Yaratıcı cevap :)

total jewish victory

>>213095491
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>213095512
nothing stopping women from just exaggerating or plain making shit up over a guy at work who gave them the ick

what am i saying they'd never do that

>>213095439
The law comes into effect midnight tonight
But we might not disappear straight away, I don't know how long it will take for the government to enforce the law
Also free Kurdistan

mental how Thailand and Cambodia are blowing each other up right now yet they aren’t telling you about it

fuck all the scumbags
your lives should be ruined
suffer hard dirty faggots

>squibby head went full binble and got grangled to fuck
I'm sorry, what?

>>213095512
no

Wonder if some rorke stronghold will eventually attempt to break away from the country. Somewhere in Essex or Lincolnshire probably.

>>213095625
Been blown up a few times over there if you catch my drift haha

Tea is banned here under GDPR btw
so no worries

>>213095608
Kurdistan gave up neolib its OVER for you

>>213095507
unironically writing an essay about how to effectively do this (not literally, because that would require state intervention and that just won't happen)

basically it would involve a lot of bullying and abuse of 'safety' apps, dating apps in general etc.

>>213095625
It's no real war compared to Myanmar desu

>>213095653
good you can keep faggoting forever then

Tea is just original Facebook site Facemash for women

twitter has porn so is twitter getting banned too?

>>213095653
GDPR doesnt mean shit, it conflicts with the online safety act on its face

>>213095625
Quite refreshing to see a war in a place like that

>>213095608
>The law comes into effect midnight tonight
Şahane!
>But we might not disappear straight away
Umarım en yakın zamanda siktir olup gidersiniz
>I don't know how long it will take for the government to enforce the law
Onu beklerken kendini öldürmeyi düşündün mü?
>Also free Kurdistan
PKK silah bıraktı lol

>>213095656
The Kurds are Commies and Anarchists, not Neoliberals you deranged Yankee retard

>>213095568
can probably find some on soulseek too (if you wanna deal with the israeli servers)

>>213095701
nice one can i get a kebab

>>213095644
the year is 2030. As part of his “poles out, pakis in” initiative, Prime Minister Farage has left the ECHR in order to facilitate as many small boats landing on British shores as possible

>>213095684
only sites that refuse to enforce the age checks get blocked, presumably Twitter has age checks

>>213095714
what... really?

>>213095670
yh, it also lets them get exploited easily

>>213095733
why were you going to go get me one

>>213095750
n-no

>>213095714
Pakistanlı çocuk tecavüzcüsü komşuna yolluyorum, ondan alırsın :DD

new

>>213095789

>>213095789

>>213095789

>>213095701
large doner meat and chips pal cheers

>>213095769
yeah hold the vinegar bossman, cheers

I believe in my evil