late night edition

poo smells lmao

HE LINKED THE OLD THE MADMAN

>>213162613
this nigga got tricked lol

>>213159967
1. Nuke Wales
2. Nuke Cornwall
3. Nuke Scotland
4. Nuke Ireland
5. Genocide Gypsies
6. Genocide Irish Travelers
7. Generally take away minority rights
8. Make the move to electric vehicles by 2040

nth for the baddiedem

*advances to australia's fair new*

was doing parry build in elden ring with the misericorde which was fun but some enemies cant be parried

the lad who links the old is such a cunt, bet he's a paki

>>213162591 (OP)
classic edish and exactly what we need right now
zoombag freaks won't recognise it

>>213162627
and what of fox hunting? red squirrel policy?

Corbyns new party is only "your party" if you're a paki who's only concern is Gaza and minority rights

It's so blatantly going to become the Muslim voting blok just like the Green party and SWP were in the initial stages of propped up by students and self hating whites

>>213162666
right well i'm not a racist so perhaps they are my party

absolutely mad that you’re not allowed to have an in-group preference if you’re white, because?? woke??? hello???

thanked a guy for linking my article from another article on wikipedia then saw that he added some inane poorly formatted bullshit to my article and want to recall it

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND
BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY
RIGHT ROUND
ROUND ROUND

>>213162378
>no horizontal push
>no dedicated leg routine

grim
you also look like a manIet

leftypols da

>>213162688
absolutely done that backwards racist cunt in

ah yes more videos of migrants stealing swans.

getting VERY angry lads, and not sure how to express my anger

Thought us bongers were getting banned from 4chud

broken footberg aching like a cunt today. may well be time to break out the cans, speed up the healing of the bones a bit.

>>213162688
This

>>213162426
>What kind [of rows]?
Seal rows, also known as chest-supported dumbbell rows. You'll need to get a bit creative to be able to do these at home because you need to have clearance under your body to fully extend your arms. I do them by putting 2 small coffee tables on top of one another, putting my chest on that, then extending my legs back onto a window ledge. It works. For my money they are the best variation of row as they take the rest of your body out of the equation entirely.

>And you just do ABAB every day for weeks?
So the secret here is, you will achieve better results than 99% of people by exerting proper effort + being more consistent than them (while having your diet in check). The majority of people who even get as far as stepping inside a gym then proceed to waste their time fucking about doing nothing. They don't even break a sweat, they just... do nothing. I do 4 exercises at home across 2 days and have had good results because I'm pushing myself hard and I've stuck to it for years.

Rather than caring about which routine is better than another, the advice I would give to people starting out is: commit to ANY sort of workout or program at all for 6 months. Doesn't matter which. If you want to go to a gym you can do Stronglifts 5x5, PPL, Starting Strength, whatever. If you want to do calisthenics then there are a whole host of progressions you can follow there. Pick a program, do it for 6 months. It doesn't matter if after 6 months your physique isn't what it would be if you did XYZ program instead. The value is in becoming someone who has been able to commit to making exercise a part of their daily life for 6 months. Your physique will be much improved from where it is now. If, at that point, you want to change direction then you can do and have a good base to build on.

I believe in you.

>>213162700
Mental how Trump cut USAD and suddenly all these Pride events across the UK can no longer afford to go ahead.

housemate probs home from her tinder date soon

>>213162660
Thank you for supporting the Australian New Starting industry

>>213162688
If you're not racist at this point you're low IQ

>>213162715
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

housemate is a 60 year old nigerian muslim apostate

>>213162666
>the Green party and SWP

>>213162731
hilarious that she thinks for even half a second that m&s will take her side against the staff

>>213162731
Karen MKRorkette

you poor souls

Wish I lived near forests and woodland

interrupting snooker games by shouting things out faustian, nietzchean and aryan

if you were joel would have have shagged ellie

>>213162761
"gherkin"

poo

always knew even as a young lad that I'd never be able to get married because I had no pals to be my best man and there would be no one to come as guests on my side

>>213162786
nah she’s fuckin vile, i would have shagged the nigger in the 2nd game though

so this is rorke

>>213162751
Take a look at green party candidates, plenty of them are Islamists who realise they can use leftism to get voted in but obviously aren't politically adept enough to join a real party

any hitlerian man in

using my VPN to watch an 18 year old japanese girl show off her anus live on camera but NOT her fanny as that is illegal

>>213162731
What does she expect to achieve by reporting people for speaking Hindi?

Tomorrow

Be there

>Dozens of kids and adults in Gaza have starved to death in July as hunger surges

>>213162852
she achieved being able to post about it and raise a kerfuffle on twitter

I'm not into JAV so I don't know these things but is there a black market for uncensored JAV?

like do these uncensored videos even exist or is to just too much legal risk for the porn producers so they just destroy the original copies once the pixelated versions have been made?

>>213162860
leftypol loves defending child rapists doesnt he

>>213162860
how can one man cause such seethe amongst the leftypol masses?

>>213162634
Double handing a big weapon seems the meta but I wanna be a golden order paladin

Rorke was right all along
Midwit lefties were wrong

>>213162860
Stand up to Racism is a state funded organisation designed to create the false impression of public support for government immigration policies

>>213162875
yeah there's loads of uncensored

SAINT SUCK MY BIG FAT FUCKING SAUSAGE

rorke adamant he's protecting women

>>213162905
do japanese people seek them out though like would you be considered an amateur in japan if you were jorking it to minecraft pussy and didn't have a line for the real deal?

>>213162883
Tommy is an intelligence asset

>>213162917
two indians that were at tommy robinsons zionist rally no doubt

2023 Women's World Cup - England loses to Spain
2024 Men's Euros - England loses to Spain
2025 Women's Euros - England loses to Spain

>>213162917
It's not rorke's fault Saka missed that penalty

Just invented a song lads
https://voca.ro/19puk1dEjzeS

>>213162905
it looks weird

>>213162937
if you pull your eyes wide the pixelisation disappears

>>213162875
Its called FC2PPV or something, thats what I look for on the JAV sites

>>213162917
leftypol suddenly interested in statistics

>>213162840
o/

>>213162954
*starts clapping*

curry wrap in the aer frier

>>213162977
Thanks

the most bizarre insecticide design I've ever seen

typed this post with my cock

>>213162977
you've been clapping for a good while now mate
worried if you'll ever stop

leftypol turning a blind eye to this

Russia will likely make its move on Estonia when western Europe collapses into civil war. But Russia has its own problems with central Asians and islam. White Russians (western Russia has deep Nordic roots) must understand the unbearable tide of demographic pressure from the third world will overrun them too.

In the long run, Russia must be a central part of a unified Europe. It's essential that the idiotic CIA-approved "nationalists" who never say a word about capitalism or zionism but are allowed to say whatever they like about Russia are disposed of.

cream loads

>>213163020
think me arms are stuck in this animation, do you know who i can leave a bug report to?

Right, that's my signature added to the repeal the Online Safety Act petition. Balls in their court now

You do realise a so-called Air Fryer is just a countertop convection oven like we had back in the 90s? It's a marketing gimmick for the unwashed masses. You all fell for it hook, line and sinker lmfao.

>did you hear, [gay couple] have adopted?
>twin boys is it yeah?
>omg yeah, how did you know?

>>213163031
to what?

>>213163049
midwit take, they work great for their intended purpose marketing or not

>>213163044
might need to ring your MP

wonder how many women own dildos like what percentage

>>213163036
Russia will soon have bigger problems with China eying up eastern Russia's water and mineral wealth.

>>213163049
what you got against countertop convection ovens?
mine's very handy

sir wank stopper

is this girl british or american? anyone knows where this kind of face is more prevalent?

>>213163049
can't fry air in a countertop convection oven can you pal

when rorke shows you his benis

lads I'm a midwit

>>213163082
yank light switch

>>213162901
Yeah theyre government planned spontaneous gatherings, like the crowd singing Don't look back in anger after the Manchester Arena bombing.

You remember the Manchester arena bombing don't you?

>>213163075
Yeah exactly which is why Russia needs to be part of the European alliance.

>>213163082
looks frankly mongolian

be funny if trump were assassinated in scotland

>>213163082
this is perfection for me

Liberalism, zionism, marxist bolshevism and Abrahamic religions are in alliance against the European peoples.

if im talking to a dude and i find out he’s an air fryer that’s my sign to ghost him and move on to the next

wanking loicense is backfiring already
>By 10am on Friday, data suggested an extra 66,000 internet users in the UK had begun using the dark web.

>>213163082
she's not a munter so in a big picture sense it would be more likely that someone who looked like her to be american than british

that said, there are women here who look like that i.e attractive and not fat. They pretty much only exist within universities though. And while attractive, non-fat women do admittedly exist after university in the UK, as a population they are very small and the chance that you come across one who is single is so small that at may as well be zero

>>213163082
>air con
Not British

might rewatch schitt's creek

Sucking on a BBC

>>213163143
seems like the 200Kpa consultants the government hired forgot about that lol

>>213163176
scromiting

>>213163176
Boomers genuinely believe this is the funniest shit ever

>>213163178
>200 kilopascals

quite a lot of pressure they're under

>>213163122
Same face shape to Saoirse Ronan. Maybe Irish diaspora in America

HE FELL THROUGH THE BAR!!!

skinny zoomer girl that has lots of tiny B&W tattoos all over her arms and legs maybe and hands and fingers too

gym type zoomer girl that has bigger ones all over her, they are like Ewa Swoboda looking, huge tats

then there's the super fat zoomer girl that has gigantic full colour tattoos usually all over her calves and upper arms

At least 80% of zoomer girls have tattoos

>>213163143
that's the plan, it'll become illegal to use or posess tor
then vpns will require kyc

love a bird with a dead brown arsehole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmAi9XmlIo

Rorke would batter Rupert

>>213163212

>not fat
>not covered in tatts

Let me guess That's a man innit?

>>213163210
it's actually more rebellious these days to have no tattoos at all

>>213163143
it's forcing the nation to become more competent at using the internet. we will dominate the IT world in a matter of years all because the tories didn't want us to see fannies.

>>213163147
but what about this kind of face? this naturally sucked up cheeks + alongated face + sharp jaw. is this an american thing?

>>213163226

I want the area down there to be brown, like my Chinese and Thai amateur pornstars

>tattoos
Anti white cuck stamp

i'm rorke

>>213163271
She looks kinda gaelic / celtic. Have met a few such birds who look similar to her.

>>>/g/106031097

Howling at this

>>213163302
ave brother

>>213163285
well I think they look great

leftypol holding straight white males to a higher moral standard and calling it anti-racism

tats are objectively sex

>>213163176
fell through the bloody bar stool

when rorke and leftypol put the chandelier up

>>213163324
sieg heil lad

im rorke
*starts twerking my lil ass*

rorke being done for rape after having told a bird he had a tattoo on his bum cheek so she wouldn't think he hates tattoos, having consensual sex with her then her realising he did not in fact have a tattoo when his bare arse was poking out the bedsheets the morning after, thus invoking the ick and revoking her consent

>>213163328
looks like she asked a class of year 7s to doodle on her

>>213163364
they're sexy on goth milfs and no one else

>>213163323
ELI5

leftypol converting to Catholicism so he can suck migrant toes

>>213163449
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/511313558

>>213163443
peng

>>213163477
>roiding for this

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour

what do you think the IQ needed for a first in maths at Oxford is?

spent too much on drinks last night, then spent 100 on chaturbate this morning
not feeling so good right now

>>213163516
why not open a bottle of wine then have a beer while it gets nicer

>>213163529
20 points less than a first at cambridge

>>213163479
thanks

>>213163449
>app created to doxx, lie, gossip and destroy men's reputation anonymously goes viral
>it gets flooded by ugly women screeching over being pumped and dumped by 6'3" male models and fitness gurus
>becomes no.1 on app store
>has a shitty DEI security team
>/pol/ and /g/ leaks verification pictures, drivers license, location, data of thousand of women
>women goes apeshit

>>213163529
depends

>>213163529
Maths is a weird one because it has a huge percentage of Firsts as a degree subject. Not because it's easy but because it has objective marking and also if you're 'good' at maths then getting a first is very do-able.

That said, I'd say for getting into Oxbridge and then getting a first you're probably still looking at 120-125 minimum.

I'm watching Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile on BBC One

European hooligans are a lot more violent than local bogans. I don't have any data for this but it's just from what I've seen from the news reports of hooligans from x country beating foreigners from y country. The worst thing about bogans is that they tend to make every place they go an unbelievably filthy hovel and are very belligerent and noisy.

Who's more violent between gypsies and pikies?

>>213163538
already got a bottle of wine open

>>213163535
Chaturbate is the facebook of livecams, how old could you possibly be mate

Just found out about what the police did to this guy. RIP bro

china is actually based

>>213163583
I had around 125-130 and am a NEET
sad to know that I could have done something with my life

>>213163607
it's the best one

>>213163623
honestly we should have taken all their guns off them then and there

>>213163623
brought it on himself lets be honest

>>213163599
Pikies for sure. They have these bizarre family feuds that they settle with extreme violence.

There was an extremely grim video some years back taken in an Irish living room showing a young lass, couldn't have been older than 10, absolutely split up the back by a machete. I mean you could see her spine, looked like a filleted fish. Horrific.

>>213163584
Jack Black just tried to mug the child but then Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile roared at him and made him run away

>>213163645
lol and then how would they stop the next suicide bomber? With a baton?

Right well that was my 8th bowel movement today
It not right

>>213163666
name one suicide bomber stopped by armed police

>>213163666
maybe the problem is islam then

>>213163599
gypsies try to avoid violence and are thieves mostly
pikies live for violence

>>213163642
I have 130+ from online testing, but I doubt it's far off. I got a STEM degree from a pretty regular university and still haven't achieved much, if it helps.

>>213163655
How? Because he went on the tube?

>>213163645
they did at the time, took all the guns off the police but then when they looked inside the bags later it turns out they were just table legs inside

>>213163660
>There was an extremely grim video some years back taken in an Irish living room showing a young lass, couldn't have been older than 10, absolutely split up the back by a machete. I mean you could see her spine, looked like a filleted fish. Horrific.
blimey... brb for 5 mins

>>213163566
ebin.

Just read the thread on /pol/ anon posted and im so fucking computer illiterate. Genuinely terrifying what some of you nerds can do

>>213163691
dont be disingenuous

>>213163682
There’s been tons of attacks foiled by armed police don’t be silly
>>213163688
Ever heard of the IRA?

>>213163714
>There’s been tons of attacks foiled by armed police don’t be silly
should be able to name one then

>>213162901
Go on Rorke, prove they're state-funded

>>213163710
Nation of wankers

>>213163713
What tell me how he brought it on himself you idiot

>>213163676
done 6 me

>>213163714
>Ever heard of the IRA?
doesnt change the fact about islam being a problem. the police wouldnt need to be as militarised if there no muslims here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

>>213163584
I'm not sure how the Asian mom produced a white child

>>213163623
what I don’t get is why they didn’t have the SAS do shit like this. Surely they are a million times more capable than some police officer

rorke, mate, your attitude STINKS.

>>213163738
why dont you try reading some details about the incident you fucking imbecile

sir Liam Neeson

The three attackers were shot dead by armed officers from the City of London and Metropolitan police Specialist Firearms Command eight minutes after the initial emergency call was made.[19] CCTV footage showed the three attackers in Borough Market running at the armed officers; the attackers were shot dead 20 seconds later.

>>213163767
i would imagine it's illegal for the armed forces to open fire on british citizens

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/IQfy/

>>213163777
COSH

>>213163584
Little boy tried talking to the popular black girl about his pet crocodile and she called him a weirdo but then sent him a friend request

>>213163787
20 seconds is a long time to be running at someone

>>213163767
would've taken them a few minutes to get from hereford to central london, wouldn't it?

>>213163774
I did. The one man surveillance team fucked up because he went for a piss which led to them following the wrong man, he went to the tube station and they wrongly thought he was a suicide bomber
So please tell me how he brought it on himself

>>213162949
Only care about one of these and even then only a little

>>213163819
you're missing out some crucial details there

>>213163777
*pisses himself*

The car continued, and crashed into railings on Bridge Street at the north perimeter of the Palace of Westminster.[15] Masood, wearing black clothes, got out of the car and ran around the corner into Parliament Square and through the open Carriage Gates where he fatally stabbed an unarmed police officer, PC Keith Palmer. An armed police officer (believed to have been the Metropolitan Police close protection officer for the then Secretary of State for Defence Michael Fallon[16]) witnessed the stabbing, ran towards the scene and shot Masood dead.[16][17][18] The entire attack lasted 82 seconds.[6]

i miss battle of the nations

>>213163789
he was brazilian thoughbeit

>>213163789
Well yeah but if there was about to be a suicide bombing they’d be allowed to
>>213163816
Mate there is obviously a base in London somewhere and there would’ve definitely been SAS people sent to London after 7/7 attacks

>>213163838
cringe misogynist

>>213163850
yea that'll show him

>>213163599
>they tend to make every place they go an unbelievably filthy hovel
Every (working day) I walk to my station to get to work and I have to walk past an area with some houses that are part of the housos + many more that are just lived in by povvos. Unironically, for the past 10 years I've lived here it hasn't changed one bit. Overgrown lawns, torn-up floorboards, graffiti with the local post code/suburb name, cars with half their parts missing. Bonus points if one if them (either a very skinny white boganoid wearing a white singlet or a beefed up islander) is outside and they stare you down while you walk past with a friendly but unfriendly nod.

I don't understand how they live like this.

>>213163859
Wasnt the entirety of the BNP leadership infiltrated and controlled by MI:5 though?

>>213163688
British muslims (specifically just british muslims) are some of the most religiously militant assholes on discord, and I have no fucking idea why. Does my fucking head in; this isn't sharia fucking law mate, jog on, if you want to be muslim, go start your own fucking discord server

>>213163759
She's his stepmom his mum died when he was two

>>213163840
Mate you are so fucking boring just say or fuck off and stop replying

Some reading

if you support the police your a genuine retard

>>213163897
No, they were targeted by them.

>>213163906
rattled ignorant pig

>does my fucking head in
Imagine a yank saying this lol

>>213163819
Wasnt he an illegal immigrant or am i misremembering

>2149 results found.
>first posted Mon 04 Jul 2022
>days since then: 1,118 days
>1.922 posts a day for 3 years

>>213163913
Might have a wank over this aha x

>>213163913
luckily I'll never have sex so a woman will never write this about me

>>213163913
bizarre what goes on out there

I've never even touched a boob.

>>213163958
it never happened rorke, we've been over this

>>213163935
His visa expired in 2003 he was an electrician

Have to work out my legs but I didn't sleep well and cba x

>>213163958
implying all muslims are rapists is obviously racist

Test

>>213163958
apparently a lot of us would be jailed if the rules were evenly applied

7 (seven) poos now.
it's not right.

>>213163958
hope he made the best of it

going to make my tea soon

Drinking boulders

>>213163913
Oh dear oh dear poor thing, he did all that to you?

*surreptitiously takes notes*

>>213163913
Ummm.... anymore?

>>213163982
Shouldnt have been there. No crime. Exonerated

>>213164006
what ye having

>>213162696
>Watching this while shitting
>Our poop is coming out in sync
That was a strange experience...

>>213163999
eaten wrong, have you

>>213163985
just do it

>>213164022
poo

>>213163918
All parties are "targeted" by them but if i recall right they were successfully infiltrated. Which is a lot more dangerous for parties that are following the status quo.

Anyways what was his point about the "banksters" and his solution? Banking is the only industry this country has where we actually have a absolute advantage over almost every other nation

>>213164022
pasta bake and broc

>>213163985
>cba
You have to go anyways. Its the only way

>>213164028
I will not watch leg press webms.

>>213164035
nice, enjoy

>>213164026
not sure what's going on tbqh, had a burger and a salad for din yesterday. all seemed above board but here we are.

scroom

>>213164058
maybe you have bowel cancer

I've always wanted to be smart
I read Janan's most recent column and I realised that I have less cultural knowledge than the people he was calling midwits
Must make me a dimwit aha

>>213164004
He got his asshole explored.

>>213164058
>had a burger and a salad
were pakis involved?

so... my benis just fell off

>>213163934
assimirlation or somefing innit?

>>213164081
nah made them myself

Business proposal: my face buried in Hayley Atwell's massive bazongas

>>213162875
People have been trying to unblur them for a while. Most unblur attempts are shit.
Some raw footage gets leaked.
From what I heard Japan may let porn be unblurred soon.

>>213164087
DETATCHABLE PENIS

>>213164092
thrn i'm sorry la >>213164074

Constance Wu makes my penis go boing boing

Might watch my gay porn films x

>>213164127
then*

Oi! You got your wanking loisence for that ladies with big bums website?

dont worry about it

>>213164124
rorke speechless

>>213162875
>>213164111
AI can perfectly unblur them now

>mid white woman
:l
>mid asian woman
:O

>>213164088
Do a vocaroo of you saying that

>>213162722
Thanks man I already have a gym membership and am only starting to get fat / out of shape but can't seem to stick to a routine so hearing other people's stories really helps to put things in perspective.
Your advice of making it a part of daily life is probably what I need to take to heart the most so I can get to where I want to be. At least when I do get myself to the gym I put in work, but I'm so out of shape that I get soreness in weird parts of my body (joints etc.). consistency will help with that for sure.
Right now I'm 6'1" and 200 lbs at 18% BF so I think I can reasonably get to a nicely flexible and strong state if I just put in the work. I already am decently active but need to become actually strong.
I'll worry about aesthetics later.
Cheers x

scroombly boombly

>>213164151
this but latin women

reminder: in the eyes of the left, if your skin is white, you have original sin. if your skin is brown, you have indelible purity. not even eating children alive can blemish your purity, apparently.

>>213164151
That's cause one is your mum and the other is only your step mum

>>213164167
Shagging thousands of women at 18% BF, are you?

>>213164156
cba xx

her giant arse + my face
thoughts?

>>213164185
i think thats just bait

Rorke's rizz

>>213164191
Not even close
Bizarre outburst

What joys do you have in your life?
What makes you happy?

>>213164167
we're all gonna make it breh

>>213164198
vile and vulgar

>>213164198
that's not normal

>>213164185
Your point is correct but this is so tired and trite by now, why are you even bothering with this, we all know already

>>213164228
a cup of coffee, working out, posting here

um did he just post his car reg plate

listened to too much vaporwave shit and now my soundcloud feed is full of annoying slowed down shit 80s songs

>>213164207
Na he's just non-white lol

>>213164198
grim

>>213164198
is coffee bad for me?

Constance Wu boing boing penis!

>>213164267
>soundcloud
is it 2014?

>>213164266
it would be safer to assume that since he posted it, that is the one car reg we can be absolutely sure isn't his

that's how far down the New Trainers hole we are at this point

boing boing penis boing boing

>>213164279
>Constance Wu

Have to make a phone call now, for fuck's sake

>>213164294
What's the best app for music?

>>213164322
>>213164322
>>213164322

>>213164266
Oh no what are you gonna do with it!!!!! Nothing. This isn’t America

>>213164328
pirate spotify

I'm actually probably somewhere from 15-18% body fat
Not actually sure but you can kind of already see my abs
Certainly skinny fat though

>>213164147
I watched a pretty recent AI unblur attempt of a Mio Ishikawa video - it was dog shit.