matterhorn edition

poo smells LOL

Why are you interested in the Matterhorn? Explain yourself.

>>213594502
why are people in zurich so rude? especially on trains
why are there so many indians and somalians on your trains

>>213594502
everyone was arguing about dark matter or something in the last thread

>>213594515
because they (like you) cannot afford a car. Because they are subhuman (like you)

i will delete there are 2 other threads already adios

oh it won't let me delete nevermind

>>213594502
It's clearly die Totenspitz.

>>213594515
everybody that is not from Zürich absolutely despise those retards
nobody knows why they are so arrogant and rude
also Zürich is a socialist shithole which means they are full immigrant

>>213594651
i absolutely hated it, would have put me off the whole country if i didnt visit bern at the very least
first day there i saw one of those coke spoons sitting in a fountain. browns in sports cars all over, and it doesn't even have nice architecture.

anyone done any good poos today?

been watching One Piece again lately, such fun

>>213596197
it's kino

Imagine being an Anglican lmfao

>>213596212
Tranime cannot be kino

>>213594735
bern is lovely

>>213595972
Why can't you just post like a normal person
Why do you have to spam one topic constantly until everyone is sick of it

>>213596261
Them is a pronoun.

>>213596261
them that's got the gold makes the rules

>>213596261
them niggas be zesty fr fr

>>213596256
why u think he posting here 24/7
no friends low iq 0 personality or aura just utter loser

>>213596261
them bones are gonna rise again

>>213596261
Them's the breaks

nth for the baddiedem

watching buttslut

>>213596255
Bears in the city centre is a thing more places should do.
You have no idea how sick I was to waste at about three grand (£) on a long weekend trip to Switzerland and have my hotel be in fucking Zurich. Most the spending money was used on travel to get away from it.

why is that in porn the women are always like UH UH UH uhhh oooh aaaah

>>213596315
Ironic coming from you

>Kayaker dies at sea despite multi-agency rescue attempt

>>213596355
only like Soogs the rest are inhuman

>>213596372
they learned from the best (the drunk guy outside)

>>213596355
soogs tummy

>>213596358
Insanely ugly image

What mental illness do you need to have to want to watch this let alone repost it?

>>213596355
the Robin one is a fucking baddie man
what a morena

dtfic replying to diego when diego can’t even see his posts and never replies back is one of the most tragic things on /brit/. it’s like that futurama episode with the dog waiting at the pizza place

>>213596355
Care to explain to the thread again how spamming pornography isn't a sin?

>>213596366
Sounds like a result of your terrible planning

>>213596401
inceldom, depression and loneliness

>>213596355

buzzing to get on the cans in a bit

>>213596421
He can and does peek at all my posts

>>213596436
It was. Few can admit that. We booked the whole thing 2 weeks in advance and had no clue.

>>213596437
just play with your arse son

>>213596477
not interested. i'm not even horny anymore

scenes outside rorke's smelly bedroom

I have a high tolerance but I get really easily hungover
This is a nightmare existence

it's over for rorke

used to stick a marker pen up my arse and then wank. haven't done it for years though.

> Boy, 4, dies after being hit by bus as he walked out of hospital
What was a bus doing walking around in a hospital?

>>213596442
Haven't had booze in idk maybe a month and any mention of booze gives me euphoric recall.

>>213596565
Get on the gin Jeffo

>>213596565
get some booze in ya lad

>>213596560
most hospitals have a bus stop and your quote mentions he was walking *out* of the hospital
doesn't work with the way you set up the joke

>>213596560

>>213596560
doesn't make sense

>>213596251
blud onto nothing

>>213596405
big up cupofchaii

>>213596424
baddiedem webms are anime(aka cute girls doing cute things)

>>213596621
It's pornography and it is a sin

No amount of coping will change that

might have din dins for lunch and a light snack later

love tiktok ngl

scranning my finger nails

lads
Do you understand WHY Graham Linehan and JK Rowling got tunnel vision and obsessed with the trannard stuff?

I guess it's because if society itself is denying what's in front of their own eyes, it's enough to drive anyone crazy.
Still, fascinating they've been hooked on it for a decade.
Imagine spending a decade on anything, let alone hating trannards.

tried watching demon slayer last weekend but didn't really like it because everyone in it is screaming and shouting all the time

UH UH UH uhhh oooh aaaah

oh good god no

>>213596678
They're mentally ill richfags distracting people from real problems with their irrelevant culture war bullshit

>>213596682
i liked it but i don’t like anime in general

>>213596678
it's mad that they can be so focused on it. just furious about trannies every day. wake up, be furious, go to bed, repeat.

>>213596678
because troons they won't fucking shut up and insist upon themselves all the time
then when you say you're sick of them they act all coy saying "why are you obsessed with us, such a small minority, hmmm?"
while shoving their flag and politics into everything imaginable.

>>213596358
>>213596437
twitch?

>>213596643
nah

>>213596678
Yeah almost as if the corporate state sponsored mutilation and sterilisation of children and young adults is a genuinely evil scandal that any moral person should be opposed to.
If you think it's irrelevant you're absolutely fucked in the head.

>>213596684
rorke: I can fix her

>>213596728
This is literally pornography you weird creep

>>213596723
never really cross paths with them myself. do you meet lots of trannies?

Canslad has the fake coughing virus known as covid

Fascinating this is. Can't eat without throwing it all up violently but can have various liquids so logically we have only one choice tonight I suppose

TROOOOOOOOON GAAAAAAANG

troonies iffy uh
girlie got a stiffy uh

right but maybe they can be busy writing a book or tv show and just occasionally complain about trannies

>>213596694
this has been constant for ages now
supposed to be about 33 at the weekend im dying please get the rain pissing down
get the thunder on
get the houses flooded

>>213596759
Fascinating

Why do you pretend to drink beer?

dtfic is such a weird mong

>>213596753
worked with one once that joined a video call naked in bed with the camera on
but you're still doing the
>"why are you obsessed with us, such a small minority, hmmm?"
thing when it's impossible to get away from them, even if you don't meet them in person you still need to read about them constantly online

https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1952801503414043081

>>213596694
beer gardens, barbeques, birds in not much clothing, lubberly jubberly

>>213596770
this nigga's from the future omg

>>213596778
spamming, please stop, thanks, lad

worst thing about interacting with trannies is they always fucking stink

>joined a video call naked in bed with the camera on
Happens to the best of us to be fair

>>213596678
Yeah almost as if the corporate state sponsored mutilation and sterilisation of children and young adults is a genuinely evil scandal that any moral person should be opposed to.
If you think it's irrelevant you're absolutely fucked in the head.

FUCK YOU TRANNY JANNY DELETING MY POST

>>213596694
Its been like 18°c

>>213596807
just try and focus on something else from time to time lad you'll feel better x

wanking myself to death

>>213596823
birds never wear any clothing you schizoid freak
>>213596840
I think the janman is perturbed by your image chap.

>>213596834
Why do you pretend to drink beer though?

lf l was famous l would literally never stop talking about trannies at every opportunity

>>213596879
if i were*

>>213596874
I genuinelywonder if you do sleep or if you pay people to shitpost for you

if I sleep for about 12 hours, will still be here spamming away like a faggot?

>>213596881
Ah, spaino

>>213596881
some nice antique animal prints in the background there

compulsively saving images of attractive women

Can't sleep

poo loading 70%

>>213596897
Don't know why you're getting so upset over a simple question

>>213596853
*tries to focus on something else*
*gets made to put pronouns in email signatures at work*
*has to sit through meetings on gender diversity*
*watches a telly programme and there are men in dresses we are seriously supposed to pretend are real women (not like in panto)*
*blue and pink flags everywhere*
I'd love to not have to pay attention to them, but these flag-shaggers can't stand that.

>>213596894
if you were what?

>>213596261
Them and their shitty tiktok challenges

>>213596908
alri Saint Etienne

>>213596935

>>213596942
Why didn't you want to hang out with me though?

>>213596934
Same reason you get upset by the fact I exist

We both accept my life is better than yours. You get upset. I get upset that you're upset

>>213596906

>>213596955
v good post

>>213596955
can't for the life of me imagine why that guy would be so nhs'ing obsessed

janny is a paedophile tranny cunt hope he dies soon

>>213596840
>>213596881
manmade horrors

>>213596965
You make pretending to drink beer your entire personality here for attention though how is that better than my life where I actually drink beer?

Only watch old anime like Lupin me as I'm not a zoomer trannoid

tranny janny on a mad one doesn't want you all to know he's part of a paedophilic child mutilation cult

ALPACA'D

>>213596955
that's london, the black man should be preaching

>>213596935
green car syndrome laddy the problem is your bent mind

>>213597030
love em

>>213597022
Uh oh melty

>>213596966
Not a brain cell between them

>24 hours until a wedding party where the only person I know is the groom
any convo tips lads
All I'm an expert in is Star Trek, Politics (which you aren't allowed to talk about), Religion (which you also aren't allowed to talk about), and the bloody season hasn't started so there's no space for footy small talk.

sigh
10 hours of pain incoming

>>213597001
>beer
Ok now I'm upset

>>213596966
forehead close up is very cute, need more webms like this posted

>>213597049
>>213597022
>>213596980
knock it off
we're all trying to enjoy our Friday afternoon and we don't need your hatred soiling it for us

>>213597058
Maybe use charisma and social skills to get to know people instead of being a weird incel freak

>>213597082
gd posdt

Trans kids are real, and they grow into trans teens.

>Canslad posts
>spaino meltsdown

It's like Friday and the cans. Nature herself wills it.

>>213597098
You're a paedophile.

Graham Lineham having an aneurism seeing these posts

rorke's mum

>>213597037
this but green cars were hardly a thing decades ago and now i need to mention what colour i think my car is to make people who want to have green cars feel better

Good afternoon lads, I love women

>>213596966
would love to batter them all

Reckon /brit/ only has about a third of the posters it had 2 years ago

>>213597131
Liking teens does not make me a pedophile, by definition.

someone on gif told me that I can't shoot cum because my urethra is too wide to create enough pressure. that makes sense, I looked at it and it's pretty wide. don't know how it compares to normal ones, didn't have the chance to inspect them on other men's penises

>>213597061
Sorry

Why do you pretend to drink cider?

>>213597143
She's just gobbed one large ice cube has she. Dementia

>>213597158
yeah i get the same feeling

>>213594502
we invented it

>>213597167
NTA obviously but... you can be both a pedophile and an ephebophile , pedoanon

>>213597169
so it just dribbles out?

supporting a black owned business soon x

>>213597158
Threads used to whizz by in 30 mins during waking hours

best elden ring ending?

https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvXWWnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvXWWnO
https://strawpoll.com/7rnzVvXWWnO

>>213597148
stop posting in 4chan's most popular tranny general lad it'll help your mind x

>>213597058
Talk about the transfer window

>>213597186
My condolences mate just heard about your mum

>This article was amended on 4 July to correct Zeeshan’s nationality from British to German-Pakistani.
easy mistake to make...

1415 on a Friday
That's the workweek knocked on its head innit

no food or money so just gonna lay here starving to death

>>213596366
everyone i know who's been to zurich dislikes it lol. idk i've never been it doesn't look too bad but i guess it's boring

>>213596980
why did tim stop using his face oil? does anyone know?

bro paid for a pass to spam tranny pics

>>213597058
Talk about how mad it is that the groom is getting married and how fast time has gone
That's been my go-to for every wedding I've been to

>>213597266
He's using the pedo botnet for free nowadays so he can go buck wild

doorknob

Not feeling well, hope you lads send me a big card with your best wishes x

>>213597182
Fair enough. However, I am only attracted to teens.

fucking sick of living like this, been watching aboriginal australians eat witchetty grubs on youtube and THAT is how humans are meant to live

>>213597296
Where should I send it?

am such a fat shit

it looms

Why isn't Janny stopping this transphobic prick from spamming?

Trans girls exist. Get over it.

never seen a tranny before in my life

>>213597070
My sister did this
I genuinely can't even look at her, so disgusting

>>213597336
You're a paedophile.

>>213597247
The buildings are all those ugly commie grey, the place stinks of weed, and yeah it's boring. It has some lovely rivers running through it which are pristine. When I was there I watched a drunk/mentally ill paki chase a man down the street on a bike and a black man driving his motorbike through a tram stop.
It doesn't have much in the way of a nice European City Break especially when the guides of stuff to do there highlights just going to expensive shops.

>>213597336
Didn't the UK rule that mentally ill men in dresses are still men and not women?

might become immortal

catberg woke up and immediately tried to eat my headphones

>>213597363
What do you do for fun when you're not posting here?

>>213597372
Mental how we needed the highest court in the land to tell us what every human being has known for thousands of years.

there's a homeless man who hangs out near my work and I'm not gay but he is really handsome

Even if someone is a pedophile, that is not necessarily related to their support for trans rights.

>>213597395
Alright Hedi Slimane

>>213597395
ever shag him up the arse?

>>213597317
To the King, he'd know where it goes x

So is it actually possible to move out as a single man? I have 110k saved up so I can put down a big deposit.

I can't stand living at home any more, especially with my "non binary" sister.

I wouldn't mind a bungalow or a flat. How much should I be looking to spend?

I'm actually here more than dtfic my posts are just boring enough to slip by unnoticed

love this place but the fleeting moments where some freak isnt spamming are getting rarer and rarer

>Even if someone is a pedophile, that is not necessarily related to their support for trans rights.

>>213597391
>>213597411
>>213597431
What do you do for fun when you're not posting here?

>>213597395
Saw one outside my local a few weeks ago who was very handsome, blonde blue eyes very strong jawline. You wonder how they end up there. Must be drugs.

>>213597428

>>213597411
Mad how in another reality this man would probably be some boring accountant with a wife and kids or something

proper melty this one. lad's FURIOUS about trannies existing.

>>213597421
Is /r/ukpersonalfinance down?

>>213597439
Read through the archive of old threads mostly

>>213597431
Not an argument.

>>213597442
absolute fucking unit

>>213597411
what a fucking ghoul

>>213597457
That is probably the grimmest answer you could have possibly given

Do you have nothing else other than 4chan?

>>213597455
Noncery is deeply baked into the degenerate secular Christian (liberal) rulers of England

>>213597428
i feel ya. it's getting to the point where i might have to go outside and get a real life

>>213597428
Fucking mental asylum

>>213597455
So this is diego

frankie bridge sex arse

>>213597049
all that Test and 0 gains. what a waste

>>213597421
evade London
and if you work in London then commute from one county over
living all alone is a very financially draining thing though. would strongly consider getting flatmates.
see if anyone you know is in the same boat as you.
better yet get a gf and move in with her and shag her

>>213597442
ktim

wonder how big his tranny melty folder is

>>213597455
>Latin! or Tobacco and Boys is a 1979 British play written by Stephen Fry. It was first performed at 'The Playroom', an L-shaped space in St Edwards Passage that belonged to Corpus Christi College, Cambridge.[1] It is about life at the fictional Chartham Park Preparatory School For Boys, a prep school in England, and ends up in Morocco, via a pederastic relationship between a teacher and a 13-year-old student.

>>213597507
I live nowhere near London.
>would strongly consider getting flatmates.
Really don't want any.

>>213597494
??

>>213597428
Blame the dot gay

Now anyone can spam without fear of being banned

>wonder how big his tranny melty folder is

Any good anime recs lads?

>>213597490
really feeling like that fr

me? I was a prominent actor back in primary school. Had many roles in the nativities. Lead role when i was in year 6 as well

>Helle Crafts (born Helle Lorck Nielsen; July 7, 1947 – November 19, 1986) was a Danish flight attendant who was murdered by her husband, Eastern Air Lines pilot Richard Crafts.
>Investigators concluded that Richard struck Helle in the head with something blunt at least twice, staining the carpet with blood, then kept her body in the freezer for hours until she was frozen solid. He cut her apart with the chainsaw, and then put the pieces through the woodchipper, probably projecting her fragmented remains into the truck and then shoveling them out onto the shore.
This was his wife of 11-years and mother of his 3 children btw.
>On January 30, 2020, Richard was released from prison and sent to live at a halfway house in Bridgeport.

>>213597507
>better yet get a gf and move in with her and shag her
how are you supposed to do this as a 30 year old incel living with his mom tho

>>213597519
I don't like trannards, but tbf normal vaginas are pretty gross too. I say this as a straight man.

>>213597523
Mad that

>>213597472
brutal mogging

Was really hoping he'd have something else he likes to do but it seems he just spends every waking moment of his life seething about blacks and trannies

in a post apocalyptic future someone is reading through the archives of /brit/ looking for important information on what the world was like

>>213597533
your one of them pal

>>213597553
desu mate if you've never had a gf while livng at hoem and ure 30
you're not gona be able to get one just co su stopped living at home
you are one of the fallen incels like the rest of us here

>>213597455
Gonna be another Savile situation when he dies

>>213597553
well go to the gym for 6 months, get an excellent haircut (or hair transplant if you're losing it), a new wardrobe, teeth whitening and then fabricate some sort of personality

it's easier than you think

>>213597582
No I'm not

What a rude thing to say

>>213597580
>really no one ever had girlfriends or went out at night on the weekend
historians SHOOK

*points at you specifically*
grow up

How the fuck did trannies become a serious thing?
Like lads, at no point when I'm looking at a woman with massive chebs, like the Latvian, do I think to myself 'I want to be her'. I think things like 'I want to have the cans with her and shag her' Not 'I want to slice my willard in two and shove a fucking tampon in there and call myself a woman on her period'

>>213597539
rattled. it's nice that you have a hobby though x

I'm going to play Shogun 2 as the Otomo clan, who start as Christian and therefore have immediate access to guns

>>213597616
Lots of us here have girlfriends

leftypol been embarrassed this thread can already tell everyone is turning against trannies itt

>diego
>cansnonce
>dtfic
Christ the bumder gang's all here and it's not even 3pm

>>213597624
Why did pretending to drink cider become a serious thing?

Some questions may never be answered

finished toiltoil and then gymtoil and now it's time for sleeptoil and then toiltoil again tomorrow

>>213597624
unironically it was adopted by globohomo megacorps to placate the occupy movement and turn attention away from economic issues to fabricated social issues

>>213597676
Fact check: tomorrow is Saturday

>>213597635
I am going to play fall of the samurai soon

>>213597649
So sad. She could've lived a great life

in bed eating popcorn

Based on public discourse you would think that trannies made up 50% of the population

>>213597685
So you really just spam 4chan then go back and read your spam on the archives all day every day?

You don't do anything else to have fun?

>>213597676
Yeah? How about some shag-you-up-your-arse toil?

Stop talking about Epstien. Start talking about trannies

>>213597702
I toil tomorrow too

thinking about raping my arse

not even joking my uber smelled faintly of poo and he had all the windows rolled up and the aircon on really really low so i was dying of heat and smell. i'm honestly worried the poo smell has been baked into me

>>213597702
i toil on saturdays, only mondays and thursdays are my days off
would rather have consecutive days off than scattered haphazardly throughout the week, but tis what tis

>>213597758
dystopian
when do you go out partying?

>>213597752
poober

>>213597758
That sounds dreadful

>>213597635
Probably the most fun way to play it even if you can get fucked easily. I prefer FOTS for that exact reason. Amazing that a feudal Japan game does gunpowder warfare so well.

>>213597752
>poo smell

>>213597766
don't party, perhaps it's a blessing in disguise at it keeps me away from the demon drink

was on the fence about trans rights but the images in this thread have convinced me

As a result of my parents being parasitical property hoarders I collect over 60k in rent from residential flats in London for just a bit of effort on my part to find decent tenants and make sure the properties are up to scratch and comply with the (ever increasing) regulations. I honestly sometimes daydream of just binning off my full time job and doing what I like 95% of the time with £60k coming in instead of only having a few hours a day free for £120k pre tax and getting raped on my PAYE because of excess earnings. However, unsure if my gf would like living with a bf who is just an easy going slug who spends all his time either exercising or getting smashed down the beer garden. Absolutely certain though that if I were a single fella I would have quit work by now and just embraced a life of landlording and going diegomode.

>>213597780

>>213597685
This is true in a way but it's not the whole story.
Massive societal power was vested in the hands of software and communications companies and those companies directly or indirectly cultivated a society where no one gets bullied or straightened out leading many of the effeminate or autistic or wimpy men to shirk the bridle of masculinity and try to look like cute women because no one was there to stomp it out of them

>>213597808
hmm good point desu

>>213597824
Why are you replying to yourself?

>poo smell
screm

Why does leftypol think that because Rupert Lowe wrongly thought a team of rowers off the coast was a dinghy full of unvetted military aged men from dangerous countries that the latter definitely isn't actually happening and Lowe's mistake was some sort of self own that defeats his entire position?
Sad little gimps.

>>213597841
What kind of rodent gets agitated by the sound of running water and has teeth that grow continuously its whole life?

Remember YOU MAY NOT CONFER

>>213597862
They are intentionally intellectually dishonest and use that tactic often.

might serve up a bit of mi goreng with fried egg on top, corring and phwoarring at the mere prospect i am

>>213597869
What?

>>213597862
That what leftypol thinks yeah?

>>213597885
what flavour

>>213597889
yes

>>213597885
Wanted to bully you for eating something ethnic but couldn't think of anything witty to say

>>213597887
Well? Answer the question

>>213597862
this helpful infographic explains every leftypol 'argument'

>>213597915
Beaver

why do /pol/mongs post their /pol/ stuff here

>>213597921
it really do be like this

>>213597752
pooleaf anon cool it with the racist remarks

>>213597936
trying to convert you

>>213597921
>>213597940
fr lol

>>213597924
It appears you're not as dim as you seem

>>213597936
Their cult leaders convince them to do unpaid missionary work online

>>213597936
Obsessive–compulsive disorder is a mental disorder in which an individual has intrusive thoughts and feels the need to perform certain routines repeatedly to relieve the distress caused by the obsession, to the extent where it impairs general function.

what is it about vaginas that drive the heterosexual male into a chimp-like frenzy?

Sometimes at night I like to walk ten minutes until I get to the Muslim part of where I live and shout as loud as I can "I SUPPORT ISRAEL I SUPPORT ISRAEL" and leave, and do it night after night

>>213597967
Why do you reply to yourself though

>>213597970
atheists will never recover from this

>>213594411
>>213594411
>>213594411

the inferior sex

https://backpackingguys.com/best-stand-to-pee-device/

>>213597995

rorke on a mad one

>>213598013
I really don't want to get into an argument about religion but what does it have to do with this post?

>>213598054
You do realize it's just someone pretending to be Diego for attention right?

Why'd everyone stop posting

>>213598077
No it isn’t DTFIC. You are just incredibly mentally ill.

>>213598129
What isn't DTFIC?

Don't know what that means

>>213598054
atheists are prone to denial the goodness of creation