Thread 213151285

raped by the botnet edish

poo

I felt worthless, i felt ugly, I felt gay

I'm gonna go get the papers

Trump just axed trans athletes in women's sports.

I think this specific saga of retardation is finally over. It's not really being "dismantled" as much as falling apart and blowing off into the wind.

backing up all my steam games locally, cracking them all
gonna delete my steam account.

>>213152850
what’s the point in doing that?

Sir Keir Starmer, I’m joining a hiking group, is that OK?!

>>213152862
Consult the Hiking Safety Act first

You remember when M&Ms updated their mascots to be female so they could be inclusive towards women. That was stupid

so err, when are we getting booted off the site then? ahaha

>>213152916
dunno, it's quite thrilling isn't it? Not knowing

>>213152903
the brown m&m looked and acted like such a bitch but the green one is a party girl that would suck your cock from behind

>>213152859
he’s a pedophile who is mad that steam removed pedophile anime games

>>213152859
steam is the last piece of proprietary software i use, ergo once every game i have is cracked, i'll be completely free of proprietary software (outside of the actual game binaries of course, though the crack, goldberg emulator, runs them offline so i dont see much of an issue privacy wise)
then the last pieces of non-free software on my system will be the BIOS itself and the non-free WIFI drivers i run.
i'm already 99% done i'd say, cracking games that is. the only ones i cant crack obviously are denuvo games, of which most i can play elsewhere. i've also been unable to crack peggle and the dark messiah of might and magic.
i'm still gonna backup the files of the games i cant crack anyways on an external hard drive.

>>213152927
this could be our last interaction together lad, gets the heart racing a bit x

>>213152943
>i've also been unable to crack peggle
peggleGODS stay on top

>>213152930
Imagine the smell.

Sir Keir Starmer, may I have my wank ration now?

*posts cat*

Any UK lad here frequently shops at LIDL? How are the ice creams down here? Should I just grab a ben & jerrys from my local co-op instead?

Convincing Nan to get assisted suicided to earn an NHS wank credit for my government AI porn chamber at home

>>213153024
ben and jerry's, more like woke and cuck

By 2026 we'll all get one wank code per month
There will be two options
One will be missionary sex with nothing but the males naked arse
The other will be an African refugee shagging a white woman
Those are the options

>>213152961
i see it differently, more like Peggle is the final and ultimate boss of evil. published by EA themselves, their everlasting spirit of greed and anti-consumerism lives on in the heart of peggle, forever.
Peggle represents everything wrong with not just games, but all of media. Mindless goyslop churned out to please the lowest IQ retards out there, easy to learn, easy to master. crack in video game form. a vile display of the depths of humanity, a pleasure box for the wicked.
but as if the games design wasn't far enough, they had to lock it down too. no, you cannot play peggle on your own terms. you MUST use steam or origin. you MUST play peggle the way EA intended.
Fitting, really. The infinite pleasure game is a LITERAL prison. an inescapable one at that. Peggle is the dystopia Huxley warned us of in brave new world. a prison so enjoyable nobody would ever wish to leave it, but if they did, a brave soul like myself, they couldn't.
well you know what? screw your Peggle, EA. i'm a free man. and i'll play the PSP version of peggle.

might replay new vegas

Sort of mad how posting about a method to quit porn gets your post completely censored or changed into something else completely.

>>213153090
mad how posting your runescape password backwards censors it as well, see: ************

21retnuh

>>213153046
Starmer's porn menu needs an option for the gay porn lovers

>>213152927
Does the ban apply to commonwealth niggers as well?

>>213153113
sunaymeugnotsreggin

>>213153113
*********

bigcocksonpumpablemums1900

>>213153122
aha, you've been had, you thick fucking idiot

emageht

321mubylliw

>>213153129
There's one option
It's a video of blokes getting their negholes pozzed
So that we can promote pozitivity

>>213153160
this one's got all the lads in the playground howling

>>213153043
I don't see how it relates to my question, I don't watch the news so I duuno if they're woke or not.
I bet you eat mcdonalds tho.

Wonder if autists have a hard time speaking Chinese what with it being a tonal language

gaypornjoke69

woke wants to make pozzing negholes illegal

>>213153177
i have a hard time speaking chinese because i don't know it not cos it's tonal

>>213153174
it's my commbank password tbf

>>213153063
I'm heading to town tomorrow and I was thinking of picking that up at the pawn shop

>>213153227
make sure it's for console
the PC version is a steam activation code which is one use

>>213153240
>unmodded console fallout
france was a mistake

Found New Vegas to be quite boring

>>213153249
bongest possible opinion to be fair

>>213153189
aha good one spainers

LADS QUICK! I need a Ben&Jerrys power ranking right now before I go to co-op first thing after they open.

>>213153266
What about 3?

>>213153277
cherry garcia
chubby hubby
chunky monkey

>>213153249
>I-IS THAT UNMODDED FALLOUT?
>NOOOO i need my epic aim down sights mod plus sprint and a minimap plus better shooting and more guns and a motorbike mod plus more outposts and maybe open cities mod plus more blood and disembowelment plus big boobies mod and huge futanari bouncing cock mod plus child sex slaves mod plus all the ambient music to be replaced with jefre cantu ledesma

>>213153277
Sovlfvl album cover

Since we're all about to get banned
There's one thing I feel I must share with you all
I did not care for Fallout New Vegas.

>>213153323
What about 3?

>>213153325
Now that was a real game

>>213153325
Not too bad

>>213153320
makes one feel the power, innit?
>>213153302
cheers lad, not sure my co-op has any of those flavours tho

>>>/sci/16733199
>Harvey Feynman

I've seen /r/science crash out about this twice and I don't even go there. It's just a result on Google.

I'm glad woke ideology fizzled out before reddit could completely disgrace one of the greatest minds of the 20th century with the infinite number of ways to make this guy look like a sex pest by the standards of woke.

Imagine being such a fat spastic that you sit and post on here at 4am excited to go buy ice cream as soon as the shop opens
Useless biomass

>>213153374
eww

cant park there m8

>>213153277
>>213153357
did you make this

>>213153311
yea, that's the only use for mods and not performance and bug fixes
fucking redditjak retard faggot

>>213153403
no, but big bear doing thangs is unironically a decent album
pic related even better so

hello

>>213153392
>fat
I'm 53kg ag 5'10 femboy that posts his hot content online bro
It's good being excited about something, I bet you're a fat drugged up sad cunt yourself.

>>213153467
err.... yh...

Got a clicky wrist (and no it isn’t from wanking off geezers or whatever stupid joke you’re gonna make)

mad how gay i am

>>213153477
yo dat shit fyre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQhSo8Id4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NNAjgaVnns

>>213153355
this is what an wise ancient master of the incel arts looks like. he's been doing it so long, it's just a reflex to him. women walk by him and spontaneously combust

>>213151285 (OP)
Mihai would have loved this edition…

alri lads

>>213153791
alri

scarlet johansson looks old leo has the right idea about things

sieg heil fellow natsocs

what the shit
>>>/pol/511379180

watching a video on the global oil trade. interesting watch

https://youtu.be/UMoa2Iw2t7Y?si=rNUkexikdFs6YdO7

>>213153880
why would you see that webm on /pol/ and your first thought be to come and link it on /brit/ on /int/

rorke bought a VPN for nothing

>toilet
>toil -et
good one, toilberg

So what are thailand and cambodia fighting about?

>>213153952
always thought "to let" signs were just begging for someone to vandalise it
also those "no entry" signs with a white bar in the middle where someone could easily write something profane

>>213153932
because I wouldn't even know what a f1nn5ter was if it hadn't been for /brit/ perhaps?

Leftypol advocating for combatants from both sides to be housed in the same council estate in Bradford

any twatty nonces in?

>>213153952
got a date with my coworker, call her my toil-ette

>>213153958
who has the better ladyboys

at toil i have one day a week where my manager is white as opposed to a jeet and it's by far my most productive day of the week

hm

>>213153978
Sort of a good point

>>213154013
Obviously that is Thailand

>>213154043
>using the act to censor the protesting happening today
kek called it this shit was never used to protect muh children

>>213154126
The propaganda that tried to smear everybody against this bill as a creep has well and truly worked

I own a Triumph Motorcycle built in Hinckley, England. Thank you.

>>213154150
>has worked
>petition is still gaining traction despite passing
um, w-why isn't it working?

>https://news.sky.com/story/hackers-prove-age-verification-systems-on-pornography-sites-can-be-bypassed-in-seconds-13401733
>Two fat middle aged women "hackers" show Sky how a [REDACTED] works
Anti-VPN news articles are already circling, they're definitely next

>>213154173
Ah yes, the "petition" which will definitely not get looked at for 5 minutes and then thrown out

>>213154189
>definitely next
>not even China can stop them

>>213154189
reckon they should just ban the internet entirely, we'd all be happier

>>213154200
doesn't matter there still is an uproar even the normies are pissed this wont go away

you have to be a real goofball to fuck with me

practicing onanism

legalise drunk driving

How do I go about telling the gf I want to see her getting blacked

>>213154272
draw her a picture

>>213154272
oh and I forgot to mention but she is transgender (mtf) btw

>>213154217
They'll still try. This is the same government that proposed banning encryption despite everything relying on it from health care data to banking

morning de lads

>>213154272
"accidentally" send her a text about it

20mg of zopiclone straight up the shitter

>shitclits posting
daily reminder all the cope porn wont help you in life and you'll end up being a slut for BWC

Wanking to Sydney Sweeney
The woke mob can shove it up their arse

is the UK banned yet

>>213154416
wonder if his willy is really that small that he can't even wrap his hand around it and have a proper wank

>>213153355
kek
the guy doesn't even respond

don't think i could shag a tranny, i like vaginas

the dragon blood incense is burning

>>213154477
considering mine looks just like that? yes, it's definitely possible

the real chads of this world are israel supporters, landlords, drunk drivers and welfare recipients

got $542k in my superannuation (that's pension fund for you brits and 401(k) for you yanks)

>>213154533
From pizza delivery?

>>213154533
too bad you won't live long enough to spend it

What do you think Chinese people see when they see written English

>>213154540
aye

>>213154488
poof

went for a wee and it smelled like yesterday's curry

>>213153429
>doesn't enjoy bugs in videolgames
Let me guess, you like "cinematic experiences"?

>superannuation
wacky antipodeans

>>213154533
FOB

go ed zaz

>>213154563
Probably look at it how we look at Cyrillic

>>213154563
jfjgakdfkgsdgjd ikegdspdii4tvdslk mcvikdfv djsdlfev
probably something like that

Erm

>>213154638
Somebody's gotta do it

>>213154664
kek this is me

>>213154638
fake. im right here shiposting with the mates.

>>213154663
>>213154664
what the heck

Google's saying you should have roughly 10x your final salary saved before you can comfortably retire. It's true, you can look yourself. 10-15x your final salary, folks. All around the globe you can hear NEETs sigh a sigh of relief. Hey yeah I can save 50 dollars! No no, stop it.

>>213154652
>Renault EV Club | For Renaut Electric Car Drivers
what?

right up the goolies

hail hitler o/

some of the blocked sites in the uk are absolutely ridiculous and make no sense whatsoever
actual nanny state

>>213154652
>Post on social media website X claiming that content relating to protests has been age-gated due to the Online Safety Act.

(◠‿◠)

Tracy Chapman's in the news again. Her neighbor is suing her for 10 million dollars (million? really?), they're suing her for 10 million dollars for leaving a pool cover on her pool with her name scrawled in glitter on it. You can see it from space! I've seen it. Bit tacky. But the neighbors aren't enjoying the glitter, they're saying it's a "fire hazard" because of the reflection off the glitter, the sunshine it must be. It must be. We've had lots of fires out here, folks, it's true. But I'll tell you what won't catch fire--Tracy Chapman's latest record sales!

Oh wow that's a real black singer. Tracy Chapman. Must have heard that before.

is the last of the /brit/ threads?
or when does your new bs law get put into effect?

She sued Nicki Minaj too what the fuck??

>>213154883
its not a coincidence that theres a lot of US/CN flags, my fellow yankee

>>213154800
Nice to hear she's doing well

She won 450,000 dollars because Minaj sampled one of her songs on a song that was never officially released but was "leaked" online. Sounds devious and Chapman looks like a good egg. Minaj is slutty, it's true?

come with me, and you'll be, in a world of angry masturbation

The United Kingdom faces systemic collapse—economic stagnation, political incompetence, and crumbling public services. Yet, even as domestic institutions falter, MI6 continues to assert British influence abroad through covert operations and proxy engagements.

Why does every advert have a black guy in it
Genuinely bizarre

>>213154940
show video

>>213154966
sounds to me like you’re being a bit racist mate

>>213154852
still makes no sense

Why do redditors believe the age requirement for porn sites is a racist white supremacist ploy to increase white birth rates?

>>213155020
because they see the truth

yo con papi chulo

mad how much m&s and waitrose fruit mogs the povvo supermarkets

quite want to go for a shower but my apple watch is still charging so if i go now it won't be fully charged by the time i get back

>>213155039
yeah i go waitrose for my fruit and m&s for my bread even though i'm on;ly a minute walk from the asda

>>213155020
anything to the right of them is literally hitler
that's why

Here we often hear that immigrants are better integrated into the UK and that everyone lives in peace on their own? What's the reality? I mean, what's life lool like between the different communities?

How are we still here?

i am a scrimblo male

>>213152808
i need u

playing with my pussy feathers

checked one of my ex TikTok and it’s got videos of her claiming she is a landlady because she gets her new bf to contribute toward her mortgage. im more ashamed and feel bad for her. no idea why anyone would do this but also feel I dodged a bullet

>>213155113
British excellence. Country is too inept to enforce it's own fagged up nanny censorship law.

double qp meal with large iced latte

thinking about chief keef </3

>>213155213
thinking about his black willy are you

should leave the house at some point today but for what purpose

>>213155222
Go to your local mosque and meet a paki lass

>>213155218
nah, but his early music
can’t figure out wether i like it or not

>>213155222
what’s your local area look like

I will not be a party to your emotional/spiritual scat play any longer

ofcom van just pulled up outside

>>213155264
dire looks like there’s some nice woods over there tho go walk around in those

>>213155264
yeah i would be a neet roleplaying as different characters on /brit/ stuffing my face while sitting at home all day if i lived in something like this

>>213155004
It’s because it’s a forum with user-generated content. If the site can’t meet the government’s extremely strict moderation requirements, it’s easier to just shut down. The point is to make a more centralized Google/Facebook/Twitter style of Internet.

is that what the average britposter is living like?

No brit posts for 20 minutes, is it over?

>>213155483
meow..

so... this is rorke

>>213155502
everyone stopped while I was having a wank for some reason were you all watching me or something

>>213155256
Just took a shit about 30 seconds ago

>>213155502
Fraid so Cody. Brits are being advised by Starmer to use Myspace or AOL for robust internet discourse.

>>213155506
^•.•^

but seriously
when the ofcommies come for /brit/, where are we all gonna meet up?

>>213155507
the gay porn goblin

>>213155222
go out for a coffee and a cinnamon bun

>>213155544
Probably the sharty

just seen this central / Native American guy that looks straight out of a movie wonder what brought him to my grim bogan suburb

>>213155507
tell me about the ladyboys

>>213155548
sounds like a pub in brighton
ye olde gay porn goblinn

>>213155507
Haha, retard copping a feel. Cor. Funny. Love it

>>213155491
so why isnt every forum on the list then

>>213155559
oh hale naw

might watch mr inbetween again

>>213155577
You're quite welcome to stay here

I'm a nervous wreck and need a man to hug and kiss

>>213155264
so fucking peng

who drove the van? some all-purpose also-ran
when the shit hits the fan
who's gonna carry the can
for it man?

Friend who i do not just not like but actually despise, as his personality has become nothing but constant screeching about palestine, racism, misoginy and fascism, but who sees me as his best friend, is finally gone. He self-invited himself for four fucking days and i was too much of a pussy to stop it.

>>213155595
Ever shag him up the arse?

Britain is lost, Britain is raped, Britain is gone.
Pulling your strings, Britain is done
Seeking no truth, winning is all
Find it so grim, so true, so real

Keir Starmer has inadvertently cured my addiction to pornography

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>>213153958
hindu temple in eastern thailand the french gave the siamese 150 years ago

>>213155587
exsqueeze me?

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

>>213155629
>DOOD have you SEEN black dick though?!?!

used to feel like i wasn’t worthy to look at beautiful women in public now i stare at them like a pervert

>>213155611
what a hero

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GIVE ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT ON COWBOY DAVE
DID HE WHISTLE ON BROWN, WAS HIS WOMAN A SEX SLAVE?

>>213155605
No but i would like to bitchslap him into oblivion.

>>213155507
How is this lad getting a free squeeze? Surely the ladyboy would charge you for trying to get a freebie

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>>213155645
You'd slap his arse while you shagged him?

>>213155640
I mean what are you meant to do if they're walking in front of you? It's not my fault my eyes point forward and their pert bottoms are right there.

>>213155618
>>213155629
>>213155642
>>213155651
quentin

>>213155646
same way the greengrocer lets you feel the peaches

>>213155039
you should kill yourself

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>>213155660
He usually throws me out when I get a stiffie checking out the bananas

>>213155039
50% sale on in M&S at the moment and it's all I can do to help myself from buying everything

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>213155663
seethe on lidl boy

>>213155658
WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?
EVEN TARQUIN HAS A JOB
MARY BERRY'S GOT A JOB
SO WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?

>>213155673
yeah cause he thinks you've pocketed one of his string beans

he da black peepee master! he love dem black peepees so much he can't hardly stand it! mistah quentin love dem black peepees all day long he sho do!

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Went to the gym yesterday and now my right arse cheek hurts

>>213155688
scream that freak flying

>>213155697
want the left one to hurt too?

>>213155638
Mutt's Law

>>213155688
>>213155701
right was all fun and games until you made fun of my cock so stop it right now

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

MY MUVVA WORKED 40 HOURS 4 DAYS A WEEK
THE ONLY WAY TO SCARE A TORY IS TO READ AND GET RICH
MOTHER
FUCKER!
MOTHER
FUCKERRR!

Im realizing this thread is compromised by Mossad.

Muttley from Wacky Races Law

>>213155713
they're just schizophrenic freaks who think it's funny

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

what's the plan for today, lads?

>>213155595
you both sound like whiney spineless faggots so you're perfect for eachother

got about 8 songs i’m thinking of releasing

>>213155729
Lunch with mumberg later on and then probably finish reading my book

>>213155729
my upper thighs and crotch area are burning hot

>>213155595
nightmare
i had a friend for 20+ years who got mindbroke by covid (and other unrelated issues)
he'd always been a bit of a twat but then one day i had him round for a bbq and a watch of demolition man cos he'd never seen it
no exaggeration, for 8 hours he's on about nothing but covid conspiracy theories
at first i agreed that the lockdowns were a catastrophic mistake, and based on bullshit inflated numbers, totalitarianism etc
but holy shit 3-4 hours later he's still going, and i'm begging him to talk about literally anything else but he just can't
by the end i was fuming because he was just ignoring any attempt to change the subject
instead of watching demolition man i got to listen to schizo rants about aliens controlling the nwo
afterwards he sent me a text saying i should be whipped in the street for knowing about the covid evil and doing nothing about it
ghosted him after that

>>213155729
Toil from 9:30-17:00 and that's about it

>>213155713
Now that you've figured us out would you still like to give some money to Israel please?

>>213155685
I'm born and bred aldi mate get it right

>>213155741
You should probably get a normal job that doesn't require you to work on the weekend it's pretty nice

i shop at lidl

>>213155711
Mixed on idles but that ones a banger tbf

>>213155724
FEAR LEADS TO PANIC
PANIC LEADS TO PAIN
PAIN LEADS TO ANGER
ANGER LEADS TO HATE!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
OH OH OH OH
DANNY NEDEEEELKOOOOOO!

My legacy is that I will be the first person to end his own life because he was a bit tired and couldn't be arsed really.

Good morning I hate canslad

>>213155778
thats why everyone does it you stupid prick

all walk into a bar

My legacy is that I'll pass on my Mulvad subscription so someone else can have a wank once I'm dead

You cunts are fucking up twitter with this age verification dog shit

>>213155794
true enough I suppose

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

>>213155806
set location in profile settings to any non eu country and youre good

>>213155806
Makes me happy knowing it's upsetting you

know any good youtubes?

exhentai still up

>>213154652
started clicking these links to check if they're blocked and suddenly realised i was clicking on hentai sites
thanks a lot i'm probably on a list now

Whatever happened to employed woman?

>>213155826
yea

e621 still up

>>213155821
>Chuddha, how do I renounce the distractions of this world?
>Full auto.

rorke's da looking on nervously hoping he got the right thing as rorke opens his gift, a yearly subscription to Mull Vat, the monthly mulled wine subscription service where you get to try a new bottle each month sent straight to you door

pootubes

>>213155828
You're already on a list if you post here

>>213155739
Let's see them then lid

so bored i might play mists of pandaria classic or a private server run by shady yuros

You lads doing that unfunny gimmick again where you try to makes jokes about something just because it has a slightly silly sounding name with this time it being Mulvad the VPN service?

>>213155831
they exchange their labour for money which can be used to purchase goods and services

>>213155806
This
They implemented it all across Europe because the servers are UK based and Muskfags are too retarded to implement laws properly (you can just change your location though)

>>213155864
mate frankly your underestimating how hard I had to twist that word into something that could be turned into a joke. Mulled wine was the only option.

and you've not even (You)'d me for my efforts. It's a bloody disgrace.

>>213155883
>because they're too retarded to implement laws properly (locally)

the actual reason is that yanks genuinely cannot tell European countries apart. I remember when Obama, an educated man, came to Glasgow to give a speech for COP26 and he called Scotland the 'Emerald Isle' lol.

>>213155763
Cheers, mum

Currently enjoying porn without vpn

>Chuddha, why must I seek to break out of the cyc-
>THOSE WOMEN ARE WHORES!

>>213155925
lucky bastard

>>213155844
Based

mumsy retired 5 years out from pensionable age because all her mates had long since retired (because they have husbands to support them)

now, only a few months retired, she's fucking skint and is looking for work.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f8QlcsXP5sc&pp=ygUMZG91YmxlIGFuZ2Vs

Doing a listen on my phone.

just got my wanking provisional

save Sunderland vote REFORM!!

>>213155891
You're right you've called me out and I feel ashamed I talked down your efforts like that I apologise mate and hope you can forgive me

>>213155806
>>213155883
The EU has similar legislation in the pipeline

>>213155946
>now, only a few months retired, she's fucking skint and is looking for work.
Open goal haha

>>213155981
>The EU has similar legislation in the pipeline
Yeah. Something like this will come in like 3 years for us too i reckon

who's voting for jezbollah next election then

>>213156000
>>213156000
>>213156000

>Chuddha, how do I follow the noble eightfold path?
>Eightfold? I count 14 words!

>>213155826
>know any good youtubes?
>flag
None that you can watch

>>213155864
mullvad is the swedish name for mole, btw :D

>>213155729
I'm a simple man, work then down the boozer.