That's horrible, I hope Britoids on /int/ feel safer now.

>>213659510 (OP)
That island's a meme at this point

is that from Skyrim?

Over for 'itish soyboys.

It's totally legal to possess, you just can't be walk around with a machete in public. Could have just got a one with a blunt edge

>>213659618
>dangerous weapons
Gonna go vice city all over your ass.

>>213659618
>Dangerous
>Weapon
>Hammers, screwdrivers, and wrenches are dangerous weapons.
This isn't dying empire status; this empire has been dead for a long long time.

>>213659699
It's like when the nobles (filthy criminals and illegals and coppers) had the right to bear arms to cut open uppity peasants but peasants did not have that right

>>213659618
I am always blown away by how boot licking and state worshipping the rest of the English speaking world is.

>>213659827
I wonder what's the reason for your cousins being such 1984 cucks?

>>213659618
I can understand (not really, i'm just making a point) making even a sharpened pencil illegal, but body armor?
>sir please let our zogbots kill you without the need of aiming to your head

>>213659827
Anin, your countrymen worship your national flag and the owner class. There is nothing more that embodies bootlicking than Americlaps.

>>213659857
Americans had a revolution, the others still have the queen on their money.

>>213659510 (OP)
I feel safer already in Tijuana, thank you :)

>>213659618
>studded gloves
>body armour
what the FUCK

They didn't arrest him for possessing a weapon. They arrested him before he could travel back in time seven years and alter the course of the future.

mentally ill people should be locked up before committing any crimes pic rel:mental illness

>>213659699
>>213659746
they're talking about like if you're walking around holding it as though you're about to use it on someone or if you've modified it in some way. explain why tf you should be able to hold a hammer & walk around eyeing people or have a sharpened screwdriver.

Anglo cucks

>>213660106
I came out of a client's house and need to get a bottle of epoxy and forgot to put my hammer away? The folks at the worksite asked me to get an extra hammer???? Idk i see tradies walking around with tools including hammers and screwdrivers all the time and i think nothing of it.

>>213660105
>Mental illness is to be fucking radical
Yup, they are insanely based

>>213660149
in this country tradies use that dust gymnists use and whack the nails in as hard as they can.

>>213659510 (OP)
>You are charged with one count of felonious soyjakery. How do you plead?

>>213660149
It is illegal to build something or to do physical work in Australia.

>>213660106
I want to be able to carry a sword and a firearm to defend myself and my family from your kind Abdallah Ngombe

>>213659510 (OP)
You might think I live in a dystopian shithole. But I'm happy that I don't live in the UK.

>>213660812
Now, now, let's not get carried away

>>213659618
children cant even buy slingshots in this dystopian shithole lmao

>>213659618
Britain may be one of the most extremist Authoritarian places now. How this country produced men as freedom loving, confident and calm as Benjamin Franklin, John Locke, Isaac Newton and Thomas Paine is beyond me.

>>213660748
From what the CANZKEKs in this thread are saying it seems like i should've been locked up with a life sentence for carrying a silicone caulk gun in public once; because it had a rotating spike that i could have possibly deployed as a bayonet to banzai charge random passerbys in the street. For some reason. It's bizarre that they're so content to be utterly cucked by their own government and can't fathom why someone would be carrying a home appliance tool in public. Grim.

Moot you mother fucker you ruined my canz-cu-ck pun and made it kek. Goddamn it.

>>213661230
It's Australia, Burger-kun

>>213661303
he thought victoria meant like victorian england. he's american so he should be forgiven i think

Er strafe es

If there's anything I fear, it's those manchildren who are Zelda fans

Based Anglos

Being a cringe faggot SHOULD land you in jail

>>213661323
>he thought victoria meant like victorian england
Considering all of his English idols come from XVIII century, you might be onto something

>>213659618
Literally nobody is asking for this or wants it.

>>213661465
I know but Bryant ruined it all for everyone. Happened here too.

>>213661465
Clyde, 70, weekly reader of The Herald Sun begs to differ

>>213660106
>explain why tf you should be able to hold a hammer & walk around eyeing people or have a sharpened screwdriver
Because it's not hurting anyone? The crime is assaulting a person, not maybe having something that might make assault easier.
It's not for us to justify ourselves but for the state to justify why it needs to do all this repressive shit in the first place.
This country has a low crime rate to begin with, so who exactly is this even protecting?

>>213661534
probably would get called a criminal if you object. i saw one of those channel 9 reels about a law in queensland saying police can force you to get scanned by them with a metal detactor in the street without any probable cause and most of the commenters called out any objector because they should have "nothing to hide". i heard people saying this here too albeit its far less common

>>213661465
If you're still living in cucktoria after all the shit that went down during the coof you deserve it

>>213659618
The cat-o-nine-tails is the most interesting to me. Historically, it's a torture implement, so it's pretty much designed to be ineffective as a weapon. How do you beat a sailor so that it really hurts, but doesn't kill him even after tens of blows? With this thing, apparently.
With a modern BDSM whip, you generally wouldn't even want it to break the skin. If you needed to use one of those as a weapon, you'd probably be better off hitting people with the handle.
Also,
>For summary punishment of Royal Navy boys, a lighter model was made, known as boy's cat or boy's pussy, that had only five tails of smooth whip cord.

>>213659510 (OP)
>brits on int
you got a loicence to view that profane material?

>>213661718
This country is a retarded hobbit village full of busybodies.

>>213661718
>called out any objector because they should have "nothing to hide"
This sort of people make my blood boil. Right to privacy and being unmolested by the state without just cause is a constitutional and human right. This is fucking innate, something you just have, period, no questions asked. You do not have to justify the right. You shouldn't. It's them who have to justify any infractions, because it's something that's just inherently yours and they want to violate it, like a thief trying to steal your wealth. The sort of "well yeah if you have nothing to hide you shouldn't care" reasoning is ass backwards, it's like being asked to prove your innocence instead of the state proving your guilt. The onus is not on you.
I'm genuinely waiting for these cretins to eventually start justifying their right to live.

>>213659618
>weapon
>body armour

>>213663840
Oi oi oi you could tackle someone with it innit