Evolution edition

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I love her

ON A COLD WINTER'S MORNING
IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT
IN FLAMES OF DEATH'S ETERNAL REIGN
WE RIDE TOWARDS THE FIGHT
WHEN THE DARKNESS HAS FALLEN DOWN
AND THE TIMES ARE TOUGH, ALRIGHT
THE SOUND OF EVIL LAUGHTER FALLS
AROUND THE WORLD TONIGHT

>>213181828
there's nothing to like about her

>>213181828
I don't like this mashup

I look like this

>>213181828
mad ugly

What about the other thread?

this is the one

>>213181864
mogs gayson

>>213181881
we let it die

The PS2 is actually very powerful
https://youtu.be/YKQhOB9N9Sw?si=XE2iL0FPa8MFC_5H

>>213181881
TOTAL goshpedo death

>>213181881
I don't recognize it like Palestine or Israel

>>213181937
>>213181906
>>213181902
Woah that's cool, we're like separatists

dadberg didnt ask me what I wanted as a birthday present :(

>>213181937
Brownronne will NOT like this

>>213181972
no, we're anti goshpedo

>tfw no quirky latina zoomer gf

>>213182076
She ain't that good looking fr

>>213181828
is that critikal?

>>213182100
No it's Academy Award Winner(tm) Mikey Madison

>>213182092
she's 7.5/10

>>213182111
You're an 8/10

>i am fine
am not

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ha29lte44U0?feature=share

>>213182140
im a -googol/10

https://youtu.be/nSYoVerrNEI

>>213182142
you fine as hell

>>213182111
*5.43333333

reading reviews fort fort dix prison

some men have tits, get over it!

>>213182230
Reviews of Cook county prison

>>213182242
I look like this and do this

>>213182242
Me when I see a classic car in a movie

>>213181828
kek glowie you need a Hebrew wife

>>213182297
lol

This is acting

Kind of want to jerk my penis off, but I'm not sure how to get started
Need a tutorial for this shit

>>213182426
gay

>>213182453
To some it cums naturally

really enjoying force unleashed right now just wanted to let you know

I wish it was winter.

lol

>>213182745
same. i want christmas

>>213182762
Christmas is nice but I just like the snow and the environment more in winter. I feel like it's just testing me more. Summertime seems like a season for lazy bums.

I wonder if I can really keep up this life stuff until death. Life is way too long
That God-kike should've made it shorter

>>213182850
Can I assume you're not a baby with cancer?

>>213182787
i prefer autumn, days in winter are too short

>>213182885
I'm not but that would be nice

Gonna lift weights then eat frozen pizza and drink beer

>>213182750
his videos were pretty funny despite being an edgy poltard

The cat i found earlier is finally feeling safe and sleeping comfortably.
I got a vet appointment on monday but have to try and give her a bath tonight or tomorrow to get some of the machine oil and nasty stuff off her.

>>213182919
Autumn is peak kino, agreed. My issue is that the season itself is too short. Where I live we get maybe 2-3 weeks of autumn before it's snowing and everything is grey and dead. This lasts for another month before winter actually sets in and it gets nice and snowy. Fall is my favourite time to camp though, no bugs at all.

Spring is pure garbage, fucking hate it.

I am one with God

it's over

>>213183041
Yes. It's always been over.

Outside of being born wealthy or starting a business how does one escape wage-dom?
I guess suicide might be the lowest effort highest reward option

>>213183041
it never began

define aglet

>>213183008
i love rainy spring days

Eh eh look at me! I'm being brown and poor in a third world country, look!

>>213182998
where did you find a cat

>>213181797 (OP)
Birds had already evolved by the time t-rex was walking around.

>>213183172
I went to work morning and she got in the building. It is a machine shop. She has a severe tail injury and was probably starving because she is skin and bones

I was the first one in and thought i heard someone call my name. I called back and she walked out.

>>213183257
You are a good soul

>>213183189
dirty kiwi wings typed this

>>213183257
she must have been in really bad shape to trust a stranger, cats like that are normally insanely skittish

>>213183257
doing the lord's work
but do try and give her a bath tonight, you wouldn't want her licking more machine oil in an effort to clean herself

fucking kitchen stinks like BLEACH now

Having lunch with my mom tomorrow :)

>>213183428
throw some vinegar on it, it removes the smell of bleach

>>213183334
I know. She is so exhausted so maybe tonight is best so she doesn't get too crazy resisting
>>213183294
Yeah the tail is really awful. I don't know what to do about it besides try some peroxide (already sprayed some earlier) and gauze after i wash her. She got partially degloved and it makes me feel so bad
She was so friendly, i wonder if she was a pet at some point who escaped. Even being a desperate stray you wouldn't expect it to nuzzle you and rub against your leg.
>>213183268
I couldn't not take her. I left almost as soon as i found her.

>>213183111
Save up your money and buy a fishing boat and then become a pirate off the coast of Somalia

>>213183428
throw some ammonia on it

>>213183453
>>213183486
thx will try these and let u know

some ugly ass women on that tea thing

Finished lindywalk

>>213183564
Further proof that ugly women are insidious

>>213183565
You must learn to lindywalk before you can lindyrun

>>213183596
i dont think there's anything wrong with that app and what it's meant to do

>>213183604
nice car bud

just composted some old veggie scraps

Autism seems the biggest scam going right now. Possibly the most fake thing ever invented and abused to avoid personal responsibility.

>>213183742
Why you say that?

im washed

>>213183771
and waxed?

im showered

>>213183763
People who are just dickheads or have shitty behaviour get a diagnosis and then use it as a get out of jail free card.
It's used to excuse retarded shit like this 17 year old fighting with the cops.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1753414572513465.mp4

WE WORK HARD
WE PLAY HARD

>>213183604

>it's a corolla
of course. Hanes boxers, too, I'm sure.

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

>>213183817
Why should anyone bow to the authority of the zogpigs? I didn't vote for that cop

>>213183604
100% a sharty teen
some proper specimens over there

my crotch smells like semen

>thread is slightly less autistic
>notice there's no jason talking about gay shit
Really makes you think

>>213183899
he went to bed so no gay shit for a while

>>213183859
it's used to excuse all of their shitty behaviour, that's the point.

Bad day for cum

bruh the centipede that ran by was so big i could HEAR it scurrying

Nig Nogs

>>213183945
why, is yours all watery or something?

>>213183948
If that happened to me I would literally cry

got my sweet treats ready for the livestream oh yeah

>>213183969
Your mom said it tastes strange today

I hate the part of the day when I've already fapped a few times and nothing comes out but prostate juice

>>213183994
>sweet treats
post pic

This thread is finally taking over the other thread

>>213183930
To an extent i agree with you. Some people are completely fucked in the head though.
That shouldn't be a free pass for bad behavior, but there is more to it than they are just an asshole.
You wouldn't expect the same of a nigger as of a person would you? There are genetic factors at play outside of their control which make them not well suited for modern life.

>>213183899
He's in the other thread

>>213184007
i want to taste that pure gold

>>213183994
what livestream?

>dont know what my future holds
utterly terrifying buds

>>213184012
its just a cadbury caramello and black cherry carbonated water maybe ill crack open a bag of spicy chips or beef jerky if im still feeling the munchies later in the show

>>213184021
just realized /cum/ was split

>>213182745
Come to Calgary it's October weather here all month.

It's okay it's containing that stupid debate

become a NEET and live a life of luxury

Let's go blue jays
clap clap clapclapclap

>>213184076
bodied that freak

>>213184028
kinocasinogaming on kick.com one will be coming on shortly to roast a fat middle aged weeb

>>213184108
LOL

>>213184125
whats so funny

>>213184136
Don't worry I'm laughing at you not with you

Throwing the door of my suburban home open, running to the upstairs bedroom and packing everything we own into a suitcase, responding to my frightened wife and child asking what happened by silently holding up the chicken wing bone I found on the sidewalk

>>213184160
dont care LOL

nick fuentes made a video with the nelk boys

>>213184026
We should keep it this way. An attentionwhore one and a real human bean one

>>213184189
what do you want, niggataro?

>>213181797 (OP)
>Be T Rex
>17 feet tall
>40 feet long
>Weighs 10 tons
>Can literally crush a car with its jaws

>Tiny baby arms
What did God mean by this?

ngl a black family moved into my old neighborhood right before I moved out of it and I felt extremely lucky

bacon all the things!

>>213184178
frogpostercoded behaviour
Very sad

>>213184207
Nothing

why do i suck so much

>>213184222
the bacon narwhals at midnight

I got a feelin'
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feelin'
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feelin', woo-hoo
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
A feelin', woo-hoo
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good night (I feel)

Tonight's the night, let's live it up
I got my money, let's spend it up (I feel)
Go out and smash it, like, "Oh my God!"
Jump off that sofa, let's kick it off (I feel)

>>213184244
to make all the mediocre people look better

My parents don’t believe in evolution

Smells like curry and cow dung in here for some reason.

>>213184273
Sorry, I just extricated my penis from your mother's asshole.

>>213184230
your mama is sad

>>213184266
Do they have all their teeth?

>>213184266
Based parents

>>213184314
No my mom has multiple orgasms every night. When was the last time you did something nice for your mom?
Thats what i thought bitch

>>213184214
he still outbenches me

my ex from 14 years ago who is actually a really hot hungarian chick but a pathological liar photoshops her face onto other girls bodies who are posing in exotic places and posts them on twitter because she was always a pretentious cunt who wanted to look like some worldly traveler but i suspect shes working a menial job and doesnt do anything productive

>>213184354
rule 1 dont reply to jeets

um did you just microagress that POC?

really in the mood to hang out naked with a nudist male friend

Why does Syd trigger the soycel?

keep talking about epstein

Asshole

>>213184423
Is he hot? I would be intimidated if an attractive man was near me naked

>>213184431
Shoulders too bony

Haven't seen an American Eagle store in a long time

>>213184455
pretty average. i met him on a nudist website.

My birthday is on Monday

>>213184431
>Nazi dog whistles
the fuck is he even trying to say

>>213184437
One of my favorite finance YouTubers has just released a video about him.

>>213184457
Post too gay

>>213184486
You must be pretty old

>>213184488
Because in the ad it says Sydney Sweeney has great jeans, which is a play on words saying she has great genes, which isn't allowed because she's white

I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch

>>213184486
I don't like Mondays.

>>213184445
don't listen to the german autist. you're welcome here

I went fishing today, I caught a catfish and 2 blue gill.

>>213184488
Everything he doesn’t like is nazi

>>213184486
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
you smell like a monkey and look like one too

everyone here is old

>>213184488

in the mood for lifting weights and jogging

>>213184523
I'm 25

>>213184523
I'm 21

>>213184511
I remember that store used to smell terrible and make my eyes water as I walked past
>>213184523
Good. Fuck zoomies

find it intriguing how often I stumble across the same uploaders spread across a variety of different genres on ssqt

the sight of a man's feet alone can give me an erection

>>213184522
>you smell like a monkey and look like one too
heads up, you CANNOT say this to a black kid or you will be fired from your job at incredible pizza
learned this the hard way

Ate at a Japanese steakhouse with my parents today

>>213184523
37 isn't old

I'm 35

>>213184503
>>213184515
>>213184522
Im turning 27

>>213184517

brian in the thread hell yeah

>>213184539
>>213184546
sex

>>213184584
that guy was lying btw

Im thinking anime

>>213184517
no hes not fuck off with him

>>213184517
You are a liar. Everyone here makes fun of jeets - even the Brazilian guy who is also brown.

Gonna buy the new mafia game when it comes out, it looks cool tbqh
Hope my PC can run it though (I have a 7900 xtx)

>>213184612
dial 8

>>213184584
I agree with that other anon. you have the pass to post here daily.

>>213184626
A lot of us here are Indian.

>>213184612
ANIME?!

>>213184626
Donut bully

30 is the new 20

if indians start posting here im leaving

why does literally everyone over the age of 40 dye their hair now
dudes with receded thinned-out hairlines will dye their hair

>>213184642
This. us american and candian bharatis are the soul of this general

>>213184642
jeets OUT

this site is full of bots

>>213184642
There might be a few Indians with Canadian flags but most Americans are still white or LatinX.

>>213184685
internet theory o algo

>>213184702
dead faggot theory

>>213184708
kek

>>213184584
<3

Opened a brian image and regret it deeply

>>213184643
Yes

not sure if i should continue being promiscuous or settle down and be monogamous

im saving my virginity

I'm trying an enameled cast iron frying pan and this thing sticks like crazy. I thought the entire point of this was to create a non-stick surface so you don't have to season it.

literally me fr

>>213184786
Did you polish it first?

evens i play force unleashed
odds i play red orchestra