Thread 213169736

FUCK YOU EDISH

poo smells

>>213169436
>it's good to regularly go to the gym for this reason. It offers a level of protection against perceived virginity. People think "there's no way someone like him could be a virgin"
I never went to the gym, I just stayed slim and dressed well and groomed myself well, and tried to be as sociable as possible. Joined lots of societies, made myself well-known, improved my speaking skills, etc.

That was enough to get people to just "assume" that I was a shagger. The funny thing about this country is that people treat adult virgins like they can't even exist. When I confessed to female friends that I was a kissless dateless virgin, they just looked at me confused or even accused me of lying for attention. One girl even offered to teach me how to kiss, but I was too shy and couldn't do it.

I honestly feel I'd rather be some kind of ugly demented leper, at least then I would have a reason why I'm a KDV. Being a normal-looking guy and STILL getting zero interest from women is torture. It feels like being cursed by God.

>>213169456
I can't ask out women if they show zero signs of interest in me beforehand. I don't want girls to think I'm some kind of perverted, lecherous creep who just goes around aggressively approaching women.

>>213169519
Yes, spent my whole teenage years and early 20s relentlessly improving myself and putting myself out there socially at every opportunity. Met literally hundreds if not thousands of single women. Not a single one ever expressed romantic interest in me.

>>213169493
Went to clubs literally hundreds of times. No woman ever tried to kiss me.

>>213169325
men behaving badly

>>213169783
>KDV
Kissless dateless virgin? Lad, ask a girl out.

>>213169780
now do nigel slater

>>213169783
Yeah I feel the same
I'm good looking, decent height
Was asked by girl at uni if i'm on hinge/tinder, when I said no she was shocked
Truth is i've been on the apps and it was a humiliation ritual
Girls just don't understand how hard it is to get a gf as a guy

>>213169833
How can I ask a girl out if zero girls show romantic interest in me?

I only ever tried asking out girls on two occasions. Once when I was 16, once when I was 17. Got brutally rejected both times. After that I learned to only pursue women who show clear and obvious signs of romantic interest in me.

>>213169780
>Despite being in the remotest village in outer Mongolia, look who was randomly walking past and not on a paid for holiday by the tax payers on the BBC's expense account, my son JACK.!

>>213169849
that ponce pisses me right off

Can't stop farting lads
Like human whoopee cushion I am

>>213169783
nigga getting offered kissing training think he get no female attention :skull:

People who don't know me well seem to think I'm some sort of shagger

My close mates know what an unlovable freak I am though

love how frequently AI is wrong

if jeets are flooding western countries because it's easier to compete with white people, as they keep posting everywhere, it's pretty interesting that tested IQ in western countries is decreasing as they file in

>>213169865
You probably don't have many friends
Girls are interested in guys through mutual connections

>>213169783
>One girl even offered to teach me how to kiss, but I was too shy and couldn't do it.
I genuinely think you should go fuck an prozzie. You're clearly over thinking it

>>213169903
>I love that too! That's a great observation—let's unpack it:

arghhhh shut the fuck up you stupid machine

if I'm about to start my phd can I still do freshers and kiss 18 year olds?

>>213169863
>Truth is i've been on the apps and it was a humiliation ritual
I tried the apps and actually got a really good number of matches, but was too scared to do anything.

A couple girls even messaged me first and I blanked them because I was terrified of saying something "boring" in response.

The pressure to be witty, funny and charismatic on dating apps is overwhelming. I really, really, really don't want women to think that I'm boring, so I get analysis paralysis and just don't send anything.

When I was 23 I managed for once to actually have conversations with about 4 girls on Tinder. One literally asked me on a date herself but I was too scared. The other I half-heartedly tried to arrange a date with but ended up ghosting her because I was too scared.

>>213169885
ktim, the people who think I'm a shagger couldn't be more wrong

>>213169783
you thought about getting a clue?

>>213169876

Lay on your back.
Grab your knees or feet.
“Crouch” on your back and let it all out.

>>213169931
I dont know, can you?

woke wants to ban this

>>213169783
>One girl even offered to teach me how to kiss
>STILL getting zero interest from women
you're just retarded

>>213169909
Jeets get tech jobs just because of numbers
Cause there's so many there's a pretty good one will fit a job description to the letter

>it is now the 26th of july 2025 and 4chan is still accessible in the united kingdom
online safety act nonce proven wrong once again lol

>>213169736 (OP)
You tricked all of 4chan you little shits. But I am glad you are still here. God shave the queen (king)

>>213169967
thats a fucked up looking otter

>>213169931
Hypothetically sure
But you weren't doing that before so you're not going to start now are you
Just stick to being smelly and weird

>>213169966
also don't know, hence the question

>>213169919
I mean, I did have lots of friends in sixth form and uni, including women. Still got zero romantic interest though.

>>213169880
It was offered out of pity, not genuine interest. The girl who offered never once flirted with me or said anything that implied she saw me as a potential partner. Also, I was terrified that I would kiss her wrong and she would think I'm pathetic.

>>213169924
Can't really do that. Most women say they would refuse to date a man who ever hired a prostitute. It's a deal-breaker for them. And I refuse to lie about it either.

But even if I DID hire a prostitute, I would still be utterly terrified. I'd be worried about doing sex wrong and her thinking I'm pathetic.

>>213169935
>The pressure to be witty, funny and charismatic on dating apps is overwhelming
You're overthinking it.
You got offered a date, just go to it, there's nothing to lose. If you are nervous, have a few drinks beforehand.

>>213169987
I didn't do it because I thought it would be good if I didn't drink but recently I've been thinking that I should start drinking

>/brit/ made a big hubbub about Ozzy Osbourne dying
>/brit/ made a big hubbub about Hulk Hogan dying
>/brit/ barely even noticed Chuck Mangione died

WHY is /brit/ full of Chuck Mangione haters?

Izza scorcher today lads

>>213170022
who

>>213169977
Disgusting terf

>chilling in the park with my doritoes and dip
>hornet buzzes towards me
>flies straight into my dip
>gets stuck and dies
What the fuck

Can we post naked ladies here?

>>213170028
he made a good song in the 80s

>>213170022
compare the length of his wikipedia page to that of the other two

>>213170022
>Chuck Mangione
literally who?

>>213170009
>You got offered a date, just go to it, there's nothing to lose. If you are nervous, have a few drinks beforehand.
There's everything to lose. If I'm boring on the date, she will judge me and think I'm pathetic. If I end up kissing her but do it wrong, she'll think I'm pathetic. If, by some magic, I end up in the bedroom with her, I will freeze with anxiety from not knowing what to do, and she'll think I'm pathetic.

I simply can't live with the idea of a woman privately thinking in her head about me: "Ugh, Anon is such a creepy weirdo! He's such an anxious virgin! It's gross!" I can't deal with being judged by women.

>>213169903
total AI death

garlic and chips

>>213170058
>>213170028
you ever watch King of the Hill?
Don't tell me you've never heard this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dg8vRDM68&ab_channel=NeoFunkyman1

lads if I've gone 22 years of my life without drinking alcohol should I start now?

>>213170041
you mean chuck norris?

I went back to uni at 21 and no one knew I was 21, people were genuinely taken aback that I wasn't 17/18 like everyone else when I told them. It's weird how in both my mind and their minds at that time there was this huge gap between 18 and 21, like we both thought it would be obvious to the other.

Now a 32 year old unc I reckon the best I could do is guess whether someone is in their teens, 20s or over 30. Couldn't separate an 18 year old from a 21 year old for dear life.

>>213170097
yes

>>213170097
Yea bro go ahead.

>>213170094
>you ever watch King of the Hill?
>Don't tell me you've never heard this song
No I'm not a boomer

>>213170092
y'can fucking smell it

>R*CIST!
rorke's been done

>I can't deal with being judged by women.
you're being judged by every woman that sees you
the mad thing is, some are thinking they'd like to fuck you

>>213170036
it was spanish salsa dip and he was a british wasp

>>213170069
Go figure how many lads like you have come here and said the exact same shite over and over
Idk nigga, maybe get a clue? Maybe get a job? Maybe get a life?

>>213170112
as if there's a difference any real difference between 18 and 21 year old physically

20 and 30, now you're talking

>>213169935
>One literally asked me on a date herself but I was too scared.
are you the same anon who said they've never been asked on a date or have any women show interest in you?

don't care
still voting Jezza
still joining Your Party
still spitting on Sir Kid Starver
still shitting on Reform and the Torie
alri?

>>213170036
>hornet
FOY

lidl need to stock roo steaks again

>>213170097
Alcohol is poison better staying off of it

>>213170122
>>213170127
OK will do
might even have gay sex while I'm at it aha

>>213170170
yeah but it's weird you don't internalise that when you're 18/21

though maybe other 21 year olds had already learned that and it was just me who didn't because I spent the years 18-21 sat alone in my bedroom while they were out mingling with other 18-25 year olds, shagging and such

>>213170005
>Most women say they would refuse to date a man who ever hired a prostitute. It's a deal-breaker for them. And I refuse to lie about it either.
You are your worst enemy

>>213170186
>>still joining Your Party
you're joining reform? nice one mate

>>213170097
Unironically yeah, helps you feel less shit about life

fartpoo magee is the name

>>213170005
Anon you seem quite honest and caring. Women like that and a good woman will help you take the first steps in a relationship.

Next time you meet someone nice give it a go and try not to worry too much, because that's what's really holding you back here.

If you get rejected then so be it. Rejection is part of life. Pick yourself up and try again.

>>213170036
He died a hero's death

The sun is truly scorching today
Had to hide from it

went to china and they were all speaking some foreign language
couldnt believe it

>>213170195
>>213170205
too late mate aha

>>213170216
was thinking of using it for socialising

go ~12 months without drinking then decide to get a few ciders or a bottle of wine in one weekend, have a great time getting drunk and shitposting here, do the same again the next weekend, it's alright, do it a third time and then think nah man this ain't it then I chuck it for another 12 months

>China's censorship is there for good reason, ultimately majority of Chinese people trust CCP for their greater national interest, look their economic growth for the past 30 years, they built their own big tech and online retail companies as opposed to relying on American services, and they are now challenging USA as hegemonic military power.

>What do UK citizens get in exchange for its governments move towards this style of censorship?

Quote from r/ukpolitics.

>>213170144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

>>213170036
getting lost in the sauce

>>213170253
the gall of them!

>>213169783
I knew a guy like this tbf
after uni he just got over it and started shagging via apps

I'm a sensitive young man and so I will die alone and be buried in an unmarked grave at a funeral attended by no one. That's just how it is for men like me. It's better this way. Better for everyone.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903

200k now

>>213170144
>some are thinking they'd like to fuck you
i dont believe you

Tracksuit and a ponytail
You hide the body all that yoga gave you
Red wine and a ginger ale
But you would make fun of me, for sure

I was thinkin' about who you are
Your delicate point of view, I
Was thinkin' about you
I'm not worried about where you are
Or who you will go home to, I'm
Just thinkin' about you

>>213170314
keith won't do anything

>>213170281
>they are now challenging USA as hegemonic military power
hahahaha

>>213170097
booze is British culture

>>213170309
Is this a Morrissey song?

>28 years old
>Receding hairline
>Missed out on normal teenage/twenties experience
>Skinnyfat wageslave
That's it. No more dossing around. The comeback begins today or possibly tomorrow.

>>213169783
How old are you?
If I was a virgin I wouldn't start worrying until my late twenties

>>213170314
How many UK petitions that have reached the threshhold and gone to debate have enacted meaningful change as defined by the petition's stated goals? Surely that's got to be up there in numbers too right? Maybe 200k for that as well haha!

oh wait it's a bit lower than that it's 0 (zero). You keep filling out your petitions though you fucking worm. You'll do nothing and you'll do as you're told. You've got nothing.

>>213170360
ktim but 29

>>213170364
47

Poley posted a photo of his Passport so I am using that to get around ID checks

>>213170348
yeah but I thought when I was younger that all my family members drunk too much and that it caused too much upset so I wouldn't bother with it

>>213170360
fuck yeah, maybe i'll start next week

>>213170309
I'm going to be cremated. I dont want some arsehole archeologist digging up my bones in a thousand years.

>>213170309
me too
not bothered really

>>213170360
haha yes lad get in

>>213170386
77th brigade demoralisation unit has arrived

>>213170315
depending on how you look, there might be a lot, or just a few
but you look at women and think the same thing, right?
women have a sex drive too
it's not socially acceptable for them to display their lust in most circumstances, but it's there just like yours is
don't forget: under all those clothes is a red hot fanny and they know you know it

>>213170347
China would win a war for Taiwan.

>>213170144
tu ne représenteras jamais un rêve érotique de jeune fille

my post got lot of replies so i'm happy

>>213170005
You should have kissed the girl who offered to kiss you, lad

>>213169865
Okay here's a plan:

1. Find social events where there might be women of your age. Maybe you have some work colleagues you can go to the pub with. If not then just try to find some real world meet ups, perhaps based on things you're interested in. E.g. let's say you like Harry Potter - then find a Harry Potter meet up group. Or let's say you like hiking - then find a hiking group to meet up with. You might find meet up groups on Reddit or other websites.

2. Attend the social events. Just try and make friends with people there, male and female.

3. If there's a woman who you think is pretty cool, talk to her. If you hit it off, ask if you can add her on social media, or for her phone number, or whatever. Then you might end up texting. If you get rejected, whatever. It's better to try and get rejected than never try at all. If you keep trying you will get somewhere.

There. Simple.

>>213170360
>>213170426
No, you begin NOW

decided to leave every reddit sub that i interact with women on. i hate women and dont want to converse with them in any way.

any himedanshi man in

Is this real?

There's no privacy in London. You don't get an ounce of peace in this City.

>>213170513
...yh

/brit/ forever

>>213170433
why does uncle june have his shirt off?

>>213170036
Fat fucking cunt

everyone at these hiking groups is a fucking specimen that's why I keep posting this image

stop recommending hiking groups and walking groups for friendless adult spackers jesus christ no one wants to be around these people they're dead weight you do not want these people as your friends you want normal people and normal people do not attend MeetUp.com hiking groups with complete strangers who have no one else but their well-meaing mums in their lives

In my view, the unintended consequence of this legislation will be to push people towards stronger digital security and widespread VPN use. But in doing so, the state will find it increasingly difficult to monitor internet activity and will push back against this loss of access.

The next logical step for this government will be to restrict or ban private VPN use. Without doing so, the legislation collapses under its own weight and public backlash will follow once the media starts a campaign saying that Government has failed to “protect the children.”

Mark my words: the next campaign will be either to prohibit VPN use outside of business contexts, or to force Ofcom access to VPN backdoors, or to mandate that all VPNs hold usage logs that Ofcom can demand, in an attempt to monitor and restrict underage access to so-called harmful content.

Once it is clear this legislation has failed - I don’t see this government stepping back, they’ll just take further steps forward to continue their interference with the civil liberties of the citizens of the UK, and erode the privacy of everyone in the UK under the guise of “protecting the children”.

>>213170094
>you ever watch King of the Hill?

Do I look like a yank to you?

>>213170580
why do their heads look like that though

>>213170480
>you will never represent a young girl's erotic dream
this could've hurt my feelings if i didn't know it was untrue
i had two girlfriends at once when i was in school
one (the fit one) approached me and said "you can go out with me if you also go out my friend (the not so fit one)
i was extremely cute and handsome and athletic until i hit about 38

>>213170580
They look like normies to me.

What's the point of even making an effort if you missed out on the greatest years of your life? So you can be 40 years old and suffer slightly less?

It would probably make the suffering feel worse to know that if I somehow managed to salvage something out of my life to know that I was even capable of achieving something.

Anyway, it's out of my hands now. I surrender myself to the Lord. Whatever He has in store for me is enough.

>>213170501
maybe tomorrow if i feel like it. i'm tired today boss

Ask a former communist who is now a National Socialist anything.

>>213170580
you've got to realise what achievable looks like

>>213170580
They look like had a fun time, good for them.

>>213170625
reckon you're too far gone if you really think that

>>213170347
Leave the mooses alone

>>213170580
lad in the yellow coat looks a good lad

>>213170580
I really like hiking groups. It's the only social interaction I get. These people all look like people I'd get on with.
I'm such a fucking loser lol

>>213170580
I mog them physically. They dominate me into submission socially.

>>213170633
Do you remember your first blowjob?

Granberg just asked me to sort out her bed for her
She's fucking projectile sharted all over the bed.
No thanks mate. Looking into homes for her the now.

>>213170633
what do you think you'll believe in after you hit puberty?

Did the mongoloids at labour really put ID verification on any website that might even have a slight chance of having a dreaded boob on it? Who the fuck was asking for this retarded ass policy? Jesus, this country is so fucked. We have to choose between ineffective twats in labour and drooling incompetent council estate morons at reform. I need to get out of here as soon as possible.

>>213170673
have you fucked any girls in tents?

>>213170682
its because you say shit like this

>>213170433
Who makes these? This is bullshit, if you drew this or believe in it, might as well kill yourself why not? Yeah, human society is not the army, and who decudes what are the "developmental social milestones"? Fucking live your life you bitter waste.

>>213170660
t. gary

>>213170682
read how to win friends and influence people
it could change your life

>>213170701
The problem is that I wouldn't say much of anything. I never learnt how to break the ice, form a bond or do small talk.

>>213170700
No, I'm a proper loser now I think about it. Our hiking group has a much lower share of girls than this one, maybe we have a quarter. I look like bluecoatlad.

>>213170480
And how do you know what erotic dreams the young girls have?

>>213170699
it's not about porn

>>213170673
Nah youre a good lad. The anon that posted it seething never leaves his bedroom and thinks taking the piss out of people who actually go out and enjoy themselves will compensate for him being a boring cunt.

The British state is focusing its censorship online but given how hollow its physical presence is, there's no reason things like newspapers can't make a comeback to spread dissent

>>213170651
Well yeah im too far gone, but looking at that group they are just typical dorky university students, run of the mill normoids.

>>213170580
They look fine, stop being a cunt

>>213170673
If you think you're a loser then do things which you think would be cool. E.g. learn to play guitar, or go to the gym, or whatever.

>>213170743
>I never learnt how to break the ice, form a bond or do small talk.
see >>213170735
eye contact
smile
(genuine) compliment
ask them about themselves
get them talking about something they love talking about
putty in your hands

>>213170747
are they all bf havers/married? in my sports group every woman is already taken

>>213170747
Get a haircut and shave the goatee

>>213170580
lads in the blue and yellow jackets look rather nornal, everyone else looks like they have some form of autism
i look far grimmer than any of them

Online Safety Chad rightly pointed out there was no substantial campaign against this law until recently.

Shows how different the Internet is now. Remember the protests in the 2000s and early 2010s?

Did all those advocates of privacy just give up?

>>213170799
I'll give it a try.

>>213170691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-hhWUywXgU

>>213170585
It's a good syllogism you present here. We take it into account and see how it develops and how and if any workers' action/counteraction develops

>>213170810
the government could get 1m signatures on a "dont ban white men" petition and they'd still steamroll it through, probably executing every one as the law didnt go far enough

The hiking group joined. A clue gained.

>>213170782
I just like going on the hikes and talking to people. It feels like I have lots of friends and we are all doing something together.

>>213170801
yeah mostly

>>213170724
It's not controversial to say that you are locked out of having the normal university experience of living in halls, going on nights out, shagging, coming of age among your peers and finding your way in life if you finally decided to get it together age 35 and went back as a mature student.

I'm sorry to say, that experience is no longer available to you (or me). That's not to say you cannot have good experiences now or in the future, but it is objectively correct to say that you cannot have that particular experience as a 35 year old unc who decided 15 years later to get his head in the game.

Whether you like it or not, you're always ageing and people will respond to you differently based on your age, whether or not you agree this is fair. Again, be the best you can be for sure but be real: there are such things as developmental milestones you are permanently locked out of past certain points in your life.

>>213170810
this isn't america nobody cares about freedom

>>213170185
Yes.

>>213170212
How so?

>>213170241
I can't. I literally need a woman to make the first move with me at every step. I need a girl who will teach me how to date, how to kiss, how to have sex.

>>213170295
Then he wasn't like me. I have a crippling fear that honestly feels like it'd make it impossible for me to ever make a move on a woman.

>>213170364
29 now.

>>213170810
more like the govt realised it can just ignore everyone. technology has gotten so sophisticated that they can arrest anyone at these protests

>>213170691
kek, ungrateful bastard

If you lads want to make friends just go down the pub when the football is on with some cocaine and blatantly do it in the toilet cubicle and then go outside and smoke a fat spliff.

Youll have friends in no time.

in A.D. 2101 war was beginning

It's about narrative control.

>>213170874
not really interested in old boomers and alcoholics

>>213170854
Lie to women. Fuck prostitutes. Simple as.

>>213170868
She's never cleaned up my shite

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t

>>213170893
sybau nigga

>>213170860
They can't though.

>>213170874
great advice dickhead

>>213170769
I wish this comes true, but can't see it happening unless it's guerilla publications (which would be even more awesome).

>>213170845
Shut the fuck up already and start living while you're alive.

odds heroin
evens also heroin
dubs twice as much heroin

>>213170911
Brown ZOGserf

what do lads in the pub who actually need a jobby do? Just hold it in until they get home or what?

went into Wells today, very nice town, shame about all the indians milling about and chucking pastry at swans

>>213170495
>You should have kissed the girl who offered to kiss you, lad
Maybe. But I was too terrified of doing it wrong. She also made the offer while two male friends of mine were also in the room, which was awkward. I wasn't gonna do it with an audience.

>>213170495
>Okay here's a plan:
Already did all of those steps except the asking out a girl thing.

I cannot ask someone out unless she expresses clear interest in me first. I just can't. There are too many potential consequences.

>>213170904
I can't. I wouldn't feel comfortable lying.

Also, you failed to address my earlier point, which is that I would be just as nervous - if not MORE so - having relations with an escort than with an everyday woman.

The thought of hiring a woman to have sex with me and then she goes on to one of those sex-workers forums and writes a post about "some horrible pathetic virgin i was forced to shag" sends bone-chilling shivers down my spine.

>>213170901
>>213170941
ngmi

remember when a girl told me to come over and she'll kiss me but i thought she was making fun of me so i ignored her

>>213170144
Where did you find this gif?

>>213170942
>Shut the fuck up already and start living while you're alive.

So you have no response to what I said besides swearing and repeating a point I made. Your concession is accepted, the conversation is now over.

Why haven't you read the Turner Diaries?

>>213170959
I'd just hold it in and go home early but I've never been invited to the pub so never had that problem

Wish we had politicians like him today

>>213170962
>I would be just as nervous
Have a couple of drinks and youll be fine.

>The thought of hiring a woman to have sex with me and then she goes on to one of those sex-workers forums and writes a post about "some horrible pathetic virgin i was forced to shag" sends bone-chilling shivers down my spine.
lmfao

right that's it
neighbours have been at the circular saw or what ever that is all day
i'm closing the window
flat's gonna stink of cig smoke but i've had enough of the racket

You lads fancy a spot of chicken?

>>213170988
I went to a girl's house when I was 16 after we'd been texting for some time after she invited me over.

We watched 'The Beach' with Leonardo DiCaprio but just sat in silence the whole time then when it was done I said my goodbyes, got up and left and got the train home. Then later she texted me saying she wasn't interested.

That was 14 years ago now and I'm still a virgin. I don't get it; I don't know what I was meant to do. "Make a move bro" doesn't mean anything to me, I don't understand.

>>213170998
>Read
Fuck off nerd

>>213170990
can't remember, it was about 10 years ago

how to get rid of bum smell from sofa

Mr bean. Funny

>>213171010
Antiworker alcoholic parasite worm, I spit on his grave. You know E.A.M. almost bombed him to Narnia and back when he was visiting Athens during the civil war right? And the hotel he was staying was called, and is still called, Grant Bretagne. Hate the fucking fat cunt.

>>213171026
i was a party when i was 19 and this girl straight up told me we should have sex and i just laughed like an aspie and ignored her

>>213171010
leftypol would get them canceled

>>213169780
I'm sure I remember him saying he got up to some buggery in australia

>>213171036
Sniff it

>>213171045
>>213171026

Yeah, had millions of those incidents. Eventually you'll balance.

>>213170962
Get it together lad. Seriously.
Is your willy small or something?

Make money. Start living a reckless life filled with cocaine, booze and gambling. You'll be swatting off the women like flies.

looking at potential running routes for my trip next week
vast swathes of the city just with no people running there
wonder why that is
is it where the you know whats are

>>213170854
sounds like even if some woman offered to 'teach' you everything (no one will) you'd still say no again

>>213171010
Drunk warmonger?

poo gromiting

>>213171014
>Have a couple of drinks and youll be fine.
No, I won't. Alcohol doesn't do anything to ease my fear of women.

Tried that a million times in uni. Would binge-drink to excess in the hopes it would give me some liquid courage. And every single night I'd end up in the same position, seeing every other guy get girls without even trying, while all the girls just treated me completely platonically.

I remember one time at a house party I started chatting up this really cute girl. I honestly thought she was flirting with me. My friend pulled me aside at one point and tried to encourage me, "Just go for it dude, she's CLEARLY into you!" Then I went back and 5 minutes later into the convo, the girl just randomly blurts out to me that she "has a boyfriend" and "nothing will happen between us". I felt so humiliated I just stood up silently, calmly left the party and walked 30 minutes home by myself at 2am. I still remember it as one of the single worst moments of my life.

>>The thought of hiring a woman to have sex with me and then she goes on to one of those sex-workers forums and writes a post about "some horrible pathetic virgin i was forced to shag" sends bone-chilling shivers down my spine.
>lmfao
Why do you laugh? It could happen.

Would Mousey have loved this edition? I say.. YES..

>>213171082
>Is your willy small or something?
10cm is average right?

i think this "sensitive lad" has actually been radicalised online by "alpha males" and 4chan incels to hate women but he forgot about the part where you're still supposed to want to have sex with them

I can't wait till this thread stops being made with the British ISP bans

>>213171095
Is that Los Angeles?

>>213171137
...nh

>>213170803
I look like the blue jacket lad and maybe autistic and hiking is my only way of having friends.

>>213171131
I think you've been radicalised into shagging mooses.

>>213171095
Start at Matin Luther King Boulevard and finish at Malcolm X Avenue

>>213171095
Wonder if it was always like this
Did people avoid the exclaves that existed 20 years ago when they were far smaller like this or has this tendency developed over time
I'm a zoomer so I dont remember this you see

>>213171079
I'm 30 years old lad when will it be my time to balance I'm still out of balance my willy has still never entered a vagina

>>213171095
why are you going to san diego, california, united states of america?

>>213171045
I was literally in a taxi home after pulling a girl on a night out but must have given her the massive ick half way through the journey as she asked to get left off at hers instead (without me)
Was so fucking close to finally sealing the deal it still hurts

>>213171131
once you get old enough and your test drops you stop wanting sex

Leftypol doing mental gymnastics as to why this happens and why it isnt pedo gangs and terrorism

>>213171026
did you not find her attractive? not want to kiss her?

>>213171108
>Why do you laugh? It could happen.
So what, who cares what a prozzie thinks?

The next Hitler will be a millennial born in the early 1990s. I have seen it.

>>213171108
Go to smoking areas at busy bars, pubs, clubs
Cigs are cheap, drunk birds love them
Strike up conversation, they will want to shag in no time

>>213171137
not t hat anon but i reckon it's nyc
east village
little italy
sherman heights
i think i recognise these from movies and the tv show friends

what are you retards doing

>>213171176
how did you pull her in the first place and what did you do in the taxi

This lads posts unironically read like Elliott Rogers

>>213171207
Golf course tho?

>>213171026
In sixth form I knew a girl who would text me every single day, would come running up to me in the hallways practically screaming with excitement when she saw me, and when I forgot to message her for 2 days once she told me she "really worries when I don't text her".

I asked her out and she immediately told me that "You're attractive, but I have zero interest in dating you."

Things like that have given me huge issues knowing how to determine if a woman is interested in me or not.

>>213171082
Nope, average size.

I'm more worried about just literally not knowing how to have sex. Not knowing how to move my body or at what speed, or where to touch, etc. I am an extremely clumsy person and I fear I'd do something retarded like slipping and ending up with my dick in the girl's bellybutton or some shit.

>>213171201
He's already 30 then
Shouldn't he be getting a wriggle on lazy cunt

>>213171154
nothing wrong with that, good for you

>>213171216
i am drinking coors

>>213171216
im not allowed to tell you

29 year old kissless handholdless virgin, me.

Gave up hope of ever having sex years ago.

I will attain wizardhood next year. I have moved beyond the need for w*men. I have attained a level of power unimaginable.

>>213171199
I care very deeply what women think about me. A prostitute is still a woman.

>>213171202
Did that literally 1000s of times in my life. I don't smoke, but a lot of my friends did, and I'd accompany them into smoking areas. Never had any woman in one of those areas express interest in me.

>>213171198
I did yeah but there must have been something inhibiting me, some autism of some kind. So I just sat there in silence the whole time. She probably got dressed up and all that for me coming over. I really am a despicable cretin.

I'm not even any better now I'm still a fucking weird loser, she dodged a bullet.

>>213171216
>why are you wearing two hard hats? we dont do that IN GERMANY

>>213171270
grim innit

>>213171044
>>213171102
Awful terminally online right wing posts

As of today /brit/ is an anti-alcohol general.

>>213171236
well spotted

>>213171244
Hitler didn't even found the NSDAP until he was 30 (February 1920).

He didn't become Chancellor until he was 43.

>>213171239
>text me every single day, would come running up to me in the hallways practically screaming with excitement when she saw me, and when I forgot to message her for 2 days once she told me she "really worries when I don't text her".
>I asked her out and she immediately told me that "You're attractive, but I have zero interest in dating you."
She was playing mind games. You cut contact with her immediately right?!

>>213170433
i had a bananer in there

>>213171318
inspirational........

sir bastard of borington

all the friends in friends were always having sex is that what you do with friends

better have summat to eat i reckon

>>213171239
She played you like a fiddle mate. She had no intention of dating from the start.

>>213171207
>>213171172
>>213171137
its san diego

>>213171318
woah hes just like me (26 and achieved nothing)

>>213170347
hegemonic power means America has the ability to decide foreign affairs the world over.
this works against small countries where the CIA and American banking keep governments favourable to American corporate interests.
but China is not just resistant to direct American intervention. it is also competing with American influence in minor countries.

>>213171300
no it's not

odds beer
evens wine
dubs g&t

>>213171273
>I care very deeply what women think about me.
That's your problem. You need to get over it

>>213171343
wouldn't know mate

>>213171328
>She was playing mind games. You cut contact with her immediately right?!
No, I spent a further year of my life trying to win her over because I thought the fact she said I was attractive meant it would be eventually possible.

I was 17 and very dumb.

>>213171227
she just approached me randomly in the bar near the end of the night and was all over me
No idea what i mightve said or done to put her off tbqh but obviously something turned her off

Honestly love reading Hitler's Table Talks.

The way he drilled his views into people is very persuasive.

>>213171201
Maybe the next Hitler is me? Probably not though, im not very political.

>>213171366
he was a construction worker that would spend his lunchtimes with ne drinking milk
proper incel behaviour

>>213169736 (OP)
Ok

Watching a 4'7" JAV whore get ravaged by black fellas

History is filled with losers who come out of nowhere to achieve greatness. Never give up.

anyone remember the "got the dhoop cones on nag champa" poster?

>>213171374
No. I can't. In my view there are few things worse in this world than being negatively judged by a woman.

>>213171328
Are you deranged? A girl like that is the best wingman you could possibly have, she'll be constantly setting you up with girls she knows

Was just thinking that no matter what I do I will always be seen as an autistic loser even by you lot.

Good evening and welcome to Table Talk, I'm your host Adolf Hitler

open the facking pubs

>>213171420
Imagine a Hitler podcast
KINO

Nigger

>>213171376
Yeah. Lesson learned at least.

>>213171426
ancien gimmique

>>213171420
Tonight we have accomplished talk-radio host Jeremy Kyle, some random Twitter poster, and music from Skrewdriver

>>213171417
yh I was about to start drinking but then thought I shouldn't
it gives me a way to feel better than socially capable people (I can look down on them because they drink)

rate the hairdo

>>213171095
easier to run a long stretch of pavement than wait to cross 20 blocks

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>213171396
Find the greatness within you

Why do boomers love those auditing videos, dad just tried showing me one and I told him to fuck off and called him a loser

>>213171412
What was your relationship with your mother like?

>>213171414
You're genuinely retarded. She would get jealous once you give attention to other girls and sabotage you.

>>213171372
Fuck off you grim alkie cunt

>>213171440
neil young would take his music off spotify again

>>213171486
Really good actually.

Wanked 4 times today, and shat 9 times

>>213171478
:3

Just finished off my 16th poo of the day
Might go for 20 today

>>213171491
grim? yes
alkie? yes
cunt? yes
fuck off...? make me

>>213171485
:(

>>213171506
Cop out deflection answer. When you're ready to open up, we'll talk. This process will only work if you're willing to engage with it.

>>213171452
Not even close to ancient

>>213171414
>Are you deranged? A girl like that is the best wingman you could possibly have, she'll be constantly setting you up with girls she knows
Not for me she wasn't.

In fact, no female friend of mine has EVER tried to set me up with another girl. I always took that as a sign that they think I'm romantically/sexually repulsive and thus didn't want to introduce me to anyone.

>>213171478
propeller dog

I think the push for online censorship by the jewish elites is due to how they've lost control of the narrative.

Things which were /pol/ tier in 2015 are now mainstream and most of Western Europe is a tinderbox.

Gaza and covid lockdowns basically reduced their credibility to zero in the eyes of the people. And rightly so.

>>213171509
Not good.

>>213171549
>>213171549
>>213171549

>>213171412
You know even if a woman has a negative opinion of you, it can change?
You can hit the gym, looksmaxx and she will think completely differently

>>213171575
>>213171575
>>213171575

>>213171485
Rude.

2 early dogshit jf threads. What a treat

>>213171538
It won't work if you latch on to one random aspect of my life like an armchair psychologist, like blaming everything on my mother.

The way I see it I ended up this way by pure bad luck, or maybe a curse from the heavens. Relationships and romance just never happened for me. Most men in this country stumble into an intimate encounter with a girl no later than 18 or 19 years old, without even trying. I knew guys who were dateless virgins when we started uni, and every single one of them got a GF or had sex within our first year. I was the ONLY one who it never happened to.

>>213171170
OH NO, 30 YEARS OLD?? WHAT A MATHUSALA