Thread 213178520

Cabin in the woods edition

headed down the chicken shoppe. can i get you lot anything?

got fuck all money in a dead end job at 30
still live at home of course aha

the they/themdem rescuing catberg from a tree and giving him a little kiss while you sit in your smelly childhood bedroom

>>213178573
screaming

>>213178573
Aye same. It is what it is

this is the future of the british empire

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDXWEvXABFw

omds

>>213178541
really are jungle beasts aren't they
good to know they're mostly butchering each other though

>>213178591
she/they/them tummy

>>213178541
The guy sitting down is like 'aw for fuck sake, again?'

>>213178591
fuckin state of those barnets

would

oh no i haves no money oh no
rent? none
bills? barely
expenses? hardly
at home? surely
dinners? yes please
these neets all crying when they know they stand to inherit small fortunes I don't have sympathy for them

>>213178541
At least they aren’t attack the customers

>>213178639
part n parcel is it not

>>213178573
ktim but no job

>>213178573
same but 95k in the bank
how do you live at home and not have any savings?

>>213178671
In London maybe. They'd get cut up up north

>>213178684
were a neet for ages
I do have a few grand in the back though actually, but it's not enough to do anything with it really it just sits there

>>213178684
Spent it on crisps, ciggies and energy drinks

entering the new thread

Genuinely don't know how I'll cope without porn and 4chan

my cock is so small i can get a full erection in speedos and not a single soul on this earth would notice

>>213178614
change the country setting under account information. you don't even need vpn.

x seemed to have just assumed my account was 18+ already maybe it's all the porn whores I follow and DM

>>213178614
this is a tranny porn twitter account isn't it

>>213178718
i knew i shoulda taken the left at albuquerque

>>213178721
didnt ask

>>213178541
>Hmm should I get some chicken toni-OH SHIT

>>213178776
howling

>>213178785
forbidden under his majesty's online safety act 2023

>>213178763
it's an egril, I was gonna shame the nun cosplay she was boasting about but I can't even open it

>>213178541
why are their sort so aggressive

>>213178753
A lot of sites already use a “digital history” ID check using your email address public history to determine age.
If you signed up to Facebook with your email 10 years ago, you’re probably 18

>>213178785
UM

>>213178811
shut yo faggot ass up

>>213178721
id notice
i care you
:)

>>213178684
they have savings they just ever spend it
it might as well not exist
THE ECONOMY NEEDS THAT MONEY
SPEND IT YOU USELESS NEETS

I won't be watching the women's euros tomorrow because I don't watch that shite.

>>213178824
what do you mean, "their sort"?

>>213178684
told you before piss of

>>213178860
tiktok pranksters

Look I don't know about you, but if I were Vanessa Kirby's husband I'd probably fucking kill myself.

chicken shop attenders

>>213178860
knife wielding thugs and yobbites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3jBOcBn_tU

bare tunes

>>213178573
battyman fi dead

(8) I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling
I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone
I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah
I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah (woo) (8)

might reinstall hots

>>213178860
young cyclists

>>213178894
hes got adhd autism and anxiety x

rambunctious chicken fiends

aspiring fencers

>>213178894
he's a homofag

>>213178909
I don't mind the redesign but it's no Gawr Gura. Also why her belly out

Pedro Pascal is just about to meet YOUR mum

Any odious virgin runts in

Is it still kicking off in Ballymena

>>213178999
*raises paw*

>>213178909
this bitch is not entertaining and doesn't deserve a fraction of her audience

>>213178999
more of a abhorrent little slime me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorius

mad how even that late on a Roman emperor could reign for 30 years

>>213178999
>*tries to hide in the corner*

can you become a virgin again after a certain amount of time

>>213178999
i'm an incel but not a virgin

>>213179039
You know what? Good on him

goblet of fire is the best one imo

>>213179039
it was 1500 years ago mate

>>213179066
yh, she definitely peaked in #4

Probably could be a shagger me, I'm devilishly handsome, but make no effort and am dead shy aha

>>213179066
...yh. She's so fucking fit in that one

Need to have a go in bed with Emma Watson.

>>213178999
More of a reprehensible sexless freak myself

>>213179066
azkaban is better by far

>>213179039
did historians ever establish why the population voted in Honorius instead of his running mate Evilus Deceiverum?

look like moaning bloody myrtle
least i don't sound like her

Emma looks old.

I feel really bad for Mads Mikkelsen in The Hunt (2012), he got all the cons of pedophilia without any of the pros.

>>213179120
yet another case of nominative determinism, professor

>>213179066
BARTY CROUCH...

>>213179168
...POONIOR

>>213179128
that why you're always hanging around the boys toilets aye?

>>213178614
literally just change your country in settings, don't even need a VPN lmao

>>213179066
Three, four, and five are the best books imo. I don't rate the movies despite, oddly enough, being Emmayank.

The Chinese Fireball oooooh

From a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural.

started to feel happy and laugh then remembered by life is shit and chopped and immediately stopped smiling

>>213179168
Junior!

Would love to be a year 11 in hogwarts knowing all the spells and bumming all the year 7s

hooting

>>213179203
Need that little freak Zyclon'd asap

>>213179221
aruba
bahama
come on pretty mama

>>213179221
Aruba mate

>>213179221
Imagine what the teachers get up to. Dumbledore that old dog.

ELLO FATHAH!

>>213178746
changed to ireland and still can't acess 18+ pics

>>213178971
saba's very cute, flappy ears and that. exposed belly or liquid mechanics and cooling off

>>213179014
nah she's top tier in EN. wit, reacts to chat, good yapper, adorable, got a rude streak

there isn't a better karaoke singer in EN

load of dickheads on here tonight
dont know why i bother
dickheads and cunts and twats all of you
fucking sick of it

>>213179264
generational talent
the next olivier

if i were in hogwarts id host polyjuice parties where we all drank polyjuice and fucked each other silly

Kalani Ghost Hunter sex arse

>>213178999
alri

>>213179191
they must've caught on cause I'm still limited

>liquid mechanics
what?

mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!

>>213179312
clear cookies though you may not be able to avoid it on twitter

going for a pee

might have a cheeky little poo while im at it

am bottom

THAT'S MY WIFE'S SON!

>>213179351
my on the right (my left ear is almost deaf) ..... ):

rorkeypops rorkeypops ohhhh rorkey rorkey rorkey rorkeypops!
*pop* ba dum dum dum

>>213179390
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
could you hear that?

>>213179390
no wonder your music taste is atrocious

>>213179337
poo at this hour
vile bugger

mad how everyone on 4chan who fancies emma watson or chloe grace moretz is just a bare-faced, open paedophile

>>213179416
not funny
stop hurting my feelings

Buying 20 Funktion-One's and aiming them at my arsehole neighbours wall

my little squibby

>>213179432
not me, I'm mustachioed

>>213179432
Gonna cry?

>>213179390
you what

i will go down with this shit

are holly x

>>213179470
Not allowed.

!!!!

>>213179432
*poopophile

>>213179329
deleted cookies and still blocked

>>213179509
Fulham Poo

How come they had a magical wall at the platform 9 and 3 quarters that you would run through and it would magically make you teleport to the wizard world train station?
Why not just make it teleport you to straight to Hogwarts?
Seems like an extra train journey for nothing. Or those greedy wizard bastards just wanted to extort the kids for as much as possible on the train over by selling them chocolate frogs.

Thinking about 5th century Rome is mad.

A civilisation which had existed for 1100 years at that point fought against the first Asian invasion of Europe (Huns).

Really shows how the world shrank and became much more interconnected throughout the history of Rome.

>>213179509
Just seen quaint English architecture on brot

>>213179518
yea saw a tweet saying its unavoidable

>>213179528
avatar/signature use

I think anal would be super fun. Not even in a sexual way. Like a few dudes hanging out, just leads into joking about sexuality then all of a sudden they're jokingly fucking my arse haha.

Would be good fun I think

some retard's retard dog won't stop barking in the garden
fucking hate dog owners

VAMOS A LA PLAYA
OH OH OH OH OH

>>213179567
nah mate its quite difficult and can be very painful
its not for me after that one time

New dress mysteriously very loose around the chest area

>>213179528
it does seem a bit silly that kids from all over great britain have to go to london to take a train to scotland for school

>>213179551
Don’t know what that means. How can a train have a signature?

>>213179594
Our Rosa parks

>>213179538
Rome devolved into hedonism and the naturally accompanying lethargy and mental fog that ensues. And so they were replaced by their rivals. That's basically the current state of the West in a nutshell.

I will own a Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi lancer come the end of the year

>>213179600
strange, gay post

>>213178520 (OP)
hey /brits/

My condolences about the new law being abused already btw

but I'm fixin to visit the UK one of these days (not London), what are some cool places you'd recommend that are non-touristy but good, might study abroad there too given the chance

>>213179594
Batty if you wouldn't

season 7 of taskmaster was the best

>>213179642
??????

>>213179637
dont bother

>>213179637
stay away

>>213179597
NO TENGO DINERO!

>>213179637
You’ll go to London with the rest of the foreigners and you will like it. Rest of the country is full sorry mate.

>>213179264
>I'M ACTING

>>213179637
Come Glasgow x

>>213179264
dr who on a mad one

glass cow

Hello Muddah. Hello Faddah.
Here I am at Camp Grenada

>>213179637
Bradford its quite safe

>>213179715
*Homer Voice*
Maaaaarge, Is Lisa at Camp Grenada?

>>213179630
'ow queer, ehhehehehehe, i dont know what youre lawffing at madam ive seen you popping a pair of engorged golf balls down your frock
*cacophonous laughter*

even fucking 2019 seems like a paradise compared to now

>pre-Boriswave
>wages actually crept up a bit as migration fell
>no WW3 fearmongering
>could actually see a dentist
>nobody gave a fuck about Klaus Schwab

The world is an absolute inferno now

Dadberg has been a bit depressed since the porn ban

>>213179747
think this was mentioned yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that

>>213179731
I just fap to my spank bank when need be, and never watch full on fucking videos.

>>213179697
nah I will not go to London

>>213179723
can't fool me

>>213179677
>>213179690
Considering I have family over that way I cannot

>>213179653
5 was better by far

>>213179747
mental how fast things change

>>213179747
2018 was the last decent year for me

>>213179747
>dentist
>OIVE JUST CRISPED ME TOOF

>>213179759
get him some JAV DVDs

>>213179747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9gzvGYYKxI

>>213179759
is he not 18?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fC4gB841VI

:3

>>213179747
>Nobody cared about Formula 1
>TikTok was Musical.ly
>Spaino had the thread on strings
Good times

>>213179766
London is the foreigner containment zone. Sorry those are the rules.

>>213179769
thats true

>>213179637
cotswolds, powys and the welsh coast, cornwall, cumbria, scottish highlands

there, literally everywhere worth visiting in the UK

>>213179747
been downhill since 2016

slop ordered. clue lost.

>>213179747
what the fuck is this boriswave meme
i've been checked out of party politics for a while (highly recommend it, there are fewer more virginal interests)

thinknig about george galloway drinking milk

>>213178541
Bet bossman chopped his body up and made it into kebab meat

>>213179810
Brighton xx

the pendulum draws the eye .......

>>213179731
and what nonce porn website is this lad?

>>213179822
you're allowed a cheat day, don't be hard on yourself, you work hard

>>213179704
Glaschu is alright but I'd be more inclined to go to Inverness or the Isles to speak some Gàidhlig. Dunno how big that is over there in Glasgow or especially in Edinburgh but seems small comparatively

>>213179810
>cornwall
my family's over in Devonshire so that's close enough

>>213179810
not true though is it

>>213179856
no i don't but thanks

genuinely though the world in 2035 is gonna look like a different planet

Things have accelerated to a degree that was unimaginable even at the start of 2020.

i saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand
walking through the streets of soho in the rain

>>213179810
>cornwall
>non-touristy
errrrm

>>213179861
Never heard anyone speak Gay Lick in all my days

>>213179882
whats your plan

>>213179882
exciting isn't it

might throw a dart at a map of Britain and go to the nearest train station it lands on

Would like to inform you that my new life starts on Monday. Where I shall start doing all the things I’ve been saying I’ll do and wanting to do for the last decade.
Definitely this Monday. It’s different to the last 20 times I’ve said this because I’ve changed my phone wallpaper and bought a new water bottle so for sure it’ll happen.

>>213179800
>>Nobody cared about Formula 1
Yeah I really don't get it
Such a boring, dull "sport"

>>213179882
what do you think itll look like

>it could be more than 4 years until the next general election
labour really don't give a fuck about these poll numbers do they
they can let in a million immigrants a year and as long as they stop by 2028 it will be memoryholed

>>213179901
I happen to speak some

t. a linguist by profession

*closes the thread curtains*

>>213179916
There is no punishment strong enough.

Getting Cucked By My Wife At Every Railway Station In England (Part 241)

>>213179066
for me it was prisoner of azkaban

i lived multiple lives

>>213179938
My surname is Gaelic

>>213179916
crike we're just led by scum aren't we

spending an evening watch my favourite sex tourist travel vlogger

@grok how old was emma when prisoner of azkaban was filmed

>>213179937
first election lad?

>>213179957
Imagine spaffing over her little boobs

>>213179974
vvvggghhhhh.... my ancestral homeland.. i can hear my blood singing to me looking at this image...

boring

>>213179977
nah lad just been a long year aha x

u,m

it really do be like this sometimes

is that uhhh VPN making nonce posts? that's so funny

got a hole that needs filled lads, just saying

>>213179974
such a grim part of london

Uranus is warmer than we thought.
New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune.

Hitchen's posting he's still arguing with grok

>>213180016
Shut up unfunny cunt

My friend Scott makes animal noises

>>213180007
UM

xnxx and xvideos are both ofcom'd FYI

When was the last time a friend saw you naked?

>>213179854
why was your first thought towards nonce porn? got something to tell the group buddy?

I wish i knew what her farts smell like.

>>213180078
When I had a devils threesome

In what wood can you have a cabin in britain and now have someone living 2 minutes away as a neighbor?

>>213180077
it's ovah

>wanted to like bald and bankrupt
>turns out he's a jewish rapist and sex freak
>Baldr and the British fella blogger drop him as a friend
>goes on to do some covid scam where the government paid him to film himself in a hospital bed connected to oxygen tubes, and pretending he's dying

just don't like em

>>213180078
January 12. Friend knocked down my toilet door to see my bare ass while I was showering.

>>213180078
nobody has ever seen me naked due to my miniscule cock

>>213179916
it wasn't an accident
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-the-home-office-created-the-boriswave/

>>213180120
For me it's Dale Philip. He's based

Woman

>>213180129
ofc it wasn't. this was always the plan

>>213179706
critical mass

...and then there was poo

>>213180147
screaming

Every man should try bottoming at least once in his life

>>213180142
I'll look for him. Not heard of him before

makes me jealous seeing how corrupt and incompetent out government is and then seeing how well the UK functions

The truth is that Brexiteers created the Boriswave. Brexiteers literally voted for Poles out, Pakistanis in.

Thank you Miss Ann

>>213180168
start doing this

>>213180101
yeah?

>>213180168
You're fucked in the head

>>213180147
List of things sacked tranny will never be

they took this from us

>>213180218
why are there so many little people?

going to then I'm going to

>>213179902
The only way out is through.

>>213179906
Wouldn't say exciting since the elites want to absolutely clamp down on any dissent to turn Whites into human mulch and there's no guarantee we will win.

>>213179919
Western Europe collapses into civil war.
Global economic crisis worse than 2008.
China and USA fight a limited war over Taiwan. China wins at a heavy price.
USA essentially formally transitions into an empire, annexes Canada/Greenland/Panama to consolidate its remaining interests.
Russia grinds it way to victory in Ukraine but faces massive unrest of its own due to its muslim/central asian problems.
Nationalists come to power in European states and essentially form a new Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty with Russia. Belarus/Ukraine absorbed into Russia.

>>213180218
Manchesta

all of this could have been prevented if Milliband didnt eat that sandwich in a funny way

anime

>>213180168
i'm no queer

>>213180218
proper communities we had then. you could hear the neighbours snagging three doors over, and the kids could see em because the houses only had one bedroom

Catberg

您好 我是英国人. 我爱炸鱼和薯条

So 4chan banning access from the UK due to OSA was fake news?

>>213180218
uk streets and towns could look so pretty if they used the same materials the french and germans did and not FUCK UGLY BRICK JESUS

>>213180137
Fucking asshole matgeeking me for misspelling one word

>>213180246
milliband is a confirmed funny eater though
in all universes, he eats the sandwich that exact way

Young hitchens

>>213180273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koytBXqhFZs

haven't eaten a thing today but my housemate's got friends round and I don't want to be seen

>>213180290
Hallo Hans, wie gehts?

>>213180168
not gay but would like to try but my arsehole looks busted can't see even a bender wanting a go

Brots all shag their mates up the arse as practice for having a gf. That's the comfy European system of no homo, we're honing our craft to please women wink wink

Aren’t you guys supposed to not be able to access 4chins by now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPVAipmV7jY&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
might be one of the best pieces of music ever written

>>213180311
ok fair but in some timelines he wasn't papped and nobody knew his dark secret

>>213180168
yeah this i tried it and found it weren't for me but i would've never known had i not had the balls to try it

>>213180314
He used to bum Martin Amis

4chan is a porn site

>>213180340
Sybau gang>>213180340

>>213180258
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>213180327
Fine, thanks for asking.
Wie sieht's bei dir aus, Harry?

>>213180258
2 nukes weren't enough.

>>213180218
Those fucking buildings

>It’s a real crime to have turned the Saxon workers into proletarians. There was a ruling plutocracy in those parts comparable to what still exists to-day in England. Recruiting for the Wehrmacht enabled us to observe the progressive lowering of the quality of the human material in this region. I don’t blame the small man for turning Communist; but I blame the intellectual who did nothing but exploit other people’s poverty for other ends. When one thinks of that riff-raff of a bourgeoisie, even to-day one sees red.

saw a gazebo at pride giving out prep today
um

>>213180358
>>213180358
>>213180358

>>213180424
Bit early you cunt.

>>213180418
did you shag

>>213180290
>>213180340

>>213180375
Mir geht es gut, danke.

>>213180290
>>213180340
4chan might get blocked by UK internet providers but it will probably take some time for such a ban to be ordered. I think Ofcom (who enforce the law) have said they will only ban sites in the most serious circumstances.

>>213180559
>they will only ban sites in the most serious circumstances.

>>213180559
4chan is already on the chopping block. They started building their list last month and 4chan was one of the sites on it. They just havent gotten around to it but make no mistake the UK government considers the site a "right wing" extremist site. That and the Porn.

>>213179136
the pros???