Thread 213141681

TIME FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

first for me

neoliberal bull logging in

thirst for pee

>>213141695

TEN FUCKING SECONDS, LAD!

Any gay gooners in?

I can't believe he actually said this...

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

remember this https://youtu.be/F_6LoKjodQE

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>213141681 (OP)
POST SOMETHING TO YOUR FUCKING INSTAGRAM ALREADY, MATALIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>213141717
>>213141748
lol you said you'd be tired but here you are spamming just like I said you'd be
hows your mum by the way?
she good?

>canspaedo
>ziedbelg
>desperate to fit in canadian paedophile

Just need heathermong and the whole nonce gang is here wahey

>>213141770
I've actually tried to find good pictures of her

There are none unless you want to make an account on tiktok or instagram

>>213141786
Nothing wrong with noncing adults, lad

hymen expansions are being administered

where's deegs

>>213141786
why are you calling me a pedo?

another comfy /brit/

setting up an android VM lads

>>213141802
use imginn for instagram stalking

lauren phillips stepmom creampie

>>213141802
You are literally a paedophile though canslad. You used to post AI images of underage girls here.

you know my magic is strong

the bulbous batontips are about to heinously hurl through some hymens

Due to local laws, we are temporarily restricting access to this content until we can estimate your age

>>213141843
how's your mum doing mate?
bit weird how you've ignored this question for so long
she good?

>>213141460
Not a pool. Pools aren't about 1m2 and located in your bathroom for the purpose of washing. Vertical bath.

Genuinely can't stand this bitch. She's really not a good person.

how long til people can verify their age using a jewgle account?
surprised its not a thing already

Need a poo but I shan't do it just yet

>>213141824
Not bad, lad
Doesn't do private accounts, tho

>>213141831
Which ones? Are you on about spaki and when he posts the blacks with the underage White girls?

>>213141890
erm think I willymog her

Nearly a year on

>>213141926
a hull martyr

>>213141911
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

Rorke on the left

>>213141839
oh yea? *throws a dimeritium bomb on you*

>>213141926
???

wish me luck lads

FREE JOHN HONEY

what they fuck is this shit
they actually ruined the internet

I remember canslad posting screenshots of him typing stuff like “12 year old, big tits” into some AI imagine generator online. The internet never forgets cansnonce

>>213141839
__________ is magic

just got off the phone to Sir Keir, the biomass will be gone by Tuesday

big don is meeting with starmer today or tomorrow
i'll let him know to bring up the ofcom censorship and tell sir poo barmer to knock it off

____ Keir Starmer

>>213142037
sir

>>213141983
Think you got that mixed up
I was typing in '12 year old big cans' Because I like my cans like I like my wine, aged in a cask of whiskey for 12 years, lad

the bf is doing some very smelly farts tonight. it not right

he's so awesome

cronem chewing khat and scoping m4...

>>213141983
always got noncey vibes from him. he also posts screenshots of massive folders full of girls he saves from the internet, very creepy behaviour

I had a dream where some guy delivered me firewood and it looked like shit more like some wood factory production waste and then my mum woke me up and said that the wood will arrive today but it will be from some demolished wooden house instead of proper wood from a forest (we expected him to arrive next week)
absolutely fucking MENTAL, what are the chances of that?

>>213142044
_ _ _ _

Sir Gay Farter

gdp e375

>>213142081
he's obviously a wrongun

bonkers barmer brexit binble

Sir Porn Banner

>>213142073
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?
getting a little worried now

>>213141681 (OP)
Stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

Luh Nike shoes be squeaking!

wanking my arse with rape

Sir Wank Denier

just had a coffee

>>213142081
>>213142104
yeah he’s a paedophile

>>213142081
the cunt is like 50 and came up with a gimmick where he posts the word cans a lot
he cant be the brightest

loicenses come get your loicenses for FREE! anonymous verification
https://catbox.moe/c/xxha1g

camembert

>>213142081
it's heatherpaedo on a vpn

sir porn blocker

>>213142081
not to mention doxxing his coworker and pretending to post photos of his imaginary gf

>>213141990
pls refrain

>>213141926
Goes so hard

>>213142190
electrique

was going to have a bum wank to some tranny porn but keir starmer banned it so I'm just going for an incel walk instead

>>213142190
cant remember

She’ll never apologize for not farting in my face.

>>213142187
john mcaffee zombie just burst into room screaming at me not to click this

>>213142179
I’m thinking he’s heavily disabled and obese and lives in a sort of fantasy world on 4chan

I am entering my Balding Twink Era

New lore just dropped that I'm curious about, lads

>>213142212
>his imaginary gf
The fuck am I going to do, lad? Dig up her fucking corpse?

Wouldn't mind having sex with Margaret Qualley even though she's called Margaret and that reminds me of an 80 year old lady

bros…i’m sorry

weird how canslad ramped up as nappynonce died off
much to ponder

>>213142197
Stop butting in for attention DTFIC
>>213142212
Yeah he’s a headcase

>>213142242
ktim

skinny small boat cronem gripping feet in luh sandal while administering a wicked cervical bashening x

>>213142072
he could at least pretend he gives a shit about anything but browns who would murder him and his family for a fiver

They can't catch me with only partial prints

>>213142271
yeah

>>213142284
it's obviously true
he's just a dollhouse character

>>213141982
I haven't seen this on my Twitter account and I'm not using an VPN nor have my age verified. There's probably setting that let you circumvent it.

>>213142274
this is good for our youth

i have a twat

>>213142315
It’s not true you’re just severely mentally ill

>>213142292
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?
thought you said you were tired?

any gay men in

>>213142307
yea they can

tonight's the night

>>213142341
corrr corrr show it

>>213142359
Going dark

>>213142371
i fucking despise french men, fuck off. this pussy is for irish and scottish men

got the gentle giant on

>>213142352
yea me

>>213142350
sure mate lol

>>213142393
bit gay

heatherbinble

>>213142387
YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU'D BE SPEAKING ENGLISH IF IT WEREN'T FOR US

got the bob ross on

>>213142429
is that so? *tickles your nipples*

>>213142393
gizza shag

why are english women like this

>>213142469
can't even beat the devil out of it in starmers britain

>>213142532
why are pedos never attractive
or does the media try and censor the attractive ones in case it glamorises the lifestyle?

>>213142495
that's a gay ass question to ask, she's done you there

>>213142495
she's done you

>>213142495
>you don’t think someone would go online just to lie about being a woman right?

>it costs £52k per year to keep someone in prison
this country is INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

going for a poo, you want anything?

>>213142495
mmhmm

>>213142532
wonder how smeggy his nob is

>>213142591
we studied together at Columbia lol, she’s cool

>>213142282
Both were around at the same time and used to have boring arguments on here late at night

deary me

ID verification doesn't even work anyway
keeps saying
>move further
>keep phone and document still
like that's not what i'm doing
do you want some nevada drivers license from 1991 or not

Gonna miss you once it happens

>>213142630
how's your mum doing mate?
she good?

hulk hogan sex arse

gary eats with another video with nonce my takeaway
interesting

laughing at how the online safety act petition gained 70k signatures in a day pretty much as the porn got shut down. shows how many people just drift through life letting the government do anything they please as long as it doesn't directly, overtly impact them.

>>213142725
good

might play a wow private server
but i probably won't

knew it

>>213142776
Based Russia

listening to bronski beat in a heterosexual relationship way

they are the arbiters of what you can say online

A wee cuddle with Jack

Got to admit I feel a bit of sexual curiosity every time I see a large black neoliberal bull on tv x

>>213142680
It’s going down even in shitskin countries what’s going on?

>>213142680
china and india have so many people that even underreplacement levels are too much. not to mention they've spread across the globe already and continue doing so.

>>213142844
Less trans Mexican

>>213142546
underrated post

howling at that tea app leak

>>213142854
India's population has risen by 200 million people since 2012
and that's even with many of them fleeing en masse

>over two years since I had sex
>I will now never see a naked woman ever again thanks to Keir Karmer
it's over

ofcom holding censored signs over rorkes mam whenever shes in public

>>213142904
12 years for me. 12 years an incel

>>213142904
looks like youll have to…

*surprised pikachu face*

talk to women?!

>>213142904
Utter insanity that you need to have your face linked to your wanks

terrifying to think of all the 18 year old girls who have looked up to see this entity gazing down at them, knowing that they are about to consume a ridiculous amount of stomach fluids, shit and poo

>>213142882
it's cute when they think they can do things without men

>>213142904
>>213142947
19, git gud shaggers

Why do women have such awful taste?
Looking at a sports car around £20k later this year and showed the mrs an F-Type, she pulled a face and said it looked like a 60s James Bond car as if that were a bad thing

>>213142969
i find it hilarious to think that numerous women have not even just tolerated but enjoyed seeing my fucking ugly mug towering over them with my gross mangled dick pumping in and out for a total of 1 minute

>>213142965
pic related

>>213142950
a fate worse than death

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iAl3H6oJmrY

....

>>213143000
mental how boring and normie Griffin's 2009 views are these days

overton window shift over the past 5 years has been mental

watching 8 out of 10 cats and wanking to are Rachel

Gone a strange colour outside, wonder if Putin has finally done it

me and who

>>213143038
Griffin was basically a NatSoc lad, we're not even 50% of the way there yet

>>213143065
purpley grey here

>>213142899
>you will never have a cute girl name your balls

>>213143106
>jojo siwa
>cute

actually fucking fuming

Carly Rae Jepsen debuts strawberry blonde hair in new photos

working overtime to get all my favourite wank material saved before it becomes impossible to view

It's time to hit the club, lads!

>>213142578
I think the reason they're pedos is because they're too ugly to get consent, and too feeble to overpower a grown woman

>>213143000
Awful editing on this

>>213143132
genuinely think I've got more of an arse than her
pop icon btw

blk boy wanking his iddy biddy clitty to BWC

This is the last lewd image you will ever see, do not be alarmed.

>>213142888
And many African and Middle Eastern countries' populations double every 20 years.

>>213143164
come to cornwall pride tomorrow

>>213143132
how’s she keep those jeans on

mad how much Rachel mogs any other woman on the show (yes including susie who seems to have bogged herself)

>>213142899
Is sex called the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour

“It’s something I haven’t thought about,” Toby told reporters when asked about the possibility of posting the images of the mice. “I’m allowed to do it, but it’s something I have not thought about.”

>>213143170
looks like my mom

Sir Carly Rae

>>213143170
leftypols missus and her bull
leftypol taking the photo

>>213143187
SCREAMING

Sir Mars Volta

>>213143187
creasing

kala lehlani tonight i think

ban all travel to and from ireland until we can figure out what the hell is going on

>>213143170
Ziedbelg's mum and Quincy

caffeine detox causing a super massive black hole to open inside my brain

>>213143279
I had chicken and rice

the gin and tonics continue to be drunk, the bones continue to heal

>>213143187
i was thinking more krazy kripples

Norwegian rose, so pink and fragrant

So you can get around the age verification shite with a mobile phone and a copy of Death Stranding apparently kek

's a binkmoo yehhh 's a binkmoo
a bink
bink
bink bink
a bink moo

>>213143301
power increasing

Britain’s speech laws have made us an international laughingstock. If there is to be a criminal offence for online speech, it should be doxxing alone: a direct assault on personal safety. Instead, we are saddled with laws like the POA are used to suppress political discussion, particularly around the ongoing demographic displacement of our native population, and its myriad negative consequences. Talking honestly about migration and national identity now risks prosecution, and it is not because it is untrue.

tfw you'll never bury your head in these tits
fml

>>213143301
take ASPIRIN

>>213142680
This is terrible, we should just multiply forever until the planet dies or something

>>213143340
screaming

bad news, the grangler died in his sleep last night

so gooners have to upload pictures of themselves in order to look at porn now?
imagine if those images got leaked and what site/video they were trying to use
that'd be quite awful, just awful

>>213143340
this is why kojimbo is forever in my pantheon of good ones

>>213143389
pantheon of hack frauds
right next to his buddy george lucas

hermione grangler

stop the fucking windmills rorke

imagine ruby grangers face as you slide it in

>>213142854
>>213142888
India and china have historically been the most populated places on the planet apart from like the last 200 years where Europe btfo everyone for relative percentage increases.

Now they're reaching equilibrium again and everyones freaking out for some reason.

blacks are the abnormality because for some reason the west keeps giving them free food.

>>213143379
what finished him off in the end

>>213143436
a big volume into a tight bookshelf?

>>213143417
need her sat on my nose

>>213143443
>everyones freaking out for some reason.
because they didn't have intercontinental mass immigration in 1444 matey

>>213143478
err yeah they did rorke

>waaah I'm a millionaire landlord who lives in a mansion with all the free time in the world and the resources to do whatever I want whenever I want

Fucking bitch.

>>213143340
what

can't I just make AI make a picture of a random bloke holding a phone and use that

Is this a meme?

>>213143478
the britishers were the migrants

>>213143508
Can't wait to see the new ruby in a video cor

>>213143517
>spelling errors
what do you think?

>>213143515
no, don't do that

>>213143517
okay gotcha
Surely that will deter them.

>>213143534
CORRRRRRR

>>213143515
no you cant so dont try it or else!

i have consumed a sonic triple smasher, just as i said i would, and i can safely say they finally have a good burger

>>213143443
because they aren't staying in their own countries, they are colonizing western nations. but yeah the situation with africa is fucking madness.

I often wonder if she is trying to get published under very specific publishers, for the name and prestige, just like she wanted a degree from Oxford, but is failing at it. If she isn't trying some smaller, lesser-known publishers, for her first book, then that is a big mistake. She thinks too highly of her work, I would guess. And herself. While I have seen some people get published by well known publishers, their books ended up going out of print after the first run because they were often problematic, and they were not fiction. But in the long run, it is the content, and, so far, we have not seen her writing anything worthwhile. She copycats other authors, she is childish and inexperienced in life and simply not a good writer. I just don't think writing is her forte. You can journal and write something every day, but unless you have a unique natural talent for it, you aren't going to see yourself on the shelves. Even if she did, would she stick it out and continue to write? What would she write about? Would she be able to keep up with demanding deadlines set by publishers? Would she be able to give talks and go to signings without her mommy next to her? Some of the best authors have had very long periods of writer's block. If she has not been able to produce something by now, with all her various gap years and free time, the only thing I can conclude is that she is a terrible writer.

Why contain it?

quelty

>>213143518
same way that the native americans were the migrants to americas

just laid a gregg

>>213143558
didn't read a word

I feel like even the most right-wing chud would prefer Jezza to Störmer

Horse-shoe theory might be onto something

>>213143443
>for some reason
It's a real mystery isn't it. Hundreds of NGOs, funded by the USA, Israel, and EU, all trying to cram as many Africans and other poc into Europe. Just can't tell what this is about.

Day 1 of the porn ban and I am already suffering

The people have spoken

>>213143606
Corbyn was too principled a man to lead Britain.

>>213143448
too much grangling. at least he died doing what he loved.

Jeremy "Gas The Kikes" Corbyn

Based Americans not happy with our internet being censored

logged on to twitter to get my daily dose of black girls and trannies. all the pictures are blocked.
need these politicians impeached

>>213143617
So what? It's not as if we live in a democracy or anything

did a big fart just then whilst i was weeing

>>213143672
nothing will happen, since several US states are doing the same thing unimpeded

>>213143703
smell report?

-2 ruby hair brush

poo

>>213142725
That looks like Stepan to me

>>213143617
They will now discuss /brit/ in the highest offices of parliament.

>>213143672
If they keep this up I might unfiltered them

>>213143710
dont think there was one im afraid

>>213143703
we call that a part (pissing fart)

British vs American sarcasm according to ChatGPT

Prince George is 12 years old
The wankban will start to hit him hard the next few years
He wont stand for it when he's king mark my words

>>213143706
Nothing. Ever. Happens.

can't stop eating

didn't see that post because I filtered Germany lol

>>213143755
great work, einstein

It's all fun and games until I a driver's licence to google "ladies arseholes" next year

you lads planning any terrorisms?

Legs doing that thing where they're a little bit sore despite not walking anywhere
@grok please solve this

>>213143755
have you ever noticed brits make grammar mistakes that americans never would?
brits are stupid

wonder if this porn ban will kickstart a new golden era of lads mags

>>213143787
have you ever tried that thing where you force yourself to stop for only about 15 mins and then youre alright and dont want any more

brits can't see this webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753321828154392.webm

>>213143808
Hello Mr GCHQ, how's your shift going?

>>213143809
legs get sore if you don't walk enough too

>>213143844
@grok thank you I will walk more tomorrow

>>213143836
GAY PORN
CLICK DAT SHIT

raping my own arse at 1mph

poo shartening

>>213143836
What if she asphyxiates? What then, hmmm?
We have to protect the kiddies from getting ideas about shoving things in each other's faces

F

could eat an entire cheesecake

>>213143617
Response: lol

>>213143813
what are you talking about? brits spell words wrong all the time, like "realise" instead of "realize"

>>213141674
>>213141674
>>213141674

early

>>213143932
Now that's a quote

>>213143617
>7 irrelevant backbenchers spend all of 20 minutes just going 'no lol'
ebin

>>213143836
HOT burger bro

This is how it ends. Not with a bang, but with a dogshit yank early new

>>213143932
Those trade unionist fuckers who fucked the country up for years glad she's dead hope she rots in hell, hope she sees thatcher while she's down there.

>>213143617
The "shut the migrant hotels" one has been up for a month and still 10k away from 100k, but the porn one is filled in a day...