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i learned today that brits can't get their wisdom teeth removed until they start having painful symptoms. i thought that was interesting.
>>213486098This is when I got my wisdom teeth removed. I had 3 of them completely grow in just fine but the last one was a real bitch and didn't get better over time.
You could say I lowered my standards and went for this 6/10 girl, she's flat like 90 degree angle flat, and tbqh whenever we go out and I see mid girls in jeans with fat asses I feel somewhat disappointed when I look at my girl, at least I wish she ditched the baggy clothes and went for jeans and crops I mean she's got a flat navel she could at least show some skin
>>213488777If you post about drugs here you get soyqouted and that drives us to suicide
YOU COULD NEVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
YOUR BLOOD, LIKE WINTER, FREEZES JUST LIKE ICE
AND THERE'S A COLD, LONELY LIGHT THAT SHINES FROM YOU
YOU'LL WIND UP LIKE THE WRECK YOU HIDE BEHIND THAT MASK YOU USE
AND DID YOU THINK THIS FOOL COULD NEVER WIN?
WELL, LOOK AT ME, I'M A-COMIN' BACK AGAIN
I GOT A TASTE OF LOVE IN A SIMPLE WAY
AND IF YOU NEED TO KNOW WHILE I'M STILL STANDIN', YOU JUST FADE AWAY
this is going to be me if I die of old age because I love lemon food and sour food so much
Please kill me
I deserve death for being 5'7
>>213488806Maybe you should do some drugs
curious how some of the gay free palestine commies are winning so hard and drowning in pussy and partying now that israel is taking over gaza
My grandfather called hitler uncle adolf
I think about the third Reich every day
>>213488832I'm sure he's disappointed to have a gay nephew
>>213488848Every man in this picture was batshit insane
Who will be the next global superpower? We know it's not going to be Indian, China, or Brazil. Who's the most likely contender?
>>213488856You don't even know the names of all the poeple in this picture.
>>213488856They all had IQs above 130
>>213488868I don't need to. The system they supported caused the biggest catastrophe in human history. So they are insane
>>213488856I canโt name everyone in this picture but yeah, seems likely
>>213488860The West has traffic accidents too. This will end up being the Chinese century.
100 gecs is the worst shit Iโve ever heard
>>213488880Is this you again, Brian? I'm tired of arguing with you.
>>213488868Hitler, franz von papen, and goebbels are the only ones I know
>>213488876no money no bitches no job some evil gay israeli dude drowns in money and pussy. 2025 is shit
https://youtu.be/YLgqgh7qAbU
>>213488884I saw them live back before they were extremely popular. The chick tried to hit on my girlfriend after the show
have you thought about the roman empire today
>>213488793>>213488803we have a full on schizophrenic who has been thrown in jail several times for screaming in the streets about being the new fuhrer
he demands that we call him fuhrer, his posts are incoherent, and he has doxxed himself several times and its literally just some schizophrenic guy in a home
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>>213488903shitskin empire
>>213488853>nephewThat's not how that works esl, also its probably a good thing the internet exists I would have popped the fuck off it didn't
>well off family>distantly related to napoleon>great grandparents had possible nazi involvementI'd be president of blackrock or something right now if WoW didn't exist when I was a teen
>>213488906he sounds based
>>213488909Okay this one is funny
>>213488903was thinking I should be tribune of the plebs thoughbeit
>>213488860It really depends on if the rumours about China are true or not. They easily could dominate as the next #1 superpower, but could also just be the world's slave labour.
India won't, because they keep losing their best.
Which is why they all needed to form BRICS+(funded by Goldman Sacs), to bypass the American system.
>>213488853Your obsession with mid celebrities is autogynephilia not attraction.
>>213488906I hope he doesn't find /cum/. At least 3 /brit/ schizos infected us
>>213488891I wouldn't be able to name more persons as well.
reminder that jason and his homo buddy from texas are paedophiles because they are gay men and gay men are overrepresented among child molesters and a large percentage of gay men are gay because they were molested when they were kids and that's why they are gay
https://youtu.be/2cnloO84LA0
>>213488903Yes, but also the monarchy and the republic as well.
interesting how many gfs cumbums have
>>213488913Wait I just realized you meant hitler was my uncle, I didn't sleep enough last night went to my arcade's watch party then woke up early! I retract my ESL comment
>indian keeps losing their best
Where are they going?
My mother growing up was very emotionally detached and cold towards me, and she would also get mad at really stupid and trivial things, both me and my dad.
As a result I have never had any emotional attachment or feelings toward any woman. I view them purely as sexual objects, nothing more, nothing less. I could not give a shit about their validation because it means nothing to me.
>>213488946crazy how heir fuher goldberg
>>213488931I had gfs when I was younger akshually
>>213488944He meant that your grandfather was gay
>>213488925I had to look that word up also groce
>>213488907I didn't even know she was trans. I just thought she was ugly
i need at least a bicycle here
would rather stick my dick in the mcdonalds deep fryer than be tunnel buddies with an israeli
supporting israel is in america's interest, therefore israel first is actually america first but midwits don't understand that
>>213488903yeah I thought about a joke in another thread when someone else brought up Greeks inventing gay sex. The joke is the Greeks invented sex while the Romans invented having it with women.
i dont want to meet up with any /cum/mers because im so ridiculously ugly theyll film me and take photos and ridicule me on /cum/ and im not even indian
I farted and got shit on my balls
>>213488906/cum/ has it's eccentric characters but nothing like that.
>>213488984you're giving up everything for an israeli man
i don't want to meet up with any /cum/mers because you're 90% normgroids
>>213488903I think about the Greeks more than the Romans.
I will never be happy without a wife
Americans voted Israel First we all saw it
also he rapes kids so there's that
>>213489016you just whored our women to jews
>>213488998probably about 1/4 of /cum/ are normal (for 4chan) cool people that'd be fun to hang with. the other 3/4 are autistic NEET faggo dipshits like Jason or literal biohazard schizos like Brian and Terrone
i just got raped 4 days in a row and you don't see me bitching about it
I legitimately cannot fathom the idea of a man sticking his penis into another's man's shitty asshole. Logically, I know it happens, but I don't know how anyone can actually go through with it.
>>213489003Why would you say something like that about my wife? What did I ever do to you
>>213489046Says the man broadcasting to the world that his wife is pooping
where are the messssicans?
>>213489046There is a tattoo near your wife's mumu which says:
>German anon was here before.
>>213488984The solution ultimately is to fuse with the tribe. American men should take Jewish wives
Top tier pawg milf at work
I feel bad for wagies who have to ride the bus, they're transitioning to EV buses in some places which just makes it 100x more dangerous. Previously you just had to worry about getting shanked or spit on, now you can just burn to death inside of 10 seconds.
Crackheads and debutantes
>>213489078German anon is a weird name
>>213489092At least it's envornmentally friendly o algo. Siri please vaporize this chud for being ecophobic
as an atheist i don't support the israeli government at all and netanyahu is a criminal, but israel does have a right to defend itself
>>213489080>The solution ultimately is to fuse with the tribeso you admit you're no different than a libtard. so then why not japanese wives. why does it have to be either jews or muslims.
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>>213489112>ecophobic top lel
My wife took a huge shit. Itโs a spanner.
Futurama > Simpsons > Family guy
>>213489093Its weedheads these days if the new KotH doesn't have a vape thc cbd american shaman kratom vapor on every corner its fake, how many of the things do they need?
>>213489129never seen the simp sons but I broadly agree
>>213489127Time to get in there while the warehouse is empty, don't waste this opportunity anon.
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>>213489143probably just a fagtard
>>213489143I like to think of myself as a Dunmer preferably Daedra
>>213489160>>213489161fatherberg thinks im satan's spawn
the baby from squid game looks cgi, is it cgi?
>>213489168why? you a lazy piece of shit or what
I'M SO TALL, CAN'T GET OVER ME
I'M SO LOW, CAN'T GET UNDER ME
I MUST BE ALL THESE THINGS
FOR I JUST THREW OUT THE LOVE OF MY DREAMS
HE IS IN MY EYES, HE IS IN MY EARS
HE IS IN MY BLOOD, HE IS IN MY TEARS
I BREATHE LOVE, AND SEE HIM EVERYDAY
EVEN THOUGH MY LOVE IS A WORLD AWAY
OH, HE'S GOT ME WONDERING
MY RIGHTEOUSNESS IS CRUMBLING
>>213489176ive brought pain and suffering to his life
the fuck is the point of money when you need to have a job to get it, like what you're gonna buy, you're too tired to enjoy it anyway
>>213489173>the baby from squid game looks cgi, is it cgi?is probably just wanna dem crazy ol asians innit bruv
>>213489168Did he say that or do you just feel that way?
>>213489198he has implied
jason is heavily influenced by David Myatt
>>213489191nice psyops brian
my throat is burning i can't stop coughing and blowing my nose it's miserable. my lungs hurt
scary how wildfires 1000s of km away have this much effect on the air
*me looking at a random korean* holy shit this is just like squid game
Wonder how my old roommate Spencer Greenberg is doing
>>213489212im straight. i like cute latinas
>69 degrees during the hottest month of the year
Global warming my dookie machine
>>213489213serves you right for not buying organic tomatoes you fucking nazi
He could have had a harem if he wanted to
>>213489218he's probably an accountant
>>213489220you really are the biggest shit eating heeb to ever exist
what about futarama and it's about a futuristic society of futas
>>213489230Fuck, women had such ugly hair styles back then
Remember to boycott these companies
They're making fun of "hey stomp clap" music on xitter :/
>>213489267That music sucks indeed
What about niggerama and its about Jason's mom's dating life?
Going to have sex with a native American woman tomorrow night
>>213489261whatever you say bro
Wonder how my old roommate Celebrity Davis is doing
>>213489275how long is her penis?
>>213489267I don't give a FUCK what they're saying on twitter!
>>213489275they are still alive?
>>213489267broken clock is right twice a day
I jerked off to a passing half black tranny the other day, not ashamed of it
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put too much spice to my elote cup and now i have a headache
28 years old and still waiting for her
I think I actually don't want a gf after all
no money no bitches no job this is the worst timeline ever
https://youtu.be/6ck__iCtc-8
>>213489272>>213489295I liked The Lumineers :/
The last time I got high I had incredibly racist thoughts towards native americans
I see nothing but Mongolian cruelty in his eyes
>>213489315holy shit I hate The Lumineers so much
the absolute most obnoxious kind of crunchy hipsters
>>213489229now you've got me thinking it's not much longer until the tomatoes come in and we eat nothing but tomato sandwiches for days
i fap a lot when i get anxious or upset
>>213489241futas pegging me, aw crud
fuck my shiny metal ass with your shiny futa cock
good futanari news everyone!
>>213489315You sound like this faggot I knew in high school that loved the lumineers, second year of college those of us that were still in touch decided to go back to our home town and have one last final bonfire hoorah before we all probably drifted too far apart and his ass was like "oh yeah haha I've been learning a lot about sword fighting I changed my major to acting and I'm taking a sword fighting class haha, might buy myself a katana just so I can keep up with practice you know :)" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU METROSEXUAL FAGGOT you never wanted to fuck before don't try now
I am absolutely helplessly addicted to extremely potent opiates. It is so fucking over for me. Said I'd stop on my off days and kick this miserable habit but my God the withdrawals are just so fucking bad. I literally can't not take more when they really start kicking in. I'd describe it as like trying to force yourself to stand in a fire. You simply aren't going to. If you can get away from the flames in that moment you will, even if you know you're just making things worse in the long run. Why didn't I listen to DARE? Jdimsa
I miss the hipster era. I miss the Obama years
https://youtube.com/shorts/mFzlgr-BR70
Any kid on the internet from this point forward will never experience the thrill of searching "big boobs" on Google for the first time
i don't want to goon but it's inevitable
>>213489355they can wean you off it in rehab
>>213489383internet is ruined by AI you try to search for an image and google is 99% AI even basic shit like searching for an image of an animal produces more AI results than results that are actually of the animal
>>213489398Seems like everything has been ruined these days
>>213489383i was jerking off to hentai and flash games before anything else
obama was the greatest president ever because he was black and talked cool
>>213489355You will need more time than a few days off to get through the withdrawals.
>>213489355we should honestly just kill drug addicts you spend half your fucking life having "DRUGS BAD" shoved in your face and what do you do? You decide to take drugs anyway, keep weed and alcohol legal and if someone so much as glance at another drug light their asses up
>>213489393I can't miss work
>>213489422Yeah...
>>213489425Please put me out my misery thanks
>>213489112>envornmentally friendlyyoure a gook arent you
>>213489435>workThis goes beyond work. Do you want to live more than another 5 years?
Go to fucking rehab
>>213489435Would your health insurance pay for a few weeks of rehab?
>>213489426He's actually saying something kind of insightful here. My first description of intelligence would be "pattern recognition", but the next closest would be "ability to realize goals".
>i want to goon to minecraft
>goons to minecraft
suppose i won
>>213489446>Do you want to live more than another 5 years?I can't say I do, anon
>>213489452Yes I have really good insurance
>>213489466Ugh please don't be like my dad and die young because you're too stubborn to get help
>>213489466Go to rehap then or take a few weeks of unpaid leave and wean off yourself!
>>213489355going cold turkey is hard why dont you replace it with something like weed on the meantime
There was a multiplayer flash game on Kongregate called World Rebellion that was a simplified version of Risk. I miss it every day. I miss the old internet.
got no job no money no bitches. worst timeline
https://youtu.be/u2ELqxc6BL4
>>213489355did these niggers never hear of weening
>>213489524I liked the tower defense one where the towers were knights and wizards and stuff
i dont know what i should get a job in, this webdev shit now seems like a cooked deal since gpt came out
>>213489547i'm going back to flipping burgers and making pizzas
Should I eat a meal or goon
>>213489560Your time is limited burger boy
>>213489574What are we supposed to do
>>213489574good to know i'll be the last so the future generation of israeli americans don't ever have to wage
>>213489602Be poor and let rich people get richer even though they have more money than they can ever spend
I should kill myself. Iโm legitimately useless at everything
is there anything more humiliating than working a job?
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>>213489574I honestly don't know why burger flipping wasn't automated a long time ago. Seems like a very repetitive narrow task that is straightforward to automate.
Are First Amendment auditors who run around video recording everything based or cringe?
>>213489636Sent him flying
You got a Teflon vest?
Let me see if it works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIsLA_H5ASE
>>213489602starve and die, there will eventually be a revolution but things won't get bad enough for that for another 3-4 generations people are very adaptable to bad situations, humanity lived through some form of peasantry for most of its existence
>>213489647Same
Based based anon
>>213489647based on what?
>>213489636Being a neet isn't humiliating, the only thing that really sucks about it is that it isn't sustainable in the long term
How you spend your time while neeting can be humiliating though
>>213489652How can there be a revolution with modern technology? The elites could just mow us down with drones and assault rifles
>>213489634lane is dogshit and so are you, pedophile
>>213489658he means he's non-acidic
lol just read a post of a woman whose bf ghosted her and she has tons of walls of texts to him. It makes me feel happy seeing it happen a woman
>>213489671if i dump a vat of sulfuric acid on him, what will happen?
Put the fries in the bag, wagie!
>>213489635oh well my interview for line cook is on thursday. don't think i'll ever be able to leave kitchen work this is just life now
Idk why ppl hate diversity itโs so cool
I listen to Black Metal, Neofolk, Industrial, Dungeon Synth and Noise. Guess my political opinions.
evens i eat chocolate
odds pretzels
>>213489382i only shower 1-2 timer per week
>>213489676Haha, I hate women so much, they are so evil
>>213489698fiscally conservative socially liberal
>>213489560Same ...fml
at least I live with my parents so I can save money
resisting the urge to masturbate
>>213489709fatass aids ridden faggot
>>213489698Youโve never seen a vagina have you
>>213489709same bro, it feels so good seeing a woman feel what I have felt several times over now :)
It's hard to square my observations about the modern internet's ills like the prevalence of porn with my boomer small government sensibilities.
My life has been dominated by sexual frustration for 13 years now
>>213489714>>213489741I'm a Fascist. Those genres will always be for the radical right. The leftists will never take them away from us.
>>213489749me too anon, I'm 22 but I have accepted that I am simply never going to have sex. I am a foreign creature to women.
>>213489759self fulfilling prophecy says what
>>213489759My first kiss was at 22
>>213489635Flipping is easy to automate,but having s robot select for and add different cheeses ontop after flipping woild be difficult
You could have a human handle that part but at that point why not just have the human do both as maneuvering around a bulky machine to top the burgers and move them is more inefficient than a person which has greater flexibility
>tfw finding out "atheists" have a extremely high suicide rate
good riddance
>>213489771im interested in money and power, not women
Insects chirping keeping me awake. I violently detest summer with my entire being.
I pray for eternal winter.
>"christians" encouraging suicide
>>213489779So you know you aren't getting into heaven with statements like this, right?
>>213489799I do not believe in heaven from current faiths
If you not in Nebraska then where tf you at
My favourite youtuber made a video on the Epstein coverup. Heโs so dead, fuck.
With the exception of gay people, it's important to treat everyone with respect.
Excluding one demographic, we're all children of the same God.
>>213489779most trannies are atheist btw
>>213489794He didn't. Doomernat mogs his retarded FAT christcuck ass. Also you're a brown pedophile and ugly and short and stupid. Kill yourself, faggot.
>>213489816He's probably in on it
>>213489816Link it! I might watch it.
>>213489794didn't he get paid to say most of the shit he babbled
Americans are actually very polite if you think about it, thank you
>>213489818I don't know if you have data to back that up, so I'm not saying I'm doubting it, but I've had a lot of conversations with trannies and they seem to very often have very disturbing worldviews... Satanism, communism, pedophilia.... Speak to them in private and ask them questions about their beliefs and I think they'll more often than not either not have thought about it at all or lead you down a dark place. Seems only natural considering what they do to themselves
Holy FUCK
I can't handle how much of my fucking time is wasted doing things I don't want to do.
>>213489772dude I've tried, I fell for the whole self-improvement meme. Not that self improvement is bad, but trying to get better at socializing is a complete meme. You are either born normal or you aren't
>>213489774how did it happen?
Bizarre to think there are people that live and breathe and die in Nebraska
Like they're life just exists in Nebraska
They go to jobs and do grocery shopping just like real people, but they exist in Nebraska
Boggles the mind
>people thin epstien is dead
shame on the goyim
>>213489817Buy an ad or go volunteer in a church!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://thecatholicherald.com/article/exclusive-connor-estelle-pinesap-responds-to-accusations-of-being-a-fascist-supporting-franco-and-being-a-proud-groyper
>>213489779Better a good atheist than a bad Catholic. Even Jesus talked about virtuous Pagans being let into the Kingdom of God while Jewish people who were shitty would be left out.
>>213489825>>213489838https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MoSqRZjb5PQ
He does truecrime stuff and has some really good videos.
>never kissed a girl
>but had sex 3 times with my baby sitter at 6 years old
weird
>>213489846>She will join me in the racewar when we finally genocide all those fucking asian women and their ricecooker husbands
>>213489854>how did it happenSome random girl pulled my face onto hers at a nightclub and we made out for 10 minutes
I AM NOT A CHAD NOTHING LIKE THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE OR SINCE
She was cute though
>>213489867>catholicwhat is this BS? America is protestant
>>213489574no robot has, or ever will, win stockholms best burger
so this literally doesnt matter
>>213489850>I've had a lot of conversations with trannies and they seem to very often have very disturbing worldviews... Satanism, communism, pedophilia..They're just mentally unwell freaks. And freaks tend to be attracted to extreme views. Its not that deep
>>213489778Honestly today's AI seems good enough that shouldn't be a problem anymore. With today's tech I'm positive fast food can be entirely automated. Maintenance and cleaning is the only thing needed for humans now.
I might have to wait
I'll never give up
I guess it's half timing
And the other half's luck
Wherever you are
Whenever it's right
You come out of nowhere and into my life
And I know that we can be so amazing
And baby your love is gonna change me
And now I can see every possibility
And somehow I know that it will all turn out
And you'll make me work, so we can work, to work it out
And I promise you kid, I'll give so much more than I get
I just haven't met you yet, thank you
>>213489873>but had sex 3 times with my baby sitter at 6 years old
I wonder when we'll see the first trans nun
>Tariffs America :(
>Tariffs other country :)
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i want to eat dubai chocolate
never had but looks good
>>213489880America's fat, that's the only thing America is.
>>213489850There's way more trannies that are fucked up than people realize. The majority. And I mean besides being a tranny.
It's soet of like how a shitload more black people believe they're egyptian and that a bunch of things were secretly invented by black people than people realize
>>213489904We are also loud and stupid
>>213489904what is fat in america? I'm 173cm and 63kg
>>213489854As long as you want it so bad, it's not gonna happen. The only way it's gonna work is if it doesn't matter.
>>213489904>>213489912But so is BROWNzil, America is fucking germanic.
>>213489921your specialty
>>213489934I would only masturbate via prone masturbation and my penis is super dulled out now
Going to go as long as I can
What y'all feeding these officers in mexico?
People like to call America a melting pot, but I consider it more of an outhouse. All the shit getting mixed together in a big septic tank
>>213489888>today's AI seems good enough that shouldn't be a problem anymore.The problem isn't only identifying the right thing to put on top, but the actual robot being physically flexible enough and not in the way
If every burger had the same topping, it would be easy like an assembly line
You could have like a massive spatula that fits the entire flattop attached to a robotic arm and then when it's done it pushes to the right down a small conveyor to then add the buns
>>213489913We don't use gay-ass French measurements and I'm not about to look up what that is on google, so those numbers mean nothing to me.
But being fat is having a Body Mass Index of 25 or higher.
>>213489934The high doesn't make up for the crash, yup, thank you
>>213489951Why won't you tell me your workout routine?
/brit/ is better than /cum/
>>213489583
>try to do nofap
>get to 8 days
>have to fap to not get angry or i will kill my mother
sucks
>>213489969Just be consistent and eat. Follow PPL
But look at this ass.
>>213489969jason's workout routine: neck hangs to failure
>>213489979It's fine to fap once or twice a week
>>213489979have sex with her
>>213489979I can only last one to two days
>>213489962I'm sorry. I still haven't gotten used to the whole american measurement system. I'm five foot eight and weigh 138 ibs
>>213489994t. Abdul al-Assad
my trans step-mom is happy i'm going back to work. think my family might like me again
>>213489979Why don't you just pay a hooker to blow you?
>watch good movie
>get angry with myself that I didn't make the movie
kek I'm so silly
>>213489980Imagine if she gets identified from her ass
>>213490010it's illegal he's not hunter biden he can't get away with criminal activity
>>213490012jason got angry he wasn't in the 50 shades of grey movie getting a spanking, thank you
>>213490001You're not fat but your height legally qualifies you as a woman.
>>213490036This is the one
>>213489954Why not just have an actual hand at the end of the arm? With a wall of ingredients in front of it, that it pulls from. And either a separate spatula jutting out next to the hand or a literal spatula the hand holds and puts picks up and puts down from the same exact spot every time. It seems to me the only hurdle is devising a clever enough set up.
>>213490038I'm not white germanic
>>213490048>Why not just have an actual hand at the end of the arm? With a wall of ingredients in front of it, that it pulls fromWay too complicated. Making it a hand and pulling one ingredient out of many that's a very complex motion
Such a robot would be super expensive, and not worth the cost
It would be more simple I imagine if a sensor just reads to detect if an object like a burger is in front of it, and then if it is it releases a slice of cheese from a container after a certain time limit passes (enough time for the burger to cook as if it was added too early it would become burnt)
Programming a hand I'd imagine by contrast would be super complex