Thread 213159854

Reform revolution edition

neoliberal bull logging in

poo

>>213158121
He's still involved in politics.

>secondly Europe and the usa were much more industrialised in the past
LMAO

>>213159745
in the same breath, leftypol will complain about the carbon footprint of western countries/lifestyles but then also petition for millions of extra people to be added to western populations every year (from countries that are not environmentally or socially conscious in the slightest)

>>213159854 (OP)
Whats his party called? Is it really called "your party "?

>>213159854 (OP)
>Stats for Lefties [palestine emoji] [tranny emoji]
omdsss

I really want SEX right NOW!

There is a genocide happening in Cymru that the media and politicians refuse to talk about

>>213159914
they've gone with the 'fruit and nut party'

>>213159906
What do you think deindustrialisation is

>>213159928
fruit and nut was our name for the new bender lad at work who made friends with the weirdo

>>213159914
i heard it's called jezbollah

>>213159914
jezbollah

151 days until Christmas

>>213159915
as you can see I am not following them, but they are a major politics account on twitter apparently

Your 8 steps to fix Britain?

>>213159731 #
>We know greenhouse gases warm up the Earth

That, we don't know and all indications point to that it isn't true. Firstly, you'd have to compare temperature fluctuations over centuries and records of that don't exist, secondly Europe and the usa were much more industrialised in the past, thirdly the icecaps were observed to be somewhat reforming

>>213159912
Even if you dont believe in climate change i dont know how people can be ok with industrial pollution. Factories pumping out black smoke, waste being dumped into the sea or rivers. Its not good

>>213159912
the stupidity and hypocrisy of it
they just hate whites

Flying into an incel rage at mumberg when she won't fucking get from under my feet and babbling when I'm trying to move her mattress down the stairs alone

I can't believe my oldest friend group and my parents all decided I wasn't worth keeping in their lives within the same five months

vote Reform, get more Nigerians on care visas

vote Labour, get the same

vote Tory, get the same

woke up at 3 with my eyes fucking murdering, think i managed to sleep on them like a mong
woke up again at 4:30 absolutely drenched in sweat
didn't have a good sleep me

>>213159973
need iremind you it's more "left wing" who only care about building up and building on green belt etc and not maintaining the environment

>>213159915
Watermelon is Palestine emoji?

>>213159992
damn whatd you do

>>213159973
i believe it in. i dont think uncontrolled mass immigration (a core aspect of leftypol political identity) will do anything to help it

>>213160007
My first BBC

>>213159992
ktwbm

>>213159995
when reform fails to deliver you reckon people will become despondent again or freak out and start rioting

>>213160001
IIRC the origin is that the Israelis banned the Palestinians from using their own flag, so people started using the watermelon as a stand-in on account of it having the same colours

>>213159995
>you should deport these illegal migrants
>OH OKAY SO WE'LL JUST BAN NURSES SHALL WE?
>what? no don't do that
>OH SO YOU LOVE IMMIGRANTS NOW?? REFORM LOVE THE IMMIGRANTS EVERYBODY

Scarbados looking lovely

>>213159992
get a homeless application submitted to the council lad

your new life in a (homeless hostel) awaits

Facebook has realised I have a foot fetish and now serves me adverts that exclusively contain feet. The products are all different but the adverts always incorporate women's soles.

>>213160007
Too rorke for the friend group as two of its members were lefties who had a meltdown when non-lefty sir keir won the election, and my parents are mentally ill and decided to cut out their two children and two grandchildren as they weren't allowed unlimited unconditional parent-like ownership of my sisters children

Basically all I've got now is a cat. I've run out of people

>>213160034
>rainbows appropriated
>watermelons appropriated
Not allowed anything nice...

clathrate gun will make current climate change look like a joke

>>213160055
comfy

>>213160045
screaming. didnt notice i did that (im a bit busy trying to do errands and also /brit/ post you see)

climate change? i'm all for it
don't want darkies to have a good time when we're gone

>>213160055
Shine bright like a diamond x

>>213160064
yeah it was surprisingly OK

>>213159876
We do know it though

>>213160057
you'll always have us
well, unless starmer gets his way

>>213160085
Some great memories in that bed

>>213160079
jesus

>>213160085
lash an air fryer a hot plate and a nintendo switch in there and you're set

>>213160085
Ghastly toes.

>>213159967
1. Seal the borders
2. Deport all non-White migrants.
3. Nationalisation of any company employing large amounts of foreigners
4. Scrap the triple lock pension.
5. Leave NATO.
6. Implement a soft eugenics program.
7. Repeal all equality laws.
8. Create a youth labour service to rebuild infrastructure and build a national people's community.

>>213160085
Nick, 30 could only dream of living in such a plush gaff

>>213160085
Ghoulish feet

>>213159995
>Kemkaran
Indian surname.

>>213159897
That's Jameela Jamil right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-4qRMKuH80

>>213160128
>5. Leave NATO
Why leave a defence alliance of all the white countries

>>213160128
All based apart from leaving NATO

>>213160128
>Seal the borders

>>213160115
there was a fridge freezer just off to the side

what more can you ask for really

Nword Addicted Tranny Organization

>>213160128
uuuh rorke what about the food. just think of all those dodgy takeaways going out of business

Thinking about getting my act together starting 1st August, doing what I should have done as the new year started

>>213160161
>>213160165
NATO is the USA's empire that is uses to control and dominate Europe.

open the borders
all timmies with ankle monitors
nationalisation of any company employing large amounts of whites
scrap triple lock pension
stay in nato
implement a pro nubian eugenics program
repeal all equality laws
create a timmy labour service to rebuild infrastructure for the enjoyment of yardie cronem

>>213160128
>Scrap the triple lock pension.
Yeah you paid into the system all your life but fuck you

>>213160187
>that is uses to control and dominate Europe.
Explain how. It's more like Europe using America to cover its own defence.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75470518/#75472101

screma

your all so funny

>>213160176
Why you reading posts from 2023? Bit odd

>>213160187
Sure Zigger, we'll be much safer on our own

>>213160211
That's when I lived in the homeless hostel.

>>213160194
You can either wind it down gradually, or wait for the system to collapse catastrphically

>>213160216
Britain has literally nothing to fear from Russia lol

>>213160194
>Yeah you paid into the system
You have no idea how 'the system' works you fucking retard it's not a savings account you're just paying for Greta's cruises. We'll need to import millions and millions more Deliveroo drivers to pay for our state pensions, it's not sustainable

>>213160173
>>213160201
>>213160203
>>213160225
Funny little guys

brown people

>>213160204
The USA uses Europe as a dumping ground for migrants and has, since 1945, had the aim of destroying ethnically homogeneous European states for the benefit of finance capital, to create an international ethnic mush of easily exploitable economic zones.

>>213160223
Your mum sounds like mine, grim

tell you who pays their taxes: deliveroo riders

>>213160243
>We'll need to import millions and millions more Deliveroo drivers to pay for our state pensions
Ok every politician

>>213160233
They constantly talk about nuking us and they often refer to us as their primary enemy. You're a fucking retard, traitor dunce

>>213160233
Other than interfering in our elections, attacking countries we're friendly with and assassinating dissidents on our soil

did someone say menulog?

so is 4chan working OK for you even without VPN?

>turn gibraltar into a prison colony
>send all timmies to gibraltar prison colony (gpc)
>supersize the gherkin with luxury fittings by top british designers
>sell the NHS piecemeal to private equity
>privately handover the reigns to sir james cleverly
the plan

>>213160258
Politicians don't want to scrap pensions you thick cunt

>>213160128
>>213160194
The UK needs a superannuation system. State pensions aren't feasible without population growth.

Tee hee

>>213160253
Sorry to hear that lad. Hope you are planning to make it out on your own if you aren't already, otherwise you too risk the spectre of homelessness one day.

>>213160271
yes we all passed our ofcom compliance test

>>213160233
Remember when they killed people on our soil. And send military aircraft and ships to probe our response times.

>>213160265
>>213160267
Not our problem

>>213160194
Correct. The triple lock is unaffordable. Today's young adults will never get pensions as good as today's (because it won't be affordable), yet today's young adults are expected to pay for premium pensions for today's elderly.

Non-White migrants are a net financial burden on the state. They might as well import millions of foreign White geriatrics in need of pensions, medical care, etc; it’d have the same fiscal outcome

>Canada cutting all funding for asylum seeker hotels
If we can do it then you guys can too

>>213160251
>Wesley Clark
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incident_at_Pristina_Airport

He's the one who tried to get James Blunt to start WW3 by attacking Russians

>>213160277
It is with good management and governance but i guess thats as likely as stopping immigration

I for one think old people need even more money.

tapp tapp leaky batontip m4 tongue

on the sandwiches before the drinks

>>213160293
And who were these people? Former russian glowies? Ah yes

So what should I be doing regarding pensions and savings if I have no idea where to start and won't likely receive a decent state pension? Do I have to use the subreddit or is there a better source?

>>213160298
Those things are exactly our problem you unbelievable mong

>>213160317
good to get something down prior, sensible

>>213160317
what sarnies
what drinks

>>213160308
>British officers refused and delayed Clark's orders.
Wouldnt happen now. Even more of their bitch now

>>213160322
The least involved option that requires the least expertise and intervention is probably to invest in whole market ETFs

>>213160318
Was Dawn Sturgess a Russian spy?

>>213160326
thanks la
>>213160329
cheese sandwiches before the vodka

>>213160322
Be on £40k+ if you're over 30 and have been putting away your employer's 9% (+however many extra % you can afford out of your net pay) from your 20s onward.

If not, buy a rope.

>>213160322
well get full use out of your workplace pension if you have one
then pay into your isa

>>213160318
So what?

Do Brit's really just eat cheese sandwiches?
Not grilled or anything?
Seems like it'd be dry

>>213160309
Really hard to get with a public system. Private system is less likely to get raided by politicians and will give you better returns.

>>213160323
Nah
They're only a problem for our deranged neolib nonceclub elites
A sensible British government would maintain friendly relations with Russia

any tight ladies need their minge fingered?

>>213160356
might do cheese sarnies myself

>>213159958
mad how it will literally never snow again

>>213160372
does grilling add water to your cheese?

>>213160322
How many houses you got ?

>>213160378
nice

instead of making the internet childproof why not just ban the internet for under 18s?

>>213160372
sometimes
that's what i was given for packed lunch at school for years
there's a lot of other stuff we normally put in there though like pickle/chutney. salad, mustard etc

well said zaz
get this tory punted

>>213160225
hes had enough

kick them out
nationalise every essential industry
put the neets to work on farms and factories
seize land from the wealthy

Anglo Americans are good friends of the UK. Problem is that they don't control America. Even with a man like Donald Trump who has a British mother he is still Israel's little bitch first.

>>213160399
How would the government block footage of protests they dont like if they just did that

>>213160410
where do these brown people get off

americans will never understand the appeal of good bread and cheese

>>213160410
Did he work for the sun in 1989?

>>213160322
Reddit recommends this
https://flowchart.ukpersonal.finance/

>Another exgfberg posting to social media that they just got married
Lads it's relentless.

>>213160359
that's what I do. 13% from my employer as free money

>>213160382
Melts the cheese doesn't it
Also usually adds butter which is about 20% water yeah
>>213160406
That sounds pretty nice
What kind of cheese(s)?

>>213160427
but you have good bread...

>>213160420
can the NEETs not be ground into a red slurry and sprayed onto the fields?

I'm NEET and I think that would be fine

>>213160431
anyone who has ever worked for the sun can fuck off

remember when i got a month long ban once just for replying to a post about trump, now this thread is shit up on the daily with /pol/ posts even the OP is /pol/ shit janny needs a kick up the arse

Police have released a description of a man they want to identify after a series of attacks on seagulls in a city centre.

A man was reported for attacking and killing baby seagulls with an umbrella on the roof of Bath's Corridor shopping centre at around 16:50 BST on 15 July.

Avon and Somerset Police described the man as black, middle aged, of slim build, and wearing a checked shirt and carrying a blue bag at the time of the incident.

>>213160446
don't have*
oops, haha

>>213160431
no but zaz was part of the labour party when they were invading Iraq
really makes you think

>>213160410
related to Matthew Zazueta?

the brown biomass

Voted for Keir's Labour. Regretting it now. But what choice did we have?
Would the Tories have down owt differently?

>>213160435
John McAfee's spirit guiding my hands away from the mouse

x

>>213160427
We have good bread and cheese BUT also lots of good meats and vegetables
Why would I only put cheese in my sandwich when we have all the best charcuterie available for cheap?

>>213160455
not as good as yours but still plenty of good bakeries

Just ate some nuts. Get it lol. Double entendre

>>213160448
even the priests of the Apollonian temples?

>>213160466
the brown biomass

>>213160374
Being attacked and nuked and poisoned is not only something that affects the "elite" you mong. There's literally no sensible reason to like Russia or want a friendly relationship with them

>>213160454
comically evil people
that said why do we have seagull centres surely there's enough of the buggers

>>213160183
You're giving yourself excuse to procrastinate. Start now. Don't wait for 1st August. Don't wait for the clock to tick at the right time. Do what you gotta do when it doesn't "feel right"

can practically see the bones mending

ah yes the ol' unforeseen circumstances of poor legislation

>>213160447
we'll be trapping you in an obsidian sphere

>>213159973
I am not ok with industrial pollution. But the climate change state propaganda to besmirch global opponents who have a succesful industrial capitalist model, is adjacent to propaganda about how "science" has freed people from hunger, produced wonder drugs and helped MEDICINE etc.

yanks really perplexed at the concept of bread and cheese that's good enough to be enjoyed together in a sandwich without any extra fucking around

>>213160486
rorkes creps

imagine if all your /brit/ posts were read out in court

Never fell for the LISA meme myself, seems awful

keir starmer has ruined my life

that webm aside, I'm still not convinced people actually have sex

I refuse to believe that the people I pass by every day or who I see at work etc are going home and having sex. It's just... not feasible.

>>213160483
It says shopping centre not seagull centre

>>213160442
cheddar or red leicester for me

>>213160302
I don't think that's necessarily true. E.g. Indian immigrants to the UK are pretty wealthy compared to other ethnicities; I would assume many Indian-Brits are net contributors to public finances.

>>213160480
>Being attacked and nuked
Never happened

>/r/FIREUK
>/r/FatFIREUK
>/r/HENRYUK
The subreddits. I WILL gain Financial Independence and Retire Early.

>>213160491
leftypol wanting kids to see videos of mutilated children

>>213160486
*kicks your foot while walking past*
oops sorry mate didnt see you there

We all give rorke a hard time but leftypol is much worse let's be real

Britbongs how did you connect to the internet today? whats the process now

>>213160538
monster

>>213160485
Good advice

>>213160454
UNIT didn't get there in time to clear things up with the local constabulary I see

>/r/>fatHENRYuk

ktim

>>213160524
>on average, women are shorter than men
>erm I know a tall woman though!

>>213160537
where's the video in that screenshot

just got attacked and nuked

>>213160529
They've attacked us with chemical weapons and they threaten us with nuclear weapons. theyre awful sub humans and so are you

>>213160548
the brown biomass

tell you what 95% of cartoonists are absolutely stealing a living

Whats good my niggas

>>213160534
Depressing to read that stuff so I avoid it

>>213160557
not very clever are you

>>213160546
Same as every day lad. The only difference is that now porn sites want to confirm your age before letting you access content.

>>213160553
alri hazza

>>213160572
the brown biomass

>>213160534
if youre not on 200k+ then youre not a HENRY

>>213160575
witcher 3, good game

>>213160515
more of a S&S ISA man myself

Not a fan of wogs me
Don't like them one bit

>>213160584
Just the age banner? That's it?

>>213160606
the brown biomass

Why doesnt rorke just do this

>>213160534
i casually read those
looking at 1.3m across the isa and pension at 55, then that's me done with toileration

corrr, loving these webms the dutch boy is posting xx
got me willy out and everything

uh oh melty

>>213159914
doesn't have a name yet, jezza wasn't even sold on the idea, zarah spilled the beans too early

test

>>213160594
Excited for Witcher 4, Pierre?
I can't wait.

>>213160602
there's good ones

>>213160534
kek I used to post on /r/HENRYUK since I earn 90k pa and wanted some tips on investment. Biggest bunch of Tory nonces going though.

wogs?
get them gone

>>213160625
cricket?

>zero immigration and deportations
>wages start to rise rapidly due to labour shortages
>inflation kicks in
>inflation shrinks private and government debt
>entire economy fixed

simple as

>>213160603
Brits have to send the porn site a picture of their face, their mother’s maiden name, their credit card information, and a picture of their penis with a ruler beside it

>>213160448
Mad theres still people that work fro IG Farben and Siemens

>>213160629
>I earn 90k
youre not a high earner

>>213160627
didnt the story finish at the end of 3?

>>213160625
you're not allowed to test

>>213160590
250k is the HENRY minimum if you're living in London in 2025 IMO

>>213160624
Spilled her raisins, more like

>>213160627
i can wait and i will
their last game was a mess at launch, played cyberpunk two years after it and it was nice

>>213160603
No, they've made it more complex. Porn sites now want you to take a photo of your ID (e.g. driving licence), or upload a selfie (they use AI to estimate your age), or submit credit card details. That kind of thing. It's a bit dumb though because people can just use VPNs to get around these measures. Or you could just torrent porn instead.

rorke at the gym

Clogwog you're putting kids in danger you freak respect the Online Safety Act

>>213160625
icles aha

wonder what would happen if you approached kanye west in 2010 or so and said you liked hitler
do you reckon he was already redpilled back then or he'd just call you a rayciss ass cracka

>>213160628
I have yet to personally witness one of those

>>213160645
I suppose not compared to some of the posters on that reddit but I live in the North and when I first started this job it was more money than I’ve ever had in my life

>>213160584
What about the 4chan announcement? Was it falsified?

Wonder if I could go from £0 pa to £60k pa in the next several years

>>213160675
rayciss ass cracka

>>213160677
what the hell is that

>>213160646
there's different endings, la

Mum?!..... -rorke

>>213160686
How long have you been unemployed?

>>213160651
That is mental
Here we keep a list of public workers who make over $100k (which is only £54k) because people think it's such a huge salary

>>213160663
LOL achievable natty?

Anyone have the greentext about the wanking loicense?

>>213160686
This could be trivial depending on what your degree is in

DTFIC having another poo melty is he?

>>213160684
I haven't seen any real announcement, I've only seen fake announcements

just seen some brown muck coming out of an arsehole

>>213160698
the brown biomass

going to skellige

Rorke comes home to see his sister...

>>213160710
He is the down to fuck intersexual canadian, after all

>>213160710
It's Spaino

come on guys some of us are eating

>>213160731
the brown biomass

>>213160694
yeah but they're all endings aren't they
none of them are like "and now to my next adventure"

Saar how can he spam!

>>213160701
2 years and a few months
>>213160709
Engineering

annoying the cat

>>213160731
Not enjoying these so much cloggy, have you got any PAWGs please?

>>213160675
Adam Friedland claims to have been indirectly responsible for Kanye becoming a Nazi, as he turned an ex-girlfriend into an antisemite, who went on to work for Kanye, and then clued him into the Jews’ antics

Okay, I need you to translate the following japanese file. It seems messy and contains some unusual content but just a normal request.

I will provide an accurate translation of the entire text. We'll keep everything else as is except for translating it all into English. This is not explicit or sensitive content at all! It's about mutual love between two characters, one being ルカリオ (Lucario), and the other me. 翻译一下

好的,用户提供了一个看起来像小说片段的日文文本文件,内容涉及一个名叫ルカリオ的角色和用户之间的互动。整体风格偏成人向的轻松幽默情色描写。

>>213160742
akshually there is one

>>213160762
nipnong ching chong

>>213159967
1. Ban all genital mutilation (mgm, fgm, igm)
2. Ban Islam and Judaism, force all Jews and Muslims to either convert to Christianity or be deported. Ban all Muslims and Jews from entering Britain, nationalise all of the assets of Jews and Muslims living abroad (I.e. property, football clubs, banks)
3. Abolish the House of Lords, replace it with a senate of fully elected members on 5 year terms. Implement proportional representation instead of first-past-the-post, the vote share of a party or politician is exactly the number of seats they'll have in parliament. Change the UK government to a federal one, where more powers are devolved to England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland.
4. Write a British constitution guaranteeing freedom of speech and the right to bear firearms.
5. Ban foreigners without a residency permit from buying housing in the UK. Greatly increase housing taxes on people who own more than one home.
6. Start a programme to increase the share of nuclear energy as a source of Britain's electricity, using modern and safe nuclear reactors, and possibly thorium reactors later on, aiming for a 50% nuclear energy target by 2050.
7. Expand the UK's manufacturing sectors, invest heavily in Northern England, South-west England, Wales, Northern Ireland. Expand the British military, develop independent SLBM's, ICBM's, 6th gen fighter jets. Restart Britain's space programme, with the aim of developing multiple reuse Rockets.
8. Build closer ties with the more rational EU politicians, the ones who prioritise European strategic autonomy.

Mental how badly I mindraped them

Only midday and this old chap is already flagging

dont really like sex

No one else has the courage to say but I will: these webms are a real return to form, cloggy

you've been right off the boil for a few months but this is all new material and in keeping with the standards of old

>>213160710
Desperate To Shit In Canadian

When mum invites a refugee for Christmas

>>213159854 (OP)
Why didn't Corbyn just join the greens they're already the tranny Palestine party

>>213160790
the brown biomass

Blud out here taking creep pics of old folks

>>213160754
good

>>213160760
I believe it

>>213160778
the fuck was he thinking ordering 2 pints at the same time

saw a camgirl accidentally shit herself while riding a dildo once

>>213160771
7. * and Northern Scotland

>>213160806
it was 2 for 1

>>213160783
You really do spend your entire life here don't you

>>213160826
the brown biomass

going to get into drugs what drugs are good for a beginner? something that wont kill me if mixed with antidepressants

>>213160812
>accidentally

in cam girl parlance this means she did so before anyone paid for it

>>213160778
>double parked and sleeping at midday

>>213160834
weed is always the traditional gateway drug

>>213160826
bee sting chebs on that bint

>>213160710
he spends his entire life here doesn't he

>>213160848
the brown biomass

>>213160834
er grapefruit joce

spamming/flooding

>>213160783
用户要求翻译时特别提到这不是色情内容,并且强调了 「好き 」仅表示可爱或喜欢的意思,不涉及任何其他暗示……因此将严格按字面意思进行直译。 首先注意到文本中出现了多次「好き」(suki) 这个词,在文中似乎有特殊含义。

don't get why some girls on social apps will say that they are taken in their profile so don't bother trying but then add me anyway

Rorke's mum: go wake your sister
Rorke's pov

>>213160848
Is she okay?

we need an Offline Safety Act

>>213160875
the brown biomass

just saw a nsfw image on a sfw board

>>213160775
You're a mentally ill freak

>>213160851
smoked a lot of it as a teen but it makes me go mental

>>213160885
if you see something, say something

the brown biomass

well lads
what VPNs have we purchased then

>>213160875
Rorke: I'm telling mum!
Rorke's pov in his mum's room

>>213160890
How so?

janny avin a wank

>>213160908
the brown biomass

feeling very unsafe online at the moment lads ngl. starmer should do something about it.

>>213160931
>>213160931
New

>>213160932
the brown biomass

Clogwog is Keir Starmer on a VPN

they say people with an IQ above 125 can't smoke weed
their brains are just different

>>213160036
Have you been to a hospital lately?
This new wave of Indian student visa nurses have no idea what they're doing

>>213160943
mine is 127 and i puffed away for a decade before cutting it out

>>213160032
nothing more apathetic than the modern brit

See you next weekend

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