>*clicks and drags cancer cells to babies' brains*
>And I saw every thing that I had made, and, behold, it was very good.
I bought beetle toys and I'm putting them next to my crosses
>God bad even doe he created DNB
>I work in mysterious ways... and therefore this innocent 5 years old kid needs to painfully die from cancer!
Based god. He does that to remind you haughty vainglorious humans the power he has over you. He giveth life and taketh it away. Man lies, kills,slanders,and is all around evil. Why shouldn't we all be punished for our acts of sin.
>Why are you sending scouts ahead to the Promised Land? Don't you trust me that this land belongs to you? *puffs weed* Maybe I should send you guys on a 40-year timeout.
>NOOOOO WHY IS MANKIND SO EVIL AND WICKED? I LITERALLY MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU'RE EXACTLY LIKE ME! FUCK IT, I'M JUST GOING TO KILL YOU ALL IN A FLOOD!
>Let's increase the melanin level and the size of the cock on this one
>>213093580What are some things God does to them, then? Does he give them deadly parasites or something?
>>213093672He makes them marry cunts and get shot by idiots who misinterpret a novel.