Cabin in the woods edition
headed down the chicken shoppe. can i get you lot anything?
got fuck all money in a dead end job at 30
still live at home of course aha
the they/themdem rescuing catberg from a tree and giving him a little kiss while you sit in your smelly childhood bedroom
>>213178573Aye same. It is what it is
this is the future of the british empire
The new 'eitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDXWEvXABFw
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>>213178541really are jungle beasts aren't they
good to know they're mostly butchering each other though
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>>213178591she/they/them tummy
>>213178541The guy sitting down is like 'aw for fuck sake, again?'
>>213178591fuckin state of those barnets
would
oh no i haves no money oh no
rent? none
bills? barely
expenses? hardly
at home? surely
dinners? yes please
these neets all crying when they know they stand to inherit small fortunes I don't have sympathy for them
>>213178541At least they arenโt attack the customers
>>213178639part n parcel is it not
>>213178573ktim but no job
>>213178573same but 95k in the bank
how do you live at home and not have any savings?
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>>213178671In London maybe. They'd get cut up up north
>>213178684were a neet for ages
I do have a few grand in the back though actually, but it's not enough to do anything with it really it just sits there
>>213178684Spent it on crisps, ciggies and energy drinks
Genuinely don't know how I'll cope without porn and 4chan
my cock is so small i can get a full erection in speedos and not a single soul on this earth would notice
>>213178614change the country setting under account information. you don't even need vpn.
x seemed to have just assumed my account was 18+ already maybe it's all the porn whores I follow and DM
>>213178614this is a tranny porn twitter account isn't it
>>213178718i knew i shoulda taken the left at albuquerque
>>213178541>Hmm should I get some chicken toni-OH SHIT
>>213178785forbidden under his majesty's online safety act 2023
>>213178763it's an egril, I was gonna shame the nun cosplay she was boasting about but I can't even open it
>>213178541why are their sort so aggressive
>>213178753A lot of sites already use a โdigital historyโ ID check using your email address public history to determine age.
If you signed up to Facebook with your email 10 years ago, youโre probably 18
>>213178811shut yo faggot ass up
>>213178721id notice
i care you
:)
>>213178684they have savings they just ever spend it
it might as well not exist
THE ECONOMY NEEDS THAT MONEY
SPEND IT YOU USELESS NEETS
I won't be watching the women's euros tomorrow because I don't watch that shite.
>>213178824what do you mean, "their sort"?
>>213178684told you before piss of
>>213178860tiktok pranksters
Look I don't know about you, but if I were Vanessa Kirby's husband I'd probably fucking kill myself.
>>213178860knife wielding thugs and yobbites
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3jBOcBn_tU
bare tunes
>>213178573battyman fi dead
(8) I wanna cut through the clouds, break the ceiling
I wanna dance on the roof, you and me alone
I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah
I wanna cut to the feeling, oh yeah (woo) (8)
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might reinstall hots
>>213178860young cyclists
>>213178894hes got adhd autism and anxiety x
rambunctious chicken fiends
>>213178894he's a homofag
>>213178909I don't mind the redesign but it's no Gawr Gura. Also why her belly out
Pedro Pascal is just about to meet YOUR mum
Any odious virgin runts in
Is it still kicking off in Ballymena
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>>213178909this bitch is not entertaining and doesn't deserve a fraction of her audience
>>213178999more of a abhorrent little slime me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorius
mad how even that late on a Roman emperor could reign for 30 years
>>213178999>*tries to hide in the corner*
can you become a virgin again after a certain amount of time
>>213178999i'm an incel but not a virgin
>>213179039You know what? Good on him
goblet of fire is the best one imo
>>213179039it was 1500 years ago mate
>>213179066yh, she definitely peaked in #4
Probably could be a shagger me, I'm devilishly handsome, but make no effort and am dead shy aha
>>213179066...yh. She's so fucking fit in that one
Need to have a go in bed with Emma Watson.
>>213178999More of a reprehensible sexless freak myself
>>213179066azkaban is better by far
>>213179039did historians ever establish why the population voted in Honorius instead of his running mate Evilus Deceiverum?
look like moaning bloody myrtle
least i don't sound like her
I feel really bad for Mads Mikkelsen in The Hunt (2012), he got all the cons of pedophilia without any of the pros.
>>213179120yet another case of nominative determinism, professor
>>213179066BARTY CROUCH...
>>213179128that why you're always hanging around the boys toilets aye?
>>213178614literally just change your country in settings, don't even need a VPN lmao
>>213179066Three, four, and five are the best books imo. I don't rate the movies despite, oddly enough, being Emmayank.
The Chinese Fireball oooooh
From a biological perspective, nothing is unnatural. Whatever is possible is by definition also natural.
started to feel happy and laugh then remembered by life is shit and chopped and immediately stopped smiling
Would love to be a year 11 in hogwarts knowing all the spells and bumming all the year 7s
>>213179203Need that little freak Zyclon'd asap
>>213179221aruba
bahama
come on pretty mama
>>213179221Imagine what the teachers get up to. Dumbledore that old dog.
>>213178746changed to ireland and still can't acess 18+ pics
>>213178971saba's very cute, flappy ears and that. exposed belly or liquid mechanics and cooling off
>>213179014nah she's top tier in EN. wit, reacts to chat, good yapper, adorable, got a rude streak
there isn't a better karaoke singer in EN
load of dickheads on here tonight
dont know why i bother
dickheads and cunts and twats all of you
fucking sick of it
>>213179264generational talent
the next olivier
if i were in hogwarts id host polyjuice parties where we all drank polyjuice and fucked each other silly
Kalani Ghost Hunter sex arse
>>213178999alri
>>213179191they must've caught on cause I'm still limited
mr krum.... the chinese fireball.... oooooo!
>>213179312clear cookies though you may not be able to avoid it on twitter
going for a pee
might have a cheeky little poo while im at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4lQDu9rNE
>>213179351my on the right (my left ear is almost deaf) ..... ):
rorkeypops rorkeypops ohhhh rorkey rorkey rorkey rorkeypops!
*pop* ba dum dum dum
>>213179390AAAAHHHHH!!!!!
could you hear that?
>>213179390no wonder your music taste is atrocious
>>213179337poo at this hour
vile bugger
mad how everyone on 4chan who fancies emma watson or chloe grace moretz is just a bare-faced, open paedophile
>>213179416not funny
stop hurting my feelings
Buying 20 Funktion-One's and aiming them at my arsehole neighbours wall
>>213179432not me, I'm mustachioed
i will go down with this shit
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>>213179329deleted cookies and still blocked
How come they had a magical wall at the platform 9 and 3 quarters that you would run through and it would magically make you teleport to the wizard world train station?
Why not just make it teleport you to straight to Hogwarts?
Seems like an extra train journey for nothing. Or those greedy wizard bastards just wanted to extort the kids for as much as possible on the train over by selling them chocolate frogs.
Thinking about 5th century Rome is mad.
A civilisation which had existed for 1100 years at that point fought against the first Asian invasion of Europe (Huns).
Really shows how the world shrank and became much more interconnected throughout the history of Rome.
>>213179509Just seen quaint English architecture on brot
>>213179518yea saw a tweet saying its unavoidable
>>213179528avatar/signature use
I think anal would be super fun. Not even in a sexual way. Like a few dudes hanging out, just leads into joking about sexuality then all of a sudden they're jokingly fucking my arse haha.
Would be good fun I think
some retard's retard dog won't stop barking in the garden
fucking hate dog owners
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VAMOS A LA PLAYA
OH OH OH OH OH
>>213179567nah mate its quite difficult and can be very painful
its not for me after that one time
New dress mysteriously very loose around the chest area
>>213179528it does seem a bit silly that kids from all over great britain have to go to london to take a train to scotland for school
>>213179551Donโt know what that means. How can a train have a signature?
>>213179594Our Rosa parks
>>213179538Rome devolved into hedonism and the naturally accompanying lethargy and mental fog that ensues. And so they were replaced by their rivals. That's basically the current state of the West in a nutshell.
I will own a Subaru Impreza or Mitsubishi lancer come the end of the year
>>213179600strange, gay post
>>213178520 (OP)hey /brits/
My condolences about the new law being abused already btw
but I'm fixin to visit the UK one of these days (not London), what are some cool places you'd recommend that are non-touristy but good, might study abroad there too given the chance
>>213179594Batty if you wouldn't
season 7 of taskmaster was the best
>>213179597NO TENGO DINERO!
>>213179637Youโll go to London with the rest of the foreigners and you will like it. Rest of the country is full sorry mate.
>>213179637Come Glasgow x
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>>213179264dr who on a mad one
Hello Muddah. Hello Faddah.
Here I am at Camp Grenada
>>213179637Bradford its quite safe
>>213179715*Homer Voice*
Maaaaarge, Is Lisa at Camp Grenada?
>>213179630'ow queer, ehhehehehehe, i dont know what youre lawffing at madam ive seen you popping a pair of engorged golf balls down your frock
*cacophonous laughter*
even fucking 2019 seems like a paradise compared to now
>pre-Boriswave
>wages actually crept up a bit as migration fell
>no WW3 fearmongering
>could actually see a dentist
>nobody gave a fuck about Klaus Schwab
The world is an absolute inferno now
Dadberg has been a bit depressed since the porn ban
>>213179747think this was mentioned yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that
>>213179731I just fap to my spank bank when need be, and never watch full on fucking videos.
>>213179697nah I will not go to London
>>213179723can't fool me
>>213179677>>213179690Considering I have family over that way I cannot
>>2131796535 was better by far
>>213179747mental how fast things change
>>2131797472018 was the last decent year for me
>>213179747>dentist>OIVE JUST CRISPED ME TOOF
>>213179759get him some JAV DVDs
>>213179747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9gzvGYYKxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fC4gB841VI
:3
>>213179747>Nobody cared about Formula 1>TikTok was Musical.ly>Spaino had the thread on stringsGood times
>>213179766London is the foreigner containment zone. Sorry those are the rules.
>>213179637cotswolds, powys and the welsh coast, cornwall, cumbria, scottish highlands
there, literally everywhere worth visiting in the UK
>>213179747been downhill since 2016
>>213179747what the fuck is this boriswave meme
i've been checked out of party politics for a while (highly recommend it, there are fewer more virginal interests)
thinknig about george galloway drinking milk
>>213178541Bet bossman chopped his body up and made it into kebab meat
the pendulum draws the eye .......
>>213179731and what nonce porn website is this lad?
>>213179822you're allowed a cheat day, don't be hard on yourself, you work hard
>>213179704Glaschu is alright but I'd be more inclined to go to Inverness or the Isles to speak some Gร idhlig. Dunno how big that is over there in Glasgow or especially in Edinburgh but seems small comparatively
>>213179810>cornwallmy family's over in Devonshire so that's close enough
>>213179810not true though is it
>>213179856no i don't but thanks
genuinely though the world in 2035 is gonna look like a different planet
Things have accelerated to a degree that was unimaginable even at the start of 2020.
i saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand
walking through the streets of soho in the rain
>>213179810>cornwall>non-touristyerrrrm
>>213179861Never heard anyone speak Gay Lick in all my days
>>213179882whats your plan
>>213179882exciting isn't it
might throw a dart at a map of Britain and go to the nearest train station it lands on
Would like to inform you that my new life starts on Monday. Where I shall start doing all the things Iโve been saying Iโll do and wanting to do for the last decade.
Definitely this Monday. Itโs different to the last 20 times Iโve said this because Iโve changed my phone wallpaper and bought a new water bottle so for sure itโll happen.
>>213179800>>Nobody cared about Formula 1Yeah I really don't get it
Such a boring, dull "sport"
>>213179882what do you think itll look like
>it could be more than 4 years until the next general election
labour really don't give a fuck about these poll numbers do they
they can let in a million immigrants a year and as long as they stop by 2028 it will be memoryholed
>>213179901I happen to speak some
t. a linguist by profession
*closes the thread curtains*
>>213179916There is no punishment strong enough.
Getting Cucked By My Wife At Every Railway Station In England (Part 241)
>>213179066for me it was prisoner of azkaban
>>213179938My surname is Gaelic
>>213179916crike we're just led by scum aren't we
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spending an evening watch my favourite sex tourist travel vlogger
@grok how old was emma when prisoner of azkaban was filmed
>>213179937first election lad?
>>213179957Imagine spaffing over her little boobs
>>213179974vvvggghhhhh.... my ancestral homeland.. i can hear my blood singing to me looking at this image...
>>213179977nah lad just been a long year aha x
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it really do be like this sometimes
is that uhhh VPN making nonce posts? that's so funny
got a hole that needs filled lads, just saying
>>213179974such a grim part of london
Uranus is warmer than we thought.
New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar systemโs other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune.
Hitchen's posting he's still arguing with grok
>>213180016Shut up unfunny cunt
My friend Scott makes animal noises
xnxx and xvideos are both ofcom'd FYI
When was the last time a friend saw you naked?
>>213179854why was your first thought towards nonce porn? got something to tell the group buddy?
I wish i knew what her farts smell like.
>>213180078When I had a devils threesome
In what wood can you have a cabin in britain and now have someone living 2 minutes away as a neighbor?
>wanted to like bald and bankrupt
>turns out he's a jewish rapist and sex freak
>Baldr and the British fella blogger drop him as a friend
>goes on to do some covid scam where the government paid him to film himself in a hospital bed connected to oxygen tubes, and pretending he's dying
just don't like em
>>213180078January 12. Friend knocked down my toilet door to see my bare ass while I was showering.
>>213180078nobody has ever seen me naked due to my miniscule cock
>>213179916it wasn't an accident
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/how-the-home-office-created-the-boriswave/
>>213180120For me it's Dale Philip. He's based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c7-CdCO7KM
>>213180129ofc it wasn't. this was always the plan
...and then there was poo
Every man should try bottoming at least once in his life
>>213180142I'll look for him. Not heard of him before
makes me jealous seeing how corrupt and incompetent out government is and then seeing how well the UK functions
The truth is that Brexiteers created the Boriswave. Brexiteers literally voted for Poles out, Pakistanis in.
>>213180168start doing this
>>213180168You're fucked in the head
>>213180147List of things sacked tranny will never be
>>213180218why are there so many little people?
going to then I'm going to
>>213179902The only way out is through.
>>213179906Wouldn't say exciting since the elites want to absolutely clamp down on any dissent to turn Whites into human mulch and there's no guarantee we will win.
>>213179919Western Europe collapses into civil war.
Global economic crisis worse than 2008.
China and USA fight a limited war over Taiwan. China wins at a heavy price.
USA essentially formally transitions into an empire, annexes Canada/Greenland/Panama to consolidate its remaining interests.
Russia grinds it way to victory in Ukraine but faces massive unrest of its own due to its muslim/central asian problems.
Nationalists come to power in European states and essentially form a new Molotov-Ribbentrop treaty with Russia. Belarus/Ukraine absorbed into Russia.
all of this could have been prevented if Milliband didnt eat that sandwich in a funny way
>>213180218proper communities we had then. you could hear the neighbours snagging three doors over, and the kids could see em because the houses only had one bedroom
ๆจๅฅฝ ๆๆฏ่ฑๅฝไบบ. ๆ็ฑ็ธ้ฑผๅ่ฏๆก
So 4chan banning access from the UK due to OSA was fake news?
>>213180218uk streets and towns could look so pretty if they used the same materials the french and germans did and not FUCK UGLY BRICK JESUS
>>213180137Fucking asshole matgeeking me for misspelling one word
>>213180246milliband is a confirmed funny eater though
in all universes, he eats the sandwich that exact way
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Young hitchens
>>213180273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koytBXqhFZs
haven't eaten a thing today but my housemate's got friends round and I don't want to be seen
>>213180290Hallo Hans, wie gehts?
>>213180168not gay but would like to try but my arsehole looks busted can't see even a bender wanting a go
Brots all shag their mates up the arse as practice for having a gf. That's the comfy European system of no homo, we're honing our craft to please women wink wink
Arenโt you guys supposed to not be able to access 4chins by now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPVAipmV7jY&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
might be one of the best pieces of music ever written
>>213180311ok fair but in some timelines he wasn't papped and nobody knew his dark secret
>>213180168yeah this i tried it and found it weren't for me but i would've never known had i not had the balls to try it
>>213180314He used to bum Martin Amis
>>213180258corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>213180327Fine, thanks for asking.
Wie sieht's bei dir aus, Harry?
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>>2131802582 nukes weren't enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRYpHtsN0d8
>>213180218Those fucking buildings
>Itโs a real crime to have turned the Saxon workers into proletarians. There was a ruling plutocracy in those parts comparable to what still exists to-day in England. Recruiting for the Wehrmacht enabled us to observe the progressive lowering of the quality of the human material in this region. I donโt blame the small man for turning Communist; but I blame the intellectual who did nothing but exploit other peopleโs poverty for other ends. When one thinks of that riff-raff of a bourgeoisie, even to-day one sees red.
saw a gazebo at pride giving out prep today
um
>>213180424Bit early you cunt.
>>213180375Mir geht es gut, danke.
>>213180290>>2131803404chan might get blocked by UK internet providers but it will probably take some time for such a ban to be ordered. I think Ofcom (who enforce the law) have said they will only ban sites in the most serious circumstances.
>>213180559>they will only ban sites in the most serious circumstances.
>>2131805594chan is already on the chopping block. They started building their list last month and 4chan was one of the sites on it. They just havent gotten around to it but make no mistake the UK government considers the site a "right wing" extremist site. That and the Porn.