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>>213664528 (OP)I fell for a prostitute that looked like Katie price
>Leathery skin>Old>Dark hair
Wait where the fuck in Australia has l3gal weed shops?
What the helly?
Anyone got that photo of katie price with the log on her need to send it to the groupchat
we're off to see the jizzard
the wonderful jizzard of pozz
alone in my dungeon playing doodle jump on the iPhone 4
she's probably shagged him
this isn't normal. i get goosebumps when i think of the player he'll develop into.
>>213664588the yellow prick load
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Q1ftwP8_0
why did youtube recommend me this
>>213662986>>213663021Millennials on previous generations:
>Huh they had some cool stuff, like The Beatles, Nirvana, etcZoomers on previous generations:
>REEEEEEEEEE I DON'T LIKE THEM, GET THEM OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE
>see more and more women pushing little Harveys in prams by the day
Yahweh please move me to the east where I can be happy again
>>213664602sung jin woo is it
>>213664614why did you wait an hour to post this
Just had a 3 hour night time doom walk. Havent had one of those for a while, good to get out of my system but ny legs now hurt and will tomorrow too
>>213664610quite fit aren't they
do cut your onion horizontally when you're dicing it?
slags and piff tings cor spaff
crodie getting dismembered and swallowing BWC dna
>>213664622seems i've posted a selfie by mistake. could you let me know how i could delete a post on 4chan please?
might have an orange and mago
>>213664610I used to be normal and attracted to girls like this but I can't get hard unless they're older fatter and chinese
>>213664624I had a nap for a bit then came back to the thread.
>>213664609what is this a picture of
>>213664632cut off the top but leave on the base
chop downward towards the base in parallel lines to just before the base
then chop at 90 degrees to get your diced onions
leaving the base on stops it all sliding around
you cunts stlil here then
got mass effect on the 'eck
gonna have a lazy video game day today as sunday is the day of rest
well killing floor 3 looks like a load of shite. thats disappointing. i enjoyed the first 2
>>213664590doodle jump was my sexual awakening
vanilla
chocolate
strawberry
lemon
alright, fuck it, i like women
my bowls aren't being delivered til this evening which is a bit annoying as i quite want a drink
picrel
step 5 is a waste of time though so don't bother
unironically think we're in the last days of the internet. In 5 years it's going to be completely locked down behind digital ID systems, paywalls, etc.
How do we counter this? I've seen people on /g/ talk about things like I2P. Usenet is still active apparently although I never used it.
Corrr I’d give her minge quite the rogering so I would I’d nosh her piss flaps I swear on the Queen I would
>>213664685He got a picture of my wang somehow
back from my business trip in socal back to this shithole of a country fucks sake
>>213664711yeh no idea where the horizontal cut nonsense came from. completely pointless
>>213664661You have to download 4chanx, it’s open source so don’t worry about virus and also download moneywank or whatever it’s called
>>213664706This nigga drinks out of a bowl.
oh look everyone cookingmong has an opinion
my bowels aren't being delivered til this evening which is a bit annoying as i quite want a poo
Smoke from Canadian wildfires is clearly visible in this morning’s satellite imagery
>>213664757i can't answer the door to a delivery person drunk can i
imagine what they'll think of me
you know i used to be actually funny irl but my sense of humor’s been warped so much by forums like this that no whenever i think of a joke in an irl conversation its always something you’re not allowed to say in the meat space and as a result i don’t make jokes anymore
where'd goreyank go? was quite enjoying seeing niggers having their wigs split
tingling my little dingle
I desperately wish I were a woman
>>213664765where cant see
>>213664781So you drink your booze out of a bowl? They definitely won’t think you’re crazy then.
>>213664719You posted this in the last thread. This isn't a thread for any serious discussion. Everyone's just completely focused on what they have to say and won't reply unless you post a woman they can masturbate to.
Any serious or meaningful discussion that could help disenfranchised men are immediately shut down by porn or just the IDF shit posting.
In an answer to your post. It's probably better the fewer people are addicted to the internet. It certainly took away most of my life and what do I have to show for it. Nothing.
>>213664802seeing those niggers suck them BWC' got you feeling tingley? me too lad seeing a nigger submit to BWC gets me DIAMONDS
>>213664800so funny how you think you’re actually anonymous here
>>213664834bummed her behind a londis once
smegma stalactites are starting to form in my incel chamber
>>213664846me too. bent her over the bins at the back of anfield when she finished her concert last year
Foraging for mushrooms in the tighter recesses of my incel lair
>>213664852whoever thought i was anonymous? GAYsio probably reading my posts right now, like I give a fuck
a lot of aussies here today, not that I'm complaining
Reading about CBDCs and Digital ID. This stuff is absolutely nightmarish.
If it gets implemented then it's unironically over for freedom, permanently. It's a system of total control where you can be debunked and frozen out of money at a moment's notice.
We are so fucked :(
>>213664885well I am complaining
>>213664897you know you can just get a vpn right
>>213664885Well I am complaining
might partake in a veggie sausage sarnie
brown men walking around in dresses
>>213664930Ran out of real sausages?
Might partake in a vegan sausage sammie
>>213664926nz hate of aussies has always been very wierd to me
you're the same except smaller and with more sheep
>>213664949ladyboys are alri
>>213664828Shut up histrionic samefag
cant believe the kiwis dont have weed shops
>>213664976their accent is revulsive
bizarre yankoid habit i noticed
they say "yes" after you say thank you
instead of saying youre welcome
grinds my gears
>>213664976We aren’t the same stop talking like you know everything you little goblin American-lite.
lying is moral if telling the truth harms you
>>213664976little brother syndrome
same reason why we (you and us) seethe about america
>>213664985hate that cunt whys he always trying to force the thread to be about this internet thing we get it
https://youtube.com/shorts/bI3FRA2hfnQ
Average right winger in this shithole country
>>213665002Be honest how many times have you been mistaken for us by a foreigner?
Its also double funny because we litterally never get confused for kiwis
>>213665027OCD is akin to demonic possession
>>213664897you should mix up your writing style a bit so i can't tell it's you every time
Reading up on this Lil Tay thing and it's a bit noncey
she like mike tyson blow to the face
>>213665037i don't watch shorts sorry
>>213664834love how she dances like an old woman
I was emotionally ready to keep making /brit/ threads where it was just me and some randoms yelling at me
But then the ID act thing in britain was a meme
>>213665022See this is why we hate you. You say stupid dumb shit all the time like reclusive accents and ‘pewl’ instead of pool and you look ugly and have ugly racist souls
just found out about this “GB news” apparently taking the uk by storm. the absolute sloppiest chudslop i’ve ever seen
got my wasted my saturday award yesterday
got no sleep last night and currently working towards my wasted my sunday award
>>213665057how is it noncey she’s 18
>>213665083and your inferiority complex is why you’re mad
>>213665087all their decent hosts left
>>213665062What is that supposed to mean?
Eating a pack of Quorn picnic eggs
has the edgy 15 year old hopped on a new vpn? fascinating
>>213665092forgot your boring blog award too
>>213665040I’ve never travelled so that has never happened
>>213665087Everyone is chudmaxxing now
mumberg worked a night shift then passed out on the sofa instead of her bed so now I can't make a coffee or a sandwich without waking her up
need to hire a darkweb hitman pronto
>>213665083zesty ass white boy from the South Island
We like to make fun of new zealand but we all love those lil niggas
But a full 60% of them would nuke us off the face of the planet if given the option
>>213665131sniff her feet while shes asleep
>>213665117nah. I saved all the yanks webms and was gonna copy his gimmick, but true to Aussie work ethic, I got bored and gave up
finishing my last bag of tea
>>213665131put your cock in her mouth
>>213665117He's 53 years old
>>213665087>GB newsit should be called zionist news
Got to the final episode of Sopranos on my rewatch. I have to leave for toil in just over an hour so i'll leave it for tonight.
stopped looking at gore when i was 16
though if im drunk and it gets posted i might have a look out of morbid curiosity
i'm fatbastardmaxxing
trying to become the fattest bastard i can be
>>213665108Inferior in what way? 4skap
>it should be called zionist news
>>213665131carry her to the bed x
>>213665092got my wasted 20s award, working on my 30s
>>213665190>mumberg she's fat
>>213665074mate do you not see how pathetic it is to not only be a gore poster but a copycat gore poster? fucking saddo
>>213665104because they're were thousands of people lining up waiting for her to turn
>poor small country seethes at richer and bigger neighbour
A tale as old as time. Whether it's countries or just neighbouring towns and cities. Part of the human experience.
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Emma Watson looks like the kind of girl that would poo on your willy during doggystyle and accidentally give you both a UTI.
>>213665171Tony kills AJ and then gets sentenced to life in prison in the last episode
>>213665131make her breakfast
Ive come to the conclusion that zionism is based
Should support copts, assyrians, kurds, maronites, druze, alawites all having their own country
Arab Nationalism is the second most culturally destructive force since ww2 apart from communism
>>213665210Money isn’t everything. Lifestyle is more important in my eyes
chortled when it was revealed a few months back that tea bags release trillions of microplastic particles into tea. Unsurprising I suppose since tea bags are literally made of plastic.
"mmmmm boiled plastic", the tea drinker says to himself take a sip of boiling hot plastic water
meanwhile the coffee chad enjoys his freeze-dried coffee granules from a glass jar, zero plastic required. Or perhaps even a real coffee, brewed in a metal or glass container.
>>213665246Timmy thinks this makes him chad
>>213665249nu ones asking yuu fuggut
>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 5 - NWS on Worksafe Board.
>This block will expire in 13 minutes.
pffft my ass it will cunt. get fucked janny ya dog
>>213665246mental how I will NEVER experience this
>>213665246graphics on that new Suelad Simulator 2025 are top notch
>go to church
>end up talking about harems and ket
ffs it's not meant to be this way
>>213665206fuck up dog cunt. I'll be at Parramatta station in 15 cunt, let's grt it sorted
>>213665257i drink imported loose leaf brick tea from the ancient mountains of china
>>213665257I buy loose tea and brew it in a stainless steel strainer thing
hate it when you finish a meal but still feel hungry but by the time you prepare a follow-up snack it's already gone
>>213665284>t. Soulless bug with the heart of a chinaman/amerigoblin who thinks money is everything Legitimately would do you in if i saw you down the pub
>>213665249Lifestyle definitely better in Australia too
leaves just as loose as their arses, poofter behaviour
>>213665249When people say lifestyle it means disposable income
Also our cities are laid out the exact same way
euirhh bru you like money bru wtf?
*sends a skinny limp fist flying at your face*
impossible to tell these flags apart
>>213665318you’re a poor person mad on the internet
>>213665338Time for bed gramps
lots of professional overweight gypsy beggars in the town
not on is it
australians come here to let out their frustration on sunday night
got my birthday suit on x
curry for tea i've decided
>>213665320Fuck off it is. I’ve been to Australia. Can’t even lay down in the long grass without worrying about snakes, can’t spend summers enjoying the tropical breeze because it’s scorching, can’t go shopping without being harassed by hundreds of homeless and public ally drunk abos/immigrants/bogans. I go to the bush when I want and lay in the grass, roll on the forest floor, enjoy the bird sounds, go shopping and smile at the nice people
smells toxic outside think one of the local refineries are leaking again
>eat porridge and gag on the last bit because it was so filling
>feel like i've eaten nothing 5 minutes later
how does it do it?
One day it will be considered gay to not shag twinks
>>213665388you're probably just bad at eating
>>213665353poor nutrition makes people fat. plus if they're not eating enough they also can't exercise and move around a lot so that too would build up fat. there are many reasons why poor people would be overweight like walmart families on food stamps
>>213665317>1st world problems: the post
>>213665379you’re a poor person mad on the internet in a country so peripheral it sometimes doesn’t make the cut on maps. legendarily irrelevant life
>>213665396didnt know it was a skill 2bh
>>213665328See you can’t even fathom a happy healthy lifestyle without it revolving around money because your country is so dog shit that the only way to enjoy yourself is to pay for distractions or to go far away
>>213665379>lifestyle is worse because i am scared of snakesok
been slacking with my incel weights this week i have to do better
>>213665421well now you do
>>213665414Same shit Americans say ‘you are irrelevant and nobody thinks about you’ are you a teenage girl? What adult man craves attention and relevance, I’d rather be under the radar enjoying my lifestyle
mum still hasn't made my lunch
about to have a tantrum in my smelly incel bedroom
it's so cute when our two little brothers fight x
>>213665427snakes and scorpions and dangerous animals only exist in subhuman countries sry not sry
>australian says some horrible shit
Wow what a shocker
id think id prefer to live in Aus over NZ
>>213665450I just made myself a lovely tuna melt
>>213665397Poor nutrition is a choice
Walmart sells real food but they go for the jumbo sugar flakes with chocolate milk instead
Went to nz
Saw a fat homeless guy rolling around in a bush moaning. He went into the shopping centre and stared at random people until they looked back at him and gave them a creepy smile
>>213665485you will be raped.
drag the rorkes into the street and rape them
mate moved to australia and laughed about finding the most poisonous spider in the world in his pillowcase. don't think I could hack it
>>213665447you’re under the radar alright. nigga less detectable than the b-2
might lie in bed and listen to radio 4
>>213665508Horrible little wank stain. Rape isn’t funny
>>213665488Calm down, mr 30% of the new zealand workforce
>>213665521Brown recluse?
Aka Spianlad
>>213665538yes it fucking is
>>213665524Good. All the Chinese and Indians can keep leaving here for your country :^)
>>213665338you could do something like pic rel to make the two more easily distinguishable
>>213665563could i make it pink?
>>213665497wrong. it comes from ignorance which is not chosen
>>213665000never heard such a thing in my life
nonsense
>>213665484Snakes keep well away from you. And even if you manage to find one and somehow get bitten, it will most likely dry bite you first. I've seen someone stand on a red belly and not get bitten.
>>213665577I'm not saying I do that, merely suggesting it as a solution to his problem.
>>213665580If you wanted to I suppose that would be alright.
I'm a gimmick thief. I steal people's gimmicks. Question is, what are you going to do about it?
curious how they say snakes and spiders are venomous but no one knows someone who’s been bitten
>>213665581What a ridiculous cop out
These same ignoramuses can drive cars and have children and get into credit card debt but somehow not know what to eat, is that right?
There is no excuse for being ignorant about something as basic and simple as nutrition these days
Literally ANYBODY can access the internet for free and learn when they need to know in an afternoon or less
>>213665654got bitten by my cat once
I cant believe that somewhere there is a brit licking his lips while looking at beans on toast and pronouncing the word "scrumptous meal in me gob".
It's just surreal, yet it's happening
>>213665621bro shut the fuck up, you're embarrassing us
>>213665661no one asked for your da's search history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLZjyKuWEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLZjyKuWEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLZjyKuWEY
>>213665669nothing wrong with beans on toast is there
>>213665669i had a jacket potato with baked beans yesterday
it was great
mamma mia thisa pasta isa so good
>>213665682Do you want a fight?
Has wedding lad given an update on how the wedding went
anyone here seen a ufo before
closest thing i saw was a satellite that did a 180 and zoomed off
>>213665656their shit genetics gives them impulsivity and stupidity that precludes choice
presenting the opportunity overcome that requires more than just shelf stacking. it means education education education. t. tony blair 1997 and best of all we know it works. we just gave up
Got this old Australian refugee at work. Dumb boomer cunt should go back to his shithole country. Have to teach him how to do the simplest tasks constantly.
>>213665702Yeah. He ended up taking a load of coke and sucked a lad off in the bog
>>213665669>british food BAD amirite???upvoted and reddit gold awarded
started to go mental with my salt recently
reckon that's okay
>>213665724Total bullshit
>>213665716Name a place and i'll come slap you with a python
once when I was on holiday in portgual I was lounging on the grassy bit near the pool with only my towel beneath me when I saw what I can only describe as a fucking massive trapdoor spider emerge from its trapdoor in the grass about 3 feet away from me then scurry out of sight
never went on the grass again after that. Had thought such creatures were only found in aus.
>>213665695italiens i call them
>>213665752yeah i’ll slap you with this python slut
>>213665751we gave up because of zero sum fags like you who are the biggest morons of all.
>>213665705I saw starlink before I even knew what it was. saw a shit load of lights heading in the same direction and thought aliens have come to take our jobs
>>213665705don't think satellites can change direction can they?
>>213665755met a snake in croatia
bewildering creatures really how they get on without legs i'll never know
>>213665759stay the fuck away from my arsehole malaylmao
No evil animals in New Zealand because we have no space for that sort of carry on here. Trying to sort out the Aussie possum illegal migrants
>>213665736It's more the whole picture, the wording, the manners, not the food itself
Could someone please wank me orf
>>213665755probably a tarantula wolf spider
>>213665768Now I don't even know what your point is
You've got a saviour complex for fatties now too?
Also you're a Blairite or something?
Fatties are lazy and lack personal responsibly, they're not victims of circumstance
>>213665781met one aye? like you introduced yourself to it and that
>>213665781just a big long muscle innit
like a tongue. Same shite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1bd5LGP6TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1bd5LGP6TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1bd5LGP6TY
>>213665815No? Snakes have thousands of muscles.
>>213665789>No evil animals in New Zealanda lot of tongans samoans and maoris if I'm not mistaken
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>>213665775yeah was bizarre, it tracked along like a normal satellite for ages then it kind of swung around a point really fast then shot away pic related
>>213665771those are so uncanny seeing them irl
>>213665834what about the skinnyfat ones?
>>213665802I'll take your word for it
even as a kid I knew fine well from nature documentaries that trapdoor spiders are a big no-no and this thing looked absolutely lethal. I couldn't believe it was in portugal though.
All the most dangerous animals here are huge and hairy
Mostly a threat when they run across the highway at night and you slam into them at 130 kmph in your shitbox, killing your entire family
might have a bowl of popcorn
>>213665853reckon i could befriend a moose if push came to shove
>>213665861just had one meself x
>>213665834I'm fairly certain it's just a big tongue.
>>213665792ah yes we should constantly gesure with our hands like overly emotional little spastics instead, truly superior manners
>>213665851portugal has no lethally venomous spiders you melt
>>213665861had fish and chips at the pub me
>>213665844Evil racist gimp
>>213665868has anyone told these gimps how fucking cringe that shit is? its not intimidating. makes them look like mongs
got a wedding coming up where I won't know anyone
probably just stay for the meal, have 2 drinks, wander about aimlessly talking to no one then leave without telling anyone
>>213665869Depends on the time of year
The males are extremely aggressive and disagreeable when rutting
They're also really really big
when i was in portugal i saw a lady on the beach with her knockers out
Boss Rush, Hush, and Mega Satan defeated with The Lost. Delirium portal didn't open sadly
ty for reading x
>>213665874forgive me for not knowing the entire taxonomy of portuguese arachnids
>>213665893you're posting on 4chan bro give up the act. even leftycuck is racist
noooooo rorke not like that
>>213665901Don’t you guys pay half million pounds to some inbred family as part of your culture?
>>213665901After some of the stuff that's happened here regarding NZ culture, I honestly don't care.
>>213664614generations are arbitrary jewish creations intended to divide communities based on age
you and i both know it let's not pretend otherwise
gf’s dad is Jamaican and she hasn’t seen him in like 10 years but apparently he has like 12 kids. honestly mental
gym in about an hour i reckon. lift some weights and that haha x
>>213665916wow that's mad
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>>213665916was on holiday with a mate when we were 11/12 and we were at the beach when he spotted some women walking by topless
he notified me but I didn't want to look, I was too embarrassed. He didn't understand why. In retrospect he was right, it was OK for us to look and it was clear that there was something not right with me, that I was somehow afraid I'd get in trouble despite there being no one else there
>>213665955Build that muscle, king.
>>213665939I’ve been on 4chan for decades. The racist gimmick is old and played out. Time 4chan moves with the times and comes up with some new material. Racism isn’t cool, sure being anti immigrant makes sense but racism is never ok
>artificial things aren't real
When did people start believing this?
>>213665952You’re Irish diaspora aren’t you?
>>213665952>jamaicanjust say nigger bro
>>213665952Are you Irish diaspora?
>>213665942huh? whats that got to do with clownish moari mongs embarrassing themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvY8fdgezLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvY8fdgezLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvY8fdgezLQ
keep getting these weird hangovers where i feel fine when i wake up and then start feeling sick about 3 hours later. very strange.
So, Rorke. Tell me about the Holocaust, then
detonate a nuke on yellowstone and wipe out humanity
Dollhouse melty time!!!
*pours another cup of coffee*
>>213666018You are the one who finds it embarrassing. Most kiwis respect Māori culture
Something happened on the day he died.
No Jew in israel are talking about boomer, gen x, millennial, zoomer....
They are all one community. No silly made-up divisions
*slams fists on table*
WHERE
IS
THE
NEW
just shit myself nothing keir can do
Just odd that things like Bad Dragon even exist
have never once clicked on a youtube link posted in /brit/
yeea kia ora bro pass me a ghost chup
>>213666038The Chinese will erupt Yellowstone
>>213666044It is embarrassing especially the dissonance of their desperate clinging to epic warrior culture image while constantly whining about oppression and colonization
>>213666044They groom white girls I saw a programme about it
>>213665917nah with a knife and fork
>>213666088You don’t know anything about Māori culture and are in no place to tell Māori what to do
>>213666084>yellowstones are what you call it when a chinaman does something brave
>>213666026Tien Shinhan irl
>>213666044its cringe mate. people just pretend to like it out of guilt
nan turns 90 next week
how do you even let that happen? that's far too long on this rape planet
so this is it then is it? no new thread? the final /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtM4GbP3do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtM4GbP3do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtM4GbP3do
>>213666130Again you know nothing about it.
WHERE IS IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
>>213666134she lived, laughed and loved x
>>213666134My nan is 92. Honestly, she's nicer than almost everyone I know. Plus her racism makes my younger brother seethe. So I kind of like that, too.
>>213666108Go on do your little dance to scare me
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for crying out loud rorke stop wanking to your chinese cartoons and GET THE NEW MADE
*yellowstoje erups*
>Sorry…… I farted
sorting the new out lads, give me a mnute
>>213666062https://www.ynetnews.com/opinions-analysis/article/hkqequuwc
>>213666188You misunderstand the purpose of it and I’m not gonna educate you who approach understanding in bad faith
change it back Youtube. don't like things that are different
>>213666213It's been sorted out mate cheers
>>213666134get her shagged
Why would anyone pick up nurofen off the shelves when it's right next to the unbranded paracetamol or ibuprofen that does the same thing