Thread 213167892

British values edition

How can you shitpost when GAZA is starving?

>>213167384
The UK has no authority to dictate what websites that operate outside the UK do. None whatsoever. They can ask websites to comply with the legislation and many, or indeed most, big websites either have complied or will comply because they have large UK userbases they want to continue serving (and I would also imagine because asking for age verification to view porn is, when you think about it, not that mental).

Some websites won't comply, either because they oppose the restrictions on grounds that they are draconian, or as is more likely in the case of 4chan, because they just don't care.

What will possibly happen now (in the coming months) is that the government will submit requests to UK ISPs to block whichever websites are seen to be non-compliant, on grounds that by serving customers these websites the ISPs are in breach of the law because the websites are known to lack the safeguards the government asking for. Thus the buck has been passed to companies who do have to comply with UK law, because they are based within the UK.

When will that happen? Will it even happen? We don't know the answer to either of those questions yet.

well. here we are then.

Anyone going to Nottingham pride?

Is Canterbury worth a visit? My uncle there keeps calling me over.

maybe this faggot chud life isn't so bad after all....

what'll it be, lads?

George floydwanger sub edition

>>213167911
use a vpn lil nigga

he clean

>>213167933
not bad prices

>>213167921
you have your supper after your tea just before your bed, a slice of toast and a cup of tea

>>213167933
Tap water because those prices are horrendous

>>213167933
Would probably start with a cold beer lager, then have a lost lager after that

might buy some green-tinged lidl bacon and insist butchers are a waste of money

>>213167975
tarq

>>213167933
can the french kiss rosé

>>213167975
toiler
>>213167979
neet

>>213167991
rattled

>>213167905
he said, shitposting while gaza is starving

Fella with down syndrome came in for a job interview today but got the day wrong. Actually felt too bad for him to even laugh.

>>213167944
Never found a decent vpn for the chon
The big ones are all banned for obvious reasons

might go to aldi and buy some knock off maxibons

The Pecknam Terminator
COME ON THEN

>>213167995
nah at these outdoor events you can pay mad prices for food and drink

>>213167999
ooh ello x

business idea: askjeeves ai

Can't you just use thispersondoesnotexist to get past ID checks?

you've got to get up early in the morning to fool luke skywalker

Reminder that a VPN won't work when all the ISP's block 4chan.

>>213168062
i dont know, can you?

cannot fathom how Britain holds the longest held alliance with Portugal, distasteful people those Albertos. Ticks me off how their manners are so much better than ours

>>213168019
what's even the point of making these chaps do an interview?

just tell him his first day, get him pushing the trolleys in the car park and get the form filled out so you get whatever bung the government pays you for hiring spackers sent off. No need to torture the poor lad with an interview fucks sake he doesn't even know which day it is

A Labubu was left on Karl Marx’s grave.

The cranes were lowered in respect as his funeral barge passed

>>213168062
You can use death stranding characters.

>>213168097
Utter woke bollocks

>>213168062
I have in the past. Needed to create a Facebook account for the oculus. It worked

>>213168047
fuck off homo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4TujDMMLv8

leftypol and rorke uniting against this

lilo and snitch more like pedo and bitch

>>213168097
waste of fucking energy
should have lobbed the racist cunt in the thames and be done with it

>>213168074
this is leebait isn't it

>>213168097
mental how there used to be real industry in London

friend of the world me not got a single enemy

What are ofcom's ultimate aims?

i am just completely dumbfounded as to how israel with all their knowledge of how people think, thought that his was the way to go

>>213168096
I don’t know what labubu is but Marx’s grave stone belongs at the bottom of the Thames. The courts would acquit you, just like they did with those Bristol people who did it

any good films to watch lads

my pronouns are he/him

>>213168144
get them fed
get them wanked

looks a tad bit too like me for my liking

>>213168174
They don't give a fucking shit what you think AND they're winning, so

>>213168165
if someone said this to me irl i'd punch them in the throat

>>213167892 (OP)
Blairite Values

>>213168184
cant think of one

>>213168174
Well you see, they just don't care. As long as the US turns a blind eye it's all hunky dory.

>>213168174
It's worked though?

>>213168180
t. gary

>>213168184
had Rear Window playing on the telly yesterday, brilliant film

>>213168174
Isn't their intelligence agency second to CIA or something? I guess when you got your head stuck up your ass you make mistakes.

was gonna get high tonight and eat 6000 calories but you know what that’s for weak people I don’t do that

>>213168062
Most of these checks don't seem to let you uplaod images

We're already in a civil war

>>213168184
yeah mate

only slept a few hours because mumfreak came and woke me up for absolutely no reason

[divisive opinion posted for the purpose of engagement]

>>213168174
Juice are arrogant psychopaths, that's well known.

>>213168210
*deflects the punch with a palm strike to your wrist, followed by sweeping your leg at the back of your knee, then as i take you down i elbowstrike your throat*

>>213168174
You need to start thinking like the Romans did (and the Jews hate the Romans for obvious reasons)

Europe has fallen. Too many swarthoids. Israel can’t rely on the goodwill they previously had from us as result of the holocaust. They need to destroy their enemies completely and quickly. In 20 years the so called Palestinians will be distant history, much like the Carthaginians are to us.

>>213168184
The Edge (1997)

lezzing off with my favourite body pillow

What's the big deal if they know what porn you wank to? You're an adult, you watch porn. I watch it too. I watch women who I find attractive have sex and while I'm watching them I feel aroused and stroke my willy and coom into a tissue.

If people want to live a life pretending they don't do this, and that other people don't do this, then crack on but it's a fantasy. Lads aren't sat at home self-improoooving staring at the bare walls until they get a crumb of pussy in real life. I watch porn and wank to it and that's that.

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour

bit tipsy now lads

[This post has been redacted under the Online Safety Act]

>>213168327
Yeah, the state would never use information like that against you.

>>213168327
tor sites haven't added age verification thankfully

>>213168039
GET OFF IT THEEEEEEEN
GET OFF THE FUCKING BUS

just been combo'd

if you notice this place suddenly get far shitter later its because im off to gfberg's place at around 7pm

>>213168234
Prime Grace Kelly begging for a good rogering and James Stewart more interested in watching his neighbour through binoculars. Was he autistic?

>>213168353
Use what information against me? That I wank to adult women having consensual sex?

>>213168327
can guarantee people would think less of me if they knew the genres and volumes of smut i watch

>>213168327
I believed this larp and wanked to porn everyday
Then I got with a woman and my willy went all soft

>>213168154
Mad how there were also well paid working class jobs and you'd get a council flat in zone 1 or 2 too

>>213168234
Hitchcock's best

>we must solve this israel-palestine situation!
>ok mr prime minister, what's the solution?
>we'll take all the palestinians out of palestine and push them into britain
and they DONT expect people to become conspiracy theorists when they hear this shit?

i thought they were going to make 4chan safer by rangebanning bongfags
this is not safe at all i am still in danger

>>213168327
>coom into a tissue.
Mr Moneybags over here

>>213168393
That's not what they'll say if you want you banged up and your life ruined. Are you unfamiliar with the tactics of communists?

>>213168409
Council flats are an inefficiency and shouldn’t exist

woke myself up laughing from my dream last night

>>213167999
there is something deeply disturbing about his looks cant really put my finger on what it is but he definitely looks like a freak

throw all the council flats to the bottom of the thames

any man in taken viagra when he doesn't have erectile dysfunction?
what's it like

>>213168444
alri mentallyderangedlad

based poppy

give all the council flats to footballers

>>213168439
I disagree.

This country ain't been right since WWII. We sent our best and brightest to die.

>yeah so the communist state wants age verification for porn so that third party private companies can have your data, but the state also has it somehow, so they can falsely accuse you of wanking to illegal stuff without evidence, even though they don't need your real browsing data for that, and arrest you
uh huh

>>213168465
he's gay

>>213168509
the whole two thousands of them

>>213168393
Today I watched a video of a woman smoke a cigarette, put the ash in a tied up man’s mouth and then pee into a cup and use a vibrator on the man’s penis and every time he was about to ejaculate she withdrew the vibrator and made him take a sip from the glass. When he finally ejaculated she made him drink his own fluids.

wanted to trim the grass today but I have a headache fucking hell it's like a jungle out there

>>213168541
t. gary

woke up this morning with three hours sleep, hungover to catberg screaming in my face to give him food and water and open the door to let him outside

>>213168481
Why do normoids think that "AI" is some kind of infallible god that never gets anything wrong?

It's just piecing together random bits of text it's scraped from all over the intent to arrange what seems like a plausible answer. There is no "knowledge" there.

>>213168306
>In 20 years the so called Palestinians will be distant history, much like the Carthaginians are to us.
Cromwell should have done this with the you-know-who

>>213168519
don't think he's, he's shagged more times than I've had warm meals

>>213168211
Correct. Blair used them to get the country to accept multiculturalism and mass immigration and enforced what they planned with the culture of fear by silencing anyone who spoke against it with smears of racism, bigotry, xenophobe etc

>>213168264
Yes a psychological one

>>213168509
WW1 did the most damage

>>213168571
the monarchy?

>>213168513
yeah you show that strawman

You get banned from Wetherspoon's if you have a Union Jack shirt on these days

>>213168476
yeah back in my speedwank days I used to take them as you can't get hard normally on speed.

they do work. I'd take 20mg tadalfil (generic cialis) and 100mg sildenafil (generic viagra), with the sildenafil split into 4 doses. These are heroic doses that you'd normally only take if you were like 90 years old, and also you're not meant to mix / stack them, however while on drugs it was necessary. Also you're not meant to take them on drugs but who cares.

rape everything that exists

>>213168573
>he's shagged more times than I've had warm meals
and every time he was begging for something else

you can all bluster and stumble to come up with some reason showing porn to kids is ok or even that adults need it but I think we all know which society will become stronger, calmer, greater and more powerful

Nick Griffin - our Leader!

>>213168567
based catberg

>>213168568
most people are totally clueless on the inner workings of AI

The Online Safety Act looms.

>>213168496
The market is far more efficient at allocating a scarce resource. Not even a racist but right now you have government imported savages living in zone 1 and 2 while kids who studied and worked hard are having to commute into their highly taxed jobs from zone 6, trying to evade phone snatchings by said savages. Those kids with jobs should be the ones living in zones 1 and 2

>>213168606
i bought these from dr fox and bite on them when i'm with a woman

>>213168509
mental how russia lost so many people there would probably be another 20-30 million of them if not for the world wars

might make my own Pemmican and just eat it every day

>>213168509
WW1 more than WW2.

Large chunks of the aristocracy (natural leaders) got wiped out. By WW2 Britain was entirely ruled by judeo-capitalism.

>>213168632
and you have a deep knowledge do you

>>213168641
the market has priced them out of zones 1 and 2 mate

>>213168622
Except the OSA doesn't just block porn, does it?

It also considers all of the following as "18+ content" and requires age verification to access them:
>content that promotes suicide, deliberate self-injury, and eating disorders; content that incites abuse or hatred against people based upon protected characteristics; bullying content; content that promotes violence or "depicts real or realistic serious violence against a person, an animal, or a fictional creature"; content that promotes challenges or stunts that are likely to cause serious injuries; content that encourages people to use harmful substances or substances in harmful quantities; content that shames people based on body type or physical features; and "content that promotes or romanticizes depression, hopelessness and despair."

>>213168631
i forgot to close the door to my bedroom and he capitalised on my mistake
little cunt

>>213168097
Well they shouldn't have.

Churchill was owned by zionist warmongers who wanted to destroy NS Germany ever since 30th January 1933.

smithers, who is this zogbot goyslave?

>>213168643
yeah that's where I get them too

not walking up to the 16 year old lass on the pharmacy till in Boots and asking for 2 boxes of pills to fix my floppy willy am I

Why does one get all soft with a woman when he wanks all day, what's different?

>>213168567
most responsible catberg owner

>>213168184
payback with mel gibson

>>213168641
>Those kids with jobs should be the ones living in zones 1 and 2
Agreed. But its unaffordable so the solution is state intervention

>>213168606
you notice any difference to your dick size? or your normal hardness?
or is the only value if you literally can't get it up?

>>213168713
dobergé

>>213168662
:)

>>213168636
probably the first thing stormer has done right since his landslide victory
>>213168655
i've never claimed this, i just happen to know that most of what it spits out can be easily challenged by domain experts and that the thinking isnt exactly done as people imagine

>>213168714
vaguely recall it coming out that this guy never actually served

not entirely surprising considering how mental he was. Also unfortunate gyno, should have reached for the arimidex.

Vigilante justice is already happening. Like Deathwish out there

Mary Quant (1930-2023), British fashion designer and fashion icon who was pivotal the 1960s London-based Mod and youth fashion movements

sir shit stain

Frankly my dear, I don't Riverdance. Give a damn.

>>213168714
If this dude was black they would have shot him. Fact

>>213168714
>roid rage + bubble gut + gyno
dunno why people bother injecting those chemicals

i pledge allegiance
to the fags
of muttshit wokebrittania
one gayshon under jews
with faggotry and woke for all

NEHmongs have been utterly BTFO in the past 48 hours.

>every single porn website forcing account registration and age verification for UK users
>reddit walling a ridiculous number of subs behind age verification, not just porn subs but even subs for alcoholism support or depression
>discord, twitter, bluesky, twitch all also requiring age verification
>twitter censoring footage of anti-immigrant protests for UK users due to the demands of the OSA
>ofcom investigation into 4chan well underway

Remember that you could have stopped all of this if you just listened 4 years ago.

>>213168734
>people with jobs can't afford homes so the solution is to take more tax money from people with jobs... and use that money to give the most expensive homes to people without jobs
ah yes, commie logic

Who's chubbier
Mousey or Spaino?

>>213168809
leftypol doing this every morning

If he can become a billionaire, so can i

>>213168811
>>every single porn website forcing account registration and age verification for UK users
not all

rarity

>>213168824
he's called spainlard for a reason

>>213168823
>and use that money to give the most expensive homes to people without jobs
he didn't say that though did he? retard

BLEACHED

>>213168824
reckon spaino got dat pawb ass

Small plates in London?

>>213168811
>Remember that you could have stopped all of this if you just listened 4 years ago.
how so? this legislation is supported by the tories and reform

>>213168745
I mean there were certainly reasonable periods of time during those speedwank sessions where my willy was hard, like something resembling a normal or strong erection.

I'm fairly certain that if you took them while not out your head on drugs that turn your willy into a bean that you'd be extremely hard.

>>213168886
la cucina, think that's shoreditch but it could be bexleyheath

>>213168852
Yes, all of them.

No, some dodgy fetish site hosted out of Belarus riddled with 1 gorillion viruses and pop-ups does not count as a legitimate porn site. Those will be geoblocked as soon as Ofcom gets wind of them anyway.

>>213168850
He was selling Tubular Bells out of his mum's fanny though so you're too late

>>213168871
OI WOT IF ME WOIF POO'D IN THE LOO?

I was genuinely looking forward to an imageboard without you fucks. Way to let me down.

conductor we have a problem

>>213168919
SAVE ME ONLINE SAFETY ACT

>>213168868
he said
and i quote
>right now you have government imported savages living in zone 1 and 2 while kids who studied and worked hard are having to commute into their highly taxed jobs from zone 6
not the language i would've used, but is he wrong?

so we’re all watching the Harry Potter show yeah

>>213168824
toby survives on two packets of poundland meatballs and one energy drink a day
he's a literal skeleton

>>213168928
no you weren't
you love them, you NEED them

>>213168919
erm i dont recall verifying my age in order to see this.

>>213168919
OFCOOOOOOOOOOM

omds

>>213168943
i might be convinced to watch it once joanne has fucked off for good

>>213168919
umm waiter, there's a woman next to my beef

>>213168943
Snape is rather more on the dark side in this than he is in the books and films

having a wee scromble to meself

>>213168943
day 1 pirate for sure yeah

so much stuff from the books had to be cut to squeeze the story into a reasonable feature-length time. Will be cool to see what they're able to include with room to breathe.

>>213168890
We currently have a petition to repeal the Online Safety Act which sits at 200,000 signatures. Just 2 days ago, it was at only 40,000.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903

The problem is this is too little, too late. But it's proof that it would have been possible to mobilise against the OSA before it became law.

We needed to stage a mass online campaign in 2021 and 2022 demanding the then-Tory government scrap the Online Safety Bill, with 4chan, Reddit, Twitter, Youtube, Twitch, every site you name it, working together. We needed a 200,000+ strong petition in 2022.

If we had done that, it might have been possible to convince the Tory government to drop it, especially if we had highlighted free speech concerns. When they were floundering in the polls, they would have done anything to get people back on board.

>>213168946
bet there's loads of lips and bumholes in these

>>213168974
unrealistic. a black man would never get bullied

>even twitter porn is filtered
cant be arsed

Brits be meeting in dingy pubs to buy porn on CDs and thumb drives like a cyberpunk story

>>213168939
he agreed that "Those kids with jobs should be the ones living in zones 1 and 2"
what he's saying is that without government intervention, neither the working class nor migrants would be able to live in zones 1 or 2, but currently the government primarily supports migrants and other dossers

do you reckon human comedy will ever top:
- a man wearing womens clothing
- a white fella thats painted his face black
ha!

Why are British women such ugly slags. I prefer the German tourists who make for a good fuck instead.

>petition

pressure release valve for mongs

>>213169005
twitter's mega easy to get around, just change your country to USA in your profile settings

fucking fart scrooming

>>213168989
Outside the Snape being a one of those it looks decent
I actually like the ‘90s visuals angle even if it’s a bit overdone as it fits the story

>>213169046
*rapes you apart*

>>213169002
>t. didn't go to school with black people

Black nerds and autists were some of the most mistreated people in my late-2000s London secondary school.

>>213169022
Poo funny

>>213168939
Not my post retard. I replied to him

>>213169011
might do this and become rich

>>213168657
There is no market, the state has the final say on all land and what can be built and where.

>>213168734
State intervention is what’s caused all of this. No new housing can get planning permission, they’ve enacted a green belt and they want to put the dregs of humanity in prime locations. Do you really think you’d ever be at the top of any council housing allocation policy?

>>213167892 (OP)
>British values
>It's a brown hand with globalist values written on it

>>213168908
Nope lol
Search more

harry potter's da canonically a racist in this new TV adaptation

it was right that Voldemort killed him

it is impossible to be an incel in the UK
the nation of shaggers

>>213169032
i assume german women just want to poo on you

>>213169069
yeah, sure

If you want to know how far the Overton Window has shifted, an illegal died crossing the Channel, and r/ukpolitics is basically saying he deserved it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1m9vtwe/man_dies_crossing_english_channel/

knock off nigel with his piss porn dvds

>>213169104
come here and see

>>213169092
Yes

*sits down at PC*
*flicks light off*
*engages VPN*

Yep, it's porn time

>>213169113
Seems like every male on the European continent is anti-immigrant

are daz on a mad one

Snape kills Dumbledore but it's prearranged so Snape makes Voldemort think he is more evil than he really is and Snape is the biggest hero in the books he dies staring into the eyes of a boy named Harry Potter and remembering his dead mum Lily Potter who Snape used to wank over woops spoiler alert

despite the cliche, I have never been asked by any doctor when I last had sex or how often I have sex

>>213169166
Good for him

>>213169178
Right cuz they knew the answer already

yeah I do technically have a "gf" but spiritually I'm still an incel

Sis and her friends welcoming an African refugee fresh off the boat

>>213169164
it's that awful Andrew Tate that's causing them to feel this way

if they stopped watching him and spent some time among these immigrants they'd come to appreciate them

pooroaring in a black niggers face

show us yer wizard dick ‘arry

Reform are the only party who have come out with clear and aggressive opposition to Keir Starmer's Online Safety Act.

If you care about individual freedom on the internet, vote Reform. Refuse to vote for parties which support dystopian China-style online censorship.

snape telling harry he should have been the next half-blood prince

playing some darktide

>>213169178
Its because they can smell youve never, so they need not ask

>>213169166
good lad, he did this twice btw
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13420857/britain-worst-employee-jailed-stealing-90k-bosses-previously-170k-prostitutes-cocaine.html

Krishnan Guru-Murthy

sun's out
sucking an elf bar (didn't have lost mary) in the park
we are so back

>>213169215
>Reform are the only party
Not true, I know for a fact that UKIP have as well. I'm sure others have. Why are you lying?

>>213169230
good bloke

>>213169137
can't, the bouncers at the entrance to britain incorporation won't let me in, they mumble something about brexit

>>213169215
leftypol wont like this one bit. he loves his censorship and oppression

>>213169178
i have when i was having my piss tested
he was like you might have an std and i was all ah well we can rule that out right away as you see i have never once in my life engaged in any kind of sexual act

>>213169174
dunno how Snape gets held up as this anti hero he was a giant creep and did it all for his oneitis, not out of integrity

just saw a freak sucking on an elf bar at the park

>>213169230
Lily Allen told him live on Channel 4 News that thousands died in Grenfell and he accepted it as fact

>>213169215
Reform-Homeland alliance

good on harry potter's mother
stocking to the pure white, sorcerers

>>213169215
they might get seats next GE but as it stands they are incompetent. Wouldn't help with anything

>>213169230
swear he works in the offie near me

mental elf bar

>>213169259
:)

>>213169275
sticking*

Hannah Ricketts would get it mate

>>213169224
>>213169178
At university I was told by several friends (both male and female) they thought I was a shagger (not in those exact terms), one of my mates even said he was "jealous" of me and used me as motivation to lose weight so he could pull more girls. Despite this, I am a lifelong kissless dateless virgin, whereas that mate had multiple GFs in my lifetime as well as casual sex with many girls.

Life simply doesn't make sense sometimes. You do everything right, and yet you still lose.

>>213169178
Went to have my balls checked a couple years ago cause one was swollen and they asked me if im sexually active and i said no
When the doctor left the room the nurse asked me “just in case you were uncomfortable, are you really not sexually active?” with a perplexed look on her face and seemed surprised when i still said no but she seemed to relent

what's something comfy and british I can watch?

>>213169174
He pretty much was evil. The only reason he stopped being evil was because Voldemort was about to kill his oneitis (who he never had sex with, I might add) and then he remained under Dumbledore's thumb for life under threat of being sent to prison. Had Voldemort not killed Lily it seems certain Snape would still be out there being an evil virgin.

cody are you sexually active dude

>>213169325
black books

>>213169325
Doc Martin

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t
trips no booze for an hour

>>213169308
you tried blokes? :3

>>213169215
Not trying to defend Labour but it was the Nadine Dorries and the rest of the conservative party who passed the law.

>>213169308
kissless is mental
did you not do anything for freshers?

>>213169325
Keeping Up Appearances

>>213169325
Doctors

>>213169325
It Happened Here

>>213169320
>When the doctor left the room the nurse asked me “just in case you were uncomfortable, are you really not sexually active?” with a perplexed look on her face and seemed surprised when i still said no but she seemed to relent
People like us are the forgotten ones. The blokes who look normal, or are perhaps even attractive, and yet receive zero romantic or sexual interest from any women.

Meanwhile you can walk outside and see fat men, balding men or midgets walking around with gorgeous women hanging on their arms. Life isn't fair.

>>213169325
League of Gentlemen series 1-3

>>213169325
last of the summer wine

>>213169264
pretty sure only women who want to have sex with alan rickman consider snape to be heroic

tried watching extras again didn’t realise how utterly shit it is lol

>>213169325
the saint

>>213169352
No, men are repulsive.

I was ALSO told by several people at uni that they thought I was gay, though. Have no idea why but it made me very upset.

>>213169355
>did you not do anything for freshers?
I did, but no women ever showed any signs of interest in me. I've gone my entire life without any girl having ever flirted with me, kissed me, or asked me on a date.

for some reason I peaked on my year abroad and was juggling like six girls
never really pulled in the UK

>>213169399
it's alright

>>213169320
>Lets see if we can change that ;)
That's all you had to do lad

>>213169399
Gervais is an acquired taste

>>213169308
it's good to regularly go to the gym for this reason. It offers a level of protection against perceived virginity. People think "there's no way someone like him could be a virgin"

it can break down if you're exposed to the same people for long enough periods of time though, such that they learn you're severely autistic and there's a real chance you may actually be a virgin despite mogging them all to death

>>213169325
Jack Hargreaves Out of Town and Old Country

>>213169412
you're the one who's supposed to ask them out mate

>>213169433
i like the office but i think everything else is shite

>>213169369
I suppose my problem is im pretty bad at small talk, have sometimes noticed that women who engage with me first lose interest pretty quickly when I immediately run out of things to say

>>213169325
Cadfael
Jonathan Creek
Sharpe
Hornblower

>>213169325
Fred Dibnah

>>213169320
she was offering to wank you off to relieve your swollen ball you bloody fool she would have wanked you off with her latex glove I can't believe you've done this

>>213169325
Garth meranghis dark place

>>213169412
did you do the clubbing larp at uni?
drunk uni girls will kiss anything that is young, above their eyeline and mildly good looking

>>213169325
guy martin

>>213169308
Have you actually tried?

>>213169493
>drunk uni girls will kiss anything that is young, above their eyeline and mildly good looking
lol this is the only way i got a kiss while at uni

>>213169325
the various Rick Stein travel shows

One Foot in the Grave

Spaced

*coof coof*
bad cold, nothing else

do people still watch panel shows

how much would you need to be paid to give this story to the tabloids?
i'd need £30k minimum

>>213169412
Are you autistic? Maybe some girls were interested but it was too subtle for you to notice.

And then maybe word got around that you hadn't been with anybody and assumed you were gay for that reason

mental how there are people doing hard drugs right now

>>213169562
never watched them outside of the buzzcocks

>>213169521
I did this with a girl during freshers, she gave me her socials after we kissed then left
turns out she had 5k insta followers and was a model
Lol imagine if she knew who I was

>>213169562
>IS IT A DOLPHIN IN A BATHTUB?

>>213169561
spoilers mate, can't post that.

>>213169561
>>213169581
explain

never did anything for freshers because I had no clue what I was supposed to do
what? go to loud nightclubs and stand around like an awkward twat doing nothing? fuck that shite

fucking get it made we're all sat here

every time i see a rulebreaking post i say "um" out loud

new NOOOOOOOW

>>213169691
me when the new is too early

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