Thread 213427970

*blocks your path* edition

sucking a latte

corr look at this slag (I haven't had sex in 4 years)

can't get the smell of BO out of my favourite shirt no matter how many times it goes through the wash

>>213427994
could have just inserted yourself onto my penis for less than £4.00

>>213427970 (OP)
are OSRS players these days mainly redditors or rorkes?
my instincts lean towards rorkes because it's all about retvrning, but also there are poofter pride events and they/them pronouns in the game now
probably split down the middle

>>213428067
Mousenonce stopped playing because of the pride stuff

>>213428067
i made a new account last summer but uninstalled after they renamed man and woman to body type i and ii or some retardation to that effect

>>213428067
the wizard over by falador also does tranny magic for free these days (it used to cost 3k)
must be a reference to are NHS

Oh, gun-toting urchin
What do you need?
Oh, it's nothing
She ain't coming back to me

Oh, gnawing orphan
What can I bring?
Oh, it's nothing
He already took everything

Listening to shoegaze

>>213428126
oh yeah? who are your favourite shoegaze artists?

>>213428067
Redditors are the only one's jamflex listens to.

>>213428027
soak it in the sink for 30 minutes, 2 parts water and 1 part vinegar, before washing

completely mentally insane, i am
lost the plot, i have

>>213428154
some stories are plot driven, others character driven

>>213428047
>>213428088
>>213428121
oi m8 u got a loicense for this post?

>>213428151
is this some trick to get me to accidentally make toxic chemicals? fallen for that too many times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUeLkZt74&list=PLfimnwaZdumjABvYHnq7nXUU41YVqPA3i

>>213428170
*well.. it's a couple of days out of date but.. maybe we can find a way around it.. if you're so inclined*

>>213428176
as long as you don't do a barrel roll it won't turn to mustard gas

steppin' out, rockin' the pineys

Something not quite right about this caberge.

>>213428024
That's a hell of a slag, I have to give you that.

Women like hands

and you
you knew the hand of the devil

wasting my life

Why is there a controversy about Sydney Sweeney advertising jeans?

>>213428126
who are your favourite shoegaze artists

>>213428499
She has good "genes" blonde hair and blue eyes
Yes really, reddit trannys and negroids are seething over that

>>213428499
so they can sell more jeans

>>213428527
>everything is a conspiracy to sell more products
you're so fucked in the head lol

>>213428499
Brown people are angry and fat again.

>>213428499
It's all marketing. Has great jeans is the new got milk. Doesn't seem to be for a specific brand even, it's just a nice white people slogan. Nice jeans (NIGGER) Got milk? (NIGGER). Because everything we do, we do it to keep the black man down. We have to because they intimidate us. Did you go to college?

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honestly just need ruby to tug me off with her arse on my face

>>213428569
it's not a conspiracy mate it's marketing 101

sydney sweeney isn't good looking though, she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

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and because i didn’t give an enthusiastic yes to my missus plans for us for today she’s now depressed and don’t want to do shite

>>213428612
but boobies

>>213428612
you look like half a crab

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>>213428612
Id be like a rat up a drain pipe with her

Sydney Sweeney has great jeans but the jeans make her arse look like I pancake so not great marketing in my opinion, why would I want to buy jeans that make my arse look bad

oh my days the belgian is a vpn too

>>213428622
Facts.

>>213428631
>*Blocks sites and asks for bank details*

>>213428612
Compared to the uncertain species whinging about her ad, she's a beauty

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>>213428646
delighted is a bit of a strong word in that context

*In the most American accent you have ever heard*

>Corr need me a Paki petezurr shoppe in Great Yarmouth

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Lads, I need to go to the gym. I can't be a fat fuck any longer.

>>213428470
yeah

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

arr ziedbelg certainly is a strange fella

>>213428646
love jewish people

>>213428674
Get a VR helmet, bring the gym to the home not the home to the gym that's what I always say

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>213428667
i enjoyed this post

cronem sustenance

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Sydney Sweeney is a maga retard. She threw her mum a MAGA themed birthday party. Who throws a birthday party to the theme of a political party it's so weird. Why are they all so weird

4 stam 4 strength leather belt

>>213428717
Spacker

>>213428719
my level 21 warrior would’ve loved this

I pay my taxes. I have a mortgage. I work full time.
I should get wanked and paid by Sir Keir Starmer, not these migrants

>>213428651
If women ran the world they'd be starting wars with neighboring nations twice a week "for no reason".

>>213428739
left wing women would fix the world in two years flat

May throw a party under a certain thematic that I cannot disclose under Sir Poo Barmer and Peter Fyle's surveillance

>>213428755
Bizarre post

>>213428690
Incredibly american post that

>>213428755
AMEN AMEN BROTHER

>>213428717
says more about the mum than her

your delivery saar

Government issued Sir Keir Starmer themed birthday parties

would actually give my life savings for her to appear right now and wank me off while i lay here hungover
its the only thing that would fix me

>>213428791
What do you reckon her farts smell like?

>>213428791
doubt she'd know what to do

>>213428470
Ktim. I'll turn around when tomorrow starts in 4 minutes

How many times have you watched the bonnie blue documentary

Just had a seismic piss shiver nearly left a puddle on the floor if not for my cat like reflex

You never see a baby pigeon

Just had a seismic piss shiver nearly left a puddle on the floor if not for my cat

Seen every good movie, heard every good tune, wanked to every good porno. Not much left to do

Im like the Neitschien last man

Just had a seismic piss on my cat

>>213428905
you haven't seen every good /brit/ post have you

was too lazy to vaccum dead ants from behind my bed and now their corpes are covered in mold

Michael Caine twitter. Amusing.

>>213428905
Time to transition.

>>213428024
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>>213428963
filters the air improving air quality

another summer gone like i wasn't even there

>>213429019
grow up

>>213429043
Good riddance

>>213429002
Calm down

>>213427970 (OP)
Mae-geri, then keep walking

>>213428791
Eyes down here.

tug me off and tell me its all going to be ok
please how do i manifest this

German doner kebab are now selling a 'gym doner box'
So unbelievably deano

>>213429169
Had it once and it was vile with shocking prices. Don't know what the Germans are playing at

deanos are all rorkes now

>>213428067
mostly redditors but there were riots over the pride event

What if we normalised keeping live plants in our cars?

your response please leftypol?

and thusly /brit/ realises it harbours entities as insane as anything found across the deep and uncharted depths of the web

women would rather murder 100 babies than shag us

>>213429272
they wouldnt have done it if the uk wasnt racist

>>213429292
Good point leftypol, they probably did it because they missed home :(

>>213429272
the problem is men not afghanis
what about all the white men who have ever raped anyone
yeah but what about western imperialism
this didn’t happen


take your pick

George Galloway and Nick Fuentes are some of the only politically active westerners whose entire identity and brand appeal is so toxic and corrosive to most normal people in their own culture that they have decided to scrape the barrel and gone after the appeal of Muslims to build their followings

I think trying to get the Muslims on your side, in any sort of scenario, is always the biggest hint that your movement is disgusting to your own countrymen

>>213428676
what a thick slag, bet her cunt tastes like cod

>>213429355
Happy Holidays! Happy Eid!

Carry on dick on the telly.
The best carry on in my opinion

>>213429138
She's never had a sexual thought in her life

>>213429359
can you please not post sentences which make vomit appear in my mouth thanks

>>213429355
dont know anything about nick fuentes other than hes a gay maga mexican

what do you guys think of brexit in your country?

>>213428676
corrrr might go to the wank shed for this one

hey!!!!!!!!

>>213429359
Ex gf was a larger lady, her cunt pretty much was always musky, no real taste but the musk was very strong and due to her belly it was hard to breathe down there.
Didn't do it very often due to this, she never liked sucking me off either though so we tended to just fuck instead.

>>213429430
really good on paper but executed badly by mongs who didn't really believe in it

>>213429442
hello.....

>>213429430
not a lot. life has largely stayed the same for me

>>213429430
A campaign through correct legislation that the Powers that be DID NOT like and still to this day punish us for daring to campaign it. It is the main reason so many rights are being stolen from us as punishment.

foren is just an :o away from fren

farting hysterically

>>213428585

>Nice jeans (NIGGER) Got milk? (NIGGER)

Alri Hulk Hogan

back in a bit lads, nadine dorries has just burst in demanding to wank me off ;(

>>213429518
You're up early lad?
Didn't have too many cans last night I suppose?

>>213428646
How do you make them look so real?

might do something drastic

oh my days ireland is one of his vpns too

The rapey cat is out of the bag, folks

*sigh*
liz truss and priti patel have just abseiled into my room for a mandatory face sitting session :(

>>213429509
Update: just done diahrrea in the toilet

morning lads, any plans for today?

>>213429575
Same bruv had some spicy indian curry yesterday

>>213429537
I'm not canslad and I was working until 1 last night

>>213429578
Going to dwell in my evil incel lair

>>213429578
to be completely honest, no

>>213429578
going to Costco with my GIRLFRIEND

lads penny morduant keeps banging my door and shouting about sucking me off :(

>>213429272
Where are you getting at? They raped a 12 year-old girl, they should face consequences.

>>213429230
Yeah I've been to the one in York once
Absolute shite and a meal for ants

Feeling particularly neurodivergent today

just landed a swift right hook on nanberg

>>213429578
Bouldering
B and M home stores
Bindia winning the cricket (unfortunately)

Simple as

everything will be ok in the end.... right?

>>213429659
no uppercut this time?

>>213429659
scream

What's a good entry-level job I can get into without going to Uni

>>213429682
Railway Signaller

liz kendall wank arse

quite funny that the irish flag is so associated with alcoholism that it's a surprise seeing it in the morning and that's not even a stereotype but based on regular posters

>>213429578
church

How did she get so famous?

>>213429578
it's my day off. im gonna get pissed up on cheap beer and vodka sodas

>>213429716
Stereotypes are never true rorke.

got meddle on, nearly finished, will be putting on another album when it's done, will keep you posted

>>213429791
I recommend Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal

wham! bam! the flim-flam man!

>>213429791
meddle's pretty good. atom heart mother be my favorite

settling in for a day of gaming

You ever touch water and suddenly have the urge to piss?

might wank to a video of a black man having violent sex with a white man

>>213429893
People used to prank their friends by placing their finger in a glass of water as they slept. It would make them wet the bed

>>213429884
corr what you playing?

>>213429911
do you enjoy perpetrating evil?

Please stop following me. I wish to not be followed.

>>213429942
i don't see evil as a valid concept

かわいいだけじゃだめですか?

https://youtu.be/jZqTz1G8G04?si=UtV0XK6vx8Aj4fqu

>>213429975
wonder what his go-to order is

>>213429978
you are utterly consumed by evil

>>213429990
3 medium fries and an oasis

>>213429993
wouldn't know would i

>>213429990
20 nuggets, he throws them all at his dad

Hate being alive frankly

>>213430019
you have bathed in evil so much that you see no distinctino between it and the water
grim

>>213430042
iktf

My arse smells a bit sweaty and pooey after a wash last night. Kinda a shame with the pooey part. I like it sweaty.

>I ordered an oasis at McDonald's (it Wes literally water) - Reddit
the result of my "mcdonald's oasis" search

>>213430042
grow up

>>213428024
she got a face tattoo and bogged herself

>>213430056
grow up mate

after a long day at work i went into the nude and scratched me taint and bollocks. felt quite heavenly

i don't understand why some boomers start spelling things phonetically when they learned how to spell properly just like everyone else

>>213430047
the only distinction is that you keep bothering me with your petulant little messages

might buy a telecaster

>>213430105
hes just telling you the truth at the end of the day. Dont think he cares if you're bothered by it, you are a demonic freak and should be called out on your demonic behaviour.

>>213428470
yeah? you're wasting your life? so has almost everyone else since the dawn of time. get with the program chud!

post the selfie
attach your name, face and address to your evil incel porn habits
save the children rorke

>>213430134
because i mentioned wanking to gay porn

feel like SHIT

>>213430134
fantastic post

>>213430073
What does your arse smell like?

>>213430163
hope you feel better soon mate :)

type shit

>>213430175
don't tell him what to do

uploading family photos to verify

Would love to sniff her farts.

>>213430181
In English, please.

Toil shift in 39 minutes
take the piss

I wonder how many times mousey has verified so far

simply ask a family member to take a selfie with you and crop yourself out to verify

>>213428047
odd post

would love to fart her sniffs

the clothing website messina hembry is possibly the only good thing to come out of Ipswich..it's crowing achievement

>>213430230
wonder if ghouls can pass the id check
anyone tried with fallout

might order toilet roll of amazon to keep my food shop nice and easy

humiliation ritual

properly mentally ill goblin in here this morning

rorke in 2017
*tapes up the laptop webcam incase they can see me*
rorke in 2025
*uploading 4k ultra HD images of his mug and/or full government ID so he can wank to chink porn*

>>213430250
shut up you little div

LE RORKE SOMETHING DUMB XD

this all stems from me casually mentioning gay sex, bear in mind. i'm a demon all of a sudden.

>>213430277
meet me outside Neath Indoor market at 10am you fat neek

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

OF ANYTHING

COOMING TO NATALIE MARS

bit chilly today

>>213430287
Putting your penis into the hairy farthole of another man he shits out of, and finding that sexy, is a mental illness lets be honest here

>>213430282
stop seething rorke

slept in and haven't walked dogberg yet
poor dogberg

>>213430320
get him walked fed and wanked

>>213430255
we getting ready for church la
got get the evil out of us
OUT OUT OUT
>>213430287
>perpetuates evil
>doubles down
>doesn't even find it evil
>keeps going on about how they dont recognise evil
you evil af properly lathered in it

LE RORKE
LE LEFTYMONG
XDDDDDD

It's nightly routine to rub my arse hole a d then smell it. It's what makes me wash otherwise I'd be a smell disgusting smeghead.

>>213430313
it's the masculine desire to force another man into submission in front of his good lady wife

not wanked in 3 days
feeling proper horny

>>213430340
reckon you’re just mentally ill

>>213430340
you are poking the inner shit hole of hairy man arse, you are deranged

Wanking on the floor of my en-suite bathroom because my bedroom door doesn't have a lock on it

>>213430352
one day wank free me

>>213430340
evil evil evil

hankering for a bouldering

>>213430363
Just sit on the toilet

dogberg is a grim little rapist freak, whenever another dog comes near him he instantly tries to mount it proper sex brained fiki fiki terrier

>>213430334
and you're so frisky you're just begging to be pinned down and anally corrrected. i can tell you want it

>>213430331
shan't be doing that last one

>>213430304
opened the window and it was a shock like

>>213430358
what about the hairless bleached arsehole of a femboy

what is causing the epidemic of bratty girl gangs on UK high streets? What is to be done about these racist roving gangs of 14 year old girls causing mayhem for small businesses?

>>213430376
Prefer lying down me

>>213430377
is it a yappy little thing?

>>213430377
how do you know they didn't consent in their dog language

alri

tony khan wanks dogs

>>213430407
yh
u 'ri?

>>213430405
no hes a belgian shepherd
>>213430406
oh yh true

We might actually need the Online Safety Act to protect kids if this thread is any indication as to what overexposure to porn at a young age has done to a generation. Look at these pornsick freaks wanking on floors and talking about shit and farting lmfao they're broken

>>213430402
TOIME FOR THE PAKISTANI RAPE GANGS TO GIVE SOME CORRECTION!!!!!!

I'm off fuck the lot of yous

>>213430446
see you tomorrow

>>213430446
see you in 22 hours or however long it takes to get to aus

safe travels x

>>213430446
any reason you chose sydney?

Business Idea: The Irish, but Protestant

>>213430402
Unironically unleash a squadron of migrants to rape them. They think they're cool tough teens. Get them brutally raped.

>>213430446
Watch is a bit big for you mate x

leslie ash sex arse

Certain man ITT unironically uploading their passport to xhamster
Their own porn watching, masturbator visage staring blankly at the them in the process

Zuckerberg building a datacenter the size of Manhattan to train experimental new AI technology.
Should be fine probably.

>>213430470
ktim

>>213430472
why can't natives rape them
why do we have to import brownoids to carry out vital rape services

don't hear much about that zelensky anymore do you?

>>213430466
HATE them

>>213430487
are you northern irish

strangely enough not a single JAV website is asking for verification at all

chocolate mousse

Lions eat dead lions

>>213430512
yeah Ukraine's just become irrelevant and boring to most people so the news has stopped reporting on it
same will happen to Palestine eventually

why not just ban porn outright?

had anal sex with my religious friend. it hurt him so he started crying but i kept going. i think it hurt him in more than one way, but he enjoyed it

dele ali reckons his career struggles all stem from the trauma he has from getting nonced as a kid, imagine having the dream career and being a millionaire that could have became a multi mutli millionaire but instead you dossed it all off and will retire at 29

Just another quick reminder to you lads to start enjoying the art of Algernon Newton

so i take it most of yous are shagging all sorts now that the uk has banned porn yeh?

>>213430541
reckon he'll kill himself after retirement

>>213430543
wow this must be from when he wasn't retarded

>>213430543
too many trees, don't need that many in close proximity

>>213430543
modern art is gay

>>213430535
Same reason you can't legalize drugs. Huge economy in smut that keeps people paid, busy and docile.

>>213430562
I wonder what happened to Manchester City starlet, Michael Johnson

>>213430582
did he kill himself?

>>213430543
Father of Robert Newton
Thanks I have learned something new today

>>213430572
is that a hitler reference? because it's not a hitlerian work

>>213430535
https://youtu.be/MYu8hfsSXfw?si=AIqV234s8G0P5eYq

The highest grossing porn sites funnel money to Israel.

>>213430593
it's a reference to flowers for algernon

Today I will make the beef stew
Maybe lamb stew :-0

>>213430626
medals in the post

doing eggy farts

what should i do with my cat when it dies if i find out before the others

>>213430662
Alri Emma Watson

Every single golf course in england should be turned into a Askham Bryan tier nature reserve

got the selected ambient works 85-92 on

hide the body and when anyone asks about the missing cat go "oh... could be anywhere really" with a wry smile

NEW

>>213430700
>>213430700
>>213430700

Won a medal for picking lamb stew :-0