Thread 213147299

Cute pets edition

>>213147299 (OP)
FUCKING DIE.

poo smells lmao

>>213147299 (OP)
AND BLEED TO DEATH.

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>>213149454
Chill

>>213149487
NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

die

Wait why is this one setting Lee off

>>213151015
mental retardation

A worrying amount of breweries are going out of business at the moment, zoomers seem have been brainwashed into thinking that drinking alcohol is bad and it's affecting sales

umm

Neat, a schizo thread

oi did ya rememba t' pay ya furry porn loicense ya bugger

>>213151024
Whole idea of getting up and having to act british all day at work, don't see how you can do that without drinking. Fact is though, they're not going to work. They're playing minecraft and fidget spinners and vaping.

>>213151024
They're staying fit and healthy with chinese vapes and energy drinks with a week's worth of caffeine in

crazy how you can just do this with japanese girls on the train
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753275153489598.mp4

>>213151062
>>213151062
>They're playing minecraft and fidget spinners and vaping
I'm talking about 20-25 year olds, not 15 year olds

it doesnt know what threads are. if you make a new thread it just keeps posting in this one

>>213151047
End your life
https://derpibooru.org/images/948498

>>213151023
>btw attacking people who don't like a show for seven years straight is perfectly normal, and more people should be just like me!
EAT SHIT AUSFREAK

holy autism

>>213151053
Mr. Hickey please you are RUINING this expedition

>>213151115
Choke on your own blood
https://derpibooru.org/images/3234961

>>213151087
From a dunning kruger perspective, I think you guys needed alcohol to be British and also social outside work. 20-25 year olds aren't going to work so they're not acting British, so they don't need alcohol any more. Because they're not out and about pretending to be British. They're just online and everyone online is American outside flag boards. That's why they vape.

>>213151142
give it a rest mate no one cares

>>213151150
Go fuck yourself ausfreak

>>213151079
Remember that youtuber who did interviews with pornstars about 15 years ago? One of them was born in Japan but moved to America when she was a teenager, and she said that she was basically molested on a train by a middle aged man when she was about 13. That country is full of nonces.

>>213151015
He needs professional help.

tried going to sleep but nothings happening so I guess I'll just pull an all-nighter lmao

catyank turning a blind eye to this

>>213151168
Reckon we could give Japan a run for the title of Nonce Island t.bh

>>213151173
Get killed
https://derpibooru.org/images/948498

mad that Brits becoming irreligious directly coincided with Thatcher coming to power

>>213151189
fucked it

>>213151168
they have female only carriages in trains now because it's such a widespread issue lol

genuinely how is it possible that people can post here and not know about lee

>>213151147
>20-25 year olds aren't going to work
They are though, the fuck are you talking about? Unemployment in this country for the under 30s is relatively low when compared to other European countries.

>>213151173
Become dead
https://derpibooru.org/images/985708

>>213151198

This simply proves that Thatcher was good and that she got people to see the truth (atheistic liberalism), the best of both worlds.

>>213151211
and by lee i mean the epic discord pretending to be him using various proxies to samefag

>>213151198
Anglicanism is completely bankrupt, just neoliberal progressive nonsense with the veneer of a church.
Catholicism remains largely unaffected by this trend, and is even seeing a resurgence, not only because of immigration, but young Brits seeking religion.

>>213151211
you really do spend your entire life here don't you

>>213151256
can tell this slag is pro tranny not just from her appearance but how readily she accepts male abuse

For some reason, posting this put me on the moral high ground.

>>213151293
Please take a loaded shotgun, aim it at your fucking temple, and pull the trigger.

>>213151293
ummm

biggest DTFIC meltie i've ever seen, blud's finally gone off the deep end

>>213151213
Just making shit up my brother, don't get your chill vibes swissy

>>213151247
>young Brits seeking religion

is this actually happening though?

>>213151323
Outside a handful of ethnic minorities and desperate terminally online incels: no.

>>213151308
don't have a gun licence mate soz

Swissy big chill shit for a vape man

you can tell it's dtfic because he's always seething about being outed as dtfic

fake lee

Getting a lot of slagging from the mandem and it will inevitably fail due to reforms inevitable victory but I actually appreciate Corbyns new party. It is nice to have at least one alternative to the neoliberal hegemony that has plagued this country for the past 50 years.

>>213151365
every lee post since 2017 has been fake
this includes the infamous tracer one too

Our best choice would be to push for a stronger Prime Minister, one who could control the bureaucrats.

>>213151323
18-24 year olds are the second largest demographic of church attendees after the over 60s

sad really

>>213151374
I immediately signed up. Worth a try isn't it at least. Will always love are Jezbollah

>>213151389
Ironically also the two most gullible demographics lol

Will be funny when reform inevitably immolate upon receiving power. We’ll have racist bus drivers and dinner ladies in the most powerful positions of state.

>>213151389
So not anybody who pays taxes then (i.e. actually matter)

>>213151320
No, you're talking absolute shit

>>213151374
it's the only viable alternative to Reform, which doesn't even feel like a legitimate party, more like Nige rounded up a bunch of people at the bus stop and gave them rosettes

>>213151374
>splits the labour vote
Reform are going to win a record breaking majority

>>213151393
Feel like this started with Jordan Peterson

>>213151400
Best case scenario is both labour and the tories become irrelevant after the next election. Hilarious also a reason given for not having a more representative electoral system is to stop the fringe right from getting into power when a reform majority (or as the senior partner in a Tory coalition) is very much on the cards

>>213151447
>more like Nige rounded up a bunch of people at the bus stop and gave them rosettes
And they will still be more capable of running this ridiculous country than l*ab*ur.

Deputy Prime Minister Kemi Badenoch

several girls in my city on the Tea leak
trying to find their pics but taking forever to download

>>213151509
gis' a bit

>>213151463
The Labour Party is already dead, Keir basically spends all his time twerking for reform voters while supporting the same austerity economics that have crippled this country. Reform have already swallowed the tories whole, it will be nice to have a genuine alternative is what I mean

this whole gaza business, not really on is it

>>213151522
im not kidding when i say i have only found 1 girl on there who is not fat, ugly, old, or all three. Its ridiculous

Middle England will go crawling back to the Tories, mark my words. They always do.

>>213151509
Genuinely don’t know why people actually give a fuck about this. Women complaining about men on an app, what a scoop. Don’t you have better things to be doing with your time?

>>213151526
He may twerk for Corbyn now. It will be interesting to see how he responds to Labour getting pulled apart from the right and left. Starmer pandering to Reform did look to be narrowing the gap between them and Reform in the polls.

>>213151535
should really get around to getting it stopped

might start assembling some kind of disaster survival kit

>>213151551
ok but what if you're wrong

>>213151554
>Don’t you have better things to be doing with your time?
no
they were lying about random men in the Facebook groups based on this before it came an app, but all im seeing here is just loser women and loser creepy men, not the same really, big nothingburger

You brits have to suffer some weird shit
anyway, can post more bangers more like this?
https://youtu.be/46VHdzSdB7k?list=PLeGoorDNPCRtGDBDcciYth8ehW2cPclpQ

Lads I've been out and I fell a bit in love with a lefty girl tonight. She's on and off with a lad I know who's really nice and also a huge lefty but I don't think he's arsed about her.

>>213151551
The tories are dead, Cameron was the last “respected” Tory and Boris at least had an element of trumps charisma. They offer nothing and Nigel’s cult of personality will consume them whole, they should have invited him to come back as leader seeing as they’re just reform junior at the moment

>>213151596
steal her from him then
nothing can go wrong

>>213151583
>muh taxes
>muh house prices
>muh pensions
Reform are a bit of an unknown quantity at the moment but the second they intimate that any of the above will be affected approximately 12 million southern Englanders will crawl back to them with cap in hand.

>>213151535
>>213151578
Join H*mas

leftypol really thnks this new commie paki party is going to make any difference if british people wanted a hard left party they could have voted green long ago but they didn't

>>213151596
don't think it's worth being with a huge lefty girl if you aren't that way inclined yourself, you'd constantly be treading on eggshells

Mental how badly I mindraped him

>>213151616
I wouldn't like this sort of thing normally but honestly he might let me

>>213151602
>and Boris at least had an element of trumps charisma
I've never understood this, he's nothing like Trump

I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it’s too late

>>213151580
Ok. Finally someone's brought this up. I have some advice to give about this if you're interested (please me interested!) oh shit did he hear me? *coughs* Jeez, I'm so sorry. A disaster kit you said?

Why’s everyone calling corbyn’s common sense socialist party a commie paki party? That already exists in Galloway’s WPB and was up for election

>>213151577
He pandered to the centre to win an election the tories were always losing. His pandering to reform was always desperate and won’t save the party when reform are a lot more serious about their anti immigration messaging. The one good thing Kier had done has been reversing a lot of the self harm caused by Brexit but it won’t be enough, believe me the benefit cuts he’s bringing about will hit this country like a truck.

Talk of the exclusion of the Duke of York from the rightful succession is treason. Any who speak of it set themselves against legitimate authority and are the heirs in spirit to those rebels who so recently plunged our country into rebellion and civil war. Can anyone here contemplate such evil without horror? Let there be no confusion. The Duke of York is my heir and will remain so. His right is ordained by God and no man may alter it. Anyone who denies this truth makes themselves an enemy of God, King and country. Think on that before you take another step towards chaos. All the world may see what a point we have come to. Nothing that begins in such division is likely to end well. I declare Parliament dissolved. Gentlemen, go home. I will not trouble you any further.

>>213151671
This country is becoming like Italy before Meloni became their leader, in 10 years there will be 50+ political parties all shouting at eachother

>>213151671
they're literally all pakis except corbyn

>>213151660
He’s a charismatic idiot, like trump.

>>213151665
I'm not going to go full prepper mode, but I think it would be wise to be prepared for a week or two without power/water/food, given the way the world (and the environment) is going

the fat one off derry girls is cute

>>213151715
He has a degree in Classics from Oxford.

u no souting at me sir

>>213151715
He's not charismatic, he's just mildly amusing in small doses. Trump is endlessly entertaining.

>>213151743
Do you know how many idiots go to university and get degrees? Don’t be so bloody naive

>>213151643
I know but she's so kind and homely I think I could just forget everything

>>213151761
How many Oxford degrees do you have then?

Need to huff her girl gas.

>>213151743
that sounds like the most pointless degree ever

>>213151590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c5WAOxGhuM

>>213151786
Small brain energy. Literally the only thing worth studying is Classics and History if you're interested in governance

>>213151751
>mildly amusing in small doses
ktim

>>213151786
>durrr reading bad

>Women Dating Safety App 'Tea' Breached, Users' IDs Posted to 4chan
>Tea app hacked: 13,000 photos leaked after 4chan call to action
>Tea App Map Goes Viral After 4chan Leak. Are Users Now Being Tracked?
That's us done then isn't it

>>213151768
Appeal to authority, my family never sent me to Eton, Boris was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. I don’t think you’ve been to university if you don’t realise how many dribblers go there and do quite well by absorbing and parroting information.

>>213151786
It is, but it didn’t matter because daddy would get him a job anyway

>>213151051
It's not THOUGH
It's just a bot that spams the in response to posting MLP references
It used to be an actual guy but obsessed retards keep his gimmick going

>>213151724
Don't have any actual advice, I'm sorry I was being silly. I'm on kratom again. Think having a large store of clean water is a really good idea, maybe some canned foods. Otherwise I'm fucked personally, had a close friend back in school who went into survivalism and primitive living and it looked like a ton of work for minimal reward (survival).

>>213151849
I literally have a first from Oxford and I went to a shitty state comprehensive on free school meals. If it's so easy then you have no excuse not to also do it. But you don't. Curious.

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a call for more violence against the you-know-who's

I'm an incel and have been a neet for the past 2 years

>>213151724
Think paper books are still a good investment in a survivalism potential future. I'm going to rely on everyone around me to keep me alive but I intend to stay distracted until I die I don't see anything stopping me from doing that.

>>213151894
I'm an incel and have been a neet for the past 25 years.

>>213151894
>2 years
oh boy...

>>213151870
Don’t recall asking

>>213151858
if it were an actual bot that responded to anyone posting a particular image, then you'd think people would bait it more often to derail/spam threads
yet, that never happens, it's virtually always the OP image of a new thread that starts it - ergo it's not a bot, it's one or more people coordinating using proxies

hmmm yes the DPC_WATCHDOG_VIOLATION bluescreens are back again
think this laptops hardware is on the way out, though it was happening before a few months ago and just fixed itself (after i spent a week getting various driver/firmware updates)

Uneducated proles in the thread coping again

rorke taking white cock on camera...and loving it!?

>>213151905
I did think that keeping myself entertained would become difficult with no power. With no internet I can still watch blurays and play games but with no power I'm fucked. Think I'll start stockpiling classic novels

>>213151958
as a straight lad it does feel surprisingly good

>>213151724
Oh yeah and candles and whatever's closest to a sturdy knife that you can buy. And sticks. I don't know what they were for but they seemed important to survivalist friend. TONS of sticks. And lice.

>>213151932
you really do spend you're entire life here don't you

>>213151849
oxford is different from just any uni tbf. the smartest 2 people i've ever met just barely made it in, and the next 3 smartest people got rejected

>>213151951
>watchdog violation
Anne Robinson is coming for you lad

>>213151985
Nah mate it's super easy I could have got in any day, just couldn't be arsed innit *fails his BTEC in bricklaying*

Every man should have 10-15 candles and like a bone flute maybe

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>>213151932
No
They do it specifically because they think it's funny
The bot replies within 10 minutes MAXIMUM. Even if it's a completely new image with a single PIXEL of MLP
It's all a ruse.
Nobody is fooled.

Krishnan Guru-Murthy

>>213151970
sticks? like just piles of tree branches? I guess that would be handy to make fires with. If the theoretical disaster I'm preparing for is so bad I'm having to build fires out of sticks I think I'd rather off myself tbqh

>>213152038
Not him but the power will be out, you’ll need warmth somehow

hey hey
marry me archie

The Medicis are one of the most elite families in the global hierarchy along with the Orsinis and Rothschilds.
Here is a Medici nobewoman looking rather sinister in a black dress.

>>213152054
I've got a lot of warm clothing, blankets and a military issue sleeping bag that's rated for temperatures below freezing, I should be OK assuming I'm still in my incelflat

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>>213152038
Yeah, they were for fires but he also carved proper bows and arrows out of them, was pretty cool looking back. That kind of living has a lot going for it when it's optional and temporary.

Think my current living arrangements are driving me mad, need out but that’ll be ages from now

It do be like this

Oh, whistle, and I'll come to you, my lad!

Dwarfmaxxing

would you please

mad how gay i am

was thinking about playdoh then ate a particularly salted peanut and my brain thought i was eating playdoh for a good few seconds and i had to stop it from regurgitating the peanut

>>213152065
The last Medici died almost 300 years ago mate.

>>213152153
You doin alright lad

>>213152091
YOU'LL BE BURNED AT THE FUCKING STAKE
http://img.youtube.com/vi/mTbBxVCF1ds/maxresdefault.jpg

>>213152013
>>213151878
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURIED IN MASS GRAVES

canny focus on anything because i know i've got night toil later

need poo
want poo
i live for poo

>>213152194
Sure they did sure

>>213152153
Your image is universal
either shape up or get fucked

>>213152162
same actually become addicted to cocks on anime girls ffs

>>213152224
i have poo for you
hold still

how do bong bros deal with the fact
that the most famous british music video is some androgyn tranny girl sitting in a paki kebab shop with a black kid eating Döner, drinking Ayran and getting eyefucked by some James Dean looking thug ordered on TEMU ?
https://youtu.be/_PDNRTCuPyQ?si=N_b9IiBWKo9v71dc
that´s just super weird

Ricegum ascended ricecel?

was talking about steroids with gfberg and she went on about how women don't always necessarily want big hunky guys, and i said "with respect i don't really care what women want"

>>213152241
That’s how i started now i love objects up my bum while i wank

The Rothschilds are descended from a Bavarian noble family in the middle ages called the Guelphs, who moved to Venice and mixed with the elite Venetian noble banking dynasties and the most high ranking Khazarian/Ashkenazi Jewish bankers also and Swiss, French, and British aristocracy later on.

>>213151379
>tracer feet
this one always baffled me, its so obviously fake. whilst it is a funny addition to lee lore, it's clearly not real.
in reality, i think probably left pretty soon after getting doxed, probably around when his last kiwifarms post was.

The Renaissance wasn't really that long ago

there are probably millions of people having sex right now

>>213152063
enjoy that song but feel like i shouldnt

i ate poo

There’s a lad here I’ve taken to toying with quite regularly. I ragebait him hard making him think I’m sincere then I pull the rug out from under his feet. I won’t get into specifics but he knows who he is, my own personal plaything. Greatly enjoy toying with the mind of midwits

>>213152279
sounds like she doesnt like you going on
you have to try extremely hard to get (inhumanely) big on them anyway, or up the dose to hysterical levels

Chase success and women will chase you (rough translation)

>>213152063
tune that

>>213152323
she doesn't know i'm on gear, it's a pretty tame cycle so it's hardly noticeable

>>213152236
proof england is the most soulful country on the planet

>>213152318
Sounds gay lad

We must reclaim Karak Eight Peaks.

gums are bleeding. i havent been brushing my lower gums properly so i've had to scrub them really hard to get all the plaque off and it's fucking knacking

>>213152318
Reminder that this of the behaviour of the degenerates who think they're unironically the "salt of the earth".

>>213152209
where do you work nights?

Not really a fan of 190s new gimmique

>>213152352
There definitely is some sort of quasi sexual element to it i won’t lie but with myself in the dominating role

>>213152381
'za deliveries

>>213152241
>>213152287
So you became gay from straight?

might start self-diagnosing physical disabilities as opposed to mental ones for a laugh
ive got epilepsy and osteoporosis and childhood obesity

>>213152397
ah, menulog

>>213152380
ywnbl

>>213152413
nope i work directly for the chain

>>213152403
Was pretty much always bi but im like 90% straight if not more

>>213152369
meant to be gentle on your gums mate or you'll erode them

Will OCCASIONALLY have a wank to a sissified femboy being decimated by a BBC

>>213152433
nowt wrong with it

any semi-obscure musicians you guys like?
i really enjoy bluey from incognito's solo albums

In case you forgot, it’s over.

>>213152452
jessy bulbo
i suspect most people wouldn’t like her music especially her first album

>>213152433
thoughts on dominate femboys?

when I get super horny every once in a while I drift into looking at scat porn but never once have I considered looking at gay stuff

some absolute benders in here

rorke's house

some proper bum bandits posting today

>>213152403
Well thing is mate I love cock on anime mothers, so I thought I was maybe gay or atleast bi but the yaoi and irl gay porn does nothing for me.

There's something about the rhythm to this

rorke playing doom 2016 on his Samsung smart fridge

it’s not even gay because when you watch a white giy destroy a twink you’re just watching two lads fuck but when it’s a nigger (not human) on top it scientifically can’t be gay because it’s an animal and a lad

>>213152452
a few japanese metal bands although it's difficult to determine exactly how obscure they are

some complete gay lords about

>some complete gay lords about
>some proper bum bandits posting today
>some absolute benders in here

well if the boot fits

some massive screaming woofters afoot

we love our gay porn here

stinks of poo arse in here

gay porn dance

if you and i
can put all these differences aside
then surely we can be
human

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWQoLUX4wTI
This man is a hero.

gotta pick a restaurant for my birthday dinner

some missed cheese around

Rorke's ass breaks /brit/

if cilantro doesn't taste like soap to you then you aren't white

>>213152586
cute

>>213152589
TJ Arbys TJ Arbys Ten Thousand %

Need to sniff up Emma Watson’s fart particles, her farticles.

>>213152589
mcdonalds

sharty aint loading for me
probably for the best
i can access it over Tor but it wont for the life of me load on anything else

>>213152624
farts are horrible even from girls

>>213152632
load a bullet into your brain you redditjak faggot

>>213152596
coriander around these parts and it grows wild in my garden

the night i fit a buttplug into my ass was the best night of my life

>>213152455
Now I'm a broken man on a halifax pier
The last of barrett's privateers

No idea what that means but I'm feeling it

>>213152620
@grok is this real?

>>213152664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

>>213152660
A man’s ass is for sittin’ and shittin’ and nothing else.

do not be alarmed but this will be your last porn video you will ever see

>>213152620
This isn’t funny americans only do this when they’re under extreme stress, guide him back into his pen with some McDonald’s and an interracial porn mag and give him time to relax

>>213152684
oops

um

Oh fuck the brits are gone

Good way to get AIDS doing that.

>>213152682
Then why the fuck is the asshole an erogenous zone with so many pleasurable nerve endings and a dedicated orgasm button? If society doesnt want me bumwanking then they should just fucking arrest me

any niggard in

>>213152721
God testing you

>>213152701
love the dark horse like pussies of black girls

>>213152724
he's here >>213152647

>>213152756
:(

>>213152676
Why's aussie introducing me local bangers
good shit nonetheless

>>213152701
sweet bape hoodie in the back

>>213152777
are you actually sam lake

youtubes changed again

Recycle
>>213151285
>>213151285
>>213151285

I’m a stupid black gay cunt

>>213152790
God no
honestly we have no idea how to approach the shit sam lake (sami järvi) shits out
at least sankarin tango and yötön yö are pretty good