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Business idea: /brit/-inspired Cockney rhyming slang (e.g., "peaches and cream" = meme)

LIV
ERP
OOL

might go out for a walk, or a stroll if you will

>>213408585 (OP)
rorke looking dashing today

Jews think starving kids to death is funny
They arent good people methinks...

Quentin is very obviously the UK flag that started posting with and responding to ziedbelg
I can't imagine being over 30 and doing the things that lad does
Needs to sort it out asap

Rorke binning his gay card so he doesn't have people telling him he dropped it anymore

hey rorke, you dropped your gay card

wish i was a lighhouse keeper back in the day
imagine going out onto that cheeky little balcony while a storm lashes around you and getting your knob out and just wanking into the weather

binged on 7k calories just now

you ever tip your small boats delivery driver?
just got a papa johns ordered and felt pressured into tipping a quid

Rorkian

>>213408634
he intimidates me with his flangemaxxed chad aura

Finally cummed but didn't feel anything. Talking to the doc on Monday. Just not on, this

Neil O’Brien MP is a level-headed public servant. It is encouraging that Britain’s Conservatives have asked him to cook up some new policies. In a recent Substack post, he claims that a “confluence” of problems dog the country. How true. Immigration is high and growth isn’t. Hear, hear. Working-age benefits are out of control. I’m glad someone said it. As a template for national change, Britain should look at the Meiji Restoration in Japan.

Excuse me, what? In 1868, Japan dumped centuries of feudalism and isolation to industrialise at speed. The capital was moved. Conscript armies displaced the samurai. All this was done to prevent conquest or subjugation at the hands of the high-tech west — the fate of much of Asia. The Meiji Restoration was as about as dramatic a rupture as a large society has undergone.

Britain, meanwhile, needs quicker GP appointments and tighter spousal visa rules. It needs to punish people who steal mouthwash from Boots. I don’t intend this as bathos. Nigel Farage is right to take “petty” crime seriously, as is Robert Jenrick. But there really is no read-across from the crisis-stricken Japan of the shoguns.

>>213408680
seen her with her tongue in a black mans anus before

>>213408634
mental how similar they look

the sun goes down my zoot comes up

girl i wanted to ask out turned up to the gym with her bf

>>213408634
They are so cool

>>213408691
>408691▶
>File: 1754154522131.jpg (456 KB, 1079x1046)
child drugger compoface

Wonder if I can put a used zyn back in

>>213408711
It's the 5G

Pop star Dua Lipa has said it "feels like my two sides are now one" after being granted Kosovo citizenship.

>>213408691
he looks great for 76 tbf

>>213408711
keep us updated in great detail[serious]

>>213408634
what i imagine when rorke posts "scrandemic"

kind of mental how all the non-black presidents of the NAACP were jewish
what a coincidence

Im happy she got killed
Joy is the only feeling you should feel when you hear of this yenta getting acked

it's been 10 years we should be allowed to say t.b.h again desu

>>213408719
haters will call this AI

>>213408680
her early mike adriano videos were great

>>213408663
*picks it up*
ommmg thanks hun love u xx

Rorke saying desu in public

drinking wine and watching kino this is what saturday nights are all about

thats tonights scran sorted then

You think orangutans would drink soda? Specifically Mountain Dew: Code Red?

>>213408825
CWLTSHC

>>213408825
lads playing dress up in their childhood bedrooms and taking sex hormones they ordered off the internet

>>213408850
What you watchin lad

>>213408863
fuck off billionaire

>>213408863
cor yeah love a bit of processed slop in a plastic package x

>>213408634
mental how they look more human than the english

Not wanting to drink tonight cos I reckon my guts are on a cliff-edge and one drop of alcohol will cause shit to blast out of my arse

>>213408850
cant wait to do this but it'll be gin and wanking to twink porn

>>213408863
I'd need to take out a loan for that

>>213408895
nothing wrong with the occasional explosive shit

>>213408777
yeah because whenever anyone stresses him out he just spikes their tea

>>213408863
what is all that shite?

told toilstein that I'd work tomorrow instead of thursday next week so now I am working tomorrow at 4AM

regretting that decision now

>>213408880
guilty :3

>>213408886
once upon a time in the west

>>213408863
Cheese? Did you just post cheese? Cheese. CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE!

darren

>>213408932
Well that was silly. Silly billy

>>213408932
it's sunday tomorrow mate

>>213408863
so glad i was raised poor and live comfortably with my povvo existence, genuinely would tale a green pot noodle over all of that overpriced shite

>Turning Point, Charlie Kirk, Darren Grimes, Candace Owens, Tim Pool
why are right wing grifters a dime a dozen but left wing grifters so much rarer?
what makes being a rightoid grifter so lucrative?

>>213408863
Enjoy your gout

bet half the trannies in the universe heightmog me
just not on is it

is m3gan any good?

>>213408863
alri poshkek

>>213408967
The love of mammon is imparted on them from all the time spent around jews

>>213408894
>mental how this ape looks more like me than you

Got the techno on

>>213408967
left wingers are more likely to be good people and the people who they engage with on social aren't morons

>>213408863
>extra virgin
they own brand lad?

>>213408967
saying tax the billionaires won't get you a lot of money

Keep seeing dadberg commenting hateful things on facebook posts about missing biomass

>>213409012
legend same
were u out in last night i had my cock out in the club haha
haha

>>213408901
for me it's cider and lactation porn

>>213408956
>>213408957

fuck it I don't do anything on saturdays anyway I'm a no-lifer, that's why they ask me

my sister used to dress me up in girls clothes and put makeup on me and I allowed it because it meant I got to play with her
mad to think I could've turned out a troonstein because of it

>>213409030
report him to the roz

at that point i could force a poo but it might bleed but if i go out now without pooing might need to poo in the pub and thats a disaster

>>213409032
Fuck sake, again? Nah I stayed in

>>213408967
right wingers don't trust the corporate news, so there's a gap in the market

>>213409020
dont get virgin aura from a m&s shopper t b h

it's giving tech job timmy with a thai wife

>>213409030
report him like that kid in 1984

tried to play clair obscur expedition 33 and it was SHITE

>>213409050
haha yeah again

>>213408863
This is why i voted Brexit

>>213409072
oi!

>>213409045
well not really mate you don't just turn trans by wearing womens clothes a few times

>>213409078
what you like haha x

get some sour looks when I go into M&S

the tarqs and grannies can tell I'm not welcome there

it'd probably be easy to shoplift from m&s
not like they're expecting shoplifters if it's all tarqs

>>213409108
are you a wog

>>213409047
>>213409071
I don't think he's that arsed
He'll comment it on the police's page if he sees it, he's out of control

>>213409096
sorry lad probably just not my type of game since everyone else loves it. it looked nice though x

>>213409105
what turns you trans then doctor

>>213409106
haha
was smashing drinks after girl i wanted rejected me

>>213408711
you on SSRIS?

going on a cheeky little walk now lads. Miss you already x

>>213409149
>after girl i wanted rejected me
Was this before or after you got your willy out?

>>213409147
see: lady gaga

>>213409176
Don't trip and fall and hit your head and die

honey bring it close to my
honey bring it close to my lips yeah
it's gotta be shit

>>213409072
It's alright but overrated. The parry system ruins it because the combat all boils down to timing parries.

Gonna be difficult to smoke today. It’s so nice out there will be bare people out

>>213409187
before

>>213409135
seems to be your regular turn based jrpg but with moustaches and bérets

>>213409126
nah I'm 6'2" but have a lean, wirey appearance not unlike a slightly muscled junkie

they can tell a man like me, a hungry man, isn't welcome there or used to their wares. It's all portly men over the age of 50. My beady, darting eyes cause them to become uncomfortable, a stark reminder of the world outside M&S and the jaguar they drove to get here from their paid-off bungalow.

>>213408719
>Britain, meanwhile, needs quicker GP appointments and tighter spousal visa rules.
Midwit economist

Britain needs Nordicism, Aryan vitalism, eugenics and classical architecture

just watched like 10 videos back to back.
America really is a movie

Im a holocaust denier, neo nazi, and white supremacist

>>213409188
a bad romance?

>>213409220
where you going ti smoke lad? going to take my dog for a walk on the beach, shall be partaking in a little herbal cigarette

>>213409188
I'm trans and I love lady gaga

the tea

>>213409176
porn addiction and a timid personality

>>213409220
Went out earlier and oddly enough it was quite empty. Reckon everyone's gone off on their hollybobs with the kids.

>>213408691
they say he targeted 3 boys, weird case honestly

>>213409108
Remember lad, it is absolutely essential that struggling young adults continue to fund the Winter Cruise Allowance so that wealthy pensioners can go on holiday and then shop at M&S when they get home

>>213409149
haha u show her ur cock mate?

I look like a nonce but the mad thing about it is I don't even fancy children

>>213409254
seen one youf go mental and try to fight 5 coppers you've seen them all haven't you

>>213409266
peng

some VERY attractive zoomerettes working in the local Maccies now, corrrr

>>213409266
the grandparentbergs got me a few tins of this when i moved into halls
didn't touch it
i'd eat any old shit back then but even this muck, i knew

>>213409254
for me its active self protection love it stone cold technical analysis of criminals getting their brains blown out

>>213409266
Used to put them in a food flask when I worked outside

>>213409260
born this way

Linux Mint lad here. Had another go in the live session on a USB at getting the sound working.

Tried installing PulseAudio but couldn't get any audio to play.

Any ideas? :/

>>213409283
cant remember was blacked out at that point only reason i know is that i found out i wasnt wearing underwear anymore this morning lol

>>213409297
um

>>213409297
my local one is all fatties and jeets

>>213409254
may I recommend Code Blue Cam, Midwest Safety, PoliceActivity

there's a million of them
I always get a dopamine rush when the worst cunts are slapped around by the popo, only to feel dopamine cucked when they get some shit like a $1000 signature bond

Even though they're the most incarcerated country in the world, I don't know how the fuck yankoids whine about mass incarceration.
Seeing so many cunts get the gentlest slap on the wrist for egregious crimes drives me up the wall.

>>213409314
if you're struggling with mint then linux might not be for you lad

>>213409261
Wedding cake
>>213409271
Fingers crossed. Knowing my luck probably not

wassup lil dudes

>>213408006
this isnt true at all you're getting this entire fantasy from the fact that Shane Gillis calls things "gay" as a joke. he's not a homophobe he's quite liberal and supports just about every left wing terrorist group around because theyre all underdogs in his view

>>213409323
I live in rural Suffolk so they're all white English qts

>>213409322
this is discrimination against young men

>>213409322
this is what blair and boris took from you

>>213409341
i said where not what you dopey bastard

>>213409351
alri

>>213409321
lol what are you like

My grandma "died" three times while I was in different jobs, before finally going through with it for real - selfishly, while I was unemployed. I'm too old now to realistically have a grandma, so am eyeing up my dad and laying the necessary groundwork.

Need my cock tiny like OP's writing

I'm a dreamer.

>>213409314
lspci and aplay -L in terminal, what soundcard is listed?

>>213409108
ktim
When I go in there in my dirty cheap work gear they can barely disguise their disgust and contempt of me

What genuinely stops a Non-Muslim from going to Mecca? They don't get like baptism certificates or whatever so what's to stop you blagging it?

>>213409321
>cant remember was blacked
were you?

>so am eyeing up my dad
ummm

>>213409372
they hire plenty young men they just get put in the back over the grills and boiling oil

for some reason all the 16 year old lasses work up front with the 27 year old male duty manager. It's unclear why.

>>213409314
If you run `systemctl status --user pipewire` in a terminal, does it say that the service is "active" in green letters? Does it have errors at the end, and if so what are the errors?

Or if that command doesn't work then try `systemctl status --user pulseaudio`

>>213409406
i feel like non muslims go to mecca all the time

not a single character added to the CV just had the tab open on my computer while i play video games and smoke weed

>>213409392
u,mm

>>213409395
>>213409423
don't do this you'll brick your rig

>>213409435
get chatpgt to write it

Within my lifetime, the state was engaged in counter-insurgency, mostly in Northern Ireland but London, Manchester and elsewhere on the mainland suffered too. The national sport had become a wasteland of casual violence and deathtrap stadiums. Set the riots of last summer against those of 1981, 2001 and 2011. Community relations? I saw half a dozen National Front logos per day as a child, etched into school desks and sprayed on concrete underpasses. Give me 2025, thanks.

What makes nostalgia so hard to argue against is that it is an ever-moving target. People pluck their favourite bits from different periods — the homogeneous culture of the 1950s, the industrial peace of the 1990s, the rampant growth of the pre-crash noughties — and combine them into a single fictitious moment. This isn’t just a sleight of hand. It makes it impossible for the present to “win”. Twenty twenty-five has to go up against a Best Of, a compilation from the last century or so.

>>213409297
for me its the cute chavs

>>213409439
flag on

>>213409297
the baby faced zoomers at mine are all taller than me :/

>>213409422
Jewish American plot to corrupt young teenage girls with older deadbeat loser men

if you could shag any celebrity who would you go for?

>>213409489
elton john

>>213409460
dead extension and you don't even talk to me anymore so... no!

>>213409489
lily colins

>>213409435
ktim but I don't do drugs

>>213409489
i'd love to shag trump to death

>>213409489
Hayley Atwell

>>213409510
you told me not to reply to you and then told me to kill myself

>>213409450
Don't be an arse, those commands are safe

>>213409489
Michelle Trachtenberg when she's alive

>>213409528
it's called playing hard to get

Why are political commentators such gaylords

>>213409529
stop pranking that poor lad

>>213409374
lol my bad in like this back alley behind houses

The Asian Fanny

>>213409489
1999 Denise Richards

nth for the pubdem

>>213409322
in my country i don't think i've ever seen a white person working behind a fast food counter and i mean that literally

Cans

going bargain booze anyone want owt

'avin a pint n a pouch

>>213409559
it's rude and abusive don't do it again

>>213409526
I believe this to be a credible threat and you should be investigated

>>213409609
fat cunt

>>213409489

>>213409489
Tom Hopper

>>213409615
good lad
glass of wine and a velo for me

>>213409322
may i have one order of SEX please BITCH

>>213409589
here the browns have strongholds on specific fast food places

like you'll never see a Subway place that isn't staffed by pakistanis / indians. Likewise I have never had a dominos delivered by anyone other than a brown man.

>>213409561
Clear none of these people grew up around farmers, the ones who own the farms are intelligent but the average farm worker is a barely literate worker drone mongoloid who only cares about farming and getting pissed. Can barely hold a conversation with them let alone discuss political ideologies.

Timmy's far left loon biomass lass

>>213409489

>>213409561
>Instead of taking a day off I'll infect everyone in my office with my disease

>>213409561
I can't stand that matt walsh freak he's a weird wimpy christian freak who constantly says dumb shit to seem manly like that chinless rapist fella

>>213409615
peng
a pouch after drinking a few pints is lush

>>213409489
Sydney Sweeny for the (You)s

>>213409626
>*pound*
>*pound*
>*pound*
>p-please anon i can't breathe m-my chest hurts
>*pound*
>*pound*
>*pound*
>i-i-i-uhhhhhh

and that would be that he would be dead

>>213409615
on the 17mg velo purple grapes myself with a nice glass of water

reckon a lot of gay lads are just defeatist beta males whose low self esteem has subconsciously convinced them that they're unworthy of women

>>213409673
what does the pouch do?

>>213409561

>>213409571
yh

The whore Sydney sweeny did a commercial in denim clothes
Jewish capitalism is saved!
Praise kek my 'pedes!

>>213409691
locked in

>>213409561
don't know how people take sick days when we all wfh. everyone is always at it at my toil but what can be wrong with you that you can't sit at your computer

>>213409684
gchq get on him he's made a plan

>>213409717
i like the one with the green ears

>>213409709
Mostly accurate except I don't think that kind of guy listens to Andrew Tate. That's more of a skinny zoomer audience.

>>213409646
>>213409673
>>213409691
The joke is on all of you
Its actually coffee and not beer hehehe

>>213409723
>pedes
/fr/ enjoyer?

Here's how you stop thread splitting

Threads automatically lock at 310 posts.
Boards only allow 2 threads up at the same time with the same subject title
One the second thread reaches the 310 limit, the previous thread of the same subject title automatically archives, allowing the next thread to be created.

This will also stop the ridiculous slowdown towards the end of a thread where everyone is too scared to post and also stops the new thread taking so long to be made because they are scared of making the new thread too late

>>213409677
Gwarn Haru I got 50 poond on ya!

>>213409705
It's nicotine

He needs to be dealt with

>>213409771
didn't care the firsttime terribleidealad

Leftypol nodding smugly. Rorke in hysterics

>British people as soon as the Wi-Fi connects.

>>213409778
i know but what does it do? when you smoke you get more than just nicotine, it's a whole experience

>>213409799
india also has a very low prison population. i wonder why

>>213409610
Am not

leftypol really in touch with the masses

>>213409702
I get hard around fit men. I don't around fit women. Simple as.

>>213409821
You get the stimulant effect of nicotine which is the primary effect of cigarettes as well

>>213409799
leftypol are stupid, the number of crimes committed is always going up, nobody is committing uncrime to lower the number.
fools.

>>213409771
yeah when was the last time 4chan had an update softlad

>>213409808
wwwそれは俺

>>213409702
Women failed to seduce me quick enough.
It was a race, men won.

Believe me, they tried.

>>213409741
silence suzuka

>>213409821
gives you a buzz and relieves nicotine withdrawals which is the main pull of smoking, that see saw between cravings and satisfaction

>gog giving away a dozen coomer games in the name of free speech

Trump called Putin a "tough cookie" in an interview.
What is a tough cookie

Bought "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild".

>>213409741
She's well cute

Ok so we're in a civil war now?

>>213409882
link me up

>>213409702
There are loads of gay lads who had girlfriends in school and some who have wives later in life. Stop projecting your weird incel headcanons

>>213409339
I'm not struggling, everything else seems ok.
>>213409395
For sound card, it says "Nvidia Device 22be"

>>213409423
> you run `systemctl status --user pipewire` in a terminal, does it say that the service is "active" in green letters? Does it have errors at the end, and if so what are the errors?

It says active, yes.
It says "mod.jackdbus-detect: Failed to receive jackdbus reply" in yellow.

>Or if that command doesn't work then try `systemctl status --user pulseaudio`

Says "Unit pulseaudio.service could not be found"

>>213409882
gog guys, good guys

off to the apothecary, you lads want anything?

>>213409902
Ill be funding both sides

You know it's a good idea

>>213409909
>nvidia
oh dear

>>213409850
People dont care about immigration either

>>213409898
on your switch 2?

>>213409919
maomao gf

>>213409919
I'll take the datura seeds please

horrendously gassy

>>213409898
Hope it was the Switch 2 edition at least

>>213409902

>>213409951
yes :3

>>213409947
What?

got called a blimpish conservative in the denis thatcher mold at tesco

>>213409882
Wasnt it only in America? I didnt get any

>"yeah mate I'm voting reform next election got to stick it to the political class!"

>>213409925
>Ill be funding both sides
sorry mate when we say pounds we're not talking about the three hundred or so you're carrying around

/archinstall

>>213409655
i've noticed there's more separation that way in london and european cities too, compared to my city here. although i think we also have more in terms of percentage of the population

You can go to prison for saying genocide is bad nowadays

>>213409948
that's pre boriswave

almost at the end of "Donkey Kong Bananza"
excellent game
will likely play "Bravely Default: Flying Fairy Remastered" next

>>213409909
you need to do sudo pacman -S bumblebee

>>213410001
sent that chubby bastard flying (and caused an earthquake in the process)

>>213409993
It's all divide and conquer tactics at the end of the day

yeah mate I'm voting reform next election got to stick it to the political class!

>>213409919
Pints lad

>>213409976
nice, the way it was meant to be played: 8 years later

SAY NO TO GE"NO"SIDE!

>>213410021
bloody wokes

for my yellow fever lads

https://www.pornhub.com/model/twosetduet

>>213410001
Dogshit zinger

mad how the boriswave happened during covid
you couldn't visit a dying person in hospital but people swanned in from the heart of darkness

>>213409948
woosh

>>213410027
Probably the Nintendo game I've enjoyed the most over the last few years

why is linuxmintmong not asking chatgpt who is infinitely faster than currys pc world tech support rejects

>>213409993
Takes like 2 seconds to vote if you can help get 1 paki deported it's worth it

>>213410037
voting reform because even a slim 1% chance to stop the biomass horde is better than the status quo

>>213410052

>>213410052
We can't see porn anymore you stupid cunt what do you think you're playing at

Beast Emperor Genocider

Jews are doing a genocide on whites and Palestinians at the same time
Will their thirst for death and destruction ever be quenched ?
I think not..

reckon we could learn from the lessons of our past and not support genocide in 2025 ange?

>>213409909
do "lspci -vnn | grep -iA4 audio"
Post full output

>>213410052
OFCOM!! remove this harmful content!

What is boriswave? Is that some new music genre?

>>213410073
haven't played a nintendo game since the wii
lots to catch up on! luckily most wii U games were ported to switch

>Hayley Williams uploads her new album to spotify as 17 singles

Klaus you dick

>>213410057
>Dogshit zinger
What's that your KFC order

>>213409561
isn't he the guy who said parents should kick their children out at 18 and stop helping them financially. a lot of women take their sick days when their children are sick. he's unironically anti family

>>213410084
>>213410085
oh my days

>>213410052
can't watch that

Feel like the end of a toothpaste tube trying to squeeze all this poo out my arse

do sudo -S pacman virus

>>213410104
Its okay when jews do it
Get a clue you antisemite

>>213410121
kek bodied him once bodied him twice

>>213410131
>Man up you wimp.

>>213410121
hit him for six

>>213410137
*squeezes you from head to arse*

sudo -s
cd /
rm -rf

Bit weird that the Tories started the Online Safety Bill, Labour pushed it and now use it to attack other parties who think it's too much

watching papillon, might watch another steve mcqino after

>>213410121
Sent that fat freak packing looool

>>213409718
just banter innit

>>213410131
Conservatives in america tell people to not go to college and to kick their children out at 18 and leave them nothing when they die and at the same time support jews who tell their kids to do nothing of the sort

wget -q virus.com
pip install ratworm

>>213410157
Ta mate

Quentin Cronemkino

hello is that baron grade of yarmouth?
yeah someone's trying to hack my computer through this site can you get it shut down please
yes i'll hold

>>213410131
yes. his "job" is also tweeting and making videos for 2 hours a day

>>213409907
>>213409989
https://items.gog.com/freedomtobuy/index.html
You need a gog account but those are free too and come with some other old free games.

>>213410198
Tobes x

>>213410180
bit weird that the uniparty imported billions of undocumented foreign soldiers and now criticise the uniparty for not limiting the number of undocumented foreign soldiers

>>213410228
hunie pop the only good game there

pip install celery man==4d3d3d3
pip install oyster

>>213410260
postal and agony are good

sudo pacman -Rns rorke

python oyster_smiling.py

pacman -S Tayne

>>213410275
Postal 2 is kino

cargo install --no-stdlib --relocatable brit --features boring_cunts

Plapping Katie's white batty console

>>213409771
not gonna matter in 2 weeks when we're banned

cowsay Sir Keir Farmer

generate me a hat wobble

cowsay "i love poo"

hello is that dame melanie dawes?
yeah i spoke to baron grade earlier about that hacker and the problems just got worse now, there's loads of them
can you help me out please?

>>213382221
>>213382221

>>213410078
you wont though

>>213410329
>just two more weeks

npm run dev

>>213410355
piss of sven

Sir Tranny Shagger

>>213410109
sith lord special move

absolutely stink of nutmeg

dithering about the house
pottering about, even

>>213410390
like my fucking roomba pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbE7dmOnWs4&t=150s
wow.

login -f rorke
pip uninstall bedroomsmell

>>213410109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E

>>213410405
aye so I am ahah

>>213406043
haha yeah i know what that's like

>>213410415
>>213410415
>>213410415

janny's just done sudo rm -rf >>213382221 lol

>>213409909
>It says active, yes.
>It says "mod.jackdbus-detect: Failed to receive jackdbus reply" in yellow.
I see. I wish I knew what that meant. At least we know PipeWire is running though.

I think this is a good idea because it should show what your audio hardware is: >>213410105

>>213410031
Stop trolling

>>213410371
yeah that was the joke you stupid idiot bastard