Thread 213119725

Hell edition

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looks comfy

Hell is other people

bros I am STILL waiting for a bratty black gf

Hell is a place on earth

aych ee double hockey sticks

>>213119759
you can't handle them when they chimp out

>>213119727
comedy

transphobes who hate cute trans girls are just mad because they have no chance with them

i am a sex icon

even a black weeb gf would be fine as long as she gets saucy and gives me little fits and bad attitude sometimes

>>213119790
CHOOSE

>>213119802
tropic thunder

>>213119802
means girls

>>213119792
smell my finger

>>213119802
Scary Movie

if you're not at least this hairy i'm not attracted to you

>>213119785
I will tame them with my BWC that is part of the allure

>>213119802
shaolin soccer

>>213119809
Will do
>>213119813
>>213119817
maybe tomorrow

remind me to never ask cum for kinography recs.

>>213119802
OFFICE SPACE

>>213119837
Comedy is a shit genre to be fair

>>213119834
W

>>213119788
they're the same ones trying to convince everyone their shitty dead town in the middle of nowhere with no jobs is the best place to live

drinking milk

>>213119821
Gorilla
also why are his nipples so big

Nogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Niggardry

>>213119883
The new Snape is Black

>>213119881
it's called testosterone (something you gooks wouldn't understand)

a bag of poop down the hatch

>>213119898
hey now, don't say the G word

>>213119898
don't be mean to our Korean visitor you disgusting AIDS-riddle faggot.

Nose hair trimmed. Feels lovely.

I know all the mysteries of the universe

literally me

>>213119926
What happens after death?
Why does the universe exist?

aids isn't real

>>213119944
GAH what the fuck

< If you want to know why Jason became a tranny

>>213119868
Yes, people who suggest rural life are the ones making rural life unpleasant.
Agreeableness is the main trait of disagreeableness. You are so intelligent.

only thing i like about koreans is showing off naked in their korean spas

>>213119868
> that picture
literally my family. fuuuuuuuuuuuck my parents for moving from a major city to bumfuck nowhere right when my siblings and i started graduating. my brother never really recovered, was stuck working at a gas station and going to an F-tier community college before transferring to an F-tier school with an F-tier major that he never ended up using. in his 30s working minimum wage.

>>213119955
I said this last week. His constant consumption of hormone-laden milk + cheap red meats that are loaded with hormones and endocrine disrupting chemicals has caused him to troon out at a molecular level.

>>213119974
we can be roommates in chicago :)

>>213119955
>>213119978
is this about raw milk or normal milk

>>213119944
AI is a good thing (according to indians)

>>213119791
that's a woman

>>213120002
yup, trans women are women

>>213119944
>>213119954
not clicking it but these sort of ai jumpscare webms need to be banned

>>213120011
XY

gn cumba wumbas

>>213120015
it's not a jumpscare it's just fucking weird

>>213120026
night bud

>>213120026
night

my general is dead so I'm just gonna shit up your one if that's fine (you don't have a choice)

How do I get female attention?

>>213120057
Poo Peeland

>>213120015
are you the same guy who was paranoid about those car webs being posted 1-2 nights ago?

>>213120062
your a fucking nigger

>>213120066
maybe lol
>>213120037
oh okay

>>213120060
Consider transitioning

>>213120017
who cares. spiritually they're women (and cute)

Live near a Del Taco and have never seen anyone inside of it.

>>213120081
the Netherlands o algo

>>213120060
testosterone

>>213120093
take me there, will ya

i'm sexually attracted to myself

>>213120082
that face still looks masculine. look you can be into trannies all you want just stop acting like you're normal. you have a fetish.

>>213120113
your better off asking a Dutch guy idk

>>213120126
damn you like that greek nigga and shit

>>213119974
My mother moved me from the Seattle area to northern Wisconsin. I still resent her for it.

>>213120138
care me in your arms and we can fly together. would be a romantic getaway for the both of us

>>213120141
My dad was going to move us from Texas to Canada when I was younger. Didn't happen (thank god)

>>213120129
i'm a homosexual. i just support trans girls.

>>213120158
*carry

at some point you commit so much cringe in a single lifetime that you can never recover.

>>213120097
Really? I'm decently high T. That is, if libido is a good analog for T levels.

sometimes i get intrusive thoughts around my religious altars and it stresses me out.
one of my intrusive thoughts called a spirit a nigger.

>>213120200
yeah. just be hairy and groom yourself well

>>213120158
sounds nice, I'm not sure if I can carry you if the stereotypes are accurate

>>213119933
Oh no idk about that

>>213120201
what am i looking at?

>>213120224
an altar. do you know how to read

Anyone here into eating pussy?

>>213120230
i know its an altar but to whom is it dedicated?

>>213119868
The easiest way to escape this is through the military.

>>213120238
no

>>213120255
the nigger spirit, he just said that

Drinking and singing karaoke at a bar with 3 other people in it

I want to move to the east coast at some point. The rain and fog are just... vghhhhh

>>213120214
Hairy? I don't have much arm hair and facial hair drives me nuts so I always shave.

>>213120266
post proof

Got the first 3 layers of paints on the armour for the squad of death guard today. Doing the trim tomorrow and then the biological details the next day.

>>213120090
Ypipo be like
“This “Mexican” food too spicy”

>>213120266
what u singin, nigga?

>>213120287
del taco is not spicy that's why nobody goes there

>>213120276
>don't have much arm hair
low T confirmed

>>213120305
Did you just post them on 4chan without their consent?
What a freak

obsessive compulsive disorder makes me suffer

>>213120305
this a weird ass bar ngl

>>213120311
No I'm just not Greek. I barely have any chest hair, but below the waist I'm sasquatch.

>>213120290
I dont remember
I think I put in an ELo song

>>213120329
Consent this
*grabs ballsack*

its raining cumbums

>>213120090
I like del taco

I wish I was fucking dead

>>213120337
genetics aren't an excuse

>>213120284
I don't know much about Warhammer but ever since this video got recommended to me I've been interested in it. The world looks so fucking cool, I just hope the books are actually good to read.
https://youtu.be/Cj3ENSVogTo

>>213120343
Your name is Pierre

>>213120330
what thoughts do you have

>>213120343
i rebuke this low vibrational post

can't believe /cum/ is trying to make me goon...

>>213120364
it's actually abdul ahmed muhammaed (he's not french)

should i feel sorry for women who do porn?

>>213120392
No.

>>213120379
intrusive thoughts. mainly the religious kinds.

>>213120392
only for the ones who do so out of pressure

>>213120392
why would you

>>213120385
incorrect

>>213120417
how do you differentiate that?

>>213120422
cause they're doing it out of necessity? to pay the bill, to feed themselves

>>213120428
there's nothing you can do about it, it's not worth thinking about. get your nut off and move on

>>213120392
having pity for them being godless? sure, anyone should. apologizing for degenerate things they do? no.

>>213120428
there isn't. why would one fare about the ethical consumption of porn anyway

Just became a US citizen, I'm just like you!

I have a gold aura

>>213119759
>hot brown woman
>causcusoid features dominate facial structure
MANY such cases.

>>213120460
umm that's the canada flag, dummy

religious intrusive thoughts are the worst because spirits can read your mind and see what you're thinking

>>213120472
What's the difference!

Executive order on homelessness
Nothing will happen though

take your meds schizo. unironically take them.

Correction: it was knocking on heavens door by GnR

>>213120495
what did paypay eat like damn got him all freaky lookin bad hair day n stuff

>>213120428
>cause they're doing it out of necessity?
no one has a gun to their head (the large majority of the time)
they could just get a job at walmart

>>213120508
i don't support allopathic medicine

i love beating off to pornographic material. i think i have a problem

Went to Mcdonalds today, drive through girl called me papa
First of all: FUCK, I really am getting old
Second: Nice
I wonder - I hate the whole "daddy" thing, it creeps me out and is objectively gross, but hearing it in other languages or variations of the term don't bother me at all. Why's that?

>>213120510
that's a hard song to sing, axel

>>213120522
i'm on day 4 or 5 of no fap and no porn

>>213120539
I did 5 days last week but didn't gain any special powers.

I'm made of metal
My circuits gleam
I am perpetual
I keep the country clean
I'm elected electric spy
I'm protected electric eye

>>213120559
it takes months

>>213120528
Are you sure she wasn't asking you about potatoes?

We are pleased to announce that we have successfully signed Jesus of Nazareth to portray Ganondorf in the upcoming film adaptation of The Legend of Zelda.

>>213120476
what's your ritualistic behaviours to resist intrusive thoughts

>>213120530
Very lukewarm reaction from the barflies

going to open up youtube and watch cabin in the woods videos

>>213120519
I dont have the energy to argue with you bro, I just dont think you should be suffering needlessly if medication is an option

>>213120592
i don't do anything to resist them. i just start spiraling out of control mentally and get paranoid when they come.

One day, you climbed a tree for the last time and didn't even realize it

Zelda sucks
>>213120589
>Here you go papa
I mean maybe, but I got the sandwich at the same time so I don't think so
>>213120630
I'll climb one tomorrow

>>213120624
i stick to naturopathic remedies

it's fun to joke about schizos until an actual schizo pops up then you feel bad for them

>>213120630
fuck you i'm going to climb a tree tomorrow just to spite you.
if you see a man acting erratically in the park please just ignore him.

went to my goon discord and no one's online
livin in a cold ass world fr...

>>213120592
I have about a dozen long running fanfictions going on completely in my head that I continue to get my mind back on track

>>213120650
Let's goon together. Which /gif/ thread are you hitting up?

>>213120630
That day hasn't happened yet

>>213120661
>>213120650

>>213120658
Based deep thinker

>>213120673
Are you more of a /d/ anon?

i had a schizophrenic breakdown in my bathroom one time. i was convinced i had to hide in my bathtub because i was paranoid the feds were out to get me.

*shoots u*

>>213120698
How do you know they weren't?

>>213120715
Dude I would love a gf that would roleplay as a sexy assassin and roleplay killing me.

>>213120640
Papa is not the same a papi. Maybe it's a zoomer thing but it's kinda weird.

>>213120715
why do you keep posting her? what are you trying to gain?

>>213120698
The feds are out to get us though

>>213120721
idk. i think that happens when your blood sugar gets too low and your brain doesnt have enougj energy to function properly.

>>213120661
maybe the ai futa thread or the kpop thread, i'm still deliberating

Good night cumfriends
>>213120698 stay strong bud

>>213120658
>>213120625
well, hang in there, it might disappear on its own naturally, it did for me.
you know what your condition is and can even be open about it to others, that's very good.

it's 8 o seven o clock. im drunk
im getting a new tatt today as well
im an incel nigger

My friend gave me an edible and it’s toooo scrong. It’s starting to hit and it’s not good fellas. If I die, play this song at my wake.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5ZpAmDzJyw

Gonna attempt a beach boys songs to get these boomers to be more lively

what's the point of going out if you're just gonna be on your phone

that's it, i'm gonna rape myself

Gave into the degeneracy again.

>>213120349
The books are kind of terrible. The Gotrek and Felix EARLY books are great but not the newer ones

>>213120915
idk
this entire existence doesnt feel real

yes i'm a satanist, yes i follow jay dyer, what about it?

Killing in the name of
So you do what they told ya

>>213120900
I took an edible and it hasn’t hit yet. I hope it does!

>>213120959
low vibrational

>>213120964
more like gay dyer

watchin stephen colbert

>>213120995
kek sent that freak flying

>>213120984
shut the fuck up retard.

i am just an option to women. how do i deal with this feeling?

>>213120995
i'm gonna buy his books
>>213121035
what if i'm swimming and not flying

>>213121027
destiny said he was gay

>>213121046
you're an option to men too. get yourself a sugar daddy

>>213121046
self-harm

>>213121046
by killing as many minorities as possible
in real life

>>213121046
why should that affect your feelings? you don't exist to appeal to them, and their opinions and judgements don't dictate what you are.

>>213121040
Don't be upset

goodnight

>>213121052
destiny came out? good for him

All this karaoke is doing is making me depressed

>>213121027
can't believe orangeman is getting him cancelled just for making jokes about him

>>213121124
Why?

i need a private fence in my backyard so my neighbors don't see me doing barefoot naked yoga outside under the sun

>>213121124
maybe you should get off your phone and enjoy it

spinny...

fuck you

Just laid a huge log in the can.

>>213121139
Nigga I’m tributing 60% of the songs
>>213121136
Because I suck at singing

>>213121219
Stfu

>>213121187
I am ripper
I am Slasher
I am Gouger
I am the Teeth in the Darkness
I am the Talons in the Night
I am Strength
I am Lust
I am POWER
>>213121190
Up it to 80% and put some feeling in it

>>213119725 (OP)
You know what's really scary? This picture. No, not the actual content of the picture. The fact that I know that you know about this character for the same reason I do, that something out there had the power to cognitively infiltrate so many people at once and fill their minds with the same information at once

>>213121289
Speaking from the perspective of someone who doesn't know what OP is about, is there something that impressive about mass information dissemination? We knew ozzy was dead the same day it happened. Same for hulk hogan, and most current events. At least 1 billion people are tuned into daily domestic and, if important enough, global news.

>>213121279
Im putting my all into it but the host is in the pisser atm

>>213121319
>is there something that impressive about mass information dissemination?
Yes

I miss spinny, late nights were actually interesting when she was around

And instead of being the new one to make things interesting you mope and mewl for the past
Sad!

genocide all fruit flies

>>213121319
what's scary is when the dissemination is so singularly controlled

i'm going to inseminate your bussy

it's been particularly boring the last few days

>>213121398
flies are vital for the ecosystem. mosquitoes however, deserve extinction.

I love rain

>>213121471
imagine us cuddling together to this view

>>213121482
I am :)

>>213121498
with a guy? :3

lmao

proud to say i've never watched a full episode of s*uth p*rk

im just a loser nobody gives a shit about

>>213121549
ok that's funny and i'm not gonna pretend it isn't

>>213121564
spend 3 months with me and i can fix you

cant afford a home even if I saved 100% of every paycheck for 20 years.
women are fucking demonic whores who'd rather share the same guy than look at me
why bother?

I know we've been down this road before.
yoi've read this a thousand times.
but fuck you too

>>213121597
Can you just move in with family and wait for them to die?

ok lmao tho

>>213120343
>>213120871
>>213120959
>>213121564
>>213121612
what happened today nigga

>>213121612
Its something unpredictable but in the end it’s right
I hope you had the time of your life

you can afford a home. just save up like $5,000 for a piece of land in central america.

>>213121684
What if I don’t want to live in Central America

>>213121709
why stay in ameriKKKa

roommate let me have one of his corndogs LETS GO

and by that he means penis

>>213121749
as if i would freeze my penis then put it in an airfryer at 370 degrees for 9 minutes

Reminder that politics, colonialism, imperialism and war also originated in the human brain.

>>213121793
so proud of us as a species. i mean the next runner up species don't even come close

>>213121793
in the brains of no pussy haver incel freaks

Wish I were somewhere foreign right now, like Borneo

Okay I have reached peak now so I think so I can just settle in now and we’re all good

>>213121828
tfw you fall through the floor and expect to land in the back rooms but it's the biden rooms

i am sexually attracted to white men's smelly feet

lol baga/cum/

>>213121793
nah

i'm ahead of my time

In the ghetto

Goodnight sweet Prince

>>213121966
why aren't you playing civ7 is it not good

Eva has always been mediocre.

>>213121793
only the last two are true
social politics through hierarchies and colonialism through bands of males occupying territory are prevalent in the animal kingdom

>>213121966
>>213122166
Imagine playing civcuck games when you can play hypernationalist total war instead

>>213122166
It is staggeringly bad also civ 6 platinum edition all dlc was free on epic games for the last week

>>213122259
of course a civcuck player would use epic games

>>213122166
I don't want to spend $700 on an unfinished game and the little I have looked into it, it doesn't look good.
Never buy ANY civilization game until all the DLC released and then only buy it on sale. It's just like sims where they release a blatantly unfinished product every single fucking time and then add all the basic mechanics that are in every other game years later as "DLC"

>>213122231
which one would you recommend?

>>213122284
since you are canadian i will recommend three kingdoms

I get so fuckingfff

dobranoc, i have girl encounters to work through tomorrow

>>213122345
i'm a slav actually. any total war mods that let me roleplay as tito?

I want to be on the Adriatic right now bros, I can't wait a year

>>213122039
On a cold n gray Chicago morning another baby boy is born in the ghetto

In the ghettoooooo

>>213122431
I want to visit Tito’s bunker

>>213122524
why?

>>213122431
You can play as poland or russia in medieval 2. you can also play as slavs in attila I think but i've never played that one

>>213122539
It looks cool and is a very interesting relic of recent history

>>213122524
looks like my pussy

are the bongs banned yet

I really do hate british people. litigious tattletales who are too busy trying to convince 12 year old incels to commit suicide to deal with their pakistani rape gangs

There exists no physical or metaphorical state where I shouldn’t be dead

>>213122907
why? did you do some sort of death defying stunt or go on some indiana jones adventure that was really epic

i'm handicapped

Hello fellas I’m so high I might as well be chinese! wow

yeah, but who really bives a bup?

Fuck yeah bros! One more beer! One more madden!

I want to bit a big wid widovernment

…thank you

Whats the difference between Arizona and New Mexico

Anti-government ideologies always lead to good things

>woke up an hour early
>went to the conveni' and got monster and some oreos
my preworkout

I felt scared for a little while but. Now I’m going to have a snack.

me when I have to take off my hat indoors and show my balding head

what if this, what if that
nothing feels real anymore, being alive is a far away concept these days.
all the escapes to this unbearable alienation are locked behind doors that only open to kikes and their nigger golem niggers.
days are just about feeling the decaying process on my body and discovering additional pains that will not leave. day by day
Im tired of it all

finna smoke a blunt

>>213124840
you start convulsing as soon as your hat falls off

>>213125098
hairlet rage

I wish I could fall asleep and it would all just go away forever

wake up and go on a gooning rampage

>>213121289
>I know that you know about this character for the same reason I do
And that reason is?

>>213125825
it's not even a character, it's just a random painting by some guy
that anon is just being a weird /x/ roleplay fag

Spilled covfefe on some nice pants :(

Infiniti g37 has the worst cup holder of any car ever
Seriously what a piece of shit

i was ten years old in 2012, but running a mormon for president is crazy

then again, by the same token, the fact someone named BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA became president is just as crazy

gonna take all the edibles I have left tomorrow then take a break for a while, what anime should I watch while I'm locked in?

>>213126043
Well, at least you didn't poop in your nice underpants.

>>213124012
Hello my friend! Were have you been in the last weeks?

think I am gonna get high and hit back while blasted today
spice it up a little innit

>>213126205
I demolished my v6 luxury sedan with wooden interior and all
I now drive a beat up rusty mazda

replied to the wrong nigga

>>213126708
Your ancestors in Algeria were riding camels.

Come back, Icelandic anon! You were one of the few white people left in /cum/.

i bullied him so hard he left

Lost a lot of money on stocks earlier this year when Trump had his melty over the tariffs but I'm now nearly break-even YTD.

the cannabis hit
indiepop is blaring
yates rows have begun
let's get it brehs

>>213126434
nigga go read manga

>>213126482
>at least you didn't poop in your nice underpants.
I don't own any nice ones anymore lets just say

not to tmi but my shit has been liquid since Sunday and isn't showing any signs of firming up yet

>>213127146
Same but for the last couples of years due to alcoholism
Mucky Boys ww@

>>213127173
How much do you drink?

i'm just gonna convince myself i have down's syndrome so i can be happy

kiss is more pop than rock imo

>>213127252
15 to 20 units of alcohol a day average
More some days

>>213127308
what the hell is a unit of alcohol

you guys been into any good candy flavors lately? i have down's syndrome btw not sure if that matters

NEW
>>213127381

>>213127381

>>213127381

>>213127341
I like baby bottle pops
46 year old raped virgin here