the shining edition

>>213499503

quite literally doing a poo rn

William Luther Pierce warned that the White race's last chance to peacefully solve its problems ended at Stalingrad.

That was 82 years ago. Things are going to become critical very soon. Like next 5 years soon.

What's crazy is if it starts in Britain.

took FAR too long for the new to be made. do better

>>213499534
is it a good one lad?

>>213499499 (OP)
is this bloke the guy who plays Tyrell in Blade Runner?

Cooking some eggs

>>213499512
Had a nice little thing going this summer where I'd treat myself to a lunchtime half a lager and a cheeky fag in the beer garden down the road too

Mental how we thought dinosaurs were these big ancient behemoths from long ago and it turns out they were just proto-birds.

>>213499554
no :(

upgraded from 80mbps to 500mbps and my download speed has stayed at 100mbps. it goes up to 500 when i have an ethernet cable in. is this normal am i capped at 100mbps wireless?

>>213499559
yh

>>213498968
pakiwog

one of my top imagefap profiles for wanking material has turned into a complete ai slopfest recently
sad times

>>213499586
nice. im somewhat of a super-recogniser

>>213499594
'

>>213499524
Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?

FFS i was gonna get pissed today but gfberg wants a lift back from work

>>213499580
wireless is fundamentally slower regardless of your speed

get the ethernet cable plugged in

>>213499625
An African American cook

Supposed to be getting back on the diet today but there's left over pizza in the fridge. Tomorrow!!!

>>213499602
SCREAM

>>213499580
you don't just automatically get the highest speed. if your wireless adapter is old it's probably not capable of getting more than 100

>>213499605
It was a profile that posted a lot of eastern european bimbos in slutty clothing but now seems to be endlessly ai versions of this rather than the real thing
the guy running it must be completely goonbrained

rorkette. mad one.

>>213499653
poo sneel

>>213499636
i literally upgraded it thinking that it would allow me to watch porn on my phone in bed without buffering

tonight's watch sorted

>>213499580
Sounds like a limitation with your wireless adaptor. You might be able to ask ChatGPT how to change the settings, presuming it's not limited to 100mbps. I know I had an ethernet cable and it was limiting my download speeds to that until I mucked around with some settings and changed it to 1gbps and replug in the ethernet cable and all was fine.

definitely going to kill myself if my hairline starts noticeably receding

>>213499580
just download more internet speed mate

any uncontrollable tried to quit and failed for years going to die of liver failure eventually daily drinker alcoholic in?

>>213499720
the norwood reaper comes to us all

>>213499720
get the finasteride down the gullet

>>213499751
yh... i realised the other day that even if i miraculously quit i will still die from liver failure since i've been an alkie for the last 20 years

>>213499754
not necessarily, it doesn't visibly run in my family but i'm paranoid about it all the same, could've inherited some recessive gene for all i know

just shave it off bro

>>213499768
I wonder how many young guys (at uni for example) are on fin but never say they are. Especially with how mainstream it is now and how easy it is to get.
I'm on it but have never told a soul

Having beans on toast except the toast is sourdough and I've put black pepper, cayenne seasoning, bbq chicken slices and cheddar on top

why does the university of reading exist? i thought most people learned to read by early primary school?

>>213499780
You probably won't, the liver can heal at any point up to cirrhosis

>>213499796
feels cruel to be able to have long thick hair, but also no hair.

>>213499814
you're such a joker x

>>213499696
why did she do it though

>>213499803
just judging by the number of guys in my office who are 30 and full head of hair when 2 out of 3 guys should be receding by then i'd say a lot of people are hiding their finasteride and minoxidil use

>>213499814
kill yourself

>>213499814
It's so blacks can go to uni too

Ideas?

>>213499780
i've only been going for 8 years it makes me glad that i can drink heavily for another 12. how much do you drink a night?

>>213499670
Love those photos they make them take. Always holding or pointing at something and looking glum.

>>213499852
ktim

>>213499821
i had a scan already when i was 35 and there was tissue damage but the main thing is i simply can't stop

listening to comeback kid
https://youtu.be/z8ZZtKF5peA

>>213499810
you should add a really strong smoked sweet paprika to the beans as well

>>213499834
she didnt it was a stich up by hospital big wigs and incompetent doctors

>>213499814
>>213499831
>>213499848
chucled

>>213499870
yeah she's not gonna shag you mate

>>213499865
good tip is next time you want to buy alcohol simply dont and you won't have anything to drink

>>213499855
few of these then move onto brandy until i pass out. four days a week. other days i have a bottle of wine or something lighter.

>>213499870
hope she sees this bro

>>213499855
>>213499892
also just stop now it's not even fun after the 10th year

>>213499886
not while she's imprisoned by the ignorant

we've all been had

can't find any pulpy orange juice in my local shop that isn't overpriced artisinal shite that only comes in single-serve bottles

Mad how much Branston Baked Beans mog Heinz Baked Beans

>>213499892
holy grimoli

Look who's alone now. It's not me, it's not me.

>>213499921
i'll pick some up from tesco for you later x

>>213499869
I nearly added paprika anon! But went with cayenne instead. It's just a shitty powder from lidl though.

>>213499917
reckon you'll be able to convert her to ns?

>>213499907
>just stop
yeah best i can do is 9 days and it was hell

>>213499921
>pulpy
it's called juicy bits sweaty x

literally sniffing my screen oh god i want to put my face in those arse cheeks so bad

>>213499926
they're better in every single way dont know why you'd ever choose heinz

>>213499892
the trick is to not have it in the house lad

>>213499937
you should be adding both
better if you get a spicy paprika/chilli as cayenne is pretty flavourless and is more there for the heat over taste

>>213499951
ffs adam

>>213499951

Nothing to see here lads stop asking questions

a bean's a bean

>>213500000
digits of truth

we've all bean had

>>213500000
digits!

sex sex aha

>>213500000
wise words

gfberg wants a tattoo so i told her my honest opinion and now shes in a mood

>>213500033
she's looking for someone else now knowing women

>>213500000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wb9OGZZ1Y

>>213500062

hmm yes the orientals

anyone else feel they're the reasons their families are dysfunctional?

>>213500033
a girl with no tattoos would never look better with tattoos

getting really get up with (((them))) lads

>>213500000
TESTIFY

>>213500000
no arguing with that

>>213500000
Fugg.

>>213500087
my family is the reason i'm dysfunctional

a bean really is a bean isn't it. makes you think.

cooking some scran

>>213500155
dangerous and downright stupid

umm so i just googled "porn" and half the websites are still working

>>213500000
greetings from norway

leftypol values the nhs over all else

>>213500171
it do be like that

>>213500000
Yes but what is it now?

get the kids protected

>>213500206
but how do we keep them protected?

>>213500225
More immigration

brb gonna go smash a gang

why are orange juice and ginger ale the most refreshing things in the world when you're hung over?

Mad how Queen Elizabeth's sister was quite the fitty

>>213500087
My family is dysfunctional (parents divorced when I was 3) because my mum is an insane BPD woman and my dad is a mild-mannered autistic man, the typical combo.

He failed to detect her insanity until some point after marrying her and having 2 kids, quite possibly because she was the first woman to have paid him any attention and shagged him.

Looking at both of their personalities through my now adult eyes I can see that there was never any possibility of their union being anything other than dysfunctional.

>>213500239
your body feels sick from processing all that sugar from the alcohol so dumping more sugar into your system makes it feel good

Had a nice wank and will have another one later as well.

>>213500245
lizzie was pretty fit in her day tbf

right
it's a nice day so i'm going for a walk

chewsday gymtoil sesh done

>>213500274
yeah but specifically ginger ale and orange juice, something else sugary like coke doesn't quite hit the same

>>213499951
Me and u2 bruv

Wait so you're telling me this disturbing looking brown freakoid hammed up by the bbc is in fact a wrong un?

>>213500276
yeah you love your walking dont you
little dingleberry just strolling fatly on the side of the road arent you

nth for the holodem

gonna have a wank

need to employ a viennese alienist who will tell me that all my problems are caused by secretly wanting to fuck my own mum

>>213500319
whut

ffs i replied to the wrong person

seggs with mum lol xD

>>213500307
>culture reporter

retarded mutt can't even use the site properly kek

>>213500327
screaming

can just imagine mousey wanking his little cock to some pony or pokemon porn

>>213500077
important post

>>213500345
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>213500307
you cannot tell me this gormless man, who didn't learn to read or write until he was in his 50s and knows nothing about repairing things, wasn't a diversity hire

>>213500380
The world is not merit based

the guardian has just alerted me about some sickening and vile anti-migrant comments that some middle aged gammon was arrested for making on facebook

>>213500000
Green beans aren't beans albeit

>>213500379
I forgot the quote. Should be interpreted as a form of derision towards other users.

>>213500307
oh it's about his wife. i would have assumed it was statutory underage twinks

>>213500379
oh so seggs with mum makes you think that but all the poo posting doesn't? half this thread is just silly ironic childposting you big poo poo head

>>213500404
how can u rape ur wife

>>213500205
same as it's always bean

seven--six--eleven--five--nine-an'-twenty shites to-day --
four--eleven--seventeen--thirty-two the day before --
(poo--poo--poo--poo--pooing out me bum again!)
there's now discharge in the bog!

don't--don't--don't--don't--poo unless you're on a loo
(poo--poo--poo--poo--pooing out me bum again);
men--men--men--men--men go mad with holdin' em

>>213500307
All charges dropped BBC page when?

Welp after failing college and I can't afford to repeat guess I'm just gonna get drunk

>>213500393
did they quote the comments are are they too offensive to reproduce?

spelling it seggs is massive ick ngl

>seggs

>>213500450
Go to Reading university

>>213500426
don't start

>>213500450
forklift university

seggs with soogs

how hard can it be to operate a forklift

>>213500467
that's what immediately comes to mind it's vomit inducing

some ratbag tart coughed near me at toil earlier and now i think i've already got the flu settling in, thanks for that you silly bitch

>>213500467
cultish behaviour

>>213500467
do normies really unironically play boardgames?
only time i've played board games as an adult was when i was in the psych ward and there was bugger all else to do

count--count--count--count--the washlets in the packaging
if--your--shite--drops--they're not gonna buy you more!
(poo--poo--poo--poo--pooing out me bum again!) --
there's now discharge in the bog!

taint's--so--bad--by--day because my bum it bleeds
plus night--brings--long--strings--o' forty thousand million
poos--poos--poos--poos--pooing out me bum again

>>213500444
rewatched the 28 Years trailer after watching the movie. Kino trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcvLKldPM08

>>213500450
thought university was free in europe

>>213500533
video?

>>213500550
what the hell?

>>213500550
no mate, it's a png file

>>213500533
she ate poo seal

>>213500544
the guy in that tiktok isn't a normie. but yeah same

>>213500564
for research purposes

>>213500533
Caca poopoo

>>213500546
it's not often a trailer is miles better than the movie itself

>>213500544
whats an australian psych ward like? is it similar to Melbourne?

never understood the appeal of social media
why on earth would you think anyone cares about your shitty life?
also, offering up personal information to the internet without prompting renders you insanely vulnerable with no upside. at best, no one cares and thinks you're a self-absorbed runt, at worst, your info can be used against you

haha poopy funny poop haha stinky!

Another bleak and hopeless day in my absurd, nightmarish existence. Fucking HATE waking up.

activeee

>>213500546
tryna find out what the poem is from it but i think it's maybe an original thing by young fathers
was also surprised the opening song from the film wasn't some oldie but i suppose it's a bit of a pastiche

>>213500625
try finding a gf without using social media

>>213500619
I thought the movie was decent.

In fairness I hadn't watched the trailer beforehand or heard anything about it so went in totally blind. It felt like it had bigger things to say and I was on board with that.

Tempted to say most people who didn't like it were expecting some Resident Evil call of duty zombie shoot-em-up movie.

Christianity is a system of anti-White poverty.

>>213500620
dunno, haven't been to melbourne since before the leftypol cataclysm

Apparently clarksons farm is very popular in China

>>213500651
info about the poem is on the films wiki page

>>213500648

>>213500651
its Kipling mate, literrally called boots

>>213500625
try being normal mate

>>213500691
so is ruby granger

>>213500648
noone says active anymore, thats 2022 slang

>>213500703
reddit loves this

wonder if boogie2988 is still shagging that mentally deranged little girl

the a&e experience

ruby granger replied to my comment once

>>213500703
didn't know he did poems thought he only did cakes

kipling? the same lad who makes the cakes?

hey niggas

Mad how porn and my fetishes have fried my brain so much I can only cum to completely unrealistic and fantasy scenarios

>>213499892
honestly how do you have the energy to drink so much
i was on it 4 nights of the week last week 2 heavy sessions(20+ units) 2 lighter (like 8 units) and i'm still recoiling this week like my insides still feel a bit off
it would take more effort to drink right now than it takes to not drink (despite the fact i'd obviously like to be drunk right now)

>>213500750
>>213500754
bot comments

>>213500750
believe it or not theres no actual mr kipling behind kiplings cakes he was made up for advertisement purposes

>>213500758
Just take an extra day off cooming and you'll spaff to vanilla again

>>213500783
Don't say that

>>>/tv/213401493

The part time tutor

>>213500772
20+ units was my standard every day when I was at my worst just knocked it on the head one day and now im sober as a judge

>>213500838
kek this is me

>>213500758
all wanks are to fantasy scenarios

>>213500823
literally what do you do with your time
i'm the kinda alcohol who is like if i haven't got drunk at least once each week i've "wasted" the week
but i'm very very rarely drinking before say like 4pm unless it's a weekend event with others

>>213500820
>Bookworm, cold-hearted, pervert
standard

got so much fucking money going out lately this is horrible

why are 99% of animes set in high schools?

>>213500803
what was it

the aforementioned a&e experience

>>213500876
send some my way la

young

>>213500843
not him but i just get on with my day. i work so i can't get too pissed during the day. after work i do most of my drinking, listen to music, post here. sometimes i go shopping and do chores.

>>213500885
gay porn

>>213500882
Really gets the nonces going doesn't it.

jerked off to ginger arses and spastic stupor drunk 16 year olds

>>213500672
i felt like it had a lot of different ideas about what it was trying to be, and instead of narrowing them down to make something more cohesive they just sort of mashed them all in haphazardly and it ended up being ringing hollow. not to say that changing tones and visuals can't work in a movie, but imo it didn't work in this one. i like a lot of garland and boyle's stuff and i thought this was disappointing. like they were trying too hard to be glib and comic booky while also trying to convey a message that was too convoluted

>>213500890
leftypol thinking the NHS is understaffed and underbudgeted and thinks it's because the tories are giving it enough money

>>213500882
It's the best time of the average Japanese person's life

>>213499580
Have a look at what your WiFi adapter is. Newer adapters can get faster speeds. For example 5 GHz WiFi is faster than 2.4 GHz WiFi. New adapters might support WiFi 6 and WiFi 7 which should be quite fast (I dunno how fast)

>>213500890
ah yes 7 hour waiting room full of tax payers no doubt

>>213500890
with digital ID, whites should get priority service

>>213500898
i mean for sober people like him not for someone who is more like me
although idk how you have the energy after every day at work to get plastered
especially when your sleep is so fucked with palapatations and dehydration

>>213500916
there's even anime about being transported back to school through time travel

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5249462/

>>213500890
Can pretty much guarantee 90% of those cunts have no business being in A&E, probably in there for a stubbed toe or headache, clogging the place up for hours on end.

I mean legal age

>>213500916
same for me

>>213500890
genuinely why are the browns always in A&E without any visible injuries?

>>213499580
>>213500925
Also even though I think 5 GHz WiFi is faster, it doesn't travel through walls as well. So have a look at what's best for your home.

average day in australia

>>213500937
well i force myself to eat and drink water and take sleeping pills before bed so that helps in one way but it's still shit sleep

need to get off this vile much yes yes

>>213500958
same in the regular GP surgery too

>>213500968
he's harmless x

>or headache
thats why public awareness (about tyrenol and ipburofen) are important! and have been done!
that is all I will say about it because (and this is the only reason you are talking about it) I am going to study later. I still have to read the supplementary material from NICE and some studies I picked out. NICE is always the one that spirals
but thats it and I know it isnt to be posted here. it is to be done instead
also good morning
why is the sun so bright

>>213500975
grim sleeping pill addiction too
but honestly mate like surely this is more effort than just slowly tapering off and drinking less

>>213500968
honey there's a bug in the bedroom can you come squash it

>>213500890
i think those burkas or whatever they're called really work because i don't even think about the fact there's a person underneath it. i just see them as robots.

>>213500958
the concept of a place you can just go to for medical assistance at any time of day is like a luxury to them, they come from places where you probably need to be half dead to even consider seeking medical help and then will have to pay for their treatment

delivered 'za to an obese couple earlier, they didn't even get up to open the door, they just told me to come in and place it on the table for them. disgusting.

>honey there's a bug in the bedroom can you come squash it

>>213500843
just work, read, watch films, go for walks, spend time with my gf. Just give it a go and take it a step at a time. Dont expect miracles, all meaningful change in life happens gradually. You'll be used to the immediate gratification of alcohol so learning patience is key.

>>213501022
perhaps there was a large bug on the table needing squashed

>>213501026
forgot your image did you

>>213501022
lmao get fucked wagie, you did a job that you were underpaid for once you did anything for them nevermind setting the table with the za for them hehehehehe

>>213501002
i'm one of those alkies where if i have one drink i lose all self control and keep drinking
tried to go cold turkey many times but after 4 days i am compelled to start again
the real problem is that i have nothing else going on
if i had something fulfilling to do i wouldn't drink

>>213501009
i can't remember who said it but when you think about it burkas in the west are not modest because they make you stand out. they are garish and immodest

>>213501050
it does actually pay pretty well to be fair, the downside is that half my coworkers are jeets

got to set off to toil in 20 minutes. still not showered. cant even be arsed.

>>213501022
did they offer you a slice at least

>>213501066
it was rorke who said that

>>213501026
what you don't expect me to squash a bug myself do you

>>213501046
>spend time with my gf
how u get a gf as a sober? women have 0 interest in me sober only drunk me seems to get anywhere

you smell like vimto! youuuu smell ike vimto! I like your dress. where my hug at?

>>213501077
dont take the showerberg, let your natural aromas run wild

>>213501077
I just want you to know that I find you toil freaks disgusting

I hope you get fired today for your own good

>>213501064
sounds like you need to go to the meetings desu
i am someone who the second i have one drink wants more but in most environments i will stop
it's just when out at a proper party i will go to black out every time

>>213501094
he is a wise man pbuh

>>213500890
i imagine those burqa gals are there for their hiv and hep c tests

>>213501096
shant be engaging with you! shut up Canada!

>>213501092
i wouldn't have taken it if they did, don't eat that shit i just sell it

>>213501098
Knew her 10 years ago we met up when I was at the end of my drinking not long after we got together I stopped. There's no trick to getting a gf you just click with some people and theres a mutual attraction. I was friends with her first so that helped. Best advice is to unironically get yourself out there.

>>213500849
Wish I was invited to study parties

mousenonce you ever considered learning ancient greek? i think you and aristotle could get on

I already learned a bunch of ancient Greek

>>213501152
should have hosted your own

>>213501165
malaka

only time i've been to a&e was broken bones
don't understand how hospitals are always full
honestly wonder what people are there

rorke meltie
https://x.com/activepatriotuk/status/1952697723670483119

>>213500957
Same

>>213501175
probably looking for opioid prescriptions or doctor's notes saying that they're unable to work or look for a job

ridiculous
all those mums taking their kids to a&e for nothing

>>213501138
lalalalalalalalala aha you gave me a (you) victory is mine

>>213501198
you don't get those at a&e though

Genuinely need to kill myself by the 19th of August
What's a nice peaceful to go

>>213501175
emergency services mostly deal with the consequences of drugs and alcohol

>>213501214
can do, at least here you can

>>213501228
dying naturally after a long fulfilling life in service to the lord jesus christ

>>213501228
read some marcus aurelius and harden the fuck up you wee jessy

shitty lazy GP receptionists often tell people to go to A&E as well

>>213501228
why what's happening then?

went to hospital once with a suspected broken arm, got told i'm better off coming back in the morning because theres an 8 hour wait. went home and decided i just won't use my arm until it feels better, made a makeshift sling out of a pillow case to keep it up at night

rorke auf einem madone
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1754313662491493.webm

does this thread stop at Tucumcari?

unhelpful replies I don't need u

>>213501267
wasn't your wanking arm was it? that'd be tragic

>>213501228
is that your birthday?

just battered my HR gf

get the free sheldon edition made

>>213501270
he wheeled Bob Dylan on stage you fuck!

>>213501165
i want to learn attic greek :3

roe jogan

>>213501295
niiiice reference

>>213501281
aye it was

>>213501295
who the fuck are you

poe baoshwe bao bao ching cheng wao wao wee

>>213501315
your mom helped you out surely

Just purchased a lottery ticket

>>213501167
I wasn't allowed to play footy with my mates cause they lived on the other side of the dual carriageway. Never entertained the idea of a study group

>>213501328
she tried but she faced tough competition by yours

>>213501228
hold your breath

>>213501270
mein fuhrer
I CAN WALK

>>213501118
na fuck it, ive showered and brushed my teeth. its for my own health, rather than the benefit of toilstein

>>213501119
sometimes I feel the same way

the new

>>213501423

>>213501423

>>213501423

>>213499670
>waah, there are too many spaniard in MY spanish holiday hotel
wtf are boomers even on