Thread 213641047

school edish

2B or not 2B heheheh

look at what r9k posts (OP included), what they talk about, how they act. look at that thread I came in on. look at how they are when they are left to it

look at what they talk about - what they fight for - what they defend - and the posts they attack. look at it. they literally FIGHT for their intended right to post interracial here all day every day, and then get mad at the straight white man wanting love (or if white man goes and fucks an Asian).
look at their evil
fight them

everyone post your schools . bet we have a few lads who went to the same one

>>213641173
nice try ofcom

>>213641173
I don't think so, Tim

>>213641047 (OP)

if you are r9k you should look at what they post, and think about leaving those people behind - leaving, or staying here and letting those people behind
so that you arent miserable and forever alone like them and like how they want you to be

>>213641202
sybau

what is the name of your autobiography

god has cursed me to lust after womens arses i just want to be a happy little chap and go to work then come home and drink sunny d and play video games but no my mind grows discontent with this peaceful life and says SEX ARSE BOOBIES

>>213641184
ktim

checked the rota and I'm working a shift with the most attractive girl at toil on Monday
will be trimming my nose hairs and wearing my expensive under armour pants just in case she wants to have sex with me

>>213641226
the thinking man's burden

>>213641251
get her shagged

need a gf
need a new girl and to make her my gf

>>213641251
miss retailtoil for this reason. i used to swap shifts so i could spend time staring at the fit girls arses in leggings behind the tills

>>213641251
good luck lad

>>213641184
why are indians so fucking repulsive
even the most clapped white person doesnt look this rank

>>213641147
completely ruined character
totally disgusting and gross.

Sikhs are bro tier

>>213641166
visit boards that people never use
cams & meetups, flash, oekaki, quests
go crazy

>>213641331
alri tommy robinson

>>213641331
how come so many died in that plane crash then

>>213641331
You're a chink

I've met a couple Australians here and they've all been really annoying

the /brit/ founding fathers (whether its one of the cancerbad ones posting right now or other) need to do their part like in America where they take the losers I have made and tarnish them, call them traitors, and do those things that I cant... I wish those r9k people got laughed at in the thread and bullied out or into submission

>>213641331
Yes, lad

>>213641251
howling at her checking the rota and grimacing

>>213641392
proper englishmen those

>>213641279
>need a new girl
just what the FUCK did you mean by this

4chan auto-update is broken again
kids playing outside again
there has been so much friction induced to staying inside that everything is basically calling me to go outside, and meet a gf

>>213641402
um I'm actually quite well respected amongst my colleagues

>>213641294
you know they all knew you were doing it right

>>213641436
Ktim. Just go and get a tiny gf it's the same thing

>>213641429
need a girl to take an interest in me and hover around or stalk me and to make a move and and
need a new girl and to make her my gf

The Korean gf

>>213641166
They don't leave their rancid bedrooms and never do you, go to /r9k/ AND STAY THERE

how much do prostitutes cost

ERM ACKSHUALLY SHE LIKES WORKING WITH ME

played tennis 4 times this week and yet i still can't find a gf or friends. and this has been happening for over a year now

>>213641496
about 3 50

>>213641173
did your school have a boys entrance and a girls entrance separately?

>>213641522
hit a girl with a ball and pretend it was an accident and use it as an excuse to go up to her and talk

need a nurse gf to ask how im feeling and then go "sssh shshshshh" when I try to respond. need her to feed me SSRIs in baloney. need her to tell me shes helping me get better/normal but really its been adjusted so that what she is training me for is being her dog once inside and the inside is my life and going back out when I am normal or better again is one she made

good morning brit
today i have been going to the gym and lifting weights for 12(twelve) weeks and yesterday i got my first compliment on my looks from someone who doesn't know i started working out
its going to be a nice sunday

wondering whether to beertoil or arsewanktoil

>>213641552
>sorry i have a bf
in fact, she's there with her bf

>>213641559
was it a man?

a thing of beauty
i know
will never fade away

>>213641522
fell for the "just get a hobby" meme again award

>>213641589
yeah

kidding
its called hyperbole

>>213641499
I've had little interaction with her up to now so I can't really say if she likes working with me but she always gives me a big smile when we pass by so she must have a positive opinion of me at least

>>213641466
gay

>>213641601
ah because beertoil causes fartstein you see

Reading the Holy Bible, Book of Jew

alri

might watch that film about mozart

>>213641604
you cant say hes wrong

>>213641598
multiple times in fact.

>>213641629
corr

>>213641642
Love that dog

>>213641642
once watched that with my uncle and dad and when it got to the end we realised the film was split across 2 discs and we'd only watched the second half

>>213641608
not fully that I dont know what I want but mostly its that I go outside so little and there are so few opportunities (especially for the ones I have already seen, whove smiled at me multiple times and whatever and then just gone) so it is pushing one side up a lot way more than it should be. also sick of them leaving

>>213641638
white christians are race traitors change my mind

im goign to get a curyr takaeway lol
it's higlhy rated

Don't do It !! Teddy Not
Like curry ..

...

see !! Teddy Not like .. !!

HomeAloneEveryfridaynight it`s Not Worth it
Take it
From
me. I do Lots of Food Reviews ..

i will ordre a korma and nothing hotetr lol
and pilau rice and samsoa and onion bjhai

As Always .. let`s give It

A

Go !!

>>213641642
3 hours is daunting

>>213641693
scream

ive got a feeling

>>213641642
ah yes, amadebus (1884)

>>213641654
>Tube passengers attack naked man who exposed himself in front of children

gary eats posting is the best gimmick this year

New andrex advert was definitely made by a /brit/poster

wasted my saturday being tired and hungover award

>>213641737
SNAP
ACHIEVMENE TUNLOCKED FOR THE MILLIONT HTIEMS

>>213641693
Diego shagged here!

>>213641693
roaring

>>213641737
a clue lost

me in 12 more weeks

>>213641693
mair

>>213641737
K T I M
T
I
M

no gf, go to work, go home

>>213641737
tomorrow you can make up for it

I want to be a girl !!

>>213641795
no gf no work

>>213641767
this can't be real persons

>[Deleted]
scrom

>>213641737
Not me. Went for an 18 mile walk along the coast I did. Was lovely.

sticking a ghost pepper up my arse

lost another day
to pointless drudgery

>>213641725
poo seal is a strong contender

saw 5 indians, 2 asians, and a black man at the small shop today
it no tright

>>213641679
my nan took me and my sister to watch that magic roundabout reboot film but the next viewing was in an hour and she was impatient so we got in for the last half of the movie and then watched the first half at the next screening

the scientists are experimenting on me again tomorrow

It is me

Gary eats

>>213641859
only 18 miles?

>>213641885
Gay sex arse!!

that's the curry scranned, now on to the heavy drinking

>>213641679
pair of fucking muppets aren't you

>>213641830
natty or juice?

might walk up the horrible steep hill and get some beers from the shop situated at the top of the hill

We'll have a look
Of course we'll have a look

The funny thing is that I met a polish guy in the queue with pupils larger than the full moon who was dancing to the ambulance's sirens and skipped a lot of positions in the line and got in.

>>213641878
my home town was ruined by polish scum so i have no sympathy for you
would cheer to see your country wiped from the face of the earth

>>213641872
should be fine as long as it's intact

>>213641934
Scotland?

>>213641949
isnt that funny 2bh

>>213641951
im not polish we've been over this

had 2 sots of whiskey and feel nothing, hate my high tolerance

We were NOT LET IN because we said we want to dance and have fun and for the security guy it was not good enough reason to come in. Why would anyone like to go to the club where they do not want you? Not us

>>213641975
>sots
you sure about that m8

have my room prepared at the Hotel du /Brit/

its giving labubu

it's over for russell fartin

Stop bullying Toby

had two 5 guys burgers for lunch
they gave the wrong guy a buy one get one free offer

Is it me or does it feel like there's an industrial-scale redpilling going on? It feels like everything /pol/ has been arguing for since 2014 is now blowing up on a scale that was unimaginable even a few years ago.

kin hell that scarlett mofatt keeps getting fatter every time i have the misfortunate of seeing her

>>213642022
Nurse!

james martin cuddle arse

>>213642022
meds

Maleponte in?

Thoughts on exterminationism?

labubussy

>>213642014
love volvos so much

deigo living rnet free in your haeds lol

>>213642022
this happening on the left too, at least in my country

>>213641975
I hate my high tolerance to your bullshit motherfucker

this thread is ATOL Protected

shagging my labubu

>>213642015
Wish that was me

>>213642062
lamo BIG D

saoirse ronan's real voice doesn't suit her at all

bird flu?
yeh they do that

>>213642106
he posted it lots lmfao

>>213642106
all spainlard

>>213642106
dtfib is the saddest poster of all time
a complete non-entity of a personality that spends hours each day desperately trying to give it life.

>>213641985
have been rejected from a club when my mates were way more drunk and obnoxious than me cause they;d had pre-s and i'd finished late
i think its just because im ugly as fuck and theyd rather i go away
worst part though was my friends went in without me saying to try again later, leaving me stranded in town alone without a phone which they knew i didnt have
so after bribing a swedish couple with as many cigs as they could roll from a fresh bag of amberleaf to let me use their phone i ghosted the lads for 3 days until my mates mum called my mum to check if i was alive lol
we're not friends anymore though

>>213641679


>>213641880
I have done this a few times as a child, but only some minutes in the film.

>>213642106
what's this guy's deal? be worst poster ever?

taking the /brit/ funicular up to the top of the thread

>>213642152
howling state of this story
why the fuck did your mates contact your mum
were u arell 16 or what

any gamer dent man in

watching a scanner darkly starring keanu reeves and winona ryder

>>213642194
dont believe you

>>213642058
>When John-Michael joined the band of Black Sabbath, he had 11 pounds in his account.

>>213642171
why is this one smaller than >>213642155

>>213642194
No you're not, behave

>>213642155
>my nans face getting a full haircut while i watch a 30minute spoiler for the movie that starts in 60minutes

https://youtu.be/nfUmCBmHc1o?si=ONVp1qyLldUoDj13
thread theme

>>213642212
it isnt

>>213642022
The world is getting redpilled on Israel

Anti-immigrant / Nativist sentiment in politics is nothing new

rorkes nan getting ran over

>>213642106
you think that's bad?

>>213642214
sprawling on a sofa is so much more comfy than just having a chair

>>213642243
nothing wrong with liking pies

>>213642243
bro loves his pies
bro is pierish diaspora

>>213642243
all me

>>213642243
Good posts every one of em

rorke putting his milk in the fridge horizontally and it drips onto the shelf overnight

>>213642247
I enjoy looking at single boomer audiophile's listening rooms on old forums because they are usually insane like that one

well rorke?

>>213642210
>>213642217
it's true

>>213642288
wow I've been well and truly done

gottle o' geer

>>213642243
the only good poster here

>>213642281
i have just a chair because im still in my childhood bedroom but it doesnt make sense for any gamers with a house of their own to not have a sofa

MINTY
tomorrows wordle is MINTY
your welcome

it pie night

>>213642288
palaeolithic gimmick

>>213642188
we were 18 and still in upper 6th
basically they were having pres but i'd been busy and got to my mates house late
i put my phone on charge but forgot it at his house while we took public transport into the city
i was annoyed when they left me stranded without a phone so i stayed off my pc for 3 days and never went back to his house to get my phone, just ghosted everything and hung out with my neighbour
they never got hold of me and eventually my mate who had my phone got his mum to call my mum, who confirmed i was actually alive and hadnt told her shit about it

>>213642274
*crickets*

>>213642303
bruh

>>213642327
agreed gotta love sofas currently looking at big sectionals to really get splayed out on

>>213642348
how the fuck could u forget your own phone u just put on charge at his house
are you actually 50 iq

>>213642330
based wordle spoiler

>Searching for posts that contain ‘cronem’ and in ‘be’.

> 2785 results found.

>>213642355
based little retards

>>213642330
i only play worldle x

>>213642356
all me btw

Lmfao what is Saddiq on about?
https://youtube.com/shorts/6wYn7fj5Thg?si=3HRX_0JSXGIe4R9Y

considering my options

Actually managed to bag a well paid job
Feeling really weird about working with middle class normies. I've been working around working class mongs throughout most of my 20s, feeling worried about not fitting in like it's school again

>>213642367
i put it on charge
had a beer
they decided fuck it lets go out because they were drunk already
i didn't realise i didnt have it because im not an NPC and dont use my phone all the time (plus we would shout drone at anyone who got their phone out while we were drinking together because we were all incels without gfs)
i was just the ugliest incel

>>213642432
mate this sounds very npc desu

>>213642425
glow up

wanking a cock with my arse

>>213642458
Lovely.

>>213642450
>its npc to make a minor mistake at any point in your life
yeah i guess it is real humans are perfect just like you 'mate'

easing myself down onto a giant erect cock and farting when it’s all the way inside me so i get launched across the room like a bottle rocket

easing myself down onto a giant erect cock and farting when it’s all the way inside me so i get launched across the room like a bottle rocket

>>213642489
eliminated him here

gf says im the first bloke thats been able to make her cum from sex and i'm only working with a chunky 6 and a halfer

>>213642489
no it's very npc to not think about yourself and self reflect about whether you have everything when you leave somewhere
and to not have a memory

wanking an arse with my tongue

>>213642506
what

CENSOR THE INTERNET

sirs cock easer

:/

sirs cock easer

>>213642535
such a weird bitter freak homealone

>>213642330
rubbish australian show that was

lying on the ground, enjoying my moment

>>213642535
dont even know where to start here
asking if you have forgotten an item isn't self reflection and not remembering something after a beer isn't some memento scene

>>213642535
don't think you know what npc means

sponge

can you all stop posting for a bit? im still catching up on this afternoons /brit/s

>>213642540
You know the better version of this is a girl putting her tongue up your arse yeah?

Sir sucks cocks alot the 3rd esq

>>213642540
Loved her vids with him, he has such a nice body and cock

vibe for tonight

>>213642602
that would be extremely homosexual

>>213642602
once had a girl eat my arse happily but she started crying when i put my feet in her face
women are odd

name a more perfect film than the matrix (1999)

got tariffed 30% on the import of my lababu XL+ sex arse

zoomers love eating shit and being homos

>>213642640
The Edge (1997)

>>213642640
the big lebowski

>>213642638
Good lad. Plenty of wank fodder as well.

>>213642642
its a labubu mate fucking mong

>>213642636
cheers!

>>213642640
Ghostbusters (1884)

>>213642625
Ktim

>>213642640
Terminator 2 (1991)

>>213642674
ah it appears as if I've purchased a fake

the big lebubuwski

Ohhh yes, she’s back and badder than ever. VTSS — the queen, the force, the icon — tearing up the global scene and still blessing us with that razor-sharp presence. And her DJ sets arel f***ing fire. No one does it like her.

me when a wog shoplifter punched me while leaving the shop and the security guard stepped in and knocked him out

>>213642640
the thing
predator
back to the future
will wonka and the chocolate factory

>>213642640
dead man (1995)

wouldn't want a girl anywhere near my bumhole it's grim down there

>>213642640
Matrix: Revolutions

my labubus be looking shaggable as fuck after a few pints

>>213641654
>agressive nigger gets his cock out infront of women and children. Gets told to put it away. He gets more aggressive so they subdue him and call the police
Yet this is the headline they go with.. fucking hate the media

Soul music in London is just someone reciting the Quran in a singing voice

>[Deleted]

What the hell was it?

>>213642732
why not just use the real picture instead of some redditjak faggot edit

I'll say THE WORD
I'll say THE N WORD

>>213642740
chatGPT told me to go to this costume party as The Dude

I've gone mental

I've gone mental

>>213642780
buds

>>213641975
>whiskey
Kill yourself paddy

>>213642778
because i was the injured soyjak that didn't do anything and he was the chad guard that saved me from the second shot
but i got all the credit from my work when we recovered the backpack full of duracell batteries that he was trying to steal

>>213642740
Don't even care if it's Reddit, the writing is gold, performances are too.

OFFICIAL list of GOOD posts ITT
>>213642817

Went with my two friends and we’re just denied entry with no explanation. Not good enough, wouldn’t recommend wasting your time

>>213642817
>213642817
why are you so angry

Are we pro or anti Independence for Northern Ireland?

>>213642735
>the thing
strong contender

>>213642875
if im talking to taigs, anti
if im talking to brits, pro

>>213642211
That would like 50k in 1970

>>213642875
For me, it's the gradual devolution of northern ireland within a reunited Europe of the Regions

a cuddle with Jack

extras to marks... cue Mousey... aaaaand... ACTION!

>>213642936
I was expecting a cock. It's an unfortunate crossroads we find ourselves in at this moment

>>213642936
>no bush

>>213642956
i hear that brits can't define the term woman

>>213642936
insanely quick deletion by janny

>>213642933
£150 actually

kosovo and northern ireland should be a singe unified independent country

I’ve eaten poo.

>>213643004
DIEGO SPOTTED

TIL when John-Michael joined "Black Sabbath" he only had £11 pounds to his name. When the band got their pay stubs, the first thing that Ozzy Bourne bought was a car. John Dinner brought and a hot dinner.

>>213642983
I too have heard of this. Also would.

right well that's a pair of dangling bollocks and a cock

ummm

>>213642987
do jannies still exist after the hack

>>213643003
mihai? is that you?

>>213642950
When is Diego going to be killed off?

>>213643004
Legend

I couldn’t find the entrance and i drove back home worst experience ever

only bought 4 cans so i don't get too fucked tonight
have developed quite the alcohol problem in recent months

>>213643010
>John Dinner brought and a hot dinner.

>>213642948
a cuddle with Winston

>>213642936
>shaved
shame

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/int/image/1664/14/1664145940115.webm

loos like she has smegma around her wee hole and her clit

>>213643040
the feature length season finale

Look at me look at me, i like bush! Look at me!

>>213643064
you get slutty when you're drunk

Pazuzu Lubabu in Apomu

>>213643024
I was afraid you were the poo spammer and she was gonna poo on him haha

>>213643064
that's what i thought but they were strong beers and i also had wine in the house so ended up getting plastered

>>213643064
ktim I think it's the warm weather, just makes you fancy a cold one all the time

>>213643079
sniff that rorke

>>213643047
she would have helped if you asked you're a paying customer after all

>>213643094
many people are saying this

>>213643079
yeah won't be clicking on this one

Cock musk is a treasure within itself

not enough liveleak vids of faggots getting executed

>>213643087
Thank God for that

mum has been trying to set me up with her colleague's gay son

batty boy pride worldwide

>>213643202
amd ire mpte vem gay

fanny squats

trying to find the first post mousey ever made on /brit/

I fear United will not win the league this year. Latest batch of signings have been dogshit.

gie us a new

>>213643296
>>213643296
>>213643296

>>213643292
i fear wrexham will continue to suck ass, alas

>>213643291
it was either to do with currency, house prices or informing us that he's voting for noone

.

>>213642152
Bastards, that's not what a friend would do. Not because of moral solidarity, but because the club wouldn't be fun without your mate.

>>213642367
>how can you live without your phone?
>how dare you live without your phone?

>>213643825
most literate drunk