Thread 213386947

LOVELY FUCKING DRUNK edish

poo smells lmao

odious twerp type beat

Going to an electronic show with the girls from work
No plan
Both are hot but dumb as fuck; one I prefer more but that’s a longer term thing potentially
I’m in no rush I have a fuck buddy atm and I’ve also been seeing another girl for drinks but haven’t done anything with her yet. Got to build your roster you see

>>213388686
blog on

would have thought a top civil servant would know not to button up a suit jacket when sitting

>>213388686
>electronic show
sounds like a nightmare but good lad
activeeeee

need to smoke a cigarette out me arse

Should bongs and krauts team up on Mallorca and throw all Spaniards out and then we split Malle 50/50 for Germany and the UK?
I mean what is Pablo Juan Rodriguez going to do about it...

https://youtu.be/rCnlR1GRmHc?si=evAWmQS2iEby0wjN

>>213388670
fantastic

>>213388729
think you have enough germans on mallorca to do it yourself

>>213388715
eh I like a lot of electronic music but this like dubstep which is shit but whatever

Toil again tomorrow. On a late shift though so get a lie in. Not enjoying this full time hours at ALDI scenario.

doing a relisten to James O'Brien vs Brexiters SUPERCOMPILATION VOL. 3

remembering how literally the day after the brexit vote the BBC was running news stories about Bregretters

>>213388729
Yes.

>>213388750
They'd never be able to conquer Magaluf.

>>213388778
You should backstab and scheme your way into becoming store manager

officially just runned out of booze

might just casually jump in front of a train indian stylie

>>213388826
lad he's already trying to fool people into thinking he's a woman
one scheme at a time

The Home Office helpfully put out a memo in its Marsham Street building offering hard-pressed civil servants the chance to request snacks and drinks for the vending machines.

>>213388852
She is a woman though

>>213388781
remember when he platformed carl beech who accused people of abusing him as a child and destroyed their lives then went to jail when it was proved he lied and james never apologised or took any responsibility and kept his highly paid job haha mad that

>>213388670
mental how Vine managed to get someone to pay 5 million to him for calling him bike [redacted]

>>213388826
I had a few people suggest I go for the deputy manager role there. I'm actually quite popular at toil and am considered to be funny and pleasant to work with.

>>213388875
no and never will be
there are four lights

on the warehouse night shift hiding in a quiet dark corner my life is so grim

>>213388858
>Sheltzer

>>213388858
>Need hala biryani !!!

>>213388876
never happened. you are spreading misinformation.

>>213388826
best not to bring up stabbing at work with him if you know what i mean (greggs breakroom knife incident)

>>213388888
checked, thought you said managerberg didn't like you a while ago

>>213388858
Biryani in a vending machine??

rorke filling up the whitehall vending machines and putting alcopops next to the halal ready meals

>>213388921
The actual manager seems to like me but one of the lower ranking managers kept giving me written warnings earlier this year. This seems to have stopped now though. Probably gone 3/4 months now since my last warning.

>>213388898
true doomer kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYg5Eg3TMCE
another banger from the arch-incel

Ask a former communist who is now an ascended National Socialist anything.

>>213388948
>Dr Orion Taraban
wtf sort of name is that

>>213388918
did you enjoy your steak and walk in the park mate?

If you eat lamb or mutton in the UK, unless it's specifically stated otherwise, it's halal.

>accidentally called catberg "catberg" for being an annoying cunt and asking for food
>leftoid gf asks "why did you call him that"

>>213388962
hes goated

>>213388888
Do it, then either fuck over your manager or wait till a position for manager opens up elsewhere

>>213388960
whats ur faveourite cheese ?

>>213388960
Any plans for the weekend?

>>213388972
Nah you can be antisemitic these days it’s cool

>>213388858
Looks like one of those lolsorandom leftie "memes" which are obviously faked, and whose main achievement is wasting all the time it takes to read enough to discard as worthless and insincere, which feels like a violation of the social contract, forcing you to do so
Or else such dreggish people have very similar handwriting

The missus has a message for brit

>>213388962
a funny one
>dr onion taliban

>>213388979
Not worth it. Lot more responsibility for around £1 extra an hour. I might consider it later down the line but right now it's not a priority. I'm actually looking at internships right now to do part-time alongside toil.

>>213388858
>Need halal biryani !!!
>in a vending machine

>>213388991
Erm can you not mate?

Shocked!

>>213389007
and the degree?!?!?!?!

>>213388989
Okay Seamus

>>213389007
>£1 extra an hour
Pretty sure the store manager earns a lot more than you.

fuck sake the paps have only gone and caught me

>>213388964
i'm "gundamleaf" and i actually live there

>>213388980
Camembert

>>213388983
Lots of reading
Currently reading 'the Darkening Age' by Catherine Nixey

>>213389039
ok dtfic haha

>>213389023
Actually I can mate
I even mated today

>>213389026
Yeah I'm still doing that just looking for work experience stuff while I'm doing the degree.

>>213389035
There are four stages
>Store assistant
>Deputy store manager
>Assistant store manager
>Store manager
I'd need to climb the ranks and the first step would be deputy store manager which gets paid slightly more than the store assistant role with a lot more responsibility and less shift flexibility.

>>213389027
Someone needs their halal biryaani!!

if an escort offered you to stay for the night would you accept the offer

>>213389067
t. unemployed bloke

>>213389103
rorke captured

>>213389103
derpy ahh mf

>>213389088
Fart me out some priest spunk like a good leprechaun.

>>213389095
yea

>>213389095
Yeah why not? Fuck her again before sleeping and again in the morning.

tranny lad who can barely cope working 12 hours a week thinks he can be the store manager omdz

>>213389103
little twat

Sir Saddam Hussein

>>213388888
wasted numbers please shut up next time, silly woman

>>213389148
wouldn't say that to his face though, coward
he knows martial arts

>>213389148
a lot of trans folk flourish in positons of responsibility like that

women

heh

what is the deal with em

>>213389130
You shouldn't need to top your rice with such exotic flavours, much as that concoction would tempt you

Tomorrow I’m going to smoke weed and eat a whole cheesecake

Shudder to think how my life mifht have turned out if I'd got into incel theories as a teen

fishe

Imagine all the people posting in here right now woooahohoho

>>213389238
Cockmogs me!

>>213389067
how can you work a lidl job do a biology degree and an internship? what's your week look like?

is it normal to be disgusted by the presence of a woman after you've finished shagging or am i gay

>>213389270
this mf thinks he can lecture other men on their struggles

>>213389095
no, best not to leave them in your house unsupervised

>>213389270
alright alright alright

I mifht I mhay I mifht I mifht

I'm trying to better myself

i shouldn't have jizzed on her face bros

>>213389266
yes sex outside of marriage is sodomy just like sex with another man so you're right to be ashamed

broke the skin scratching my armpit last night.

thought my face would look good when I lost a ton of weight but now I just look like I’ve got cancer or fucking aids or something

Bald? Baldy lol

>>213389329
get a tan

29 year old KHV me

>>213389329
ozempic ghoul

>>213389391
I'd rather have a gf than work. That stuff is depressing.

>>213389391
ktim

The beauty of the White woman is one reason NS must win.

What is the smallest a BWC can be?

>>213389391
wizardry FAST approaching, emergency mode needs to activate SOON

>>213389319
true

a girl in a bright red t-shirt that said “Go to therapy” in block letters smiled at me on the street today

wat mean?

>>213389442
I'm considering seeing an escort
Is it dangerous?

>>213389491
it means she's a dummy

>>213389507
yes

>>213389507
I wouldn't know I'm a 25yo khv. don't think I could do an escort though, would rather just remain a virge.

>>213389507
Yes, the principal danger is that you fall in love, or become addicted.

vgh imagine if London Bridge survived ugh

>>213389556
It's crazy how ugly the modern world is
Reading about the ancient world makes me want to cry for what we've lost

>>213389556
why is the water going through there like that

>>213389583
thames can be a strong river st time and the water was filtered through the bridge gaps making it rush

>>213389539
>would rather just remain a virge.
Yeah I know what you mean.

Also do you think I should move out? I still live at home and while I've got a lot of of money saved up and like my mum's cooking, I feel I need to at least try moving out.

>>213389572
the walkie talkie isn’t actually that bad

>>213389539
>don't think I could do an escort though, would rather just remain a virge.
well i have good news for you, men who have only ever had sex by paying for it are still no better than virgins, so go ahead

>>213389613
probably. seems about time, even if your mum is cool with you you. but if you enjoy the companionship it's not the worst thing in the world. will just make dating alot harder in your 30s I think.

>>213389628
>the walkie talkie isn’t actually that bad

gonna make some sosij egg and cheese burritos even though it's 6pm
>>213389427
7 incher
>>213389421
love are caitlin

>>213389556
god imagine all the halal meat bazaars and poundlands you could fit on there

as an incel freak whores are one of the few groups I feel superior too. shan't be laying when them and sullying myself.

London is actually so grim now
feel like it might have been tolerable 15+ years ago

>>213389556
Mental for hundreds of years you guys put criminal heads on pikes there

>>213389685
gods we used to be a PROPER country!

Sosage

Goodnight team, sweet dreams ~

130g of pizza
80g of biscuits
60g of shreddies
40g of milk
30g of banana
70g of rice
50g of noodle

grams of carbs in your Friday?

In days of yore I’d be out on nights like tonight getting up to all sorts of mischief

Now I’m fat, balding, masturbating to increasingly grotesque porn and the thought of a woman touching me is as alien as there being peace in the Middle East

>>213389755
i don't know because i'm not a homo

>>213389755
just had a bunch of beef bean and tonato stew on buttered bread

>>213389764
what was the disgusting and grotesque thing you've ever Mastercarded to

According to Haaretz:
Percentage of Jewish Israelis that believe all Palestinians should be forcibly expelled from Gaza:
>Secular - 70%
>Traditional - 91%
>Orthodox - 90%
>Ultra-Orthodox - 97%

Percentage of Jewish Israelis that believe all Palestinians living in Gaza and occupied parts of the West Bank should be killed, including the women and children:
>Secular - 31%
>Traditional - 60%
>Orthodox - 59%
>Ultra-Orthodox - 63%

>battered bread
savage

You reckon there'll be a big event of some sort to mark 14 October 2066?

>>213389823
based
wonder what % of brits want pakis shit and burnt

>>213389806
Honestly I’m so porn addicted now that I’ll usually just have a gangbang on as some sort of background noise when I’m gaming, I’ve had a penchant for midget porn recently. Enjoy seeing the little ones degraded.

>>213389861
No.

>>213389861
By 2066, Britain will either look like Islamabad or 1936 Berlin.

>>213389861
yes
i'm going to go to hastings and take part in a battle re-enactment

>>213389876
me? on no-fap.

>>213389823
Far be it from me to to defend [REDACTED] but source?
Even for them that's just absurd.

>>213389876
>have a gangbang on as some sort of background noise when I’m gaming,
rock bottom

[REDACTED] needs to be the new ((( )))

>>213389876
Find God

Got the Severus Chud edits on

never got into this whole 'porn' thing
like am i supposed to watch another man fuck a woman and jerk off to it?
doesn't make me a massive cuck/fag?

>>213389936
And in which aisle would this god be in?

Tfw look forward to my saturday where I have nothing to do but I’m just bored and thinking about all the stuff I should be doing. The work week has broken me

>>213389963
you just have to 'let him in' and then he speaks to you
and you have to be mentally unstable too of course

>>213389959
you pretend to be the woman in your mind and wish you were getting fucked by the man

>>213389959
Lesbian/solo girl porn exists lil bro

>>213389876
still not as degen as that freak who spends every minute of his life here posting the same old tired tikslop webms of whores

>>213389981
I'll try banging the top of my head with a stone see where that gets me

seems all the skilless runt jobs in my area are just carehomes. NEET vs professional arse wiper? I don't know.

>>213390011
Care homes don't care for their inmates. They just give them some slop mixed with hard drugs then hose them down once a week.

>>213389648
Yeah idk. It's hard.
I have 99% given up hope of ever having a gf but not completely.

>>213390011
No warehouse toil?

me personally I'm into those mysterious Kathy try on hauls
8 different colours of leggings or gym shorts
that type of thing
about as soft core as it gets but I don't want to end up being so warped I'm here at 4am having 3am edge sessions to 19 Japanese guys take it in turns to cum on some school girls face on a public train

>>213389861
>14 October 2066?
100 years since Bobby lifted the cup?

There's a care home near me for disabled people that seems to be staffed only by Africans.

Genuinely wonder what sort of hell it is.

What do boys do with their penises when they take a pop? Do you flop it on the toilet seat or hold it and position it down or something

out of all the jobs I've done, call center work was the worst by a mile

playing witcher 3 again self inserting as geralt when i'm really a lambert

>look up video of englands wc win
>trophy is some tin can piece of shit with gold paint

>>213390043
lol that doesn't sound so bad

>>213390102
me? 4 hours of photo mode while yenefer is in the bath tub

>>213390090
Go to /atoga/ best thread and most fun you can have out there

>>213390122
lel

>>213390090
Hold it in my left hand so the tip doesnt go in the toilet water

>>213390090
mine dangles down in the water and I shit all over it

>>213390057
just got off some warehouse toil, lower back in shambles

I just want to feel real love

>>213390098
this

so this is rorke

>>213390146
bend your knees :)

https://youtu.be/MhGUkWAA9WM?feature=shared&t=20

>>213390090
daddy puts a strip of toilet paper on the seat between his legs so it can rest there

Opinions on Oliver Cromwell?

>>213390168
ai has gone too far

>>213390180
it was staffed by me and two grannies for some reason. night shift. had to lug a bunch of 50kg boxes around alone. now it's just the grandmas there, I wonder how they are managing.

>>213390168
I won't watch this
I know it's a trick

>>213390168
why?

>>213390196
pretty based how he murdered all those catholics in ireland

>>213390090
have to hold it down sometimes because the stream of piss causes my cock to lift like a hose and piss ends up going under the seat and onto my legs and the floor

Opinions on Oliver Closoff?

sex sex

>>213390146
Can be rough on the back. I did one for about a year in a warehouse with beer and wine loading them onto pallets. Not really possible to load them in a 'safe manual handling' way. Best warehouse toil is either 100% on a forklift or 100% on foot hand picking small items.

>>213390207
are they fit?

>>213390207
You should talk to your union rep

>>213390196
had a real chance to overthrow the monarchy and he arsed it all up

Quick trip to Scrandalay Bay

r titcow making reddit seethe

>>213390241
>when you have a semi and it wedges itself under the seat
nothing worse if you don't realise before pissing

>>213390241
me? when I take a piss and these jelly like clumps block up my tract and then it sprays out all over like a water hose and j spend the next 20 minutes washing the bathroom and having to shower and then change clothes

>>213390260
no, they were 60 and had no children and no one to care for them, guess they just plan to warehouse until their bodies give up. definitely motivated me to get some training/education sorted soon, very grim, I think they had some mental disability.

>>213390264
>warehouse slaves
>unionizing
these places are indian central my voice would mean NOTHING they can just replace me with jeets worst case

An edgy emo teen stuck in a grown man's body tastelessly laughing about serious subjects is a crucial part of society that must be preserved!

>>213390289
>60 and had no children
mmm, tight...
got a cousin who does warehouse toil but he's the forklift guy, doesn't pay well of course but he's gets to play with the big toy

>>213390287
oh yeah dried old spunk in the jappers making the piss come out in multiple unpredictable wide angle streams that one's a fucker

>>213390196
cool title he gave himself

I love whygena :3

it may be evening for you guys, but it's morning for me! going on a 3:15 run!

watching f is for family

“If somebody told me I only had one hour to live, I’d spend it choking a white man. I’d do it nice and slow. If I got tired I’d stop, have a glass of water, and choke him some more.” Miles Davis

>>213390273
>caring what other people vote for
Good for her

yep nonwhites seethe at us, what else is new

>>213390309
forklift chad's rule the warehouse

>>213390305
That's exactly what management want you to think

>>213390273
That house is not climate change proof. Have just sent her a warning on instagram

>>213390330
Solid 6.5-7/10 show

After hearing the penis poo stories I regret every penis I’ve put in my mouth

>>213390358
The chosen people of God (Trump) will not suffer ant destruction of their property.

post insane asylum footage videos or video links

>>213390343
Only total losers identify with things like race or country. You have no achievements of your own so you attach yourself to the achievements of your “race”

>>213390392
I'm a proud whiteboi

>>213390273
>>213390358
Spent a few months in the Florida keys, incredible place. Please visit USA

>>213390392
yeah?

>>213390392
and only shortsighted idiots think those things do not matter

>>213390412
I am gonna go to miami in a few years whilst i'm still in my twenties
still looksmaxxing as much as i can beforehand

>>213390374
Rich people really out there dumping millions into a house in a swamp 1ft above sea level. At least she can probably afford to lose that entire house and still be a millionaire.

>>213390412
I would love to visit the USA. Gf won't let us in case we get shot.

>>213390421
Means very little to me, doesn’t affect the fact that I make 6 figures a year. And I know I’d rather spend my weekends playing squash with one of my black colleagues than down the pub with any of the white losers that post on here. Keep seething though Pierre

beep beep I'm a sheep beep beep I'm a sheep

>>213390443
you were not born in a vacuum
easy enough to understand

can't trust any man who plays violent video games
can't trust any man who watches pornography

Jason

>>213390436
Miami is probably the hardest place on the planet for a sub 8 male to get action unless you're throwing around thousands of dollars like nothing.

SAAAARRRRRR

mad that's there's 35+ year olds who post here
like, get it together unc!

>>213390168
oh wow it's beautiful

>>213390461
I do understand that, I see the cream of society rise to the top while runts like you stay near the bottom and rant about race without taking any accountability in your own lives. Sadly people like yourself make up the majority of my country

>>213390485
>posting ai sloppa when there's a literal smorgasbord of real pajeet vs train webms

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B-pADvPZDRw
I could beat them

>>213390507
you can not post the real thing here
get over it you creepy little mongrel

>>213390507
>being a fat humourless yank prick

>>213390481
what if i have a handsome british accent?
is it just a larp that women in muttland care about that?

Are english "people" ever going to stop seething over the fact that Welsh people speak Welsh? The englishman has nightmares when he hears Cymraeg and sees Cymraeg on signs in Wales.

Skyrim is the greatest role playing video game ever made. Thank you Tod!

>>213390505
obviously you don't but i can't be arsed to explain

>>213390520
I care

England will crawl back to the tories begging for stable governance after 8 years of Labour/Reform. Mark my words

>>213390523
Wales is england now celtboi get over it

>>213390523
imagine calling your language 'cumrag' omdz

>>213390537
I accept your concession

>>213390520
Being British will help you immensely in 95% of America, but Miami is all forens. It's the best looking, wealthiest people from all of those countries. There are 10/10 latinas walking around but they'd rather fuck an obese 70 year old millionaire than an anglo bvll

>>213390523
The English love playing the victim and being discriminated against, perhaps some twisted form of atonement for the horrors they committed against other countries. One day we will rid ourselves of them imshallah

>>213390592
everyone looked so hot in the gta 6 trailer I never stood a chance

>>213390592
Okay
Where should I go then? Where will it help me the most?

>>213390550
Has Starmer really done anything the Tories wouldn't have?

>>213390559
Over 435,000 Welsh people speak Welsh daily and the Welsh government is aiming for 1 million by 2050. Welsh WILL have 1 million speakers and Wales WILL be renamed Cymru. English "people" will seethe and dilate.

>>213390521
seen a tuk tuk get heemed this way in outer bangalore once

mightyena... literally me

dirty old town (london)

>>213390656
and what about ireland?

reading a convesation on reddit about a guy who got locked up on DV charges he didn't do and spend 6 months in jail for it. It got to trial he was acquitted of all charges once his defence showed his ex's onlyfans account lmao.

What's mad is that he says DV people in prison used to get beat up loads back in the day, they were only one step above nonces but now so many people are in for false DV charges they pretty much get left alone and nobody can be bothered any more

>>213390600
>>213390559
This is London in the year OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA.

>Welsh chads are taking back Wales' true name and are reviving their language meanwhile London is infested with muslims

nearly 3 and i'm browsing ugly trannies again

>>213390624
>Where should I go then?
Yellowstone, PNW, New England, New York or Alaska, dont come to america for sex tourism
>Where will it help me the most?
Outside major international cities. A charming bong would absolutely kill in the Southwest, Texas, Midwest or Mid Atlantic.

>>213390705
L O N D O N

Speaking Welsh is racist, chud

>>213390704
did the whore at least get punished for it?

I would eat Emma Watson's shit.

shut up Canada!!!!!!!!

>>213390700
cusack is an irish name
this was the most cutest movies of all of john cusack movies because look at him and his cute hair

Touhou i think it's called

of to grab an incel coffee at McDonald's and watch the drunks be rounded up by the police

just got frightened by my own ponytail
sometimes I get scared by my shadow

>>213390792
looks a bit like dylan moran

>>213390792
Made him meltdown on twitter once

>>213390792
Looks a bit like Clive Owen

>>213390792
Very Irish phenotype, looks like Rory Gallagher.

>>213390803
enjoy it while you can, won't be too long before you get rounded up for public incelry or incel loitering

https://youtu.be/bc1wi0VMhbA&t=7

I NEED SOME CHINKY PUSSY

>>213390900
um

>>213390900
UMMM BAAASED aaaaaaaa
AAA AAAAAAAA

>>213390900
https://youtu.be/NjR644R4ceA

>>213390938
i don't get it

>>213390964
no no word is funny

>>213390991
pack it in

Rape the disabled

>>213390847
What did you do?

try saying 'niggle nippers' 10x fast

Might have a cheeky pot noodle. Talk me out of it

Get it done

>>213391122
I forget exactly, it was back when he was shilling for Bernie in like 2016. He quote tweeted my reply and sent his libtard dogs on me

>>213391146
nah go for it

>>213391146
Depends what flavour I reckon.

Muslims be like is this pork halal bossman

>>213391235
more for me

If I were born back in ancient Egypt I would've been a noble of great power.

watching Jerma

Fake mousey :/