Thread 214217056

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>>214217056 (OP)
the earth is 5000 years old even though carbon 14 isotopes have been decaying for gorillions of years, proof? it's in this jewish book

>>214217056 (OP)
>Ahh, now all I have left is to plant this special tree with forbidden fruit... where in the entire world shall it go?
>*clicks and drags it to the Garden of Eden*

>Gathering sticks on the sabbath? I thought I told you all to rest
>Stone that guy to death