my gf brought me lunch-edition

penis

not posting in tranime thread

>>213137064 (OP)
Ahh my favourite /cum/ tradition, thread-splitting. I vote for this one btw

>>213137124
yet you posted in this very thread

>south park and the simpsons went downhill
>american dad and family guy stayed mediocre
Seth McFarlane won in the end

>>213137124
The alternative is some pedo vpn nigga thread

>>213137166
American dad and family guy were always shit and stayed at the same level

>>213137166
This is 100% true, plus he still gets to shit out new series or vanity projects like his crooner albums whenever he wants.

is this what people with fatherly units in their lives do?

>>213137176
You guys say this about every Mexican flag. Literally every single one. Tired of you schizos

>>213137166
american dad definitely dropped in quality

>>213137176
>they are
>le bad
i just said so ok?

>>213137210
Remained just meh also KotH is about to go downhill too

>>213137236
>no mexican posts at all except for goshpedo spamming twitter posts
>retarded wojak/coomer OP
>duhh why would you think thats goshpedo?

Posting in ANIME thread on this ANIME site + Nail Jakshits to a cross + Hampborgar

>>213137255
later seasons of Koth werent great. There were diamonds in the rough but there was a very noticeable drop in quality after about season 7 or so

The For Carnation sound like a less punky Slint

anime is lame

>>213137288

>>213137336

anime is based

>>213137321
you're reminding me how much time i wasted listening to their other projects hoping it would be something like slint.
the Tweez remaster sounds good though

Nail Jakshits to a cross
>>213137357
Yes

>>213137288
'jak 'im

My music is advanced and experimental like Autechre. Some people such as plebs don't get it.

Deal breaker for bitches

>Hampborgar

>>213137397
All the manliest anime stars cute girls

he's a 10 but he takes baths

Watching cartoons is inherently infantile, there's nothing manly about it.

papa johns passed my delivery over to doordash wtf

cumborger

>>213137427
true

>>213137455
I love taking baths with epsom salts

>>213137311
When they added Lucky is considered the traditional point of the shark jumping. Season 8 but really Season 9.

>>213137064 (OP)
Rei > Asuka

>>213137504
lucky was a horrible character. I dont care if tom petty voiced him, he added nothing to the show

>>213137489
Lol yeah Domino's near me does that too sometimes except I think they use Uberjeets

>>213137124
got news for you buddy

Shit thread

>>213137370
I think one of the most lolwut moments in indie rock history is that the cover of Spiderland was shot by Bonnie Prince Billy, who's a bit of a blowhard, despite I See A Darkness.

>>213137527
many such cases

Snoke was a Strand-Cast of Sidious, meaning he was a clone who used Sidious’s genetic template and supplemented with genetic material from other sources. Kind of like how the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were supplemented with frog DNA.

I didn't care when Asuka gets murked

watching ai translated auto dubbed japanese tech reviews on youtube

>>213137236
Nice try goshy

>>213137530
They didn't know what to do with Luanne so they came up with the worst possible solution lol. Typically when shows that have already been on TV for a long time add a new character it's because they know it's already getting stale and the quality is decreasing. Last few seasons were full of rewrites of rejected story ideas from years earlier so it was not very good anyways.

>>213137553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM3HKEHdN-k&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

Would men still hate female promiscuity if women gave men of all levels of attractiveness a chance in exactly the same way that men will fuck pretty much any woman?

>>213137568
No matter how much they try to retcon things, Disney wrecked their own trilogy

>>213137657
Yes but the proportion of men hating would decrease significantly. You'd still have Philosopher types hating it as a concept and Elliot Rodgers seething he only got a 7/10 instead of a 10/10

>>213137654
that's probably the first version I heard when my parents bought his The American recordings when I was in my teens, but the original Billy version is even doomier

>>213137698
I don't really get why Elliot Rodger had such a hard time, he wasn't ugly. I think it was his weird personality if anything

>men fuck anything that moves
>women find only 2 out of every 10 men attractive
ahh yes, the vainness and visuality of the male human

>>213137553
i've learned pretty much all the slint trivia. Ian Mackaye knew them and hung out with them, Albini let them use the studio to record spiderland although he wasn't there for sessions, which probably saved the album, Britt wrote most of the music, Brian isn't really much of a guitarist he just wrote lyrics for his three songs, Dave Pajo the lead guitarist faked a suicide for attention in like 2019, there were some hilarious threads about it on /mu/ at the time, Todd Brashear would review blockbuster movies on youtube for years.

and i kinda wish i didn't know any of it and i could go back to the time when they were just four mysterious faces on the album cover

>>213137767
he never approached a woman
if you read his memoire you would see he was a retard and not indicative of the larger incel phenomenon

>>213137767

>>213137767
he thought he deserved to have a 10/10 woman approach him on his incelwalks, and when that didn't happen, someone had to pay

>>213137782
Everyone seems to forget that until very recently, they also had us all convinced that women generally aren't interested in sex at all and only do it because men like it. What an insanely retarded idea

>>213137791
>Dave Pajo the lead guitarist faked a suicide for attention in like 2019
I know that, and that Britt got to fuck both Deal sisters when he was their drummer later on, or so /mu/ claimed

Women say men fuck anything but women get with dogs and vegetables much more than men do. I'm just sayin'!

I'm not getting anything for Todd Brasshear youtube movie reviews tho

>teammate thinks im a girl and spergs out
>throw
>queue against him next game
>rape him and easily topfrag and make him lose two in a row

>>213137899
yeah but its hot when they fuck dogs

>>213137899
>implying

>>213137863
all of them had shitty boring lives after spiderland, it's kind of endearing. And not even boring as in they got normal lives working 9-5 jobs, boring as in they continued being half-baked artists toiling in obscurity on forgettable albums

>>213137767
He said in his writings girls were interested in him but he ONLY wanted a blonde popular giga-stacy. Like you can see in his writings all he talked about were blondes with blue eyes, jeet level of obsession.

went to the dentist and got a filling
face is still numb 3 hours later

>>213137930

>>213137926
Aren't you like 30??? Shouldn't you be at work right now so you can support your wife and kids?

>novacaine...makes my face numb???????

Fucking dogs or your sister is infinitely better than pic related.

>>hampborgar

I don’t think I’ll ever lose my virginity at this point, not that I care much anyway

Any pooplords here?

>>213137939
Actually, I even watched a Slint docu where Ian MacKaye claimed that Britt flooded his house when he let him stay there iirc. Spiderland really is the ideal album for a schizoid young man who wants to immerse himself into a pop mythology and a sound that is foreboding yet intense and not commonly found in music. My fav album, Wishbone Ash's Argus, though a hippie era hard rock album, has those same qualities imo. Or Comus' To Keep From Crying. Or even Trout Mask Replica. My youthful favs.

>>213138004
I'm MGTOW TEHG BDS INFP-A AVPD KHTV DSA D.A.R.E. NEET

>>213138081
>INFP-A
Cringe.
INTJ master race here.

>>213138046
>I don’t think I’ll ever lose my virginity at this point
why

watching destiny

>>213137899
get with vegetables?

>>213138112
>why
women don’t proposition me for sex

>>213138118
blud has never seen a bitch lookin' lustfully at a cucumber or eggplant :skull: :wilted-rose:

>>213138140
have you tried dating?

>>213137321
Both groups were founded by Brian McMahan.

Oh yeah, Goodnight & Goodmorning yielded no YT results :-/

>>213138161
no, I don’t think I would be interesting enough

>>213138116
you mean mr borelli?

women are overrated

Blackpill: Women find the majority of men below average in appearance
Whitepill: Looks matter a lot less to women than to men*

*when it comes to relationships

>>213138199
https://youtu.be/nRMQIO5KnLE?si=2vl7G-Wlic36nCly

I don’t know why I was allowed to go to school for 13 years. I should’ve been kicked out in the 6th grade when I started failing everything

>Looks matter a lot less to women than to men when it comes to relationships

>>213138263
>"Whitepill"
>yeah they don't care about looks bro just be a confident millionaire, over 6'3 preferably
>Not a millionaire? Well just make about 250k then bro not that hard to be a provider

>>213138314
SAME except I ended up going to kawledge

i wanna ROCK!!!

>>213138314
boys develop more slowly than girls and are at a permanent disadvantage in the current gynocentric education system

A husband leads
A wife commands

>>213138314
They used to do that back in the day but they pity pass dumb kids now all the way through. Like all those innercity blahpipo schools where everyone graduates but still can't read

>>213138389
what if I want a life partner?

i tried a dating app and it first showed me the white women in my city, i swiped right (yes) on all of them, three of them matched with me, the conversations fizzled out, and now it only shows me all the black and latina ones.
very cool, thank you modern society

>>213138356
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

niggas be like "gingers aint got no souls" but then watch them head down to their local Kia dealership and buy a 2025 Kia Soul with EX level trim in Inferno Red with Umber Syntex & Cloth Seat Trim interiors so that they can get 27 City miles per gallon and 33 Highway miles per gallon while looking stylish and comfortable smdh.

>>213138413
Be gay

>>213138430
did you steal this from twitter

>>213138314
It’s amazing to me that I failed multiple classes but was never held back. Even summer school wasn’t a real threat since it was all online

My favorite anime is Mushishi followed by Death Note and Serial Experiments Lain.

>>213138430
Sarah would you please come over I know you leave in May and now that we're both older I got so much to say

>>213138450
no

>>213138430
millenial humor

>>213138458
My favourite is King of the Hill

EMMA RADUCANU IS THE MOST PERFECT WOMBYN

gooned to a code geass doujinshi

>>213138263
*After they're done getting dicked and are ready to settle down with a nice guy

>>213138266
I think the first real post rock release was Neu! '75, one of my favorites. I think it has all the beats of the genre such as it was in its post-punk heyday, unlike the first two Neu!'s.

>this wildfire smoke blowing in from Canada is no longer a freak occurrence but a fact of life every summer
Gotta love inhaling China-tier polluted air during the 6 months out of the year that it doesn't snow.

fun fact: america invented ice

>>213138501
Very mid considering she's a Wasian

>>213138498
I don't like King of the Hill. Sorry no offense just my opinion.

>>213138458
mushishi is pretty great, but the storylines sometimes fumble the ball
>>213138498
dangerously based

>>213138484
True very northern lion coded

>>213138437
if I was gay I would have discovered it by now

>>213138430
Are you on the spectrum?

tomato, tomato

>>213138458
attack on titan destroys all of those, hunter x hunter stomps them under ground, 97 berserker buries them

>>213138538
YOU'RE MID

>>213138531
Did you know that Michael Rother and Klaus Dinger from Neu! were previously in Kraftwerk?

>I don't like King of the Hill.

animes for faggets

>climate change… changes my climate?

The last great anime was kill la kill
It was like a final goodbye kiss before the soys took over the medium

Attack on Titan is doodoo stinky k-on and girls und panzer is much better

There's a few things I regret more than college. At the time I went, it was still normal to think that just getting any college degree was a good idea and would automatically put you ahead in life. And I believed it so I wasted most of my 20s getting a meme degree, and the remainder of my twenties being bitter about it being useless

>>213138161
women profoundly confuse me
>at a friend hangout, girl starts treating me special
>set up a movie night, very enthusiastic
>takes weeks to happen, show up and it's entirely platonic, brought her friend along
>send one last message with flirting in it as a hail mary
>no response
>figure she's not interested so ok, stop messaging her
>a week later she messages out of the blue and wants to call and talk with me, actually showing interest again in the messages
this hot and cold thing makes no sense and i have no idea when i'm doing anything right or wrong

>>213138539
>Anime fan
>horrific taste
No offense taken, it's to be expected.

>>213138644
I like girls und panzer but my brain keeps trying to call it girls do porn.

bros... we need to find out what is causing age change... and then find out who is responsible for hairline change...

>>213138634
you were born in 95 or 96

>>213138663
THAT'S MY PURSE

my life is very annoying and not going anywhere and lately i get these painful headaches all the time. i really should just sack up and kill myself

K on isnt that good. Bocchi the rock is objectively better in every regard

not jason, btw

>>213138690
93

>>213138634
>he didnt watch Space patrol luluco
ISHYGDDT

if you say you like any of those animes with little girls and shit anything you say you dislike becomes a compliment

>>213138741
I only watch dub and Brittney karbowziki or whatever her name is annoys me

>>213138634
What's good about it? Shows like that and one piece and shit are so unbelievably cringe I genuinely don't know why they're so insanely popular.

>>213138616
I do. And Rother was in Harmonia with Cluster and collab'd with Eno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQs07Sofu8I

>>213138709
both suck and cgdct is a sub-genre for freaks

>>213138716
I remember everyone on 4chan freaking out about KLK when it released in my gr.12 year so I watched it
good stuff

i only listen to dubs if its british voice actors not cringe americans

>>213138780
brittney voiced my wife so youre dumb and you should feel bad

>>213138793
It's fun and has good action and watching her go up the levels is satisfying
I don't like one piece though

>>213138531
Definitely a key moment but I think it goes back further. Some bands in the Psych / new-age rock circles in Europe / the UK were doing some weird shit that. If you told me this mid-late 60s recording of Parson Sound was a Sigur Ros demo I would believe it
https://youtu.be/a3cLqWRcCEQ?si=Wcu-j54frctPBbVl&t=227

I don't post cute animu girls because it makes faggot seethe with rage, but it's a great bonus

>>213138837
It's insane to me that people actually like to hear British voices. I can't listen to audiobooks if they're narrated by British people

the best thing to come out of KLK is coconut head. Mako is a miracle of the universe

>>213138837
I hate British VAs and that's why I've avoided xenoblade

fat balding middle aged man posting children's cartoons, gives you the heebbie jeebbies don't it

>Harry Potter narrated by Jim Dale
that’s the stuff

>>213138815
brainlet take

*pushes your loli out of the way*

>>213138905
I'm a neet incel freak, but I feel superior to the other neet incel freaks who watch moe anime

>>213138905
More grim when they start doing the babytalk roleplay with the characters. Just imagine how fat or greasy the must be to do that, dire...

>>213138897
I'll give her a respectable second place medal

>>213138654
The movie night may have been too high effort at that juncture and therefore gave her the ick. However, your single flirtatious message followed by nothing has apparently rekindled her assessment that you are not a simp trying to purchase her attention. This girl likes to play games and may be trouble even if you do get something going with her.

>>213138926
where are her organs

>>213138973
without Mako's ganbate spirit Ryuko never would have made it

>>213138851
She's ok when she tones it down and isn't doing the usual spastic bpd voice

>>213139013
In her torso

>>213138976
women getting off romantically to the "le chase me" shit is so frustrating. i gotta solve the fucking lament configuration. i don't even know what i'm going to say on a call, guess i'll hail mary it again

KLK struck a good balance with its fanservice

Complete list of good anime:
>1.) Triguin
>2.) FLCL
>3.) Cowboy Bebop

The end.

>FLCL
>good

>>213139107
This nigga hasn't watched samurai champloo I bet

literally every tranny likes anime

>>213139107
The only anime I ever watched was death Note, and I stopped when the main guy who was onto L died or whatever

>>213139075
Keijo!!!! is peak fanservice cinema

>>213139140
Trannies have bad taste and like good anime for the wrong reasons

>>213138897
>nonon snubbed
good thing I remembered her

>>213139184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmGnve0O4o

>literally every tranny drinks water

>>213139140
except for you

yea hey is steam having issues rn for the rest of yall?
tried updating a couple games and getting several different error messages
content unavailable, content servers unreachable, corrupt download, no internet connection
anyone else cant download shit or am i just cooked

>Faggots STILL seething with rage
Ok, maybe it's why, this time. Best part is, you can even tell them it's bait and they'll take it anyway. Because autists are immune to propaganda, o algo

last light bulb fizzled out in the bathroom while i was doing my business just now. it was okay, because it's daylight out, so i just cracked the door open for some light. but for just a moment, i was pooping in the dark, and i'm laughing now hearing it to the iron maiden song. "poop in the daaark! poop in the daaa~aaark!"

one day you're watching lain and the next day you're all sweaty from bouncing on an xxl dildo

WTF I HATE water now!

>>213139268
Ok this one is just a projection

>>213138663
Don't be mean to cat chad.

Ive only watched maybe 2 episodes of Lain. Didnt seem that interesting

>>213139237
not the same thing

Anyone else hate anime but like hentai

Evangelion
Death Note
Serial Experiments Lain
Paranoia Agent
FLCL
Trigun
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Steins;Gate
Parasyte

Are all good anime that I also feel I can recommend to normies without coming off as too much of a freak

Admit that this would have been perfect for live action adaptation

>>213139315
Extremely rude post

>recommending evangelion to normies
lol

this thread is pure garbage right now, do better.

JAPANESE CARTOOOOOONZ!!!!!!!!!
WAOW

>>213137064 (OP)
Is she Latina? I somehow cannot imagine a white girl doing this.
What did she bring you?

>>213139315
how can you have KLK without mako? she's absolutely essential to the story and setting

>>213139345
Lmao who tf made this image

>>213139346
Why do we choose to live like this

>>213139338
There was a time when evangelion was one of the few animes that normies could recognize by name, even if they knew nithing else about it

>>213139355
I say this
>>213139368
she's japanese(half divine being too). She brought me a big mac meal

>>213139376
>>213139332
It's just meant to show that her actress isn't in the image. Idk who'd play her

Anime was very good for 4channel.org because it kept normies away. Now anime is popular with normies and freaks like troons, taking away it's usefulness.

Anime website

>anime
>on 4chan

>>213139346
Truly an american icon

>>213139458

wearing my hulkamania shirt to the gym today desu

>>213139400
I basically rejected a black woman at work and now I worry that she thinks I'm racist

Last hentai manga (or douchenei I dunno the difference) I read was about a boy who got forced by his bullies to talk to the village witch and he asks her for sex and she does it for no reason and then she becomes addicted to riding his penis

>>213139410
oh no, Im sure theyve heard of it. Its all over Instagram. But to actually recommend it to people is a deathtrap

>>213139427
Yeah, bro I LOVE anime bro. anime is frickin sick. I love Jewjutsu Kaisen, Narado, Dragon Balls, Demon Slayer, the list goes on!
>>213139458
Yes
@213139493
Fake post

>>213139499
but you are racist

>>213139493
Fucking nip traitor

>>213139493
Like I give a fuck what a chinaman says
moot would've never said this

>>213139493
>hiroshSHIT

wouldn't mind being this guy instead of watching anime but beggars shant be choosers, not every cup doth overfloweth

>>213139519
Fair enough

>>213139533
>>213139537
>>213139549
>Fucking nip traitor!
>Like I give a fuck what a chinaman says
>moot would've never said this!
>>hiroshSHIT!!!!

I'm seething

>>213139582

>>213139582

>>213139582
What do those lovely ladies in their cute dresses have to do with what I said

>>213139562
>grubby mid whores with STDs and some hillbilly smoker
>trying their best to be modern day hippies

legitimately disgusting. 0% chance those girls don't have Onlyfans and 0% chance that guy isn't sending money to Onlyfans whores.

inb4 jelly etc.

>>213139533
>>213139537
>>213139537
>Fake post
https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/2377476/#2378133

Anime is for autists and autists are statistically more likely to be trannies
That is the connection

jesus fucking h christ i ate so much

>>213139644

anime is based and youre stupid

>>213139659
Ok I'm sorry for calling Hiro a traitor but he's still a fucking nip

>>213139644
>Website specifically mentioned to be about Japanese culture, not only anime
Uhhhh

>>213139530
I'm one of the least racist people I know

>>213139684
The world is such a grim, disgusting place

Tranime is gay

>>213139684
the UK is investigating 4chan but I bet they haven't spent a second looking into "Sam Riedel"

>>213139684
Mother fucker anime from my day made me want to go to the gym and train so I could defeat bad guys

Don't compare your zoomer brainwashing trash to my kino

I’m a manga guy myself. Better art and ALWAYS a better story.

>>213139733
That isn't necessarily saying much. Maybe everyone else you know is a literal 1488 NHH skinhead or a black israelite or something.

>>213139746
if anime is gay, why are there so many large breasted women in it?

>day 6 of nofap
hope i can make it to a month then a year
>>213139770
post body

Even if some anime fans are faggots anime itself is very heteronormative and based
You all confound the audience and the product because you lack discernment and taste

>>213139770
Moeshit taking over has been a disaster for the human race

>>213139770
attack on titan is zoomer anime and its kino

really, really, really wish i wasn't stuck in the longhouse with blackpillers

>>213139791
>and ALWAYS a better story.
not true

>>213139820
depressing, weepy nonsense

>>213139857
>i'm too low iq to understand it therefore its bad

There are a lot of OVAs that blow manga out of the water

>>213139869
there's nothing to miss

>>213139870
Maybe but I tend to see ova as more like unfleshed out concepts rather than real stories

the end of AOT made it so I can’t recommend it to anyone or even let discussion about AOT happen without saying “the end of AOT made it so I can’t…”

You probably don't know this if you don't watch freestyle wrestling, but America and Japan have a long-held connection in the sport. Back in the 80s and 90s Japanese wrestlers would come over and attend American colleges to compete in NCAA wrestling. Today, America and Japan are some of the top wrestling countries in the world, and wrestlers from the two countries often train together.

You can see lots of interesting connections between the two countries if you follow baseball and wrestling. They seem like kindred places in terms of sports culture

>>213139983
Japanese pipo love America at the most basic level. This makes thirdies seethe btw

japanese men are sexually repressed pedophiles who openly obsess over school girls and make fucked up drawings that they masturbate to
not a culture I would personally become engrossed in

only communists, women and fat "people" dont follow baseball

>>213140124
Thank you for the input Redditpaki, remind us, how old was Muhammad's youngest wife again?

people are really getting upset about the whole eating out vs eating in discourse, desu grocery prices are crazy and the margin between eating out and eating in is becoming smaller, but eating in is still slightly cheaper.

>>213140124
Canada is full of rapist jeets yet here we are allowing you to post

I'm silly :p

>>213140124
weird generalization

>>213140124
Exceptionally brown post

>>213140151
I basically only eat out at Chipotle. A chicken bowl is like $10 and it is a fuck load of food if you know how to do it. Saves me an hour of cooking and cleanup time and I think my time is worth more than $10 an hour so basically it is free if you think about it.

found a demon asshole

>>213140254
don’t even THINK about it

>>213140129

>>213140254
Better have hella thaumaturgy ready

>>213140254
*touches the outer rim with my finger*

>>213140151
>>213140235
completely retarded to suggest that buying groceries and preparing meals is somehow more costly than ordering goyslop via Uberjeets OR going to a restauarant.

Just bought a 6 pack of boneless, skinless, non-antibiotic raised chicken breasts for $21.
That's $3.50 if I eat a whole chicken breast in one meal, which I usually do.
Lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, and carrots: $14 and I get about 7-9 meals out of them. That's $2 a meal.

So a healthy dinner of garden salad and chicken is $5.50, add some bread for $1 and some other spices or sauces for $1. $7.50.

Stop eating prepared factory dogshit that comes in a box and you'll notice you can save a ton of money and you'll be healthier.

avatarfagging is against the rules remember that

>>213140349
/cum/ legend baseball-chan

>>213140129
I don't follow any sport and I'm none of those things. I sometimes watch motorsports though

>>213140151
People do not value their time enough, home cooking is a money save but time you spend on it could be spent on learning a marketable skill or using your marketable skills for money. Thusly it's best for people who have tons of time to spend and not a lot of money, if you're well off you have better things to spend your time on.

Of course this doesn't consider the fact that home cooking can be a whole hell of a lot healthier than sloppa but I digress

>eating at home costing $60

does this faggot actually spend $420 a week on groceries? what the fuck is he eating?

>>213140404
>I don't follow any sport

With a car, you can go anywhere you want

>>213140426
Some people like to cook, don't forget that. Some people also don't trust others to prepare their food. Not to mention the overwhelming majority of people who order food or eat out are definitely not spending that extra time learning skills. They're ordering slop and sitting in front of their phone watching tranime or some jewish TV show while they suck down 3,000 calories of potatoes and salt.

>>213140448
can i drive to your house have sex sex sex with you?

>>213140440
Spectator sports are for fags with no life.

>>213140377
I only eat Chipotle about once a week but it is crucial to save some time on a busy day. It isn't retarded. A full bowl is $2.50 more than your Walmart chicken which is the same thing. Same for veggies.
Recapturing that hour of cooking / cleaning / shopping time is a huge deal for me. I never do Uberjeets though, I live close to everything.

>>213140522
devastated that freak

I like to watch some sports, but most sportsball fans are cattle, I admit

>>213140507
I'm hairy, ugly and autistic

>>213140522
nailed that sucker

>>213140592
post penis

>*thin, reedy voice from outside the stadium*
>erm, really? get a life.

>>213140522
cleaned his clock

>>213139746
why do you guys find her attractive? She is so bland to me, anyway, thank you

My wife just cooks for me. If you didn't fuck your brain on tranny porn you could also have the same.

Hubbala Jewalla!

sipping on a kiwi's monster.. I mean monster kiwi, don't know why I said that first thing

rorke's bollocks being held hostage by offcom bints until he proves he's not mentally 14

>>213140479
Exactly why I digressed lol, there's a heap of reasons you might want to cook. I love cooking! My dad grew up making various pastas from scratch down to cutting/rolling pasta, crushing the tomatoes, etc. Now I do it myself. But I admit in saying this that those reasons are not "optimized" for success, and that's OK because nobody is (or even should be if the goal is happiness). There is as much merit in cooking for fun as there is for reading, gaming, skating, drawing, etc.

>>213140522
Says the guy who watches his wife get railed by jason and terrone every night

Says the guys who watches 30 something year olds playing videogames on youtube

>>213140678
Why is she so nice to you? Why does she willingly cook for you?

I realize that this is anathema to most Americans, but our schools would be a lot better if sports and non-academic clubs were excised from them
>inb4 "you were just a nerd in school"
I was a state-qualifier in 2 different sports

>>213140692
I think i posted this in the wrong general, ah well it's not funny anyways

>>213140559
Not the same. The meat you're eating from slop houses is the lowest grade, cheapest trash cuts from the floor. Not to mention it's all factory processed and contains solvents, heavy metals, and microplastics.

Call me a schizo. Then tell me how they can possibly prepare that food, market it after shipping it, and sell it to you while making a profit, for less than raw ingredients.

Stop eating slop or don't. I don't care, it's your body.

>>213140731
Because she aint got a job.

>>213140757
would you rather your wife have a job or do you want her to take care of your kids and you?

>>213140735
I don't have the makings of a varsity athlete.

>>213140735
You can't simply state an opinion and not elaborate on it

>>213140754
You are eating Tyson chicken the same as everyone else, don't fool yourself.

>>213140838
Yes, providing justification for a claim is good practice

>>213140782
She finna be working for a while until a baby arrives in her gut. But hopefully by then I can make enough for her to not work full time.

>>213140862
Me when industrial society collapses

>>213140890
anon with brazilian wife or catholic anon?

>>213140838
Yes I can

I get to be awake for about another 6 hours and then I have to wake up at 2 AM to get ready for work
guess I'll play RDR2 and some guitar!

>>213140843
>"just as good!"

lol whatever man keep eating your goyslop, enjoy your heart disease.

>>213140754
i don't think you're schizo. i think you've done some research, found an ugly truth, and changed your attitude accordingly. i'm a willful ignorance kind of guy myself. why upset yourself finding out how the sausage is made. i don't want to know how the magician is doing his tricks. pull the curtain closed, fasten my blindfold and tie that carrot to my stick a little more snugly, because my favorite part of the shadows on the cave wall is coming up!

I can't fucking believe I have to stash coffee in my fucking luggage when I go back to the USA because I don’t want to pay double for it there. What the fuck. Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213141005
I buy the nice chicken from the store but I know it is the same as what they have at Chipotle. It is all factory farmed chicken, even at Whole Food, Trader Joes, Sprouts. Unless you get it from a local farmer who isn't owned by Puerdu or Tyson it is the same.

>>213141033
yeah, fuck subway or whatever
vgh

>>213141089
horny ahhh nigga

I stopped eating subway completely because my local one is owned and staffed completely by Indians who treat the place like a lounge and make shit sandwiches

>>213141089
bro there has to be something better to look at than THAT

>>213141152
Based and Jeetpilled. Haven't seen a non-jeet working at subway in like +10 years, even in smaller towns. Literally no reason to eat there, expensive, garbage tier sandwiches, handled by jeets.

feel like gooning

PVD niggas, we are fucked.

I started eating at Subs entirely because my local one is owned and staffed exclusively by King Arthur (female) who treats the place like a royal palace and makes heavenly sandwiches

>>213141292
isn't she the one who's supposed to be all muscle-y?

>>213140448
With a bike, it's even better most of the time. Quite relaxing

jap niggas be like "what if we gave king arthur a pussy and tits and made him energized by cum"

/cum/ niggas be like "i wont bake the next thread"

politics is so gay i can't believe how much some of you obsess over that shit nonstop holy fuck get a hobby

>>213141424
extremely good post. your cortisol levels will drop immediately.

>>213141424
don't you seethe at orangeman, chuds, the Conservatives, Republicans, Poilievre all the time...?

Working at a fancy inn

>>213141405
I know as soon as I go for it, some schizophrenic shitposter is going to beat me to it by .00001 seconds

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>>213140702
But I don't do those things

>>213140754
Your chicken is no better unless you killed it yourself.