How do I get a chubby Latina torta gf?

>>213518241 (OP)

>>213518241 (OP)
The likelihood of her boyfriend being melenated, Jarvis?

>>213518289
0%

She needs a bug black bvll to put black babies in her womb! And I need to watch in a duke-worthy armchair

>Chubby
Straight up obese

>>213518241 (OP)
go outside and harpoon one

>>213518485
Do they like 5.8inch white harpoons of average girth?

>>213518591
G
That's a fucking sardine hook

>>213518241 (OP)
OMG! Her butt is bigger than her whole buddy.

they get extremely disgusting real fat. she's only attractive because she's young, but she's gonna start looking like an abuelita by age 23.

>>213518623
deboonked

>>213518428
this
she is fat as fukk

>>213518718
>attractive

>>213518796
>6.7
>tfw no gf
>tfw will never see a gf react to my fat donger

Imagine the braps…

>>213518930
all of our women look like a variation of that
don't jugde him

>>213518241 (OP)
There's something strangely Anglo-Saxon about her phenotype

>>213518241 (OP)
Pop a strip of bacon in your zipper.
You don't want this one - she doesn't know how to push up her tits.

>>213518241 (OP)
this isn't chubby, this is a whale

>>213520486
Call me Ahab.

>>213518241 (OP)
I wish I knew...

>>213520486
Ok how do I get a Latina whale gf?

>>213518241 (OP)
not that fatass dwarf

>>213518289
George Lopez caused some drama for making a joke about blacks and mexicans hating each other.

>>213520517
Proximity and conversation help, usually.
It's worked for me.

>>213520572
George Lopez is alive?

>>213518796
If you're planning on fucking something that huge, 5.8" is a sardine

>>213521516
>what is doggystyle

>>213518241 (OP)
she literally has downs syndrome. look at those epicanthal folds and short stubby fingers.

>>213520550
femdom is so fucking gay

>>213518289
25% based off the things i've seen

>>213518241 (OP)
find out where you can meet fat latinas and then flirt with them

>>213521982
I'd still handiclap those cheeks.