Thread 213173907

Una vela...

>>213174059
CERCA DE MI CASA VIVE UNA PIBA QUE POR CINCO MANGOS TE CHUPA LA PINGA

o algo

me when life gets a tiny bit difficult

feeling anxious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkwdnWcYeqo

Right well if we're going to talk about bombshells concerning the "average sexuality for a man" then I think GENDER preference is hardly the elephant in the room.

>>213175862
someone should tell her her arse has fallen off

I used to work in a bucee's car wash. Made 100k an hour (yes an hour). Retired after 3 days. It was hard work but I'm glad I got to serve my country.

hull? HULL?

stood in my kitchen laughing out loud at posts on 4chan from my internet friends

also just heard jets flying over elgin, didn't stop at lossiemouth...heading towards the GIUK gap

actual happenings? Rus status?

>>213175962
please stop looking at her bum

>>213175943
tell us about your bestiality fetish, lad

>>213175969
thank you for your service

>>213175974
<3

>>213175943
um

>>213175986
Rorkes creps found dead in warwick

Right well that's it then lads. See you in the next life I guess.

well said john luke

wypipo be cheersing their pieces of bread that they put they mouths on

Carlybender is officially on the cans.

>>213176046
Leftists like these agree with everything Blair says/does except on some economic issues.

dont see the appeal of eating crab

Britain is now a country which you can enter illegally without ID, but need photo ID to watch a protest against people entering without ID.

Let that sink in.

mental how you can go prison for this

>>213176155
I like seafood but crab is pretty plain and shit.

>>213176146
the economic issues are the easiest of all mate
if you're a socialist you don't have to "argue" with how capitalism has not made people's lives better is just blatantly hasn't

dont know who zarah sultana is
sounds like a pornstar

>>213176186
The lad who was sent to prison a good few years back now for putting bacon outside a mosque door 'killed himself' in prison i.e was strung up.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if the same happens to this chap. Big muslim population in all UK prisons (for some reason).

>>213176222
don't know much do you

nigga name sultana

just found out this is the new range rover logo

it's not good

>>213176222
heiress to a raisin fortune

>>213176252
Strung up by who?

>>213176265
Bange Bover

not good

>>213176265
if you asked me to draw the previous range rover logo i couldn't do it
ergo it's a bad logo

>>213176211
You can't have socialism with an ethnically mixed population, open borders and unlimited cultural leftism

>>213176314
why not

ktim

y'all think Pedro is gay or acting to put women at ease around him?

>>213176305
who is jlr paying for these terrible rebrands

>>213176349
"y'all" should fuck off to /cum/ boringlad how about that

>>213176265
>>213176305
the demographics of potential range rover purchasers have changed. the old logo wasn't fit for purpose.

>>213176349
I think he's a perv

>>213176372
ROARING IN A NIGGERS FACE

I got 5 SUMMERS LEFT until The big 3 0

>>213176376
actually big woke is paying them to do it

>>213176299
Look mate the fact of the matter is we just don't know why a man serving a 2 year sentence for putting bacon outside a mosque door killed himself in a prison with a large muslim population rather than serve out his short sentence and quite frankly we'll never know. Perhaps he had depression or tripped onto a bedsheet or something.

>>213176349
never gets "anxiety" around ugly birds does he
not once on the set of last of us for example

>>213176349
Le American celebrity gossip!
Omds brit has fallen

>>213176410
you're roaring into a mirror?

feeling sad and depressed give me attention please!! x

>>213176349
they think that nigga gay
his brother is a literal tranny
so maybe he be gay

Started saying oh my days irl after using brit, it’s not a popular dating here and people are visibly taken aback when I say it at work but I think it’s catching on

>>213176483
love her <3

>>213176480
Godo lad

>>213176504
Would you have sex with her if she offered for you to have sex with her

hope I die in my sleep tonight

Mr. Bean

goes to


Dentist !!

Genuinely starting to think the government wants to completely wipe out the White natives of this country and shut down the internet to hinder news spreading.

>>213176550
no i don't find her attractive

>>213176349
t ac

>>213176564
oh get in
whats he going to get up to in there

Pedro Pascal is a rapist and a scoundrel

mr beast goes to dentist

>>213176564
hahaha yeah thatd be funny

>>213176581
you hate her
you'd rather see her tortured than just admit that she's quite attractive for her age

unc porn

>>213176265
backback energy

>>213176575
Oopsie Poopsie!

welsh lives matter

my auntie is a man now

captcha: hrt y 4

Chance this safety act petition does anything?

>>213176637
well she is attractive but i don't want to fuck her because she's a female woman

How’s Aruba?

>>213176689
lol
lmao even

>>213176689
no lol

>>213176695
My dad is older and loves Benny Hill and Beano

>>213176695
cause its funny

mr bean + james bond = johnny english

rorkes delight

(8) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01xj3WaVDyU (8)

>>213176698
clogwog’s bbc paradise

Partner is asleep already.

cody and the 90 year old da

>>213176698
It's alri

get them housed
get them fed
get them outsized political representation
get them two thousand a month in benefits

How come I don’t need to age verify here?

>>213176733
don't wake him up x

Just back from the pub, was shite

>Partner
um?

>>213176770
it's a wholesome site

>>213176770
there's no porn on 4chan

>>213176770
hiro is an economic terrorist and probable paedophile
(or thats what the government will paint him as)

Do you guys go to pubs alone?

>run at 5k in 30 mins
>met a guy the other week at toil who can run it in 20 mins
>been running near every day since at a slightly increased speed to try and hit that 20 min goal

>monolingual pleb
>met a girl who can speak 5 languages
>been going hard on Spanish since

I think the goal on not being a loser lads is honestly just hanging around with impressive people and getting jelly.
Definitely working for me. Inferiority complex been going mad since I met the people in my office.
My lil bro's friends are all retards and as such he's falling into the same trap. He feels like cause he went uni he's impressive by default in comparison and is letting his life slip away.

Make impressive friends and you'll become impressive. It's that simple.

>>213176770
sir keir loves his 4chan

>>213176808
There is on /jif/

>>213176833
I have done but I always regretted it afterwards

fanny smeller

>>213176838
blog on

Dick Van Dyke

>>213176862
forgive me for trying to drag my peers forward

>>213176838
mediocrity is contagious

>>213176838
That’s why I’m here

My favourite porn site (chaturbate) has been blocked. Fuck sake. Now I can't post here while having a wank because I need to connect to a vpn

>>213176838
Shut up you fat retard

>>213176853
ktim
always feel like a freak doing it

any science trusting man in

>>213176480
What do Kiwis think of Flight of the Conchords

how do i cook this sirloin

>>213176921
do atheist (former catholics) and atheist (former protestants) still hate each other in Scotland or do they let that autism go?

>>213176921
*raises paw*

any samarth trusting man in?

>>213176904
Go to /e/
>>213176921
Conflating non-religious with atheist.

>>213176921
scotland is reddit: the country

someone took that tea leak and done a zuckerberg girl rating website with it
https://spill.info.gf/

>>213176921
Yes, myself. Atheism is the future.

>>213176904
Does your VPN not have split tunneling?

>>213176959
>Go to /e/
Not a nonce mate

>>213176921
Will be asking Diego about this, and more, on Friday.

>>213176921
muslims and hindoos make up the remaining 70% of the population i presume

>>213176921
bet a good part of that 51.12% is central belt mongs who say protestant or Catholic because of what football team they support

>>213176944
heat pan very hot, knob of butter in, 2 mins on each side

>>213176921
London is witch doctor voodoo niggerpaki: the country

>>213177022
>knob
kek

>>213176921
damn didn't know london was a religous center

Sir Loin Steak

>>213176921
Yes.

>>213177062
sctrom

>>213177004
It's Express VPN. I'm not sure how that even works

>>213177022
aye lad

have utterly missed out on life and all the normal things normal people do
suicide looms

Any other European-style socialists in?

>>213176689
no lol, ive never seen one of these petitions do anything. The only thing that works is calling your MP, if every MP in the country was getting 1/5th of the signatures but as calls rn the thing would've been revoked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLkj9zr0-sQ

Like dedication me because it sounds "80s-esque" without just aping every musical trope of the 80s.
Sounds like they storyboarded a song about teen love with shiny synthesizers that was meant to be played on big speakers and then worked towards that.
The kind of cocoughanous Phil Collins drumz and plate reverb.

>>213176833
If I'm out walking/hiking alone (100% of my walks or hikes) then I will stop off for a pint. Wouldn't go out specifically to go to a pub alone though.

looks like the ants are not interested in the poison I bought, it says it attracts all kinds of ants on the box was I fucking scammed?

>>213177102
You can go do it RIGHT NOW. Go walk to a pub and order a pint.

>>213177006
Go to /h/

>>21317711
danced to this one at pride today not even joking
got a hug off a cute tall trans girl

My slur for AI assistants is "roboggers"

>>213177117
clearly you dont actually have any ants you were just imagining

>>213177062
Lmao. This place is gold

>>213177096
Don’t know the specifics on how it works but expressvpn has split tunnelling. I use nord and just have it so it excludes my browser, but then have the browser app and whitelist 4chan and whatever other sites I don’t want to access via vpn.
Probably something similar you can do. Works on my machine anyway

>>213177096
is google broken?

what do the cornish have to be so proud about

>>213177124
You lot getting slagged off as per. You'll say fuck all of course (too scared)

have about 10 chest hairs, they just look like pubes

>>213177317
london?

>>213177287
What can you say really. We need to apply for wanking licences now to watch our cuckold porn and upload our faces with the word KEK written in permanent ink. It is what is.

>>213177287
Need Rayner's mouth around my circumcised rod

Remember me as you walk by
Where you are now, once was I
Where I am now, soon you will be
Remember me…

>>213177272
flag on ponyposter

>>213177317
dw m8 the hair on my upper arms, bicep and tricep, is pubey as fuck, it's wiry like pubic hair but doesn't even grow thick.
Got that microplastic fucked up hormones

nothing
beats
a
jet
2
holiday

>>213177317
I've got loads of body hair but this is true for my beard. Doesn't make any sense

i like to just mong out all day and fiddle with satin
feels so good
cant do that at work

>>213177269
Ah, I'll figure it out cheers lad

>>213177270
shut up estrogen arse

>>213177386
>upper arm hair
alri ahmed

It's pussy time

started watching gary eats because of those funny posts

did a CHEEKY trip to m&s there

Remember, the reason you are an incel is because you have an awful view of the world, specifically of women.

>>213177457
hes a gay nonce that is fucking the twink camera man

>>213177440
no i'm just a mutated scottish milk boy.

>>213177494
wish i was his cameraman

>>213177534
good thing he put the lid down first

>>213177555
in the running for the worst post I've ever seen

need a release but starmer has cut off the wank tap. think I'll have to head out

sucking a nigger poo

I don't think she's ok.

>>213176921
why is there an indian flag on this stupid map
quite unnecessary

>>213177593
how so?
brit is gelphie general xx

>>213177597
mad ting init

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE???

>>213177629
no it isn't you fucking colossal bender

>>213177602
she's an evil little ghoul

>>213177555
dont want that ugly poof orc bloke raping that poor young lesbian

for me? it's rorst beef

>>213177683
Sosage

>bradley.png

>>213177683
chicken salad

never heard of Chinese or Filipino lads stabbing each other over gangs. Yet I hear about blacks stabbing each other all the time really makes you think

I don't think she's ok.

>>213177714
Vietnamese fellas are always cannabis farmers tho those slanty eyed types aren't always good

>>213177733
Ruby needs shagged

>>213177733
That anal joi vid changed her

>>213177714
come to canada. chinee gang ching chong home invasion is way of life

>>213177710
>15p
alri tarq

>>213177462
Haul status?

>>213177683
when our dads told us they could walk into a shop with a quid, buy lunch and still have change left over they weren't lying

all the Asian escorts are Thai for some reason

>>213177714
>Chinese or Filipino lads stabbing each other over gangs
this happens here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQhoG-R7V7Q

Shit mi sen, thought I'd picked up Stella dark fruits or sommat

>>213177733
it's awfully cruel to be photoshopping rube's forehead larger

you have 24 hours before Putin fires the nukes, wyd?

>>213177733
her skin looks soft

genuinely who came up with black pepper?
pengers personified

>>213177654
no she isnt she's lovely

>>213177827
I'd probably deploy the hilarious new /brit/ gimmick I've been working on

African American Pepper

>>213177852
no she isn't. evil little ghoul is what she is

Big bag of white malteasers down the nobber. Not great desu.

>>213177733
At some point I really do hope Ruby stops making YT and TikTok content and moves on with a real life. Seriously, this is so abnormal and she hasn't really much of a life to share with a bunch of strangers on social media. The best thing that could happen to her is to get a full time job, make irl friends, learn to drive, move into her own place, not because she wants to brag about it on some platform, but because she is happy and learning there is a lot more to life than chatting to a camera. I doubt this is happening. We see her constantly posting about how we all must normalize introversion, not wanting to socialize, it's okay to be eccentric and not want to grow up. No, it is not okay. It is not normal healthy behaviour. She has major issues that need to be addressed, and as I have said in the past, it is only going to get worse and harder for her as she ages. She cannot hide behind being a student, or her parents, or some cute "pretending" crap that little kids do. She is long past all of that. Yet she is still holding on with a steel grip. I expect she will be back twirling, reading 89 books in 12 hours, going on and on about her morning, afternoon, evening and night routines and touting every gift as an excuse to make another senseless vlog. I would imagine her follower numbers must be hurting from this long, unannounced step away. She isn't doing anything worthwhile with her degrees, so I honestly wonder if she will ever amount to anything. I thought by now she would have her PHD, be moved into her own place and have some kind of interesting job as a teacher or research librarian, or something.

Just ate a greasy sausage supper, feel ill

>>213177860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiLWi6wlIs

how do I go about fucking a qt from Chinatown

https://howfarfrommydoorstep.co.uk/ how to i get to live in one of these

>>213177899
they all keep to themselves

only hope is off the apps

>>213177876
She's selling a fictional version of her life to incels. That's what vloggers do.

>>213177778
2p more than ham it's worth it on a payday x

you see black guys drink doctor pepper like this
yeah yeah and white guys they drink doctor pepper like THIS

the demographics of the town i grew up in
i'm tired boss...

Still can't stop thinking about that big beautiful white cock posted here the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0&list=RDPiIzY-5_rK0&start_radio=1
15 CANS OF STELLA

>>213176940
Never listened to them. I think they are more popular overseas

previously, on battlestar galactica...

>>213177940
FUCK OFF TO YOUR OWN THREAD YOU BROWN OBSESSED MONG

>white (alone)

it's a kaytimmers from me

Another lie. Lies on top of lies. I am sure she is very aware of how long it has been since she last posted a video. You would have to be an absolute idiot to not be able to keep track of that, especially when you own 75 different planners, like she does. And she is always having problems with her mental health. That is why she goes to a therapist. Just not a good one, since she has made zero progress in all these years. She has a golden opportunity here, to be upfront with her followers and open up to what exactly is going on with her, why she can't work full-time, why she isn't learning to drive, move out, grow up. I don't mean details, but it is obviously time to step away from social media for long term and address her issues on a much more serious and concentrated level. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. What was cute or excused by her family as a child is now a serious problem as an adult and isn't going to go away. It is only going to get worse. Before you know it, she will be 30 and still living under her parent's roof. Financially, she has no excuse. It is all about her. And her content is dull as tombs, so wouldn't it be nice to take a lengthy break and if she ever comes back, to come back as herself, whomever she is, and not as Hermoine Granger or any other fictional or nonfictional personality, but instead as Ruby Bones. Rebrand herself. Then again, so many lies have piled up that I don't have the desire to follow someone like that. After a while you dig your own grave and can't climb out of it.

Are Owen saying what needs to be said

>>213177938
scremain

>>213177940
The true blackpill is looking at the school numbers. My previously 90% white school district is now 55% hispanic.

>>213177960
brown hands typed this out

>>213177960
american website fuck off

>>213177733
that fucking line in her massive forehead haha

Aruba ruba ruba ruba ruba

it's a well known fact that Chinese students love black men

whats going on with ofcom then

screaming

> It is only going to get worse. Before you know it, she will be 30 and still living under her parent's roof. Financially, she has no excuse

30 years old and still living with mum and her partner
imagine

>>213178008
source?

can't stop listening to marky b

>>213178036
it's a well known fact

>>213178035
haha yeah

>>213177993
of course you think that, you are obsessed with browns and want everyone to be thinking about them and talking about them 24/7 you gurgling cuckold retard

>>213178035
Average first time buyer in the UK is 34

>>213176349
>>213176477
Look I don't know about you, but if I were Vanessa Kirby's husband I'd probably fucking kill myself.

I was fifteen when I first drew that donut

Saw some old bloke sitting with two Filipino prossies. Got out of a beamer of a bmw as well

edible on 3 hours of sleep and a nasty hangover get in

>>213178082
it's impossible to buy as a single incel unless you're a top percentile earner

Could perhaps our children be a hundred times more intelligent than us with the powers of artificial intelligence

Got big plans for /brit/ for the remainder of 2025
Famed lie detector Ed Torian will be asking personalities questions what we feed him. "Diego would you have sex with God" and the like
Lots of hijinks poking fun at /deutsch/ and /fr/
A wet t-shirt competition
So look out for it!!!

lowkey getting a tan

if i'd never moved out of my parent's house i'd probably have about 50k saved by now

Brits really are sickly pasty.

>>213178175
I can buy a house by myself as a single man on a below average wage actually.
I just need an £80k deposit. Reckon living with my parents until I’m 50 and saving should get me there.

why are you against age verification for adult content

proper freak hours

>>213176349
Pedro Pascal is Evergreen

https://youtu.be/ixTkLjTBQyk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd_M9A5xFlY

>>213178233
i have £95k saved and still can't buy a poxy little terraced house where i live on a slightly above average salary

>>213178237
it isn't going to stop kids looking at porn and i don't trust the government or whatever 3rd party company to protect my information
it doesn't really affect me though cos i have all of my favourite GDP video saved and i like imagination wanks anyway

said her smile was teasin ya

>>213177940
grim

aw wtf, morrissey is gay?

Don't really want to upload my face to the gay porn sites to be frank with you

placed 4 sticky traps in my basement and accidentally genocided an entire camel cricket colony

There is no housing crisis, just move out of London FFS. I bought a house for 130k last year

Any poo farters

>>213178303
no he has just dedicated his entire adult life to acting like a bitchy, sour gay man

>>213178327
What kind of awful hovel costs 130k?

What’s the Chinese version of 4chan called?
I need to visit it for investigative purposes. Thanks in advance.

>>213178320
upload your mate's for a laugh when the inevitable dox happens

>>213178303
Yeah. He went with a gay boxer

these ants are so fucking nasty, I wouldn't mind if they were just regular ants but these ones are flying and they keep landing on me, disgusting!

got a munchy box

18 year old fresh fanny.. mmm.

>>213178327
never been to london ONCE in my life
NEVER will

The rumour come out: Does Stephen Mulhern is gay?

>>213178249
yep time to logoff

silly bugger

Imagine living in West Yorkshire LMAO

>>213178360
>kevin cummies

>>213178358
>this face has already been used

>>213178327
>just move out of London FFS
but all my stuff is here

>>213178379
Open secret in telly

>>213178315
no I want the clots, I want to die

going to sit even stiller now

the male loneliness epidemic

Obama got dih

>just move out of the most prosperous part of your country bro
online chuds are ridiculous

>>213178455
ktim

£95k in the bank and still live like a little girl in poverty on a council estate

>>213178455
ktim

Haven't had sexo since last June

>>213178455
just go gay or trans

>>213178465
>>213178470
*makes you shake hands*
epidemic solved

yanks standing around outside tall buildings in The City waiting for the prosperity to rain down into their gaping mouths

>>213178496
*ghosts him*

>>213178466
piss of

>>213178520
>>213178520
>>213178520

Trump cutting about Prestwick

>>213178555
>>213178555
New

>>213178526
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