Thread 213687994

Sir Raymond Douglas Davies CBE

if anyone needs a solution to the Belgian cuck or his off-VPN posts that you dont want to see - it isnt to filter - just report it

reporting it makes him mad and scared- and you should go do it more from now
it is unfair that they get to take up an entire flag, and everyone filters a whole country because of them. they should be removed

>Look at them fighting and trying to get their own way out of it to keep posting what they post. Look at how scared they are right now because more people might start reporting them.
>-Sir Raymond Douglas Davies, CBE

>>213688037
stfu nigga

bonnie blue is the most progressive feminist alive today

>>213688075
not true
im not dead

>>213688062
I imagined it in this sort of style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slr4cymXaLQ

if the moderator team fails to listen to your reports, just make a big problem for them

less respect for wannabe jans than the janman himself

Sorry, Heathermong, I was busy trying to live up to your projections.

Mental how I'm rorke when it comes to immigration but I'm leftypol when it comes to the NHS and the welfare system. Where do I belong on the political compass?

>>213688107
For me it's rorke when it comes to immigration and leftypol when it comes to fucking anything else

>>213688098
I like it. I might vocaroo me reading my bullshit in a half-assed Matt Berry impression while this plays in the background.

>>213688102
I dont care

>>213688100
My reports always get ignored but if I start doing the same thing I get banned incredibly quickly. Funny that

People with straight hair tend to be more creative/imaginative than people with wavy or curly hair.
Wavy or curly haired people tend to have more mundane, serious, just get the work done types of personalities.
Yes obviously there are exceptions on both sides but it's generally true.

Will Nigel Farage really be PM?

>>213688107
somewhere near the middle like most sane people?

>>213688128
very curious as to see what this "bullshit" is exactly

>>213688142
a parody of the mods: nonwhites that hate straight white men. basically they are trannies and love these posters

>>213688107
>>213688126
This is literally national socialism

blowing raspberries on my arm and eating them for a free nutritious snack

Might it be because you're reporting randoms for being you? Funny how the jannies have a heads-up on IP logs.

want me to stop mini-jannying?
if I paid $20 to the website a year then would you do your job with the BE flag

>>213688159
Meltybrit's got some character laid out for me, and I've been trying to keep up with it... because I feel like putting off doing the dishes for half an hour.

>>213688154
I hope not because his plans for the NHS should absolutely fucking terrify everyone in this country.

bossberg brought pibbles to pootoil today. absolutely fuming I am, not only do I feel nervous around the runt but he constantly barks and knock me off my groove. bout to crash out in this mofo

>>213688192
You're Zeidberg.
How's the cronem?

Stalinism was just National Socialism without the esoteric mystical parts.

>>213688179
you didnt need to remind me about this week them going back on a false ban for the mouse images (after I explained myself) because they (I thought this in my own head) could see the IPs, related to VPNs, and saying I dont really feel those words are true
them having IPs should be an easy way to remove avatarflags like yours surely. I mean that you shouldnt be allowed to post on the leaf flag because you are not in Canada

Why are canadians

Daily reminder that if you vote Reform in they'll sell off the NHS and we'll be stuck with a health system that will cost you thousands of pounds and straddle you in debt if you ever become ill or are injured in an accident.

lana del rey and ray davies share the same birthday
also both have wavy hair incidentally

>>213688146
curly haired hylics didn't like this

Nothing outside your flat exists mate. It's all in your head.

>>213688242
Worth it to own the libs unironically

>>213688219
I would kill myself and am probably too low functioning autistic (and want to fuck up the world before I do go kill myself, like trannies) and also no thanks I dont want to get into the mindset of literally Lenny from of mice and men

now that liz is dead have england change the national anthem to god save the king instead of the queen, is that how it works

>>213688225
Why'd they fight each other then

>>213688233
Ultimately because Britain knew you'd pull some funky cold medinas if you had 2/3-3/4 of North America.

>>213688256
Yes

>>213688247
as if you understand what that word means

>>213688255
You're already there, might as well try to enjoy it.

standing attention well and truly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiTFIBar4i4

I only replied so youd stop calling me that faggot. I know that faggot lies a lot
he probably would never go on saying all the stuff about reporting him because it scares him so much

got the /brit/ sex mods installed

Mad how dtic absolutely mentally dominated this thread earlier.

>>213688233
we guard the secrets and unknowable horrors of the arctic

>>213688295
you are allowed to post the mice
nobody can stop you

>>213688288
I know I was wrong.
unlike George you just want to hold it over someones head and hurt them. you just want me to suffer indefinitely

>>213688309
He has been bodying freaks in here for a while now.

Wokeness is just Trotskyism 2.0

I'm sure that tumour on your anterior cingulate cortex is quivering in fear over these reports. The rest of us are just having the same pathos-laced chortle we always do.

all these 'trad' people are larpers ive never heard one suggest throwing someone in a wicker man

>>213688315
I know
I dont reply to the r9k people copy-pasting messages to me normally to go find out what the next copy-paste is in their script because I couldnt care less about what it is they want to go back and forth with daily forever

>>213688267
not sure

>>213688329
I'm going to get a good night sleep now but absolutely fucking batter him tomorrow.

>>213688346
you've been replying to them all thread?

>>213688335
they are typically against paganism and sacrifice (but have no problem with murder) although there are no proofs for wickerman being for sacrifice besides ceasers writing but he is an unreliable source

>>213688320
I want you to feel how solid rock bottom is, then I want you to push off of it. It's the only way you'll come up for air.

Leftypol exposed

>>213688350
You will fall into one of his many traps. Again.

Me? I'm a dtfic guy.

>>213688333
I dont care what he has

>>213688350
The only thing you will batter is a sausage you fat cunt

>>213688363
why are you mentally torturing a disabled person like toby
leave him alone

Need an abrasive black mama girlfriend
American ghetto flavoured preferably

>>213688355
It was a few people. I think it's down to just me, and I'm starting to feel a bit shit about it - I'm the last one kicking the spacker while he's down.

>>213688363
thats gaslighting

>>213688382
cleaned his clock

>>213688378
he is you
you have the tumour

Screaming at sacked tranny who replied to himself the other day but didn't take his trip off lmao

when you realise toby is disabled and severely mentally ill you should stop bullying him

++ 1 or more people reporting his posts added to the thread pool (already in majority)

The more bans I get the more likely that YOU get rangebanned

>>213688394
aint nobody wanna date yo goofy ass

>>213688426
did the tranny do a false flag post for the 10000th time

>>213688397
why though?

I love our Australian and Kiwi friends

>>213688434

loko how scared he is, people
hes resorted to threatening the entire thread in the dark. he really is crying

Unironically what happened to spaino?

>>213688426
shes precious dont be mean

>>213688401
That's how you get addicts and the mentally unwell to take notes on the world around them, start doing the math and coming up with some correct answers.

>>213688393
treatment

The guy who banned me was a moderator (it was instant - no REQUEST!!) but also RANGEbanned me! So now my EE phone contract is CANCELLED. im using three right now and ive preloaded 10gb onto but im prepared to move.
YOU are only getting rid of GOOD users when you rangeban!!

>>213688462
Got bored of this place and stopped posting as much
I don't blame him

>>213688436
We'd be good together

I probably would not of hated spaino if id gotten here while he was still active and not a bot written by a cunt

Still absolutely screaming at dtfic when he tried to convince us he had a gf but in reality just snuck into his mum's room to take this picture.

>>213688494
SCREAM

>>213688442
Because he keeps swinging. Nobody gets a hug until all limbs are safely inside the vehicle.

The NHS was a good idea but there's too many old cunts who are basically dependents for it to work anymore

>>213688494
CREAM

REAM

I dont want a hug, and no, it is gaslighting me. you do just want me to suffer endlessly

>>213688494
e

>>213688540
just ignore him toby
he is a cunt who is spending his day looking to hurt people

'g

>>213688551
>>213688540
You're coming around. Good.

Thinking about pork scratchings

why do you all hate each other

Are human beings designed so that they need to "recharge" their discipline on the weekend.

When the weekend comes and people have no obligations, they don't usually meditate and drink lemon water to get ready for the next week. Given the opportunity they usually go wild and make impulsive decisions and smash a beer stein over their head.

I'm told that "willpower" is essentially just the same thing as good decision making.
I'm also told that this resets when you sleep.

People don't just wake up in the morning and feel like they're ready to confront more of whatever it is they couldn't take any more of the day previous. They seem to need isolated days to "reset".

Must one be a "party animal" to go back to being a civilized man when the working week begins.

Please for the love of fuck don't make me go back to this already

reminder to everyone that you should report the Belgian flags posts

>>213688567
freak trying to hurt toby for no reason
what a sunday night for you

>>213688572
you're so desperate

everyone done? because I only started when Canada talked to me, which I asked him not to do desu

>>213688586
He might be, but that's not me.

Im not british. I dont think im going to post here anymore

All to be expected when the shaggers are in bed and only the screeching NEET layabouts are up. It's like a zoo in here

>>213688615
needs to hurt for just a little bit so that problems can be fixed

I'm also planning on becoming janitor when applications open and working my way up to moderator/developer (moderator if I can see ip) so I can shut you up. I think i've said it before but I also got the idea from another guy who said it fyi

>>213688607
So I went to the pub, and asked for an English Rage in a collins.
Can you believe the barman didn't know how to make an English Rage?

>>213688607
The Canadian poster is spaino on his VPN mate
Hes been using it exclusively since his trip was banned

>>213688586
i'm literally new i just don't get the arguing i mean i get it but i don't

yeah? well I will go be moderator for the money and get a paycheque and some bitches on my dick, faggot. youre also admitting to wanting to break the law retard

love me some 70s british music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyh1UeM57w

>>213688628
please don't ban the pony images if you end up with power >-<

>>213688612
Nobody here is. All the real Britons got IP filtered by the safety act.

>>213688652
ponybergs are banned already

Thank GOD it’s a bank holiday because I am hanging lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5LmyNNsrE
Goddamn I wish I were British, why did my parents have to immigrate here before they had me?

its crazy how the mods come here, delete the NSFW images, see the Belgian flar9k faggot gangs posts, leaves anyway, goes back to cum (a shithole)

>>213688639
why on earth would you come here now
this general is a putrid corpse of what it once was

>>213688637
Judging by the diction and punctuation, there's at least three of us in here. I doubt any one of us is actually Spaino or DTFIC.

filly sweetly sleeps the whole night long

>>213688664
Why do we fall, Bruce?

>>213688637
his trip wasnt banned

dogberg on a mad one

>>213687994 (OP)
https://youtu.be/qwVJ7FWc4rQ?si=dC8-ZeYxfMCOfgfx

>>213688663
What the fuck? Since when
Does janny know?

>>213688705
Um

>>213688714
Um

>>213688637
yeah, you ahve got to consider that. but you also need to keep in mind (if you are going to believe this), or remember - the timeline done properly is: [he did/not post], then saw I loved the Canadian, then turned on his VPN (he mightve been using other country flags to avatar with) to do this. that is because hes a parasite
please do remember in the future that he turned on the Canadian VPN to talk to me because I liked Canada, and he wanted to try get under my skin or cause harm to me. that is your story

>>213688705
>>213688714
UM

Spaino has badly mindraped this general

>>213687994 (OP)
For me, it's Arthur

>>213688703
dogs are so scary. it looks like its angry and wants to bite the man just for eating. a cat would never

U
,,,M';;

Mad how mlp had more confidence to have a meet up at the Monty Pyke than the saddos of /brit/. Pretty humiliating

>>213688683
make that four, although I pop in and out randomly
>>213688705
sex with left but NOT right

>>213688736
UMMY WUMMY ~

>>213688728
I wonder if K-Car thinks the same way.
The mind is a wonderful thing.
>>213688729
A DELICIA

same with the emoticons and things like that. and "spaino" right now might just be a scizo whos obsessed with him as well as me

>>213688698
It was, he posted cp on /sp/ and forgot to take his trip off

/cum/ mindbroke this general

ummies

>>213688681
idk i needed a change and brit seems better than cum at least. sometimes it's quite funny and people can be nice

got the replies on the dating apps done, got the coffee sorted, got the posts on /brit/ done

>>213688745
whos K-Car? I wish there was a way for you to tell me. but there isnt
>>213688753
fuck off yank, always trying to hang on the coat-tails of some meme to get attention

any throbbing glistening cock man in rn?

yummers

>>213688748
nope
he posted on his trip in the new year

>>213688735
My cat will literally nibble on me and make crunching noises until I give her a piece of whatever I'm eating - whether it's something she'll eat or not.

Any weak low test erections man in

is there even one other brit in this thread that has the American flag still unfiltered? please tell me

>>213688728
This is the correct timeline

>You can't delete posts this often
shit

>>213688735
my kitty can be a right prick sometimes

Think my first wank was to Lita from WWE but I don't remember for sure

>>213688732
Great album

>>213688809
ok

you should be allowed to come and wish the britposters a merry christmas without ridicule (for posting on christmas day). the r9k freaks love hating people even for merry christmas (really sad). they were also posting here on christmas day (which wasnt even a Friday)

>>213688804
I've been shagged by that before lol
good luck

>>213688771
Someone might relay the message. There is/was a Finn on here who had Canada-related delusions and full on meltdowns, claiming to plan bombings because we weren't helping him/her move here.
You know, because that's exactly what we want, right? Another schizophrenic living on the streets.

starmer can't protect him here

need a Canadian gf

whisky and beer almost gone and barely even a buzz think i might need some time off the drinks

>>213688855
An incredible few are fit gingers. Even fewer excrete maple syrup.

catberg's been a right prick lately
started biting my hand and wont leave me alone
dont know what the fuck his problem is

if I was someone else then I would say that if porn habits fucked up an opportunity for me (and it couldve gone a really good way if it was different) I would literally kill myself

Almost posted a racy photograph of my midriff but I'll keep it for my eyes only x

>>213688889
yeah I know you know the cat is raping your arm right now
like Stallman and the parrot
weirdo!

>>213688911
ive had enough of these damn cats!

^_~

Asian Fanny grip

>>213688922
DO NOT THE CAT!

>>213688933
you're sick for doing this
we all know what you do

internet do your thing!

team rocket leader down

>>213688933
idgi. some nonce thing?

>>213688956
i dont

>>213688958
not your personal army

down in one go mind u

>>213688805
Why do they always kvetch? I watched a video on it and learned nothing other than "they're wild animals"

I have caught 5 tandemouse now. I have 4 of them on me

>>213688995
trying to scare the bigger animal off without actually escalating to a fight innit

I want a gf

>>213688735
my cats are huge assholes and always try to steal my precious food!

>>213689039
Balloon gf who will float away into outer space if you let go

>>213689053
the animals probably learned the greed from him, teach your animals some discipline. also I am jealous of his shirt

>>213689053
catbergs lost the fucking plot

me right now kekeke

alexa, remove kebab

girl who I went on a date with and then cancelled the second date liking some heart breaking instagram reels about bad dates. feel a bit sad, not sure what i did wrong

wtf pinap berries effects are lost if the catch fails

>>213689100
Women are poo

>>213689100
dont listen to that anon. hes a womanizer actually

>>213688956
you're gross
>>213688972
no
>>213688973
they've been saying there's csam "embedded in the images" which is both absurd and disgusting
ignore them

every girl ive dated had bpd (bad personality disorder)

they call everything nonce

>>213689100
You are obviously a homosexual so leading girls on is cruel.

every girl ive dated had bpd (big pussy disorder)

>>213689053
these sort of people shouldn't have animals

>>213688848
Somebody needs to tell this jeet that the only thing new worlder whites understand is respect and violence, your average black fella will be more kiwi in one week after his first machete brawl and baby mama spree

they call everything pedo shit

>>213689141
I know hun I'm just spreading rumours and causing mischief

>>213689152
i'm bi sexual but only date women cause i wanna have some kiddies one day x

every girl ive dated had bpd (bitch please disorder)

>>213689176
>>213689152
i'm heterosexual but homoromantic
you have no idea how hard it is for us

I need to suck on some titties so bad

>>213688956
Yes and I hope some day is my willy up his arse. I bet he's got a death grip in his little boy pussy.

I need a girlfriend

i hate women but im straight
i suffer

>>213689189
>homoromantic
never heard that one, me thinks that what I am

>>213689222
agp. you don't want know.

>>213688732
it's very good

>>213689189
>you have no idea how hard it is for us
i genuinely don't care

lad date with a little smooch and a nice cuddle while I run my fingies through his hair and gaze into his eyes

Believe it or not but I’m a reffo
Cake to australia on a big ol boat in the early 00s
In another world id be one of the boat people in the uk wrecking havoc all over the streets unperturbed

oh and today I caught shiny abra (1/222 or the 187th catch)

>>213688703
>>213688735
they trained the dog to do that routine

>>213689248
>Believe it or not but I’m a reffo
i genuinely don't care

>>213689189
>i'm heterosexual but homoromantic
Long winded way of saying you're a misogynist.

Regret fading solana

and caught 3 alakazam

I want to kiss and cuddle with a man now but no sexual stuff x

>>213689201
you a baby or summat?

question to shaggers - do your gfs bother closing the door when they're pissing and shitting or is it an open door policy?

>>213689284
heyyy

>>213689284
i genuinely don't care

>>213689169
I think you could do that without making reference to something so extremely vile

>>213689235
not agp as i dont want to chop my dick off thoughever

i like sex with women but not relationships with them
i like hanging out with men but am not sexually attracted to them
>>213689268
doesnt make me a misogynist

>>213689284
that's probably normal
maybe

Currently listening to Deftones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZcAQ0kuw1s

>>213689309
you dont have to care x

>>213689306
pissing in front of each other is normal
pooing in front of each other is a bit weird

>>213689326
But homoromantic means that you desire a romantic relationship with another male. How can you want romance with a guy but no sex?

the daily murkrow appeared :)

>>213689337
could've sworn she wore bobby socks with the saddle shoes
am I losing it?

190's tranny janny discord pedo clubhouse

moving to SuperShe island

>>213689337
I need a skirtpie gf

>>213689369
ssh

>>213689371
Couldn't find one woman on the entire island

>>213688956
i'm squinting but can't see anything

Why are the trannies on this website all heterosexuals that want to fuck women, and yet none of the one's on grindr are that way?

>>213689426
grow up

>>213689435
most troons are just hetero with a knicker fetish but leftypol turns a blind eye

>>213689361
only men are capable and worthy of romantic love

porygon-Z unlocked
basically just makes tri-attack an eliteTM (porygon2 but worse)

migrate
>>213689119
>>213689119
>>213689119

Norman Finkelstein, like the Jew of this man's Jew I have to be honest on /brit/

>>213689306
quick pee is whatever usually i close the door at least. it's closed and locked otherwise

>>213689466
*yawn*

getting raped

>>213689371
>island full of women
>still have to bring men on to fix stuff
why can't they hire women to do those jobs?
also it was sold in 2023 to a man and the "women-only" community is gone

>>213689435
isnt grindr for gay men
why would a transbian go on grindr

the thing to do you see is to take one bite of chocolate covered almond and then one bite of walnut and then chew them both up together at the same time that's the way to do things

on a Temu mad one again, mental how cheap all this shite is, wonder how they even turn a profit

you needed to have evolved eevee during the event to get an espeon with play rough :(

do you live the sunnah

>>213689459
bit gay

>>213689505
what are you even buying?
can't imagine anything I need, apart from maybe a mouse pad

>>213689490
i don't think it was a community even just a spa holiday wellness retreat

>>213689505
plebs will say slavery (communism) but really the high IQs like me understand that the cheap products that turn losses for them are points or taxes that they pay to other countries, like sending money regularly (Chinese money is also private and they have a second currency a public-facing one)

>>213689528
Gay porn mags (thank you sir poo)

>>213689527
i don't feel romantic love for women the same way i don't feel romantic love for my dog

>>213689505
i stay away from it otherwise i know i'd be filling up the house with useless stuff

>>213689562
cheeky

>>213689568
like what

only enjoy purchasing things if they're nice
have no desire for cheap junk

that post wasnt me

>>213689625
ktim

>>213689641
what post

>>213689625
who the hell is that

Imagine going into to toilet after she comes out and she’s left a sinker at the bottom of the bowl. Are you going to fish it out for a quick snack or no?

Got the boardwalk on

this is my favorite lana del rey look unironically

>>213689666
checked. this except for cathy. yes i would gladly eat her excrement from the toilet as if i were playing bob for apples

thats all of the porymons collected then kekeke

>>213689537
>cheap products that turn losses for them are points or taxes that they pay to other countries, like sending money regularly
the fuck does this mean? can you explain further

>>213689666
nigga you're like 50 posting ts

i never used sites like temu or aliexpress because i thought it was some sort of ching chong scam site are they actually legit?

>>213689686
kys pedo freak

>>213689701
if they lose $2 to a consumer in a foreign country, they give $2 to that country while also getting money for their country (by using slavery)

>>213689682
Corrr

>>213689714
nothing chinese is legit

>>213689528
don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Things i'm buying on temu whilst generally being a wasteman:

glitter lube
glass plug
vibrating plug
double-ended dildo
strap-on harness
lace bodystocking
fishnet tights
thigh-high latex boots
chastity cage
nipple clamps
spreader bar
ball gag
collar with leash
lace gloves
silicone dildo in every colour of the rainbow
vibrating wand
crotchless panties
leather mini skirt
anal beads
harness bra
pasties
handcuffs
lace choker
edible body paint
pegging kit
jeweled butt plug
pussy pump
cum towel
stockings with seams
cat ears headband
PVC corset
gimp mask
glow-in-the-dark condoms

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go life uni not doing gay orgies.

Any paraphilia paraphernalia you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as orgies and that?

tl;dr: I fucking love gay porn

>>213689672
I think steve buscemi is cute sometimes like in trees lounge and mystery train and ghost world and airheads

>>213689742
Mate...

I need to catch a lot of minccino today and go out to get some at that. havent done the daily minccino in like 7-8 days but I used to get one a day :)

>>213689742
fantastic post

>>213689619
idk stuffed animals, stationary, dollhouse miniatures, unnecessary stuff that's easy to buy too much of when it's cheap

>>213689742
>buying things you put in our mouth or inside you from China
OK enjoy arsenic in your butt

>>213689742
you need to be arrested

Kelly Macdonald looks better in Boardwalk than she did in Trainspotting. She aged like fine wine, true British rose

>>213689714
i did go through an aliexpress phase it depends on the seller and the site would allow you to make claims for refunds

>>213689459
So you're not attracted to men then. Idk confusing.

>>213689742
no dog tail plug? Not to mention the lack of sex arses.

>>213689780
Agree my brother. Bonnie McFarlane as well, similar looking bird of comparable age.

>>213689820
>>213689820
>>213689820

dog tail mention

>>213689780
she is very lovely
very very pretty

>>213688738
Their entire thing is literally friendship