Thread 213147155

VERY LEGAL DEFINITELY OF AGE WOMEN YOU WANT TO SHAG edish

will never understand women

>>213147155 (OP)
Its over for Euro Timmies

Janny, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TIMING LAD(ETTE)?

I was only making the /new/ and you already raped that poor cunt's /new/ before I even got to post the /new/

Give me one

>thousands of kids being killed in gaza
:l
>one porn website asks for a selfie before being allowed to enter
:O

Me and my Turkish brothers

>>213147203
Er, lad, what's the disease called that has her lip like that so I can start filtering the porn to it

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

is catberg legally fuckable

>>213147197
Why do You still fight against the Glory of Israel?

I do not like the Irishman.
His posting style is gay, and he reeks of new.

>>213147203
is this the one with the fortnum and mason bag at the farage rally from a few years back?

the internet and hollywood are literally the only two places where pedophiles can exist in relative safety. anywhere else results in them getting their skull crushed with a hammer or dragged behind a truck until they're dead.
my great uncle fought in WW2 and he said they chucked a pedo off an apartment building when they found him r*ping a kid after a bombing run. apparently he grabbed the kid and pulled him into an apartment building while everyone else ran into the shelters and subway tunnels.

we need to start chucking pedos off buildings again.

vivastreet and adultwork are id blocked
going to have to start driving around looking for prostitutes or going to the only brothel i know

>>213147244
yh

mumberg

>>213147244
not sure about all that but yeah I got the pic of her from the Brexit era. She was pro leave

>>213147155 (OP)
She looks like Saoirse Ronan

>r*ping
Back to TikTok faggot

so the gay porn is gone?

If I was Canslads GF I'd kill myself as well.

>>213147253
wait there are actual brick and mortar brothels still? I imagine them as something from another century

Sick of it all lads. I will never own a house. Never have a family. Think I'm gonna just drink myself to death. Dead by fifty sounds good enough for me. I didn't make it.

>>213147246
Good on him. Was the rapist a soldier or civilian? Which country were they in?

>>213147155 (OP)
why d womens look huge hot and unreachable on Instagram pictures but when you meet them they 160cm max and small and look weird

aff tae bed

>>213147227
cheilitis granulomatosa

>>213147288
Yeah we call it your mum's house.

>>213147215
okay timothy

Internet is a fucking shithole now
adblock doesn't work on youtube anymore

>>213147278
the gay porn is NOT allowed

>>213147310
download brave

>>213147310
Is Brave browser broken?

can't even get the gay porn on in starmer's britain

>>213147197
Fake headline

>ehentai

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Click here to complain about this block (seriously)

>nhentai

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quite sad innit

red pill me about welsh

>>213147310
is vivaldi broken

>>213147310
Is Safari kaputt?

AI? I'd rather Ask Jeeves

>>213147310
it quite literally does work though

>>213147348
thinking i'll just start wanking to instagram pics instead of the fucked up degenerate shit that i used to wank to

>>213147291
it was in Czechoslovakia and he was a partisan fighter, he was only 16 at the time but he said it's one of the best things he'd ever done in his life. he also rode a bathtub raft down the river after the carpet bombed his city and lived in the forest in a cave with a few other guys for months, they trapped rabbits with snares and almost starved to death. eventually they sent him to a prison camp and guards beat him up, busted his arm and the doc set it wrong so it healed on a crooked angle and was just bent 20 degrees the wrong way for the next 70 years.

what a life.

>>213147310
is internet explorer broke

janny deleted pics of prime keira and thora even though you can view the scenes on netflix and prime

>>213147288
Yes there is one in Bury

never once heard a convincing argument towards self determination, just cope

>>213147155 (OP)
you are so boring
I hope you pass out soon

>>213147348
>>213147373
didn't mean to reply but i am welsh so~

rorke unknowingly making his final poo post before refreshing and seeing ofcom blocking 4chan

>>213147339
sadpanda isn't blocked, that's the only one that matters

>>213147289
your forefathers fought for your independence and you're gonna throw it away by an hero'ing?

>>213147339

Just get a VPN. Never give this company the goverment have contracted your information.

>>213147348
bredley welsh

>>213147405
>sadpanda
'

I'd rather live in North Korea then this FUCKING SHITHOLE

>>213147376
Amazing story though. Glad he made it through all that.

>>213147373
i usually jerk off to women doing housework while wearing sexy outfits
its like porn thing on YouTube morocco womens does it

>>213147373
probably for the best let's be honest

>>213147376
>was in Czechoslovakia and he was a partisan fighter

>>213147430
well you wouldn't would you

>>213147385
kill yourself nonce freak

havent slept in 30 hours

>>213147440
sounds haram bro

>>213147419
The New Zealander version called The Chese.

Bradley Scottish

>>213147284
Er, spaki, she killed herself because she was abused as a child by her father who showed up after stalking her and tracking her down, then she overdosed on a mixture of drugs (heroin apparently) and a bit of voddy and xanax

>>213147305
Not what I mean, like how the upper lip is dragged up in the middle, like a point here
>>213147203

>>213147440
A clue gained

>>213147440
cor post links

You can come here from on a Somalian driving license and legally be allowed to drive on our roads for a whole year without doing a single UK test LOL

Their will be no Labubu slander

>>213147446
how would you feel if people just steamrolled your cunt and tried to enslave you

my great aunt was german and her dad was in the kriegsmarine. kinda weird family dinners until some of the old timers died off.

>>213147470
lol not a thing you could do
not even worth sticking around for id gtfo and tell whatever lies to get away from you
id fucking end it now to never see you post again

>>213147488
They have roads in Somalia?

>>213147488
Same for many countries rorke

>>213147488
Who would deliver the Ubereats if they couldn't? Did you even think about THAT Rorke?

Heatherpedo using the nonce botnet to be a nonce is he?

Can't wait til that freak ends his life and makes the world a better place

milf wanktoil while we still can lads

>>>/gif/29174782

>>213147488
>taking AI generated results as indisputable fact

catberg

>>213147505
was this the final win of the UK?

>>213147488
the yookay is a lawless wog infested shithole

>>213147455
But I still drove thirty hours

>>213147526
It literally is a fact

Might do this

>>213147519
this place really is your whole life isn't it

>>213147500
>id fucking end it now to never see you post again
Spaki, I'll pay for bottom surgery for you if you kill yourself on stream for /brit/

>>213147406

Yes. This is the end of my surname. My alcoholic dad built a house on less than half my salary I have given up.

>>213147155 (OP)
Is the uk better than USA?

Are the women better?

So this...is white boy summer.

>>213147561
At least have unprotected sex first to have a chance of spreading your genes

What the fuck is happening in GB? How are people just letting this happen?

I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE
I HATE IT

>>213147530
no that's pacification for the small price of 10 million third worlders

>>213147564
If you're a loser there you'd be a loser here as well.

>>213147584
you act like we had a choice
we're not voting our way out

>>213147584
funny

Lads, serious question from Canslad
I like meatpies
What shop does the best meatpies in the UK?

why hasn't the ofcoom thingy went through?

>>213147582
He's 40
His balls are shrivelling up from his advanced age and alcohol abuse

>>213147584
>he believes in democracy
>he believes the mass has power

>>213147584
We're the testing ground. You're next

>>213147613
Stephens Bakers do a cracking donner pie.

alri

>>213147558
>thinks any non-uk flag is spain-parasite
With insight like that no wonder you didn't see your gf's suicide coming lmao

>>213147613
don't know x
probably a local bakery xx

I will post the ponies

>>213147654
I use spaki/spaino as a generic name for any inferior creature that wants my attention, lad
My sincere apologies if you didn't know that.
But now you know

And I will still pay for your bottom surgery because I'm a nicelad

>>213147644
All in Scotland? Not complaining just wondering

>>213147627
The government form where masses attain power is called fascism

Nick Griffin sees the potential for an Indian-China anti-White/Western alliance.

>>213147684
can you post some trans cock? with reddit blocked im already starved of that

https://www.redgifs.com/users/stellafrancisx

>>213147699
Fascist states were often a better expression of the will of the people than democracies, but the mass never have power.

>>213147693
No clue, possibly. Dundee has a 24 hour bakery that does them I've heard. Only national pie places I know are big chains.

>>213147717
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753433185117113.webm

>>213147717
if you post your ID I'll post my willard

>>213147584

Democracy is a myth. """Organic""" counter migrant protesters in Epping with their professional signs and masks tells you all you need to know. This was a government organised protest led by various paid NGOS

>>213147741
ktim playing ps1 platformers

>>213147730
lmao at that blue filter

>>213147730
god i love twilight

if you post the ponies i will post the mice

Lads, does a basic webproxy not work?
https://www.blockaway.net/

That one seems to get me in as netherlands (I'm still uin Ireland but the point is it makes me Dutch)

>>213147729
A fucking 24 hour bakery? Fuck me, you move to Poland and I might move to Dundee

>>213147741
eee what a dafty

i like how rorkes continue to fail to understand how easy it is to get signs printed and distributed for protests
nooo it HAS to be a government psyop!!!

>>213147556
What makes you say that?

>>213147772
Will he be OK?

why did katy perry knock a labubu out of a fans hand

We're basically where the Romans were in the 3rd-5th centuries.

>>213147741
is he ok

>>213147772
blud went full binble

>>213147730
this really gives me goosebumps

>>213147791
ditto oswald
why is it a conspiracy that a lone gunman could never pull it off on his own? doesn't seem far fetched

>>213147772
>let's jump off between carriages
why are Indians like this?

>>213147785
You'd be shocked how much you miss British bakeries. A New Zealander opened up a pie shop for a while and he had to shut it down. Devastated. Can't get a proper sausage roll without making one myself. Have to resort to hotdogs wrapped in the pastry or one Saffer place that is barely open most of the year doing "jumbo" sausage rolls.
Makes me wonder why I even bothered voting for brexit.

>>213147806
zesty lookin niggas

>>213147215
On does not affect me
The other does

>>213147785
just pay for a proper one, they're like pennies per day

>>213147806
A better analogy is Europe in the 16th century. A relatively stable and functioning society that is about to be torn to pieces by a radical new set of ideas and technologies.

>>213147772
Beets and trains don’t mix.

cousinberg is NOT pleased

>>213147791

You didn't reply to me directly. Go back to Bombay brown man. Canadians don't want you in Canada.

>>213147797
yeah he can walk that off easy

>>213147853
who is this semendemon

>>213147785
cloudfare refuses to verify that im human

Hello sir Starmer, can /brit/ anons come play with me? I promise I won't let them see any lewd pictures, I swear on me mum

any philosophizing neet man in?

>>213147772
Jeets and trains don’t mix.

>>213147860
mimi peri

>>213147853
god i wish she would tell me i wasnt allowed to jack off without her permission

>>213147869
voi vittu

>>213147860
A starving North Korean, can't you tell she's undernourished?

Hey what's up?

>>213147772

Trains. Indias biggest predator.

>'Every difference of opinion is not a difference of principle'
Well said, Mr Jefferson. Shame you were a coward.

>>213147832
I was over in Spain a few weeks ago for the toil
Couldn't get decent fucking milk to save a cat dying of thirst
Brexit was a mistake for reasons nobody thought of

>>213147843
I'm thinking of the bennies friends

>>213147864
Well shite. I tried it again and it gave me a french one
Tried it again and a fucking Germany one

can't change it on demand but if you're not on mobile web proxies (can search them) should work just use ublock origin or something

>>213147890
Fake ginger
rape her

>>213147348
they're like algerians except not at all

>>213147871
Right well how did he afford to eat

Going to sleep now

i want to do more jigsaws with the aussie lad

>>213147915
the lads on bennies can just have a good old fashioned wank to a pair of tits in a magazine, just like I did when I were a lad
it's character building you see

i deserve bennies

>>213147915
>Well shite. I tried it again and it gave me a french one
>Tried it again and a fucking Germany one
>can't change it on demand but if you're not on mobile web proxies (can search them) should work just use ublock origin or something
it worked for porn but i dont care about porn, i want to access escort sites

>>213147853
false

>>213147940
Remember finding porn in the bushes? You don't find porn in the bushes any more.

Sharting out a poo

>>213147915
Were you buying the UHT slop?
But even then, some countries have good milk, some don't. British milk is up there with Danish, Norwegian and Swiss for quality, hard to beat desu. Can't speak for Irish.
Used to take a flask of milk with me on trips to Poland for making coffee before I discovered the fresh milk. Still not the same.

>>213147940
Lad, fuck off.

>>213147970
Tor maybe?
Tor itself is legal to use. You can't access drugs/cp/weaposn unless you go looking for it (please don't)

torproject.org

>>213147970
never did myself but heard plenty of other people say they found stacks of wank mags in the woods etc
who the fuck was dumping all this porn in the woods? And why? I guess we'll never know

>IMDB considers the newest South Park episode the 3rd best ever
I mean that's a bit absurd aye lads
27 seasons, 328 episodes and you're telling me it's 3rd?
come on senpai

>>213148008
dunno reckon they've got the top two bang on, they might just know what they're talking about

>>213148008
Totally logical if you consider only mouthbreathing retards watch that show past season 10

>>213147987
Irish is on par with UK I'd imagine or maybe above it in some cases (depends on what you buy/where you buy. So shite milk from shite cows is bad in Ireland but good milk from good cows is good in UK)

Haven't travelled to north Europe. I think it was some shite they had to not be gone off after a day or two with how bad the heat is

>>213148008
>second best is literally just a fuckign advertisement for a video game

Says really all you need to know about IMDB

>>213148008
Orange. Man. Bad. OK?

>>213147992
what's the problem? Give it time and I reckon you could have just as satisfying a wank to a photo of tits than you did to hardcore porn videos. All in the mind you see, your imagination can work wonders when it comes to smut

>>213147885
I've got the perfect way to nourish her. Special "high protein" blend that's easy for her to consume.

(my cum I'm going to facefuck her and cum)

>>213148008
IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings are entirely bought and paid for now
the entire ecosystem is comprised of incestuous shills and their studio exec handlers

>>213148008
IMDB stopped being an accurate measure of quality yonks ago

>>213148008
It was honestly just boring. Saddam Hussein old South Park nostalgia. Something something woke is dead. Trump bad etc. It's not even on my top 20 South Park eps. Just thoroughly unremarkable.

>>213148008
I'll give it a watch and let you know my thoughts.

bloke i work with is the typical deano nothing but air between the ears, wank tattoos all over him and goes on the sun beds every week

some how hes swimming in fanny

>>213148067
the world waits with bated breath

>>213148023
>>second best is literally just a fuckign advertisement for a video game
Make Love Not Warcraft is a decent episode but no way is it number two. Also, Scott Tenorman being number one confirms IMDB is a reddit adjacent platform.

>>213148053
I find it's a pretty decent indicator if something is watchable or not, although only in a general sense. Much better for films than TV as well. If something's higher than 6 then usually it's decent. 5-6 is the danger zone

south park? what year is it. i'm tired

>>213148074
For every silly goof guy out there exists an equally silly bitch willing to slobber his knob.

>>213148030
based

>>213148074
a lad who's tanned and has tattoos shags? no way lad

Need someone chained to my bathroom radiator so they can suck the last little bit of piss out of my knib that otherwise ends up dribbling into my boxers

>>213148089
IMDB is all fan shite and has been for over 15 years now

But Make Love Not Warcraft was great for its time but it was literally an advertisement, like Blizzard themselves made content solely for the episode. Humans couldn't even be Hunters then

>>213148093
2025 new episode this week retard, lad

>>213148116
THIGH GAP

>>213148074
they're the male equivalent of bimbos lad
from an objective point of view bimbos are kind of grotesque and unappealing but they make your dick twitch like nothing else, I feel like it's for the same with women and the airhead Love Island deano types

>>213148130
alright boy george

>>213147847
>relatively stable and functioning society
lol

>>213148130
Ask your mom

Don't hear much from Vance Joy these days

Goodbye

Poop and niggers dying

for me it's that episode where they have porn on a memory stick and it spoofs lord of the rings

Don't hear much from George Ezra these days

>>213148181
Ah lad, who hasn't seen Back Door Sluts 9

>>213147489
Lapupu

hopefully you prepared and have decent porn collection

rorke crying because south park finally hurt the wrong people's feelings

>>213148130
seen JAV that is literally this except they aren't chained to anything

>>213148008
Why not?

Because it's new?

Don't hear much from Englebert Humperdinck these days

>>213147215
Yes, I dont give a shit about middle eastern war #5474563

>>213148147
Speaking of the 90s of course. The new technology was the Internet and much like the printing press the disruption it brings is only now being felt.

>>213148200
150GB and counting x

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

first partey now this???

tired of faggots and trannies ngl

>>213148257
ktim

Lads, I need to confess something about the Latvian

I actually stare at her chebs more than look her in the eye when talking and she knows and hasn't complained yet

The only reason I'm sharing this is because I thought of her massive fucking chebs and smiled

>>213148257
would love to nibble his knobstopper off

So weren’t not banned then or will that be midnight yank time?

>>213147155 (OP)
Brb, shagging Judi Dench.

So were not not banned then or will that be midnight yank time?

ehm well then
thats a big jobbie and a winkie with phimosis

>>213147791
stand up to racism is literally state funded

>>213148286
Well, officially it was midnight but they'll switch it off when ofcom gets back in the office, 9am Monday

>>213148286
it's up to the government to force ISPs to block the domain now, which could take months if not years

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753010741380746.webm

/brit/ party

Yankoids will save us from the OSA

>>213148288
Me. Canslad cares.

>>213148314
You know there's an active jannie?

>>213148257
thats not our tim is it?

>>213148286
2 more weeks

>>213148334
And?

>>213148259
Really gives new meaning to the term "TOP" innit

>>213148257
i wonder how big his arsehole must be to push out such a big poo

all I do is fucking rewatch shit I’ve already watched power, the office, ozark, breaking bad, sopranos, stranger things, you, peep show, dexter

Oi! Have you got a loicense to post on 4chan?

>>213148326
quintessentially british

>>213148304
It's next week

Does this really look like the face of a man who is capable of rape and sexual assault?

>>213148355
Total opposite me have literally never rewatched anything in my life. I'm just not gonna rewatch stuff haha

>>213148355
watch twin peaks

>>213148344
retard

Rip Torn sex arse

>>213148390
????

>>213148388
Turned it halfway through the first episode it didn’t do it for me

right well it's a wank then bed for me, night lads x

>>213148411
loicense
NOW

how can you go bed at midnight on a Friday night how boring is your shit little life

what happens if you put vodka into beer

>>213148444
I like to wake up early x

>>213148008
Well I'll be honest it was probably my personal favourite one. Though I do think Trump is scum to be fair, so obviously I'd like it. Outside of the episode itself being fun, the idea that it's Matt and Trey positioning themselves and their own show against Paramount picture's 1.5 billion dollar deal in support of free speech is probably the biggest thing the show has ever done. A statement from the white house the day after it aired too.

Also I just plain think it's funny that they called him a retarded faggot multiple times.

>>213148374
anybody would though
the way that arse looks in those jeans, the way those legs look in those shoes, the carefree attitude
i'd have his walking stick chucked out the way and the flatcap banging on the headboard within minutes

Farting in the uber

>>213148411
this one chief coomspector

>>213148455
Why tho it’s the weekend

>>213148443
absolutely nothing sir keir can do to stop an apex coomer like myself

>>213148444
what if youre eepy

not a fan of fake tits but that sarah vandella is one sexy bitch

>>213148444
and you're doing what exactly, sitting in your smelly childhood bedroom refreshing 4chan?

>>213148444
Been in bed since 11:30. Woke up on my couch about then haha x

not a fan of fake tits but luther vandross is one sexy bitch

>>213148459
Mental how you can tell this was copied from Reddit just by the faggoty writing style. Why do they all write like this?

>>213148509
Sent that freak to another galaxy

>>213148498
ava adams for me, greatest fake baps of all time

Patty Smyth - Goodbye to You

>>213147493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Rogge#Early_life

you know what lads ill say it, chicago style deep dish pizzas are the best form of pizza and doesn't get the love it deserves

>>213148509
Not really. If I told you it would blow your mind you pathetic little sheep

>>213148520
Sometimes I wonder why even bother. These aren't even that big and are now covered in scars.

Business idea: an Aussie pro wrestler named Bulk Bogan

>>213148558
naa

Am I having a drunken fever dream or is happy Gilmore 2 the worst movie ever made?

>>213148575
More roast beef than a Toby Carvery on a Sunday.

>>213148487
I like having more daylight and my dogs wake me up
The days are shorter here

>>213148554
there's a 500,000% chance my family isn't jewish. trust me.

>>213148575
is that paddy the baddy with her?
she has a lovely nose btw
that being said you shouldn't post mucky pics on the /brit/ lad it's illegalist these days

>>213148575
Ofcom on their way to your gaff as we speak.

>>213148589
You don’t have 24 hours in a day there?

why don't americans use the word 'muck'

The worst are people who go to bed at like 10pm and wake up at 7am.

>>213148592
>Jewish founding member of the SS. He was Hitler's first personal chauffeur.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emil_Maurice

>Jewish Luftwaffe General of the Air Force. Declared Aryan in 1935 by Hitler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmuth_Wilberg

>Jewish Field Marshall General. Reclassified as Aryan by Adolf Hitler.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhard_Milch

>Jewish Kriegsmarine captain, commander of the auxiliary cruiser Atlantis during World War II.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Rogge

>Jewish princess and a spy for Nazi Germany, declared an honorary Aryan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_von_Hohenlohe

>Jewish leader of the Hitler Youth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Schmidt

>Jew. His image appeared in the Berliner Tageblatt as "The Ideal German Soldier", and was later used in recruitment posters and propaganda for the Wehrmacht.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Goldberg

>Jewess, was featured as an infant in Nazi propaganda to find "the most beautiful Aryan baby" in 1935. Taft's image was subsequently distributed widely by the Nazis in a variety of materials, such as magazines and postcards, to promote Aryanism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessy_Levinsons_Taft

>Magda befriended Lisa Arlosoroff and later became intimate with her brother Haim, an ardent Zionist. During her relationship with Haim, she briefly wore a Star of David and accompanied him to Jewish club meetings. The relationship did not last but the two remained in contact until Haim's migration to Israel, where he later headed the Jewish Agency.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magda_Goebbels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helene_Mayer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudi_Ball
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Carl_Moyzisch

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/the-fuhrers-child-how-adolf-hitler-came-to-adore-a-girl-with-jewish-roots-1947711

>>213148527
Cope. I just typed it out, and I've been posting here for over 12 years.

i'm smarter than all of you

keir starmer materialising in front of that image and going "ah ah aah" while wiggling his finger

Donna Summer's cover of MacArthur Park extended version, all 18 minutes of it

Not reading and not clicking
Stupid saffer

>>213148596
>>213148588
Actually it's just the one of them so that raises even further questions.
No idea who Paddy the Baddy is. I only watch Eastern Euro girls.

>>213148624
idk what this is meant to prove or imply

>>213148649
>>213148649
>>213148649

>>213148634
squawkimg

Get him janny

ew you guys have an annoying mexican who bakes early in your general too? i wonder if it's the same faggot who shits up /cum/ too

>>213148614
No, very few places do actually.

>>213148575
madam your tuppence appears to be excreting pink goo

>>213148575
atrocious tits, looks like a dog attacked them

>>213148704
that's a headphone

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