Thread 213454894

Previous >>213451159

fucking beat me to it.

goshcel is gonna seethe

so today is post the ugliest women imaginable as OP day

Reading about the experiences of the Allied soldiers on D-Day makes me cry.

>>213454894 (OP)
I would have prefered anime instead of medicore latinas in the OP.

Flat = justice

metal sucks

Happy 4:20

Terronejak just dropped

>>213454960
look how many likes it has!
https://x.com/HinaturesCoffee/status/1951723927845425639

>>213454968
it's 5:21 tho.

>>213454967
Metal is great

>>213454992
You missed it.

>Back then hoes didn't want me
>Now I got hoes all over me
>Back then hoes didn't want me
>Now I got hoes all over me
https://youtu.be/N9XoGYgCVzg?feature=shared

ok i am leaving /cum/ forever

this general SUCKS

I'm gonna be rich. I'm gonna start investing with the help of my hot Singaporean gf and start studying to be a financial advisor.

k

>>213455067
No, don't leave us! We love your Xitter reposts.

Canada must pay for this.

How many y'all like sex

>>213455092
What stock should I buy tomorrow?

Once I possibly can I'm buying Momberg a farm.

>>213455134
Never tried it

who all seen the leprechaun say yea

Which cut of apocalypse now should I watch first

>>213455134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSx0DMht02A

>>213455153
the one that includes the french garrison scene

Should I drink a beer or eat a donut
I can't do both

I don't get it, why can't Canada join US?

>>213455172
french plantation*

>me

>>213455180
We don't want to. God forbid we get mixed up with all those retards.

>>213455180
Technically they can under Article IV, Section 3, Clause 1 of the Constitution.

>>213455180
not respecting other countries sovereignty is nigger (russian) behavior

>>213455180
not enough sexual intercourse

>>213455237
>t. paco who still seethes over the Mexican Cession

>>213455174
beer obv

Just took a 4 hour nap

>>213455180
they'll drag our average iq down

life hack
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754264418020434.mp4

>>213455180
because I said so

>Canada: 42 million people
>USA: 400 million people
Do what you will with that info.

I am on holiday tomorrow what do I do?

>>213455215
>americans aren't a people
>canadians aren't a people
Seems like a match made in heaven

>>213455332
i had today off and i jerked off a lot and played oldschool runescape so you could try that

>>213455332
Drive down here and suck my dick

>>213455260
how will you sleep tonight?

Chocomint is NOT a meme flavor.

>>213455172
Which one is that

i dont want to get shot

do americans really

>>213455377
I refuse to entertain any of this racist drivel

>>213455377
>>213455400
>midwit confuses illiteracy and functional illiteracy
every single time

>>213455406
yes (without the raw onion)

>>213455395
Sexy french lady with needs and inverted nips

>>213455348
I don't play RS anymore
>>213455350
Can I dress up as Konata for this occasion?

Just came back from camping with the wife
Only took pictures on my digital camera so I’ll post last
Saw hella deer and quail
Also had hotdogs and used them to catch crawfish that I cooked and ate

Business idea: food truck that serves guac-n-cheese (macaroni and cheese with guac)

The last president who was under 6'0" tall was Grover Cleveland, who served two non-consecutive terms: 1885-1889 and 1893-1897. He was 5'11".

>>213455431
>without the raw onion
you're a bottom gay?

>>213455472
George Bush II was 5'11

Italy STANDS with Palestine!

>>213455395
redux

Got a new fishing rod

>>213455424
Sure. At least I'm not Dunning-Kruger stupid.

Ive been calling out every two weeks lately

>>213455499
Spent all day yesterday fishing and I kind of regret agreeing to it. Had fun but I'll be honest, probably a hundred different things I'd rather spend a saturday doing

if i were really really good at something i could be known as an idiot savant instead of just a weird retard

>>213455357
I will stay up until 3am playing video games

Going to sleep soon love you guys no homo

watching destiny

>>213455499
Hope you catch a lot of fish with it

>>213455609
love you too (homo only)

>>213455609
I will literally fuck your ass while you sleep

how do we get the younglings to like israel

>>213455686
>literally
as opposed to? figuratively?

>>213455693
been seeing a lot of nazi and isreal teaming up propaganda on twitter and it's just so weird

>>213455697
Yes, I will fuck his ass physically rather than metaphorically
>>213455693
Make Israel more self-reliant and less likely to commit disproportionate acts of genocide

>>213455693
Labubu – IDF soldier special edition

>>213455727
theres no genocide

>>213455508
Should I call out again tomorrow bros? It will be 2 weeks and 3 days since last time

But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

>>213455725
Not really. Antisemites get a place to dump all their Jews, and Israel benefits from Jews feeling unsafe, so they actively promote antisemitism. That's why Israelis will attack libtards but not chuds, despite chuds hating them as a rule while libtards would hate them less if they changed policy.

>>213454968
it's 8:11 thoughever.

>>213455727
>Yes, I will fuck his ass physically rather than metaphorically
fucking gayson's ass? have you no shame?

Americans have no sense of object permanence.

>>213455769
unless they make fun of someone for being bald in which case they should be mauled with bears

canadians have no post Y2K stan lees

>>213455791
we black

>>213455775
yeah we're definitely under zog control rn

The machines of global dialectics are halted

just demolished a big slice of chocolate chip infused marble cake

This is bad

I haven't been eating much lately. I hope I've lost some weight. –t. last time I weighed myself I was about 270lbs.

"Nobody belongs to their own countries. We're all immigrants and belong to the world"

"Colonialism is bad because one people takes another's land and resources"

You have to pick one.

>>213455883
>the only time it slightly slowed down was when sleepy joe was president
interesting

>>213455883
It would be helpful if this chart differentiated between male and female. I can guarantee you there are more women under 40 who owns homes than men.

>>213455883
You're literally Ethiopian you should be more worried about fucking food

>>213446076
>Captcha: GAYJJ

>>213455940
Niggas have McDonald's in Ethiopia now.

>>213455902
They can both be true if you accept that colonialism is just an excuse to disadvantage white people

>>213455915
And Reagan

>>213455958
Burger King not McDonald's

my wife took a giant shit

odds I drunk call my ex from 6 years ago evens I pull the trigger

>>213455978
how do you know

>>213455974
Sorry I forgot which one it was.

>>213455974
Worse than starvation, enjoy your airy baked fries

>>213455989
reroll

>>213455967
yeah but that was before the 1990 freefall.

>you called in sick to work once when you were actually hungover from the night before
>you have thirty seconds to twist your ankles off or you burn alive

https://strawpoll.com/NPgxe4GXPZ2
Choose your own adventure

you look like the last shit i took

You can not be a nazi and not be pro Palestinian

>>213456010
is zero considered even

Maybe I should make every decision in my life based on /cum/ polls, that could be fun

>>213456036
Malaponte

what if instead of technocapital slavery or primitivist spear chucking we simply used technology responsibly to create abundance and elevate humanity

>>213456046
make a poll about it

post a meme I can send to my mom

Ahhhh the hustle bustle of the city

>>213456072
Why is he crying?

This
So much this

I envy Singaporeans

>>213456134
Why?

>>213456119
>>213456123
both bmw related. what does it mean

>>213456122
This also includes /cum/ posters

>>213456144
oh sorry here's a photo from Mercedes

>>213454894 (OP)
this bitch literally has no tits and is UGLY

Leafs are dumb af

I wonder if it sucks being an Israeli poster on this board
I think most of them use VPN

Fuck everyone who voted go to work

>>213456170
THE AVERAGE "ISRAELI" IS EVIL AND DESERVES ALL THE HATE

>>213456170
who cares + also they're too busy working in the JIDF

jews don't have emotions or thoughts the way we do

My name is Mahmoud Mustafa...... It is day 550...... this is what the IDF did to my son. Any aid is needed. Please send by money order or use Amex gold card

It would be cool to have one thread not be about Palestine or jasonkin nonsense

Where are the Brazilian posters?
https://youtu.be/IpAR9DlQV6o?feature=shared

Shout out to Dave in Chantilly, Virginia and his little dog Ember

Summer finally finna be hittin this week. Hundred degrees on Wednesday

>>213456274
76F right now

Who here can dance the best

Reminder Jason thought the gospel of mark was in the Septuagint

Elbows up!

>>213456284
not me but i can dance with the most enthusiasm

OMG I CANT WAIT FOR FOOTBALL TO START!!!!

>>213456284
me!

>>213456284
I waltz

>>213456317
This country will be conquered by Mexicans because of men like this. We need forced conscription

>>213456306
jason's community

>>213456284
I don't know how to dance, just wanted to be close to u...

who won?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0

>>213456346
The difference is that the dad is cheering over a real life feat of athleticism. It's even more appropriate if the dad has a real life background in football even if casual. Having a real life background in bing bing wahoo however is impossible

>>213456351
This is such a weird throwback to retard millennial culture

Puru Puru Pururin

>>213456317
for me, its college ball

my life is not unlike a video game

>>213456351
this takes me back bro

let's goooo

I don't care what the things are called, I'm not jewish, I just used septuagint because it's slightly more esoteric and gave my incendiary dismissal of Christianity a little more spice.

There's no point distinguishing between the torah and septuagint because they were both written at the same time in 270~BCE and aren't divinely inspired.

>>213456351
Bill had the better lines but Steve had better flow. I call it a tie

For me it's playing Madden and throwing bullet passes for every play so they don't get intercepted constantly

Oh, and Saul of Tarsus was circumcised too, so idc what his organization calls canon either, but Christians have a weird relationship with canon that is funny to watch, especially the protties.

>>213456405
pagans and jews both hate christianity. is that why they're linking up

>>213456427
Bro you thought the gospel of mark was in the Septuagint, you literally don't know shit about what you're criticizing. I feel secondhand embarrassment reading your takes (which is probably what you want since you have a humiliation fetish)

>>213456429
Churches and Synagogues are the same thing. Nobody cares about intra-jewish conflict except jews.

You all claim the monster Yahweh and to be descendants of Abraham. Both these entities are fake and evil.

>>213456405
>There's no point distinguishing between the torah and septuagint because they were both written at the same time in 270~BCE
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketef_Hinnom_scrolls

Jason melty incoming, brace yourselves

>>213456515
QUICK!!! someone distract him with Futa Porn

N

found a book that i never returned to the library

I'm aware the gospels come after the septuagint, I was just refusing to use "bible" and using a seemingly more esoteric word to give me an air of dismissiveness and knowledge and weight to the average person who doesn't care

Every book related to Abrahamism should be burned and erased from human memory regardless. I don't care about them and reading them makes you a gay retard for being interested in retarded fairy tales.

>>213456370
You can do them, but you will be rightly mocked for it

>>213456551
Bro you didn't know what the Septuagint was, just be honest and have some integrity. Show some character growth

>>213456551
based

>>213456568
>>213456551
you both are retards and kys

Raising my voice at work and in life is working too effectively. Always been a bigger guy (6'9" 480lbs) so I had to be soft spoken. Its a new skill.

>>213456377
Holy mother of cope
Sportsball niggers need to sent to camps ASAP

what ever happened to the epstein files

>>213456585
Tf did I do? I know what the Septuagint is

I did know what it was, you would have done better to accuse me of not knowing what the gospels are, but you're a low IQ jewdumbism enjoyer and can't even attack me properly. Sad!

>>213456595
Mossad burned them

remember when everyone was talking about epstein for like a week now no one cares anymore lol

I like Jesus I go to church with my neighbor sometimes it's nice

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futa_Pass_Cemetery

Found out where they're burying you

>>213456605
Believing the gospel of mark was in the Septuagint indicates that you didn't know what either of them was! Fuck a duck Jason

sexy babes, yeah i`ve been thinking about them

>>213456595
I want to post "cool it with the antisemitic remarks" but I don't want to entertain an ironic dismissal of the topic. I want all of these pedophile vampire kikes to be hung in the fucking streets.

good evening sirs, I am youtube only for the hobby's and I do not ask pay in google play card. My jobs are professional engineer. I only advice you for fun and good deeds

>I know what abrahamic nonsense is
That isn't a value. All knowledge of Abrahamism is a poison and at best a necessary evil for combating it until we can stamp it out forever.

im a liar

I wear my Palestine shirt in public

whats in the gospel of /cum/

>>213456632
Yet you didn't adapt this angle of attack until after I told you to......LOL

can hear my dad yelling at comcast customer service

>>213456640
>All knowledge of this thing I don't know about is poison

>>213456645
based

Reading Halo novels or Stargate SG1 lore or something has infinite more value to human life than Christianity/Abrahamism.

>>213456645
good way to pick up college girls
waiting for the overton window to shift so I can pull out the sonnerad cape

>>213456645
they're huge losers so I can't support them, but I WAS hoping this "ham-ass" thing would do more damage to pissrael in the meantime

hey chief let's talk why not

oh jason showed up

I have surface level knowledge of abrahamism, I'd be the first to admit that, because it doesn't matter and I don't care. You don't have to memorize someone's fake history to kill them.

>>213456699
yeah him and the other faggot autist have been debating in circles for an hour

anyone from pee pee, ohio?

>>213456686
I have gotten 60+ matches on dating apps by saying I hate trump and israel

It's been 10 minutes of me saying "idc, I hate you" and that jew seething. Hardly an hour or argument.

it's been over an hour of you two saying the same shit to each other. give it a rest you stupid faggots

>>213456720
Context clue, you did not state how many women you had sex with.

>>213456750
Im the guy Jason is arguing with and this
>>213456290
Was literally my first post all day

>>213456756
So far only one but we had sex 4 times

I hate everything
If the universe blinked out of existence it would be an improvement

I don't like Jay Leno

>>213456720
and then they saw your face and dumped your manlet ass

>>213456646
https://voca.ro/1eLmyAiyOsdI

>jason
>terrone
>goshpedo

terrone mogs gayson

>>213456720
Most of them jidf agents

>>213456777
Jay Leno is so fuckin based it's unreal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARWJx1Gq9z8

>>213456786
>footkraut
>spinster
>urkel
>brian

Went to the grasslands and saw the bison

>>213456801
cars are gay

>>213456744
>pic
what am I looking at

Hating Abrahamists without being confirmed or reading about Abrahamism in decades is a lot like hating the horde without finishing WC3 except not finishing WC3 is arguably a demerit and there may be some value in playing WC3 but there's no value in reading about Abrahamism

>>213456818
This was as close as I could get

>>213456821
commuting by car is fucking gay
driving cars with the correct BAC and enjoying the open road is based

>>213456818
noice

>>213456801
Jay Leno won in the end

>>213456847
big asian cock?

>>213456818
Based
This is what America is all about

>>213456856
blood alcohol content

a daring synthesis

>>213456818
>this made settlers cry and shit they are pants

>>213456818
would you have a bi son or

>>213456888
wawaweewa sexy asian mommy gimme ricemilky please hottot hot

>>213456888
She’s no Sydney

ICE accepted my application and I have a interview with them on Wednesday.

who's the queen of england

>>213456920
make sure to deport them all, anon

>>213456920
t. Beaner

>>213456920
just walk in with a big swastika on your forehead and say every slur you can think of

Twitter reposter is back

>>213456920
What if you make it to a round two interview where they read your entire 4chan post history back to you while asking questions?

schizopoo is back

>>213456946
They'll know I'm a highly based individual

I'm so fucking focused on making/saving money I have no fucking clue how to be a real human bean
there is more to life than usurious kikery, the financial system, stock prices, crypto swings, and tax implications

This entire sub was created in 2006 by jason and fk to see whomstevercld've find the most obscure tweet to repost tho

>>213456977
All true except the part about twitter

>>213456960
Based on what?

Stop posting everyone I have a headache

You people are so fucking gay and middle aged

canada is burning in hell and thats a good thing

>>213457010
>fucking gay and middle aged
Only half true (middle aged)

>>213457008
You use that excuse every night...
Babe is there something you want to tell me?

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus: *bonks head*
Pepe: I JUST WANT TO ROLLY ROLLY ROLLY WITH A DAB OF Israel
Spongebob: Wut da heeeellll omagaaaad nowayyayaaay
Moot: when you have FREDDY Israel
*fnaf music*
Speed: MR Israel *dog bark* *bonks head*
*vine boom sound effect*
Creeper: i'm pickle Israel
Steve: wholesome 100 big Israel reddit gold
Bane: im gonna search Israel's cat name
Cia: congratulations, you got yourself Israel!
*alarm sound effect* *bonks head*
Wojak: this nigga really think hes BRUCE Israel
Cobson: it's ok nigga i got the Israel
Janny: BUILT FOR Israel BUILT FOR Israel BUILT FOR Israel
American poster: lowkey based fr Israel *bonks head*
*vine boom sound effect*
Kevin Nash: what happened to me in Israel?
Sneed: Israel
Chuck: i am literally Israel
Todd Howard: white people be Israel *bonks head*
Indian poster: sirs dont redeem the new Israel sirs please
Godd Howard: blck people be Israel
*fart sound effect*
Joe Biden: protect trans Israel
Trump: no check my Israel *bonks head*
Tranny: sussy baka Israel
Chud: oh my god bruh oh hell na man Israel
*huge fart sound*
*vine boom sound effect* *bonks head*
Mario: ayo the FREDDY Israel here! *falls down stairs* my Israel
Peach: Israel
Blacked poster: Hue piao piao beng chin piao Israel
Kojima: what the dog Israel? *bonks head*
The dog: Israel
Starfield: my favorite number Israel, Israel-9 bitch
Me: welcome, welcome to Israel
*alarm sound effect*
*fart sound effect* *bonks head*
DaS2 fan: don't ever buy no gas station from FREDDY Israel
Miyazaki: then it go *fart* *fart* *fart* OPTIMUS Israel OPTIMUS Israel
The Mask: my name is gustavo but you can call me FREDDY Israel
*fart sound effect*
*fnaf 2 ambiant sound* *bonks head*
Shrek: Israel
Skibidi toilet: SKIBIDI DOP DOP YES YES DOP Israel
*alarm sound effect*
DJ Khaled: Life is Israel *bonks head*

Going to watch "leaving Las Vegas"

Have hundreds of files in my download folder to sort and organize.....mostly hentai......

im thinking

>>213457039
great movie

I hate myself
I hate myself
I hate myself
It's unfair that other people get to have tons of sex and I don't
It's completely fucking unfair
I hope everyone who's happy fucking dies, and then I die too
I fucking hate everything

>>213457039
RIP las vegas it's ogre

>>213457040
I bet youre a pro handling the old snake
Any tips for someone just getting into masturbation?

>>213457073
No.

>>213456922
obama

>>213457073
stroke it up and down

>>213457061
you can have sex right now, youre just too stupid

>>213457101
Yeah
I fucking hate myself

>>213457122
Calm down chillun. Come here and cuddle with mama

conflicted about something

>>213457155
Literally about to have a panic attack because there are two people having sex in this house and I'm not one of them
I'm so fucking pathetic

>>213457183
Sneak up from behind and make it 3 people having sex.

everything feels pointless. i never found my calling.

>>213457183
>there are two people having sex in this house and I'm not one of them
ERRRM, akshually...of the two people in the house, one is not having sex

that means that

the remaining person...cannot be having sex. just masturbating. which I'm sure you're a pro at, so don't worry.

>>213457191
I'm not into MMF threesomes
>>213457231
There are actually 7 people in this house.
Don't ask, it's too complicated to explain

>>213457167
Really big fan of this image

>>213457245
how do you know you don't like it?

>>213455406
Yes and its wonderfull. You would never understand, and im not just saying that because of the whole >le brits dont season their food
I genuinely think that brits regardless of whether or not they're Scottish, English or Welsh, are some of the most miserable and disagreed bastards that they will like something and pretend that they dont. So much so that they become convinced that they dont like it due to their incessant contrarianism.

>>213457270
Because it isn't what I want. I want me and me alone to be craved by one cute woman for just one night in my life

bleeding boob on /adv/

Watching the funny black people

>Las Vegas is dead
>LA is full of fucking junkies and blapipo
>New York is full of blapipo and kikes
What's fucking left in the USA to go visit? Fucking Louisiana?

>>213457263
I hope so cause he posts it all the time

>>213455406
Hell yeah

>>213457306
louisiana is the black people capital of the nation

tf2 is my most consumed entertainment product of all time and I dont see anything else catching up within my life

>>213457306
come home.

>>213457306
Catalina Island

Eating avocado case-ideas

>>213457306
National parks are full of jeets too, it's grim.

There are at least 50 million illegal aliens in this country right now.

>>213457329
Shithole

Matcha labubu

>>213457317
I would crucify every Christian on planet Earth for a seat at that table right now

>>213457306
I think it would be neat to go to the crater of diamonds state park and play in the dirt for a couple days, maybe find some pretty rocks

>>213457336
>50 million
Don't be ridiculous

>>213457306
>>LA is full of fucking junkies and blapipo
More like latinos and asians

>>213457339
Dubai chocolate sambas Benson Boone crumbl cookie

>>213456920
Do you have a law enforcement background or did you just apply?

bought black shoes instead of white and now im regretting it

>>213457061
go to the gym and eat right and get a hobby faggot
go get a job at target when your're swole. you'll be pounding zoomer pussy in no time

>>213457593
nah you made the right call, white shoes are too showy and don't go with as much colours as black