Thread 213466560

worke edish

first

>>213466560 (OP)
So this is Rorke

poo smells lmao

>>213466560 (OP)
it's over for borke

He will not live to see Christmas.

literally went to an even that's about men and women having sex you either come as a couple or you come to pair up
me and like idk maybe 5 other guys dind't get with anyone literally everyone else did (hundreds) even the obviously gay guys (who also kissed guys) kissed many girls
literally nothing
had nothing
i hit on girls and was utterly invisible
utterly pathetic piece of shit
why do i even exist

didn't wanna say anyting last thread coz i thought it might've been a mistake but why's the subject in caps it's not good for my tism you see

bewildering post

>>213466622
swings and roundabouts, rorke

>>213466604
ah the mythical negative arse

>>213466533
he killed a mouse and brought it in once. mostly he just kills flies and eats them.

>>213466559
Passed away peacefully after being stabbed multiple times.

The General Secretary of the Labour Party boasted to Keir Starmer that she is using analysis from Hope Not Hate to profile Reform voters, despite that organisation previously labelling Nigel Farage’s party as “far right.”

Hollie Ridley told a meeting of Labour’s ruling National Executive Committee last week (attended by the PM) that controversial campaign group Hope Not Hate was providing “valuable” analysis of Reform’s voter base.

According to an account of her remarks
published by another NEC member, Ridley told the meeting:

>“Hope Not Hate were providing valuable analysis of Reform voters and the party was working closely with the unions. And with today’s 13-year-olds able to vote at the next general election I believe that schools have a key role in educating future citizens about our democratic structures.”

Hope Not Hate has extensively labelled Farage’s party “far right“: for example, it carries a page on its website

>“Reform UK are Far-Right: Here’s Why.”

The organisation has said of Reform:

>“They are constructing a ruthless campaign machine to exploit frustration, divide communities, and push their far-right agenda into the mainstream. If we don’t act now, they could reshape British politics as we know it.”

Does the analysis to which Ridley referred similarly label Reform voters as ‘far right’?

Starmer has stopped short of using the term to describe Reform – he knows that to do so would not only be wrong but electorally toxic for him, given that Labour is bleeding voters to the new party. But, in private, his party’s most senior officials are using material from an organisation that calls Reform “far right”…

Responding, a Reform source said:

>“Hope Not Hate are a radical far left organisation who are pushing an extreme agenda. Clearly, looking at the polls, HnH are failing.”

>>213466585
Genuinely the worst part of being a leftist is having to put up with leftists

>>213466604
i like that they did this again in romulus
she reminded me of my sister-in-laws girlfriend

>>213466666
nary a word

>>213466666
based co-conspirator

watching the biomass go by

>>213466650
Don't think I've seen cats kill insects before.

Just spilled coffee on my sweats.

>>213466687
why are you a leftist LOL

>>213466604
pretty sure I read somewhere that she wanted to have her muff on full display but Scott made her wear pants

Bit mental how in the 2010s it seemed there was a terrorist attack in the UK every week and now radio silence. Did the decide to behave themselves or something

>>213466690
did the modern pop culture media reference old pop culture media did it yeah great

>>213466666
>Hope Not Hate were providing valuable analysis of Reform voters and the party was working closely with the unions. And with today’s 13-year-olds able to vote at the next general election I believe that schools have a key role in educating future citizens about our democratic structures.
Fuckin ell

my skin is white
my eyes are blue
my hair is brown
my teeth are yellow
my soul is black
you could say I'm a "man of colour"

biomass incorporated

>>213466666
>nooooo you can't call reform far right that's dishonest hyperbole! We need to be accurate with our descriptions!
>Hope Not Hate are a radical far left organisation who are pushing an extreme agenda
Right...

>>213466749
hollywood is one helluva drug

>>213466737
It might have been because ISIS was at its peak at that time, spreading their propaganda, convincing people that ISIS was a promising cause to fight for

>>213466764
But the latter statement is correct
Not sure what point you thought you were making

my skin is brown
my eyes are yellow
my hair is black
my teeth are white
my soul is opaque
you could say I'm a "man of colour"

how do I know if I'm left or right leaning? I feel like my views are too varied depending on the topic to be considered one or the other

>>213466819
Don't bother

courtshiptoil with autistic bird is back on after my last few offerings have been a success

rorke not going to work on monday because he does not have one

>>213466819
try this
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test/en?page=1

It’s a nice day for a shite wedding
It’s a nice day to FART AGAAAAAIIIIINNN

The internet was the singular worst thing that has ever happened to mankind.

>>213466819
Your view on immigration is enough to define you rather well as its the only political matter of any importance

any demon man in

>>213466853
doesn't have one what?

even reddit is shitting on sir keir dahmer

>>213466880
a clue

>>213466764
HnH started it, perfectly valid response
Might be lost on someone with a paki-tier brain though

>>213466741
yes it did and i enjoyed it

Me?
Mostly left.
But I do support the monarchy, so I like to describe myself as right wing.

>>213466880
a job

>>213466865
Mass immigration is an authoritarian undemocratic state programme administered by an elite ruling class to an unwilling populace, so by the classical definition (the only one that matters), mass immigration is right wing.

>>213466881
Yeah?
What's Bebo saying?

>>213466827
Their peak was the mid 2010s:
>IS occupied significant territory in Iraq and Syria in 2013, but lost most of it in 2017 and 2019.
>By the end of 2015, its self-declared caliphate ruled an area with a population of about 12 million,[139] where they enforced their extremist interpretation of Islamic law, managed an annual budget exceeding US$1 billion, and commanded more than 30,000 fighters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State

Direction brained retards

>>213466719
I’m not rich enough to be right wing

any funny memes going?

august is chill month let's not salarypost and doom monger too much, most toilers are in Beefa with Deano

>>213466913
Monumentally retarded post but I appreciate the effort mate

bebo was for chavs

>>213466939
then you definitely aren't rich enough to be left wing

>>213466958
Not an argument.

any cretinous slugs / worms in

>>213466941
Most aesthetic boulderer

>zone 1 apartment
>rain drizzling on floor to ceiling windows
>first class degree from northern rustler group university
>vintage Boston University crewneck
>hermes blanket
>comfy slippers
>uber eatsed a sizeable McDonald's order
>28 minute 5k (general stat, haven't gone running today)
>gf watching twitch on the desktop gaming PC
>SOTD: Creed Spice & Wood
my monday morning. who got me beat?

no food in the kitchen and no energy to walk to tesco in the rain
probably not enough money anyway
think my time is up lads

we love the anime girls don't we lads

>>213467013
>>213466995
Lel

>>213466995
>>213467013

>>213467022
no go away

>>213466995
it's not morning you dozy twat

>>213466995
get a job hippy

Left/Right isn't about economics, it isn't about whether gays should be legal or not, or about men and women's roles in society, it isn't about multicultural vs homogenous ethnic nations.

It's about whether you think these decisions should be made democratically by the society as a whole, or whether they should be imposed top down by a ruling elite.

>>213466978
I think we have different definitions of left and right

so this is me

>>213466995
>28 minute 5k
tubs

>>213466995
blud got his degree from a burger

>>213466690
>my sister-in-laws girlfriend
I thought LGBT was banned in Poland

Me when Emma Watson walks into the room.

any backwards man in?

>>213467048
don't need one
>>213467080
how so?

>>213466995
you don't have a gf bro stop the cap

>>213467065
Shut up you little twat, go and enjoy your summer before uni

>>213467078
Get fucked

>>213467065
They should be imposed top-down by the elite, who should always fear revolt

>>213466986
lol they're all pretty muscular and lean

finally got round to watching that 28 Years Later

good movie. If like me you have been putting off watching it due to the infamous backflipping Jimmies webm I would say put that out of your mind and watch the film, trust the process

>>213467065
No it isnt

>>213467135
You look like this one mate >>213466941

guess this means i'm a willy lover then

raining here proper heavily. We needed this x

>>213467149
it was shit

maybe she's born with it

LOVE UK
LOVE Canada
HATE jew zealand
HATE amerishartia

>>213467177
Unironically yes

how do I make money fast haha

>>213467204
get suckin

>>213467149
It's because are danny is only directing parts 1 and 3 of the new trilogy. Presumably the jimmy shit was added for the spacker nig directing part 2

>>213467183
maybe it's GAYbelene

>>213467197
um labels are for clothes

Anything to say rorke?

>>213467234
just a relic of when 4chan had creativity and knew how to have a laff

>>213467204
what you do is buy a bunch of shitcoins or penny stocks, then spam /biz/ with it pretending to be multiple people who are all letting their good friends on 4chan know about the next big thing before it goes too mainstream. Make sure to pipe in FOMO terms like "you missed Bitcoin, Nvidia, Gamestop, you're not going to miss out on poopyscoopycoin too are you?"
Then sell it all off when people actually buy.

>>213467243
I'm convinced
Get the migrants hotels built
Whatever the cost, whatever tax rises necessary

>>213467243
get him raped

>>213467243
>23
Why do they always look 40?

>>213467153
i don't climb. my gf does tho.

>>213467243
Fuck sake... okay FINE! Let them in...

>>213467272
They're underclass. Effectively, they are 40. They are all dysgenic and ill.

>>213467284
mid

Get them all out. Now.

getting that feeling of shaving my head and beard again... It took so long to grow back and everyone made fun of me when I did it last time but the urge...

*decomposes into a pile of rotten sludge*

doberge

>>213467334
rorke your mortal remains are bad for the environment

any eggmongs in?

heyyyyy brit.... whats happening?

>>213467101
that's slow

>>213467204
>spend the next week or so analysing stock and crypto charts
>learn the patterns
>pick a trading platform
>become a well-oiled buying/selling machine
>practise with a small amount
>build up the amount over time
once you're comfortable with this look into self-hosting algorithmic trading software and developing your own algorithms, backtesting etc.

bobbing my head to some old school brooklyn boom bap, aint nobody step to this nigga

Ant Middleton, former SAS soldier sparked an outcry after claiming that first, second and third generation immigrants should be barred from "top tier government positions".

>>213467355
egg

>>213467356
ate a ham and cheese toastie before

wish i could get rid of the voice in my head and just have silence. that would be ideal

>>213467377
they should get him on love island

>>213467377
Don't understand why Reform insist on associating themselves with D-List celebrities constantly.

>>213467377
how many people you think he’s killed?has he said

>>213467204
I've made hundreds betting on footy multis

Cast your vote, if yes, then stand up for me like I have stood up for you!

*opens maw*

>>213467403
Because they are a joke political party?

>>213467243
did the local councillors, the police and the labour party help cover it up for decades?

>>213467177
buddies

>>213467429
Leftypol on a mad one

>>213467403
have they done that with ant middleton?

>>213467366
no one's ever made any money that way.
traders who got rich off crypto made their money by going long during a bullrun on a well-known coin with lots of leverage, or on a risky small cap coin, then selling/shorting somewhere around the top
they had the patience to wait and wait and wait and NOT grinding down their capital to dust during off-cycle

>>213467428
*pops my finger in and jiggles your uvula*

>>213467243
>love bites
wtf just call them bites

>>213467403
the alternatives being career politicians or unknown randos

>>213467457
Hickeys

>>213467460
corr

>>213467429
S'pose.
>>213467449
Yh.

>>213467472
bruises

>>213467401
there are pills you can take for that

>>213467366
I literally have a degree in quant finance and have done countless amounts of backtesting, unless you’re working on an actual trading desk and have access to serious order book data from a range of exchanges then don’t bother

>>213467487
none of this is true.

drinking a glass of water

>>213467243
>loves bites on a 12yo

>>213467243
some would call this taking back the jobs from the migrants

reform is not a serious option
jenrick led tories would be better than that

>>213467512
>>213467516
when the water hits skull skull skull

>>213466604
Ass like an old man

>>213467534
dont care. still voting Reform

>>213467500
Please show me one strategy with sharpe >1.5 and <20% max drawdown that can be done by a retail trader
Doesn’t exist

>>213467457
love bites come from sucking on the skin, they're not literal bites

hilarious how "foodies" have strong opinions about frozen pizzas and microwave meals
>nooo the ristorante pizza is sooo much better than the tesco finest!
nibba you eating bottom of the barrel shit ya fat pig

>>213467534
the guy who oversaw boriswave?

reform is still pro immigration just "controlled legal" immigration

>>213467547
done that incel

>>213467487
Not true. Data latency and algo speeds matter less and less now since the quality of Quants coming out of University is so bad and the tech is so much better. Average Joe on the street can compete with gigafirms in 2025.

>>213467534
so long as jenrick is putting his dick inside a mossad agent, the tories aren't a serious option either

>>213466604
Cor

>>213467544
send it long max leverage

>>213467557
muh wine and processed meats

>>213467579
>strategically posed to avoid showing lack of hips

>>213467579
from hard mode to easy mode

>>213467547
right so call them bruises in a news article not love bites

little brown fella on his bike getting blown all over the road in this stormy weather bringing me my Greggs steak bake

>>213467579
zachybros

>>213467586
rattled lmao

>>213467552
You can get decent pizzas from the supermarket but Dr Oetker is maybe the worst I have ever tried.

>>213467602
but they're not bruises. its just a bit of suction

>>213467534
not a fan of zionist nonces? would you prefer a different flavour of zionist nonce?

>>213467579
what the FUCK is bros fashion sense on the left

bro decided to dress like microsoft excel

>>213467557
Can literally buy all of that stuff in Tesco.

just a reminder that women are legitimately retarded. she's 5'5" (166cm), I'm 6'4" (192cm) but she said I'm just about tall enough for her

she must've realised how retarded she is and tried saving herself an hour later, to no avail

to what degree is the shit online about the transformed face of England, sleepy midlands towns full of nigerians and turkish babers, just engagement bait and cries of loneliness.

>>213467557
The humble tin of beans marches on. Faustian.

>>213467616
right mogs lefs

>>213467604
Worse than when he crossed the Channel last week

>>213467621
which causes bruising you imbecile

going get a takeaway 2 days in a row

>>213467626
Smdh.....bro.....

>>213467579
neoliberal teeth

>>213467634
mental. 6'4 is going to be king of manlets tier soon

>>213467626
thats pretty standard smart-casual wear

>>213467634
soooorrrry for making sure my partner is taller than me

>>213467634
she's nervous talking to the 190cm master race and wants to come off blasé

>>213467556
i thought that was priti patel

>>213467243
she deserved it

where's ziedbelg?

>>213467626
I dress like that all the time...

Jokes that they've just banned protests outside the migrant hotel in Canary wharf

>>213467377
>Middleton
He's a fucking Paddy immigrant!

>>213467680
Was here at 7am doing his usual rounds

mental how cats figured it out but people can't

>>213467688
Labour impossible challenge: not hand the country over to Reform

Gen A will be manlets, they were recession toddlers you see

>priti patel
COOORRRRRR SPAAFFFFF

>>213467680
he's at work

LUV thiccc thighs

earlybirdtoil begins, 5am every day. no excuses.

>protects childrens in ur path
hehh nothin persinal

Any worms in

>>213467708
imagine the braps

>>213467705
just living in the moment

>>213467680
meeting with the sponsors

>>213467680
he's only here for an hour a day lad, pure satire. keep up

Neoliberal bull... logging in

mental how the racist duck tales theme song parody is basically scrubbed from the web but remains in all of our hearts

on my lunch break

>>213467729
*writhes and squirms towards you*

happy with that

lots of people on X formerly known as twitter talking about mass deportations and remigration
I'm nervous lads

>>213467705
boomers hate their kids so much that they'll just gamble all their wealth away

>>213467753
bet you love starmer

>>213467634
post what you said to her before she said that

>>213467756
you lot brought it on yourself. the sentiment hasn't come from nowhere. perhaps reflect on that

>>213465323
We need Hitlerian Leninism in a way. Smash the state. Clear them out.

i'm actually a foreigner but despise other foreigners
need them all deported (except me)

Moroccans are bro tier

>>213467756
Fuck off then

>>213467756
not going to happen, the (((economy))) needs constant migration

I just realised my whole existence for the past 3 years is just wasting time until I can sleep so I can wake up and waste time again

>>213467557
It's true. Also baked beans aren't even a British thing, it's an American food which an American company (Heinz) introduced to the UK. So essentially lots of Brits have this weird view of Britishness which isn't even British.

Mad how I look like Jeff Buckley and get zero pussy

>>213467775
>you lot brought it on yourself
my never leaving my bedroom and constantly shitposting on 4chan?
>>213467788
I don't want to :3

>>213467756
dont go morocking the boat and youll be aight lad

>>213467803
*yawn*

>>213467777
i knew you'd slink back to the communism gimmick. natsoc won't work because it's already bog standard here you can't stand out

>>213467585
>just lose 10k on a random drawdown for no reason bro

Mad how you have more freedom and life balance in school and university than when you're a full time toiler

Wake up early as shit, work all day, get home at 6pm exhausted, have dinner and go to gym if you're not too tired, then it's bed time and back to the toil cage again
5 days a week of this, then you get one day of respite, followed by seething all Sunday because it looms
You get six weeks of break to live your life in the whole year.

Fuck this shite. No wonder it feels like my life is nothing but toil and stagnation since uni.

>>213467377
Based and objectively correct take

>>213467803
kind of like how americans pretend apple pie is american

how do I cure my neuroticism

they're doing the ID verification thing for porn sites but what about gambling sites? must not be important

>>213467634
Women have no idea what average height is, just say you’re 6’6

>>213467803
>It's true
Didn't realise I needed a passport to go to Tesco

id genuinely vote for corbyn and saltana before i vote for N faridge

>>213467844
might do soon if Sir Kier Starmer has his way

>>213467817
LOL

>>213467841
>expecting rationality or consistency from the british nanny state
lmao

>>213467839
what does your neuroticism involve?

No drug test for life. Use whatever drugs are available to maximize your muscle mass, height, attraction

>>213467824
yeah but imagine you time it right
no one's ever TA'd their way to millions they just sell courses and lessons to others it's closer to running an astrology seminar than trading

>>213466560 (OP)
Why are British women heinously ugly??
Who the fuck would want to put his dick in that?? No wonder you your men built ships and fucked off on mass to find other women to do the needful with in far off lands.

>>213467803
Britishness is defined by some essentialised version of the past. It's whatever is practised today

>>213467377
Why are his nips so big like a woman

stay off the saturated fat and sweets

Just visited outer /int/ and witnessed a new video from Vietnam where a guy with a beheading fetish hired somebody to behead him while he masturbates, the guy he hired has a cannibal fetish and ate the original guy corpse afterward

done my washing up

>>213467863
>Neuroticism or negativity is a personality trait associated with negative emotions. It is one of the Big Five traits. People high in neuroticism experience negative emotions like fear, anger, shame, envy, or depression more often and more intensely than those who score low on neuroticism.[1] Highly neurotic people have more trouble coping with stressful events, are more likely to insult or lash out at others, and are more likely to interpret ordinary situations (like minor frustrations) as hopelessly difficult. Neuroticism is closely- related to mood disorders such as anxiety and depression.[2][3][4]

>>213467377
>By Middleton's criteria, Winston Churchill, whose mother was born in Brooklyn, Boris Johnson and King Charles would not qualify for high office
If the mirror is trying to make the policy sound less appealing they're not doing a good job

>>213467877
high estrogen

wiping my arse with poo

polycule of ugly troons just moved in next door
said hello to them as they're bringing their boxes in they just glared at me slackjawed and haven't come back outside for over an hour even though their removal van is still there needing to be emptied

i want to fuck a big booty black at least once

>>213467867
That's not a woman
Also doubt Tunisians are any better

>>213467913
SCREAMIHNG

>>213467867
The so called 'katy'

>>213466666
Hope not Hate should be in a labour camp

wanking a cock with my arse

this evenings plan:
curry and a wank

Anyone want owt?

N

KEK
https://x.com/ScotNational/status/1947635705737261274

sir hope hater

might pop my slippers on
my feet are a bit cold

>>213467634
>Im 166cm if we go by Imperial measurement
I think that's the most retarded bit of the message

>>213468013
Quite a boring video isn't it

>>213468013
How will he ever recover

>>213468034
wouldn;t want to get chilblains

>>213468013
done him

doing a cack

>>213468003
I

honestly it would be great if the king fucking died

stay away from me

nat figger

>>213468085
what difference would it make

leftypol arguing that we need even less police and less laws just so he doesn't have to share an opinion with nigel farage

>>213468098
it would make me feel good

>>213468104
why

>>213468085
along with every mp and civil servant

>>213468103
fewer

>>213468085
how can you justify having a king in the big 2025. yes i know he doesn’t have any power, but the whole concept of directly state sponsored rich celebrities is kind of crazy

>>213468115
because seeing the royal family die is heartwarming

>>213468085
just for william to take the crown

>>213468013
jocks love to whine and moan but not when it actually matters

>girl I'm meant to be going on a date with on Tuesday but hasn't replied in almost a week update her hinge pictures
Actually howling, I'm such a cretinous little incel that I don't even deserve the courtesy of a cancellation message

>>213468133
Give her what for

I honestly think there's an ongoing plan to completely shut down and axe the internet as we know it lads.

I think the elites worldwide are panicking that they can't control the flow of information online and their response is to shut it down. Literally.

How do we defeat this?

>>213468133
apps stink

>>213468127
odd

>>213468040
Id say its him reading more than enough as just barely enough

>>213468133
YOU SOUND LIKE A WANK no cap

>>213468152
we can do nothing
we will fall in line like good little serfs

Blur was my favorite band growing up

>>213468124
>but the whole concept of directly state sponsored rich celebrities is kind of crazy
:)

>>213468085
it would be great if King Charles publicly executed Keir Starmer

https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/213464712]
>>213464712

>>213468133
RAPE HER

>>213468152
>I think the elites worldwide are panicking that they can't control the flow of information online and their response is to shut it down. Literally.

you're dumb, they flood the Internet with bots to influence public opinion, twitter traffic is 78% bots

>>213468193
we're all in here

>>213468132
Newmarket is in Suffolk you retard

>>213468214
>>213468214
>>213468214
>>213468214
new

>>213468124
Realistically they bring in more than they cost through the crown estate income they voluntarily hand over to the government and all that shit so there’s no real reason to get rid of them

>>213468208
look at the account that posted it and the replies mongo

>>213470266
So now you admit that in reality you are a spineless gimp who doesn't "do all the right things" and gave up after minor dating setbacks.

Incels are unbelievable at least you aren't as deranged as Diego who is pretending to have leafs filtered again

>>213470347
I'm not being mean to him I'm asking an honest question