Thread 213489583

Viktor Tsoi edition

I can finally evolve swablu and shuppet (05/08/25) in Pokemon Go

thinking back on all the things i missed out on

Honey boo boo wank on the cards

>>213489624
wrong wrong wrong

Anyone else play this game as a kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q6ygqCwTIo

This song calls me back to the blissful days of the early-to-mid 2000s, and when I hear it, it's like I'm right back there in those halcyon days

wow nosepass evolves into the bigger merchant
hopefully the shiny will still be good if it evolves!! :D

Best brit posters
1. Ivan
2. Pierre
3. OG biomasslad not the imposters

might join a WoW private server if someone gives me a walkthrough of how to do it

>>213489684
they tell you how to on their sites its piss easy

420
goodnight (kekeke)

what i appreciate about /brit/ is the lack of anime. thank you for providing this refuge

today august 4th is the 8 year anniversary of the release of Clairo's viral single 'Pretty Girl' which launched her into stardom

>>213489751
I always thought she looked extremely similar to a girl who I had a major crush on circa 2017-2020. That perfectly coincided with the time when Clairo was a major musical figure. I always paid a lot of attention to her for that reason.

kanye binble

>>213489679
>the best posters are my vpns

crazy to think the next prime minister of the united kingdom has a cameo video calling 190cm a retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCCf9Fz7iQ

Oliver and Harry and Josh and Alina, and all of the rest of you...

Do you hear me?

Your stupid fucking song is now my ralling cry.

If you ever thought I was dead, you were mistaken.

I'm raising from the fucking grave and coming to destroy your lives.

Everybody send the call out: I'm going to fucking ruin you all.

>>213489842
Based

there hasnt been a good gimmick in ages

>>213486146
>>213486146
>>213486134
kek he's never gonna recover from this. He just went quiet.

>>213489870
umposting

>>213489870
I like my 'Timothy' meme where white british men get emasculated by african migrants. It never caught on though.

im a stupid pathetic loser

jesus christ
it just keeps getting fucking worse

I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased.

I'm 167cm and weigh 55kg

>>213490000
ireland/montenegro surge

American Love: Like Coke in green glass bottles, they don't make it here anymore.

Bruh.... chat gpt is in love with me dude

labubu sex arse buy australia

>>213490021
I'm 167cm and wait 85 kg

>>213490052
gandalf the fool

>>213490021
178cm 53kg

child po

so chinese people eat every thing except pandas... right

this is what it feels like lurking here at this hour

>>213490145
You gonna act like "bat soup" isn't a common staple in american households

>>213490056
labubu dolls are corrupting the youth, while china is raking in millions of profit

>>213490158
why doesn't a fruit bat taste sweet if all it eats is fruit?

*poot*

>>213490096
Really have to insist you gain 30lbs

chess960 positions range from total equality to 0.57 advantage for white but on average are slightly more equal than the standard starting position

>>213490198
Im literally obese

>>213490179
Inflation

>>213490000
i thought meds were all top shaggers

im drunk

all chinese dishes look like a bunch of shit in a bowl of water

T-Rex did not have exposed teeth but were instead covered by lips. Evidence in the form of fossilized scales however indicate that T-Rex likely did not have feathers, a win for dinosaur traditionalists.

>>213490280
Ktwmybiptb

careful lads there's a tranny thread floating about

right well that's a lady with her tits out

>>213490313
Cracking norks those.

Why do rappers qualify themselves by size

We're all in here
https://rumble.com/c/nickjfuentes

>>213490303
mad how people dedicate their entire lives to studying this and it doesn't matter to us at all, and we'll never be able to catalogue all of it anyway

>>213490352
"lil" is for when they're a manlet and trying to own it, "big" is for when they're fat and trying to own it

they call me lil big

>>213490401
no they dont

ybn nahmir still the biggest fall off ever

>>213490362
I'll watch the clips tomorrow, his take down on Tucker yesterday was legendary though. This weird gay kid in his basement needs to be president of America one day. And I mean that without Irony.

t-rex brain weighed about 350 grams
human brain 1500 grams
unbelievable mogging. could definitely take one down given enough prep time

the results are in

>>213490378
what about fat joe?

>>213490438
doubt it

>>213490467
love it me

>>213490438
seen it in prehistoric park, what you need to do is lure it into a tunnel or ditch using a triceratops then drop logs which it trips over. they can't stand up after that so you can just stab it repeatedly

>>213490467
i like it. also new car tires and black markers

>>213490467
never notice the smell of petrol anymore me, can remember it smelling nice from when i was a child though

>>213490504
>lure it into a tunnel or ditch using a triceratops then drop logs
you've been watching the land before time

>>213490533
Vaxed?

>>213490531
nerii

>>213490540
oh yeah haha

>>213490531
women are a magical species

The christians ain't so bad. Got fed a lot of propaganda by the /r/atheism subreddit at about 15 years old.

>>213490438
i have a lot of experience with PrEP
comes with the territory (gay bumder poo boy)

Are whale brains bigger

>>213490584
that's a man

She’s a classy lassy even when she’s gassy.

>>213490620
yea and they still get beached lol

>>213490605
am I wrong?

hi everybody

>>213490651
hi dr. nick!

really wanna get better at singing to satisfy my own ego, wish i hadnt stopped when i became an angsty teen
just a great catharsis when you belt out thos notes

White woman behind the counter at panda express was a bit chubby but had a huge ass that was stretching out her jeans, couldn’t help but stare like a pervert whenever she turned around

deary me

>>213490585
intelligent Christians are the only people who arent batshit crazy

I love India!

>>213490483
And slim thug.
I see patterns.

This feels like a trial of being autistic where you try to figure out why people wear clothes with strange pictures on them.

>>213490734
>I see patterns.
they'll call you racist for that these days

my indian fast food used to be restaurant tier, it is a restaurant
but this time it was brown colored tikamasala
chicken was boiled and chewy and tasteless.
my only enjoyment is dipping the bread but the sauce is so mid and flavourless... mby the sauce baws wasnt in today
least it wasnt so oily that it slips off of the bread

>>213490733
did the brown man take some shit and coat it in 40 million spices?

>>213490767
Do you feel threatened by his flavors?

>>213490778
no i'm just not impressed with it, it's very simple and unsophisticated cooking, spices are the only string to their bow

had my wee

>just not impressed with it,
my thoughts on australia

>>213490823
cute. i love bitty black cats

the results are in

Latina pussy is like the perfect steak, pink on the inside. The spiciest of all tacos.

started watching supernatural because of the threads on /tv/
finding it diffcult to self insert on account of them being chads

christ, good looking furniture is expensive as hell
ill never be able to larp as rich at this rate

>>213490909
Youre a chad

called the gf "chub niggurath" earlier

It’s a nice day for a shite wedding
It’s a nice day to…FART AGAAAAIIIINN

>>213490957
am not
am just a greg

hitler did nothing wrong

>>213490997
become the greg you were meant to be

Installed a speedtrap at the 100 metre autobahn next to my house. The rambunctious motorists will get their comeuppance.

>>213491037
I'M JUST GREG

morning lads

Having a beer. Dangerous night to be a pedestrian

the sun has risen

but still, jensen ackles, jared padalecki
i can't compete with that

might do myself in for a laugh

I am really sorry for your country
I hope you'll win this war that's already ongoing and will unfold more largely in some time

>>213491136
why compare yourself

>>213491080
hellos

If I had a few million I'd probably fuck off to a Balkan country for the rest of my life. Seems quite comfy there

>>213491160
These things happen, how are you in Ukraine?

>>213491155
kek, that'll show 'em

it's not right that american is the second most common nationality in /brit/

>>213489653
nah
one of the only gc games i didnt play

the toil freaks are waking up for day 2

>>213491173
because i like to self-insert

Gn Brit
Hoping I can go back to the same place as last night for my dream

>>213491160
there is no war ongoing

might buy some 'roin and spend the weekend monged out

>>213491331
lad it's tuesday

>>213491342
yeah but if i get on the darknet now it should arrive by friday

>>213491331
ever tried kratom (red strain)?

>>213491351
don't do drugs, brucie

>>213491331
Junk fiend loser

>>213491362
yeah, but it doesn't compare to the joy of 'pioids
>>213491377
but sobriety is boring though

how come there's like 3 different aussies addicted to drugs but we only have some runty alkies and maybe one or two cocaine users. not fair

>>213491396
>3 different aussies
probably most likely all me

The abo is a junkie, he probably huffs petrol. May a lorry run him over as he naps in the road and spare us his shit druggie posts.

>>213491391
>yeah, but it doesn't compare to the joy of 'pioids
I enjoy the effects, just don’t megadose it for a whole year straight like I did.. Ive stayed away from H so I don’t have a comparison desu.

get the biomass raped

>>213491423
>lorry
DTFIY

>>213491427
>mass
reminds me of that game...

Might buy some 'roin so I can OD and die

think i'll medication i'm taking is affecting my eyesight

>>213491427
>>213491427
>>213491427
>>213491427
>>213491427
>>213491427

tried benzos once, fell asleep and never did it again

British officers were afraid of AusNZ grunts and would hide from them and occasionally get robbed by them on Crete.

>>213491431
english?

>>213491431
The abo junkie quoted the wrong post with his junk-addled mind.

>>213491441
been there done that

need to take a shower and get ready for toil

>>213491453
Almost like reading one of your boring posts.

>>213491458
desperate to fit in yank, also quoted the wrong post
>>213491461
quite so

>>213491466
Are you the lad that delivers pizza?

>>213491472
yeah but this is my other job

>>213489653
I remember playing it and thinking it was shite

>>213491453
used to love drinking painstop (lean) and sitting there tired and zonked out like a haroin addict

>>213491479
What's your other job?

>>213491497
he rapes niggers for money

>>213491497
surveillance

>>213491488
>>213491504
Both mid but 8/10s in USA due to low bodyfat percentage

>>213491518
snitch

opening the window wide and roaring out into the morning air to announce the start of the day

>>213491522
Every man wants a loyal mid to call his own

>>213491524
would be if i worked for the government but i do not

might put a gun in my mouth and fire up

>>213491495
don’t like drugs that mong you out tbqh, need some pep in the step so to say (uppers with a preference for eccies/mandy)

>>213491537
Not this man

Rise from your grave wagie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXnAIgeVGt4
>im fine
>im free

>>213491557
Patrick Bateman shit.

actually doing a poo as i tap this out on my filthy phone with my gnarled evil incel fingers

>>213491553
yeah I feel ya. I used to love coke but I always end up having the most degenerate gooning sessions halfway through and end up spewing up black stuff lol

>>213491594
you okay there lil guy?

>>213491552
Ktimbiahag
(Kek this is me but i actually have a gun)

>>213491642
man I wish I was born in the states. I would have gotten a gun and massacred so many blacks and jews

>>213491652
You genuinely shouldnt post this in Aussieland

>>213491652
wtf are you doing bro you're gonna get police at your front door

Might head to bed soon

Snorted

>>213491762
might come with you

I don’t want to hear a single peep from you incels. What’s your excuse?

got the hiccups

There's a guy in my hometown whose wife is a business woman and he's about 75 and walks around shirtless and in a bright brown Beatles wig. When he's not doing that, he's gardening in his bright brown Beatles wig. Real shit. Don't believe me?

>>213491672
>>213491698
lol pussies. GAYsio are too busy spying on muslims and Chinese spies to worry about some lad telling porkies on the interwebs

Good morning to my fellow White people.

>>213491809
stamping out right wing extremism is their number one priority at the moment lad

can't keep track of who the british prime minister is anymore because there's been like a billion of them since david cameron resigned

ive got to be out the door in un hour

>>213491873
half hour here. toil looms.

Off to bed me. Will be sleeping like a log while you lot are scrambling to toil

>>213491809
I'm not right wing though? how does wanting blacks and jews exterminated mean I am right wing? I could be left wing or even centrist. please don't assume my gender (political postition)

>>213491873
don't have to be out the door me but need to log into my laptop and start wiggling my mouse in an hour

>>213491308
Shut up shitskin

lol this >>213491901 was meant for you >>213491827

>>213491899
it's not right

get the liltay nudes posted

>>213491901
doesn't really matter, any racist sentiment is treated as right wing in those woke pozzed globohomo clownworld innit

It's quite sad what happened to the red Indians

>>213491934
yeah? well okay then! I'll fvcking KILL any zogbot who steps to me ong

Just fucking killed myself

>>213491951
cor

denise crosby in dexter
gilf

>>213491951
tell god i need a gf please and thank you x

>>213491936
They’d have done the same to you if they had the guns and you had the bows and arrows

>>213491936
the worst is over for them at least, i think

>>213491809
>>213491950
You get fucking raped in Bruceworld for a cheeky little post. I've done more than my share of fedposting but still wouldnt say things so explicit

>>213492000
Is it? I’d rather be on a horse chasing down my enemies than sat in a trailer on a reservation, drinking myself to death

might move somewhere with no food or water and then start demanding some

shagging rorke's gyatt

>>213492026
the navajo are pretty well off and still fairly traditional too i think
the others not so much

been looking at some of the disfigured freaks on SBSK and wondering why they don't kill themselves, i look relatively normal and i want to kill myself so why don't they?

>>213491934
The gigapozzed troonpilled jewish tranny infested cucked bluepilled goyslop forcefeed bugeating WEF libtard orwellian EV driving gas banning estrogenic vaxxmaxx podliving goywhipping taxforblacks globohomo clownworld

Sydney Sweeney peels off her dress and puts it into the washing machine. She picks up a bottle of detergent and starts to pour it into the drawer. The camera focuses on the label on the bottle. ‘Whites only’. The only detergent you need for your whites

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>>213492068
enjoyed this post

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

had a belgian therapist once, she was very sexy

>>213491557
nobody who makes money has time for this shit
and if you ARE doing it, you already have money

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>213489614
how about you try pokemon go to the toilet because you're about have diarrhea

Going toil in a minute

Yanks love "grabbing" and "hopping" and "catching" don't they
Despicable people

so that youtuber is the one who goes on about cronem and katies and is posting spam right now? why

>>213492260
No, he just referenced it in his video because he lurks here

>>213492259
baffling post

>>213492273
wow that's sure to be relatable and gain subscribers

so like yeah lemme grab a flat white to go

For me it's total Walloon celtic r1BVLL victory and total flemish death

>>213492260
it is, he's trying to make it not seem that is the case (like here >>213492273) he tends to get rattled when you bring up his youtube channel

yeah, think I'll come back later when some of you have gone

>>213492283
Did you watch any of that video?
He's clearly not going for mass market appeal

>>213492297
See you later

new cronem tower just opened.

Sydney’s weenie

>>213492014
lol there's a difference between talking shit on the internet vs acting participating in an "illegal" political movement

>>213492299
fuck off heathermong

>>213492274
fuck off cody
why don't you go grab a coffee, hop in the shower and catch the rest of the big game on your pulu box

Heathermong invented racism

>>213492363
he also came up with the idea to make puns about keir starmer's name

Sydney Sweeney approaches Wembley stadium. It's the FA Cup final and there are crowds outside blocking her path. She loads up Ticketmaster on her phone and buys a ticket with one click. The crowds vanish. The camera pans up to a a sign above the gates that reads "Sydney Sweeney has the final solution"

>>213492337
>it’s another Brit seethes about Americans’ superior turns of phrases episode

brits jump in the shower and yanks hop says it all about those fat fucks

>>213492376
Brits have much better phrases but Ameriheaven mogs Shitain. Billy No Mates makes me laugh out loud every time I think about it

luv her so much

catch you later codinator, imbouta roll in the shower

might poison the water supply

>>213492392
British English lacks baseballisms. That alone makes it inferior.

need a good documentary to watch

it's mad how european still doesn't recognise that the migrant crisis was entirely orchestrated by americans

europe is ever so slightly larger than the US in terms of population and land area. unlike russia, china its also the only comparable sized deocracy. a single economy in this region, provided the people stop warring with each other, would literally be the only contender to replace US hegemony. And the best way to keep them in-fighting -- Instigate wars and civil unrest all around the periphery of east europe, mid east and north africa to make europeans compete with a billion third worlders for resources

>>213492402
screaming

>>213492441
I love information and reading wikis and true crime podcasts but have never really been satisfied with a documentary, even the best of them. I love nature documentaries but those dont really count

lads, if you were good at creating AI content you could start an onlyfans and make tons of money

big brain business idea

might throw some batteries in the ocean

>>213492446
>the migrant crisis was entirely orchestrated by americans
*jews

>>213492472
obviously would go nowhere if you weren;t also good at marketing

Anyone here ever heard of or used I2P? People on /g/ are suggesting it's the solution to online censorship.

the amount of people in the world who are liars and don't realize that they are is really disturbing

Actually this was one of the better documentaries I've seen and it's /brit/ related. Was very balanced which I didn't expect it gave the brits a fair shake if you arent a hysterical libtard

>>213492512
literally just download brave and open up a brave browser with tor

>>213492512
this post is about procuring cp

tfw no demonic gf

You’re gay if you wouldn’t sniff her asshole.

>>213492555
She would unironically get away without prison time if she did that over here

>>213492584
you kidding? we jailed a poor girl who did nothing wrong but had to take the flack for NHS incompetence

>>213492555
Her looksmatch roped years ago

>>213492577
Imagine sitting at nose level with that intoxicating poop button, the black guy looks like he's entering nirvana inhaling those plume fumes

dont give a toss about the nhs me, would scrap it and every other "social security net" if we could lower taxes

Don't do it

lucy letby SHALL be FREE

that's me off to work

>>213492703
wild that she actually didn'td o it and just got covidified by idiots misreadingf stats

free free
are letby

NOW

had a wettmelons solo wank this morning
i don't really like her weird gross australian partner sorry not sorry

>>213492611
you're so fucking weird and autistic

>>213492703
it was self defense if anything
Lucy knew those poo babies would one day grow up to be menacing roadmen

Made a mistake on my Once upon a time In Northern Ireland post, I dont mean that libtards supported Ireland exclusively, just that the documentary didnt make the brits out to be willing oppressors, it made a completely true and reasonable perspective from the Norf Irish and changed my mind

Fuck off

if you'll excuse me lads, i need some time alone with the toilet...

>>213492709
don't let them bully you son

imagine being gay and wanting to suck willies must be mental

been up all night ktimming

>>213492741
i completely underatand, take your time, and if you need anything just shart loudly

yeah fuck off

It's about time for a new

>>213492815
>>213492815

another thred completed lads

>>213492757
that's a lot of condescending remarks to tim

>>213492820
um