Thread 213158548

chris waddle edish

catberg

Thoughts on the upcoming football season?

My stepdad always says ‘thatchers Britain!!’ Whenever he’s mad at something. Me n my sister have no clue what the fuck he’s talking about. Can u guys elaborate on what he means

just bought a 25000mAh power bank

I kissed my bf straight after he'd finished his miso soup and it tasted great. Better than miso or his mouth on their own. Now, I keep asking him to have more miso soup to make kissing better. I know it's a weird sensory thing. It is very good, though.

>>213158589
takes too long to charge

>>213158591
shutup you bent poof bender

>>213158584
>Me n my sister
again with the sister
it's sick and twisted, quit it!

>>213158591
same but i was giving him a rimjob at the time

>>213158589
plug it in at your work PC and charge it up for free, it's a victimless crime

your employer owes you those electrons

>>213158583
ill be watching the premier league from ireland

>>213158584
Sorry can you say that again I wasn't listening

>>213158591
did you wank his willy at the same time; otherwise uninterested

>>213158581
so this.....................................................is rorke

bloke is walking around with webbed toes and hes got the gall to be posting here
good grief

>>213158626
must be some size of binoculars

Around the world around the woorlldd

there be a real town named 'Braintree', like niggas live in 'Braintree' and they got branches growin out they brains ahahahaaaaa

Ffs how did it come to this lads

>>213158584
Does your dad wear denim dungarees and have a sociology degree from Scumbag College?

>>213158656
if i want for the fact im slightly thinner and i dont eat off plates like that i would think i took this while drunk

>>213158581
he looks like people! hes going what people do!! xD

>>213158656
vile slug. you should be ashamed of yourself

>>213158640
as far as /brit/ goes he's the king of genetics

>>213158656
sir........you appear to be naked besides a plate of food covering your you-know-whats..........

>>213158657
otters look like they've got it all figured out

>>213158656
youre a disgrace mate

>>213158687
thats a seal

>>213158656
scremaing

>>213158656
Mate you should see a doctor about that

>>213158624
i work from home
>>213158608
it seems like it will take about an hour to fully charge

mum take me home the zoomers are making 00s revival music

just witnessed a lad get corrected

any horrible odious cretinous RUNT of a man in

poo seal

how many hairs do you reckon are in a square inch of otter fur?

You might reasonably guess a few hundred, perhaps even a few thousand. But no actually it's up to a million.

>>213158656
battenberg on a mad one

>>213158701
fcuekrs arent 00s revival music
u weirdo

>>213158314
There's no obligation to put your details on companies house if you're a sole trader, retard

>>213158716
yea me

>>213158720
same as my arse crack

>>213158720
good otter fact

beavers are better than otters

>>213158720
otterly unbelievable

Just realised I've never had a battenberg cake that wasn't made by Mr Kipling
He has the market cornered

>>213158716
I'm a greasy grimy little slug and I leave a trail of slime everywhere I go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjyQfVYYXM&list=RDOOjyQfVYYXM&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjyQfVYYXM&list=RDOOjyQfVYYXM&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOjyQfVYYXM&list=RDOOjyQfVYYXM&start_radio=1

>>213158730
sc

>>213158701
For me, it's R B
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ii_HRLcs09I

>>213158720
now THIS is worth getting out of bed for

>>213158755
battenbergberg

Aren't you lads meant to be banned?

>>213158729
Sole traders don't need VPNs, just ban them too
Sorted

>>213158755
ruthless bastard of a man

yeah we raping rorke yeah

>>213158756
would crack

>>213158771
we passed Ofcom's report cos we all behaved nicely while the inspector was here

I only get my porn from the dark web so I dont think thats covered under the OSA

>>213158756
safe to assume you go into hiding during aussie posting hours?

>>213158766
would eat her shit

>>213158694
about what

>>213158795
'

>>213158777
You say it like all of this fantasyland legislation can just magically appear. VPNs are not going to be banned for the general public, end of story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co8QwDoR60Y
just found out about this british banger

the gf as it were

>>213158716
male anglerfish of a man me

>>213158801
penis looks like a half eaten sausage roll

Ruby Granger giving my testicles a little nibble

>>213158821
not normal status: that's ava

>>213158821
her boobers..........wowzowa............

>>213158716
alri

Been walking around the flat naked and just lifted my leg in anticipated of a nice loud, clean fart and sharted all over the kitchen cabinets

>>213158835
ive never sharted in my life

>>213158833
kektim
AI ain't so bad

>>213158833
chat is this real

>>213158838
you haven't lived pal

Thoughts on Apostolic Majesty?

>>213158838
you've never lived

nigger fucker NIGGER FUCKER

I'm hungry

>>213158852
Dunno what that is

>>213158863
me in a few hours

>>213158829
https://youtu.be/AvGpvQbkccE

the .jpeg that changed the world

and the latest on beto?
and the latest on al?
and the latest on cara?

im scared

proper lost in life, me

circling the drain and waiting to die. It is what it is.

Sucking a filter coffee lads

>>213158863
Don't eat, you're just gonna shit it out again later

>>213158889
Nobody fucking cares. Fuck you.

>>213158901
*holds you tightly*

>>213158877
British niche e-celeb

>>213158641
the porn age restriction enforcement is good
the political censorship and restrictions on sfw platforms etc are bad
THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
the porn restrictions won't affect me because loopholes
hopefully it will protect children from porn
the censorship affects everyone because it makes society less informed and we end up with mindless idiots like you parroting government propaganda and helping them to destroy the country

i hope this was simple enough for you

>>213158895
dead
all dead

>>213158910
*gets a boaner* nngh

>>213158813
Sure mate

>>213158947
Indian women want BWC!

>>213158927
fuck off you nasty little frenchman

>>213158947
exhibit A your honour

>>213158701
Rapcore can stay there

>>213158947
mental how fit they are

>>213158548 (OP)
No problem with it, just wondering jow you are all still here.

>>213158726
its basically massive attack

>>213158947
Lol imagine her parents seeing this

got a boenarr

my tummy hurts
reckon i ate too much

>>213158979
Ofcom had sex and gained a clue

>>213158956
Mental how she rose to supreme trans prominence from just an amateur channel at pornhub

>>213158959
feeling called out? bet you like a filter coffee from time to time, homo

supreme trans prominence

My willy is growing to an extraordinary size

>>213159004
a real drags to riches story

>>213158918
It hasn't effected me at all yet. No more chaturbate will be a bit of a blow

>>213158918
>the porn age restriction enforcement is good
>the political censorship and restrictions on sfw platforms etc are bad

Yeah, but the former was done with the latter as the utmost goal.

>>213158982
love massive attack
i'll probably listen to them later when i'm drunk

>>213159018
you got a boaner

mad tha

>>213158583
Big 6 mafia have done Newcastle up like a kipper

>>213159014
evil rodent

>>213158982
bo lol

>>213159022
Wahey

DARLIN HOLD MY HANDDD
OH WONE CHOO HOLD MY HANNNDD
really fancy a jet2 holiday now

>>213159032
the future leftypol desires

>>213159001
Can't escape thr wrestlemania brother

>>213159045
cant imagine anything more grim than going on a jet2 package holiday good lord

>>213159027
that's what i've been saying
they say it's about protecting children but they obviously have never cared about that
their migrant policies and enabling of grooming gangs have proven this

>>213159045
not been on holiday since 2012

nothing out there for a man like me, nothing out there

>>213158918
>the porn age restriction enforcement is good
Yes
>the political censorship and restrictions on sfw platforms etc are bad
Not once did I say this. You are doing the strawman argument, because you've invented this fiction that a porn age verification law that requires the platform to sign up to conform with the verifymy process, has anything to do with random videos of protests in Epping. The conspiracy doesnt even make any sense

>>213159064
someone tarq this fool

>>213159064
I'M READY FOR THIS
THERES NO DENYYYYINGGG

>>213159064
t. tui tarquin

I’d taste Emma Watson’s poo.

already done 2 big poos this morning

/brit/ lads chartering a jet2 plane for a holiday to benidorm
all inclusive, get in

>>213159077
>>213159081
yeah im a tarq for not wanting to spend a week with a bunch of pooroids in a hotel doing god knows what

>>213159104
one rope-like jet and one splatty spray for me

>>213158701
What is this

>>213159004
she's a superstar
she makes good music too

>>213159106
Leaping to their deaths off balconies?

it's all kicking off over on r/scotland in wake of donald trump's visit

>>213159060
nice selfie

>>213159064
Shopping at heron foods

why do brits make banter instead of fucking their own women or doing anything important
are you all mental

lads when you've done a poo do you wipe inside of your bum as well? i told lads i work i do this and they laughed at me

(8) tonight we're going hard (8)

>>213159075
>Not once did I say this
i never said you did
the new laws affect more than just porn sites
that's what i'm complaining about
i've repeatedly shown you this is happening
if you ask me to show you again i'll assume you're arguing in bad faith, and i'll end this conversation

>>213159165
you've got to
clear it all out

>>213159068
>their migrant policies and enabling of grooming gangs have proven this

Holy fuck, you are an idiot. What proved it is that they put all sorts of shit in to thr food we eat and retroactively.l regulate it, what proves it is that thr EU is turning into an outlet franchise for Pfizer, Merck and Bayer/Monsanto, what proves it is that we don't know to whom these "special interest groups" to whom we must give our consent when we visit a website belong

>>213159149
the Scotland sub is a lightning rod / holding pen for muh heritage yanks

the city specific subs are alright

>>213159165
I usually just shower afterwards

>>213159179
nince selfie

>>213159165
I wipe my crack until there's no more poo there

>>213159121
>>213159121
are shanny

>>213159178
yes those things also prove it
i'm an idiot because i didn't list every single thing the government does to harm children?

>>213159178
tinfoil melty

Bedsheets covered in batty juice. It was a long old night in soho.

oh no no no diego still on bender from night before

Going down to the back garden to suck the living shit out of a rollie

>>213159075
Therr's no conspiracy here, quit doing that vice technique with the other Rorke, it's a tried and true propaganda strategy, you start with a common lowest denominator (children's safety, public health, the interests of [insert nation]) and you start implementing restrictions in increments. And it doesn't happen overnight. For example we were raised thinking smoking is harmful.

>>213159240
sounds like the bender's on him

>>213159240
benders been up his bum and done all sorts giving him boaners and all sorts

CRICKET
THE CRICKET'S ON

>>213159197
>nince
loooooool

>>213159269
TESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SHAME WE LOST THE MORAL VICTORY BY NOT GETTING 600 AND THEREFORE ACTUALLY LOSING
BAZED AND OUT

>>213159128
What kind?

dranken my coffee but I still don't need to poo
help

>>213159165
Is that not normal?

>>213159172
Youve shown schizo accounts on X telling stories about their mum in america sending them something. Thats not evidence at all. In conclusion since you've lost this debate, you need to grow up and stop watching porn in the first place. Go outside and find a woman

UK needs to catch with the times and have a bidet spray in every toilet.
Getting your ass wet and wiping it dry is peak cleanliness.

>>213159293
i put my finger (covered in paper) up inside my bum hole to get out all the poo bits

Golf ball

>>213159298
the so-called civilised west still hasn't fully embraced bidets

yor'all apsewlyootlee mentuhl
wouaiey iz evry manz eer apsewlyootlee mentuhl
ow iz id pozibuhl dat evry manz ihm oo pohst ab ihn eer finks ee zom zort poet toyp?
fokin mad innit

>>213159215
No, THESE things prove it, not the other implications you are trying to make.

been using this gel called WYPE lately, you do all your normal wiping then when you're done you squirt a bit on some bog roll and have an extra clean wipe with the gel. makes your bumhole sparkle.

>>213159298
peng birds running around this country with crusty arseholes and tp stuck to their fannies it not right

>>213159291
like poppy rnb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLPjQ2fioxs

blue wiping his bum with gel

>>213159255
Libertarians are responsible for the state of affairs we find ourselves in today. If we banned porn earlier, maybe we wouldn't have raised a generation of demented coomer freaks sitting in their disgusting childhood bedroom wanking to belle delphines bath water they paid for. This is abnormal behaviour and it has unironically ruined young peoples lives. It has to stop now, so have a cry wank over it but the porn block stays and thats based.

Had to switch to Firefox and abandon chrome due to woke YouTube disabling the adblocker. Is this what it feels like to be British?

>>213159331
Whenever I used wet wipes like that it just makes everything worse because it spreads the poo around my arse and onto my clothes, it just makes me smell like poo and soap

reddit's shite without the chebs and bums

>>213159330
enabling grooming gangs to kidnap and traffick children for sex doesn't prove the government doesn't care about children?
importing millions of men from countries where child rape is normal doesn't prove the government doesn't care about children?
if they cared about children they'd stop the mass rape of children, but they're not

>>213159374
use brave lad it's much better

theres a royal mail van which sits outside my flat every fucking morning
except sundays
reckon theyre doing spying or summat

bollocking a poo

So are there any VPN that work on a phone?

washed my bum in the shower and it made the suds from my soap sand coloured instead of white

>>213159323
Bidet is a french invention

Is jet2 holidays actually good

>>213159382
you're going to early with the wet stuff lad, got to dry wipe properly first. wrongly assumed you were a grown up who knew how to wipe his own arse.

>>213159406
yeah loads

Going to a music festival next month. What are some top shagger introductory lines?

>>213159406
proton does

>>213159426
Which is the best one
Preferably free

rorke shek it

>>213159408
corrr bet your bum is so clean now

promise you my arse is cleaner after wiping it with dry toilet paper than someone who has just sprayed water at it and splashed their curry shit everywhere

>>213159424
DARLING HOLD MY HAND

>>213159406
they all do

>>213159424
good lord

>>213159328
y'all absoloodly mennal my dood
(no idea what you're saying here)
iz every dood here absoloody mennal
how is it bawssible that every dood who bosts in here dinks hes some sorda boet dype
fuggin grazy dood

>>213159444
none of the free ones are any good. afraid you're going to need to pay surfshark or the like if you want to wank.

i deliberately dont clean my arse fully
just as a treat for later on when i scratch it

>>213159444
proton is free with the option to pay for more and faster proxies or something

>>213158583
Get some bread to go with your circus

>>213159393
>from countries where child rape is normal

What countries are those?


>the mass rape of children

You're doing it now, the propaganda thing

>>213159429
>Going to a music festival next month.
rally is it?

>>213159479
*tips*

>>213159481
india, pakistan, bangladesh, afghanistan

racismlad

Well?

camdenpakis here

>>213159481
>What countries are those?
afghanistan, for one
i'm not going to name them all but the results speak for themselves
>the propaganda thing
is it propaganda if it's true, and presented out of genuine concern?

>>213159491
Ah yes, child rape is normal in those countries I forgot.

Got a new watch

>>213159505
Rorke comprehensively BTFO

>>213159505
>can only think of money
>thinks conservatives are fox news watching neolib uniparty members

>>213159477
ok cheers

>>213159505
I do NOT care about the opinions of people who say "like...."

>>213159424
I've flown with them and they're fine

>>213159429
can i dance with you

>>213159522
more normal than it ever was here

british women be seething that their revenue is going to tank

>>213159522
Weird that you would forget

Post tunes lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1nT1c0J9wg

>>213159505
rorke was literally proved right on every one of those things though?

>>213159298
Bought a house and I'm going to install one in each toilet
Cannot wait for a sparkling ringpiece

>>213159551
your graph stops 3 years ago lad x

>>213159558
The opposite actually. E.g. climate change. It's obviously real but Rorke denies it.

capricious UK lawmaking has finally affected me personally. if I can't see BPD girls tummies online then I must work against the politicians.

>>213159527
nice one lad this is my pride and joy got it for my 21st

>>213159558
Climate change?

>>213159568
and?

>>213159452
If you shit on your own hand would you just wipe it off with dry toilet paper?

>>213159555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkAE5x7cnFw

>>213159555
you got that covered, love a bit of qotsa once in a while

Golf balls, sucking upon

Peter thatchell certified nonce

>>213159595
you don't use your bumhole to make sandwiches

>>213159425
Dry wiping for me is pointless. I'll start seeing blood on my tissue before I stop seeing poo
>>213159451
It is like aha x

>>213159593
>>213159583

climate change is real yes but no proof it being man made

>>213159527
Looks like it's time to get a clue

climate change denial should be like Holocaust denial = prison

>>213159555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_IL6wIaY0

>>213159500
arguably you can't call yourself a real racist if you're not still racist while high on heroin

anyone fancy radicalising me?
real shamima begum situation here, i'll believe anything, do anything

OI you got a loicense to view this websoite?

watching Dragon Ball Super on pluto tv

>>213159558
True mate, remember when people were dropping dead in the street from the clot shot and the ones that weren't were stood staring into the sky, not sure how they got there

remember that israel palestine gaza shit? don't hear much about that these days

>>213159505
this but the opposite

>>213159650
It is kind of ugly if you look out into the sea and all you see is windfarms

>>213159676
... you ever heard of batarians?

>>213159676
People have had door-knocks for less than this mate. Stupid thing to post.

>>213159634
So if you got poo all down your legs and feet you'd just wipe it off with toilet paper?

>>213159555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BiOITZHC8I

corr sounds like my kind of programme

>>213159650
i heard that wind turbines use more fossil fuel energy to build and maintain than they'll ever produce in their lifespan
the only thing they actually produce is piles of knackered turbine blades

broken footberg giving me grief

>>213159639
We know humans are responsible for more greenhouse gases in the atmosphere
We know greenhouse gases warm up the Earth
Therefore we know that current climate change is due to human activity

>>213159684
its well accepted now that the covid vaccine was significantly less effective than they said it was, and there are many, many people who have significant, long term health problems because of it

>>213159712
He’s posting from his mates house, epic troll

>>213159731
and yet we're not mass sterilising africa

>>213159738
>many, many people
how many?

>>213159714
no, i'd get a shower
i use one of those personal handheld bidets actually because i like the feeling of a clean arse
just making the point that there are different standards of cleanliness for your hands and your arse

>>213159712
you might be actually right, you know
forgot we live in a country where banter was made illegal
it was a joke, thames valley police. a bloody joke.

>>213159731
whos we you fucking ape

mumberg opening and the closing the draws for 20 minutes again

>>213159748
i would say most people know someone who was harmed in some way by the vaccine

>>213159745
No but we should sterilise you

>>213159763
Humans

>>213159779
ever thought about shagging her

>>213159731
brick you are so bad at arguments it's insane

>>213159779
which draws mate, the national lottery draws?

>>213159787
you are not human

>>213159753
There shouldn't be

it's da jooz that done changed da climate innit

>>213159787
you already lost and you don't even know it

>>213159779
>opening and the closing the draws
She should take them off entirely ;)

I used to have friends but they cut me out over politics when kier starmer won the election

>>213159825
this but for my alcoholism

>>213159809
How so?

>>213159813
if you got shit on your hand you'd give it the same attention you give your arse after a shit?

>>213159763
(You)

>>213159854
>>213159854
>>213159854

>>213159847
Yh

>>213159731
>We know greenhouse gases warm up the Earth

That, we don't know and all indications point to that it isn't true. Firstly, you'd have to compare temperature fluctuations over centuries and records of that don't exist, secondly Europe and the usa were much more industrialised in the past, thirdly the icecaps were observed to be somewhat reforming

>>213159213
thanks

>>213159462
English is not my first language. I apologize profusely for my misapprehension of the King's English. Genuinely, my deepest condolences.