Thread 213674505

audrey edition

Raping a poo

>>213674563
other way around surly

or perhaps surely shirley

hopefully everyone is busy having a lovely sunday afternoon

neoliberal bull logging in

getting raped up the arse by myself

Favourite Audrey Hepburn film?

For me, it's Roman Holiday.

um....hi

>>213675829
some like it hot

distributive arse malarkey

Zoomers pronounce Z as zee now
It's over.

>>213675810
>10cm and thin

>>213675838
Good film but not a Hepburn film.

>>213675865
they also say ass

Armpits smell like a Paki's house, grim

if im james dean you're audrey hepburn

>>213674563
>>213674600
>>213674621
>>213674804
>>213675810
>>213675828
>>213675829
>>213675833
>>213675838
>>213675841
Samefag

>>213675829
embarrassing but i haven't watched many. i know i've seen charade and probably another
>>213675838
i've watched a lot more marilyn films. love gentlemen prefer blondes

>>213675761
Which stepping stones?

*boots up the VPN*

Never forget: Trans activists don't just see the world in a different way. They've set out with the UPFRONT GOAL of punishing and ruining the lives of those who refuse to see the world in the way they do.

That is why it is my life's mission to destroy this bigoted cult.

James Dean would be an incel in 2025

my love has got some curry,
and poppadoms to eat,
my love has got some curry,
and poppadoms to eat,
my love has got some curry,
and poppadoms to eat,
my love has got some curry,
and poppadoms to eat

ziedbelg runs your thread tho

>>213675926
?

>>213675953
True

7 years since Sky King, lads

>>213675932
>gentlemen prefer blondes
Great film. They were showing it at my local Picturehouse recently but I had shift toil so couldn't go.

leftypol crying in his police cell, pleading with PC Rorke to be able to ring mummy and daddy so they can drive from Oxfordshire and bail him out

>>213675901
Arse has sounded affected for almost 20 years

>>213675986
What did they mean by this

>>213675965
Gonna get the scat webms loaded up for us?

>>213675978
he went to jail after the documentary because he was mistreating the tigers or something?

Sir Tor wank

>>213676033
DIE FAHNE HOCH

>>213675965
Not really

>>213675978
This was a jumping the shark moment in my view
>le wholesome fawstein sooeycidereeno

Feel as though we're on the cusp of a .gay megamelty

Losing touch with my inner mind intention to find abstract reason in the season of this intense obscene scene man, I'mma propose with a rose that knows the wherewithal of the wind blows, man fuck dees hoes, I'm a scientist, rapping with my lexical sprite, my vocabularious delight, invective and fight, myriad informations and oblations creations and intense proclamations... yeah...

>>213676064
ESL gibberish

*marches into /brit/ at night holding a Tiki torch chanting "JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US"

The Leftypolfu has genuinely fallen out with me for not being outraged about the WNBA dildo thing
Women are just mental

>>213676007
>saying a word the way it's always been said is affected
bizarre claim to make

how do I acquire this body?

gf going through a phase where all she listens to every second of every minute of every hour of every day is "Can't Catch Me Now" by Olivia Rodrigo
going a little insane over here, lads

>>213675984
it would be fun to see it at a theatre. i put it on in the background when i'm doing housework sometimes

>>213676069
the gay was shut down nearly two weeks ago mate

the best piece of life advice I can give is don't burn bridges
I burnt so many bridges and now I am fucked

t. 36 year old boomer

Tom Jones "Sex Bomb" -- thank me later /brit/...

>>213676110
Surely they've just started another one

Trying to exact revenge on 4chan is the entire life of these weird freaks

And the up-to-the-minute latest from /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'As Peng As The Day Is Long' Granger?

yeah yeah yeah i'm still about

>chunky clown shoes that look like corrective footwear that the special needs kid used to wear
>comically baggy trousers
>an oversized tshirt/jumper or your dads old pastel linen shirt
I don’t understand fashion these days. Why are people dressed like the cartoons when they shrink or turn young and appear from their bundle of oversized clothes?
I saw someone wearing cargo pants that could fit a toaster in the pocket with what looked like the habbo hotel default shoe option. They also seem to wear baggy scruffy hoodies with random Japanese stuff on like they’ve just bought a fat weebs old clothes off vinted.
Perhaps I’m just not bussing for real for real, but I’m sticking with normal jeans and a tshirt.

want one of them tiny japanese trucks

>>213676114
which ones? jeff? phoebe?

>>213676086
It's about making a conscious choice to say things one way or the other
Both arse and ass can sound affected in the same people, I would suspect that's the case for most millennials, who presumably default to ass as an americanism which is more integral to their idioms
IDK what zoomers think, if they even think about accents and regionalisms

Need a girl who gives Confident Head

>>213676140
you're the expert you tell us

>>213676151
You're not supposed to look sexy, unless you're pretending to exercise and then you can wear pants that show off your gaping arsehole

>>213676186
Never used the dot gay I'm content to post regularly here for free seeing as ban evasion is very easy these days (again)

so this is rorke

>>213676151
They call it Y2K style because it's copying how grungers used to dress in the late 90s early 00s.
Modern pop culture is purely derivative and referential, it offers nothing new.

>>213676227
lil rat looking thing

>>213676151
It's fun, comfortable, and in fashion now

Simple as

>>213676227
imagine grabbing that cunt by the scruff of it's neck and hurling it off a motorway bridge

>>213676183
i prefer diffident girls giving sloppy head

>>213676181
>I would suspect
you would suspect wrong

Who wants to argue about racial differences in penis size

audrey hepburn vintage sex arse 1960s authentic GREAT condition RARE

>>213676227
is cat?

>>213676251
alri n word and /or chav dickhead

>>213676151
i love baggy trousers but yeah if they're too baggy they look ridiculous on men

Do you have anything positive and sincere to post for once??

Need to hit rock bottom, only then can I start clawing my way back up. Yeah, that's the strat

>29 years old
>no gf
>still live at home
>dead end job
>country being overrun with foreigners
>realised recently how many hours I've wasted on video games over the years
>aware of all the problems we are facing

I feel awake but I don't know what to do lads. I feel more depressed than ever.

alright look, with all poo respect,

Gaining a clue by reading a book

10cm is really very small for a willard

>>213676306
>job
FONT

Farted before and it was wet and I’m like 70% sure a little bit of pooey diarrhoea came out with it but if it did it wasn’t a lot so I haven’t bothered checking. It is a Sunday after all.

>>213676306
*humps your leg*

>>213676299
I'm enjoying this beer I'm drinking

I'm a bit ticked off actually

>>213676313
studied this in school when i was around 12

>>213676227
looks like a cat shagged a rat I guess

>>213676306
Omds rorke

>>213676306
remember when you were crying in the work toilets because someone had the radio on in the office. you're pathetic lmao

>>213676363
were there any fit girls in your class?

Going to a mate's wedding next month and I won't know anyone else there and obviously don't have anyone to take
How hard is it just to latch onto people in this scenario?

steaming like a rocket and thinking of crying

might go japan on holiday

crying poo from my arse

>>213676367
Rude

>>213676391
You're going to get bored quickly and want to leave.

>>213676413
exspensive

>>213676391
just walk up to a group and say "this cake is dangerous!"

Wassup dudes

>>213676457
kys avatarfaggot

>>213676413
Can I come?

>>213676302
Rock bottom is when you stop digging

>>213676391
just leave early and go back to your £65 hotel room then have a massive naked wank

>32 years old
>no gf
>still live at home
>dead end job
>country being overrun with foreigners or something idk I don’t read the news anymore
>realised recently how many hours I've wasted on realising stuff over the years
>indifferent to everything now

I sat in the garden for 4 hours staring into space and listening to music then tried moussaka for the first time in my life. It was nice. I feel more content than ever.

>>213676391
how big is the wedding? you probably won't be the only one in that position idk if you're relaxed and friendly i'm sure someone will make an effort to make you feel included

>>213676413
If you don't have at least £10k for spending money, don't bother.

>>213676457
why do you spam and avatarfag here? nobody likes you

working on my trini ethnic map

>>213676391
It's not hard to make friends at a wedding if you're not a totally hopeless autismo

Most people are in a good mood there, often drinking, and you should be dressed nicely to boost your confidence

>>213676477
how do you stop digging

>>213676306
Come over here, change of the scenery will do you good and easy as fuck to get a GF here too

>>213676490
why would you need that . that probably make you a billionaire in yen

I'm just happy to be alive on this amazing world of magical existence

>>213676526
Anything worth doing over there costs an arm and a leg

rorke putting on his pinstripe tracksuit to go to a wedding just to sit in a corner alone

>>213676535
most depressed thirdie

>>213676468
>>213676498
I am immune to your mean words.

>>213676514
Let me in
>>213676535
Bueno hombre

>>213676550
maybe ill go vietnam instead. i want to at some whacky vegetables that you dont get in any other markets

>>213676510
start acting opposite to your immediate urges even though it will feel uncomfortable. start with something small and manageable

>>213676560
Do you ever have a moment of clarity and realize your life is going nowhere and you'll be completely alone when your parents inevitably can't take care of you anymore?

What are you going to do?

>>213675978
The pilot said he was a "broken guy, got a few screws loose I guess. Never really knew it until now."

>>213676560
whats your plan when your parents die and you cant leech off them anymore? you're obviously incapable of functioning independently

>>213676490
I spent £400 in a fortnight. What the fuck were you spending money on?

If condoms

I can be the sauce you crave
I can spell what you can't say
Chocolate flavored love theme

>>213676561
Get a visa and come over, it's fairly easy
Trust me, the other way around is extremely hard, especially now

>>213676457
Good afternoon Catyank

>>213676514
Crimea? I’d love to visit one day but I don’t think its safe right now

listening to NTS while ironing shirts x

Shiny Marge

>>213676490
i haven't been but when i researching a trip prices seemed surprising reasonable if anything

>>213676628
Never been actually, I'm in St Petersburg myself
Flight to some Baltic country, then a bus and you're here

>>213676580
I'm not trying to warn you off from going to Japan, it's just a very expensive place to visit. Vietnam is great and the food is lovely, just don't shag any of the prostitutes there without a condom.

>>213676584
>>213676590
me dont worry about it mon. me live day by day me flow with di motion of di ocean mon. Do you know what I'm sayin

just scranned 2 beers before tea

I spent the equivalent of £2000 in ten days in Halifax lol don't even wanna know how much I'd waste in glorious Nippon

>>213676510
Dunno

>>213676682
So you've got no plan whatsoever and will become a homeless schizophrenic for a short time before you're killed or arrested?

>>213676592
Tourist attractions, shopping (I like retro games stuff and clothes), prostitutes, train fares to go across the country, fine dining, nightclubs

>>213676490
did you stay in the middle of tokyo and take the shinkansen everywhere?

>>213676514
Things seem bad for Whites in Russia too

>>213676666
There’s another Russian anon from Crimea that posts on /brit/

having a gin, and indeed some tonic as well

this leaf nigga spending 10 days in a bank branch like wtf

How do I stop family members from inviting themselves around to my smelly flat without being rude? It’s the weekend, I don’t want to spend it hurriedly cleaning up my cummy tissues and having the same boring conversations about work and nonsense while drinking tea.

>>213676752
Bought a lot of alcohol and lobster and oysters at restaurants

doing me foot exercises

Remember that Canadian trucker protest before the start of the Russia Ukraine war where the state literally frozen the bank accounts of the truckers?

What are some nice plants and small trees that can provide some nice dappled shade? I don't have much of a garden so they need to be potted not planted

locked in a halifax with howard for ten days

>>213676733
How's so?
>>213676739
I see

>>213676730
Yes and yes, but I went to various other cities and beach towns. I was there for 3 weeks and spent over £11k.

>>213676791
leftypol loves his authoritarianism

>>213676687
why 10 days in halifax what is there even to do there for that long

Accidentally touched my own penis and now I have to W.A.N.K.

>>213676796
Twisty willow or hazel

Got a trip to Bognor Regis booked for the 3 day bank holiday weekend at the end of the month. Do you reckon £40k will be enough for my spending money?

a cuddle with Jack

£131,000 left on the mortgage
It never ends

>>213676830
Corrrrr

how much do you have left over for fun after housing costs and living expenses

>>213676719
di fish in da sea dont worry about tomorrow

big fan of limes me

>>213676837
bognor regis is shit
I go there all the time

we're just two lost rorkes swimming in a leftypol
year after year

>>213676830
CIRRRRR MORE MORE MORE

anyone remember british electropop band the Ting Tings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1c2OfAzDTI
those were the days

>>213676791
Yes

People really don't like to talk about it here, the two leaders are going to be sentenced in October

Curiously Trudeau's government never faced any consequences for essentially breaking the law by using the Emergencies Act without enough justification besides a strongly worded decision by a federal court

she was fit in season 1 of HBO's Game of Thrones

>>213676791
>nooo you can't freeze the accounts of criminals to stop them from committing crime!

Please can someone explain the her body tea meme to me?

>>213676881
yes that song was big on tiktok a couple of years ago

Cat chad is the modern Diogenes.

doing the washing
toilberg wants me looking sharp tomorrow

>>213676851
don't really know. earn more than i spend though.

>>213676832
Can they be potted

>>213676867
screaming

>>213676886
You're jewish

Takehome on my new job will be just under 3k a month (currently 2600)
Mortgage and other bills come up to about £1500 but that's split with gfberg so we have quite a decent pot for spendoolies

who's having me over for sundi roast xx

>>213676886
Yes. You shouldn’t be able to block someone from accessing their own money because you think they might do a crime. Stupid cucknadian

>>213676816
Well it wasn't just Halifax that included driving to and from while also going around NS and into NB for hiking

I agree there isn't that much to do out there but we got in quite a bit of hiking

>>213676851
approx 1k

legendary 48 hour DTFIC teramelty

>>213676909
>>213676919
>>213676937
t. avatarfag/46 year old amerilard on vpn

>>213676918
Any plant can be potted.

>>213676867
You are not a fish, you are an adult male in your thirties

>>213676946
My auntie and uncle live in Halifax

>>213676791
yeah that was because they were being directly funded by American/ Russian bad actors

>>213676943
their crime was illegal occupation, the funds were being used to prolong that occupation

>>213676927
Wait until she floats floating the idea of buying a house, it all changes then.

>>213676983
What about a lily pad?

protip: anytime you see someone complimenting a gimmick unprompted it's the 46 year old amerilard on vpn complimenting himself

>>213676905
whats a tick tocks

>>213676983
Not all trees though. And I needs to get big enough to provide dappled shade

>>213677033
song by ke$ha

>>213676997
It's nice there but a little run down and the house prices are ridiculous

these frozen beef bulgogis i got from the korean shop look like flattened ball sacks when theyre cooked

>>213677023
Yes.

>>213677059
housing prices in the maritimes are some of the cheapest in canada

need a:
croatian gf
czech gf
estonian gf
hungarian gf
latvian gf
moldovan gf

My house is only 115sqm and cost £155,000

>>213676999
>>213677000
>On January 23, 2024, the Federal Court issued its decision on the applications for judicial review, finding that the invocation of the Emergencies Act was unreasonable. It also found that certain of the temporary measures infringed sections 2(b) and 8 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and that neither infringement was justified under section 1 of the Charter.

it's my arse
don't you forget
it's my arse
it never ends

>>213677078
Well I’ll be damned.

>>213677035
>And I needs to get big enough to provide dappled shade
Or you can put it on top of something. That will make the choice of plants bigger.

>>213676946
so not unreasonable for a 10 day trip with lots of travelling around, the way to really save money on a trip is to hunker down in one spot and eat groceries. sounds like you had a lovely holiday though

toenails stink

got tomb raider (2018) up on prime

>>213677106
Not sure about this but thank you for the suggestion

>>213677082
Not what my friends who live there told me

Plus all the houses are on oil and the infrastructure is shit

And now their government banned them from hiking in the woods? Think I'll stay in Ontario

>>213677092
They have senses of humour, the novelty wears off quite soon imo

powerful.

>>213677092
Would take Hungarian out of all these

>>213677098
Bodied those runts

>>213677144
t. amerilard on vpn

>>213677092
ex gf was croatian
miss her... and her big bush

Post more corrs

Dan?

>>213677176
corrrrr

might have a bath

American sports are too stop start, I'm watching a Yankees baseball match at the moment and there's an advert break every 10 mins

>>213677118
It was really nice, definitely want to go back and see other parts we couldn't go to (Cape Breton, etc.). My favourite part was Cape Split, got some great photos there

I know that is how to save money but I cannot bring myself to cook and do dishes when I'm on vacation, but then I also get upset about spending money

Need to get my shit together so I don't feel poor all the time

Eating poo and some soil

Thinkign of all past /brit/ personalities, i cant remember a lot of their names but faces and behaviour.

the australian pony boy gimp
the lad who died and /brit/ donated to his funeral
malaponte
190


least jeff is still here x

>>213677188
Alri dad

yanks be like
>yeah i'll do a modelo put it on the taaab

>>213677206
Who is this jism prism?

>>213677169
Why would that invalidate what I said?

>>213675978
2018 was wild

>>213677206
Yes
Could have more melanin but still

>>213674505 (OP)
More of a Frances type of guy (for obvious reasons)

She makes Audrey look like yesterday's dumpster trash

Lord Jesus you came to gather the nations in to the peace of Gods Kingdom
Kyrie, Kyrie elesion
You come in word and sacrament to strengthen us and make us Holy
Christe, christe elesion
May almighty God has mercy on us, forgive us our sins and to bring us all to everlasting life

lads i highly recommend you all watch the new War of the Worlds movie. It is inconceivably bad

they made lara croft a lezzer??

need a woman to writhe upon my cock
this is non negotiable

>>213677214
The Dutch bloke who spammed Cara Delevingne at the start of every thread

>>213677082
they are, but they're still overpriced for what you get

>>213677214
Malaponte is still here too

>>213677250
schizo babble

>>213677233
Prefer not to say

eating nigger poo

>>213677250
Amen

Heartbeat starts in 15 minutes

eating nigger poo

>>213677252
Seen the webms

Might toss that one with a bit of dude weed for the evening kino

>>213677175
corr

eating nigger poo

recording a few bits of guitar for a thing

im also consuming faeces from a melanated gentlemans anus

>>213677317
time for my sunday night bath

can any CHILD in explain to me what [photo] means?
I can't keep up with these tiktok kids

am also digesting waste product from a sub-saharan individuals colon

fanny chmelar!!!! he fell through the bar!!!!!!! aha

feelin' fine

>>213677288
all of that made perfect sense mohhamed

This is now officially a Judy Garland thread

>>213677388
Honestly you'd get arrested for those jokes these days

eating nigger poo

>>213677143
Well, anyway, you can grow a twisty willow in a big pot, and I think will give you a good amount of dappled shade.
You can get those massive plastic pots the nurseries use

Minimum wage is around £25kpq currently. FTBs have access to 1% deposit schemes and 4.5-6x LTV. That means a couple earning minimum wage can buy a £300k property with less than a month’s salary as deposit.

There are currently 3810 properties available in that price range.

3257 if you don’t want a studio apartment.

868 if you want a spare bedroom so a 2 bed property.

406 if you want a garden and parking.

6 if you want a 2 bed house with parking and garden.

Practically the London market seems accessible to most.

Some would make a case that more family homes should be available but this has always been an issue with densely populated areas.

Likewise, some would make the case that they shouldn’t have to buy with someone else which again seems to be the usual densely populated element.

Frankly, I don’t place much weight on the above two points as any couple both earning minimum wage should just get jobs outside London as they’ll enjoy a much higher standard of living.

beggars can't be tudors

just filled the bog with something hot and brown

Any other Nietzscheans who have utterly transcended Christianity in?

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Alri

Insect bite scientist here. I’ve actually spent years learning how to detect if a person has been bit by a venomous insect, but only for women. So if you ladies wanna send me pictures of your feet I can make sure you don’t have bugs in your shoes

>>213677202
i haven't been out to the maritimes since i was a kid on family holidays, maybe i should think about a trip in the future. not unreasonable at all to not want to wash dishes while on vacation lol but yeah it's always a trade off

Should probably do something with my day

210 litre plastic pot on b&q

https://www.diy.com/departments/fhg-giant-black-heavy-duty-large-plant-pot-with-drainage-holes-d80-h55cm-210-litres-volume/5060447501107_BQ.prd

anyone else notice every atheist is an overweight depressed with mental health issues?

>>213677464
NEED SEXXXXXX

>>213677464
Big rug

>>213677481
no i haven't actually

>>213677472
get rorke planted in there ASAP

>>213677464
Damn thought she was Asian in the thumbnail :/

>>213677472
Cor

>>213677469
I would recommend it, it's very pretty and the food is great if you like seafood

>>213677481
Can't say I do.

never met a depressed christian though, isnt that weird

>>213677211
hello actual dog

going in shower

>>213677481
I know them all and this is true

Business idea: create a genuine Artificial Superintelligence that is NatSoc

even the most cursory investigation in to an atheist's life, their social media accounts, usually japanese little girl cartoon profile pictures. Makes you think doesnt it

>>213677517
i doubt you meet many people mate since you never leave your smelly bedroom

8 years since the Unite the Right Rally tomorrow lads.

Remember how kino that was?

>>213677517
that's because they're all thick as pigshit

the atheist is a spiteful little goblino as well, like this little dork >>213677567
just sat in his room spamming about pakis and poo all day and green frog cartoons.

>>213677588
rattled christcuck melty lol

i control this mans life

>>213677440
>>213676306
Same guy btw

>>213677588
Done that fool

>>213677633
bit gay

sat in his grim little curry stained bedroom in camden again yeah?

She's Italian I think

its pavlovian, ringing a little bell and he knows its me every time. If thats not rent free then I dont know what is

>>213677573
This event began my political awakening

>>213677685
She was of Irish, English, Scottish ancestry

>>213677573
dont remember it or know what that was

>>213677573
I never saw what the big deal was at the time. Everyone glazed over the original fact that people just didnt want statues getting removed. Then a fat bitch got hit by a car then everybody was gaslit for years over it

>>213677722
No, Judy Garland was not Italian. She was of English, Scottish, and Irish descent.

Yes ty

>>213677760
You sure told him

>>213677760
Holy projection
I am not an orange man supporter
Im not a musk buttlicker
I dont support israel

make it

made the new so i did

>>213674230
>>213674230
>>213674230

>>213674505 (OP)
>>213674505 (OP)
>>213674505 (OP)

>>213677857
get it linked

just wait 3 more minutes for mine

just made the new

>>213677697
Mine was 2 years earlier. I remember watching the torchlight parade thinking we were on the verge of something huge.
I guess we're still waiting but my god, the picture of all of them stood by the statue is so kino.

>>213677740
Big right wing rally in 2017. All sorts of groups turned up. You had everyone from Richard Spencer to David Duke to Mike Enoch to a young Nick Fuentes there.

It was sort of the crescendo of the alt-right that had been building for a few years. Sadly a lot of them

>>213677744
It was the biggest nationalist gathering in decades.

right can we stop pissing about and just make the fucking new

>>213675544
>>213675544
>>213675544

road to 400

>>213677990
>>213677990
>>213677990