The Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton edition

penis boing boing sub-edition

poo

>>213164322 (OP)
No, this is the hyena edicione

>>213164340
how

Why don’t the Palestinians just surrender? That’s what happens when you lose a war

Can't stop shitting lads

>>213164354
You can buy premium for lifetime for like £5 they add you onto someones family plan which they’ve hacked

>>213164339
BOING BOING PENIS

1. Seal the borders
2. Deport all non-White migrants.
3. Nationalisation of any company employing large amounts of foreigners
4. Scrap the triple lock pension.
5. Leave NATO.
6. Implement a soft eugenics program.
7. Repeal all equality laws.
8. Create a youth labour service to rebuild infrastructure and build a national people's community in a European community of nations.

has this actually been live for 7 years then?

>>213164372
Would you, Quintus? Would I?

>>213164376
would rather pay for it myself, sounds dodgy

Bit early

>>213164372
They're not very bright

>>213164393
sick joke

ANY POST BEYOND THIS LINE MAKES MY PENIS GO BOING BOING
____________________________________________________________

>>213164354
On android you can run a pirated apk. On iPhone buy an Indian license online. It’s about £15 for a year

>>213164372
its not over til i say its over

/brit/ stands with Israel and the Jewish World Order

>>213164373
don't know
could say you undercooked the beef but we don't get sick from tartare

>>213164393
Blud thinks he's now a doberman

>>213164397
Well I mean yeah but it’s £5 for lifetime premium so

palestine simply has to survive being bombed long enough that the world turns on israel and they're guaranteed their own state

>pirate software
>£15 for a year

And what of good Adolf?

>>213164439
Sounds dodgy and I'm not a cheap dole scrounger so

Have you done your 7,000 steps today, /brit/?

>>213164460
heard he did a cheeky 'cide

>>213164463
I wanked to jav instead

>>213164463
ive done 7,000 poos

>>213164445
How exactly is the world going to turn on Israel? The UN doesn’t exactly have a police force and nobody else cares enough to invade or get involved. Any UN peacekeeping mission will be vetoed by the USA.

>>213164463
unfortunately not

could go for an evening stroll later if the sun is out. Not going out if it's cloudy though, not walking about in cloudy weather like some nonce.

>>213164463
haven't done one, me. arse firmly planted on either computer chair or on bed

>>213164463
My daily minimum is 15k. Step up.

>>213164463
ffs THAT'S what it takes to go sober???

>>213164445
it's a bold strategy

finally ordered a fridge

You know they actually have leftypol in Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile

>>213164462
Sure you’re just asking how to pirate Spotify…

The Habsburg empire was the original multicultural hellhole. Hitler spoke in length about it in MK.

>>213164502
You mentioned it

STILL HAVEN'T MADE THE PHONE CALL
I have to do it
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Might get a commode

>>213164452
Two different things. Android Spotify can be pirated. IOS can’t (yet) but you can just buy a cheap license from another country

>>213164445
let us hope they survive long enough to get bombed to pieces

russians have done him a favour imo

>>213164516
>Hitler spoke in length about it in MK
In Milton Keynes, was he?

>>213164525
They can terminate the subscription if they believe you are buying a license from another country, so I've seen

>Might get a commode

Just use Youtube for music you utter mong

>>213164535
Years in captivity: 2 days

sometimes if it's a nice sunny day I just walk around the town for many hours

>>213164535
Lookin good, Leksi!

>>213164535
Losing so much weight after a certain age actually makes you look worse

>mfw I fell for the "4chan will get blocked" meme

>>213164555
They can but you’re also allowed to travel from your home country and millions of Indians do just that. Anyway I’ve been doing it for ages and it paid for itself in the first 6 weeks

waiting on a phone call, utter bullocks, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MAN WAITING FOR!?!?!?

__________________________________________________
NONE OF THESE POSTS MADE MY PENIS GO BOING BOING

>>213164532
this post is paradoxical

>>213164592
It relies on the site operator complying. It's not clear Hiro even knows he owns this website.

The only way they'll ever get 4chan blocked is by demonstrating non-compliance then forcing ISPs to block it.

>>213164445
The only time the world will turn against Isreal is when they actually use their nukes. Until then, it'll be seen as a "conflict".

thinking some thoughts

I don’t know how these are British values and not say French or German or Dutch values

>>213164632
'ce

>>213164489
pressure will rise until the usa either withdraws from the un or folds, they can still achieve their strategic goals in the middle east with palestine existing

the world has already turned against israel only its vassal states support it

>>213164634
That seems inevitable desu

>>213164671
The world is mostly stupid shitskins to be fair

>>213164688
white people are stupider. see: vaccination rates

Why do certain types of people gravitate to getting drunk outside servos?

>>213164740
2 more weeks amirite?

>>213164557
This is literally how history will be rewritten if we lose.

Hitler will be seen as the White Devil who was defeated by the coloureds

>>213164744
Flubba Bubba noonga?

>>213164740
yet smart enough to not starve, unlike darkies

>>213164743
he still hasn't deleted it

>>213164669
What pressure?

Let’s be honest here. The only people who care about Palestine are toothless pakistani 85iq benefit claimants who live to rape white girls and race their souped up BMWs and Audis on public roads.

No one else cares. Not educated Arabs, not the Chinese, not the Russians, not the Indians, who seem to hate the Palestinians even more than the Israelis do.

I guess leftypol westerners care, but they are in for a huge reckoning in the next few years as voters reject them en masse and turn to right wing parties.

Dread to think how much of a clueless normie I'd be if I hadn't found this place when I was 18.

If we do get blocked, what are some other good sites?

>>213164571
i do this and look at women

4chan is blocked on Sky Broadband now??

>>213164522
do it before the end of the thread

Right-wingers who are pro-Israel are more likely to be vaccinated than right-wingers who are anti-Israel.

in russia, they have tv shows where there’s only white people. didnt think it was possible either thought the screen would blow up

Qt working at maccies smiled at me and called me "hen"

>>213164780
or their white dopplegangers who are just like them.

>>213164817
i can see why leftypol hates them

>>213164632
:)

>>213164341
g1: are u gonna lips sophie
g2: nahhhh blud fire fi dat ya bomboclat eediat

>>213164808
DNS change

>>213164847
that's not what the butterfly effect is

>>213164821
that's you married then

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour

>>213164801
It's not my fault if my walk takes me through the university district and there are women outside wearing crop tops and other garments.

>>213164808
No it's not

>>213164787
>but they are in for a huge reckoning in the next few years as voters reject them en masse and turn to right wing parties.
Might happen in Europe but not in the US of A. There'll be a big liberal backlash once DT is gone.
Also, Pakistan is pretty on board with Israel and buys missiles from them.

>>213164873
grim alkie twat

>>213164847
>>213164864
Sliding doors moment

oof

>>213164669
Israel provides the US with surveillance intelligence on pretty much every country in the region, it also gives those countries the surveillance tech needed to keep them authoritarian
the US provides the funds to those countries, including Israel, to keep them functioning
it's like an organisation of parasites feeding off each other

>>213164814
right wingers who support israel are just boomers who generally aren’t even very political

>>213164607
anon...

signed up to do a thing and i don't want to do it now i just want to sit and scroll oj my phone and rot and play video games and be safe and unmolested by the toil of doing things

Tucker Carlson's speech and the reaction to it showed that even normie conservatives are getting Israel fatigue.

sucking a covfefe

>>213164919
me on the top

>>213164808
Disable Broadband Sky shield retard

porn block has got me wanking to bloody star trek ffs

>>213164808
It's always been blocked under their Sky Family Shield parental lock filter. You can turn this filter off in the MySky page, as the bill payer.

You ARE the bill payer, aren't you? If not you'll need to go to mumsy and ask her to turn the routers hardcore anal sex pornography filter off so you can go play your video games or whatever other lie you can come up with.

>>213164939
what did big tuck say

>>213164958
lol done the pathetic manchild right up the battyhole

number fifty four
the house with the bamboo door
bamboo roof and bamboo wall
they even got a bamboo floor

>>213164939
Eventually Israel-Gaza will become just as irrelevant as the war in Ukraine to the average joe

someone i worked with said he knew a bloke with a massive knob and he was actually really embarrassed about it

>>213164958
that's him left rotating in the microwave being utterly blasted by radiation

>>213164971
Talkes about how Epstein was Mossad and that Americans have a right to criticize Israel and question the mainstream narrative and things like that. He said it at some kind of conservative conference or whatever, and the reaction from the crowd was very positive.

If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my minge!

>>213164958
My lie to my dad was its blocking me streaming movies. He knew it was a lie

>>213164958
Don't need to ask mumsy if you change your DNS

>>213165001
I can assure you it already holds that place for many.

>>213165014
are you a male stripper

>>213164982
a jew on sovereign currency. say it ain't so

>>213164895
Nope. Americans might turn against Trump but they’re not about to suddenly be happy seeing their kids trooned out. Best you’ll get is a centre left liberal like Newsom

I love sitting in public transport and public spaces and eaves dropping in people's gossip. Shit is mad entertaining.

missed cheese

got my pasta sauce cooking
pasta goes on in 20 for a par boil

>>213165046
you must be the most boring cunt alive

>>213165046
Can't do this because I don't understand Welsh

Your daily reminder that the YOOKAY regime is an illegitimate, jewish capitalist, ethnically hostile, occupying force that is currently facilitating the total ethnic replacement of the indigenous population in favour of a shapeless mass of brown serfs, ruled over by a totalitarian surveillance state.

become unwankable

>>213165054
pasta bake is it

everybody's talking at me
i can't hear a word they're saying
just driving around in jon voight's car

>>213164873
if you have any broken bones i recommend the g+t lad

israel put bombs in all nvidia gpus and are going to use them to genocide gamers

>>213165014
Once when we were in the school changing rooms someone's pants got pulled down and it literally half way to his knees

>>213165054
Post recipe

>>213165059
Yeah so? I'm not afraid to admit it bitch.

>>213165062
Still reeling from that experience on the rail-replacement bus service, eh Rorke?

>>213165046
did that once. a women was telling her friend that she was upset because her boyfriend downloaded 100gbs of porn

>>213165090
um

The phone call is done
FINISHED
COMPLETED

>>213165105
fairly normal amount for the average person to download I'd say

>>213165099
great picture, excellent picture, but grim grim grim GRIM post

Migrants in England are literally eating swans from rivers.

>>213165062
Learn it then.

>>213165135
those browns will eat anything

>>213165124
the teacher got fired shortly after

Thinking of what to say to my colleagues when they ask me what I got up to on the weekend so I don't have to say "Nothing much" again

>>213165129
few can handle the trials of a neetgods life

Any tips on how to get rid of dark circles/under eye bags?

>>213165135
leftypol damage control squads whirring into action to defend this

>>213165130
the funny thing was that she had no idea how he downloaded it because she had blocked porn sites

>>213165162
UM!

>>213164354
just run the pirated apk on your phone. reddit can teach you.

>>213165174
nah not today mate maybe next time

>>213165170
say you're decorating

>>213165129
Well done. tomorrow you're going to do TWO phone calls. then there'll be no stopping you

>>213165170
Do something then.

>>213165174
Go to sleep on time.

>>213165174
yeah
go ro fucking sleep

>>213165040
I spoke to an Asian guy from Ohio recently. He said there isn't a middleground between Biden and Trump and that while Trump is breaking apart innocent families Biden swung the border wide open and allowed every willing criminal in the world to cross the border. He seemed pretty realistic about things and had no stake in supporting either. I just feel myself with the Republican party beginning to fracture about the Epstein list thing and the growing dislike of Trump, it'll be an easy Democrat win.

>>213165135
The Polish are eating the carp too

THEY'RE EATING THE SWANS

>>213165201
>Do something then.
Was thinking about going to church actually but can't say that either

>>213165174
women use peptide under eye creams and under eye gel patches. as well as just drink and sleep enough

>>213165189
tbf he never should have been in the girls changing rooms to begin with

How much booze do you lads drink in general?

surely if they can detect the cocaine in rivers they can filter it, harness it, crystalise it and get it up my nostrils

An Aryan dawn will rise.

>>213165238
none

>>213165206
why don’t you suck of wang ohio if you love him so much

agh FUCK they got this site too
are there any left?

Me Din Dins

Chippy Tea (got a £6 special simple as)

>>213165238
4-8 pints a week

>>213165199
GAH

>>213165238
teetoal me

>>213165174
wear sunglasses :^)

>>213165170
this used to be me. then I stopped working so I dont have to worry about that anymore

>>213165238
Probably averages to 2 pints a month

>>213165261
is that a dedicated interracial site? what's wrong with you?

>>213165257
I have nothing against the gays, what are you, a homophobe?

>>213165262
enjoy x

>>213165201
>>213165202
But i like staying up posting with you guys

>>213165262
eating off the kids menu?

>>213165206
I fucking hate the left/right divide so much. I want to be a radical centrist so bad and blow up all the demonstrators and send videos to mainstream news agencies where I torture both left and right wingers into admitting their petty political wars are tearing america apart, the same way I'm about to tear their fingernails apart with pliers. And then I'll laugh into the camera like the joker and the crowd in starbucks watching on the public tv will cry out in fear and disgust as the anchor woman quickly cuts in and goes "We here apologize for the disturbing images seen in this video, as the transmission was coming in to us live"

>>213165238
usually two bottles of wine and 8 pints of Stella per week but I'm going teetotal until November so that I can have a clean blood test and then finally get my fungal toenails treated

>>213164958
Rorke hung drawn and quartered

>>213165232
>women
;)

>>213165262
looks nice anon enjoy xx

>>213165238
20-30 a week

>>213165307
just walk around with a sign saying you're happy the way things are

some sites don't even let you verify
they just block you out entirely

couldn't live without a good cuppa. yorkshire tea, for me

oh, you’re a woke

Right... suppose I should leave the house and do something today

>>213165262
>£6
Are you from a 2006 time machine?

>>213165262
phwoarrr chippy tea with the boyfriend of a saturday afternoon. stay out of trouble lads ;) xxx

reading news i thought Starner got /brit/ for sure.

>>213165277
meanie

>>213165366
posted it again award. how many flags have you gone through so far?

I reckon that out of all of us here I am the most shaggiest of shaggers

>>213165225
What's wrong with that?

>>213165366
they need this site to monitor the radical incels

>>213165348
One of the funniest boomerisms

>>213165342
the verification companies charge like a pound per head. impossible for a small site to sustain that.

>>213165398
bit racist to muslims isnt it?

any batty bandits in? x

>>213165341
I will be hiding a submachine gun behind said sign, and when I give my fellow radical centrists "the signal" (a slight downward nod), we will all pull these weapons from behind our signs to mow down rows and rows of both right wing protestors and left wing protestors, and we'll drop the guns on the floor, calmly raise our hands, get down on the ground to be arrested, and in the next shot, I'll be looking out through the bars wearing an orange jumpsuit but I'll have a cheeky grin on my face, implying to the audience that getting caught was part of my plan all along (how will I get out of this one?)

next door neighbour has got a young man over doing his lawn. always knew he was a poof.

Sir Status Quo

Are you bongs going to the London protests the 13th of September?
I really want to see what happens and how big they get

We all had a good joke about it yesterday and today but at this point you really have no justifiable reason to not have access to a VPN

>>213165326
Tee hee

anyne knw abut cmputers? my key is brken

>>213165261
why are only some blocked da hell?

>NSFW subreddits blocked
>/s/, /gif/, etc are not

why is 4chan disrespecting Herr Starmer
it's quite disgusting actually

>>213165467
:)

>>213165469
o...

thinking of moving to china, a truly free country

>>213165464
Considering it's the first I'm hearing about it and the fact I don't live in or close to London, no probably not

>>213165433
screaming

I'm a horrible despicable cretinous worm, a real piece of shit all round just a thoroughly unpleasant slime

but I'm also trying my best y'know I'm working, I'm trying to keep it together, trying to hold it down y'know

>>213165472
the ones containing children aren't considered adult

reddit isn't blocked for me
i use old reddit without an account thoughbeit

rorke's at it again

>>213165262
Seen toenails bigger than that piece of fish

>>213165261
/gif/

>>213165262
£6?
I got a cod and chips with curry sauce and a can of Coke Zero this week, cost me £15. I thought that was good value as well

>>213165494
only thing free is their post n packaging

>>213165501
good little worm x

Gregg Wallace 'sorry' but says he's 'not a groper'

>>213165518
old.reddit doesn't work with nsfw subreddits thoughbeit
hey dont accuse me of being a redditor for knowing. just happen to have a couple wanks on it.

>>213165494
in China everything is censored before publication
in the West you're prosecuted for violations after publication

>>213165501
Mate, get yourself over to the /r/UKPersonalFinance subreddit. You're about six weeks away from being a completely new person, UK Personally Financially speaking.

>>213164761
You've already lost Rorke. You put your hopes in white supremacist ideology because you don't think there's any other way you can shag

>>213165261
Just go to simpcity m8. All the good stuff is on bunkr and coomer and they link to it

>>213165501

ohhh look at me im rorke ohhh im leftypol ohhh i have such fucking important cunty shit opinions about politics oohhh someone care someone care CUNT

>>213165464
Might but I don't support dommy or his ilk

niggas get shot err'day, b
you be aight
you tough right?

>>213165262
Post pick of your misuss' chebs or tummy

>>213165174
cucumber slices

>>213165599
im good cuh forget about it

off to chase some filipinos around in the dark

Porn block has worked as i didnt have a wank yesterday. Thanks Starmer

>>213165615
The Raj was a waste of time.

>>213165621
ok
yay!!

>>213165621
good lad

>>213165615
who's the person in the chair supposed to be in the bottom frame? genuine question.

realistically speaking what happened to mouse nonce

>>213165611
say less

>>213165632
i nearly had two but decided to put my willard back

>>213165621
why not hit the beach with coby and declan for some late night campfire singsong?

>>213165643
the source of all britain's problems

>>213165648
fo sho jit

listening to one (1) song

>>213165555
I have £4,000 in the bank and no debt lad I'm just an absolute headcase.

>>213165671
Martin Luther?

I'm glad britizens didn't get cut off from the chan. They are...hmmm...a beguiling sort of poster, yes...

>>213165632
what will be tje consequence of the national build up of testosterone?
more violence? fewer incels? more prostitutes?

someone stop this nigga

>>213165687
the one that has sounds that repeat sometimes?

>>213165647
probably in a psych ward

>>213165671
that his legal name?

I see they’ve made a film about Rorke and his family

Imagine showing someone from 1925 a picture of Britain in 2025.

They would literally think we lost a war to Indians, Ethiopia and America.

>>213165687
Um, anon, listening to one song is what most people already do...

>>213165555
I genuinely hate those boring cunts so much and its not envy.
>Hi guys i work as an engineer in a fintech company and Im earing £300k post tax this year and i dont know what to do.

Ive maxed out my tax free ISA and my employer matched workplace pension. But still have £20k left over per month after rent. Any advice is welcome and im struggling

>>213165728
do sometimes listen to two songs together not even making it up

Porn being blocked will just create more young men ready to erupt at the current state of things lol

>>213165717
I want to watch this because it looks good, but it seems very scary to me

>>213165702
the fuck how did you know
https://youtu.be/QVTsPvg9zAU?si=qE71YH5Drch1Z2XN
this is the aforementioned singular song

Byford is a village and civil parish on the River Wye in Herefordshire, England, about 11 km (7 mi) west of Hereford. According to the 2001 census, it had a population of 119, increasing to 201 at the 2011 census.[1]

Offa's Dyke runs along Garnons Hill, to the north of the village.[2] The 11th-century church of St John the Baptist is a Grade I listed building.[3]

>>213165621
Are you Sudanese?

>>213165750
No it won't rorke
be quiet

Mad how people around the world still think wealth is based on how much gold you have and think the British empire looted wealth from the countries of empire.

No amount of economics explanations about division of labour or comparative advantage or free trade or Pareto efficiencies will get them to change their way of thinking. I guess many are low iq and can’t understand second and third order effects and just see one side is rich, their side is poor and the rich must have got rich by exploiting the poor. I must dig out that meme of the defeated dragon hoarding wealth in the form of a machine

>>213165700
PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT

>>213165766
need it paved over with new builds

>>213165748
Incredulous. Why?

>young men ready to erupt

porn bad simple as really

>>213165766
convert it into a mosque asap

>>213165643
Edward VII

>>213165747
I mean the obvious answer at that point is to become a sugar daddy for some absolute harlot, just utter filth. It's what god wants you to do when you have that much money, give it to some 19 year old lass with nothing in her head and a tight tummy.

mental the mongols attempted to conquer japan and were only thwarted by bad weather fucking up their fleet

imagine how much different history could have been

>>213165750
Just two more weeks Rorke

>>213165750
rapes are going to go up

>>213165761
prefer music where the drum pattern never repeats personally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZFmZ0gZNZI

>>213165775
what does the division of labour have to do with imperialism?

>>213165797
sometimes after I coom I think is this really all there is to life?

but then a few days later when I'm recharged I coom again

>>213165789
sometimes they go good together, two industrial tracks together produces a cacophony of visceral noise and i find that appealing

>>213165844
yeah, do you now?
>>213165858
ever tried having sex?

>>213165773
im irish diaspora

>>213164322 (OP)
Get killed
https://derpibooru.org/images/948498

>>213164400
Become dead
https://derpibooru.org/images/985708

>>213165051
YOU'LL BE FUCKING GUTTED

the fucking headache is killing me

>>213165876
>ever tried having sex?

No but then I'm only 32 so there's still plenty of time for me haha plenty of time.

Done with this fucking cuntry desu

>>213165888
my little ummy

>>213165907
>>213165907
>>213165907

>>213165891
haha yeah i heard it gets easier as you get older

waiting for the new so I can get my willy out

>>213165848
Britain didn’t get rich because of empire. It was the industrial revolution

>>213165830
Britain is a tinderbox atm

>>213165819
Agreed and pick up a daily coke habit. But you think that's what Reddit ever recommends?

Reading /r/UKPersonalFinance, /r/henry and /r/london made me realise how fucking dull redditors are. All earning great money and living in London but they ask shite like
>Hi guys anyone know where i can buy some kimichi
or
>Anyone know which is the best stamp museum in London is?

>>213164322 (OP)
Become dead
https://derpibooru.org/images/985708

cannot fathom how Britain holds the longest held alliance with Portugal, distasteful people those Albertos. Ticks me off how their manners are better than ours

die

>>213164322 (OP)
alri

big dave

>>213164341
quality post

Funk and Soul Show SOON

>>213169736
>>213169736
>>213169736
>>213169736
>>213169736
>>213169736

>>213165747
HENRYuk is worse. HENRYukLifestyle is worse sti