18 results for "53bdff8a46d2f76d836b3381617f6a00"
>>18097173
>Molinist God: What do you mean free will is incompatible with an omniscient deity who controls all the variables? I just surveyed all possible worlds and decided to actualize the one where you end up in my torture chamber but aside from that your will is totally free bro
>>215876772
nuggie babies need to exist in order for normals to exist. o algo.
>>215787956
>Anon is always praying for his hair to grow back. I will never understand this fixation, but he is a good man, so I think I will answer his prayer.
>*clicks and drags permanently healthy, robust, fast-growing hair follicles into his fucking ears*
>Bless you, my child.
>>516059302
there was no fireman standing behind Kirk who needed to be sent straight to hell
>>214541371
>I will create humans and make them social creatures
>and now, I will create autism
>>214489702
>Hmmm, I see dogs are naturally man's best friend but nobody want to be around my feline creations.
>*releases toxoplasmosis patch*
>Anon made another thread making fun of me? I'll show that fucking blasphemer once and for all.
>*gives a random infant brain cancer*
>>214217056
>Ahh, now all I have left is to plant this special tree with forbidden fruit... where in the entire world shall it go?
>*clicks and drags it to the Garden of Eden*
>>214205320
>I have just the miracle to help the suffering people of Kosovo.
>*click click click*
>I hid dinosours in the ground and made observable evidence proving wrong things written in this book.
>BTW you have to believe this book, unless you want to get into my all powerful bad side. and no, i wont show any sign or proof i exist today.
>sees anon crying about going bald
>drags robust, healthy, fast-growing hair follicles into his ears
>>213899961
>notices you praying to grow your hair back
>clicks and drags new, healthy, fast-growing hair follicles into your ears
>"Bless you, my child."
>>213513544
>You had doubts that you would be able to take this land I promised you after you sent scouts ahead? If you're going to treat this like an RTS how about I fuck with your pathfinding for the next 40 years, bucko.
>>717050098
truke
>*clicks and drags cancer cells to babies' brains*
>And I saw every thing that I had made, and, behold, it was very good.
>>213090609
>*clicca sul tasto 'aggiungi al settimo cerchio'*
>>212686346
what was he thinking when he designed it
>>212544253
>his girlfriend needs the BBC, it's the only way for him to learn
>all part of my master plan