Thread 213410488

Red Snapper Edition
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>>213410124
Can I have sex with you?

Guys how the FUCK do I beat Chill Penguin!?

I got /fit/. Went to a bar, lost my virginity to an okay-looking girl. I feel like, was that it? Was that what I was working towards for all these years? I feel so disappointed and empty.

>>213410124
This makes us horny af

faggots need to die

Studies on fertility rates among interracial couples in the United States show that while fertility levels are generally intermediate between those of endogamous (same-race) couples, they vary significantly depending on the race and gender of each partner.

Specifically, research indicates that Black male/White female couples tend to have higher fertility rates than endogamous White couples. One study found that the odds of having a birth in the past year were 21% to 27% greater for Black male/White female couples compared to White/White couples. This pattern suggests that in these pairings, fertility levels are more similar to those of endogamous Black couples than to endogamous White couples.

However, this does not mean they are the most fertile. Other interracial pairings, such as those involving Hispanic men and White women, also show higher fertility rates than endogamous White couples. Additionally, some studies suggest that other endogamous minority couples, like American Indian, Asian American, and Hispanic couples, have higher odds of a birth in a given year than White couples.

Horrendous start

>>213410595
So it's actually Hispanic male white female and also black male white female couples that produce more children than white white couples

>>213410124
I want to ravage that ass holy shit

>>213410595
BBC so powerful....

I used to have a webm of a hot tranny showing his laptop with /gif/ open then he pans to his face and sticks his tongue out

I thought I had posted it with "4chan posters look like THAT?!" but I can't find it on the archives.

If you were in the avatar universe, what kind of bender would you be?

speaking of trannies, i havent fapped to trannies in a while

I heard of a spot where there’s lots of latina hoes, should i go there? Heard they mad crazy but idk

>>213410124
/cum/posters are so sexy...

>>213410579
if all faggots died /cum/ would lose a significant amount of posters

>>213410561
I lost my virginity as a junior in high school when my senior, a chick who took steroids and worked out every day, fucked me in the ass with a strap-on.
I'm 25 and I've never had sex since.

>>213410719
Earth and I would use tiny sharp shards of rock that I would control from a hidden spot to penetrate their body and once the piece is inside them I would wrench it around in their internal organs. I think this would be an effective way to kill people with minimal resistance

Heading to work.

Daytahronius L'Uzi Jenkins

I would crucify 15.8 million jews to get a muscle mommy to peg me with a strapon.

You'll never have sex Jason

>>213410545
Jump and shoot at the same time

Jason seems to be an influence of great power here. I will kill him and take his place

would getting fucked in the ass count as losing my virginity?

who the fuck is chill penguin

I haven't read a book for 10+ years and my retarded ass just went and bought The Sound and the Fury as if that's a good book to get back into reading.

Jason is funny and charming and handsome and cool and has a big dick

D'Gulshawn Goldcamo Washington

>>213411018
Only if it's by a woman. Gay sex doesn't count as losing your virginity because it's not real sex and because it's too easy, gay men will have sex with strangers

>>213410884
at a certain point it has to be easier to pay one to do that for you

>>213411072
>gay men will have sex with strangers
>implying

>>213411030
Lolling at you cuddled under a blanket with a nice tea going in blind to the beginning Benjy section.

Would you have sex with a witch if she had hitomi tanaka sized tits

I'm half gay and I'd only have sex with my bf or gf. Casual sex is degenerate.
>>213411158
No, too big.

I was raped as a plot point

The last girl I was with said she had to choose between regular panties and no-show panties, and I have no idea what the difference is.

>>213411195
virtually every homo has casual sex

>>213410488 (OP)
>Red Snapper
yummy

>>213411218
the difference is clearly "regular" and "no-show", you dum dum

>>213411325
well they were solid black and they just looked like regular panties.
shame she didn't take them off. it was nice playing with her boobs though.

>someone liked you on bumble!
>swipe through since this entire app is pointless anyway
>you missed a match!
>it was a single mother built like a bowling ball
wow, what a save

i also don't get it in general. i somehow had chicks talking to me, with one outright asking me to fuck her (which i turned her down because i was a moron) when i was a silent, autistic (actually fat) retard when i was in college a decade ago. now i'm more in shape than i have been in my entire life, lost a ton of weight, look good, make decent money, don't dress like a goober anymore and it makes zero difference, none of them give a shit. done with this shit. gonna go back to being a fucking hermit.

Fiddontay Cali Jefferson
Ay'Kay Fodesehm Billings
L'Glock Swish Johnson

>>213411356
nigga, like i said, the difference is the words used. one uses "regular" and the other "no-show".

>>213410488 (OP)
>oh! Red snapper, very tasty!
https://youtu.be/hb8MUsezbLc?si=cCM_ilaynWYegBib

>>213411400
Garfiel' L'Zanya

>14 years old brother already lost his virginity
>I’m a 23 year old virgin
My life is a fucking comedy

>>213411519
>only 23

>>213411261
You're brown and a pedophile so idc

>>213410545
Did you get him yet bro I'm trying to have a nap but the suspense is keeping me awake

Why am I able to bag more attractive women by meeting them in real life rather than on dating apps? I’m 29 if that’s relevant

i'm 27 and i have never had sex in my life

>>213411673
attractive people don't need apps, those are for laymen.

I'm a mentally and physically disabled shut in. What's your excuse for being here, job having sexhaver normalfag?

That's what I thought.

>>213411844
Just talking to people and having fun.

>>213411983
4chan posters look like THAT?!

>>213411983
>this cutie is who chuds tell to kill themselves

i dont think its uncommon for these amateur porn stars on gif, i remember seeing that bad dragon dildo girl there one time

THERE ARE H*LLOWEEN DECORATIONS AT THE GROCERY STORE

>>213411844
I have a job, I don't live with my parents, and I'm not a virgin, but I don't have any friends. /cum/ is pretty much the only social interaction I ever get.

>>213411618
I’ll try again tonight bro. Thanks for checking in

>>213412133
90 days til halloween
silver shamrock

>>213412158
Dang well good luck man you'll gettim

>>213412167
Summer always ends too soon

>>213412210
i hate summer

Imma wear chainmail armor this year for halloween. What about you guys?

90% of the time in conversation especially with people who i don’t know very well or who are strangers i’m thinking “why the fuck are you telling me this” or “how the fuck am i supposed to respond to that”. i think normies don’t really think through conversation it’s just something they enjoy doing for its own sake and they chatter unconsciously at one another

What should I say next

>>213412294
kill yourself

>>213412294
>spill my seed
sexting is so embarrassing

>>213412365
i dont think its real desu desu

/cum/ is the 2nd gayest general on /int/

>>213412514
first is?

the receptionist at my dentist is a qt black girl and she’s so pretty and so nice and I have no chance with her and I hate my stupid incel chud life

>>213412558
/MENA/

>>213412514
We are, so fuck off back to /r/Christianity or whatever

>>213412514
*fucks your bussy*

/bum/

America is the worst country in the world to be a loser in

I just realized the reason why i wasn't getting any tips when I did doordash a few years ago is because I didn't have an insulated bag

>>213412686
Wrong. You can be a loser and as long as you aren't a complete retard junkie you can get by quite comfortably and be pretty safe.

Imagine being a loser in like Brazil or Africa and just dying.

>>213412571
Are Black people in Canada called African Canadians?

>>213412751
everybody is a loser in those countries so it's not shameful to them

>>213412774
Obviously they have their own relative social strata and losers and winners. A loser in America is in a better position than a winner in Brazil.

>>213412764
I think we just say Black person/people

Read me the letter, baby
Do not leave out the words
Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls
And I wanna know
‘Cause I want you to know

>>213412843
a loser in brazil is at home. a loser in america is in hell

Just found out a game I beat recently and really enjoyed was made by a Br*zillian. How do I cope?

I ain't gay but I do gay stuff
Like fucking dudes in the back of my truck
A little ass slap don’t mean I'm queer
I just suck some dick when I drink my beer
Ain't nothing wrong with a little squeeze
It don’t mean shit if your'e on your knees
I love my guns and I have my rights
And fuck dudes on Friday nights!

>>213412843
a winner in Brazil has a private military and access to the purest South American powder.

Chose one and ONLY one...

>>213413044
Painted nails are so gross.

The “dissidents” of the BAP sphere are not pleased with Eden Deckerhoff either. She dared to shout at a belligerent jew and lightly push him away, and this is considered contrary to the Bronze Age Mindset.

Historically, the Bronze Age mostly involved people sitting quietly and engaging in polite small talk with their enemies. In the afternoon they would break for tea.

>>213413044
whats the catch?

the word Paradise comes from Persia, and means walled enclosure = garden.
El Trumpo is a christian.
he believes in Paradise.

checkmate.

in other words, westerners, since their conversion to christianism, have been colonized by the religions of the desert, and their views on the physics and the metaphysics come from it.
and there's nothing you can do about it.

Chilling in bed with Momberg and Dadberg

Just came back from the beach. I want a big booty milf to shake her ass on my face so badly bros. There was one in a tiny thong bikini bottom that bent over basically showing her asshole to me while I passed. Was that purposeful? Did she want me to go at it right there?

>>213413343
You don't exist in her world bud

on average how many times do you poo in a day?

>>213413343
women pull their shirts up to display their rump when they notice me walking behind them.

I think I might have accidentally ripped off some parked car’s mirror today but I just kept going
There’s a little scuff on mine anyway and it made a loud thud

*high class british butler voice* bit of gay sex mi lord?

>>213413432
depends how well I've been eating

>>213413432
been shitting like 3 times a day for the last year, honestly kind of worried I have some sort of weird ass or stomach cancer so I haven't gone to the doctor yet

fat fuck

Just shot a roll of iso 8 at f1.2
Wonder how it'll turn out, luckily I had good light and some willing subjects

>>213413432
once or twice

>>213413497
That's the thing I'm not fat and I haven't gained any weight over the last year, I'm actually 2-3 lbs lower than I was this time last year, its also not good solid shits, I'm pretty sure its a medical issue

I would drop 15.8 million jews into those tanks of water you throw the ball at the target to make the person's chair drop them for a MILF to sit on my face and let me eat her ass.

creature

>>213413530
why do you have to drop jews in water first?

Shit thread

>>213413460
Alfred, I will have you know that I explicitly say said “no homo” to protect myself from these allegations. The defence is airtight.

>>213413615
OP did a good job though

>>213411519
thats the type of shit you take to the grave

>>213413564
idk just an example of a sacrifice id be willing to make in equivalent exchange

Donald Trump

>>213413698
You can't suffer in Brazil

>>213413687
yeah but its jews if you want to sacrifice them just say you'd do an unlimited amount

>>213413687
What if it was a dunk tank of a highly corrosive substance? Would you still dip them
I would for a popsicle on a mildly warm day.

>>213413698
vgh, the capybara fields of lore

>>213413722
Donald Trump

>>213413770
Some people pronounce picture like pitcher

had a dream where i was outside

>>213413744
>>213413757
Listen, im not thinking about jews right now im thinking about a MILF in a black microbikini with a huge ass and tits and my tongue entering her asshole while she sucks me.

>>213413800
Donald Trump

>>213413843
Have you ever smelled a womans ass if it wasn't freshly washed?
Deranged fetish, smells like POO fyi...

>Girl at the grocery store made an eye contact with me for one second
Feels good making it. See you later incels lmao.

>>213413903
*mob goon voice* get this fakecel outta ‘ere!

>>213413903
Was she looking up at you or... on equal footing or... ˡᵒᵒᵏᶦnᵍ ᵈᵒʷn ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

*mob goon voice* ey boss I don't think this guy is a goon I think he's a porno addict

>>213410488 (OP)
OP is dubs (88)
Previous thread was dubs (88)
Previous previous thread was dubs (77)

check em

>>213414034
check em

sometimes i pretend to be redditjeet

>>213413885
Maybe so, but I'm an AVPD MGTOW KHTV so reality doesn't really matter. It's the thought that counts.

>>213414100
Sometimes I grab my buttcheeks in the shower and pretend it's a foid. I've been hitting squats so it's pretty thicc

I love organizing files so much it is crazy

At my Aunt's house eating mussels

>>213414102
*rapes u* not a virgin anymore buddy

>>213414132
Her ass mussels?

>>213414124
>Sometimes I grab my buttcheeks in the shower and pretend it's a foid
So I'm not the only one who does this

>>213414155
fucking owned his ass

>>213414127
I built a new pc a month ago and I finally feel like I’m getting the hang of organizing my files. I have an SSD for my OS, an SSD for games and programs, and an HDD for old files and movies.

>>213413903
I remember a girl making eye contact with me and smiling while she was in her possible bf's arms. I trust women even less since.

/brit/ is better than /cum/
>>213413699

>>213414153
*rapes you while you're raping him*

>>213414124
>>213414172
Have you ever taken your squatplug in the shower?

>>213412604
I'd love to get my hands on that

>>213414229
Washing your squatplug is bad luck

I used to make eye contact with women and smile and wink at them and they never gave me a gf so I stopped and just ignore them now

Consider the following

Why don't Mexicans post in /cum?

I would have plowed a canadian twinks fields if the canadian government was such fags and barred me from entry

>I'm 5'10
>my entire extended family is at least 6'3
>I have several cousins who are over 6'6
>Most of my aunts are 6'2 and above

lol

>>213414309
No hablo ingles

>>213414314
Being too tall fucks up your spine and heart. Bigger dogs have shorter lifespans for a reason.

It's better to be short, we just associate short with brown in multi-racial countries.

>>213414314
Keep your chin up little guy, height isn't everything.

coca cola wonder bra

>>213414371
>>213414392
I'm a virgin because I'm under 6ft

Jason's uncle is in trouble

>>213414425
The average height of Japanese women is 5'2"

>>213414393
I'd wear a coca cola wonder bra probably, bet it'd keep the titties cool

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>213414425
Plenty of short guys have girls.

>be me
>discover a new cute and demure snapfu
>google her name
>see a twitlonger about a predatory trannard
>panic
>turns out it's just someone else with a similar name
It's been a long day of ups and downs

>>213414515
I'm having sex with your mother

are there bras for men

>>213414515
I'm not attracted to Asian girls
>>213414554
Cap

you enjoy dipping your pizza in coca cola

>>213414559
My mother is 5'5"

>>213414561
kind of, not really. most of the guys with legit gyno have lower T anyways and most of them just seem to wear female bras

>>213414581
>I'm not attracted to Asian girls
you hispanic or black or Brazilian?

>>213414581
its true, some women settle for less. Kinda of like guys who like mid girls.

southrons put peanuts in their coke

>>213414637
my boobs hurt when i jog

Japanese people are so bad at english it's crazy

>>213414561
idk but I keep getting targeted ads for bras and they're A cups like why do they think I'm a titled foid?

>>213414659
sports bra for you fatty

>>213414643
None of the above?
>>213414653
I have no interest in settling

Gaijin are so bad at Japanese it's crazy

>>213414668
>why do they think I'm a titled foid?
damn tfw no gf with a land and title

Imagine unironically living in a flyover shithole village such as Indianapolis

>>213414425
come to Mexico being under 6ft is average

>>213414729
Indianapolis mogs my "city" (Kansas City)

A big ass shitbull approached me this morning, I had to stand there while it sniffed me until the owner came and took it.

>>213414757
plastic and filters

>>213414797
Same. I wish I lived there instead of in Jacksonville

>>213414797
nigga I'd moved my ass outta that "city" the moment I had 1000$

DO NOT LOOK UP PHOTOS OF ASIAN WOMEN BEFORE THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

>>213414667
Learning English if you speak a language that's not from Europe is hard. Japanese and English are very different languages.

I bust my ass 60 hours a week making tiktoks just to put food on the goddamn table, and does anyone ever thank me? Hell no

>>213414802
Cope, dalit.

>>213414797
Which part of KC?

ngl i've gained some weight

>>213414933
How tho?

>>213414950
Liberty, but I used to live in Gladstone

>>213414952
I haven't gained weight since I was 18 10 years ago.

>>213414969
they pretty cute tho

I'm an anabolic beast

>>213414549
I’m drinking an espresso martini

>>213415185
you’re an analholic?

how to win a fight in the hood

every single chicano should get a asian gf

>>213415345
we believe in overwhelming force!

>>213415405
and move to China.

>>213414969
Japanese are white though

Next time without Mexico.

Japanese are white
Koreans are white
Chinese are not white, but Taiwanese are

Today, I will remind them

>>213410827
A sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

>>213415547
grim. plastic surgery should be illegal

Peta Griffin File

>>213415617
Blind dalit

>>213415547
what is this webm supposed to prove??

>>213415686
kpop stars get plastic surgery

>>213415699
A girl called me daddy once and I lost my boner she should have called me son

>>213415741
call you the zoomer rodney dangerfield

made some cornbread muffins

>>213415713
who cares. they look good

Kinda want to masturbate my dick but it would be uncouth in my childhood home

I HAD A HOOKER OVER

>>213416084
That picture is ancient. J remember seeing it years ago

>>213416084
Did you fuck a hooker in your mother's bed? That's honestly peak degenerate loser tier

>>213416084
Nice

>>213416084
jeez man at least fuck her in your own bed

>>213415529
Chinese and Taiwanese are the exact same people tho

>>213415450
Shut up, wokie.

How many hookers has jason fucked?

Everybody Wang Chung tonight

>>213416217
whiteness is partly political

>>213416266
It isn't tho

>>213416249
Jason has never even sniffed a vagina

I've only fucked one hooker in my life.
Sex work is valid chuds

Rabbi Ronen Shaulov calls for a Holocaust in Gaza:

"All of Gaza and every child in Gaza should starve to death"

>>213416334
Did you? How old was she jason?

>>213416316
It is
For example, a North African or a Turk can be extremely pale without being considered white by many Americans

>>213416357
I'm not Jason
She was like late 30s brazilian hoe

>>213416371
It isnt tho
Its 100% biological

I've banged Asian hookers, Dutch, Italian, American, Mexican, black, German, French, and from several eastern Euorpean cunts

>>213416350
old news

>>213416376
Taiwanese are biologically White. Their political situation has an epigenetic effect on the populace

My face would genuinely be Chadlite tier if I didn't have so much cheek fat

>>213416389
Rate them

The norwood raper always comes to collect

I've been told that my jawline is one of my best features, but I really want to grow out my beard

If prostitution was legal and not insanely expensive, I'd visit brothels frequently. Might as well not like I'll ever get pussy the normal way

>>213416409
it's really about personality and if they make it fun
the Korean and Mexican were most fun

have you ever been to Kontacthof in Frankfurt by the hauptbanoff?
it's hilarious, I think it's 4 or 5 floors and the girls get uglier and cheaper as you go up

>>213416396
It doesn't tho
They are han Chinese like the ones in mainland china
They are the exact same race
You are pushing literal pusedoscience rn because you dont like china's form of government

I have sexed 1 mexicano and that's it

>>213416443
Norwood raper is better than Norwood reaper

>Taiwanese are biologically white
What is this retard smoking?

>>213416482
Japanese, Koreans, and Taiwanese are White
Keep coping

what is the point of this weird argument where somebody pretends obviously brown people are erm, actually they're White??

>>213416445
Multiple people have told me that my eyes are very attractive. I don't know what that means

The last time I had something almost resembling a social network was college, but even there I was still a loner and didn't really have a group.
And that was almost 3 years ago
I genuinely have no idea where or how to connect to other people my age anymore outside of jobs

>>213416464
Because I can't get regular pussy I'd be hesitant. Imagine catching a STD even though your monthly fuck volume is 1x.
Risks only pay off for tall and handsome men.

>>213416525
Come talk to me when you've stopped living in your fantasy world and returned to reality

Central Asia seems like a cool place to visit because it is majority Asian but ethnic Russians are a big enough minority that you wouldn't immediately be pegged as a foreigner

>>213416542
Taiwan likes the united states and doesnt like china so that makes them white o algo

If they aren't White then give me a scientific, biological definition of "White" (you can't)

>>213416631
t. chicanxoid

>>213416693
Fixation index difference less than 3% deviation from European baseline

>>213416693
>give me a scientific, biological definition
there isn't one because it's an informal term

starting to genuinely hate israel

>>213416589
>Imagine catching a STD even though your monthly fuck volume is 1x
Id imagine with state run brothels they'd have regular testing. Anyways yolo

>>213416806
you have too much fucking free time on your hands

>>213416808
It would be too tiresome to drag my incel looking ass to the doctor

>>213416806
>starting to

>>213416746
3% as a cutoff point is arbitrary

I would say I like anybody that kills muslims, but I've been banned for saying that before so I won't say it again

fucked up little creature

whole nother hour till my streamerfu starts streaming

>>213416732
How does saying that make me a mexican?

>>213416986
He didn't use the meme arrow so he's actually the chicanxoid

are you guys aware that gayson isn't white?

>>213416887
It's a good value that confirms visual impressions. Though you could make it 1.5% as well if you prefer higher standards.

Rabbi Ronen Shaulov calls for a Holocaust in Gaza:

"All of Gaza and every child in Gaza should starve to death"

>>213417069
based, only normies and sellout politicians care for palestine

tejanos are invited to my thread

>>213417079
>>213417079

>>213417047
>good
>prefer
I'm afraid evaluative judgments do not constitute scientific rigor
Taiwanese are White

I feel physical discomfort when I'm stuck behind slow drivers
like my body is screaming at me to feed it G's and I can't

>>213417118
sometimes when I wake my bf up he'll say something in spanish without realizing it, very cute trait honestly (I don't speak spanish)

This is a white person according to this retard

>>213413077
every time someone chimps out people get mad at BAP for not siding with the chimpout because they didn't actually read his book and just saw the words Bronze Age in his name

Everyone who posts anime is spiritually brown

anybody who posts anime is clinically a functional mentally ill person

>>213417092
t. Claudia Sheinbaum

Japanese, Koreans, and Taiwanese are White. Irish are not White.

I've never seen any Akira Kurosawa movie.

>>213417290
Like Kurosawa I make mad films

>>213417266
Yes, look at these fine aryan specimens

>>213416867
I meant testing of the girls. anyways if you're a cel, you already have zero status its not like your life could get much worse than it already is by having a std
Go live a little. I bet there's lots of young ukranian girls in german brothels

>>213417266
These two are definitely white people

White architecture

>>213417311
K I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai

whos your favorite asian rapper?

>>213417371
Agreed. Glad you finally got your head out of your ass, anon!

>>213417431
Keith Ape

>>213417463
Yes. Problem?

>>213417463
Only people from southern england in one specific area of warwickshire are white
Get a clue !

>>213417463
Are you sexy irl?

>>213417527
>>213417527
>>213417527
>>213417527

>>213417399
I FUCKING LOVE TDM